OK /b tell me how to place the noose to achieve insta death.
around ankles
>>681692610
Under chin, behind ears. Make sure you've got enough rope for a 15ft drop.
also, nigger
Come on /b help me out
Im sorry my english is low. You dont do it! Sorry for my english
>>681692610
How about don't do it
dont listen to them. Do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>681692983
Where does the big knot go?
>>681692610
You tied it wrong, also not enough twists 8 is best
Neck
>>681692610
knot goes right behind the left ear.
>>681692983
What this anon said. Right behind your ear, any side will work. If the rope is too short you'll probably suffocate though.
>>681692983
15 ft drop will pop his head off. 10 ft drop.
Behind ear
>>681692610
You'll need a drop of at least 7 feet to break your neck so tie it round the chimney and jump off the roof.
>>681693364
>Implying popping his head off won't kill him
>>681692610
do it on a overpass to fuck with traffic, if the noose is long enough it should instantly sever your spine
Ti it to the railing of a bridge white a couple of meters of slac. putt noose around your neck then jump. instant neck break.
Call yer mom ask for help bru
>>681692610
Look up US army guide to hanging. Has a scale for proper results. Also don't forget to soak the rope in water first. Let's it stretch and not break.
Not saying dont kill yourself do what you wanna but tell us why anyways
>>681692610
Sorry anon, that is a lost art.
It's very difficult, what you are looking for is the rope to snap your neck upon the fall.
Too much rope length and you painfully tear your head off, too little rope and you risk taking 30+ minuets to asphyxiate.
I wouldn't try either, just make sure it is as tight as possible then used a tire or something to fall off of, you'll die in 2-3 mins ez
>>681693271
I need maybe like a pic to know the right way to place the knot
Do it you pussy
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZu_gRRqbv0
>>681693672
pointing away from the back of your neck
>>681693713
he wont do it because he`s a faggot
>>681693456
Loool
Leave a 15ft drop using razor wire and Super glue your hands to your head so it looks like you ripped it off
>>681693644
What's wrong with popping your head off? It all ends the same and it's still instant
>>681693672
>implying i can paint with a mouse
>>681693979
yeah funny, we haven't heard that one 500 times before
>>681693863
Like this?
This might help.
>>681694161
in the back not the front
Rip OP, final moments spent being a fag on /b/, any last words?
Call for help. Police should come save you
>>681694161
don't do it man
>>681694283
But I read you're supposed to place it below the chin?
Lease a Messe on vocaroo.com
>>681694063
This is right way
>>681692610
place knot to the side. Don't be a fag.
why the hurry? can't you do this tomorrow?
>>681694383
No.
>>681694585
yea just do this
Dont do it man ! Stay strong dont listen to these degenerates on 4chan.
If you want to really kill yourself, go do something crazy before you die like rob a bank rape a woman etc
>>681694045
your head lives for a few seconds afterwards, it is actually a pretty humiliating way to die.
but also style points man. Super bad form to pop your own head off, you get blood everywhere, someone has to clean that shit up.
>>681694668
do it naked
>>681694594
I've been putting it off for awhile, today looks like a good day.
>>681694161
No one is this dumb
>>681694812
Are you going to wear a blindfold?
>>681694812
give us a final moment selfie
>>681694347
> implying they wouldn't drop him as an emotionally disturbed threat
>>681693672
Fuck, I understand why you want to kill yourself. Too stupid to read, so you need pretty pictures.
Thanks for doing the right thing and removing yourself before you become an inconvenience to the rest of us
>>681692610
Why do you care about that? It's max 30 seconds of extra suffering if you fail. Just do it and stop being a little bitch.
Dont do it, better try to steal money. Killing urself is the worst you can do.
Will this be okay?
>>681695120
Perfect.
Live stream?
>>681695120
That's ok mate, good luck.
>>681695120
you're beside the shore, where the fuck you gonna jump from nigga
>>681695120
Yeah. Go for it.
bye bye now.
>>681695120
Good luck man
>>681695120
Have a nice fall.
Last words?
Get some French fries and a dog
>>681695120
stream
>>681695422
Allahu akbar
>>681695349
This fag gets it
>>681695502
kek
>>681695120
I can't believe you don't hate anyone enough to go kill them first
>>681695120
See ya, OP
No real painless way to hang yourself, op, much faster if you bangaroo in the brain.
Omg I've been sitying in my car in one spot for a while with my noose with me, and the sherif drops by to see what's up.... Luckily he left without checking my car...
>>681695785
Close call op, dont want any tickets before dying, bad for insurance
What state so I can check the news?
>>681695785
>sherif
XD
Why not ask sheriff how to hang yourself?
Stream?
>>681695785
Op, go bangaroo in the brain mang, don't hang yourself, mo matter how you do it, I guarantee you it will be VERY painful.
>>681695785
Sheriff is gonna have a bad year when he realizes he could have prevented suicide
This is obviously fake, OP isn't gonna sudoku himself. Just wants attention.
>>681695785
did you shot the deputy?
>>681695655
Where'd you get that pic? I know it's kinda generic, but an old schoolmate of mine used to draw exactly like that.
>>681695929
Florida. Not sure if they're gonna make a story a out it though
>>681693979
always fuckin funny
always the best answer
>>681695785
Why? What's in your car?
>>681696000
CHECKED.
>>681696183
a bomb retard he's allahu akbar
>>681694161
>>681696183
His brain obvsly
>>681696031
this lol
>>681696183
The rope to hang myself with lol, the police would see that and I'd be wrecked
>>681696000
CHECKD
>>681696135
It's mine
Dubs an trips checked
>>681696231
ohh trips, got to do it now
moving on
Gotta be bait
Why do you want to die?
>>681696329
Is your name Lauren?
DO IT!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOIIINNGGG!?! GO! DO iT DDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!?!?!?!?!??! WHY DONT YOU DO IT ALREADY???? ARE YOU SCARED? doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEUAHEUHAGEABINAME
This thread is fucking boring. OP is an attention whoring fag. No way he will do it. He will miss the attention. Newfags eating up bait and shit. Shame on all of you. Especially you OP. Getting these kids hopes up. No you go to your room and think about what you have done.
now we need quads
>>681696620
Nope
>>681696000
I support this. Let's start a steam! :D
>inb4 he doesn't because he just wants attention
I'd show my face with stamp but I'm planning on doing it later at night, the place is packed with nerds.
>>681692610
Anything you want me to tell your mom before the end ?
x tyron
>>681696653
Shit... Some 8 year old found 4chan...
>>681696720
Damn. Oh well.
OP you got me crying in a fetal position and calling 911, damn you.
>>681696730
Can't phone is at 21%
>>681696741
Do it now fag not like you care afterwards
Well are you gonna do it
>>681696741
have a wank and drink some chocolate milk before hand
>>681696741
Oh really...
Use periscope
do it
>>681696066
He did not shot the deputy
OP is obviously stalling and string everyone along.
was your biggest acheivement in life tying that noose?
>>681697063
I'm not in the middle of the woods, of course people are around and might stop me
>>681695120
>overweight, neckbeard, wifebeater
come on.
man up and get in shape, if that doesn't help then fuck, just live with crippling depression
Checked.
>>681697123
OP is a obviouslly a fag
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it's not really Worth it dude... but if u really have to stream it.. i won't be watching i think this shit is stupid...
>>681697220
5"5
128 pounds
Workout shirt
...
dont do it op
>>681697206
Oh really...
>>681697206
you're just retarded
well
>>681697384
.....
Anyone else have a feeling he's gone and done it already?
>>681693218
In front of your face. Hangings with knot behind head often result in strangulation instead of death by cervical displacement.
With knot in front, the force of the rope straightening will force head back with enough force to break the neck instantly.
>>681693784
At least you tried, anon.....
op hurry the fuck up and kill yourself
>>681697578
you gonna stream and deliver?
>>681697578
>turn phone on low power mode
>live stream
>profit.
stream it... who cares about their battery precent if they dead lol
Just stick it up your bum and call your mother
>>681697580
2 FUCKING SECONDS
>>681697578
take a pic of where you're jumping from
>>681697699
It's day outside and people everywhere, where to go to hang self?
OP is a fag
screen shot the thread for when cops go through it
>>681693007
>you dont do it!
Kek
Whats even the point in killing oneself without stream?
>>681697578
Someone should get his exif data from the pics and call the police.
DO IT ALREADY NEW FAG KILL YOUR SELF
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Too much drama already
>>681697968
No more pain.
>>681697350
>5'5"
well this explains a lot
>>681697578
if you have a good enough hight you'll intantly snap your neck, no one will have time to stop you
>>681692610
don't do it you fucking moron, don't waste your white genes
at least make sure you have 2 kids with white girls before leaving
This is silly. Hey get some help man
>>681692610
Why do you want to kill yoursrlf op?
Yeah. Know you're just an ass trolling, blah.
But if you are under 30, and in good physical health, there is hope. Otherwise, a long drop is the best option. Place noose on right/back of neck.
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>>681698118
I'm not risking that, I'll just wait for the night and do it
OP you know it takes up to 10 minutes to die from hanging yourself (assuming you are not snapping your neck) You will start to hang yourself and instantly regret it but there will be nothing you can do. Enjoy your final moments regretting your decision
>>681698276
OP is going home to fap to some gay porn
Lul risk.
>>681698351
After a failed suicide attempt last month, I don't really have any regrets.
If you are crazy, or depressed, it may not get better and often gets worse.
>>681698351
actually even if you do it wrong and die of asphyxiation instead of neck break, you still lose consciousness within a minute. actual brain death might not be complete until 10 minutes, but youre asleep after 1 minute.
>>681692610
Place noose around neck then jump in front of moving train.
Guaranteed.
>>681698276
op confirmed fag wasting our time
>>681692610
Exit bags are better OP
You are gonna need a fucking ceiling, jackass.
>>681697699
>who cares about their battery precent if they dead lol
Some of us have morals and would never abuse a tender electronic object.
OTOH full cycling can be good for batteries, so time to die!
Read "the great controversy"
>helium is the way to go OP
Op Listen fam
Regardless of shit now mayn
try somthing new leave that place forever travle the country on foot climb the tallest mountain and if then your not satisfied jump
Dont go like this your cheating your self mayn
Between the gooch and scrotum
Ask your grandma for advice
>>681698703
I've already found a nice tree by the lake I'm at, waiting for the nerds to leave so I can do my stuff.
drown yourself in open ocean op, swallowed by the abyss is best
>>681697580
i feel like he did it already
>>681698903
dont do it bro
where's the stream
>>681698903
kill them.. you have nothing to loose
>>681698903
>trying to hang himself from a coconut tree
my sides
>>681698884
/thread
>>681698903
Op where do u live, maybe ull be on the news
>>681699116
LOL all I have is my noose
>>681698903
IF YOU DON'T STREAM YOU WONT BE AN HERO.
Will you be calm while dying and post a selfie for us? (if your neck doesn't break.. Of course?
>>681692610
right next to bag with HCN from cherry pits.
then discard noose and huff
This is some dork shit. Just get on your dying telephone call your local fire department
>>681699305
I'm hoping my neck will break, so I won't have to feel mah feels
>>681699402
Check 'em all
>>681698903
Seriously, talk this out, you don't want to do this
>>681698903
There is a god damn palm tree and a sun in the sky and you want to kill yourself? You should visit northern Finland, killing ourselves is a national pastime here.
>>681699452
dude you have to stream
we need closure
>>681698888
Quads comads you to do it op
>>681699528
yes he does
Hopefully a coconut falls and hits your head and knocks some goddamm sense into you. Don't do it.
>>681699528
There are much better ways to go out
>>681699528
shut up
i hate you
>>681699227
and a car....road kill baby
update us op
>>681698903
i see water and a palm tree looking shit, id kill for that view. don't do it.
>>681699613
Ffs that's not the tree... I'm around 1 mile away from my resting place
OP do it please
>>681693364
The rope length depends on the persons body weight
The British Army calibrated this in the 19th century
Their chart (the definitive work on the subject) is still in use today in a number of former colonies
>>681699688
Then go visit the place, Lake Okeechobee
tie rope to palm tree, tie other end to your neck, get in car, pedal to the floor, profit
>>681699545
>>681699688
they do not know the soulcrushingness that is Florida apparently.
get on with it
op you gotta give us the location to where you're gonna do it so we can confirm you're not fag
>>681699624
Why don't you find a tall building and jump or very high bridge... Common be creative at least... -_o and who goes on 4chan and doesn't stream their suicide?!?
>>681699773
You're about one mile from your mom. Ohhhhh got em
>>681700031
See this >>681699894
>>681699894
>>681699933
i had to google it, just leave florida. its that simple. if youre too young youll be 18 before you know it and you can leave. you dont have to stay down there in that filth,
>>681694283
The knot should be directly behind the ear, not all the way in back
>>681700164
I don't have any money, the car is my parents, don't want to steal it
OP would you tell a message to my friends on the other side?
>>681699661
this is some kid youre talking into killing himself, i want you to consider that when you sleep at night.
>>681699933
>>681700164
What's wrong with Florida? Other than people hanging from palm trees.
>>681698903
>>681692610
Quick!!!! TELL US WHERE YOU ARE SO WE CAN SEE YOUR SUICIDE IN THE NEWS FOR CONFIRM TOMORROW!!
>>681700220
Why don't you just breath a bottle of dust off?!? Best way to go out !! Promise you buddy!!
>>681700290
If you got parents and they lent you you're car, don't do it. But it's up to you fellow anon
OP update us with an image, you're gonna do it and not stream it then just tell us a few minutes before you kill yourself so atleast we can know you did it.
>>681700290
whats going on to bring you to this? what high school do you go to?
>>681700409
Suicides don't make it to the news ... Faggot
>>681700357
fuck off
>>681696046
>Sudoku
Seppuku, idiot
>>681700410
>Why don't you just breath a bottle of dust off?!? Best way to go out !! Promise you buddy!!
1) What is dust off?
2)I'm not OP, I don't want to kill myself, I just want to jerk off while watching a live stream of someone else killing themselves
>>681700383
your women are whores. its fucking hot. and flat. and fucking hot
>>681700602
>Seppuku, idiot
First time on 4chan, reddit?
>>681700539
They do in canada
>>681700503
In college, I'm a bit tired of life, don't have any purpose. I'm fine going to hell, I'll find out if it exists
>>681700602
That's a dish you fucking retard.
>>681700357
People should shut the fuck up and let others do what they want, kunt.
It bothers me every day I didnt kill myself when I had the chance a few years ago. The worst thing you can do to an individual is take their death away.
>>681700729
>implying hell exists
k
>>681700666
the number of the beast
>>681700564
look asshole, id encourage some asshole who wants to set his room on fire or some shit but this is some kid whos going to quietly hang himself somewhere in fucking florida. its not the same thing and its not fucking cool
>>681700619
http://youtu.be/-ydbSbMFLYM gets u high as fuck and if you breath enough it kills ya
>>681699894
Police alerted
>>681700602
>360 degrees and walk away
>>681700666
pretty good description of hell there satan
stream it faggit
>>681700894
Shut up bitch
>>681700729
If you do it can you leave a note that says you did it for Emma Watson because 4chan told you to?
That way when she hears what you did she'll go on 4chan out of morbid curiosity and all your /b/ros will be graced by her presence
>>681700727
Nope.. They don't ! I live here
>>681700894
dumbass go away
>>681700666
>>681700888
Might aswell be a get thread
>>681700922
Please don't tell the police...
>>681700990
implying anyone gives a shit about emma watson anymore
>>681700729
Have you thought in your family? How do you think your mother will feel about it? Don't be selfish anon
>>681701187
implying she isnt hot
>>681701135
why not?
>>681700973
suck my dick, other guy dont do it!
>>681701135
NSA knows your gona kill yoursef and don't give a shit ha ha
>>681701135
quick do it before the police arrive
>>681701135
Too late just go home.
>>681700921
I'll just huff gas instead mate
Got a technique, I stand over the gas can and hold it 2-3 inches off the ground while huffing
When too high drop can
Only 2-3 inches so no spills but I never accidentally an hero
>>681701268
Shut up you ugly nigger.
>>681692610
over the right shoulder with lots of slack
>>681700666
this is too perfect
>>681701246
shes like 28 now, practically a grandma
>>681700666
If you do it today you're going to hell OP
What provence you in? In 902 the natives are all over the news
>>681701385
fuck you asshole,
>>681701444
Witness
>>681701726
Eat shit, kill yourself too.
Listen bro. Everything seems bland. Nothing is interesting. Theres no reason to do anything. I can relate. Tbh coming onto 4chan about this was pretty dumb, because the scum of the earth love death. But You can do something with yourself. Life is uphill, but if you play it right its worth. You are literally talking to demons on here, and they want to see you fail.
>>681701850
Seig hail
Go home and stream it you cunt
The cops must of got em
>>681701878
But I'm also one of these demons...
Go eat some ice cream, jerk off, sleep.
>>681702070
Time for dingaling tug tug
Place the knot under your left ear... ive been checking into it my self... because of reasons.
>>681701878
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oxvursQVF0
>>681702077
Kazimalreadyademon
OP, why do you want to kill yourself
you feel better now that you've decided to live, right?
>>681702077
Can people make themselves better?
Op do it allready not like you have anything to live for faggot
>>681702332
why not
Thread as ded as op
>>681702361
Nah, I feel better because I've baited a few nerds.
Before you go, just drive to the nearest hospital and take a walk through the cancer ward where people are fighting for their lives.
>>681694182
Holy shit assuming you didnt loose me at the first step -Finding a conveniently placed infinte rope that stays in the ceiling- You lost me on the loop at step 3.. Im so lost..
And look at all these idiots saying dont do it.. Wheres your sense of adventure kek
>>681701956
Ficken arscheloch. SIEG HEIL
witnessed
>sterg
>>681702449
Tits or gtfo
>>681696000
trips demand it
>>681702449
Rape the nerds
>>681702494
Killing yourself isnt adventurous becausw you know youre going to die. Being adventurous would be living, because you never know whats going to happen.
>>681702846
In their rape holes
>Climb a minimum 3 floor building.
>Tie rope secure as fuck to something strong.
>Place noose around neck.
>Jump off building.
>???
>???
>???
>You won't be coming back here any time soon...
>>681695502
>muh 72 virgins
