it's that time again /b/ >what was it >how fucked
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it's that time again /b/
>what was it
>how fucked are you
>inb4 pussy, dick, ass, your mom, etc.
>bonus points for pic of the dish you ate
KALE OH YEAH
Was a donut, but started eating Goldfish crackers a couple seconds before I saw this thread
>>681673859
Jimmy dean breakfats bowl, so not that bad actually
fuckin animal crackers
Farfalle with sauteed mushrooms/cherry tomatoes/bell peppers and mozarella topped off with some freshly grated parma reggiano? eh.
>>681673609
Chocolate desert and coconut water for a drink.
Pizza
Not bad.
>>681673609
Yesterday, some fruit pieces. Today i have had no meal, cuz of poverty.
Salted peanuts.
I haven't ate but I just swallowed my meds :'(
>>681673609
Muscles in garlic white wine sauce with spaghetti. No way could I eat that everyday.
Cooking dinner for the wife. Making clear soup and pork tonkatsu.
Prime rib
>>681673609
my own sperm
>>681673609
Hot Dogs from 7-11 with "nacho cheese & chili" onions and jalapeños.
I'm ok with this.
>>681674708
Used to live on those when I first moved out.
Jelapenos -.-" im pretty fucked
Ass
>>681673609
Green beans, taters and pork chop.
Eh, at least I'm not gonna die
>>681674576
Mmmm anciety meds for dinner
30 in meatball sub and a sugar cookie
>>681673609
>ham and cheese on eggo waffles.
:(
Ultimate breakfast sandwich from jack in the box, curly fries and a coke.
Guess I'll be gettin pretty fat.
>>681673609
totinoes party pizzas bitches!!
Nutrigrain bar... I'm going to have to eat so many a day.
>>681675091
You'll die of liver failure before then.
OP's mom's ass.
this entire thread
Chipotle burrito
Double wrapped
White & Brown rice
No beans
Double steak and chicken
Extra Hot sauce
Cheese
I may be getting fat, but holy shit I'm a happy man.
>>681675229
Pasta and shellfish? Really?
>>681673609
Meatball sandwich.
>>681675177
Worth it
>>681675091
bk cresent is better..
>>681674972
that sounds like t could be good or bad..
I hate these greek pastry swirls filled of cheese, with some natural yogurt.
Swiss cheese on flatbread.
I'll be fine as long as I can toast.
>>681673609
OPs moms pussy
i like to dress up as Buster
not everybody thinks that its cool, but i finally met a girl who thinks im a 10/10 would bang like bam in my Buster suit.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPiEVyd3-4k
>>681675171
lmao ur gona hate it when u need salt..lol enjoy those number 2s..lol
>>681674972
Why sad face you bassicly made something close to a mcgriddle. Its a heart attack but its probally tasty as hell bro.
>>681673609
>blueberry muffin
>18%
>...
>17 feet is too far
>>681675482
Too much effort.
>>681673609
Rolling.
>>681673609
Saltimboca, fries, Iced tea
Grilled spare ribs and grilled zucchini. I'm good.
>>681673609
Chicken wingdings and jalapeño poppers from Walmart deli.
A carrot.
Tuna and cucumber sandwich, i guess mercury poisioning will slowly drive me crazy until i die.
Burrito bowl from Freeb!rds. I'm okay with this.
Basic carbonara with pancetta, took a photo just now
Delicious but it'll get boring and probably kill me in a week
Does it look shitty? Only got into cooking a few weeks ago, before that I just ate freezer food.
>>681673609
Salad topped with tuna salad cheese and bacon bits... im fucking lucky
>>681675333
No guacamole?
No lettuce or beans? You tasteless asshole
Ramen....
A snickers... and a coke zero... I'm so fucked...
I ate a mojo pork sub with cheddar. I hope i wouldn't get sick of it, cause i fuckin love that sandwich
>>681676165
That sucks
>>681673609
chicken with fries
neat.
>>681675771
Your moms feet
My sister's panty crust.
>>681676026
It's all about the cream cheese
Chilaquiles. What cha know about that.
>>681673609
doritos
im not kidding
Scrambled eggs and bacon on a toast. Not bad..
Bacon sandwich
Fuck yeah!!
>>681673609
Goddamn spaghetti
>>681676115
Looks pretty nice, it's going to drive you crazy though. Pasta day in day out fucks you up.
egg salad on a toasted bagel
a cheese stick
green olives
Plain oatmeal and dried plums
>>681673609
god tier home made chicken Alfredo and garlic bread
>>681676444
I love your sister's panty crust. It's the best.
>>681676707
Don't I know it.
>>681675980
>>681673609
Raspberry muffin
Protein shake
>inb4 drink
It was chunky
>>681673609
achivie pizza. Im set for life
>>681676656
u poser.. vegans don't eat eggs u vegan poser!VEGAN POSER!!! H8! H8! H8! H8!
raisin bran crunch
>I'm okay with this
>>681676999
>Those digits...
Croissant, ham, and egg breakfast sandwich. Sounds delicious and everything but I'm never going to be full again. FUCK.
>>681673609
Quesadillas.
I guess I am not that fucked. I can do with out them, but that was just the only thing in my house worth eating.
looks like you ate a plate of dicks bruh
i ate dick kinda like this picture
i am happy i wont have to do this again
I had freaking noodles with salt. I'm okay with that.
Had those Ramyun with:
- Fried Tofu
- Pak choi
- Cauliflower
- Lao Gan Ma
- some fried onions
................ could be better
... could be worse
>>681673609
McDonalds fer life nigga. Fuck that pussy, Morgan Spurlock.
Chicken... God damnit I don't want to turn into a nigger
Spaghetti Carbonara
Nicey nice
Scrambled eggs...
Eh I can live with that tbh
>>681673609
Boy looks like my diet consists of Doritos from now on. Could be worse.
>>681677478
Too late nigga
Literally ate it 10 minutes ago. I suppose it tastes good but damn I'm gonna lose my gains.
>>681677425
JUST TELL UR STORY FREAK...
Whopper JR w/o tomatoes/cheese.
Fuck you OP.
String cheese and pringles :/ fuck
>>681673609
Teriyaki beef and tempura vegetables.
I can imagine worse fates.
A cereal bar.
Im fucked
>>681673609
Grilled cheese...... So I'm just never going to shit again
There is a god.
>>681673609
fucking rye with butter on it
>>681677960
Have fun with your diabetus
Domino's pizza. I'm okay with this.
tyson panko breaded chicken patty.
not too fucked...get tired of it quickly though
Chicken Alfredo pasta!
>>681678181
What on it though?
Scrambled eggs and rice.
>>681677733
bk burgers go hard...
Lentils onion soup.
Well... I will not be schlomo´ed from my primogeniture at least
>>681673609
>Chocolate
Fucking yes
>>681678261
Pepperoni, mushrooms, bacon and fresh tomatoes.
>>681673609
1/2 lb Grillburger from Dairy Queen I can deal
>>681674160
jesus christ you're a faggot
Double quarter pounder and medium fries, I still die soon, good knowing you /b/
Spaghet.
Great I'll probably die within a year or so.
no pic because its just spaghetti dude you know what that shit looks like
>>681674708
That is sub-prime rib.
>>681678879
Will*
Chipotle burrito bowl w/ chicken, brown rice, pinto beans, medium salsa, lettuce, cheese.
I'm fine with this.
>>681673609
meal? then pork tenderloin, mustard diablo sauce and some bread. this is not too good, ill probably die of some heart problems
single piece of whatever? bread. that i would probably manage to some degree
>>681678765
>sauteed mushrooms/cherry tomatoes/bell peppers
>eh
that would taste so stupid and u are indeed a huge fagg...
>>681674160
>>681673609
was a croissant donut. brb gonna get muh diabetus
Obesity here I come
>>681673609
aw fuck, I don't hate liver but I'm not a fan either; also veggies and rice.
Bread and butter, id probably die within a month
>>681678080
I intend to.
>>681673609
Chocolate and marzipan. Noice.
Dry ass grilled turkey breast. These gains aren't worth it.
>>681679258
>mad cow disease 2.0 outbreak
>anon goes mad then is kill
>such is life when living on the whopper
Pizza.
Time to get fat, but happy.
shake : oats + banana + whey + peanut butter
GOLD
>>681673609
OP's pic looks like a bowl of dicks.
Congrats OP in keeping with tradition. You literally are a giant faggot.
lulz
Ostrich steak and chips
>>681679719
Kill yourself
Chocolate covered
Peanut butter wafers
I'm OK with this
Chickfila sammich i win. sepatai my nay-no
Spicy marinated pig hearts.
I can live with that...
Mom's baked ziti....the gainz are going to be ridiculous
>>681678765
Lol why was this so fucking funny
>>681679934
u mad brah
>>681673609
Fucking salty ass crisps....
Chicken and cheese taquitos with mango salsa and tasty yellow corn chips with chocolate birthday cake and milk im GOOD /b/ros
icebreakers sour... shit.
Italian polenta
I'm definitely okay with this
>>681679299
Actually, eaten in moderation, it contains all the carbs, fiber, fat, sodium, sugars, and protein to live a normal life.
Coffee grinds by mistake too. Fuck. Would've been a dish at a Vietnamese restaurant.
>>681673609
peanut butter and jelly croissant
>>681673609
roast beef sandwich......something something ops mom
Bowl of Cheerios
>>681673609
>big ass hamburger with fries and coke
>BBQ sauce and very spicy mustard as sauces
mfw
>>681673609
Oat meal and quinoa mixed in, I will never be constipated in my life, then again outside of opiates I never have been constipated before....
>>681673609
Beans on toast and vitamin pills with a glass of water.
Literally fine.
>>681673609
ORANGES.
SUCK MY DICK OP
#NoScurvy4Lyfe
Dr Pepper, peanut butter and strawberry jam Sandwich, cashews and some spicy Sweet chili doritos, not too bad
>>681674155
I'll give you a year before you have a heart attack, you'll never have to worry about not enough salt ....
Steel cut oats and Percoset for hand surgery
I WILL EAT PIZZA FOREVER!!
Chili
I'm okay with this.
>>681678646
Is that a normal meal for you? Wtf, if it's natural salumi produced pepperoni more props to you but I'm guessing it's just shitty ground pork with spices and fat
nutrition wise, i'm fucked
but i eat these everyday anyway so it's fine
>>681673609
weetbix cunt
Corned beef.
AWWWWWWWWW YEAH
>>681673609
BBQ chicken sandwich with cheese, little bit of hot sauce + mixed salad and a peach flavored muller corner
i think i'll be alright?
I ate an ice cube like right before I saw this thread. Hell fucking yes.
>>681683023
what the fuck you say nigger
>>681673609
Home made flap jack. Has every thing a stable diet needs in one snack, including creatine etc
>>681674155
Those are good as shit
