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Dubs decides what I say
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I love you.
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>>681673451
She jerked off my dog though. That was kinda fucked up
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>>681673451
nigger cock in my recktum, and also dicke and balls
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>>681673598

roll
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>>681673687
ONE OFF COME ON
rolling for this
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>>681673451
Ya but she told me my butthole looked like an old womans puckering lips, fuckin pissed me off..
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>>681673734
are u serious?
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>>681673451
Meredith what kind of name is that? Are you friends with someones grandma OP?
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Vote Trump 2016
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>>681673737
Roll
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tits or gtfo
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"i totally agree im not sure how she would of handled such pressure i mean what if things turned out to be different" <---- this
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>>681673451
i like to dress up as Buster
not everybody thinks that its cool, but i finally met a girl who thinks im a 10/10 would bang like bam in my Buster suit.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?


this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPiEVyd3-4k
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>>681673737
Get
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>>681673451
Speaking of I don't like you very much. Sorry I'm just being honest
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>>681673845
Nah, I go to college with her
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>>>681673451
I think im in love with my mom
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pls lick my asshole
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>>681673737
Double dubs.
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>>681673967
Roll
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>>681673909
also this
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>>681673967
reroll
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>>681673451
im posting this on 4chan and im a huge cocksucker
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/b/
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>681673737
This op
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Hitler did nothing wrong
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I have to be honest, every time I look at you I fall more in more in love with you. I want you to take all 3 inches of me inside you until I orgasm, leaving you confused as to why it's already over.
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>>681673909
Dis mein kunt Rollll
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Send me a pic of your front bum, Meredith.
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i can hear my dad masturbating, is it weird if this turns me on?
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>>681674100
There you go
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>>681674100
kek winrar
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>>681673967
rawl
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>>681674100
winar
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>>681674144
Winrar
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>>681674100
we got a winrar
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>>681673451
Can I tell you something?

I secretly have always had a thing for your dad.
I want him to destroy my anus.
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>>681674100
Win
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>>681674100
Without the posting part
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>>681674233
can we go with this one instead?
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>>681674100
Fuck this anon, send hitler one
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>>681674233
>>681674144
>>681674100
wind
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>>681674255
>>681674100
HE HAS SPOKEN, WITHOUT THE POSTING PART
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>>681674233
Winrar
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>>681674314
>>681674255
thats not how this game works
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Anal?
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quads checkem
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>>681673603
This one
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>>681673451
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>>681674392
Stfu new rules, old ones are stupid
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>>681674525
kek. awesome
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brb riding my dildo till i cum
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>>681673603
yeah actually this one is pretty good. let's do that. I'll get the dubs, you bring the milk!
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>>681674525
Confirmed fake
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>>681674233
Winrar. OP must deliver
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>>681674598
sauce?
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you are fat and ugly
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>>681674573
reroll
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>>681674598
I have a feeling this is fake...
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>>681674525
Sorry my dog got my phone, he is a jerk sometimes
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>>681674573
Roll
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>>681674638
No i mean its just a hunch i suppose
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>>681674144
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>>681674744
Winrar
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op loves dick
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sry my dick took my phone we is jerk
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So I've heard you can a bit of a slut. How about you share those fat tits with me?
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send me nudes you nasty cunt
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nah it's a joke. i am asking people on 4chan to make me say something if their post ends in 2 same digits.
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>>681674744
Win
>>681674821
Roll
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>>681674777
checked keked and rekt

can you tell david I miss his throbbing cock
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gibe the pusi boss
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>>681674934
Roll
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>>681674821
Rorell
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>>681674777
You're a towel
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Mike was telling me that we should fuck, and I don't disagree.
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Sorry my cat walked on my keyboard. Anyways how's your family? Your mom specifically
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>>681674932
reroll
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Sorry I said all that stuff, lol, just nervous because I was really wondering if you would like to suck me off some time.
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Do you mind if u sent me a pic of your shoe so i can jerk off to it? I have a huge foot fetish and ive been afraid to tell you how much i want to jerk to your feet....
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My cock is so hard, wanna see?
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God I wish you had a cock
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>>681675380
>>681675385
Both of these
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>>681674821
Fucking roll
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is it getting hot in here or is it just all this child pornography i've been watching
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On a scale of skeleton to whale how fat are your pussy lips?
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Have you heard of pegging? I'd really like to try it with you *blushes*
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>>681675454
Topkek! Roll
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If your toes were cocks id suck them off
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>>681675477
Wiiiiinraar
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>>681675477
Winrar
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>>681675477
Winner winner nigger
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>>681675540
reroll
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>>681674777
She's called me twice since she stopped responding
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>>681675477
>>681675592
Add this too
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>>681675577
Winrar
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>>681675634
Vocaroo?
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>>681675634
Take screenshots of this thread and send it to her
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>>681675634
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>>681675786
Roll
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Sorry Mer, the bath salts are hitting hard
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>>681675634
can't answer phone.. i'm at the movietheatre
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>>681675786
Rolling
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I wanna snort coke out of your pussy
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Stop calling me you dumb slut I'm busy. Now are you going to come over and peg my ass or WHAT!?
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>>681675982
Fuck

Roll
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>>681675477
Send em op
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>>681675937
lying faggot nigger
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>>681675786
Rawl
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>>681675786
Roltato
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Send her this, say, like my thick rod?
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>>681676177
WINRAR!
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>>681676177
Oh.
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>>681676177
Kek winrar
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Also I'm sorry your dad called you that way, I can't even imagine the trauma you suffered trough your lifetime, maybe that's why you are that way, I understand it now. When I ride your dad I'll give everything back to him wink fucking wink
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>>681676177
Do it op!!
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Post the pegging comment OP
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>>681676177
Win
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I contaminated your water with bleach
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>>681676177
Checked
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I trust drinking bleach more than you
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I am high on angeldust and i'm gonna kill myself
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>>681676464

oh my god i posted keksimus maximus as a joke because of what you were doing i didn't think anyone noticed that i wasted a dubs holy fuck me
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>>681676464
Kek
And if dubs:
I cant answer my phone cuz im sucking your dads cock
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test
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Your face makes me want to drink bleach!
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sorry meredith, some nigger took my phone. dont worry, I killed him
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>>681676805
Working
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>>681676890

roll
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>>681676715
reroll
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Im so sorry just call me i will awnser
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>>681673451
>sorry meredith, some nigger took my phone. dont worry, I killed him
Roll
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I'm sorry, this was all a joke
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>>681676890
reroll
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>>681673916
(you)
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>>681676292
Roll
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lol i just thought i'd say all this fucked up stuff since i'll be killing myself tonight anways.
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>>681676992
again
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>>681676177
Send the deformed cock
If dubs say, thick enough for ya?
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>>681676464

I almost got raped by a pack of wild niggers earlier but luckily I had a job application in my pocket and it held them at bay like vampires to a crucifix.
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>>681677035
roll
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>>681677081
rolling
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>>681676961
Roll
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I am having a mental breakdown. Please call 911
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>>681677122
Winrar
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>>681677122
Winrar
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>>681677177
waste of dubs
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>>681677122
>>681676177
Checkem op
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>>681677177
>>681677122
Double winrar
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>>681677177
You my man wasted a perfectly fine pair of dubs
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>>681677277

another fucking waste
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>>681677177
>>681677122
>>681677277
Triple winrar
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OP better deliver on all these winrars real fuckin' soon
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>>681677277
TRIPLE DUBS
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>>681677122
Holy shit frist day on 4chan and i already got dubs
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>>681673451
>Your face makes me want to drink bleach!
Roll
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>>681677177
>>681677277
noice guys

>>681677420
>420
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>>681677515
Roll
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OP don't send any of those dubs wastes only real rolls this is getting funny. If dubs tell her you can't answer because you're massaging your prostate
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>>681677527
Blaze it
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>>681677476
first day on 4chan and you're already a faggot
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>>681677641
>being this new
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Niggers tongue my anus
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>>681677515
Roll
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>>681677684
Shit boi, got em.
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show me your cute little anus
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>>681677684
We're all faggots and niggers
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Context: she's had a bit of a crush on me for awhile
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Op split, /thread
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>>681677908
is she hot tho?
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>>681677997
faggot
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>>681677162
reroll
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>>681677908
>crush on you
>doesnt want to see penis
well, she sure is boring in the sack, drop her anon
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FUCK YOU BITCH! YOU STINK AND YOU'RE A DIRTY CUNTBITCH AND I FUCKING HATE YOU!
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>>681677908
Kek OP, just end it now. This is my first ever whiteknight.
>>681677997
Stfu faggot
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>>681677908

not anymore I reckon
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>>681677908
When OP actually delivers, sevral times
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I love it when you cry you dumb whore I will use the tears as lubricant. Now send me a picture of your whale tits
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>>681677908
Kekek, say, dont cry baby, i know its big but i think you can handle it
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If trips
Post pic of gril
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Show me your dick
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your tears are salty
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I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF RIGHT NOW
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I've just been craving your pussy. Lol #Poon
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>>681678196
Roll
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OMG I'm having the time of my life...
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I am debating weather bleach is a better way of killing myself over gasoline
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It's cool I like you too merry
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>>681677908
You'll cry even harder once I'm 12 inches up your anus
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>>681678112
rerollerino
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Trips post pic
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>>681678172
This!
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>>681678197
Rolling for this
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>>681678196
Roll
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Trump 2016
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>>681677908
4chin told me to do that im sorry i love you :^)
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>>681678112
This
Thisthisthus
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You lie.
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I cant hold in big cums meredith, suck please. I got the biggest mushroom
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>>681678278
Rollerino plz dubs
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My love for you make me do all of this
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>>681678355
Another dubs kek
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Will you go out with me?
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>>681677908

Don't cry! If you cry then I'll start crying then the dog will cry and when the dog starts crying the only way to make him feel better is sticking a thumb up his little doggie anus then he wags his tail and shows his lipstick and I know he's happy.
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>>681678196
Rollerino boisss
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Sorry for all the weird talking, i just want to make some sweet love to you and leave my seeds inside of you, so that the future generations will have a glimpse of the descendants of your beauty.
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Sorry meredith im so confused! I thought you would like it :( I think we should avoid each other from now on.
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>>681678355
WINRAR POST PICS
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>>681677908
Listen love. I have a huge problem telling how I really feel. I guess I tried to break out of the normal conversation to get your attention. I like you. and I want to have your babies
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>>681678322
WINRAR!
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I'm sorry, I'm actually madly in love with you and I'm having a breakdown and trying not to pull the trigger.
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>>681678433
winrar
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Ever fart in a bag then huff it?
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>>681678544
double winrar
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Roll for CAT IN THE HAT
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My friend took my phone. He's an idiot.

That being said, he just left, and I want to bone someone, want to come over?
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>>681678545
Roll
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I'm sorry. Mates got hold of my phone. Would you like me to tongue punch your cart box though?
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>>681678622
winrar god
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>>681678622
oh god no veto this one
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Chelsea calls me the finger lickin good destroyer
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>>681678622
XDDDD
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>>681676177

why would you even have that saved you fucking faggot
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>>681678614
This
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Can you check my dubs mlady ?
>>681677908
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>>681678651
Roll..?
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Sorry, this is all a joke to test you. I know you've had a crush on me for a while now. You want to go out sometime? Maybe a nice dinner or you can come over to my place for some drink and movies
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>>681678622
WINRAR WINRAR
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>>681678700
Winrar
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>>681678700
winner - but he meant fart box, not cart box, please ammend
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>>681678651
salvage roll?
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>>681678700
fucking kek
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>>681678622
Triple win
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>>681678777
triple
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>>681678651
Roll
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>>681678744
why would you waste a dubs like that you fucking faggot
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>>681678777
TRIPS OVERRIDE
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>>681678777
TRIPS BEATS DUBS
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>>681678651
Rolling.
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>>681678433
winrar
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>>681678777
THE TRIPS OVVERRRRRRIDEEE
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>>681678622
WinRar.exe RUNNING
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>>681678863

because im a faggot
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>>681678777
Lucky trips
If I do dubs
I am gay nvm
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>>681678777
enjoy your date OP
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>>681678777
Trips gotta do it!!!
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>>681678777
Trips override... they also mean post pics of girl.
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>>681678891
Can't argue with that man.
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>>681678777
Nice trips.. If dubs: I sent you my dick pics now your turn .. Show me your genitals!
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>>681678777
Gayest. Get. Ever.
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>>681678777
TRIPS FOUND DELIVAAARR
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>>681678025
Used to be. She's put on weight
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>>681678112
If dubs that. Also update us OP!
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1v1 me bro
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>>681678777
Tripsino
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