We are employed at /b/ Corp.
We react to others by their number.
Singles = regular employees
Dubs = manager
Trips = CEO
Quads = owner
We are broke. Any ideas?
>>681614599
Kill the Jews, they are a leech of money.
>>681614599
have you see bill,boss ?
Negro cock
>>681614483
Mail boy coming through!
Post room is busy today!
>>681614910
got anything for me today?
>>681614599
nosir, nothing since our last quarterly meeting
>>681615061
Sorry Jeff, the FBI siezed all your post. Something about corporate espionage.
Who has the fucking coffee filters? I'm about to go ape shit in this motherfucker?!?!
>>681615137
god damnit not again, i had to deal with this shit last week! who's running this show, a bunch of nignogs?
nigger nogs
>>681615218
don't you fucking remember we got a keurig system last month? keep up with the times.
quints
TRUMP
>>681614483
Requesting additional resources in the human trafficking department
Can we turn up the thermostat I'm a slut who wears nothing to work but I'm oh so cold. If not I'm sueing for sexism in the workplace.
Guten Tag.
>>681615617
No can do, all personnel are all busy in the break room fapping the feminine penises.
>>681615286
Well I'm not your boss or anything but maybe if you stopped trying to sell our companies secrets, his wouldn't happen so often.
Also, your not being very subtle. Posting "Selling /b/ Corp super top secret blueprints and designs" on Facebook is a bit much.
>>681614483
but its a public company jack ass
>>681615822
You're fired
Back to work you maggots
Them bathrooms best be clean you plebs
>>681614599
Ur the fuckin manager u tell us .i say meth lab though
>>681615822
look, i know your my manager and all but i have kids to feed and the current budget cuts aren't getting me enough money anymore. what the fuck do you expect me to do, sell drugs? i'm white, that shit won't work because i don't look like a wigger.
>>681615955
Yes sir!
Scrubbing oh rubber ducky!!
>>681614599
child fighting ring?
I'm hired as..
Your all fired. Get the fuck out her here fags.
>>681615980
well tell tony to stop wiping his shit all over the walls!
>>681614483
Rolling for quads. I want to be An Hiro!
You're all fired.
>>681616100
fuck you richard, you're just a manager!
im back from my fap break
Alright team, I think the best thing for our company would be to sell stock out to our competitors...
>>681616100
Fuck my phone, almost perfect.
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>>681615989
Oh fuck, I didn't realise i got a promotion to Mail Room Manager.
Jeff, I dont give a fuck about your kids.
Get the fuck out, your no longer employed by /b/. I am terminating your contract, effective immediately.
>>681616190
at least wipe your dick off, it smeared all over the front of your pants you gross faggot
Everyone is fired
>>681616176
OH YEAH? How about now?!
What should we do in order to make /b/ great again?
>>681616264
what the fuck!! shouldn't this have to go through the boss first or some shit? screw you, i'm going to take a shit in your desk before i leave
>>681616356
Fuck.
>>681616356
suck my dick richard, still can't do shit so make yourself useful
Treat me gud plz
What if i get quints or sexts?
We should close the site.
>>681616359
sprinkle some crack on it?
Fuckin Rollin
Leeeets go
>>681616307
its going to be in a lot moar places if you keep mirin
>>681614483
You're all fired.
>>681616359
Make a post about this post posting about that post.
???
Profit?
Umm, yeah... I'm going to need those TPS reports
General Counsel reporting in
Come on guys, get back to work, we need banana pictures!!!
>>681616544
i'm sorry massa managuh imma good nigga
>>681614483
Hi everyone, how's it going?
fired, all of you
>>681616393
Take a shit, see what I care. I'll eat it then shit it back out onto your kids when I murder them. At least then, you will have less mouths to feed.
>>681616588
he's a manager, seems legit
>>681616679
hey jerry, hows the misses been, oh shit here comes our boss
Dialer here. I say we kill the fat one.
>>681616722
you know... you have a good point there. guess that's why you're a manager and i'm a jobless bum now.
What's the product again?
>>681616544
promotion party. time to make bank /b/ros
Perhaps we can get people to post nothing but bait threads 24/7, and reap the comments, and pageviews, of idiots trying to correct retards?
>>681616679
eh, so so. i just got back from my gap break and imagined my grandma and for some reason my dick got harder so now i'm feeling pretty ashamed of myself.
how has your day been?
>>681616454
Fuck you Dick, I'm not the one that has to find a new job. BEHOLD, read it and weep!
I've been working here for 35 years.
go back to work
the lunch room is out of toaster strudels.
Rolling for a friend
>>681616941
Fuk.
Ah god...Who the fuck fapped in the coffee?
>>681617080
Rolling for myself
>>681616818
That's the Attitude we need here at /b/ Corp. Your hired!
>>681616968
Thats unfortunate
Yeah I'm going to go ahead and shirk and nap
>>681617136
not me, mines on my pants
ROLLING NIGGERS
>>681614483
shit
>>681617344
DUBS CHECKEM
>>681617344
Rolling for what you fucking retard
Small cuck
>>681617287
Fucking bateman!
>>681617152
fuck yeah!
Fuck
Ehhhhh, sorry OP in gnna have to let you go... sooo yeeaahhhh.
>>681617085
sup cunts. new business plan. hookers and cocaine!
>>681617613
see, this is why you're not a manager frank.
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>>681617344
shit ton of managers where the fuck are all the higher ups???!!!
hey
>>681617773
SO FUCKING CLOSE
>>681614483
ayyy b0ss
>>681617613
after hours frank after hours
Gonna have to weed some managers out. Tripzzzz
>>681617773
You rang?
>>681614483
ROLLING. DO WORK BITCHES.
Can someone help me with this task?
>>681617894
you know he won't listen, that's why his wife left him.
>>681617989
No, you're a peon
kek youre all fired
>>681617989
didn't you go through basic training? looks like we have a newfag here guys, kek
Poop balls
Ayyyy lmao
>>681614483
Anyone see John last night? Dude knows how to party.
Asians
Respect My aythoratah
Hg
>>681618050
FUCK OFF
no time to explain help me fake my own death and i'll give you a promotion
>>681614483
I want that ceo job /b/tards
Suck me
>>681618135
is it weird to wonder how he got mustard on his dick?
>>681618135
get back to work faggot
>>681618188
Oh bigmans on campus
Lol ceo here i come
>>681618238
nobody wants to suck your dusty nutsack jonathan
>>681618214
Fuck this shit rerawl this till i get CEO
Hello, I'm the new secretary, ms hazel trapps, can someone please show me to my desk?
Let's sell rip off Katrina's and Rosetta stone japanese at the local anime club meetings.
>>681618310
Fuck need that CEO pay
>>681614483
I need those TPS reports
Gentlemen, I thought i told you all we are having a buisness meeting at our usual spot.
>>681617773
Going for at least manager
>>681618340
someones due for a promotion
Get back to work, maggots.
>>681618370
too bad, you're fired
hello
Check'em boiz
>>681618399
Fuck yeah
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>>681618425
I will never be fired as i am the CEO/owner/manager
As manager, I say lunch is on next person to roll 69
Off for a wank in the toilets, keep an eye on my desk
>>681616588
>88
I will be in my office. Can you send Carol from accounting in, I need to "talk" to her.
Get the fuck back to work you fucking peasants.
>>681618510
Christ fucking damnit
You're not crescent fresh
roll for trips 444 niggers
Ima go sit around and do nothing, the rest of you can work
>>681618510
kek, nope. if i am promoted before you i'm firing your ass.
Rowllin'
You're all fired.
>>681617543
Fuk you nig, you aren't my boss.
>>681614483
nigga wassup!
>>681614599
reprimand op, imma point fingers at them for piss poor sales
>>681615822
brah dont talk down on yourself you a manager, back us up cause ..... >>681616100
>>681616100
thats whack son
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>>681616588
how y'all get y'all positions here?
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>>681617995
y'all got a future here i can see it
>>681617344
man fuck y'all, thats racist
satan ceo
alright everyone let's get to work
>>681618536
im switching chairs with you
>>681618536
Either post a video of your wank or you are fired and you can clean out your desk with out any pants
Rawr <3
dubss
Right, listen up here you little shits. The plan is to put everything we have on 21 red
>>681618633
Rip /b/corp
Rolling for owner
>>681618266
Yo, Sally says that he got the bottle and squirted it on both his dick and stomach. Is that true?
Fucking John, man.
>>681614483
if i become the owner do i need to be a cuck like moot?
I have autism.
>>681618305
Fuck
>>681618669
Lunch is on you mother fucker, i will take some sweer potato and chicken nuggers about 50 of them
>>681614483
rip
>>681618633
but you're just a manager, and managers can't fire managers m8
I don't know how to tell you all, but I've sold all the company shares to North Korea, You guys are going to move and work there for two years at the least. Meanwhile, I'll be taking carwe of and attracting new business in the Bahama's, glad I can work from home.
Next week we are moving so prepare everything for transport and say goodbye to your loved ones.
Also, do not think once you are there!
>>681618782
wellfuck. ill be back im going to go hunt some free range chickens
>>681618833
Yes they can what fucking place do you work for toss pot
>>681614483
I want to be an employee
>>681618879
Good i got mad hungies, if you can get some chicken tendies that would be amazing.
>>681614483
what's our policy on the asian markets?
This is the owner. all of you fucks are fired
>>681618314
*clears throats*
I said HELLO everyone, where's my fucking desk, and where do you keep the dragon dildos and super glue. Also, someone get me a coffee with cum and sugar.
>>681618643
manager 44/ im related to the owner, completely shit at my job but will never be fired
>>681618904
a manager only has control over normal crew/office workers. you and i are on the same level, only a higher up can write out a true termination for management. that's like saying a random office employee can just walk up to someone and fire them
I masturbate in my office all day
>mfw I don't have an office
>mfw i proposed an open concept
>mfw dont look at my balls
CEOs are fags.
I am gonna climb the shit out of this corporate ladder
>>681614483
I own this bitch, now you must all suck me off
>>681618726
i have no clue kind of want to know as well kek. but wtf were you doing with sally?
ceo to me
>>681618643
With a gun...
>how y'all get y'all positions here?
I petition that we ban all niggers to prevent office theft.
>>681618833
Double dubs overrules regular dubs he is the alpha manager. Also he can't fire everyone because I'm firing everyone - ceo
>>681614483
Good morning fags
>>681614483
>mfw nobody is reporting me
>mfw inattention is killing my rager
>mfw IDC i work at /b/
>>681619297
I agree with this policy
>>681618977
yeah alright. you think slingshots would work? to stun them maybe than just run up and snap the neck.
I once was a ceo.
>>681619334
almost the ceo keep it up bro
Faggots.
>>681614483
Where is the pizza I ordered?
>>681619369
new number for lunch! i cant do this again
>>681619387
Fag
>>681614483
CIO reporting in
nah
>>681614483
The boss is here
>>681619369
I suggest throwing stars or spears
>>681614483
fags
huehue
As soon as i become a CEO, I'm shutting this place down.
>>681619565
Starchucker Incorporated
>>681619145
She said that she was going to the bathroom, and I needed to go too. We went to the bathrooms, I opened the mens' room and heard Sally scream.
Apparently, John was in there, fully naked, just squirting mustard all over him. Makes me sick, now that I think about it.
We need to shut down every board except /b/.
Cheese Pizza is way up in the ratings, we need to start introducing more into the field.
>>681614483
You're all fired, thank you.
rollin, btiches
>>681614483
Roll
>>681619502
Fucking fag
>>681619744
Roll
>>681614483
Can I get a promotion?
>>681619722
manager isn't enough. roll
He wants to die
trump is the only owner
>>681619565
spears it is. stereotype activated, token brown guy+1
I'm taking the week off because of my period cramps
>>681619909
We wish.
You all get a raise with paid vacation for life as a bonus. Take it easy guys.
Is it illegal to hide semen around children, but not where they would have access to it?
adolf for ceo
Profits this quarter are way down.
We need to raid other websites and take their earnings.
How's it going, guys?
Don't tell the other CEOs I'm here...
>>681620031
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>681619678
this is your two weeks notice. you and all your shit better be out of here by then.
I'm the new ceo here, nice to meet you guys.
>>681620008
Im actually gonna have to promote myself
As the new CEO of this owner, I've decides that we will change our name to MLP4U, we will create and sell My Little Pony attrtibutes abd toys. The guys from marketing and sales have informed me that there are a massive amount of faggots on 4chan willing to buy merchandise, so get to work and make that rapeable fluttershy doll you lazy scum
>>681620080
I love you too, Anon.
this company sucks lets sell
heh dont tell the tech guys but i took a dump in their watercooler
Roll this shit
Hired
PORNSTARS IN THE OFFICES
CEO here, we need more rule 34 in this thread
>doesn't fill quota
>gets warning about not filling quota
>gets fired next week because I called some lady a whore
Alright, guys. Who ate my fucking lunch for the sixth fucking time?
It was funny the first time, now it's getting annoying.
Hello everyone, its a pleasure to work with you
you're all faggots
>>681620341
cut the shit
Moar raids. We need to make a good name for ourselves. Peace out lmao
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>>681619977
Alrighty then so all managers are needed for a super important meeting on niggers in the workplace and this cuck owes us all lunch
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>>681620377
B0ss pls
>>681620424
Can I come too?
Sorry to tell you all but since we have to pay you a living wage you're all fired. We are now automating every aspect of every job we have available... Except the secretary, she's priceless.
>>681614483
rolling
Fire all the jews
>>681620377
/thread
>>681620473
Are you a manager?
>>681620321
to be fair she was a whore so i dont think that was relevant for you being fired
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>>681620490
I'll suck your dick if you let me stay here.
I wish I could fire all of you niggers.
>>681620540
Yes, honest!
sup, fags?
Raid 9gag?
>>681620600
you can!
>>681620424
i have been out hunting you shit. am also manager so wat do?
>>681620615
Can you prove it with a screenshot of your dubs contract?
>>681620544
Then please tell me why I was fired, seeing as your the manager you'd know why, maybe I can come back but be at a lower tier?
>>681620689
Is trips good enough?
>>681614483
Hey guys, another day in paradise ;)
>>681620688
Well looks like you are getting promoted to lunch manager
i think the coffe machine is broken
>>681620600
Good, good. Firing all non manager position niggers.
>>681620741
If that was a contract for our company i would allow it but it isn't
I have a cookie for whoever gets trips first.
I'm Donald J. Trump and you're fired!
all niggers are fire.
>>681620779
well i will start by taking suggestions and seeing if its within the budget ive been given
>>681620906
GIMMIE THAT COOKIE
Oh boy, over the mid week hump.
>>681620867
Is there ANYTHING I can do to come to the meeting?
>>681614483
GET IN LINE SUBORDINATES!!
>>681620956
You fucking wish nigga.
>>681620709
im an easy going guy, you can come back at your original position but if you are caught slacking again i wont be able to help you.
>>681620944
Fair call i will summon all managers
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>>681619977
Now place your orders fuckers
Ayy
Anyone want to hear a joke?
All these fucking managers strutting around the place like roosters.
>>681620995
Get dubs become manager or trips be CEO and exact your revenge on us
>>681621113
Don't worry Anon, soon we will run this company.
>>681621155
Easy for you to say, you just got fucking dubs. AGAIN.
>>681621113
Fuck almost quads. Back to cleaning the gutters.
Boosss
Lalalala alluh akbur
>>681621171
You sound like a nigger
>>681621248
Boom goes the dynamite
I run this shit
Bow down bitches
>>681621235
So many dubs i manage a few departments
>>681614483
wrong did nuttin hitler
Oh goy
Has anyone seen the CEO?
I need to ask him something.
>>681621344
OH COME THE FUCK ON.
I'm now suing this company for not providing me with dubs. See you in hell niggers.
>>681621474
Yeah what is it? Im jerkin it to little kid porn make it quick
>>681621088
Get me the lobster/steak combo
We need a new idea for our latest branch or threads as you plebians call it. What should we go for?
>>681621518
Oh please, we're already in hell.
>>681621554
I think i got denounced by that
>>681621474
Yeah right here /b/uddy what'd you Need?
>>681621554
Not CEO, but you'll have to do:
Look down.
FUCK THIS JOB I QUIT!
>>681621514
Yeah dubs everywhere here my new name is dubs checkem
>>681621561
maybe if you were the ceo or something, cmon greg be realistic
KHN
I've recently heard news that soon this company is going to bankrupt in a few days, so I want to say this to every last one of you:
I love you.
>>681622150
can we stop acting like this isnt a sweat shop
>>681618579
I love you, anon
>>681622322
Sir, Yes sir!
Everyone sit the fuck down, I've come up with a business strategy to fix this plummeting company.
Firing all managers.
