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Dubs decides what I send to my bros gf
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no she has no clue
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u
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>>681599114
Double dubs, guess ill start with this
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>>681599052
We need to break up,
im just such a gay faggot needing to fuck as many black children as i can
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Niggers tongue my anus. Anus anus anus. Niggers tongue my anus. RECTUM!
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Want to over and fuck?
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This could start going somewhere, I'll accept pictures too
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>>681599522
This
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after that we under and fuck
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>>681599522
WINRAR
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>>681599626
Kek.
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>>681599593
i meant you have no clue
that im gay for old fat dudes
and that me and your dad fucked
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>>681599729
OP here, fucking kek'd to this one. So great
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I can fuck you better than my brother can
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ill come over there
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I feel comfortable telling you that you drive my cockles crazy. I've been thinking about mushroom stamping your right cheek since I first laid eyes on you
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>>681599298
Those aren't dubs you idiot
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its not working my messages are fucked I think she said what
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>>681599868
Re roll
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>>681599593
I want to fuck you while pretending its a rape or make it an actual rape
that gets me off now
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>>681599944
Winrar
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Look "insert name". "insert your name" is in our trunk. If you want him to stay alive, send us a picture of your tits in the next 5 minutes. Otherwise he'll get a bullet between his "your eye color" eyes
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>>681599944
>>681599988


"dad please shes gonna be scared"
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>>681599522

This
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OP here, she won't fucking even read it, should I just go to the next person if she doesn't respond?
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call cops pelase *insert her name* not emegrny
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>>681600137
Send as they show
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what do you think of President Trump?
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>>681600137
yea try a new person
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>>681600137

Text the 14th person in your contacts that last night went well and will meet up for drinks again, mention about how strong they were, and how "he" could hold you forever
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Gotta keep this alive
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>>681600488
Im in a gay relationship with your boyfriend.
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"Don't go to school tomorrow"
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>>681600488
yea your mom got me drunk so she can blow me
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>>681600488

So send her a screenshot of what you said?
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>>681600488
I masturbate to pictures of dead animals
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>>681600488
Yes, I'm drunk. But don't you tell the truth when you are drunk?! I really want to fuck you
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>>681600488
Op win
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>>681600577
Winrar
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im coming over there
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>>681600574
He actually told her once, her reaction was fucking priceless, thought she was actually gonna try killing me then and there
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>>681600577
Yesssss winrar baby
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>>681600743
heheh
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send her this. https://youtu.be/sTSA_sWGM44
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I've always dreamt of your amazing tits bouncing in my face. Tits or gtfo.
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"Yo lemme shave your legs"
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the fact you're not listening to that song he likes and crying while you succ dick
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>>681600868
I can also poop on your chest better than he can too
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>>681600868
Don't make me turn this rape into a murder
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>>681600868
whats wrong with you and that old beat pussy
wew lad im done with you
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i want to try incest, do you think my mom would fuck me`?
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And if you're either waxed, or naturally hairless, I may even be willing to lick you bum hole
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>>681601043
roll
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I like apple sauce
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>>681601043
this
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>>681600982
rolling
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>>681600885
Re roll
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You know you want a real man baby
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>>681599298
being this fucking new.....
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>>681600885
Rolling
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>>681601282
Rell
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Want to poop while holding hands?
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Send a photo of your cock
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>>681601282
Roll
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>>681601366
this ^
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Ive been wondering, do you wanna insert thin objects in my dickhole?
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>>681601366
Winrar?
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Op hurry
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>>681601681
Doing good OP
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>>681601681
People dont know what the word literal even means anymore.. its literally so annoying.
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>>681601681
thats right baby just go with it
ill come over now
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>>681601681
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and yeah so what ive had a few to drink. I KNOW I can fuck you better than my brother just come here and do it
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>>681601681
Hmm.. I dont recall seeing anybody saying that and getting dubs
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this is all fake
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>>681601681
im sorry please don't tell my brother
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>>681601903
yea that person got dubs...
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>>681601895
Because i might have to give you lessons on how to handles this dick
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>>681602023
Oh shit oops
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>>681601895
Because it will be to hard to walk with
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>>681601895
cuz im gonna lick ur pooper tomorrow
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Because you're not gonna be able to walk tomorrow
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>>681601102
no winrarr?
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>>681601895
Cause I'll be shooting you up, with my cum
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Srsly tho, let me make you squirt all over your bed babe
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All I wanted to say was.. I'm gay
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>>681601895
Sometimes when I'm alone I contemplate death
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>>681602180
roll
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Lol jk bye
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because lil Wayne looks like a crab apple
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>>681601895
Trump is coming.
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>>681602268
Rollin
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>>681602180
rolling for this
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>>681602268
Roll
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>>681601895
Because I'm building a wall as tribute
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>>681602180
Rollin for this
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I want you to shove your entire fist up my ass
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>>681601571
ROLLERINO
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I did the dirty with your mum
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>>681602180

this, op
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Sorry, that was my brother, he's acoustic.
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>>681602422
Winrar, do this op
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>>681602268
Rolling again
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>>681602422
THIS OP
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>>681602377
Seriously, you've never thought of it?
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>>681601895
OP now rekt either way. suppose you didn't know that on social networks the terms "dont go to school tomorrow" are blacklisted and will put you on watch, whatever you write from now on is going to be eavesdropped.
proof? just look for the person recently arrested for being caught talking about telling friends not to go to school tomorrow so nothing happens to them cause they are good.
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Your boyfriends a bitch.
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Because if you show up tomorrow, me you and the teacher are gonna do some finger painting with my poo
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brb fapping to your boyfriend
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I'll stop after you fiddle my padiddle and I snoodle your skadoodle
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>>681602516
roll
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>>681602585
do you understand the word "pain"? if not then turn around cunt
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This is really starting to look fake now.
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Can I insert my penis into you mini meat grinder?
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Send her cat in the hat.
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>>681602586
Keith rollings
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I'll steam up my wiener and put it in between your buns
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>>681602516
rolling
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>>681602701
roll
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>>681602722
win. good one.
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You're boyfriend is a bottom. He begs me almost every time we hang out for me to hold him down and plug his chili ring. When I don't he goes on grindr and leaves for hours on in. He tells me you're into me and he can't keep this sham up anymore and he wants to pass your loins onto me
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>>681602605
Rolling
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>>681602722
Winrar!!
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>>681602701
Reroll
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Let's try out my new dildos
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>>681602701
rollin for this
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>>681602605
rerereerollllol
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tell her that her boyfriend is actually bisexual and get fked by you whenever the nights he didn't ask her out
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>>681602701
OP here, will definitely do, tryna make sure I get all the dubs and make this conversation more fucked up then ever before.
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can you send a screenshot of your phone on those messages I sent you please? will explain afterwards
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>>681602818
A roll for this guy is a roll for america
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>>681602669
iwniwnwiwn
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I want you and your boyfriend to cuck me like the bitch I am
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Let's have a devil's threeway with my brother. I want us to give him a double blowjob, too.
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>>681602921
re roll
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lol joke was my father sorry.

what are you doing friday?
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Send her a dick pic
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can i shit on your chest while my bro watches?
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>>681602871
Reroll
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>>681602818
This pls
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Can you wear a strap on and let me deepthroat it? I want to know what it's like to suck your cock.
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>>681599393

this
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>>681602983
ROLLIN
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>>681602955
DING ding ding
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Tell her that if she want you too stop, she have to send naked pic
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can we get a real messaging thread going on
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Me balls are swollen and need to smack against your chin to suffice the urge
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Pc master race
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>>681602983

ROLLLLLLIN
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I'm sorry, I can't control my urges sometimes. That makes me sound like a rapist doesn't it? ;)
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>>681602701
what do you think of my cat's hat?
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>>681602921
Rollin for this
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>>681602983
this
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Holy shit! OP delivers! Say "I'm sorry *insert her bf's name* told me to say all that"
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>>681602973
Why are you giving me such short responses? Do you not like me? Wouldn't I make for a much better provider than my brother m'lady.
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>>681602701
roll
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>>681603169
Fuckin rolling
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may I nut in your nostril m'lady
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>>681603237
Roll
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You were hotter back in middle school
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>>681602921
rollum
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>>681599052
That was a test, youre loyal, i like that
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>>681599052
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1461824655788.webm
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I can't control my horny level. At night I'm a lustful incubus
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>>681602681
Give me something very specific to type and I'll put it in the message box
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I'll be straightforward. I want you to cheat on your boyfriend with me. I've wanted you for so long
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>>681602701
Do you like me cat's new hat? :^)
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>>681603211
>>681603211
>>681603211
>>681603211
>>681603211
WINNNAR
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Wanna see the videos I recorded of you in the bathroom?
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I nutted on a bird for you bitch then send her this
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Help me super glue my dick hole
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Have you ever fucked a girl? Describe it to me in detail bby
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For all X there is a Y, such that for all Z in Y, there exists a W such that Z is in W and W is in X
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>>681603413
This
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>>681603409
rerolling
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>>681603413
rollin
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>>681603443
Rolling for this
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>>681602921
Keep this shit rollin
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>>681602955
My dubs though, OP. Please handle this.
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My father is silly sometimes lol! XD
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Have you accepted hitler as your lord and savior?
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>>681602701
do you want the same hat?
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>>681603413
Rollerino
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I can't wake up can you wake me up inside?
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>>681603211
This!!!!
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you look wayyy hotter in your baby pictures
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>>681603544
DING WINRAR
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>>681603409
rerollin
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>>681603270
this
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Tell her your on crystal meth
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I don't know how to express myself when I'm on the verge of exploding in my pants.
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>>681603413
Rawlin for b0ss
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>>681602701
roll for this
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>>681603368
Rolling
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>>681603484
I'll text you however and whenever I want you fucking kitchenlurking seed spawner.
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>>681602701
OP seriously. Send her this. I swear to god this will give me the will to live longer.
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does the lady allow her companion to FUCK HER BRAINS OUT?
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>>681603409
rolling for senpai
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>>681603644
Fuck yeah, winrar
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Come for dinner
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>>681603644
>>681603644
>>681603644
>>681603644
WINRAR
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I want to rest my ballsack on your nose and roll my balls over your eyes in slow circular motions.
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>>681602701
This
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>>681602701
Do you like my cat's new hat?
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Nigger nigger nigger. Nigger fuck a nigger. Fuck a nigger nigger nigger fuck a nigger fuck.
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hitler kinda had the right idea don't you think?
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Don't you want some of my nigger dick?
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my anus is full of smarties
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how tight your pussy feels around your fist
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Blip blip
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>>681603611
Send this
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>>681602701
this
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Do the chickens have large talons?
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>>681603933
winrar
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shit in my mouth you disgusting slut of a woman. Fuck I love you.
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>>681603933
Ayeeee winrar
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>>681603933
>>681603611
get on it OP
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She must like you because she's responding to this stupid shit
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ur a nigger
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lettin me tear dat pussy up??
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Sorry it took so long, CAT IN THE HAT
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Why the fuck didn't freiza kill him instead of sending the fucking ginyu force after him?
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>>681604076
KEK
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So many dubs, so little time
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You smell different when you're awake
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>>681604076
OP YOURE MY IDOL
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>>681604198
This
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If electricity follows the path of least resistance, why doesn't lightning stay in france?
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>>681604198
ROLLROLLROLLROLL
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>>681604085
this
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Listen, I'll be straight up with you: I love you. I have for a long time. All this retarded shit is me being socially retarded because I didn't know how to mention it. But I'm high as fuck on meth so it's giving me the balls to tell you: I LOVE YOU, <insert name here>.
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>>681604198
THISS
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>>681603270
Roll
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>>681604277
WINRAR
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YOU ARE A FUCKING HERO OP

I LOVE YOU

WE WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER YOUR SACRIFICE

HAIL OP, FOR HE WAS NOT A FAGGOT!
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>>681604198
KEK ROLL
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>>681604277
Go ahead and send it OP
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Oh god, sorry that was my friend ______. I'm really sorry about that, so you want me to shove an Apple up your poop shoot or nah?
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Why are you a Jewess tease?
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>>681604277
The definition of winrar
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Op u tha bossss!!!! <3
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So is everybody okay with the fact OP just skipped the one asking for the screenshot?
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The jews did 9/11.
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>>681604365
fucking beta cuck, you've probably used that excuse before hahaha
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op is god
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>>681604395
>hasn't blocked you yet
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>>681604455
Bush*
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Tell her that that that was someone else and your sorry, trying to redeem you my friend
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>>681604450
not rly. Quit being a faggot, and get on it, OP.
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Op you're a great Op
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>>681604455
Don't forget how Nixon conspired with the Jews.
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>>681602921
This had dubs send it or your a fag
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I'll take it I'm no longer a faggot OP?
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>>681604744
you were never a faggot OP. I fucking love you
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>>681604744
You are now for asking that. Attention whore faggot.
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>>681604692
I shoulda written that in there too. Edit:

Nixon & The Jews did 9/11.
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>>681604744
OP is a faggot, always. This is gold tier though.
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>>681604744
You're doing well, but you still need to send the last two winrars
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>>681604076
OP is BASED as FUCK

LMAOOOO
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Tell her your high on crystals and tell her you'll probably die and then confess your love to her
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>>681603767
I will one second
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