CONFESSION THREAD
I slept over at a friend's house and while everyone was asleep i went to his younger sister's room and pulled her panties down and licked her little slit. She woke up and tried to scream but i put a pillow over her face and i ran back to my friend;s room and pretended to sleep. I've been denying it ever since.
I ate an entire tire throughout the course of 4 years
I tried to fuck my cousin when we were kids, when she didnt comply i pulled a knife on her and made her bend over while i tried to shove a coke bottle into her vagina. She was crying and her vagina was bleeding. I told her to look at me and when she did i bit her nose and it started to bleed. She yelped and i told her to shut up before i cut her, i then stuck my dick into her bleeding hole, and she was sobbing, after achieving orgasm i made her eat my shit out of the toilet bowl and i put a belt around her neck, i had her fall asleep on the floor with the leash in my hand. She still hasent said anything about it to this day, and we see each other occasionally, i feel like she forgot.
>>697154355
>i feel like she forgot
Are you retarded
One time I pushed my dog out the bed and I felt rlly bad about it
>>697154355
>being this much of a disturbed psycho
you are one sick fuck. i bet she hates you to this day. also confirmed faggot for using bottle instead of cock!
>>697153734
this but i just jerked off right next to her and made her arm jerk me off until i came
>>697153734
I've sneezed that hard before.
I follow 9gag on instagram.
I fapped with my cousin after we played halo 3. She used the 360 controller. She forgot about it but i haven't.
>>697154355
>I feel like she forgot being horrifically raped by her cousin.
Hot tho, how old were you two when it happened.
>>697155595
You psychopathic monster...
>>697153734
Pics or it didn't happen
>>697156813
Sometimes I go on reddit for certain NSFW threads
>>697156800
We were both about 11
>>697153734
I know a guy that did this to my friends sister.
>>697157020
Hot
>>697153734
>i put a pillow over her face and i ran back to my friend;s room
Must have been a heavy fucking pillow.
Jizzed on my gfs blanket i denied it she called me out i said it was her fault
I just fondled my friend at sleep over , she was half cast and had 34c tits. Started with resting my hand on her ass to test the water then slipping my hand down her bottoms ass first , lifted her bra over her tits and slid up her shirt to see these magnificent plump little tits with big brown nipples before sliding my hand down the front of her bottoms thru her hairy little pussy and then I went to her toilet to whack it :)
When I was about 13 my fried use to make his little sister lay on the floor naked and expose herself for him, I've watched. He use to do things to her as well.
Thread dead ?
alright guess its my turne now to bring my secretions. I told my chef in chief that I am self taught into making creampies but I made them with mother
I am afraid if I am fired I will literally set myself on fire
>>697159469
>I made them with mother
Hot
/b I regret to inform you, I am in fact a jew..
>>697160220
Sorry everyone i turned on my leaf blower and blew this pile of ashes into this thread
Tortured a bird over 2 weeks then finally drowned it slowly
>>697158086
How long ago was that?
>>697161134
At least 20yrs
>>697160993
why though
>>697161213
Ok, if it was recently I was gonna say discreetly report that mofo
I've molested schoolgirl on my way back home from classes once ago, touching her butt a bit, then slapped it, she got spooked, i ran away
> tfw you were scared to walk out of your house for few days because police
I make love to my wife in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation
>be me about 10
>going over to my best friend's aunt's house with him
>he's 13, his cousin is about the same age
>we have to share a bed
>i'm a kid so i don't care, fun times
>at night, late he woke me up
>"try this" he said as he slipped his finger inside his cousin's pussy
>mfw i did it
>it felt strange, smelt my finger after and it smelt really sweet
>his cousin kept faking that she was sleeping
>tfw i woke her up and asked her if she wanted to kiss him
>she said no and threatened to tell on us
>we continued fingering her anyway
>now she's like 24
>we see each other a few times a month, she's an 8/10
>i think she forgot
>i hope she forgot
>still gonna try to fuck her soon though
>>697154355
Please make fake stories more believable faggot
>>697154355
>i feel like she forgot
Story seemed believable up until this point. Apply yourself faggot.
>>697161559
YOU SICK FUCK!!!
Here goes nothing. I have several confessions.
When I was younger (~13), my sister gave me her old laptop because she had got a new one. I got on it and found two nudes she took and I jacked off furiously. I haven't been able to recover those images since the laptop's hard drive is fried from age, but I really wish I could find them.
A couple of years ago, I was in a private Christian school and I was supposed to talk about how I became a believer (I've never been, but I saved myself from awkward conversation and always said I was a firm believer), I used my dead dad and grandfather as an excuse so I could make a good story.
I used to frequent a game called Second Life and I catfished the shit out of girls on there. Mainly because when I first started, I was under the age limit and I had started friendships with a lie about my age, so I had to build them on that. I got in many relationships (some "serious" some not) under a fake name and age. Also came up with a background story that made me seem out of the ordinary. Makes for good stories. Anyway, that catfish show with the guy named Nev as the host contacted me once because my at the time "girlfriend" on second life had caught on to my lies. Now my actual real life girlfriend loves the show and it makes me feel awkward when we watch it together because she knows nothing of my catfishing past.
>>697161320
Because he is a psychopath with a tiny dick.
Well-endowed psychos skip the animal-torturing phase and go straight into the niggers-killing one.
>>697161559
Truly disgusting, you sir, are the most degenerate person on this whole god forsaken website
>>697153734
How old was she?
>>697154355
I feel sorry for the people that are dumb enough to reply to this bait xD 0/10 for making me reply as well.
I've been having unprotected sex with different women and men. Talking to #11 for this year. I came up positive on a test 4 years ago.
The best part is that I look like someone who wouldn't do such a thing, but fuck it. What they don't know won't kill them, yet. I'm making it a mission to spread the plague.
>>697161362
Report whom? The poster that would be underage in that case?
When I was a teen I'd stay over at my friends place.
His younger sister always ran around naked, I loved it. One night I set him up with guitar hero and I went into her room. she wa a heavy sleeper.
I lifted up her shirt and licked her nipples. god I was hard.
I think at one time I even stretched her pants open and touched her littler smooth lips.
Only ever did it once. he never found out. and neither did she
>>697161559
Fuck you, you disgusting psychopath
>>697162805
Ayy, the thought of this arouses me for something
>>697159469
secretions? chef in chief? I don't think these words mean what you think they mean.
>>697162805
This is a lie tho. Modern meds make you unable to spread the disease.
>>697160696
KEK
>>697154355
You didn't need the knife, you couldn't have just threatened to cut her with all that edge you 12 year old faggot
I let my friend rape me because I wanted to feel a dick inside me
>>697160696
I blew of a gonorrhoea infected gay nigger hooker and then spat out his cum. This thread is what the spit out turned into
>>697163275
Not raep then
>>697153734
Hey, I know that face...
>>697163190
I'm not taking any meds. I'm living life as if I never found out.
I catfished and sold nudes of a camgirl to a army vet (I made 1000$ total) I said it was for College supplies but I actually just bought a Ps4 and a lot of useless shit
I think ima hit him up again
>>697163407
Also a lie. You die
>>697163483
Oh I'm sure I will. But as I said I contracted it about 4 years ago. It's a disease that takes time Anon.
>>697161559
I would say people like you make me sick but no other monster would do such a thing
>>697154049
That's a fucking burger bun with a hole in it you retard. Not a tyre.
>>697162805
I hope it's bait
>>697162398
What did nev say and what did you tell him
When I was 18 I went to a party with some classmates, we were 10 persons at one of my friends house, we got drunk and shit, and there was the girl I used to like a lot back then, the party was over and everyone was asleep, and I started to touch her to test how much I could touch her without waking her up, after testing it I stuck my dick in her mouth, and well, I actually cum, it was the best blowjob of my life although she didn't even move to suck
>>697163645
You never know. There are cases of people doing this. All Africans fx
>>697153734
>slit
I killed my mother and would 100% do it again if I could
>>697162398
>>Second life
<<girls<<AYLMAO
I have a homosexual attraction towards my best friend.
I tried to suppress it but its only gotten worse.
>>697163726
He introduced himself and said something along the lines of "I need your permission to go through with an episode, as you will be our subject. Is this alright with you?" I of course said no thanks and got angry with the "gf"
>>697163893
You didn't reply to a post?
>>697164117
I won't deny the stupidity that influenced me to access this game.
>>697164174
No, thats just a little confession of mine
>>697163831
I thought the Africans don't know they have it ^^
>>697164130
tell him
i stop my car to pee on roadkill if I'm alone on the road
sometimes when i eat unusual food my farts smell amazing so i trap the farts in bottles to smell them later
i always cum on the right side of bed and sleep on the left
i had a period a few years ago where i would always poop into my hands to feel it before putting it in the toilet, don't know why i stopped just not interested anymore
also i like to walk around outside naked with erections
that's all i can think of
>>697164432
Thanks anon I think I will
>>697164498
Sounds like a typical /b/ user to me
>>697153734
I buried a dead woman, exactly 21 miles from me. And I'm the only person that knows everything.
>>697164498
You just sound retarded and autistic.
>>697164498
>i trap my farts to smell them later
>>697161559
youre a piece of shit
>>697162696
>xD
Fuck you
>>697153734
I went to disneychannel.com without my parents permission
>>697164962
who the fuck do you think you are
I once yelled at my dog for no reason
>>697157154
ohshit.gif
>>697164962
You monster
>>697157731
she knew what you were doing retard, she liked it.
>>697164712
Different anon here. I wouldn't tell him. It's okay to love your best friend but if he's not gay then you could really make him uncomfortable. which could awkward out the friendship.
My advice: get a boyfriend, and stay best friends with your best friend. best of both worlds.
In your area this might be different, but in my area thtat's how it works
I went on Club Penguin without my parents permission.
I jacked off to my cusion panties
>>697153734
I have a tumblr account.
>>697153734
You're a rapist
i steal money from my mom's credit card to buy weed. I have no motivation to get out into the real world what so ever
>>697165304
Out! Just get out!
Im team Mystic but am secretly loyal to valor
I've been listening to this shit for more than 40 hours now. I don't even know why.
>>697165304
Traitor
>>697153734
Im David Mitchell :^B
>>697163586
You're a goddamn hero. Spread yourself. Cull whatever population you can you magnificent bastard
>>697153734
I did 911
>>697163586
Care to fuck me in the ass unprotected?
>>697153734
I first fucked my best friends fiance in their garage while he and her family were at a party in the house. We've been fucking now for over 2 years and they've been married for 1 year.
She wants a baby with me but for him to raise it as he has more money.
>>697165189
The thing is I'm not really sure of his sexual orientation; he's never been one to talk openly about sex so I feel like if there's a chance it could work I should take it
I used to go and visit my friend when ibwqs 9 and we would have sex but like through clothes god I was fucking hard
I didn't turn out gay I have wife and kids and thinking of ilthis makes me want to puke fik be as a 9 yr old yg
>>697157185
perv
>>697161559
I blindfold and gag the wife and then pound the fuck out of her vag for the sole purpose of giving her a cream pie.
I ensure it's a cream pie every time as they scare the hell out of my 2 year old son when he sees it slide out, followed by a thick oozing of jism.
He calls it "Daddy's super loopy gloopy juice"
Makes us all laugh.
>>697165511
Thank you Anon.
>>697165637
As long as I can breed you.
I usually try to impregnate women. Hang around long enough to be there for the pregnancy scare. Then I dissappear. It all starts with a fake name.
>>697165807
Why is your son witnessing this?
>>697165120
>>697165156
Samefag
>>697153734
When i was 15 i pretty much raped my sister.
She was 22, she didn't live with us (me and my dad, mom abandoned us) anymore but came home for one week during Carnaval (it's like Brazilian Mardi Gras, but instead of flashing it's fucking and you don't have to give anything for it) and ended coming home drunk every night.
In the third night she came in pretty smashed tho, and dad was out with a girlfriend so...
Yeah.
Dad had already told me what to do if she got home too drunk, i needed to give her a bath, make sure she was decent and tuck her in bed.
I did pretty much all of that.
But during the Bath i touched her a lot (she was still awaken during that, she moaned constantly but was asking me to stop), while putting clothes on her to "make her decent" i literally groped and grinded my dick agains't her ass and gave her the sluttiest underwear and, and while tucking her in bed i made her give me a blowjob, what by that point didn't feel so wrong for me and for the extremely drunk her.
After the blowjob she went to sleep, but i used every hole, fucked her even in the ear.
She knew, she totally knew, but didn't say a word about it.
>>697165912
We are alternative parents. No vaccines, home school only, herbal medicines. You know the type?
Well, we believe he should be exposed to sex from an early age so that he doesn't have any hangups about t. He sees we're in love and that's what we do.
When I said the cream pie scares him, it's more of an excited fear as you can tell by the rest of the story. If it actually *scared* him I'd make sure to go n her face or back or something.
>>697165808
If I was a female I'd let you in a heartbeat, but alas, I am not
>>697163336
Ultimate kek
I'm a guy and I sucked my older brothers dick 3 times in one night when we were drunk
>>697166481
hot
>>697165702
Different different anon here. I was in a VERY similar situation before. I didn't say anything. Now a days i always wonder. I have a few things to ask of you though.
Does he know your orientation? If not, try to bringbthat up a head of time, see hpe he reacts.
If he does, try and tell him. If he truly is as close as you say. You giys can move past it with little trouble.
>>697165982
You dun goofed
>>697166271
what in the holy fuck
When I was younger I took my friend's milf of a mom's panties and jerked off into them. I was so tense and excited I came after two strokes, never orgasmed harder. Later threw the panties into their laundry and nobody ever brought it up. Often panty raided his mom with another whenever we all drank.
>>697166109
Nice anon, got pics of sister
Also
HueHueHue
>>697166784
You're being led on you idiot
>>697153734
>shat myself while being drunk at a countryside party
>once took off clothes and walked naked through the city while drunk
>danced in front of a police car on a highway at night when was drunk
>fell from a second floor balcony onto concrete, almost breaking my spine when was drunk
>tried to break into my neighbour's apartment when was drunk, I had hallucinations that there was a hot girl waiting for me at his apartment
>tried to climb a building and accidentally broke a window and a piece of glass cut my artery, when I was drunk
>once isntead of opening and just entering my apartment, I tore my clothes and sat in my foye
>found a dead cats body and tried to brink it home, when was drunk, but a guy saw me with this dead cat and sprayed tear gas into my face
also more stuff which I can't currently remember
>>697166271
I dont even
>>697163586
>>697165796
Welcome to /b/
Dumbass
>>697166271
Oh ok I can respect it then. As long as the child isn't in danger I suppose.
>>697163475
Trump rally afterparty?
>femanon
I get REALLY turned on when I breastfeed my 9 month old son.
>>697161559
Guaranteed replies!
>>697157212
I kek'd
>>697166784
There are many different styles of parenting Don't be afraid of one just because you don't understand it.
We LOVE parenting like this and he is growing up much better adjusted about sex than the other kids his age.
>>697154355
i bet if it was pepsi she'd remember
>>697166918
Dammit Greg quit falling off of balconies while drinking on shrooms you idiot
>>697166271
Awesome
>>697166636
I haven't told him directly but I've made it obvious enough that I'm sure he knows. Either way I'm going to tell him because I just can't keep this to myself anymore
I feel absolutely indifferent about my mom. I don't hate her, but I don't love her either.
I want to fuck the shit out of her tho
>>697166271
>>697166918
I think you might have been more than just drunk for quite a few of those.
>>697167037
Amen. More parents should be this concerned about their children's wellbeing.
>>697167037
>>697167242
Thanks for the support guys, we're doing our best to raise a happy healthy young man, and it means my wife and I get to fuck each other mercilessly, so it's win-win!!
Once when me and my cousin had a sleep over. i pulled his pants down, and touched his cock, was best experience ever.
This thread is hot
>>697166271
Baiting this hard
>>697167546
i waited for him to fall asleep btw
>Around girl house
> Sleep girl
> Penile into mouth
>Become Suck
>Exaggerate
>>697167409
When puberty and sexuality kick in for him, he might have some serious incest fetishes, just saying.
>>697167079
not funny k?
>>697165207
>>697166271
One step away from ramming his dick down his son's throat or up his ass.
>>697153734>>697154355
>>697154355
Guys the fuck
>>697167079
Proof that Liberals aren't funny.
>>697166632
swallowed every time, 10/10 would do it again
My fetish is horrendous
>>697167862
No it's not
>>697167655
We'll deal with those issues if they occur, but I doubt it. He knows Mummy, Daddy, and his sisters are not for having slappy fun times with.
That last bit is a key bit in his education on sex from our home curricula.
>>697164714
Top Fucking Kek
>>697165251
Same
>>697167709
Maybe in your sick mind.
In my mind we're as far away from that as can be.
No slappy fun times with family. GOT IT?
>>697167848
Damn, I wish I could get dick like that, or any dick really
>>697166918
I think there is a pattern here...can't quite put my finger on it!
>>697162398
Twitch is the place now to play, SL is dead. furries and other fags do not respond well. humans do for some odd fucking reason.
>>697166271
What do you gag your wife with? This sounds kind of hot, minus the son part.
>>697163594
How's summer going?
>>697163380
>>697153734
I know that face too.
>>697168159
Although if you're looking for entertainment, approaching bike gangs and other ridiculous roleplay sims and getting them angry is fucking hilarious. This is the same guy btw. I still go on there from time to time to piss off some edgy 60 year old cougars.
>>697165124
Get fucked
I think it's pretty cool that I can spray milk from my tits
>>697153734
No, you didn't.
>>697168077
>>697165251
I meant in them I left my come in her thongs
>>697166664
>>697168400
Video evidence?
>>697168400
You definitely should spray it all over my face
>>697164498
Fucking lost
>>697168400
Proof? As a breastfeeding fetish sufferer i need this for my treatment.
I put herpasuras on a hard hat of a co-worker who had a huge sore on his lip. Blamed someone else and they got fired
I fucked my mum
>>697163475
I'm an army vet and I bought $1000 of nudes from a cam girl so she could buy college supplies...
Thread got me fucked up for real
>i am a hetero male and have a male friend who is bi
>he has a gf
>i think he is crushing for me but might be picking up mixed signals
>mfw
>>697167183
He's two years old dumbass
>>697164498
Think of some more please, dear god.
>>697162398
Normie
>>697167093
I've always wondered if this was a thing
5124091380
Send them now!
In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
>>697165796
>Goes on 4chan /b/
>Calls someone a perv
>No shit sherlock
>>697168508
Too lazy to make a video, but have a pic i took a min ago
>>697168855
Do you have kids? No, I fucking thought not.
He is very aware of what's going on around him at this age.
Plus now is when their little brain is like a sponge. It's learning faster now than it ever will again. It's a good time to get those morals crammed in there.
>>697169031
fake as shit
>>697162805
You wish
>>697168855
KEK
>>697168447
That's what I mean, I did the same too
>>697169105
Aaaaand I'm horny.
>>697169144
Are you actually fucking retarded
>>697169105
Care to get both going?
>>697168206
Do links work here? We use this:
http://www.adultshop.com.au/sex-toys/nippleplay/fetish-fantasy-o-ring-ball-gag-with-nipple-clamps.html
>>697165251
>cusion
>>697153734
When I was six and my cousin was 14 she told me to "Put my willy in her bum" I said no... God that was retarded I COULD HAVE GOT LAID AT THE AGE OF 6
>>697169091
>awkward use of greentext
>replies to newfag with 9gag meme
>wants a reply
>>697169380
Thanks!
>>697169348
not clinically
>>697169031
Copy pasta
>>697162874
or so you think I didn't find out, Rick.
>>697166271
Out of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.
>>697165674
Do you ever regret it? My friend's wife wants to fuck me and i her but I don't think it's worth the trouble.
>>697169472
It's from the goonies, Steven spergberg
>>697168719
I fucked ya mum too
>>697165808
You can breed me, impregnation and bug chasing are my fetishes
>>697169343
>>697169354
>>697168522
>>697168579
>>697154462
>implying that girls are like dogs
i took advantage of a 16 year old to lose my virginity at 20
>>697162805
Aids isn't even real. You are dumb for believing it's real. Why is there a dif test for ever country. Why isn't there a gold standard .why hasn't it been isolated? Watch house of numbers
>>697169752
You're gonna make me cum
I tried to trick my younger sister into giving me a blowjob. Pussied out at the end, though, so no BJ.
>>697169625
Can I breed you too? Also pics plox
>>697153734
Up until my teens, i used to peanut butter my dick and ass for my dog to lick off. It felt really good at the time but morally it felt pretty fucked up afterwards.
>>697169752
My dick cannot get more erect. Thank you.
>>697169503
Out of all my posts, this is probably the only one where I didn't say "we do a, b and c". It's just banter.
So what is it that never happened the most?
I assure this is all true, and little Hugh is a happy well adjusted boy.
>>697153734
No confession but could you imagine getting a blowjob from that thing
>>697169951
I've never had a tribute before if you wanna print the pic off... or cum on your screen. It would amuse me
>>697170067
no problem, i like showing off that i can do it but obviously noone in my vanilla boring life would appreciate it
>>697169752
Nice rack. Now spray me cunt
I grabbed my stepdaughter's freshly used panties once and licked the crotch area and smelled it while jerking off while she was out with her mom. To increase the level of excitement I intentionally left the door unlocked to the house and I sat in the middle of her brother's room butt naked.
>>697169752
Do you have a throwaway for contact?
>>697170282
I also came in that same pair of panties and stuck them back in her dirty clothes pile
>>697170208
You got a kik? I don't have the means to tribute you on short notice
>>697170208
And don't pretend it wouldn't turn you on
>>697153734
I befriended a spider in my bathroom and made an agreement.
If that spider made sure that no other spiders got in, it could stay.
Over the course of two weeks, that spider defended me from gnats, flies, and other smaller spiders.
One day, the spider wasn't there anymore. I believe it fell in battle against a larger spider that I saw the same day. Enraged by the loss of my compatriot, I brutally slaughtered the larger spider.
Looking back on it, that may have been my friend-spider...
I killed my friend, because I mistook him for someone else...
>>697170208
Hell yeah drop a kik. I'll send stimulating dick pics, order just bullshit and converse
Fucked a drunk teen chick and gave her HIV.
Younger brother whose in highschool was having a party while parents were on vacation. Found a wasted girl and told people she should go up stairs to rest. Locked the door and fucked the shit out of her. Kept begging me to stop and was crying. Cream pied her and made her stay there till the party was over. Idk why but at the time it turned me on to give her a few nice jabs with one of my needles to give her HIV. Told everyone else she was asleep and I drove her home.
Fun shit.
Fingered a girl in class. Fucked in the toilets after class. No one knew
>>697154355
>i feel like she forgot
>somebody biting your nose during a rape
did she have any long term damage done to her nose?
>>697170337
>>697170361
>>697170533
i dont use them sorry, i talk to people for a day then just forget i have it and don't log back in.
>>697170407
not really, random dicks on the internet do nothing for me. My vibrator on the other hand...
>>697167093
You sick cunt , would you mind being violently raped ?
>>697168766
cool bait man
>>697168462
As she looks out across the sea... away from America.
>>697170668
Well let's have one day of fun then. I wanna see you use that vibe and you want a tribute
>>697163475
I see at least one nigger in that picture, lol wtf.
I'm in love with a robot anime girl
>>697169286
man I felt bad afterwards but looking at it again I would do the same thing she is hot as fuck and always dresses slutty
>>697159469
I read this post in a heavy russian accent, it made it very enjoyable
>bring my secretions
>>697161559
You're disgusting anon, OP is jealous of how savage you are
>>697169864
>AIDS isn't even real
You're an idiot, let me guess, cancer doesn't exist either? I had a gay uncle due of AIDS. No joke, it's real. I bet you're one of those faggots who vote for Trump?
>>697162805
10/10 thanks for the fap anon
I still post on /b/ despite it being shit now
wanked off in a kindergarten facility
>>697170771
not that horny or desperate thanks!
Where is titty milk anon , you still here slut ?
>>697169752
Moar?
I let a tiny stray baby kitten lick my butthole. Don't know why he did. Guess he liked butthole. Then I was paranoid for months afterwards because I thought I had worms.
>>697169754
>implying they are not
>>697154355
Hahaha it's fake right?…right guys?
>>697169864
Shut the fuck up anon. I'm also Positive. Not a faggot though.
>>697170282
that's hot af anon
>>697171039
He's one of your pet negro.
>>697170790
a confederate flag isnt racist you dipshit
>hey its me 16
>get into sister bed room
>she undresses
>oh shit its my dad
>inb4 walk the dinosaur
>>697162805
What's funny is that you're probably joking and not really positive. I on the other hand am positive from meeting guys on Craigslist. I do the same thing as you except I'm on triumeq and am now undetectable. So I could probably jizz in your open wounds and you wouldn't get it.
>>697171401
Read filename and bottom left corner, illiterate trash.
>>697170771
Haha this nigger is so thirsty. I'm willing to put money on the fact this dude's really a nigger.
>>697170771
>>697171140
I like this chick, she's telling your ass
I enjoy spanking girls and boys.
>>697171518
Should probably still disclose it, I have HPV and I would never have sex without them knowing about it. Your disease is deadly.
>>697171627
>He uses kik
No fucking shit
>>697171401
>a confederate flag isnt racist you dipshit
I never said it did, you mongoloid. How's summer?
My girlfriends younger sister had just turned 18 and was always interested in me because I was "un-attainable" dating her sister. After her birthday party we were out back at the pool and she was being flirty pushing/grabbing me. One thing led to another and I was fucking her in her room, her sister knocked looking for me and I had to hide under her bed. Worse was when she left I kept fucking her. Never mentioned it again and we try not I be alone anymore.
>>697153734
you cheeky lil cunt haha
>>697171039
i dont like trump but id rather have 100 trumps than one hillary. unless you want ww3
>>697154355
>I feel like she forgot
When i was 14 years old I made a girl suck my dick for a can of energy drink
>Be a beta cuck
>Chilling with a 9/10 thin qty
>We were playfully discussing about Windows(Wich os was better, windows or linux. she had a thing for vidya gaming too)
>Recess over
>Ask if she wants to meet after school
>Hell yeah boi.png
ff after school, 8 lesson hours later.
>We go somewhere private
>Pull out energy drink, Some weird dutch brand
>She asks if she can have some
>Heckno
>She playfully goes on her knees while pleading
>She starts to put her arms on my crotch area
>I comply cuz horny beta
>We made out
>she sucked my dick
>Ended up giving her an entire sixpack after the greatest Bj in my lige
She was the hottest nigger i ever made out with
>>697164130
Same thing happened to me in high school. I still regret not telling him back then, so do it.
>>697170747
it is difficult to see anywhere else when you're in Hawaii
>>697171842
damn anon Im jelly
>>697163475
What the fuck is up with that little girls legs on the left? Her legs are inverted like a cricket or some shit
>>697171518
Still here and not joking. And craigslist is how I got it. I'd like to think so, at least. But I'd rather spread it, and have children born with it. Then manage it.
Alright, i have a confession... I fap to loli.
Yet, i derail all loli threads i see with Spiderman.
>>697171773
Yeah I agree, but at the times like this you gotta choose the devil you know. That would be Shillary. There's no telling what Trump will do, besides he's a fucking moron, and he will reflect how all of you Americans look to the rest of the world. Not that it matters, cause we all think you're retarded anyways.
>sincerely: the rest of the world
>>697171992
years of inbreeding to make the locust version of honey boo boo
>>697154049
How long it take you?
>>697166918
>How not to act when drinking: The Post
>>697171992
hyperextension, pretty common
>>697171919
She wafairly new, Making some mistakes and even touching my ass
>(I might be a cuck but my ass is not for groping)
I thought her the rule ''The teeth arent the tools''. She was my first and i think it was hers. But idk.
Should i cont abt our relationship and the constant fucking we did?
>Btw she's a nigger, wich is even hotter.
>>697169439
kek
>>697154049
Did you ever get tired of eating it?
There can't be much nutritional value, were you tired all the time, or only while treading?
Why did you start eating it? Did you just get on a roll one day?
>>697171992
Hyperextension, faglord.
>>697172181
Ive gotten a blowjob from my sister (half black) when we were kids, but I just regret it my entire life
>>697172316
>Did you ever get tired of eating it?
>There can't be much nutritional value, were you tired all the time, or only while treading?
>Why did you start eating it? Did you just get on a roll one day?
Jesus Christ, lol.
>>697171171
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>>697171675
I like you too anon
>>697171728
ive yet to meet anyone on kik who isnt thirsty
>>697172053
>There's no telling what Trump will do, besides he's a fucking moron
Multi-Billionaire Entrepreneur and only candidate to acknowledge terrorism and illegal alien problems. He's smarter than you think, most of what he says is just to gain his campaign more attention which always works.
>>697157731
This >>697165160
She was dtf. You could have put your little wee wee in her vajayjay.
>>697170018
There was a guy at my high school that did this. Richard Neale was his name.
Although pretty much everyone knew him as "Butter Dick". Man, did he ever hate being called Butter Dick......
I'm sure he would've needed counselling after finishing high school. He had an aggressive breakdown every week and tried to hit someone who called him by his nick name.
>>697162805
none of your partners want to use condoms?
>>697163893
pics or detailed description of what happened or gtfo
>>697172437
>He's smarter than you think
No, he's really not. Only reason no one else is mentioning those issues is because Trump is literally making them taboo. The way he talks about building walls, and making Mexico pay for it (yeah right, okay) and his other racist rhetoric, it's no wonder the other candidates are avoiding those issues.
>Protip: he's a moron and the only people buying his shit are you dumbass Americunts
>>697164776
tell us, nigger!
>>697172526
>>697172526
A few of the women. But that's fine. I let them make the call. I have a tendency to bite my gums, so most of the time I have open sores in my mouth.
>>697172502
Thanks to the power of the Internet, butter dick has resurfaced (he was on Facebook 8P ).
Ladies and Wizards, I present to you - BUTTERDICK! (and his wife I assume).
>>697172432
Let's see that rekt pussy.
>>697172432
>not a trap
Thanks for not being trans / gendercrazy
Nice tits, btw.
>>697172437
>>697172841
His bullshit would never fly in another country. Not even in some 3rd world shithole. That really just goes to show how dumb and desperate America would have to be to even listen to this faggot.
>4chan agrees with me so much I don't even have to fill out these captchas, they just keep coming up checked √
>>697166271
Your child deserves measles. This world does not need your offspring
>>697170520
Damn...
>>697153734
I am more Chad type, tall, nice built, expirienced with sex and well endowed.
But I liked to be cuckolded, actual thresome and to be bi, to suck bulls dick, I would like oposite scenario.
Got fetishes and I am perverted in general.
Like drugs and alcohol.
Sometimes I fuck my gf analy to the point when she is in pain and I countinue harder until she creams STOP, I like it.
Would do a lot of shits when sexual energy is involved.
>>697172841
Trump is actually breaking taboos.
>>697166918
I don't know why but girls with bangs make me want to punch them in the face. I have unresolved problems
>>697173055
He's clearly moved up in his standards. No more butter, now he lives content with the blessing of a wife and cute daughter.
>>697172841
Name one racist thing he has said. Also, as I said, a moron could not build a Multi-Billion dollar company. Typical leftist with non-truths. What's next, will you tell me about how Trump is "literally Hitler" or will you say "C'mon it's 2016"?
>>697173060
nah m8
>>697173072
thanks fam
>>697173267
I know you're an American, and you're handicapped from all your Doritos and mountain dew eating, but come on!!? You don't actually believe that do you, buddy?
>>697154355
>>697172432
Super hot. Love milky tits. Tastes so sweet.
>>697173422
>Name one racist thing he has said
Are you really that retarded? All the Doritos dust is coating your brain, faggit. You're delusional.
>>697173424
Scotland?
>>697173429
I'm not an American, actually. I know it to be true because many things he has said and highlighted would never be addressed by conventional politicians; who would steer debate away from the issues that ordinary people are concerned about.
>>697173424
U.K. White trash single mother..... Is your baby a negro ?
>>697171992
Trying to hold up 2 little girls worth of weight on 1 set of legs.
>>697173562
So in other words you can't name one racist thing he has said and resort to calling me a retard. Once again, typical leftist
>>697173115
Such a mature response. Am I talking to an atheist permavirgin direct from his parent's basement here? It's what you sound like.
I'd say the world REALLY doesn't need any of your offspring. Highly judgemental people are the worst to have around.
I suppose I should be thankful of your permavirgin status :D
Byebye fleshlight strangler!
>>697155595
I have an account on 9gag
>>697172502
Why was he called butterdick?
I'm hoping for an awesome story btw
>>697173040
oh i see, you fall into the disgusting person category for me
>>697169123
You are a delusional retard. Would you show porn to a toddler, no. You are fucking him up and that is why you get so defensive. And calling sex super fun floppy time is creepy as fuck. I bet your wife is done ugly ginger with a rank pussy
>>697173578
Nah, england
>>697173642
>single mother
I've never been pregnant and live comfortably middle class ty
>>697173489
When I tried drinking it, it tasted like sweet warm ice cream which was kinda odd. I expected it to be more salty
>>697167093
This is actually pretty common.
>>697173853
fucking why?
>>697171842
Total bs. How cum u don't have pics?
