s/fur Time for scales Edition
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Time for scales Edition
by scales you meant bats
>>681579888
obey the trips
>>681579816
What a furfag!
>>681579676
Sick and on some sort of bizarre sleeping schedule because of it.
And also forgoing work so it's backloaded on week's end... So it goes I guess.
>>681579816
Haw, I've got a week and half left before finals and the projects kill
>>681580081
Look at me and laugh
>>681580093
Shucks, sorry to hear that.
>>681579888
whynotboth.jpg
>>681580093
Damn dude, I hope you feel better, especially before finals.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEzds1t-A40
(3:27 if you're too lazy for a build)
>>681579607
>badly drawn, rendered
>too much zoophilia
>not zoophilia enough
>completely stupid
>OP will never fuck a breasted dragon
>worst of worst porn
>is a wigger anyway
/sage
>>681580695
i'm not picking up what you're putting down
>>681580695
The Death Star is deprecated in favor of the Starkiller.
>>681580260
Telling people makes it better though <3
I got https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v67LpSz6Ck stuck in my head at chance and it's pretty fitting.
Ah well.
Did ya see my dragon?
>>681580461
Worst timing, like always. Stress is the blanket excuse.
Hey OP, guess how many successful furries there are.
>None.
>>681580850
hawt
>>681580571
Interdasting
https://youtu.be/dd3btVhwr48?t=9m30s
>>681580872
It always is but I'm sure you'll do fine.
ive got a two page essay due in three days
im fucked
>>681580903
How are you always late to this thing?
>>681580872
Well that's good!
The one Eagle did? Yup, is cute!
>>681580949
>>681581064
Double spaced?
Regardless, if you're that worried pace yourself. One page a day and a few hours before you turn it in to edit and revise.
>>681580869
Spy Kids: Force Awakens was the worse movie in existence.
>>681581064
How old are you? Do 25 and then we will talk.
>>681580903
how are we all doing to night?
>mfw you fap to this shit
>>681581226
im just gonna kill myself
>>681581303
sorry that was a typo i meant 200 you little bitch
>>681580571
Right around 3 minutes was cool af
>>681580979
I have to, right?
>>681581108
Yep
Real furry with a character now I guess, though it's rather on his insistence
Idk what to do
>>681580872
i see you <3
>>681581450
Yes, kill yourself.
>>681581267
Worse than that furry documentary that just came out?
>>681581458
Aww, welcome to the club! Snacks are on the table over there.
>>681581391
lovely, i just got my copy of bloodborne which came packed with this new ps4, and old hunters
so there goes the rest of my life
>>681581538
salty
>>681581430
Oh no I dont fap to this stuff I fap to this
>>681581391
Kinda okay. I'm listening to dire straits
>>681581450
Is it your masters thesis? go get some adderall, and coffee and prepare to be awake for the next 72 hours with no sleep. three pages every hour
>>681581458
I suppose you do. That's pretty much how I feel.
>>681581538
ill do it if trump doesnt win
>>681581430
>>681581606
epic dude im a pc man my self but I grow up on the old grey entertainment box know as the ps1
Just think how many juicy dog cocks you're missing by posting this thread, danifanfags.
You know the people you emulate killed themselves. I hope to watch you slowly fulfill the fate of your predecessors.
>>681581531
Nuh uh
>>681581596
Ooh furry documentary?
And
Do I have to watch for cat hair?
>>681581776
never heard of them what kind of music do they make?
>>681581937
Ya, the filmmaker is supposed to be at BLFC next month.
You most definitely do. Lint rollers are in your gift bag.
>>681581978
Progressive rock but unlike Rush a lot of it is really blues based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dd3btVhwr48&feature=youtu.be&t=9m30s
>>681582127
hmmm sounds good
>>681581692
i fapped to this last night
You will never get the succ
>>681582109
Wait there was another documentary about us?
>>681582109
Got the name for me?
See, it's not all sunshine and rainbows. How am I possibly supposed to keep my blacks looking nice?
>>681582388
>>681581836
do you have any non-herm pro trump furries?
>>681581912
Forgot image. /care
Oh and btw OP, I left a decade ago and you're still doing this shit? My sides passed saturn.
>>681582453
Uphill battle and whatnot with all the furred creatures
Maybe that's why they seem to be in the buff a lot
>>681582588
I got human lolis doing that
>>681582589
>>681579607
>>681579607
>>681582589
what the hell are you talking about
>>681582588
nope but they arent hard to make
make america yiff again
>>681582890
The world may never know
Ask someone who skins foxes and rapes kittens for a living absolutely anything. Thanks guys I feel so at home here.
>>681582415
Looks like his only site is on Facebook, so it must be super accredited.
https://www.facebook com/furryfilm
>>681582453
Link above.
Believe me, I don't know..
My black sweatshirt here still has cat hair on it after I've washed it without being home for months.
>>681582890
Your threads are this.
>>681583146
show me one of those foxes
>>681583146
Name and address?
SSN?
>>681583146
what's it like to say that you're things that you aren't on /b/?
>>681583146
What do you do with the Fox skins?
>>681579993
I see this posted on s/fur threads a lot. Is it supposed to mean something?
>>681583333
>>681583333
wow nice dubs man
>>681583202
hmmm
I guess it's just another low budget smear thing. I'll give it three minutes
>>681583398
It means that I operate
>>681583398
s = straight
h = herm
g = gay
/
fur = furry, as in anthropomorphic animals
ex.
>>681583333
It's my occupation and I'm licensed and within law to do it.
>>681583328
I don't have one.
Can I ask you guys a question is it normal to think you will fail at every thing?
>>681583269
>>681583528
>smear
I thought it was made by someone in the fandom. Didn't really look though.
>>681583536
Did you kill your own name?
>>681583568
yes if you are a liberal
>>681583312
"This picture is too good...wonder how I could ruin it...Oh yeah, I'll add a dick"
>>681583568
according to kitten rapist fox skin condom man over here, if you're a furry you're going to anyways
>>681583528
Question I have seen some other anons say that one of the people in that pic a shark belly guy
>>681583394
Post them on DA as references which you furry guys use all the time. It's very useful for 3D modellers since they apply a top down view. I resell and I won't deny I bukkake them.
meh
>>681583202
I had a synthetic sweatshirt on and let my fat cat sleep on me this spring break. Getting it all out is hopeless.
I bet cats get sadistic pleasure out of that, that'd be their style.
>>681583269
"my" threads
>>681583765
thisun
>>681583805
Oh im not a Furry, The Porn just makes me moister than an Oyster.
>>681583763
thanks budy
>>681583763
Im not furry I dont own nor want to own one of those freaky suits nor do I have "fursonona"
>>681583757
its not a dick its a feminine penis
>>681583805
>DA
What is this, 2005?
>>681583854
Nu-uh, they just want to leave something for you to remember them.
>>681583663
No, where I am names aren't used very often, there is no real social security out where I am.
>>681583663
Was it?
Then its probably another low budget film that will inadvertently make the fandom look bad or just strokes the ego of the fandom.
I don't think that I'll be watching the film
>>681583765
That would be wrong.
>>681584000
Well most of the furries I know are just that.
Perhaps you are in denial?
>>681583998
English?
>>681584092
I can barely make it through those 2-min news segments so I certainly won't be either.
>>681584158
Used to be a Furry, Opted out of the Community over the sheer amount of Autism.
>>681584161
no
>>681584036
You're a feminine penis.
>>681583568
"You're your harshest critic"
Yes
>>681584041
Haw
I mean...
Can't it be both?
>>681584258
UFOCA
>>681584041
The industry highly uses DA it's a safer system and you can't get banned by moralfags. I tried FA once but despite popularity, people kept removing my content as they don't understand how hunting trophies are used to teach anatomy and texturing in 2D and 3D art.
>>681584369
>feminine
>penis
pick one
>>681584256
Yeah, the dude looks like a goob
And not the funny endearing kind like Bluto in Animal House.
>did we give up when the nazis bombed pearl harbor? Hell no.
>>681583757
Here you go, sans dick.
Also hai
>>681584409
Fiiine..
>>681584369
mine isnt very feminine i think you are gay
>>681584468
>the industry
>not using e621
>>681584258
I haven't seen many autistic furries, furries are more social than autistic people. I would say furries are more narcisstic, not that that's bad.
>>681584536
The tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!
>>681584617
e621 doesn't teach fundamentals. Increasingly realistic dog dick references don't come out of thin air, they are provided by people like myself.
>>681584639
I'm using the term Autistic in an insulting, Rather than specific way, They can be absolute -Cunts- at the best of times.
>>681584409
well know that you bring that to my attention thank you anon
>>681583854
>I bet cats get sadistic pleasure out of that, that'd be their style.
Totally, you know that milk treading thing kittehs do when they are happy and stuff? I had one t-shirt I really liked and she insisted to lay on it all the time. But worst of all sometimes she looked me right in the eye while doing that thing, which is putting tiny holes in the fabric everywhere. She seemed really happy, and only did it when I looked.
Gotta love cats.
you peeps are silly
but at least you're nice most of the time
>>681584639
That being said, when one does sperg out, it's a fucking show
>>681584571
I mean
He really only lays on my dad
So he had to be scheming somehow
Could've been after food, now that I think
>>681584749
What the fuck happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts? This could be the greatest night of our lives
>>681584914
Aren't all folk? Perhaps you were deceived into thinking furries were more accepting than norm. Perhaps you are autistic?
>>681584979
Oh shit puppers about to pop sell or keep?
anyone else tired of all the nigger drama going on lately
>>681584979
I doubt you are qualified to determine what a "sperg out" would be like. Perhaps you mean a panic attack or rage? Those are an element of personality.
>>681584639
furries make donald trump look like noam chomsky
>>681584973
I guess she thinks you're her mom.
>>681584997
Possibly.
>>681585104
Well, That certainly brought light to my life Maybe i am autistic.
>>681585276
>>681584572
i think you misread his post.
>>681585049
Animal House would definitely be a good choice for a movie night.
>>681583757
this, so much this.
i don't fucking get it. if you're a faggot just draw faggot porn.
not nicely shaped females BAM WITH A FUCKING COCK.
OH LOOK IM NOT A FAGGOT I JUST LOVE SUCKING COCKS.
So what are we listing to tonight?
>>681585336
I don't think anyone know Trump personally.
Not easy to assess the neurology of a scripted politician.
I remember when furries were treated like the disgusting retards they are.
What the fuck happened?
We need to take back our /b/!
>>681585465
nope
>>681585569
kike
>>681585585
cuck
>>681585524
Oh man, I think it would be a great choice.
I wish that organizers were trying to get a theater to play it instead of zootopia. I mean it has "animal" in the title.
I know not everyone is a drunken fratboy but its one of the absolute best comedy movies of all time. Just everything about it is perfect.
>>681585760
>nope
yep.
he didn't say anything about your dick.
>>681585569
Aren't most furries just transgendered or oppressed people who couldn't identify with their opposite gender so attempted to identify with something that transcends gender until eventually they settle for both? Seems a usual case. Though a few aren't, those are usually just effeminate gay people.
>>681585760
who am I a cuck?
>>681585738
>>681585738
>>681585738
So much this.
Picture related, it's OP's penis.
>>681585600
No one here not know Trump personally?
You don't say?
And he's not a politician.
Are you Mexican?
If so, take your beans and GTFO to Mexico.
If not, GIVE ME BACK MY/B/!!!
>>681585813
Ya, seriously. At least we'll have like the whole hotel to ourselves if they play it.
Speaking of good comedies, I think I mentioned Mel Brooks was coming here to do a showing of Blazing Saddles. Tickets are like $80 though...
>>681585359
Maybe yeah, tho most cats I had & have do that at some point or another. Mostly when laying on me. I think it's cute since they seem to be in heaven, purring hear hard and stuff. But I'd still prefer them to not annihilate my clothing or me while doing it.
>>681585149
>this sounds familiar
Patrician's choice; take responsibility
>>681585359
Cats keep some things a mystery...
Night folks, gonna pass out hard
>>681586030
Trump is already president. He already has more delegates than anyone else can.
>>681585887
he mistyped it
who would call someone else a feminine penis? it is pretty clear that he meant my penis is feminine
>>681585978
>>681586090
I know it's a common thing for kittens. I always figured my cat did it since he was abandoned by his mother and it was some sort of psychosomatic thing.
Who knows though.
>>681586126
Night bud. Feel better.
>>681585912
99% of furries are autistic effiminate super gays
the other 1% are 3-ton "women"
Hey guys is the fox skinner still here.
I want to know what bullets are best for a wolf.
It keeps coming on my land. I want to shoot it or trap. What do?
>>681586064
Yes, I remember that you did mention that. It sucks that its that expensive but it could be a lot of fun.
If they would play Animal House, I would be so happy. Shit, I would even wear the most frat clothes I have.
>>681586126
Night. I won't be far behind you.
>>681586103
>Patarician's choice take responsibility
>this sounds familiar
but think about how much money could one make selling cute human/puppers babys
who wants to talk about these things
>>681586293
why would anyone call someone a dick
i wonder
>>681586126
>Cats keep some things a mystery...
True that
>>681586126
>Night folks,
Gn8!
>>681585912
urgh, no idea. i just like cute drawn porn.
>>681586452
Statistically 1/3 of furries are females in high school or married. 2/3 are effeminate.
>>681586475
I'm like 70% sure it's to weed out people who don't know the movie and would get butt-blasted by all the times they say nigger.
>>681586461
I say go for traps, no point wasting bullets.
The more pain it's in the more it will howl and ward others off.
>>681586483
Wouldn't it just default to whatever the mother is?
>>681586668
I think so. I know (or head or read somewhere) that there were already people protesting it
True Spirit, Is jerking your gherkin in a thread and not being bothered by the immature Bickering, Stay strong /B.
what would anthors eat? Particularly carnivores like you cant exaticly have beef farms in that kind of world
>>681586766
Bleh. Not like I'd expect them to take the time to realize it was actually an incredibly un-racist movie.
>>681586501
a feminine penis is not a dick they are completely different
its like calling someone an earlobe
if a mexican waddled up to you and said "you are a feminine earlobes", would you think that he meant you are a feminine earlobes, or that you have feminine earlobes?
>>681586790
There's no porn here.
I'm a furry. This porn is trash and a ton is ancient.
>>681586764
I dont fucking know why you asking me?
>>681586668
Is the real furry community really PC and all that shite? SJWs? I dunno, I only know the furries of /b/.
>>681586922
Exactly. It's just a leap to conclusions.
Like almost anything now. It's always gotta black and white because nobody cares enough to see that it isn't.
>>681587007
No, we're talking about regular people protesting Blazing Saddles
>>681586866
Vore or vegan probably more feasible? I guess unless there are ferals. But eating your ancestors sounds kind of odd. I think furries would just mate with them.
>>681586962
Ancient Porn, Still Fap worthy.
>>681586866
>can't exactly have beef farms
Why not?
>>681586977
I DONT KNOW
Plant anthro > animal anthro.
More fern porn plz
>>681587007
Incredibly PC yes, but like Charles said this is just in general.
>>681587087
Society will crumble in 20 years, no doubt.
>>681587174
If your brain lacks high end ideasthesia.
>>681587288
whyweneedtrump.png
>>681587087
>No, we're talking about regular people protesting Blazing Saddles
Ah kay, now I get it.
>>681587146
>I think furries would just mate with them.
I lold, myeah
>>681587401
>>681587401
>>681587401
Get in here
>>681587340
Speak American you commie.
>>681581430
Bodyworks is sick. That Chinese motherfucker needs to get put in jail
