Bad vidya descriptions.
>Zombies and shit.
>Spam x,z commands
>Some guy fucking shooting everyone
>WILL YOU STOP SHOOTING ME?
>Vote kicked out of 50th map.
>young female, norwegian looking guy, aryan guy, average smoker walk into house
>occasionally interact with lepers and fuzzy animals
>leave house when somebody set us up the bomb
>>681529167
>Be Furry
>Best friend is robot
>Huge arsenal
>One weapon blows literally everything up
>1812 Overture
>>681529474
ratchet and clank
>Literal Jew
>Board Games of 1 second
>Electric boogaloo
>>681529167
>throw around ball
>somebody loses
>everyone wants to play as guy who is faster than everyone
>Aeiou
>Aeiou
>John Madden
>John Madden
>a russian, a german, and a frenchie walk around a corner
>a russian finishes walking around the corner
>only 1 body
>>681529820
madden
>Gay men and vampires fight
>Some cripple is also there
>Oh and a blue guy and a dog.
>Be in spooky hotel
>Death wants souls
>Weird as fuck people have them
>Steal them
>manager's mom is a cunt
>>681529820
Moon Base Alpha
>>681529698
Volleyball?
>>681530106
Some obscure flash game?
>be delivery boy
>Deliver nuke
>Gain super powers
Comeone guys its easy it was on the ps3
>>681530220
Nope it was on the ps2
>Ebola and AIDS
>More Ebola and AIDS
>Zombies and monkeys.
>>681530251
Infamous
>>681530450
Yup,surprised no one got it on the last thread
>After 9 years in development,hopefully it would be worth the wait.
>Worth
>the
>wait.
>>681530149
nope
>Be Beta
>Angel shows up
>Be Alpha
>Meet god
>>681530871
Kid Icarus?
>squirrel
>poop
>wat
>>681530996
Conker
>get training
>go on spaceship
>worms and monkeys want to eat you
>find way to escape when the ship's system goes crazy
>>681531105
System Shock 2
>>681531105
System Shock?
>>681529683
Wario ware
>Wife is ded
>she wrote me a letter
>how she do that she ripperoni in pepperoni lel
>go around town looking for the cunt
>>681530106
Its Gregory's Horror show guys
>>681530427
RE5?
>>681530714
duke nukem
>>681531516
Silent Hill.
>Gay men in Italy
>Doesn't go to 'Murica cause music a bitch.
>>681530714
Duke Nukem or fallout 4
>>681530714
Pokemon?
>>681530427
Plague inc
>flying
>pmc
>murica
>>681531516
silent hill 2
>>681529167
Left 4 Dead/Left 4 Dead 2
>>681529820
Moon Base Alpha
>>681530063
Castlevania??
>>681530427
Plague Inc. probably
>>681530714
TF2
>>681531894
Yes.
>Delelelewhoooop
>>681531824
That one was to easy
>>681531516
max payne
>>681531972
Winrar
>>681531824
Winrar
>>681531985
The Castlevania one is not correct.
>looking for shit kid
>god damnit stop running
>Wtf this story makes no sense
>wtf is this twist
>COMBAT COMBAT COMBAT
>swim to building
>take elevator to city
>city is basically a ghetto
>lead around by a mob boss
>>681529474
No joke, I just finish downloading Dreadlocke on my computer.
>>681532255
bioshock, too easy man
>Be scientist
>Spooky shit happens
>Ayy Lmao
>Fucking government
>Stuck in green void.
>>681532255
Bioshit
>casuals pick this game up and have fun together
>a fruit literally kicks all their asses
>shine
>>681532212
Go no other ideas then, you're going to have to spill the beans.
>>681532239
Heavy rain ?
>>681532239
Fallout 4
>go to island for essay
>bitch and douchebag get lost
>stick weapon
>kill bugs
>time warp
>repeat game
>>681532443
Half Life
>>681532497
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure:All Star Battle.
>>681532519
Nope
>>681532488
Smash Bros?
> Be emporer
> Be conquer
> Interdimetional killing beasts of doom
> lots to player options only one super intelligent unlocks everything.
>>681532601
You're good at this, kudos.
>>681532601
Whos the blue guy?
>seek
>seek
>lest
>>681532503
Nope
>asian kid's dad gets ko'd
>walks around his small town
>finds chink
>fights gollum
>crash into shit
>crash into shit
>get turbo
>get money
>crash into shit
>>681532758
Someone from Akira's early shit.
>>681532488
Plants vs zombies garden warfare 1/2
>>681532628
Which one
>>681532825
Burnout
>Be first place
>GOTTA GO FAST shell
>Back up
>Watch new first place get rekt.
>can't hear you
>can't see you
>can't hear you
>can't see you
>>681532636
Country justice 2: Revenge of the Rednecks.
>>681532953
MarioKart
>>681532846
Oh dark knight blueford,i got you
>>681532913
Nope
>>681532936
Yep.
>Fucking hell this bitch's father died
>What now?
>Ask "what now?" for 9 years.
>I am control army
>But I am one person in army
>Not just humans, orcs, elves, dwarves and others too
>Five campaigns
>Xbox original
>kill giant wall texture
>you wonder where the bad folks will go when they die
>Oh look they finally made a new game
>Holy shit why do they look terrible
>WHY IS THIS MARIO KART?
>>681533262
doom 2
>>681532818
Shenmue?
>>681533262
doom 2?
>>681533262
Doom?
>>681532804
Dark souls 2. Emerald Herald.
>>681533348
yep
>>681533230
Half Life 2 Episode 2
>>681533343
It's that Sonic racers game that I can't remember the name of, argh.
>>681530063
JoJo All-star Battle
>be emo
>shoot self in head
>doesn't die
>spawn monster
>high school life ruined
>become wall
>baby baby baby baby baby baby
>>681533343
Duke Nukem?
>>681532478
U WOT
>>681533546
The Darkness
>>681533441
Damn straight. Never even played it. Lol.
>>681533546
persona 3?
>Literally twelve
>Get the shit kicked out of me in dota
>Play this and claim its good
>invite friends
>look like an idiot with your friends
>listen to shitty music with your friends
>>681533633
Ding ding ding!
>>681533718
fuck yeah!
>>681533533
Nope.
>>681533627
Nope.
>>681529167
Literally 0 people getting this is nmrih makes me sad
>>681533698
League of legends?
>whole game is based on blowing up and trying again
>finally on your way
>run out of fuel because you suck at math
>>681533831
no one got mine either
>>681533717
My birthdays?
>>681533698
HoTS?
>>681529698
Tf2
>Simple game
>Retro shit
>One guy killed shit
>Whole internet now kills shit.
>One guy made peace
>Whole internet makes peace
>run around for 3 or 4 real-time hours
>find cool stuff
>someone kills you and you lose all progress
>rinse and repeat
>>681533254
Kingdom under fire heroes
>>681533849
kerbal space program
>Be native american
>Life is good
>Have half of Western America
>Spain fucks shit up
>Half of your land is gone.
>>681529167
l4d2 or l4d
>shoot shit
>conspiracy
>turns out that aliens
>pew pew shooty mcshoot
>pluts its got no style
>>681533831
Is it day z
>accidentally burn loads of civillians
>feelsbadman.jpeg
>shoot yourself in the head
>>681534109
yep
>>681534007
nope
>>681532923
melee
>>681534043
Rust/DayZ/WarZ or whatever ripoff title the faggot calls it now to avoid copyright
>>681534220
spec ops: the line?
>>681534158
OP of this post here... meant to say "plus it's got no style"
>>681533849
There was a flash game like this.
>>681533967
Well, it could be. But not in this case, no.
>>681534043
Rust or DayZ, I think
>Garry's Mod
>Go on a server
>Expect a bunch of people killing shit
>Corrupt admins
>Stupid shit heads
>Can't kill anyone.
>>681534377
TTT
>>681529472
Can't believe nobody has gotten this one yet. Should be so easy
>>681534239
Yup.
>>681529472
Kingdom Hearts
>>681534605
nope
>run around
>steal shit
>entire company drops the fucking ball
>>681534303
Yep.
>>681533849
Kerbal Space Program?
>Sand nigs and cops
>Have to actually pay real money to get guns
>Can drive cars
>Extremely laggy
>>681534377
Cancer?
>a yoga instructor, an eletric mouse, a plumber, and a robot boy fight for no reason
>>681534711
Roblox
>>681529167
>Authurian Mythos
>Spanish Guitar
>Stupid Superweapons
>Snow
>>681534711
APB?
>>681534827
smash
>2ez
>>681534682
Literally any mmo shooter?
>old guys memories
>lighthouse
>moon
>An actual good game
>Tumblerinas jump the bandwagon
>/v/ hates it now.
>>681534682
The Division
>>681534968
Nope
>steal shit
>shoot cops
>make meth
>2 faggots from movies are here
>kill Russians with a chicken man to break out your friend from jail
>>681534142
Oh, that's Eu4. I have actually never seen Spain do that well, France just merges with Lithuania or something and eats them.
>>681535031
UnderTale, no doubt.
>>681533433
finally. nice dubs
>>681532239
It was silent hill homecoming guys :(
>Weeb Trash
>Kill shit
>Weeb memes.
>Russian daycare
>Modern tech everywhere but no real infrastructure
>children cast out at a young age to make their own way
>fans known for their autism
>>681534979
To The Moon
>for 75g, you can save a life
>>681535182
hyper dimension?
>God's daughter gets stolen
>god kills other gods
>pay for the ending
>kill creator of the universe in that paid ending
>Be rightful Tengri
>Holy shit I can actually make an empire
>Mongols
>>681535268
Yup
>>681535246
Is it some sort of RPG?
>former cop is part of megacorp
>megacorp is attacked and guy becomes a robot
>tries to work with his boss to find out why corp was attacked
>>681535246
Pokémon?
>>681535337
God of War??
Never played.
>run endlessly
>extremely annoying
>literally 4chan the game
>>681535384
Deux Ex Machina??
>>681535480
Nope.
>Some rodent likes names
>Motercylce
>Edgy shit
>>681535533
close enough
>>681535337
asura's wrath
>>681535590
Shadow the Edgehog
>du du du du du
>Dun dun dun
>Du du du
>Du Du DU Du
>money
>money
>money
>money
>money
>money
>money
>>681535614
Lol
Is it Deux Ex Human Revolution or something?
>>681529474
>>681529532
Mah niggas
>>681535776
GTA V
>objectivism is dum
>Graphiti everywhere
>Some palm tree men are too fucking blind to notice a color difference
>Dino shit.
>>681535812
yeah
>>681534158
Lets add some more
>total hottie
>awesome weapons
>work for agency
>hilarious AI
>tfw first reload animations i ever saw
>>681535776
Killing Floor
>>681535892
Nope.
Extra clue:
>libertarian paradise
>fbi dance simulator
>now with cheerleaders
>Block people
>Starring Batman,Gandalf,and another block person
>Game costs $700
>>681535930
mario sunshine
>>681535991
Also wrong.
>>681535077
Adding more to this
>steal jewels
>steal paintings
>burn money
>steal coke
>black guy yells "EAT DAT DIRT"
>>681536111
lego dimensions
>High school of the dead
>Now with cheerleader!
>>681535381
yes
also,
>animal cruelty
>>681536180
Payday 2
>>681534018
Undertale
>>681535443
yes
>>681536231
Lollipop chainsaw
>play as spy
>travel to arabland
>stabbed in back by government secretly working with corporation
>travel the world killing cokeheads, gay men, emo asians, with hot women and a certified lunatic
>Give a guy some Pepsi
>He shoots oil tanker
>Can't just go around it
>Guy shoots a car
>Everyone dies
>Did I mention it was on the hardest difficulty setting?
>>681536261
Correct!
>>681535384
doose ecks
>>681536479
L4D 2
>>681533343
Banjo kazooie nuts and bolts
>Stand up stand up stand up.
>Alright now alright now alright now
>Break you down break you down break you down
>Now on Famicom!
>>681536723
"Takeshi's Challenge"?
>everyone is David Bowie
>>681536843
JoJo?
>asian girl jumps off buildings
>>681529472
Resident Evil
>>681536889
North Korea
>really enjoy hurting people
>kill Russian mobs
>>681536951
yes finally
>>681536884
Maybe? I'm thinking of something else.
>>681536889
Mirror's Edge?
>>681536889
mirror's edge?
>>681534063
Kind of. I was going for the seccond, and better game, Crusaders. I didn't much care for heroes.
>>681537033
>>681537056
Correct
>Dragon Freddy Mercury
>Music References Everywhere
>Instant Kills
>Awesome Soundtrack
>A Billion Versions
>Be president
>Fuck off Middle East
>Stop invading Kuwait
>Nuke Saddam
>'Murica fucking loves it
>China nukes you
>Whole world goes to hell.
>cyka blyat idi nahui
>>681537363
Cs:go?
>>681537363
Any multiplayer Valve game
>>681537363
CS:GO
>WOOLOO
>aegis
>>681537363
DOTA 2
>>681533834
winner
>>681534711
APB : Reloaded
>Hunt creature in space
>Suit is upgrade
>sometimes you are ball
>planet exploed
>>681529472
Dying light
>be hitman
>do hitman stuff
>GOAT gameplay
>wait 9000 billion years for sequel
>publisher turns it into an absolute shitfest with forced shitstory
>cry
>schizophreniac on a chair
>doesn't know the numbers meaning
>>681539182
THE NUMBERS MASON
>>681532239
Heavy rain
>>681539350
Yep
>>681535776
Adventure capitalist
>just walk around your house slowly becoming more and more insane
>that's it that's the game
>>681537403
>>681537421
>>681537462
>>681537991
I'll accept all of these.
>ship explodes
>fish explode
>ship explodes 2: electric boogaloo
>were gonna need a bigger boat
>humans are common and uninteresting
>find up to seven different alines
>fly with incredible and inpossible fast speed
>>681539771
real life
>Hot chick, monkey and co. save the world from zombies
>Gorilla killa
>Ayy LMAOs on Earth
>Fight the Ayy LMAOs for Earth
>Get lots of people killed (mostly rookies)
>Get rekt
>Start over
>Wonder what you're doing with your life
>>681540016
Xcom
>>681539937
true, but no
>>681540016
Ayyy lmao
>>681540129
Winrar.jpg
>>681529167
Left 4 Dead
>Cover me!
>Excellent!
>3, 2, 1, go
>Numbers
>The fuk is this guy talking about?
>OH FUCK
>Boom
>No restarts
>dig and burn coal
>shoot natives
>pollute the planet
>OCD paradise
>get run over by a train
>>681530714
Duke Nukem
>>681540485
Minecraft
>>681540478
Keep talking everybody explodes
>be normalfag living in a fishing village
>suddenly this big red nigga cones and makes a scene
>you ain't havin it
>he stabs you
>spend game tracking him down
>kill him, surprise, there's a lot more game
>hole in the ground
>>681532825
Crazy Taxi
>click a lot
>level up 23 different skills
>click more
>bots
>click
>>681540647
nope.
>>681540886
Any mmo
>>681540485
FarCry?
>>681540016
>>681541042
Runescape but close enough
Nope
>ayn rand
>tubes mini game
>>681541177
>Missed on an 90%
>Get swept
>Get rekt
>Get rekt
>Get rekt
>Get rekt
>>681541166
literally wat?
nope.
>Tumblr: the game
>Not undertale
>build outpost
>no reason to leave outpost
>wait, we're bad?
>cgi blows it's load
>friend is super stoned
>German dude mellows
>>681541573
Life is strange ?
>>681541921
Not what I had in mind but that too
>>681541573
life is strange???
if it is, god I fucking hated that piece of shit, don't get why it's so lauded.
>>681539003
Metroid
>>681542159
I enjoyed it because the time travel and childhood friendship is right up my alley but that's not the answer
>>681529167
>Be zombie dude
>kill other zombie dudes
>kill dragons and monsters and shit
>ring some bells or whatever
>fast and furious 8: skeletons
>drink sunny D to heal wounds
>get killed by some dickhead/other player
>rage quit
>>681542507
Dark Souls 2
>>681542849
DS1. DS2 doesn't have bell ringing
>>681542507
Dark Souls. Easy one...
>run around and pick flowers
>read monster dating profiles
>have a good time
>>681542986
Eh, I focused on the wrong detail
>>681539884
FTL
>>681542507
2 ez
>visit nighclub
>ask tattooed bartender about stuff, make a few jokes, he's not amused
> I S O L A T E D
>Newest installment
>Next Gen
>Beautiful
>Even harder than the rest
>Still fun though
>What's this blue bar shit?
>Be cop. Go to the opera.
>Fire everywhere. Shove your date out of the way like a bitch and they're never seen again.
>People melt.
>Fucking Christmas sucks.
>Shoot mutants.
>The enemy was within you all along.
>>681543480
DS3
>>681543480
Dark Souls 3? I haven't played it yet, myself.
>>681529167
left 4 dead?
>>681536843
Is that Nomad Soul carry on? Omicron or some pish.
>>681543581
>>681543635
Yep. It's surprisingly hard. Fun, but there's some bullshit, even more so than the previous installments.
>>681529698
sonic 6 that one with the magic gems?
>The intro of the game is the shittiest rap you've ever heard.
That's all you need to know.
>>681543256
one of the best games ever
>Only heard good things
>"Funny" dialog
>"Funny" easter eggs
>Beat it, "Wait, that wasn't all just a tutorial?"
>Less than 4 hours long
>Massive disappointment
>>681544186
Portal 1?
I dunno why you'd be disappointed by it tbh
>>681544186
Portal?
>>681544043
Battlefield Hardline
>>681544070
Correct!
