Waifu claiming thread: Edition Edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>keep RP at a absolute minimum. We are here to discuss and insult, not to do RP or ERP-
>most important: Have fun!
Tenryuu claimed. The most beautiful and stubborn waifu here.
Kuuderest kuudere claimed.
Obligatory claim.
>>681515648
whatever they need me for lol, but my job is supposed to be helicopter crewmember
>im in the military, i hope you enjoy the burger
>>681515728
i know!!! im honestly the most excited i've been in 6 years
>>681515728
Guess who's fucking back for the third thread in a row?
You guessed it, Shiragami Youko
>claimed
Claiming
Taking a shower
Going to bed
Lurkin
>>681515728
>salzigste Person
>claiming yume
Akiko claim
>>681515550
>twinkling intensifies
sachi claim
>>681515430
She two of the little shits. Pretty good.
>Vigil/Mikan-anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hULJu2mcU6s
if anyone is intrested in ts3 server
waifu4laifu.net-speak.pl
>>681515966
Hey welcome back. Enjoy the ride that never ends
>>681514684
I don't remember much from my chemistry classes, and I dropped biology as soon as I could, so I have no idea about the length of it all.
But if the points are relatively small, you might want to use Anki or similar software. Flashcards always helped me, and I still use them for the most trivial of things that I want to remember.
Makes it a little less boring, too.
>>681515899
ouch....that kinda sucks, are you good to go?
>>681515966
Get on my level son
>current holder for longest continuous /waifu/ shitposting streak
Bunny anon! Got the burger for you!!
>>681516003
Fuck this I want my computer back
>claimed
Claimed.
>>681515939
>>681514821
Jaja, Brazil would have a field day with you.
>>681514910
Awesome! English, Akateko, Spanish, and kindaish German.
Teh Rei
>>681516005
Calm down with your eyes Akiko, I might not be able to stop looking at them.
>>681516085
No one there to hear you saying kys?
>>681516208
Shit not a burger. Here's the burger
>>681516146
Milk.
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
Kys
Best type moon claimed
>>681516021
This only makes me think its a circlejerk more.
It looks like to me you all pick an avatar and start a thread and all talk to each other.
Seems like a circlejerk to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc
>>681516286
No, yume is there.
>>681516085
I am actually interested, i'll probably only be there all weekend though
>>681516286
Yume's here so...
>>681516451
>>681516150
Truly an honorable title
>>681515966
>>681516150
>28 hour shitposting streak
>>681516246
I wish brazil senpai notices me someday
>>681516286
>>681516451
>>681516497
as if I am a bad person
>>681515941
Thanks for the burger. Why not work at the airport? You have experience with helicopters so you'll get the job with civilian helicopter dude
>>681516246
Oh shit nigga! I wanna learn Italian or Arabic. Bitches love guys who knows.different languages
Alrighty, dropping in a tad late since work's picked up a bit.
What language that you don't already know would you like to learn?
>I get the feeling I may have asked this before but I can't remember
Checkin in to claim the best and most beautiful idol waifu.
>>681516421
Circlejerks don't like to call themselves circlejerks. Even when they know they are.
Megumin claimed
>>681516246
Dutch, French, English, tad of german and spanish and a few words Japanese
>>681516286
>
>>681516526
I hold it with high pride
>>681516535
Oh shit you remembered?
Kyouko claimed.
>>681516421
It is an unapologetic circlejerk, I have no idea what they're on about.
>>681516097
The ride's gotta end sometime
>>681516421
That's a comparison I drew, too.
But hey, that means if this is a circle jerk, so is everywhere else where you can communicate on the internet. it's just that usually /b/ is an anonymous circlejerk.
What did i miss? Played some Skyrim and still can't decide which side i should join...i played both sides in several playtroughs, and i hate them both.
Other question: What is the cringiest stuff you watched today?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1Y3HiaOWSM
>>681516667
Russian, mainly for Cyka Strike:Blyat Offensive.
>>681516667
I know english, veitnamese can't write in it tho,a bit of French and a little Spanish and I want to know Italian, and Arabic
>>681516667
Danish I guess
>>681516667
>American Sign Language
>>681516787
Heyo, Kyouko. How are ya?
>>681516421
Yeah, it's a circlejerk. I don't see what your point is.
>>681516323
Milker.
>>681516874
PRAISE THE SUN
What's up crusader?
nig
>>681516825
Beide sind scheiße aber Imperium ist rein vom Ausgang des ganzen die bessere Wahl
>>681516667
German.
Rikka Claimed!
Making people rage quit on SF. Feels good but bad at the same time.
>>681516655
mmmm i don't know...i could do that, but im not sure if i would like it on the civilan side
>>681516667
mmmm french or japanese, i already know german and that's my favorite language
>>681516667
Going with the obvious Japanese
>>681517004
MUGI
>>681517001
Not much, just playing some CK2.
>>681517004
-ger stole my bike.
>>681517043
rikka!!!!! how are you today??? i missed you
>>681516667
german
>>681517004
nog
>>681516667
Hard to pick one... probably russian, but im also highly interested in jap, german, greek, nordic languages... I wish so much I was polyglot but I can't seem to learn anything that isn't my national language or english.
>>681516775
>
>>681516787
Soup. Apparently Reno C'thun Value Mage is decent, because fuck logic.
>>681516909
> I want to know Italian
Literally W H Y
>>681516975
Heyo hand, I'm good, what about you?
>>681517004
Yo Mugi, what's up?
>>681516825
Stormcloaks obviously.
>What is the cringiest stuff you watched today?
Didn't really watch anything, but, what the fuck is that shit
>>681516667
>What language that you don't already know would you like to learn?
Japanese I guess.
>>681516812
>This ride'a gotta end sometime
Kek. You're super cute
>>681517054
Friend came home from basic and he thought the world was so different with civilians. Lol just act like a civilian I guess
>>681515728
everyone in this thread is a massive fucking FAGGOT!
>>681516825
>Implying you don't hate imperials more than stormcloaks
I once did a playthrough where I fucking murdered every member of either allegiance I could. Was fun for a bit.
>>681517127
YO
>>681517130
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wd63P7mYXzo
>>681517197
Nag
>>681517271
Nothing much
claimed. best waifu
>>681516655
>>681516909
don't learn arabic
don't fucking do it
have you seen a picture of the qur'an? it's literally an artform
do not. learn. arabic. turn back now. It is a living hell I've been speaking it my entire life and I still just know the basics. There's accents on every letter and a million different words for the same shit it's so fucking hard.
>>681516775
>implying I will ever forget the origin of canned peaches
step it up nigga
>>681516825
I saw a guy who tied up his mlp doll and then fucked it
>>681516667
I know arabic and english, I want to learn german, french or animu language
>>681517004
moogs do you listen to tenacious d?
>>681517321
>>681517360
>
>>681516982
How's that smoke house coming along?
>>681517271
Glad to hear it, adorable. Up to anything?
Day went by slow, I'm just relaxing right now. Thanks for asking.
>>681516667
german
>>681517321
whats wrong? had a bad day? need a hug?
Kiriha claimed :3
>>681517398
I've heard of them a lot but never listened to them outside of The Metal
>>681516667
I would go with either finish
>>681516825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=px5-rqhp1wI
>>681516667
I wanted to learn japanese (insert weeb comment here), but i'm just too lazy.
>>681516812
But the difference is that in most other places it's people staying anonymous to talk about a specific topic, for the most part.
While you guys break away from the anonymity to have have conversations, small talk.
"how was your day?"
"See any good movies?"
etc.
>>681516975
The dude I was talking to was claiming that it wasn't a circlejerk, I was responding.
>>681517350
Exactly that.
>>681517290
i don't know how!!!! lol im just kidding, but sometimes you kinda do these instinctually without realising you are, nice!! tell him the ride is only beginning, and congratulations!
>>681517474
Playing the usual Hearthstone now that DLC is out.
>>681517244
>Apparently Reno C'thun Value Mage is decent
I hope that never makes it into the meta. Fuck Reno.
>>681517180
Kagami! I am doing great, just having a great day with you guys and playing some games, how are you doing today? I missed ya too!
>>681516535
Maybe one day Lebo, maybe one day.
>>681516655
Checked. I want to learn Russian, and Arabic. Those two sound badass!
>>681516667
Russian.
>>681516775
That's amazing!
>>681517271
Language is close to French and Spanish. It'll be easy to learn and I want to go to the Vatican one day
>>681517398
Damn really? I wanna learn the language because of the mummy movie
>>681517714
I will. I was talking to him and slapping mosquitoes away and he never noticed them
>>681517671
Ugh, I'm an idiot for not seeing that. My bad.
But yeah, to clarify. Most people here know it's a circlejerk (so I think). We just roll with it.
>>681517821
What's the DLC about?
Alright lets see if I can do this.
>>681515884
Yuri magic.
>>681515915
CPR hands.
>>681515939
U wot.
>>681515941
Purp.
>>681515944
iWaifu.
>>681515966
Dumbpire, that's not mine its her nickname in some other threads I browse.
>>681516004
Legs.
>>681516005
Incest.
>>681516008
Pass.
>>681516043
The Watchman.
>>681516083
Deus Vult.
>>681516085
Tea drinker.
>>681516097
Smug.
>>681516121
Haven't seen you in a bit and even when you were frequent I don't think we talked much so I have nothing sorry.
>>681516246
Pass2.
>>681516331
Bestbro.
>>681516416
Acute death.
>>681516667
Curious loli.
I'd like to learn Hitler speak.
>>681516759
Magical loli.
>>681516787
Spear yuri.
>>681516825
Fuhrer.
>>681517004
Eyebrows.
>>681517043
Chu2.
I think that's everybody so far.
>>681517474
Damn near done by now.
Question to the thread, if you could wipe an entire culture or religion which one would it be?
>>681517570
Get on that, my dude. Shit's funny, and just generally good music. You know what I'm talkin' bout.
I'm talkin' bout Tribute.
>>681517271
I'm not him, but Italian actually seems fun.
>>681516246
>Tfw when you don't know any language other than English
>Tfw when you took two years of Spanish in high school and relied pretty much exclusively on google translate to get you by
>>681517882
Right?!?! Russian because of the first call of Duty game and Arabic because of the Mummy movie. Allahu Ma'na
Lady Kanade is a perfect waifu and all your waifus are shit. Debate me.
>>681518003
Scientologists
>>681517968
Thats awesome milkman, you deserve more yuri magic.
>>681516667
>>681516825
My question for this thread would be:
Whats your favorite image file format ?
>png masterrace
>>681518003
Humanity
>>681517244
>>681517821
>the 5/5 that summons a 3-cost
>cabalist tome
>2/2 1 dmg aoe
absolutely fuck mage
>>681517940
the happiest year of high school was the tenth grade where I got to drop the subject. saudi arabia law has most schools teaching religion and arabic as mandatory classes. some colleges still teach it too
>>681517843
pretty good!!! got off of work early today, what game are you playing??
>>681517940
ahahahaah, y'know even though i was laying down in high grass in basic, i never got messed with by any bugs, i guess that replelant they put on the uniforms actually does work...
>>681517968
how are you mrs moo?
>>681517968
>The Watchman
Good and accurate. I like it. In return, you've been Moomoo to me a little while now.
>>681516667
Latin, if that counts. Otherwise, Greek.
>>681516825
Why are you so obsessed with cringe? I don't understand what's so enjoyable about it.
>>681517968
You may not have anything to say, but it appears that's the longest response you've written to anyone you mentioned, so that's something.
>>681518365
Aw thats awesome! I have to go into work later, I am playing Street Fighter like always
>>681517968
Notices by senpai!
>>681518174
Pic. Don't take it seriously tho
>>681518316
Oh shit!
>>681518365
SO HE WASN'T KIDDING ABOUT THE BUG REPELLENT IN THE UNIFORMS!?!?
>>681518003
Generic neckbeard culture.
You know the ones, fedora, 'help-I've-been-friendzoned', 'I'm an anti-sjw', 'anyone with a religion is an idiot'
That's sort of thing. I don't like cynics. I'm okay with being a cynical person, at times, everyone is. But people who do that sort of thing constantly actually really bother me.
>>681517968
Moo
>>681518174
Hi anon.
>>681518228
I can see why.
>>681518310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-ObB_S_qZo
>>681518316
>2 mana 3/2 with spellpower and buffs c'thun because what is powercreep?
>>681517953
Whisper of the Old Gods, it's basically big spooky monsters and stuff like that.
>>681517968
>Spear yuri.
Pretty spot on I guess, good job milk-sama on all of those.
>>681518034
>>681517940
Really? I'm Italian and I find the language to sound retarded as fuck.
>>681518316
Faceless Summoner is pretty good, yeah.
Unless you're an unlucky piece of shit and you get trash everytime.
But yeah, Mage is really strong atm.
>>681518034
I've heard a bit of Tribute it's pretty alright
>>681516775
Don't be too impressed
I can really only speak dutch, french and English fleunt. The rest is pretty much good enough to insult people in their own language
>>681517968
PEACHES
If you're talking about the anime it's more desperate for attention
>>681518508
I'll just find it....it happens when you're bored and have too much time.
>I don't understand what's so enjoyable about it.
It's like a car accident
>>681518515
damn.....i've heard street fighter is fun, is it???
>>681518518
nawww not at all lol, pretty sure that shits not good to be on your skin 24/7 but meh
>>681517953
Yeah I got no problems with circlejerking, I'd never do it cause I'd feel a little autistic, plus I'd get banned then how would I shitpost on /v/?
>>681518003
Jews.
>>681518260
I actually had a space between the last one and 'I think that's everybody so far.' but got the too many lines error.
>>681518365
Good, actually got some sleep last night.
>>681518422
I'm glad I got it right.
>>681518508
I meant I don't have a nickname for you since I don't know you very well, it is true though that that's the longest post by line count I've ever written.
>>681518518
Ayy.
>>681518586
Moooo.
>>681518632
I haven't even watched the show but I know enough.
>>681518712
They're not even related so its more of a joke.
>>681517968
I'm a wot?
but why
>>681518174
your waifu a slut
>>681518153
ما ةجرب يا كافر
>>681518569
I should clarify, I don't wish death on anyone, I just wish that was never a culture that existed in the first place.
>>681518680
GOOD GOD, GOTTA LOVE IT,
SO SURPRISED TO FIND YOU CAN'T STOP IT
Also you should see The Pick of Destiny, if you haven't already
>>681518956
top kek
Just got into the Irithyll dungeon. Jesus Christ that place is terrifying
>>681517968
>CPR hands
Gotta keep the thread breathing.
>Damn near done by now.
Nice, surprised you're still working on it. Though I've never made one myself so I wouldn't know.
>>681518003
Really if you wipe one out another one will just pop up that's just like it.
>>681518632
Ahhh, alright. Neat. Never played Hearthstone so I feel pretty clueless.
>>681518817
Ah, fair enough. Glad to have ya here either way.
>How would I shitpost on /v/?
Get a /v/pn?
>>681518569
>Generic neckbeard culture.
That is understandable, also from what is your waifu?
>>681518890
Classic choice,also how was your day so far?
>>681517968
not even called DFC
>FeelsBadMan
>>681518758
Yeah its actually very fun, I want to go competitive with it and with the help of one of the juri waifu bro here hes gonna help me work towards it. You play any games??
>>681519055
goddamnit man I want DaS3 so bad but I've got a laptop that can't run shit and no next-gen consoles
>>681518632
Oh..
>>681518758
But hey at least it's machine wash safe right?
>>681518890
Lmao
>>681518956
Don't know what it says but that's pretty calligraphy
>>681519230
DFC?
>>681519119
So kill them enough to be a minority?
>>681519055
The prisoners are cute
>>681519310
I know that feel man
Claiming before going to sleep
Fucc I'm tired
>>681518153
In'sah Allahu.
The Mummy...Yeah!
Russian Battlefield: Bad Company 2
>>681518994
flutes and trombones though. that shit was awesome
>>681518632
I've been on a winstreak with C'Thun druid and dragon paladin though. just priest fucking over my big drops with entomb
>>681519157
gave me a kek
>>681519377
it means don't even try infidel
>>681519157
Jitsu wa Watashi wa/Actually, I am...
I don't know what the real english name is because I'm only reading the manga, sorry.
>>681519255
i was just about to mention her lol, mmmm not too much anymore....unless my friends play, i've kinda been getting outta games recently...
>>681519377
>that's what they say
the velcro....the FUCKING velcro, if you wash your uniforms without the patches on there, it destroys the velcro lol
>>681519310
>>681519461
The struggle must be real..
>>681519411
The wardens sure are not
>>681518956
Your waifu is always wearing that British flag jacket right? That's where I got it from.
>>681519119
If we had really worked hard on it several days in a row we probably could have finished it in 3-4 days but with different schedules and various other reasons we've only worked on it a little every day that we did with large breaks in between, its nearly done though like I said.
>>681519157
Pretty good, haven't really done anything other than the stuff I do everyday.
>>681519230
There's a lot of DFC waifus here though.
>>681519796
Pass2, what does that mean...?
>>681519461
I have my trusty old hd 7970 ghz edition, it might sound like a jet engine and heat up the entire room, but it gets the job done.
>>681519753
Just be sure to kill them, on my latest char I actually ended up doing the dungeon last, after all the other lords with a +10 weapon so I nearly 1shot them.
>>681519516
Glad I could be of service.
>>681519677
It's fine, even the Japanese name works.
>>681519796
Same here, anything interesting happened in your CK2 game ?
>>681518003
fucking
jews
>>681519796
oh... right..
makes sense then
>>681517197
If you want to learn to insult yume i'd be glad to help you, I only speak normal German though
>>681520135
kill them fast*
>>681519119
I'm just trying to find shit to help time pass, I guess I could get a vpn but in the end I guess it's just simpler not to be banned
>>681519503
>>681519516
Dues vult would kill us right now
>>681519688
:O
>>681519753
It is :(
>>681520135
Got some Toshiba from 8 years ago
>>681519688
Yeah I know the feeling I was like that for a while and so were my friends but slowly im playing them again not as much as I use to but a tiny bit, yeah she is a super cool person and a really good player as well, good training parter!
>>681519516
Flutes and Trombones was funny as fuck.
>"Is that a flute?"
>"You goddamn motherfuckin' stupid piece of shit!"
>>681520136
Glad to be of service, then.
>>681519461
Couldn't even run character creation in Fallout 4 on low settings, even though I basically got it for free since my pal shares his Steam library w/ me.
>>681520187
That is a great choice, although it was stopped in 1945.
>>681520322
Too busy being a Heretic/Pagan.
>>681519516
>I've been on a winstreak with C'Thun druid
Druid seems to be pretty strong, even if it lost the dumb combo.
>>681518890
>I haven't even watched the show but I know enough.
You should watch it! Unless it's not your thing.
>>681519411
>>681519055
The worst thing about the dungeon is the screamers in some rooms.
>>681520322
that's why i wear flights kek, what mos is your friend??
>>681520370
yeah....i hope that happens, i miss wasting my time on games, she is really good, most of the time i have no idea what she's talking about lol
>>681517398
You really missed an opportunity there LebAnon, German courses are free for refugees
>>681520555
You mispelled best
>>681520245
Im fine with telling him to kill himself.
>>681520322
He can try. Once.
Miiiiiiaaaaa claim~
I will go to bed now
>>681517197
>>681520245
what?
>>681519380
Yes. Spoken like a true zealot.
>>681520887
gut nacht yume!
>>681520856
And forgot pic like a big dumb retard apparently.
>>681520135
>>681520260
I noticed that when my health bar started to shrink like crazy, I noped outta there
>>681520322
One you'll be able to play shinoa bro, one day..
>>681520503
>Couldn't even run character creation in Fallout 4 on low settings, even though I basically got it for free since my pal shares his Steam library w/ me.
To be fair, Bethesda is always shit when it come to optimization
>>681520555
>Checked
I was wearing headphones when I hear the screams, pierced my ears (lol)
>>681520650
>best
Thinking back on it, that was pretty awesome
>>681520887
Goodnight!
>>681521011
it happens to everyone...how's it going snek???
>>681520887
Bye Yume.
>>681520956
That or like a Turk.
>Crusader-Anon
>>681521011
It happens to all of us.
>>681521011
Hello~ How are you snek girl?
>>681520260
>Thüringen
>>681521076
>Bethesda is always shit when it come to optimization
Not really a problem as you can optimize with mods.
>Homura
>>681521291
What
>>681521310
>other people fix their mess for them
Bethesda a shit
>>681520584
If you ever find a game you like and its multiplayer I would totally play with you, just hit me up anytime sometimes I dont either lol
>Rikka
>>681521011
Hello Ms Snek how are you today??
>>681515728
test
>>681521424
Actually there are bethesda released performance textures for skyrim etc.
>Homu
>>681521424
Agreed, biggest case of franchise abuse since SW.
>>681521378
Sry missclicked the link when going back to my post
>>681520887
>>681521310
"mods will fix it" -todd howard 2016
>kagami
>>681521489
that sounds like fun, ditto for me, i don't really look for games lol
>>681520503
I could barely run skyrim on low settings
>>681520526
Oh
>>681520584
I think he said combat engineer for marines
>>681520831
Shhhh! He can hear us!
>shinoa bro
New Waifu Thread when...?
Fuck, I'm impatient
>>681521113
It's going good, gonna shower and get lunch soon, then gonna gym and watch the new Flash episode.
>>681519411
>the prisoners are cute
Talking about Karla I assume? yeah, Evil Schierke is a qt
>>681521244
Goooood~ Excited cause I'm taking a trip up to my mom's house to visit her and some friends this weekend, get away from the city for a little bit. You?
>>681521489
See above and hey Rikka! How's you?
>Miia
>>681521778
It is very fun, although the Pope is still a giant dickhead.
>crusader anon.
>>681516085
You should make a thread where you dump all your Syndra pictures
>>681521934
Well was more referring to the big blue things, though Karla is great too
>>681521835
I would make one if every time i do someone else makes one
>mi luo
they're fucking they're fucking they're fucking in front of me
>>681522097
>the mutant baby dragon things
>cute
nigga wut
>>681521571
And the game is still a fucking mess afterward.
>>681522027
What he do?
>shinoa bro
>>681522139
I know so I just gotta wait...
Patience
>>681522139
I understand the pain
>kneesocks
>>681522187
>big eyes and heads
>not cute
>>681521934
That's great to hear! Except for the men in the house repairing some electrical stuff (and some plumbers) I'm doing great :)
>Megumin
>>681522062
but why?
{s}
>>681522229
Fucker called a crusade on me, it failed horribly though.
>Crusader
>>681522368
I like Syndra
>>681522062
I don't have a lot on syndra but i can dump in a thread or imgur if you want
