/b/, I think I fucked up big time. I live with my girlfriend and her 11 yo daughter and her daughter is hot as fuck. I work from home so I'm there most of the day. My gf works a full time job so she's gone most of the day. Her daughter comes and goes throughout the day. Anyway, I've been going into her daughters room when nobody's home and rubbing her panties on my dick and smelling them. I usually try and find a dirty pair in the laundry hamper, but sometimes there's none in there so I have to get a clean pair from her dresser. Not as hot as finding a dirty pair, but I make due
Today I was in her room rubbing a clean pair of panties on my dick and jacking off. I was so turned on I decided I would cum all over her panties and just wash them before anyone came home and put them back where I found them. As soon as I started to cum on them I heard the front door open and and my fucking blood ran cold. I dropped the cum covered panties in the drawer, shut it and bolted the fuck out of there and ran straight to the bathroom. I put my clothes on, composed myself and went into the living room and sat down and flipped on the TV. The daughter came out of the kitchen and told me she got out of class early and she was gonna get ready and go hang out with her friends. She goes into her room and a few minutes later comes out with a disgusted look on her face and her hand over her mouth. She walks right past me and out the front door without saying a word, gets on her bike and leaves. I got up and went in her room and her dresser drawer was open and the panties were on the floor.
I left the house and haven't gone back yet. Im trying to figure out how I'm gonna explain this. My girlfriend has already called my phone many times, but I haven't answered. I don't know what to tell her. I'm freaking the fuck out, /b/. What can I do to get myself out of this?
>Pic sorta related
>>681477309
admit what you did, apologize, and then propose a threesome
Pick up the voice wuss.
where are you now?
>>681477309
it depends on how much you value your girlfriend, if you get back with her will you be able to move past this?
the alternative is to never contact her or cum on panties you don't own again and find someone you're attracted to as a partner...
>>681477309
>the daughter
OP you're a retard for not taking the panties with you to hide them.
>>681477309
Copypasta
>>681477309
Fucking newfags this is a shitty copypasta
>>681477309
Why would you put them BACK? This is some next level retardation.
>>681477309
11 year old girls don't know what cum looks or smells like. So you are a faggot liar.
copypasta. Get fucked faggot.
I doubt you can be this stupid. I'm not even angry about how morally wrong what you did was, I'm just fucking disappointed.
>>681477309
Post panties with cum
Any frequant male vistors OP. Leaving abruptly and at the same time she returns is already suspicous. But its possible to save
>>681477309
Well I guess its time to an hero...
>>681477309
Sup nigga, I be dat Kris Handsum from Dateline B.E.T and we doin' a story on niggas who be fuckin' dem lil chirrin and shit. Sit cho monkey ass down right der, yo.
>>681477309
copypasta
>>681477309
You knew what you were doing is wrong.
You got caught.
You're afraid to face the circumstances.
>COWARD
Looks like it's a career in Law Enforcement for you now.
>>681477309
Just tell them you had sudden allergies and you sneezed on her panties because there was no tissue.
>>681477309
Just say that some faggots on a forum challenged you
>>681477309
Wow ummm.....Part of me hopes this is a sick joke instead of being real. However, id rather play on the safe side and say it's legit.
FIRST OFF....Leave the house and call your gf. You're putting this CHILD (yes, she's a child) in danger and what happens if one day you get drunk or something?? By living there you're putting her at risk. TELL HER MOTHER. PLEASEEEEE. She needs to know so she can make the decision on what to do next. Honestly, I think you should turn yourself in for sexual harassment though. This isn't okay and it's disgusting
>>681477309
Ein guter Zeitpunkt um sich wegzuhängen.
>>681477309
GTFO w/ this non gluten-free pasta
>>681477309
okay so here we go:
call your girlfriend and tell her you need to meet with her at her place, explain her that there's been huge misunderstooding. You have a gay affair with another biseksuel guy. You never realised you had these kind of urges but you met with this bi dude and you liked him very much. You've started to bring the dude to your place, make love couple of times in the living room. He said he was tired of having sex on the couch, he wanted to have you on the bed. You told him that it's impossible for you to have sex with your girlfriends bed. That would make you feel horrible. You are already doing something really bad but you can't help yourself, you are like Oberyn Martell, if she watches game of thrones use this reference because he's a cool character. That would soft her up little bit more. Anyways, since your bi-lover insists on having sex on a real bed, you offer him your gf's daughters bed. While you are started to have sex he wanted you to put some woman panties on. You said you can't, he insisted and told you to you can always wash them ofter sex. Since you are in daughers room, you grab the closest panties and put it on. While your lover fucking you in the ass you can't hold your sperm and cum into the panties. That's when she comes, you were panicked, you sent your bi-lover silently and dressed up. But forget the panties you had sex with.
Tell her you are sorry, but you are not a child molester. Yes you cheated on her and yes you are bi-cuious but you are not a pedophile. End the relationship.
Few weeks later go back to her house again with another guy. Introduce that friend as your bi-sexual boyfriend. Tell her you have a gift for her. While she's suprised let that friend rape her. While she's getting raped you go to her daughters room and rape her as well.
What do you think?
>>681477768
We don't?
>>681477936
Shieeet, aint nobody finking of dem chirren an shit.
>>681478170
Why are you even here???
>>681478367
hope you get underage b& faggot
Find a nice large building like the Burj Khalifa and then off yourself like Jeff Hardy.
>>681478349
thanks babe
>>681477309
Horribad made up story, but on the off chance it's not, there's honestly no way I can help you without actually seeing a pic to know how hot the daughter is.
>>681478367
kek
It's not as fun when this is the 10th time it's posted.
>>681478581
nothing gets my jimmies more rustled than a pro wrestling fan having a go at me
next time a weeaboo might try it
>>681477500
Dude thats obscene.
She's 11, she's way too old for that shit
>>681478170
nobody's in danger except op
pull your fucking pants up
>>681477309
copy pasta.
Take some panties, pack your shit, gtfo within 200 miles of your gf.
>start a new life
>>681479403
kek newfag.
She would probably be fine with letting you fuck her daughter, many single mothers use their children to attract men.
>>681477309
Just kill yourself.
>>681480253
>cannot read
>>681477674
/thread
>>681477309
Jesus christ op. Seek help. You are metally ill
>>681477309
You are fucking pedo scum OP
11 years old???? Turn yourself in and go to jail where you belong
>>681478057
>>GolfClap
>>681477309
Copypasta
>>681477309
Kill yourself
>>681478170
Like an 11 year old could tell just by looking that it was semen on her panties.
Unless she Is a little cumslut already then she'd have no idea.
Oh, come on, i've seen this one before!
>>681477500
dubs speak the truth OP
Consider this. Nobody is home. Daughter won't be home in a while ... you have time to jerk off to new pair of panties!!
What? You're a regular pedophile. You'll go to jail eventualy. And you will never see your gf and your her daughter again. Might aswell make the best of your free time...
>>681479403
Welcome to 4chan newfag
>>681478441
But can we do a nigger flanderS?
Okilidokilie Niggerino!
newfags getting their jimmies rustled
Deny deny deny! Someone broke in..jizzed on her panties and left.
Just say that you had no clue what she was crying about, so you went into her room and saw the drawer open.
Open the window in her room, rip up the blinds a bit, tell your girlfriend you weren't answering your phone because you were trying to figure out what happened and that you think someone broke in and came in her underwear.
It isn't guaranteed to work, but you got a better idea?
>>681480253
>>681482415
Why is it, that samefags are the least literate?
Try lurking moar... posting less. That way everyone wins!
>>681482811
What samefag?
>>681482990
Oh, so the general IQ is in sharp decline today?
>>681478367
Implying you're an 11 year old girl going through 4chan. Very convincing. Very convincing indeed. Faggots these days…
OP this is you if not bait.
>Does stupid thing that may get you caught.
>get busted by the kid.
>Then post an admittance on 4chan witch is under surveilance from the feds.
>????
>Profit.
You dumb fuck you went from being able to maybe avoid this to going to jail gg wp
>>681483075
That hurts?
>>681477768
Not according to their spokeman Vicki.
Something about salty coins?
>>681483253
>if not bait
>definitelybaitfaggit.jpg
>>681477309
this shit again?
>>681477309
Listen to me anon I figured out a way out of this.
> buy a item called a g-un
>buy bu-llets for the gun
>load the bullet in the gun
>cock the gun (it may involve pulling a hammer back or pumping it)
>stream it live
>an hero
Seriously though you deserve this shit. Your a pedo which was probably due to a sexual experience at a young age ...fine but you crossed the line on self control and deserve ever fucking thing thrown at you
>>681483605
Yep, if you stick around long enough there will probably be a strawpoll link posted so the newfags can tribe up and confirm that OP is a pedo.
>>681483883
>which was probably due to a sexual experience at a young age
*sigh*
OP your the Man call your girlfriend and tell her your coming home and your going so it again with a nother pair of panties well her daughter watches. MY MAN
>>681480327
This. This. This. Being from a messed up town in the south taught me this and when they get openly rejected, they try to frame you for child molestation
>>681477309
Call gf and tell her you're an unoriginal fag who has seen this thread on /b many times and decided to try it for yourself.
>>681478170
>>681478349
>>681483883
>>681484315
>call your giiiiirlfriiiiiieeeeeend
>say you haaaave toooo taaaaaaaaalk
Op MY MAN post pic of your self
Op call girlfriend and tell her your not done and your going to do it again
>>681477309
what ever you decide to do op, take lots of pictures
This has been posted before, niggers. Op is, once again, a giant faggot. SAGE
Rape + Murder
>>681478170
Fuck off moralfag
>>681478349
Man... What happened in your life?
You should have stashed the fucking panties into your own pants
Moron
4th time i seen this with the exact same pic now.
>>681485536
Only the 2nd for me.
>>681482780
>>681482774
This won't work, but it's pretty much your only shot right now
>>681478170
People that type um should be removed from the gene pool
>>681485712
Depends on the setting. I don't mind it when it's in causal online chat, but on public forums like this I agree that it should be illegal
>>681477309
Why are you autists responding like this isn't copyppasta?
>>681477500
Dubs has decided. You know what to do, OP
>>681485892
I have nothing better to do with my life than pretend a fake story is true
Why else would I be on /b/?
>>681478193
I agree with this guy
>>681477309
Just promise to never do it again, seemed to work out for this guy...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVznC0BlXBo
>>681477500
/thread
>>681486608
All that hard work grooming for nothing, poor guy
Back to square 1
>>681478170
You don't belong here
>>681477309
I know it's a copypasta, but this part is so hot for some reason.
>She goes into her room and a few minutes later comes out with a disgusted look on her face and her hand over her mouth. She walks right past me and out the front door without saying a word, gets on her bike and leaves. I got up and went in her room and her dresser drawer was open and the panties were on the floor.
Hide them. Get rid of them forever. Then play dumb.
>>681478170
But isn't that the opposite of what OP wants? You aren't very good at giving advice
>>681487319
The panties or the mother and daughter?
Either way it works
>>681478170
Leave, woman.
>>681477309
This copy pasta again.
>>681483376
salty milk faggot. jesus h. christ.
>>681487307
>leaves her panties on the floor because your cum is inside them without her consent
>she no long considers it her possession because your semen now owns it
>cum in her pussy even without her consent
>you own her pussy just like her panties
>>681477868
kek
>>681478170
living in fucking shame over any minor mischief for the rest of your life is the definition of a beta male, doing something that is ultimately more demeaning to yourself than the very person you committed it to is something you should avoid and guilt is something you should overcome,
Dont beat yourself over it, say sorry, commit to not make the same mistake and if the people offended are out for your blood then they are canniving at heart; ditch backstabbers they're powerhungry and will ruin you for the sake self righteous sadism, e.g. feminists
I do that sometimes ... my step daughter is a very mature 11 and is well into sexual maturity. Sometimes I give her draws a sniff to see if she is taking ptoper care of her honeypot. I also beat off until I cum .. multitasking
>>681488421
Are you me??? Except mine's not my step daughter, she's all mine, and fuckin' sexy as hell. Oh, and she's also 8, not 11.
But still...
>>681478170
shes a kid she doesnt know what cum is lol
>>681478170
You should do this
Also u should stay away from children
Pls get help
>>681477309
>This thread again
Old pasta
>>681477309
Fuck off with this old copypasta I've seen this shitty exact posts years ago, you didn't even change a single word.
>>681482780
If this they'll call the cops, DNA test for a supposed home invading sex offender, find out its you and can you for perverting the course of perversion with a side of being stupider than a stump.
>>681478170
Bait swallowed like yesterday crusty cum sock.
>>681478170
>>681481005
>>681482774
>>681482780
>>681483253
>>681487319
>>681488780
>>681489077
Dou you swallow gay asian mens cum as regularly as you swallow obvious old copypasta bait on 4chan, newfags?
>>681487623
>They play with me until
>I smell like salty coins and milk
>>681477768
this
plus
>op gets naked to masturbate apparently
>11 yo apparently changes her underwear after school before hanging out with friends (hint: bullshit)
>>681490007
I'm not doubting that OP's entire story was false, but I keep my socks in my underwear drawer, and I'd change my socks before going out after school (probably). So it's possible
>>681489077
FYI they need to match his DNA which means they need his on file prior or will request it due to suspicion. You can't just take a hair or whatever and run it through a computer and go "Yup, that's Billy Bob, he lives at Toucher Close in Miami".
>>681477309
Just say you blew your nose in them because you had a sneezing fit in the hallway and didn't have anything handy.
>>681477309
Shoulda cleaned them and called her a liar
Tell your GF youre worried about this afternoon when you went past her daughter's room that she was dropping her used panties on the floor. Then when you tried to talk to her about picking them up she got resistive, stormed out, then when you picked them up you were concerned that they looked like she has been letting some guy come in them or in her.
>GF can start worrying about her 11yo cumdumpster daughter instead of concerned Anon
>>681490286
Not everyone has cum up their nose from sucking extensive cock. That's just you.
>>681477671
Good advice
>>681477309
abandon ship man
Not only is this copypasta, but it's not even good.
Depends on how your gf reacts, 3 outcomes.
>She gets mad but shrugs it off
>She gets mad and dumps you
> she gets pissed, calls the police, and you get arrested and charged with some form of something
>>681477309
> 11 year old daughter
HAHFAHSFHSFHAHASFHSDHF SAHF
"I through it was your panties honey"
>>681477309,
> I think I fucked up big time. I live with my girlfriend and her 11 yo daughter and her daughter is hot as fuck.
Just fucking kill yourself, you sick fuck
nice copy pasta
>>681492511
Dubs Check'd
Totally Agree OP is a Cancer Faggot Cunt
>>681492511
>>681492718
Moralfags are in the wrong thread on the wrong board
>>681490281
>step father
>with this honeypot in his browsing history
>only person who is certainly home
He will be tested friend.
>>681492888
And youre a borderline pedo of you think this ok. Get help or jump of a cliff.
>>681492888
agreed
what has happened to /b/?
>>681477309
Your relationship with her is obviously over, but you haven't done anything illegal. Fapping into a pair of panties isn't illegal, no matter who the panties belong to.
>>681492888
Check'd
now GTFO
>>681493050
>using pedo as an insult
>as if it's inherently wrong
OP wasn't hurting anyone. You're what's wrong with this world
Take pistol with 7 rounds 45acp well u only need one then say heil hitler drink vodka and suicide with mecican gun gg
too many Edgy 12yo newfags here
>>681477309
Fuck her right in the pussy
>>681493346
You're the one that's getting assmad about the concept that someone could be sexually attracted to an 11 year old, maybe you need to GTFO
>>681493268
This.
Despite OP being copypasta. OP actually didn't do a fucking thing that's actually illegal. He could have trashed her whole room if it's his house and property. Minors don't actually even own anything in legal terms. Just in practical terms.
>>681493354
Yes, because every pussy who has to hide their problem isnt hurting anyone yet. First its her panties, next its her. The only courage he had was to admit it here to you fucking degenerates. If what he did isnt so bad, why did he run like a bitch? Because he knows its wrong. So fuck you.
>>681493817
>assmad
relax kiddo
>>681477309
Nice copypasta freak
It's the second time I read this story on /b/
Bait gentlemen, bait
>>681493968
>why did he run like a bitch? Because he knows its wrong
no you fucking illiterate nigger. its because he wouldn't stand a chance against the retarded society.
>>681493817
I am not Mad I am just disappointed in them ,>>681493968
Agreed
>>681493968
So you think every pedophile is a molester-in-waiting?
And he didn't run because he knew it was wrong, he ran because he knew that fucktards like you would persecute him without a good reason because they, like you, get scared about the things they don't understand.
>>681494176
low quality
>>681494369
>>681494280
See if people used your logic against the LGBT community they'd be in uproar. How is it justified for the fags to have their personal fetishes public when people like OP have to hide in secret so people like you aren't "disappointed" in them.
>>681477309
This is still here? I checked the his yesterday
>>681494273
He shouldnt. Society should fucking rip him apart for being a fucking future child molestor. Sick fucks like you are disgusting and should seriously seek counsiling with my 12G. Robbing children of their innocense. Fuck you pedophile. I hope i run into a sick fuck like you and slice your fucking head off. Ill start a death to pedo thread.
>>681494518
Great comeback.
GTFO retard.
>>681494518
>reads something thats the truth but hurtful
>ill just call him edgy and watch my next pewdepie video
>>681494369
There is nothing to understand about pedophilia. Youre a man trying to love a kid intimately. They do not grasp that. Youre wrong for FORCING yourself upon these children.
>>681494578
Being LGBT is Legal
Being a Pedophile isnt Legal an is Disgusting
Ok
>>681494669
Triggered
>>681494850
OP didn't force himself on anyone. Pedophiles don't necessarily fuck kids. You're thinking of a child molester, there's a difference.
>>681494658
>future child molester
>robbing children of their innocence
do you even know what pedophilia is you dumb cunt?
>>681494929
Being LGBT wasn't always legal (gay people were killed/oppressed in quite disgusting ways). Was it wrong back when it was illegal just because of man-made laws?
>>681494830
Fuck you Cancer Filled Faggot
an triggered Kek
>>681495111
Trips Check'd
You are trying way to Hard to justify your sick obsession kiddo
>>681494929
I've never heard of a law forbidding pedophilia. Child molestation is and should be illegal. Pedophilia isn't, and it shouldn't be
I'm not surprised that pedophiles become child molesters considering they have to try and deal with it completely alone due to the social stigma
Your hate creates child molesters, where you and trained psychiatrists could've been helping them
>>681495352
Yet you don't seem to be able to refute his 'justification' with anything more than pointless banter and insults
>>681495352
Why can't you have a proper conversation if you're so sure you have the moral high ground?
That's what's wrong with people like you. You can't think for yourselves. You're stuck in the thoughtpatterns someone else has taught you.
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>>681495352
im sorry your IQ isn't very high
>>681495420
>never heard of a law forbidding pedophilia
Bullshit ...
I agree with some of the rest of what you say about treatments an chemical castration
>>681495635
Higher than yours Im guessing triggerery
>>681495110
>>681495093
Its only a matter of time before you touch a kid. And when you degenerate pedophiles do. I swear ill fucking hunt you down and kill you both. You are whats wrong with this world. Too many fucking retards trying to justify your sick obsession just because you refused to grow up and mature like the rest of society. You are a cancer that is spreading way too fast. Leaving cum filled panties in a girls dresser is sexual haraasment you dumb fucking cunt
I came here to see stained panties dammit!!!!
>>681495839
A person who doesn't even know when to use uppercase letters in a sentence can't have a very high IQ.
How many Pedos can I b8 so well ...
Top Tier Kek ..
>>681495964
Baited so well
>>681495686
1. I never said that there wasn't any laws against pedophilia, just that I'm not aware of any and from what I've heard there isn't. There shouldn't be anyway, why should the government decide what you're allowed to have desire for
2. Chemical castration won't do anything but make the pedophile more miserable. If that's truly what you want than you are undeniably in the wrong for wanting to hurt someone trying to get help for an affliction they can't control
You're so busy screaming 'monster' that you don't realise that it's you.
>>681496078
>acts like a retard
>hurr durr ebin troll
kys
>>681496078
You're new
>>681495621
I feel like that is supposed to he a picture
>>681495420
Oh thats fucking bullshit. Dont justify their problem. Unless they tell someone, no one would know. They could actively seek the help they need without any social reprocussions. They dont want help because they like the way they feel.
>>681495898
I'm sure you're basing this off the wealth of evidence that pedophiles become child molesters, except for the fact that there isn't any because pedophiles are scared of hateful people like you doing nothing to solve the problem except waiting for them to slip up so you can enact your heroic fantasies of stopping the bad guy
It's almost like you want these kids to be hurt just so you can sate your obvious and sadistic urges for violence
>>681496120
I dont care if Chem Castration upsets you Tuff Fucking Luck ..
aN tO tHe OtHeR PeDaNtiC PeDo hope that gives you cancer Kek
>>681496337
Right, because I can see that going well.
>"I have sexual attractions towards children"
>"That's alright! Let's get you the help you need!"
Your posts are proof that this would never happen
>>681496337
>They dont want help because they like the way they feel
no because they don't want a fucking label
I think this is copypasta but whatever
Tell her (your girlfriend) that a thief broke into your your house while you were masturbating and the thief was aswell and you both started a competition to see who cums faster and if he won he could steal anything.
So you were masturbating and he came faster and the cum was heading into your face so you throw the closest thing (which was you step daughter's panties and protected yourself) but you came into his eye and he was blinded (a chance for attack) So you beat the shit out of him and he leaves.
As he was leaving your stepdaughter comes in so you need to hide stuff fast. And that was what happened
>>681496418
Wow!!! Give this chomo an award. Trying to twist my words. Ya youre too far gone. Death is your only option dude. I suggest you seek it. Most pedophiles end up in jail for a reason, because attractions become physical.
>>681477309
Didn't she get in her car and drive away last time?
>>681496337
>They dont want help because they like the way they feel.
Naturally. Who wouldn't like ice cream if you're wired in a way that makes you like ice cream? Same thing. That doesn't mean that if ice cream was illegal and immoral to eat you'd have to look for help. It means you shouldn't eat it.
But once you're put on a list of possible threats to society and are denied the possibility of working/doing anything near ice cream once you look for help, it surely makes you not look for it even if deemed necessary. That's the worst case scenario, where the actual molesters are born.
>>681496492
You're saying that you don't give a shit about the wellbeing of the kids or the pedophiles, as long as you get to hurt what you're scared of.
Nice
>>681496542
> a fucking label
a Dirty Nonse beast
This is a copy pasta guys
Don't reply
>>681496648
>because attractions become physical
by this logic you have already raped or molested someone you were attracted to
>>681496602
best post here
>>681496648
I'm not trying to twist your words, I just can't comprehend why you'd rather wait for something bad to happen and get revenge than try to prevent it in the first place.
>>681477309
Stale pasta
>>681496602
most retarded advice but the best one so far
>>681495686
>I agree with some of the rest of what you say about treatments an chemical castration
I question your morals
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>>681477602
I'm not even counting them all, you guys are retarded and this thread gets made once a week.
It's to disgust the normalfags into not coming back. Jokes about pedos are funny.
>>681477309
Easy.
Take liquid detergent and coat the underwear.
Blame it on the rinse cycle.
After speaking with wife, promise to fix.
Wash evidence.
>>681496701
No Im saying get medical help or suicide for pedos
Simple
So many normies in this thread, I guess /b/ is finally over now
>>681496784
>200 replies
>dont reply
>>681496940
My Moral Compass is fine except being in this cesspool bread
Pop in surf ninjas and play dumb
>>681497069
Bye
Kill yourself you fucking faggot
>>681477500
this sounds familiar
>>681496992
By medical 'help' do you mean castration or genuine help?
How in your worldview do you justify wanting to protect children but harm non-offending pedophiles? Why can't you just be more understanding.
Why didn't you just take the panties with you, you retard?
>>681497069
They come in waves. They'll mostly leave for a few months at some point, when they realise this website isn't really for them.
>>681496966
And yet we play along.
>>681497414
or most likely they'll stay and try to make it more normie friendly
>>681477309
Fake story, saw this months ago
>>681497326
>castration
And how is that supposed to help? Kill the fuckers.
>spiderman thread
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>>681497558
I cling to hope
>>681497326
Chem castration is not harming a pedo Its helping the wretched creature
>>681496835
Ya your dumb as fuck. Kill yourself pedophile. Society shouldnt have to accept your bullshit. And should treat you like the scum that you are
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>>681497571
And the pedophiles are the evil ones in this scenario?
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>>681497778
>trying to reason on /b/
>>681477309
Taking the bait.
Remember, you didn't do anything so be surprised when you're accused. Ask if she's joking and that it's a really sick joke if so. Get mad that she would ever accuse you of something like that and touch upon the subject of being framed by her or her daughter if it gets to that point. Deny everything, don't be too defensive as that shows guilt. You want to come off as confused and repulsed more than anything. Maybe her daughter did something with another guy and while you were doing laundry you saw the cum. She got nervous and blamed it on you.
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>>681497778
>pedophiles are the evil ones in this scenario?
Everytime they are worse than a Nigger !
I hope OP dies in one of the most painful ways a man can die.
>>681477309
if I had a dollar every time this was posted, I'd be wealthier than what I am now.
>>681497962
thanks for the advice babe <3 :)
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>>/facebook/
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>>681482774
Not OP, but wouldn't she just then call the cops which takes the DNA from the cum and compare it to find who did it?
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>>681498443
Kek
Have my favorite spidy
>Danny burrito eats cock
>>681480253
nufag
>>681477309
Tell your gf you were just putting some "respeck on dem"
>>681496840
I agree on this one. Just kill the pedos before they can molest children.
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>>681497571
Kill yourselves edgelords
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>>681477309
shitty pasta/10
kill yourself op
>>681478367
Go fuck yourself retard.
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>>681489077
Looks like summer's come early this year
>>681477309
Just leave and never come back. Maybe you can start a new life somewhere OP, this one is over.
Everyone knows it's copypasta. The point is to create a solution for the scenario and judge other people's ideas.
>>681477309
May I suggest an hero?
>>681477309
You're fuckin stupid. There's nothing you can do to go back. It's the end.
>>681499185
It sure did.
>>681477309
Copy pasta is stale.
Pay to an 11 years old guy for say he did it. You just have to say you picked up to tell the truth and get apoligize, then you're free. If anybody ask about your disappear,just say you were drunk. And presto! You're not a pedofile anymore
>>681499249
This lad knows what's up.
(It's niggers, hanging from nooses)
Answer
>>681478170
Fuck off back to grade school. Summer break hasn't started yet u little shit
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>>681478349
fuckin epic lulz
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>>681482363
Lurk moar. This shit gets copypasta'd at least twice a day.
Damn newfags taking bait.
you are as fucked as can be son
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>>681500132
wrong pic
