Sir, there has been a illegal dose of dubs, trips, and quads going around.
Please let me see your numbers
>>681476923
Fuck you officer :)
>>681477066
GET DOWN RIGHT NOW!
>>681476923
Well you'll have to arrest me if I were to show you these.
Hey officer how's it going?
I haven't done anything officer. I never carry dubs with me.
well...officer...
>>681477163
OW PLS DONT TOUCH ME BUM, I GOT NO MORE DUBS
Here you go officer
Nothing to see here, officer
>>681476923
Zozzle
suck a thick cock
Nothing here, officer
Fuck you pig
>>681478099
Fuck
>>681476923
sure thing officer
Here piggy piggy pig pig
I dindu muffin.
>>681477877
LIAR
I bought these legally
>>681478544
WE ARE IN THIS TOGETHER NOW FAM
>>681478880
GET IN THE VAN
THERE IS NO ESCAPE
Pls
>>681478966
Get in the van
>>681479053
I'll never go quietly ese
Nothing here, sir
Here you go officer
>>681479111
OH GOD ITS TRIPS!
GET DOWN!
>>681476923
don't taze me bruh
>>681476923
D'uuuuuhhhhhhbbbbbtthhhgzzzssshhh?
>>681479184
Pls I have family
But ah dindu nuffin
>>681477066
Get the fuck down! You have the right to remain silent
>>681479111
checked
>>681479277
I need you to step out of your vehicle sir!
>>681479111
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN GOT TRIPS EVERYBODY RUN
>>681476923
But I'm white?
>>681479277
Put your hands behind your back
>>681476923
I'm innocent officer!
>>681479477
Fuck. I'd better run
>>681479477
>>681479502
*tazer shot*
>>681479277
>>681476923
fucking credit monitors.
>>681479755
lmao faggot
>>681476923
Nothing to see here, woowoowooowooooooo
Kiss muh ass!
Don't mind me officer.
>>681476923
There you go
YOU'll NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE PIG
>>681481787
Damnit
>>681476923
no digits here boss!
...
I don't know what you mean, officer.
look at my quints bitach
can i have some coffee and donuts?
I'm clean, officer.
I dindu nuffin offica!
>>681482933
>>681483000
you are under arrest, criminal scums !
Nuttin to hide sir
sorry officer
>>681476923
nothing here officer!!
check my singles officer, i'm clean
cant catch me!
>>681483085
No!!
Please
I'can't go to prison
Y-yes of c-c-course here you g-go
>>681476923
lolcakes xddddddd
xdddddd
681483665
Nothing to see here sir
no dubs on my pig boy
I smell bacon sizzlin', thankfully I ain't in the pan today.
>>681476923
don't you have black kids to shoot Mr. Officer?
G´day sir
>>681476923
Don't mind me sir, nothing illegal here
>>681476923
Officer, I only have singles and they are orgasmic...!
>>681484420
420 get, very suspicious
I don't touch those dubs
I don´t have any
>>681484420
not so fast..
>>681476923
I don't have it man
>>681484517
Yeah me neither, my mother always warned me about dubs
>>681476923
you know it 8)
shit hide the quads in your boxers guys
>>681484588
OFFICERS! OFFICERS! THERE'S ANOTHER ONE
>>681484588
OH FUCK MY BOTHER LEFT HIS DUBS ON MY CAR
>>681484711
HELP! ILLEGAL SPOTTED
I'm just holding them for a friend I swear, officer
ALLAHU FUCKING AKBAR!
We heard shots fired, what seems to be the situation here?
Here you go Mr. Officer
No dubs or trips to be found here
>>681484788
No. You're under arrest!
>>681476923
Don't worry, Officers. I have a license
>>681478099
FREEZE SCUMBAG. YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR DUBS WITHOUT A LICENSE
>>681484763 says the dubs
>>681477988
ON THE GROUND YOU LOW LIFE.
Right here officer
C-certainly... of-officer..
H-h-here you g-go..
Not me officer, I've never done anything illegal. I'm white.
Lots of dubs today.
>>681484848
>48 trips
>>681485047
well it checks out... ill let you off with a warning
Got nothing here officer
fuck the police
le lel
Someone dropped his dubs
Here
ez pass
Just empty your pockets and you won't get hurt. Nothing to hide, nothing to be afraid of
No dubbies here occifer.
She told me she was 18 doe
>>681485240
It's all good officer, I have no dubs here
Only my niggers' nametags
>>681476923
Only singles here. Nothing to see.
>>681485234
>>681485240
Y - you're r-right officer
ey i want no trouble
You'll never catch these numbers officer!
Fuck off youre not even a real cop!
no trips here. please, i need to get in the hospital, my wife is in labor
K officer
Move along, officer
Are these dubs?
No clue what dubs look like officer
>>681476923
no dubs here officer
don't worry about me officer, I'm a changed man who now only lives by the bible
>>681476923
hi5
>>681476923
but officer
what is that in YOUR pocket?
Are dubs dangerous?
>>681476923
I'm a white american, i'm fine.
>>681476923
i aint got no dubz officer
fuck u cops im going to hell
I've never even heard of dubs, officer, let alone having any.
Lmao
No dubs here
No dubs here.
>>681485491
yeah they're dubs, I'm afraid I'll have to bring you down town
>>681485666
GET DOWN ON THE FUCKING GROUND YOU PIECE OF SHIT SATANIST
>>681485666
GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND YOU BOTTOM FEEDING SHIT SUCKER
You'll never catch me alive
I only carry quints officer
>>681476923
Please sir im in a hurry to get these 12 vigins home before they start to smell
These are not the dubs you seek
>>681485666
FUCK FUCK FUCK DROP THE TRIPS
Chill out man, it's just a toy gun. See
>>681484699
how did nobody notice this guy? is he an autistic emo kid or why doesnt he get any attention?
>>681485666
FREEZE SATAN!!
Keep moving nothing to see he had dubs I had to shoot
>>681485666
PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM
>>681476923
fuck the police
Everything should be in order here officer.
No trips here
I'd settle for some dubs right now.
Absolutely no dubs here, Sir !
>theres no possible way he would look under the back seat
I nothing do anything plz
you asked, officer?
Everything is ok officer
Nothing to see here officer
If i have any they are not mine sir it isn't my car and i didn't pack the bag...
>>681476923
Eat muh sequentials pig!
>>681485922
Im gonna need to you step out of the vehicle for me, sir
>>681485955
....
carry on
>>681485922
we can see those dubs in your pocket sir
get on the ground now
>>681476923
no problems here
>>681486001
Alright, im sorry officer, it was a wrong number i promise, here's my correct one
>>681485801
No one likes a snitch
Im over the limit
>>681486088
STOP THERE, LEAVE THOSE DUBS ON THE GROUND
>>681486118
sorry fam but im snitchin
it's ok officer, i am innocent
I need a lawyer
He went that way
>>681476923
i dont have them
>>681476923
ONLY IF YOU COME WITH A WARRANT, ASS PIG!
>>681485955
sorry for th dubs officer, won't happen again, promised.
>>681486294
I'm clean officer.
>>681486262
Thay way
>>681476923
DUBBs
Here officer. I'm clean as a nigger.
>>681486477
>>681486477
well... you're not lying
>>681486477
on your knees, please
Pls boss don't shoop
>>681486625
nice filename
>>681476923
singles get
>>681486477
Fucking dubs
>>681476923
Fuck off you pig stop opressing our right to bear dubs
>>681477774
I wonder what would have happened if you got quints
>>681486717
aw come on man, I'm just trying to get to work.
>>681476923
Sieg Heil Officer. What is der matter for stopping me?
I seen 'im thatta way boss
No dubs here officer!
>>681486913
have you seen these dubs? anybody trying to sell you dubs like these?
>>681486913
i fucking hate skinheads
Fuck you and your singles
I dindu nuffin
I'm white I don't steal
you don't want to know
Oh boy. Its the cops. Hope they let me go. I haz done nothing wrong.
>mfw i get pulled over for dubs for the 4th time this week
>>681483577
Hands up!
i dindu nuffin
>>681484848
This is borderline trips. Seems like the officers did not notice you!
of course occifer
nah fam im clean
>>681476923
i dindu nuffin man i swear man im good boi
Come on nigga. You know I don't have any dubs or trips on me.
You just trynna harass an innocent black man that is genetically superior than you are. Not my fault your mother gave birth to a manlet cuck.
>>681476923
I've been trolling for the last 8 hours and I was just about to stop at the rest stop ahead. I have nothing to hide, but I don't have time to search. Have I done anything illegal or am I free to go?
What's the officer, problem? I ain't got no dubs. What is dubs?
Shiiiieeeeeet mang I dindu nuffin
I'm just an innocent bystander...
h
checkem
quads? I never heard of him
off by 3
Ahdindonuffin
Nothing to see here mister policeman guy
>>681485666
6! 66! The number of the beast!
>>681476923
Quints okay? Just asking, it is not like I have any.
>>681487986
yes me neither
zozzle is the new meme
>>681488053
>>681478065
Fuck off, nobody cares.
I've been stabbed, officer. Can you drive me to the hospital?
>>681476923
What crime am I suspected of?
Am I being detained?
If so again what crime am I suspected of?
Am I free to go?
No? What's your name and badge number *recording*
Get your supervisor here please
>>681476923
checked
I'M A FREE INHABITANT OF THE EARTH, CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE CIS SCUM
Am I being detained?
>>681484490
gonna need sauce fam
>>681476923
im clean fam
>>681476923
ACAB
>>681487722
the laziest arrest ever
â–²
â–² â–²
What is the officer problem? Is this the dub you're looking for?
Is there an officer, problem?
>>681476923
im clean bruh
no u
>>681488888
epic get incoming
YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME PIGS !
suck dick
>>681487897
I love that song
>>681488546
Who doesn't man
>>681488593
First heard it off the movie spun
BORN TO BE WILD !
reroll
>>681488515
nice try anon
>>681488277
1. Holding illegal drugs
2. Yes
3. See 1
4. No, you're being detained
5. Fuck you
6. See 5
Nothing illegal here Mr. Officer.
.
.
.
Don't look in my trunk or glove department.. I have rights you know.
shit
Am I too late for the quads?
almost get
Sup'
quints chechum
>>681488737
Rollin for quads
come on...
Just got them renewed officer
>>681488737
nah
>>681488804
Noooo quads
kintsss
ok officer :^)
almost...
just holding these for a friend...
chechum
N-nnothing here.
nearly
wut
yo
>>681488844
Nice check em
nooo
>>681476923
Chingue su madre, officer!!
>>681488844
>>681488822
back to jail
now lets get
>>681488888
Am i good op?
>>681488888
LOL
>>681488888
u dun goofed
>>681488680
I meant illegal dubs. I'm a bit intoxicated it's been a long day of arresting criminal scum like you.
>>681488888
Checked
>>681476923
i dindu nuffin
Am I being detained? I know my rights. I'am a sovereign citizen and you have to right to hold me up. Your laws don't apply to me. Badge Number and Name please...
Nothing to see here officer
>>681488888
We need a fucking SWAT team here RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
>>681476923
Nnootthhiinngg ttoo ssee hheerree ddoocc
Hindu Nuffin
>>681488888
It's like quads but better
>I'm yours take me king
>>681489004
I am the WinRAR- fuck you guyys
I swear officer those are someone else's dubs. Like that guy there, the one below me.
>>681489114
i will take you
-winrar
No need to worry officer, I have a father.
i got the quint, bow down tome
Someone but them in my post i swear
>>681489171
Aw yis
Seriously though congrats
You should put this on your resume to impress the fuck outta employers
they call me mr full house
>>681476923
What're you on about?
What do I look like, a nigger?
>>681488888
FUUUCK
>>681488680
Yeah at which point I'd go to jail sit for a week then have the case thrown out unless they had something credible to detain me on before the dubs emerged
Everything is right mister policeman
