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>>681471414
>upmost
>>681471414
This kind of shit just makes me sad. I thank god I grew up before every 10 year old had a smart phone.
>>681471504
Well then you should have entered...... the.... DANGERZONE
>>681471688
Airsoft gun? Yup, Airsoft gun.
>>681471504
I want to shake the hand of the person that made that.
Fucking lold
>>681471884
5 years old
>Fuck your poems
I like this kid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVjJqROaqMI
>>681471972
Are you really that clueless ?
>>681471553
What
I don't even like sports, but I still had an opinion on that. I'm still angry that worthless nigger beat someone who actually cares about his own country.
>>681471553
Lol
>>681472200
That face looks fake.
>>681472200
her face doesn't look real. it looks like a bad shoop...what the fuck is she?
>>681472200
>>681472381
I think it's her actual face but it looks like someone's shopped a poor quality image onto her head lel.
>>681471414
Cringe aside, the first comment looks like he might score.
>>681472311
>twitch wears, like most operators
>operator
my god... you were right. couldn't read the whole thing but jeez...
>>681472381
>>681472419
I have no idea what she's doing to her pics but a lot of them are like that
>>681472200
why does her face look fake
>>681472341
Why do people always post this? What's cringe about being an illusionist?
>>681472311
Jesus Christ..
>>681472544
I'm sorry, it's a way to channel my autism away from real people and things
>>681472680
welcome to 4chan.
stop posting until you know things you faggot.
lurk moar
>>681472680
saying illusionist to sound more original than being a magician is fucking cringe
>>681471972
An inspiration to us all
>>681471688
He must browse /b/.
>>681472602
She's moving that's what
>>681472971
that made me more sad than cringy tho
>>681472997
It probably takes her fat too long to stop jiggling
>>681472680
>>681472680
His pants are the only real cringe I see. No one with balls should ever wear tight pants.
>>681472311
lol, im born in the same date and year
>>681473074
Beta feels for beta I guess
>>681473079
Lmao
>>681473020
i mean other than the whole friendzone thing at the end, that's kinda cool. more than the shit half of you faggots will ever do with your sad, pathetic lives
OC
>>681472048
>>681473325
>that hand
Just found this on FB
>>681472341
I still maintain that this is not cringe.
The way people dress is not cringe, but rather a matter of personal choice based on personal perception of style.
What people say, or do, however, certainly does have the potential to be exceedingly cringeworthy.
>>681473455
this isn't ylyl
Just took this
>>681473484
it's honestly bait at this point
>>681473020
Fucking Americans have no idea what a truck is.
>>681473596
I ain't laughing. That shit is vile
>>681471688
Oh hey, is that you /pol/?
>>681473467
>talking to girls about political/ trending topics at a party
>being the right winger in that conversation
literally only works if you already have a gf or you are doing it for a joke and they clearly know its a joke.
why the fuck dont guys know just to ask the bitch about her and let her yab on for 30 minutes and keep asking follow up questions and compliment her on her life.
>>681473677
worst in thread
>>681472680
newfag
>>681473310
Not really cringe, just a huge faggot.
Is this OP?
>>681473571
>stu
>>681471688
>/pol/
>>681473259
I wore that necklace when I was 7 20 years ago. Jesus christ...
>>681473685
id say it was a f150 or one of those chevy's that are basically the same.
either way getting hit by one of them would be equal to getting smacked by a bus in another country.
dude was drunk aswell, wouldve been moving quite fast.
May come at personal expense but people seemed to enjoy it in last thread.
>>681473259
that wireless speaker on his waist is absolutely savage
>>681472680
>>681472971
>>681473903
You called?
>>681471688
since when was this an alpha thread?
>>681471667
Amen
>>681473571
>stu
But on a serious note, I was brought up on, and still to this day eat hearty food such as this. I don't use supermarket sausage though, fuck that. Butchers sausage all the way. Bollocks to Richmond.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUNvTA5KVxk
>>681473996
Yeah but a truck is really tall and has around 18 wheels, you won't roll over the hood of a truck. What you are describing and that kid got hit by is a car.
>>681473999
>nigga schooling your bitch ass
Alpha as fuck
>>681474000
>>681473999
triples checked
>>681474221
That guy showed up on /mlp/ awhile ago, shit was nuts. He's nowhere near as fat anymore
>>681474037
>threw
This is what's wrong with the world
>>681474288
At least muh trips beat your dubs
> make fun of little kids
> hurr durr im cool
>>681473677
so much... dont understand...
>>681472200
>gender studies degrees
>degrees
>>681473871
>why the fuck dont guys know just to ask the bitch about her and let her yab on for 30 minutes and keep asking follow up questions and compliment her on her life.
Possibly the most beta thing I've ever read.
>>681473455
fuck americunts are disgusting, this is why you have the highest obesity rate in the world you cunts
>>681473999
>>681474000
>>681474333
what is this sorcery?
>>681474423
Trips mean shit if you are in the 4rth grade, son
>>681472341
cringed hard
>>681474342
>2.1 GPA
He even sounded proud of it
>>681472680
Some loser saw the Banana's success in ylyl threads and imitated it with the illusionist in cringe threads. It never went mainstream and I'm 90% certain it's still the same faggot posting it to this day.
>>681473455
this was my breakfast...
>>681473944
http://youtu.be/uOVdNpdhSiQ
>>681472833
Johnny, why are you such a bitch?
>>681474643
Faggot
Car
Truck
>>681473325
Rip
>>681474570
God forbid I spell check my responses against a smug autismo. Sometimes I deliberately spell shit wrong, it just looks funny.
Car. Its not hard.
>>681474712
Very cringe
>>681474496
Cringed
>>681474602
That photo. Kek
>>681474741
Back to s4s
>>681474759
>Autismo
>>681474843
Jesus. All hope has gone.
>>681472311
That's enough internet for the day
>>681474843
Fuckin shots fired, lol.
This is a pickup TRUCK
>>681472311
>>681474909
What damage control? Your image is completely irrelevant. I responded directly to your insult yet you post some crap to respond to mine. You don't see the irony here? Your image is damage control.
>>681474466
Are....are you mad? Have you ever been on 4chan?
>>681473325
Savage bitches heh
>>681473467
>written by guy
Fucking cuck
>>681474602
That actually looks like a comfy AF and sweet setup.
>>681474688
Johnny, why are you the way you are?
>>681475147
Missing out man, that was a crazy read
>>681475172
>Using a well articulate argument against a faggot on 4chan
you dun goof, nigga
>>681471688
This dude is much more alpha than anyone else in this thread.
>>681475321
Faggot
>>681474403
Disgusting sandnigger.
>>681473768
what a waste, she should have taken that truck to the face
>>681475373
>dostoevsky
>>681471414
his dad needs to beat some sense into him.
>>681474663
Dude doesn't give a fuck, he's probably your guild master.
>>681475431
Exactly how my original image came to be. The fedora tipper had no proper response to me so he criticizes spelling and grammar.
>>681475570
has to be an inverted pentagram, very cringe
>>681471414
This one hurts. But what hurts the most are the comments on it.
>>681475172
>Complains about posting an image response
>In an image board
>Image board
Back to the 4rth grade, Junior.
it pains me greatly that my little brother is a tremendous faggot like these neckbeards
>>681475627
Sorry to blow up your spot dude.
>>681475677
Use a smug anime face, that'll shut him up
>>681473039
He actually looks classy, not cringe
>>681472341
this rather belongs to /fa/ cringe thread.
>>681471414
What if a woman hits a woman? Must you then first punch the woman who hit the woman, and then punch yourself for hitting a woman?
>>681475677
>being this mad
>>681473682
W-what is it?
>>681475782
Classy? He looks like the king of try hard douchebags.
>>681475694
Yeah. This actually looks like the flag of morocco.
>>681475782
Neckbeard in denial detected
>>681473944
this kid looks like a 50s british school boy who is being molested by a senior at his boarding school
>>681475518
Johnny, you don't need to act out to get my attention.
>>681475479
>>681475479
He has a baby dick kek
>>681474116
Sasuke gets all the bitches.
>>681475121
das a nice trük
>>681473682
Them serial rapist eyes, stare at me through the blinds at midnight papi.
>>681472048
What a bunch of faggots
>>681472200
I don't care if the face is fake. that thing.. how do you people exist?
>>681475954
Faggot
>>681474219
This is some excellently proposed bait. You've done great work on the lure, you just need a pond with younger fish.
>>681476000
>>681476055
>>681476066
>>681476077
4 checks in a row
>>681475782
>classy
80's salesman core will be never classy
>>681476166
5 in a row*
>>681475273
it says buzzfeed in the link. every single guy involved in buzzfeed is a cuck. what did you expect?
>>681473089
I'd party with this guy
>>681476226
>>681476266
This thread is full of them
>>681475220
Yes, and yes. Does not mean I have to act like a edgy 14 year old you cancerous newfag.
>>681476146
Fuck off faggot.
>>681471414
whats with the washer necklace? why does it get respect from that other fag?
>>681476000
Trips don't lie
>>681475121
Which is a car named by an idiot.
>>681474000
>his
>>681473129
"We regret to inform you that you were not selected for the next step of the hiring process. We wish you the best of luck in your search."
>>681473074
go pet your cat fat girl
>>681471414
>>681473638
Not joking, there's a car I see around here from time to time with a Pedobear sticker and a license plate that says R U 18YET.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b8ObPCytjo
this fags videos
>>681474342
fetish for girls?
>>681476525
Fucking wasted. If he'd just be normal, he'd probably be okay
>>681474759
>Sometimes I deliberately spell shit wrong, it just looks funny.
This is what's wrong with America
>>681474219
>Itsabigone.jpg...
It's called a pickup truck you dolt. We use words that modify the noun to differentiate things that are similar but not exactly the same. But hey, lets just call anything with 4 wheels a car, and anything with lots of wheels a truck. Or does truck just mean tall? Gee I'm not sure because 'truck' doesn't fully describe what the fuck you're talking about!
>>681476101
buy stellaris pls
t. johan
>>681474221
>This thread
>>681474776
Gr8 b8 m8
>>681473039
Synes godt om for sure.
>>681473274
knowing that betas will kill themselves so we can fuck and breed their women
>>681476525
>>681476525
He should do Leon from Resident evil cosplay, he looks like edgy part
>>681471761
i recognize your effort anon
>>681472419
kot blini
Ou ou ou ou
It hurts
>>681474381
What would be the past tense verb in your opinion then?
>>681473682
Finland/10
>>681472419
more blini kot
>>681474521
Less beta and more being a normal person. Nobody really gives a shit about some stranger's life, but if you're trying to connect with them you at least have to try.
>>681474602
is there a story behind "rape sux!" on the wall?
>>681476101
>e
Is this in sweden? if so what city?
>>681477169
Just got through throwing up you goddamn mongoloid nigger
>>681476704
>>681477169
is b8?
>>681476345
>implying starting a cringe thread is newfaggotry
I didn't know school was out for the summer already
>>681473467
I feel like adam ellis is a fat white guy with a beard and glasses. im gonna check it out
>>681475479
>not even a bulge
>>681472617
she tried to photoshop herself prettier to prove that not all feminists are ugly
>>681473677
kek
>>681477413
>kot blini
Nah he looks alright
https://twitter.com/moby_dickhead?lang=en
>>681477456
It bothers me because i look a bit like her, and im a fat 30 year old
>>681476673
this opens up so many questions
>>681477287
Stockholm I think
>>681475220
Holy fucking shit my sides. That image is fantastic
>>681474403
didnt know that chads could have emotions
Anyone got that convo of dude telling some guy to back off of some Asian girl that wasn't even his GF and she ends up reading and responding to?
>>681472048
A couple of these are pretty funny
>>681475664
Pretty sure i know this kid
>>681474342
prolly fake
>>681477770
i hope
>>681476359
>I'm angwy becauze my baitsies didn't work
>>681473677
i found the same book at the library
>>681475782
CLASSY? WITH A FUCKING CLIP TIE? WITH A MOTHERFUCKING TIE NEEDLE?
>>681475129
>kekd
>must be alpha
>>681474342
You need to use your eyes
>>681477680
>>681476673
uhh, is it wrong that this aroused me a bit?
>>681475568
Brothers karamazov is a great book, Dostoevsky is a legend but the rest of this shit is super cringe
>>681473999
Fucking Dark Souls. What did you do?
>>681472971
adam plz
>>681473310
the real cringe is the comic sans font
>>681473467
implying redpilling sluts is cringe
>>681473571
Hahahahhahaha i cant get over the word stu
>>681471934
fucking pewdiepies cancer fanbase
>>681471414
i want to violate his tight little boipussy
>>681476345
I'm acting like the 14 year old cancerous newfag?
You're on a cringe thread, of course there'd be a bunch of kids made fun of and you're the one pissed about it, I'm calm about all this, but this isn't surprising that you'd call me that considering you're the one acting like it.
>>681473677
None are jokes, just facts
>>681478292
didn't realize Dostoevsky is a legit way of writing the name in English. It's Dostojevsky where I'm from. Thought the cringey fag made a typo
went to school with this fag a long time ago. he spent like 10 years in jail. constantly brings it up like it makes him cool and always takes pics making these stupid gang signs or some shit.
he went to jail for trying to steal some guys weed/trying to run him over or something.
>>681473089
Is that Brent Hinds?
>>681475129
kekked wholeheartily
I have so much cringe of the guy.
Will dump if want.
>>681478184
Nah
>>681478901
chuck me his facebook mate, ll have a crack at him
>>681478901
go for it
>>681478901
Is that poster from an island? I think I've seen that before
>>681474219
Would you look at that car
>>681475529
best part is he probable asked his mom to take these
>>681478901
Hes never even been in a relationship has he?
>>681477386
Oh wow, so you have been here one whole year already?! Congrats!
>>681478632
Yes, you are actually.
>>681472680
>>681473484
Guy posted his own picture in a cringe thread so people would say he wasn't cringy. People investigated, found out that's why he did it and it turned into a cringe thread meme.
>>681478901
I cringed more at the grammar and run-on sentence than I did at the content. Content is still pretty cringe though
>>681475129
alpha confirmed
>>681478663
Well it used to be Dostojevsky but they realized Americans are too stupid to know that in Russian most j's are soft and sound like y's... they had to dumb it down for the country
>>681478963
if dubs you get it
>>681475129
That's hilarious not cringey
>>681475664
Mfw I had a shirt like that back in 9th grade
>>681479036
Sweet car bro. Too bad it wasn't taller and had 18 wheels so you could actually haul stuff with it eh?
>>681475194
this one wins every time
>>681479100
You reply with this shit way too much to not be a newfag go back to class
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaRoV8TYWvU
It looks a bit serialkillerish but it's actually a representation of how our emotional investment into social media baffles me as a 37 year old who grew up without the technology. It's not a stab, just an observation on the fears and dangers I feel it provokes. The rabbit representing our hyper alertness to this form of communication :)
>>681479182
>>681475340
the individual responsible for the downfall of "new atheism"
>>681479171
I see. Thank you
>>681479182
rollin
>>681479377
checked
>>681478166
Whoops
>>681479377
>>681476919
>>681476101
HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
Is this actually Johan?
>>681476266
Sneezes and cuts his own head off
>>681475479
tfw this shitty reverse-psychology probably works on feminists.
>>681476101
pretty sure that's the old game store in my town
>>681479273
wtf are you talking about?
>>681479506
Wow. Just. Wow.
>>681479506
OP is not a fag today
profile.php?id=100004113406050&fref=nf
enjoy /b/ros
>>681474339
>He's nowhere near as fat anymore
yes, he's much fatter these days
>>681475194
>luck be a lady tonight!
Fucking gets me every time.
>>681479776
Is he? Damn I thought he was getting better
>>681479667
Because people who have been here long enough know when to shut the fuck up and not argue pointlessly about shit they have no control over.
7/10 b8 for making me reply.
>>681474221
dude look at how happy he is.. let him do whatever he likes.. why you gotta hate?
>>681471688
fedora in background, beautiful
>>681479774
massive fag
>black people humor
>French flag profile pic
>lame sex jokes
>>681473274
Yea I agree only 15 and already done more with his life than most the faggots on here
>>681473020
I don't get why people find that cringy. Do you guys really expect to get laid after saving someones life? Or that women consider you sexy and attractive all of a sudden just because you did something nice?
I feel like I'm too old for 4chan these days...
>>681473259
This kid has too much disposable income
>>681479904
So you must be a über noob then?
>>681479145
cringing at grammar. you deserve a screencap
>>681479936
4chan...only place in the world with a level of hate akin to a homophobic neonazi KKK rally
>>681476924
"I didn't like this thinks so much, maybe I can be a better man, do something with my life, become usefull in society and a successful person"
>>681475627
> he's probably your Guild Master
Kek
>>681475129
same thing happens to me
>>681480070
Always happy to provide content for others
>>681479667
How you actually care, what people think about you, on the Internet, on an anonymous website
>>681479996
Whys that kid have steve Buscemi eyes
>>681479506
remember everyone, this guy has apparently been "hiding his feelings"
>>681475529
he looks just like neo from the matrix
