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tattoo rate thread? tattoo rate thread
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More like: tattoo hate thread? tattoo hate thread
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>>681470291
my other tattoo
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>>681470291
That's one hell of an ugly foot.
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>>681470843
That's actually pretty sick
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>>681471718
>>thats an ugly foot
>>is fapping to it right now
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>>681470291
cringe thread
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>>681470843
halo 5 is shit
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>>681472348
fuck yeah it was but a majority of the halo games are just outright awesome and i was raised on halo. So it seemed appropriate
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R8 M8
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>>681472709
7/10 pretty cool wolf.
why did you get it?
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>>681472794
Cree Mccahill, Noosa, Aus
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>>681472650
i personally think Halo 3 ODST is the best halo. good campaign, feels different and the soundtrack is the only thing why i love halo games.
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>>681473048
i liked how they told the story, making you go and piece together what happened
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>>681473182
Yeah it makes it more interesting tho.
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Basically got pic related on my forearm in black n grey without the background stuff.

Too lazy up post tattoo /b/ros
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>2016
>still getting tattoos
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>>681470291
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planning on pic related when i get paid
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>>681473994
get it on the back side of your left palm
pick a better design
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>>681473958

So much cringe. Also asymmetric everything.

AND WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A POT LEAF???!!!
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I reminded today why i hate tattoos thanks guys.
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>>681474171
>>pick better design
yeah.. hard to find pics of people with the 8 pointed star
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>>681474455

Don't look for tattoos on people, describe what you want to your artist and see what he comes up with.
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>>681474305

I think you mean scared of needles.
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>>681474293
It's not the best angle but exactly how is it cringe?
And there is a pot leaf because it's part of my job.
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>>681470291
kek,
tattoos are so fucking gay op. Enjoy looking like a dumb teenager forever.
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>>681473958
i think overall its good tatoo. whats the design around the circle called? is that like celtic?
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>>681472709

Don't mess with him -- you don't want to unleash THE WOLF!
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>>681474996
ill enjoy fucking like a dumb teenager too
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This seems like a good place to ask.
Would a stylised diagram of a tree on the chest be a good tattoo?
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>>681473048
Definitely
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>>681475003
It's a basic Celtic knot. The runes say "In honor of the gods, broken by lies held together by truth."

I can tell you about the rest of it if you'd like.
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>>681475280
i can dig it. go on
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>>681470291
just got this one
rate it guys
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>>681475548
i liek the font. waht is this from
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>>681474783
>>681473958

I see that thing and the immediate reaction is "edgy satanist". I'm betting the runes are just English in a "runic font", which is as cringe as the fake Chinese font that is used on bad tats. And of course I don't know how bad the artist must have been to not trace the work out beforehand because that cross is hideously deformed.

And what occupation could you possibly have where a pot leaf is relevant?
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>>681475423
I designed it myself. My first tattoo and all.
Instead of the winged staff caduceus, went with a sword to symbolize combat medic. (Not an EMT but have saved a few lives in some hairy situations.)
The symbols around the in the pent are the elements but also ones that are personalized.
The entire tattoo is Odin's eye, which was cut out for the runes and wisdom.
Have Poseidon's trident for water but also because I clinically died three times in the ocean in one day. That was one pissy lifeguard hahaha.
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>>681475280
>I can tell you about the rest of it if you'd like.
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>>681475744
Underrated response right here. Can't tell if trolling or...
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>>681475837
thats what i fuckin thought lol odins eye is the tat my father has on his rightt shoulder that i saved my right shoulder for
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>>681475970
>>cant tell if trolling
im tired af lol *i like the font, what is this from.
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>>681475804
Not a Satanist at all, only one i know of is the store manager of a Savers who has a voice lower than my bank account and vapes so he constantly smells of sulfur.
wears all black, rides a Harley and is 6'7".

It's not a "font" but the actual language as it was/is used.
And I'm a consultant for dispensaries. I give them information of the how and what to do regarding their stuff. But more important, I just love gardening in any form. Just so happens that's the one flower worked primarily with.

>>681475911
Too late /b/ro
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So is this a scratcher thread?
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>>681476023
Nice!
Got a picture of his?
I only have one more on me, got it while I was drunk. Have some other ideas to flesh out for my chest and left shoulder/half sleeve.
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>>681470843
kek fag for life
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>>681476447
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My leg.
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>>681476630
overdone af
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>>681476840
hipster fag
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>>681476942
I don't think you understand the words you're using lil lady
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>>681476369
>got it while I was drunk

Ethical tattoo artist for sure. No wonder he was so talented as well.
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>>681476758
>horns on helmet
triggered
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>>681470291
tell ppl how faggot and autist you are at plain sight tatto edition with a tatto of a serial killer
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>>681476447

The only good one so far.
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>>681477025
dude your tatts mean nothing both the skull and the mask out of a book
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>>681475548

awesome
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>>681476447
>>681476549
Shoulda posted these in the cringe thread.
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>>681477120
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>>681477178
I like the way the hairs done on this one. It would make it so easy on the artist
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>>681477193
Tell me more oh great Internet tattoo master :)
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>>681471819
How old are you, out of interest?
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>>681477226
Thank you for your valuable opinion :)
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>>681477323
kek
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>>681472709
Why would you get a 'tough guy' tattoo?
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>>681477457
why wouldnt you. thats what theyre for
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>>681477457
Why do you suck dicks with your asshole?
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>>681477084
Two different artists guy-friend.
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>>681475548
O Rly
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>>681477390
Only a 16yr old ask that question.

Guess who's getting banned :^)
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>>681477531
Don't talk to me like that I have a menacing lion on my arm, you wouldn't want to make me mad.
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>>681477457
i know right hes a fag
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>>681477696
And only a pre-teen would think a Halo tattoo was anything other than other-worldly faggotry.
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>>681477701
Or Stfu because nobody on 4chin cares what you think edgelord
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Rate me /b/ros
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>>681477649
oh mad its one of them wash off ones
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>>681477805
Coming from a nigger on an anime board.
Yep, you showed me!
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I can't wait till the tattoo fad passes so everyone regrets getting theirs while I have clear clean skin
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>>681477882
oh shit guys this ones a hard ass
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>>681477826
You apparently do with, I can sense your jimmies rustling from here.
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>>681477841
Nigger/orangutan
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>>681477841
>a tattoo of two niggers and a jew

Wow.
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>>681477841
Cool, is that one of those removable tat sleeves?
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>>681477948
You're not even trying are you newfriend?
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>>681477882
Is that the one of your dad?
Either way, I'm digging it.
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>>681477945
Actually it fits in with my religion and where im from dickhead
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>>681477841
>>681477951
oh fuck many keks
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>>681472773
thats awesome. symbolism?
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>>681477935
Right? Cuz tattooes haven't been around for thousands of years.

I'm assuming you don't read much either huh bby
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>>681478022
what middle earth?
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>>681477935
There are idiots born every minute producing a steady stream of teens that support the tattoo industry. They get fad tattoos at 16 then secretly regret them almost instantly.
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>>681478019
One of my dad? what? Thats me i got it when i was 16 :/ thanks
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>>681478095
Yea, for I suck off hipsters behind buildings at night
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>>681478010
I'm sorry, your tattoo is rad, I'm sure all the girls love it, and so will you when you are 35 years old and getting it removed because you are ashamed to wear a t-shirt in public.
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>>681478122
Nope, ireland and im catholic so its relevant
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>>681478150
WoW. So much insight. You must be Internet smart as fuck! Tell me more new moot
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>>681478181
There was another Anon in here whose dad had one, I asked for a picture but wasn't sure if that was it. Assumed because of topic and location that it was likely to be.
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>>681478228
man thats how i pay for my faggy tattoos too
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>>681470843
>>681472709
>>681472773
>>681473958
>>681473994
>>681475243
>>681477649

Why the FUCK are you retards getting tattoos when your bodies are emaciated? Those hundreds of dollars would have looked MUCH better on your bodies as a gym membership.
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>>681478291
Wow, and your sober enough to be using the internet? and why aren't you beating your wife?
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>>681478122
Don't dis the guy, I'm sure he's the first one to church every Sunday. Even though the bible says you shouldn't get tattoos.
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>>681478291
hahaha dose your dad beat your mom
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>>681478282
Why ya so rustled Jimmie? You sound like a real cuck cry bby :)

Have fun sucking nigger cock loser
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Tattoos are so trashy.
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>>681478371
>emaciated
I'm 6'2" and 300 pounds
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>>681478417
oh you'r right I'm sorry
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>>681476549
How much of edgey wannabe are you? Holy fucking shit.

Good cringe tho.
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>>681470291
lmao that has been the lamest place for any tattoo ever
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>>681478339
So edge, much wow!

First time trying to troll lil bby? It's ok. We can all tell
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>>681478295
Well, it's pretty much true. Teens who get shitty symbols with no meaning and college students who get ironic pop culture shit that is cool until they walk out of the shop, they keep the industry afloat.
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>>681476652
Going to age horribly and look like shit
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>>681478566
nah bro no troll i take it hard and fast
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>>681478556
Tell me more ink master :)
I value your opinion young lady
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>>681478371
>>681473958
This was a few years ago and while I haven't changed much, Why spend money on a gym membership when I can use the one 20ft from my bedroom?
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>>681478291
Do you go to church?
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>>681478371
Post your amazing physique arnorld
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>>681478664
Castratiom king
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>>681478535

You still spent your money incorrectly. Get a gym membership. NAO.
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>>681478729
is that a gook?
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>>681478608
Let's play spot the kid who has no idea what he's talking about....Ayyy. found you
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>>681478692
He's Catholic so most likely only christmas and easter.
But he's legit Irish not 3rd gen Irish American so.. maybe every Sunday?
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>>681478377
Just about. Cause she hasnt finished making the owl spuds for tae yet.
>>681478417
I'm there before its open
>>681478436
only with a crucifix
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>>681478371
In my experience spergs can be very picky about their diet making them skinny
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>>681470291
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>>681478022
Ha-ha it's still unoriginal you faggot
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>>681478607
Well pretty much come back to 4chin when you're 18 lil lady
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>>681478664

> and while I haven't changed much

This. This is why. Your body is shit and people don't respect you. Spend your money on, you know... *actually improving* your body, not stupid bullshit pictures.
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>>681478760
Shut ur fat neck Beard ass up nigger
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>>681478787
Yeah its a Vietnam tribute.
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>>681478870
Hit a nerve, did I?
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>>681478870
but he's right
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My tat.
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>>681478869
Do I give a fuck cuntbag ill launch a potato off your head
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>>681478820
>only with a crucifix
all i saw was only with siqaflex
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>>681478705

I don't need external validation. The amount of pussy I crush speaks for itself. I happen to be giving you advice to help you get laid. Women don't give a fuck about scrawny twerps with emo tats. You're welcome.
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I just want you all to know that I'm coverd in tattoos and also have a 100k+ job a year.

:)
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>>681478371

> Emaciated

..... I'm 6ft 80kg's.
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>>681478809
Lol last time I went to church was like 5 years ago
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>>681479014
>>681479024
You kids must be new here eh
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>>681478918

Virgin for life. Get this lasered off immediately.
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>>681478721
No.. my penis is intact as far as I'm aware..
>>681478927
Yeah I suppose you would be right...
Except for the people who look up to me as a community leader. Or the people who come hear me sermonize.
That's what i prefer spending my time on when I'm not making sure people can enjoy music by putting up and take down stages at Gillette stadium and the greater Boston area.
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>>681479067

> Women don't like tattoos

Spot the virgin.
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>>681479031
Twenty points to Slytherin.
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>>681479099
What union are you?
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>>681479067
The Jimmie rustle is strong in this young one.

Enjoy being cool on 4chan newfriend.
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>>681479129

I don't know which one is yours, but all that I quoted look like shit. You have no muscle mass. You're all bone and fat. Its time to hit the gym and become a man.
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>>681479236
Unions are for dumb niggers
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>>681479158
HA! close enough lol
I would say I'm not much of a church person but as a minister, it's a bit difficult not to be in some form.
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>>681473410
No one believes you
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>>681477009
Topkek best one
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>>681478095

For someone reason I always see fish when I trip acid. Best nights of the best year of my life involved tripping acid with my best friends. Nevar 4get.
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>>681479314
well said Shitlips
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>>681479236
Not the same person but as long as you can cover them its that of big deal

I know somebody who makes over 150k as an anesthesiologist who has tattoos all over
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>>681479314
I disagree. I get paid great, same as you, get home by 3:30 pm and have a pension. What do you do?
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>>681473048
ODST was boring af.
Halo 3 was best halo
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>>681479461
*not that big of a deal
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>>681479458
fag b8
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>>681479199

You're right. I'm a virgin, and I take it all back. Spend more of your money on tattoos and don't hit the gym. Women LOVE men who weigh less than them. Its evolutionary! Also, make sure you beg for reassurance and validity on a regular basis too.
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>>681479458
Holy fuck, are you gay?
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>>681479500
street hooker
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>>681479557
kek, good one
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>>681479286

I'm

>>681472773

And far from emaciated.

Not that it's really any of your business, nor am I insecure enough to believe you need to hit the gym to "become a man" I do actually have a gym membership, I went from 88kg fatty to 74 kg and then bulked back up to 80.

Amazingly enough I can afford tattoo's and a gym membership at the same time.
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>>681479332
>siqafex
Is that even a word..?
>>681479332
You americans have the wrong view of the irish. Nobody gives a fuck about church or potatoes. We drink the same amount as you do and wife beating?? You guys are way more popular for that shit.
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>>681479032
Potato? The Irish love those huh
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>>681479656
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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>>681479500
I only work 6 months outta the year. 21 days on 21 off. All my travel and such is paid for.
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>>681479607
Will I'm a Sailor
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>>681470291
heres mine
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>>681479568
To be honest I don't really know anymore
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>>681479790
holy shit
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>>681479594>>681479702
That's awesome I always wanted a career like that where I could travel. I didn't do well in school so I got into a trade and now I love it. I'm making more money then my parents and have no college loans working on getting a house in a few years
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>>681479664

You need to change up your routine and diet, then. Your delts are shit. Your pecs are shit. Your biceps are shit. Your triceps are shit. You have the physique of a fucking crossfitter. Stop wasting your time with whatever bullshit routine you're doing.

Start eating protein and do heavy compound lifts. I highly recommend the SL5x5 for beginners.
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>>681479672
Who the fuck said I'm a seppo, like seriously fuck that shit.
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>>681479687
Do you guys not? Chips, french fries etc looks to me like you like them a bit too much
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>>681479563

> Talks shit about bodies
> Doesn't post his

Yea, your words don't really mean anything.

.> Women LOVE men who weigh less than them.

Women also love tattoo's. Have literally been stopped on the streets by women asking where I got them and on several occasions women have literally ripped my clothes off me so they could see.

> Also, make sure you beg for reassurance and validity on a regular basis too.

> Said the man on a Burmese designer clothing forum trying to validate himself by insisting he crushes pussy and "is a real man" because of all his gains he's too afraid to show.

Kek
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>>681479697
Meh, my phone always rotates pictures 90 clockwise
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>>681479790

awesome
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>>681479872
I didn't go to collage either
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>>681479672
don't make me feel your ass hole with siqaflex
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>>681479790
impressive, how much have you paid for it?
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>>681479672
Hey I'm going off of 20 year old information from my dead naunee who grew up in Belfast.
I don't drink, and I only beat my wife/gf's with my dick. Although I do enjoy potatoes from time to time.
And you replied to the wrong guy the first one /b/rother.
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>>681479939
Then what do you do? Why are they paying you to travel?
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Did this shitty job myself
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>>681479950
treefiddy
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>>681479948
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>>681480033
Merchant Sailor. Because they like me duh
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>>681479889

> He read the sticky

Should I supplement that with GOMAD and .75lbs of protein per 2.2lb's of bodyweight?

Should of course point out pic is over a year old and was while I was on my way down from 88 to 74, the picture is taken literally 5 minutes after I got the tattoo done, the only picture I have of it.
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>>681480132
>paid with an arm for tattoos
what has the world come to
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>>681479917

It does not matter what I look like. I could be Phil Health himself, or I could be Stephen Hawking. There's still a CRUSHING amount of evidence that women don't like skinny twerps. This has nothing to do with tattoos.

A tattoo on your body is like putting a racing stripe on a rusted out 1992 Geo Metro.
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>>681479797
No u are gay as fuck fagget
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>>681480132
What a fucking ugly bitch
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>>681479790
How many hours?
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>>681480089
wanna fight fuck face
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>>681479432
Sly Cooper 2
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>>681480190
okay
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>>681480139
That's pretty cool. I'm doing demolition in NYC
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>>681474614
Blood for the blood god!
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>>681480132
can i fuck your arm hole?
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>>681480270
So you're Islamic?
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>>681479903
Go trump woohooooo lets make a fat greedy retarded white supremacist hitler our new government or wait maybe ill vote hillary cause killing half a million children is aiiiight.
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>>681480270
What? demolition of your asshole?
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>>681480208
90 hours
>>681479950
lots, somewhere between 3000 and 4000 GBP, and that was with lots of discount cuz i went to a bunch of conventions with the artist to win prizes
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>>681480179

I'm not skinny though. I agree that a skelly is unattractive but most of the people you quoted are of average build.

> It does not matter what I look like.

It does if you're going to call out people on what they look like.
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almost all tattoos look shit, and are conformist affectations to substitute for having a personality.
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>>681480398
no way
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>>681479399
Love it
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>>681480026
Belfast isnt ireland gtfo
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>>681479790
>>681479825
>>681479921
>>681479950
>>681480208
>>681480369
heres another pic showing more angles
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>>681480200
should have photoshopped an arm on.
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>>681480457
ulster is forever British no surrender
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>>681480336
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>>681480490
And a better head to boot.
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>>681480398
lost
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>>681480336
I'm irish
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>>681480398
Illuminati confirmed
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>>681480586
That makes me moister than an oyster.
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>>681480132
Get them eyebrows squared away and I'd throw ya the D/10
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>>681470291
At least it'll be easy to figure out WHY you killed yourself.
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>>681480623
I feel sorry for you. My condolences.
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>>681480382

> but most of the people you quoted are of average build.

Which means you'll get average results in the dating scene, which is shit. But hey, if you're OK with that...

> It does if you're going to call out people on what they look like.

Ok. I'll come clean. I am physicist Stephen Hawking. My body is fucked beyond all hope. Now what? Now women on planet Earth suddenly like scrawny twerps? Nope. Get your weak ass to the gym.

Or... you know... keep living in denial and arguing with me.
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>>681480623
you dirty cunt
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>>681480541
Fuck you cunt TAL32 up the raa
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>>681480716
Why? I don't talk with that accent I'm just irish American
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>>681479399
So jealous
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>>681480487
amazing
a little much for my taste but holy fuck did the artist do a good job
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>>681480824
Ha Ha even fucking worse dude, that makes you a drunk that beats his wife, and brain dead retard.
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>>681480490

Why did you ruin your body with bullshit tattoos? Its like someone plopped a Monet painting in front of a kindergartener with finger paint. Fucking ruined.
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>>681480457
Geographically, it is.
I guess I'll go get my dick sucked and cry over cultural differences now.
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>>681480716
REALLY? coming from an american? You feel sorry for us?! I hope ISIS beheads you and your family fat yank cunt
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>>681480824
you fat dirty cunt
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>>681480745

> Which means you'll get average results in the dating scene, which is shit. But hey, if you're OK with that...

> He genuinely thinks you can only get good looking girls with gains

Must suck having no personality bud.

> Ok. I'll come clean. I am physicist Stephen Hawking. My body is fucked beyond all hope. Now what? Now women on planet Earth suddenly like scrawny twerps? Nope. Get your weak ass to the gym.

That's missing the point entirely, you can call out people bodies for being "weak" or "unmanly" all you want.....if you look better.

Otherwise you're basically just roasting yourself. So post your body Jay Cutler.

> keep living in denial and

> Living in denial
> From the guy that's never seen a slim dude with a hot girl
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>>681480931
I hate a fucking american dipshit, America is a backwater hole, and if I came from there I would have killed myself in infancy.
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>>681480901
Wtf.. american calling a different country brain dead? you are the most hated country and laughed at country on the face of this earth. Your about to elect hitler and youre all fat fucks
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U mirin /b/rahs?
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>>681480931
Whoo man thats to far! You can't feel sorry for them
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>>681481102
Guess what dipshit, not american, never even stepped foot there, if I did I'd have to kill myself.
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ill have you know i come from a land down under
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>>681480901
I'm 20, I don't drink, I'm single, I'm in shape from my job and I'm making more then 100K a year I'm very happy
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>>681470291
that's pretty fucking cringe. It's just a website man.
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>>681481250
Can't you hear, can't you hear that thunder.
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>>681481104
disgusting
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>>681481217
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>>681470291
Just got it the other day
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>>681480752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s67jLAUyLU
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>>681481314
You keep telling yourself that mate, you must be in a drunken stupor.
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>>681481329
You better run, you better take cover
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>>681481031

> He genuinely thinks you can only get good looking girls with gains
> From the guy that's never seen a slim dude with a hot girl

Women settle for what they can get sometimes. It might work out well for you in the short term, but if she's actually attractive, she's going to get hit on by high-value men. You're going to look like shit when she compares them to you. Women are known to trade up wherever possible (though men do this too). Or maybe she will keep you around to be her provider while giving the real men her pussy.

> That's missing the point entirely, you can call out people bodies for being "weak" or "unmanly" all you want.....if you look better.

Well I don't look better. I am Stephen Hawking. But my points still stand: stop wasting your time with drawing cutsie pictures on your body and start becoming a man.
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Lol every american thinks there country is the shit and that their the most superior humans. I'm 100% irish and I'd rather be british than american. Your country is fucked and no one even cares. #VoteTrump the man who wants to build a fucking wall in between mexico and USA.. Prepare for world war 3. Actually no wait, it won't be world war cause no one gives a fuck. 80% would help mexico
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>>681478316
why, just why?
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>>681473994
Thats cool,but itd probably look better in the back
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>>681480884
yeah i'm really pleased with it, it took 2nd place best large colour in London and 1st place best large colour in Milan. didn't place in Paris because the filthy french only like traditional, but opinions are like assholes.

the artist is a scottish guy who does a lot of portraits, i wandered into his studio with no real clue as to just how good he actually is and said i wanted a colour leg sleeve with "tentacles and stuff" and pretty much left the design up to him. it evolved a little as we went along (original sketch was a lot darker with shipwrecks at the bottom) with brightly coloured fish, and by session 3 (of 14) he decided he wanted to enter it into a bunch of competitions, so he offered me discount if i would travel with him.

pictured is my favourite bit, the sharks up the top. not the most pleasant place to get tattooed, but better than the back of the knee
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>>681481448
why would I lie? I'm happy with what I'm doing I just hate getting up at 4 a.m. every morning and I honestly don't drink I've been babysitting my friends when they get drunk for years
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>>681481250
Ireland loves Austraila and NZ
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>>681478918
literary cuntface
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ITT: Faggots
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>>681481565
i know vote for trump!!!1
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>>681481543

> Well I don't look better.

All I was looking for, get your weak ass to the gym, stop wasting your time shitposting on 4chan, do you even want to get laid?

Now fuck off tiny.
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>>681481565
Americans are fucked, but then again you irish are all drunk, your fist sore for beating your misses?
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>>681478316
Hahahaha this is amazing
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>>681481336

You'll regret this shit-ass tattoo in a couple weeks.
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>>681481721
and ill love you back baby
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>>681481720
Because you're irish.
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>>681481702
that is kind of a gay thing to have covering your entire leg. like coloured tights
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>>681481841
it's been 2 years no regrats
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aweful
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>>681479790
Fuck that's amazing
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>>681481905
why? because its brightly coloured? i like it.
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>>681472709
That wolf LOOKS like a rat
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>>681481753

Yes, sir. Since you desperately need to put on muscle mass too, shall we be gym partners? I know quite a bit about muscle building (though it is purely academic since I am Stephen Hawking), so I can probably help you.... A LOT.

Start eating a ton of protein. You don't need a calorie surplus in your first 2-3 months since you'll have your beginner gains to max out first. After that, get on a +400/+500 bulk. You'll get huge in your first year and you'll start crushing pussy.
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>>681470291
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>>681481884
Ok? well I told you my story so if you don't believe it that's unfortunate
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>>681470291
Thinking about getting this
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>>681482165
Go and beat your wife, you are too drunk to internet
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>>681475209
No
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>>681482276
I'm going to have to get a new girlfriend before I make her my wife in the meantime enjoy judging people they're not believing that someone else could be happier than you take care
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>>681475243
Sick line work.
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>>681482267
jesus! what did he do to his feet???
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>>681482523
Are you that fucking drunk that you forgot about your wife? she must be disappointed that you aren't beating hear, that's neglect dude.
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>>681482276
Since when does wife beating tie in with the Irish?? Yanks are more known for doing fucked up shit like that more than anyone
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>>681482867
Yanks, Irish what's the difference, good thing I'm neither.
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>>681482602
He got them tattooed
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yesterday i found out I'm Irish. So i woke up this morning and i saw it fitting to buy buy a 6 pack of guinness. As i was driving home i stopped. Then out of no where my spidey sense started to tingling. So i raped a goat in a near by paddock. After i was done with the goat i got back into the car as i stared into the goats eyes for the last time i saw fear. At this point i headed on my way. when i got home i was reminded about the goat and the fear i saw. So i started to beat my wife until i smashed the bloodshot back into her eyes.
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Well, I'm off to bed you Irish scum, remember drink plenty, Beat your wives often, and farm your potatoes with gusto. Hopefully you're livers will be shot by the time you are 40.
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