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ITT: Describe a video game, poorly. Other anons, try to guess.
Big blue tank
>>681434632
Thomas the dank engine
>Kill old gang leader
>die
>faggot son
Goin on vacation to some quiet nice village
Fucking weather, my cruise got rekt
I must stay here for a while, what could go wrong
Fucking people dying in their sleep and fucking monsters everywhere this is hell
you do stuff in a place and try to get to the person and along the way you get stuff
>>681435279
Every videogame ever
You are a super emo with magic powers and fashion.
> Key
> Black Robes
> Long ass story
>>681435716
Kingdom hearts
>>681435716
Kingdom hearts
you go back home and the first thing you do is steal a bike
>>681435561
The world ends with you?
>>681435905
Yup.
>>681435279
mario
>>681435801
>>681435867
too easy it seems haha
You hunt monsters. Oh wait... that describes the game and its story perfectly...
>hats
>>681435877
Gta san adndreas?
Animal abuse.
>>681436252
Every steam game
>oh no ayyliens
>pew pew
>sir, u r the alien!!!11
>pew pew
>WE SAVED EARF!!!
>>681436081
Dark Souls
>>681436620
Halo?
Get gems
Get old
Get fuckin tokens or whatever
Kill pig man
Gg
> rats
> terrible game
>>681436745
Every mobile "game"?
>>681435058
red dead redemption
>>681436906
Bad rats
Too easy
>>681436420
The answer was pokemon btw
>>681436929
Nope. Its on a console
>>681437028
time to post a super fucking vague one i guess
>>681436727
Nope
Your in a cave and you shoot shit.
>Just a buncn of lads
>steal shit
>real good at stealing shit
>like fucking pro, get paid for stealing too.
>everythings cool beans because of masks.
>>681437452
*You're
>Get called to repair ship
>some colony that tears through planets for resources
>NoProblem.jpeg
>nobody's home
>scratch that
>all dead
>some wierd aliens onboard
>can't escape
wat do?
>>681437520
Sly Cooper?
>>681437520
Payday
>>681437520
payday?
>>681437530
call for Isaac
dead space
Youtube money and cancer.
>>681437867
FNAF?
>country screwed over by literal cucks
>huge civil war for decades
>this may or not have actually happened
>>681437951
Winrar! Also accepting minecraft.
Chance of precipitation
>>681437867
Eddsworld never had a game
GROUNDWALKER!
Pedo hotline.
> mmo
> 8 year olds
> Cancer
>fox
>eatin apples
>yellow man tryin to keel me
>>681438129
I have no words...
>>681437530
Derd Sperse
>>681438293
Runescape?
>rooty tooty point and shooty red gems and skulls
>>681438436
nope
>>681438348
Spyro?
>>681437715
>>681438401
winrar
>>681438348
Fox and Apple: the Mystery of the Chinese Pirate
>>681438293
Is roblox considered an MMO?
>>681438293
Clup Penguin
>>681438714
well i considered it one so Winrar!
>>681438778
also works
>>681438293
Club penguin. Totally didnt copy anyone else.
>Your fucking game has stopped working.
>>681436252
TF2
>>681438705
Kek
>>681436620
Mass Effect?
>>681438909
Every game by EA?
>>681438909
New Vegas
>>681438909
is internet explorer a game
>hunting for something
>skills and guns
>asshole antagonized
>All powerful flute
>Sailor Moon sex slave
>>681434527
Settlement
>inb4 shitpost gtfo
also quads
>>681439114
MGSV
>>681439026
No. This is from a specific game.
>>681439048
>>681439070
No.
>broken physics
>devs don't care
>players don't care
>really broken physics
>>681439114
My basement?
>>681434527
>crazy ass clown moving statues
>world is fucked
>>681439243
Tom Clancy
>>681439192
Where the hell did MGSV have Sailor Moon? I know it had a generic magical girl poster or whatever.
>kid w hammer
>sky ground
>traitor cunt
>rebuild everything
>>681439243
Gmod?
> bitch gets kidnapped
> blow your way to her
>>681438909
>>Your fucking game
XPlayer
>>681439286
ff6
>>681439076
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
>>681438348
Crash bandicoot was a great gane
>>681439464
Indeed
>>681439076
Mario Bros 3
>>681439340
No.
>>681439415
Nigga that isn't even a game.
>>681438210
Gears of war?
>>681439503
got it :)
>>681438062
risk of rain
>walking so fucking slow
>go down stairs
>walk slow
>more stairs
>>681439706
Diablo 1 ?
>>681439603
>Nigga that isn't even a game.
Then what the fuck am I thinking of
It'sthe sex game where all those hilarious gifs come from
>skeletons
>genderless kid
>death flower
>>681439622
why yes indeed. winrar!
>>681439918
I dunno. Monster Girl Quest?
>>681439878
Winrar
>rabbit
>dog
>fucking giant, square eyebrows
>you are the chosen hero
>along with everyone else
>11000 chosen heroes crash the server withe the weight of their destiny
>>681439243
Edit
>broken neck physics
>weird ass NPC names
>lick
>>681440305
dark souls 3
>>681440305
Destiny
>>681440336
Goat sim
>>681439243
Just Cause?
Any of em?
>>681440305
Pretty much any online rpg
>>681440384
>Goat sim
You got it
> survive
> loot
> gas
>>681440606
Mad max?
>kid that looks like Brock made babies with dora
>A greedy Jew runs away with all your cash.
>You had the choice not to give it to him, but you did it anyway, because you thought he would like you.
>I'm honestly not sure what you expected to happen.
>>681440405
Nope
>>681440662
undertale?
>"What can change the nature of a man?"
Two bros (with trust issues) complete increasingly difficult (and team building) challenges while someone delivers commentary about their stupidity and occasional mistrust in one another.
But for science, of course
>>681439940
>>681440662
Dudes, c'mon. There are like ten of these in every thread, we all know what Undertale is.
>>681440758
Yes
>>681440804
Portal 2
Way too fucking easy
>>681440773
PS: Torment?
>>681440672
Not the game. But reminds me of lyle from animal crossing and his insurance racket.
>>681440804
pertal 2
>>681440647
nope
>>681440905
Good shit.
how about an uncommon game?
> baseball
>mask dude
>ghosts
I'm a fucking Slav in NYC, at least it looks somewhat like NYC.
>>681440988
sauce?
>>681441055
gta4 nig
>Guy makes a bunch of smaller guys obey him
>We could build a spaceship.
>>681441079
It's in the fucking filename dude.
Stop fucking music or else
>Chromeo
>Space
>Hate whiney Swedish hunky asshole
>Cheerleader can't do that shit either
>Trillions of dollars
>Fucking Aliens
>>681441149
pikmin
>>681441149
Pikdikmikmin
>guns
>future
>online
>same shit every year
>93% of the cast is black
>At least the finishing moves are pretty cool.
>>681441197
>>681441197
saints row 4?
>>681441303
Call of Duty
Don't know how they keep going
>>681441347
Tekken?
>>681441242
>>681441262
Indeed.
>>681441347
shaq fu
>The good dialogue choices make people like you
>But the bad dialogue choices let you tear people limb from limb
>>681441035
any guesses?
>>681441459
Nope.
>>681441517
Nope.
>>681441370
Nopee
>>681441560
Sound kinda familiar but I can't remember
you live in a stereotypical medieval world with goblins and dragons and undead. this game also has a messed up economy where things made of colored paper are worth more than diamonds.
>What the fuck does this lever do i have been stuck here for 3 hours
>>681441035
Fucking OFF
>>681440606
gas as in the jews btw
>Drug problem
>Kidnapped daughter
>Sacrifice lives and limbs to save her
>>681441689
OFF :^)
>>681441697
Skyrim?
>>681441725
Skyrim?
>>681441035
OFF
>>681441869
nope!
>>681441560
tf2
>>681441697
is it runescape
>>681441797
LISA
water minecraft with scary squirrels
>Infection spreading everywhere
>Daughter dies
>Smuggling for weapons
>opiates
>flashbacks
>south america
>blonde bitch gets kidnapped
>shaved head
>>681441982
yes, kinda i meant runescape oldschool but sure u got it right.
>>681441548
Until Dawn?
>>681442193
Last of us
>>681436171
Lol monster hunter
>Invite your friends
>Invite your enemies
>Invite your frenemies?
>>681442280
Yup
>>681436745
Zelda?
>>681442039
yup
>>681434527
>Take over business
>Attract people
>Trap them forever
>>681442271
Nope
>>681442387
Rollercoaster Tycoon? Any of em'?
Punch niggers and kidnap them using baloon
>>681442387
Roller Coaster Tycoon
>>681434527
>Investigate place
>Kick ass
>Ambushed when leaving
>Get stuff stolen
>Kick ass
>>681442510
Phantom Pain
>>681434527
>Dad hates Mom
>Always alone
>Travel
>Travel
>Travel
>Key
>Lost head
>Crazy teeth
>Meet dude on boat
>Find out dude is a robot
>Tell dude he's a robot
>>681434527
>Surf
>Die
>Surf
>Die
>>681441725
>reads book get sucked
> eat oranges all day
> scared of ghosts
>>681434527
shoot the bad guys
>>681442699
Counterstrike
>>681434527
>Wife is hurt
>Can't make noise
>Don't trust anyone
Underwater
Creepy ass drug addicts
Creepy ass girls
1930s
>>681442719
Myst
>>681442721
Easy pacman
>>681442761
Hamtaro Ham-Ham Challenge.
>>681434527
>Can't fit in
>Called for duty
>Travel
>Kick ass
>Save everyone
>Brother lost in mansion
>Spooky ghost everywhere
>>681434527
>Traveling
>Now alone
>Go down hole
>Sp00ky
>Travel
>Travel
>Play music
>Kick ass
>Save everyone
>be an author
>bad dreams
>go batshit crazy
>there's a flashlight.
>>681442945
Final Fantasy VI
>>681434527
You chase a cactus around the world.
>>681442839
Bioshock
>>681434527
>Wife is ded
>Fuck nigga i'll find her
>you killed her
>fug
>>681442945
Lugi mansin
>>681443090
Nope
>>681443114
silentu hillu>>681443120
>Third person shooter
>Crash to desktop
>Weapons
>Crash to desktop
>Destroyed New York
>Crash to Desktop
>>681441347
>human pogo stick
>Christian Nutsack smash
>>681434527
>Different people
>Options
>No way out
>>681443120
Yeah
>Friends of your dad kill your dad.
>Hunt them down and kill them.
>EVERY DAMN TIME YOU GET SPRAYED DOWN BY THE ASSAULT RIFLE ASSHOLE.
>Tiger
>Down under
>Lizards
>Villain rhymes with ass
>>681440218
Sam and Max
> BOOM
> watch significant other be erased
>you and a couple buddies fly planes
>gotta revenge dad
>>681442766
try again
>>681443248
how the fuck did i manage that....
>>681443309
Pearl Harbor?
>>681443061
Alan Wake?
>>681443309
9/11 simulator?
>>681443287
That game where the dog has different boomerangs.
>>681443291
ayyyy
>Be athletic cars
>no actual point to story
>sarcastic narrator
>character is a mute
>no action
>constant seemingly aimless wandering
>abandoned factory type place
>>681435561
FFXV?
>>681442516
>>681442478
Got eem
>Cat
>Vacuum
>Pigs
>Captured princess
>Time crystals
>>681441197
Still unsolved...
>>681443542
Either of the Portal games. Too easy.
>Zombies
>More zombies
>Day and Night cycle
>Mutated zombies
>Collecting Herbs and shit
>Antagonist with severed hand
>>681443061
Alan Wake
>>681443483
Puxar's cars Cars the videgame
>>681443671
Dying Light <3
>Vacation time
>Falsely accused of extreme vandalism
>Have to do community service
>Find culprit in the process
>>681443671
Resident Evil?
>>681443542
Stanley parable
>>681435561
Obviously devil may cry. And I never even played it.
>>681442197
MGS PW or MGSV?
>>681443681
Yah bro
>>681443542
Stanley Parable
>>681436171
God Eater.
>>681436171
Witcher
>>681443646
Nah there's a point to that story, in both your trying to escape from a crazy maniac that trying to kill you and also not trying to kill you
>>681443465
Ty the tasmanian tiger
>>681443750
Super Mario Sunshine
>child abuse victim
>cries wayyy too much
>>681443735
Winrar
>>681443863
There we go.
>>681443769
Yes
>Jerry Seinfeld
>Bee
>>681443818
Yep
>get conscripted into bureaucracy
>fam is cold most of the time
>you get a gun later on
>pink cards
>>681443976
Bee Movie?
>>681435260
Original Farcry?
>>681443613
Dick kickem
