its time for another one of these threads
>sorry for posting this
>>681421578
I onced asked a nigger how he was sad.
>nigger why are you so sad?
>nigger replied; because I always have a black cloud over my head.
Sorry for fucking your mom
Sorry about the stolen game
I got one
>>Be 12yo me
>>Kinda like sweetest girl in class that everyone likes
>>Found a cane the day before in a trash bin
>>Whip the girl during class because I'm a fucking idiot
>>Entire class hates me for half a year
>>mfw
sorry for shooting your dog
>>681423202
Forgot to add that I'm sorry.
>>681423264
Story?
Sorry about the jizz towel in the attic
I'm sorry that I told someone to kill themselves.
Not sorry I said it, sorry it didn't happen
>>681423852
Sorry, not sorry
>>681423800
I need to hear the story
Sorry I treated you like shit at times.
Not sorry that we aren't together anymore though.
Sorry for eating that left over fried chicken that you were saving.
>>681421578
Sorry for fucking my ex's best friend even after we broke off the 3 way relationship.
>>681424408
>about 15 at the time
>my bedroom is the attic
>wipe my dick with a towel everytime
>used the same towel for four years
>went to college
>mum cleans out room
>I'm a bad son
>>681422380
Sorry for not being this edgy cunt
>>681426124
sorry for not being a round hairy pimplely cunt,
>>681427681
Sorry for not calling this cunt a cunt
Sorry to my parents for flunking every class I've taken so far in college, and for having to withdraw this semester.
Sorry to my parents for making them spend $40k in tuition for a semester that got me absolutely nowhere.
Sorry to my parents for never telling them how fucking depressed I am and making them think I just don't want to be good in school.
Sorry to my parents for being a lazy fuck who still doesn't have any idea what I want to do in life.
Sorry to my parents for having basically no work ethic when it comes to things that will actually benefit me in life.
Sorry to my parents for not having very many friends and barely ever going out to socialize.
Sorry to my parents for being a downer and ruining their good times.
I'm so fucking sorry.
>>681427739
Cheer up anon at, least you're among fellow losers
I apologize for tattooing mudflap girls on your ass, and ruining you for any man to ever see you doggy style again. The green one looks super fucked up, and it's definitely not my best work. You had a tight pussy, and I'm sorry I won't get to fuck it again, but at least now your with the angels in heaven. RIP momma.
>>681421578
Fucked a tranny bare back in Taiwan when I have a gf at home.
>>681427739
why be sorry? you can change all of this. you can still change the future
Sorry for being the guy that a girl keeps cheating on her boyfriend with
Not really though
Sorry at my 16yo skinny gf that i always respected your wish not to fuck your sweet anus. i shouldve taken the chances i had because i know it wd've been torture for you but you wdve never been confident enough to make me stop. ill never regret sticking my fingers in when fucking you or you were asleep even if you told me sometimes afterwards you woke up from me abusing your body, i dont fucking care i loved wanking with two fingers and my tounge in your anus moving slowly then cumming while sticking just the tip inside your vag.
I am sorry to the three girls I have nabbed panties from
Not sorry that I nabbed the panties exactly but I am sorry that I took something that didn't belong to me
sorry for taking naked pictures of you and putting them on the internet
sorry for lying to you about it for like 2 years
sorry for forgetting to take a shower before having dinner at your parents house the first time meeting them.
sorry for getting drunk on your birthday at your parents house and sorry for telling them about the thing we did behind the movie theater with a few of your friends and sorry for telling them you smoked weed all through high school and college.
sorry for dropping out of college
sorry for keeping the condom I used for the first time we had sex, you think its creepy but I just love you that much.
sorry for it not working out and you and your parents wanted me to move out of their house.
sorry for making you support me for the last 3 years cause I didn't have a job.
and last but not least, sorry for making you(us) move back in with your parents cause we couldn't get our own place cause I didn't have enough money to pay for rent.
sorry that I'm not sorry about shaving your cat that one night when I got drunk and having your parents freak out about that. that shit was funny and you know it.
>>681427739
Be an hero for a day anon. You'll feel much better.
>>681428744
Don't worry anon, if you finally drive her over the edge one day there will be millions of other hotties trying to get with your horrific, unemployed ace.
Had a sexual relationship with my half sister....
>>681427739
You're like a young me. >>681428088 is wrong though. Accept your failure. Life will be easier.
xDDDD ur all such fucking dumb dummy faggots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD dum peaces of shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stole a gram of weed from my roommate. Im that guy now, fiend.
>>681421578
sorry for stealing your wife
Sorry for not staying in touch mom.
>>681429482
Jesus dude, that is fucked up.
>>681421578
I derail threads, usually by turning them into sniper thr
>>681428311
what the fuck
>>681429664
GGET DOWN, SNIP
Sorry for cumming on a lollipop and giving it to a 7 year old.
>>681429909
why? just added flavor
>>681429972
sorry I don't like niggers
I'm sorry I couldn't help Bernie Sanders win those other four states today.
>>681421578
Sorry gabe. Should've told you it was piss.
>>681429579
Tell me about it. These past 5 years have been so autonomous I cant even feel the emotion of losing my mom. I swear man. No amount of hardwork I put into this life will give me lost time back. Its just some auto-pilot tesla model s type shit.
Sorry for all the little animals I've tortured
Sorry for not trying to murder that ginger autist that everybody hated
>>681430213
coppercab?
>>681429750
I SEE HIM OVER TH-
Sorry for pissing in your sink a couple dozen times.
>>681421578
sorry for being born
sorry for ignoring people who just want to be nice to me
>>681430286
We called him firecrotch, the fag always thought that people wanted him around, and thought someone was always listening, so he talked to himself alot. He tried joking about what we said about him, but it was only funny when he fell down and tried laughing at himself
Pic related, it's him
Called him Johnny Test as well, got super pissy when he heard it
>>681421578
I'm sorry for cheating on my wife literally over a hundred time by sucking off other men in public parks and at the bathhouse
And when I say I'm sorry, I really mean I'm not sorry and actually loved every time that I cheated on her.
>>681428744
Throw that condom away bro
>>681429078
Who doesn't?
(sarcasm obviously)
sorry for entering your house and stealing your ps3 while you were gone
>>681430894
Damn. From an outside perspective thats kinda sad, but at the same time that kid probably sucks so I'll take your word for it.
Mom, I'm sorry I took your weed without your permission. I feel real bad about it.
Weed helps my anxiety and I was desperate to silence my brain. Please don't think I'm a fuck up.
>>681431299
He looks like he deserves sympathy, but once you see him, you understand that there's a reason everyone tries to avoid him
Sorry for throwing up on your dick.
Sorry for cheating on you.
I had my chances and I took them for granted.
So I guess I'm sorry for not being there when I should have been.
I'm sorry there's so much cancer on b/
Im sorry for chasing you with a mini drone while we were tripping on lsd, it wont happen next time (probably)
Dad, sorry for being a emotionless bastard who wants you to die.
>>681431564
Get out, no one wants to forgive you
>>681431452
Fuck you.
>>681428311
R u ok?
>>681421578
sorry for shit posting on a thread because i was in a funny mood and i wanted to watch some fags rage
>>681430475
HES BY THE WIND-
>>681421578
I'm sorry I said I loved you, I thought I meant it, I thought I knew what love was. But how could I have known, our parents didn't want us, my grandparents tried but in the end my soul was already too tarnished to polish back into shape. The truth is I don't know how to love, and for lying to you I'm sorry. I'm glad he makes you happy, and I hope when you look at what I became you see past the success and see the shell I am, I hope your heart still feels that little twinge of sympathy it did on the day we met, and I hope you forget it as soon as he wraps you in his arms. I served my purpose in teaching you what love wasn't, now live your life knowing what it is.
>>681431759
But I enjoy that.
Sorry for molesting you when you were 11
>>681432222
quads have forgiven you
I'm sorry I'm such a disappointment, Mom and Dad.
I'm sorry to my teenage stepdaughter for tying her up and spanking her.
Sorry for saving a small bit of my urine in a test tube then pouring it in your coffee when you looked away.
>>681432184
Sorry for loving you regardless of the hell you've put me through. I'm sorry you feel guilty for not having the same feelings. I could say I just want you to be happy, but that's not true. I want to be your happiness. I'm sorry that that's not going to happen.
Jazzy, I'm sorry for always sniffing your dirty panties from the hamper.
But I love the smell and I ain't stopping anytime soon
I'm sorry for cuming on my step sister's face when she was sleeping in her bed. There was just something about covering her face with my cum that appealed to me.
I made a thread about this earlier but, I'm sorry for fucking an eleven yo girl in her school uniform. It was all consensual and shit, but her dad found out we had been fucking and threatened to kill me, I've been paranoid ever since.
Dear girls from past; I'm sorry when I was emotionally numb and looking for som validation that I made you believe we were romantically involved rather than just the fuck buddies I saw us as.
Dear Dad; I'm sorry that I'm strong enough now that I don't want anything to do with you, but I still want to see my brother grow up.
Mum; I'm sorry for all the calls from debt collectors and visits from police while I pretend I still live at home.
Girlfriend; I'm sorry that I'm not as understanding of your illnesses as I should be. I'm sorry that Ive become numb to a lo of things I shouldn't be.
Future me; I'm sorry that I fucked up. That I've left you some shitty situations, that I've walked away from so many of your friends, left you running from debt and the law.
4chan; I'm sorry for my depressing post
>>681433068
Sure
Sorry for watching my brother wipe you and your gf's cotton candy all over his balls, taint and asscrack after working in the yard all day. Then, watching you savor every bite out of that back and ask you how it tastes.....
>>681433068
Damn, 11 yo is too young dude, I want to kill you too.
I donated the full $2700 to bernie from my student loans
Feels bad man :^(
>>681427739
This all your fault faggot maybe you should have taken college seriously
>>681421578
>be me
>7th grade
>failing art
>hate art because I suck at it so I don't turn in the homework and do poorly on tests, etc.
>ended up with an F on my report card
>mom is furious
>me and dad laugh because my middle school report card says F-Art
>LIKE FART!!! GET IT?!?!? HAHAHAHA
>fast forward a year
>failing art again in 8th grade
>same reason for failing as last year
>hanging out with teacher at her desk
>she leaves room for a really long time
>get on to her gradebook and change my many zeros into 100's
>get away with it
>mfw
Sorry to be alive.
Sorry for cumming on you while you slept.
Sorry for the lack of emotional involvement.
Sorry for not opening up more.
Sorry for bot expressing my feelings.
Sorry that you have to guess whats going on in my .
Sorry for worrying you
>>681432400
she didn't start struggling until after I pulled up her skirt but it was worth it to see her ass in that thong
I'm sorry I took your virginity and denied it to everyone because of our age difference.
I'm sorry I dumped you too take someone's virginity.
I'm sorry I touched you in my sleep. The first time you were in my old bedroom and I really get turned around in my own house. The second time I was awake and I was checking to see if our curiosity was mutual. I'm sorry it was not. I still love you more than your sister.
Sorry about the all the MLP mum
>>681433068
I'm also sorry for beating the hell out of my great grandmother when she went senile months before her death
>>681433186
>>681433281
it was all consensual, she was just way developed for her age, her body was pretty much like the one of this picture... still sorry for enjoying it so much
>>681433551
lel
Sorry for taking you for granted. I'll always remember you.
Im sorry
>>681421578
I ran over a cat an hour ago.
Its nighttime- I saw two cats dart quickly across the road, I swerved but it was too late. I turned around hoping I hadn't killed the cat but it was on the ground dead- I picked it up and put in on the side of the road, prayed for it and drove away.
I feel terrible
>>681433583
well, maybe I'm too conservative but I think girls should sex just after 14. Besides, how the hell did you get consensual sex with a 11 yo? It's just too weird to think about it.
>>681433822
Rani?
sorry for stabbing you I needed that money more than your dumb ass anyway
I'm sorry for talking too little, and I am sorry for talking too much.
>>681433901
lel
I'm sorry for suddenly ignoring you when you thought I loved you.
>>681431744
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
Sorry for having a threeway with your gf and her friend
>>681433828
killing animals in any form makes me feel awful too, I completely hated it when we had a rat problem and I had to take them out :/
>>681433831
it would need a short greentext to tell that story, but it was all consensual. She's like 21 now and sometimes still sends me pictures and whatnot, I wonder if she will still be cool with me when she's like 30 or something.
I'm sorry you have to put up with me being so dependent on you. You are my everything and you deserve so much better than me. I hope one day I'll be able to take care of you instead
I apologize for 9/11
>>681428976
this
>>681434098
You sound like an ass
>>681434383
Sure, greentext it, I'm bored anyway.
>>681434383
>>681434551
mkay, I'll try to keep it short, here we go:
>be young 18yo me, guitarist in a rock band
>bassist (let's call him Felix) leads me to a highschool party
>Felix's girlfriend is there and there's a lot of HS cuties too, a few douchebags and the relatives of the girl hosting the party
>being the shithole country this is(Not USA), there's booze
>realize this girl (Jessica) has been miring me since I went in, 9/10 for me
>start exchanging gazes while also noticing that all the douchebags one by one approach her, talk a few words and then walk away
>don't mind that very much and go talk to her
>she's pretty chill and likes the same music I like and play
>cont...
This shit's actually therapeutic as fuck
>>681435393
continuing:
>we hit it off and we start making out in a corner
>Felix highfives me for the successful hit on the girl
>receive thumbs ups from neighboring douchebags
>it's been a few minutes of making out and heavy petting when I feel someone poking me shoulder
>it's an aunt of the girl from the party
>"stop kissing that little girl, she's only 11"
>wat
>never asked her age as I supposed she was a highschooler like the rest, but she was a younger cousin from the girl of the party
>realize all those guys that were hitting on her asked her age first, as is protocol
>I'm an idiot
>she gets dragged out of the room and I proceed to keep getting drunk
>a fight breaks out between the dbags
>cont
>>681435393
>name Jessica
>Booze in HS party
>shithole outside USA
Are you Brazilian dude?
>>681436027
He's Canadian
Also, I just recalled that one time I set a bush on fire and I'm pretty sure I burned down the tent of a homeless guy, I'm sorry about that too.
>>681436027
nope, you went waaaay south
>>681435980
cont:
>shit's going down, Felix and I prepare our exit before fight grows worse
>Jessica takes advantage of the confusion of the fight and slips me her mobile number, gives me a kiss and gropes my crotch quite lewdly
>we leave, some other shenanigans happened that night but they are irrelevant
>a few days pass, we visit that highschool again and Jessica's cousin tells me that Jessica has been asking about me
>act like I didn't know what she was talking about
>decide fuck it and call her
>cont...
>>681422350
what part of this was meant to actually be an apology?
>>681421578
I'm sorry, Prince. You lived about 10 miles away from me and you did have a gift and were really successful but I didn't like your music.
>>681428976
You don't suicide for a day.
>>681432049
NO, THEY GOT AN
>>681437336
WHY DID EVERYTHING HAVE TO END LIKE TH
>>681436805
cont:
>meet her a week later by her home
>she's fucking wearing her school uniform, back pack and all that jazz
>feel like the worst pedo ever
>we make out in the park
>old ladies pass by and the more they judge, the friskier Jessica gets
>she tells me to take her home
>nobody is home
>shitisgoingdownson.jpg
>we're making out and I ask her if she is sure she wants to do it with me
>she nods while she takes my hand to her crotch and I notice she is wet as all fuck
>tells me she even shaved
>you can imagine the rest but yeah, I threw the used condom out the window
>we kept that going for a while until one day her father came home early
>I hid in the fucking closet
>my manager called me while in hiding and gave away my presence
>father busts in, looks confused and while I pick up all my shit and clothes he starts yelling and throwing stuff at me
>hear death threats while running like fuck
>later that night I received a call from her number but it was her father reiterating all the threats
>be afraid forever
I'm sorry for being a cunt and kicking your ass in middle school which was over ten years ago. Alvin was a bad friend and he is the first person I will kill if I ever decide to kill anyone.
>i'm sorry i stole rent money to go buy a gameshark for my playstation with grandma when i was a kid mom
>jessica im sorry i didnt break up with you sooner you tumblrette bitch (i miss you like every 5th or 6th day)
>To the random guy who pointed me back to my hotel during the Athens political riots im sorry i was the reason you stopped rioting and didnt notice the tear gas in time
>to briana im sorry i tried to grab your left nipple between my index and middle finger during that group hug on the boat i was just pubescent and horny
>To my niece, im sorry the age gap between us is only 5 years and theres a lot of sexual tension between us because of the weird shit we did
>To my dad. Man. I said a lot of awful shit to you. I realize you're just a kid who grew up raising a fuckin kid now that im that age. If i could take it back i would
>To isaac, sorry i stole your gameboy as a kid and never talked to you again after mine broke.
>To Ruben, sorry i stole your moms underwear and you never found out
>To Ruben's mom, sorry i jacked off in your underwear and you (hopefully) never found out.
>To corey, im sorry i drunk texted you a picture of my dick that one night, i understand why you kicked me out of the club man but i thought that shit was funny at the time
thats about it
Sorry Grace
>>681437702
Actually is a nice story, but damn, I can't accept the fact that a 11 yo would be crawling so much for your dick, you must be a real pretty man(#nohomo obviously).
>>681437702
we only ever hooked up a couple times after that, once when she was 15 and another one a few days before she turned 18
>>681438478
I pretty much look like Ville Valo, but not so white or pretty. I think that was the reason why, since she likes that HIM band a lot.
>>681437940
for what???
>>681439638
Is this pic related Mexicanon?
>>681440124
Yep, but you're way north
Sorry for making out with your last two girlfriends. It's nothing personal dude, it's coincidence if anything
>>681430894
anyone who wears sweat pants in public doesnt deserve friends
Sorry I cheated on you with three different people and don't feel bad about it. I'm sure if/when you find out, I'll feel it.
maybe that's why I do it. I hardly ever feel remorse for anything, but I know it'll hurt if you find out.
>>681440301
Damn, 4 sure that it's in Central America, but there are so many countrys.
Another shot: Panama
Sorry for kidnapping your own dog and feeding it to you for dinner.
Sorry for calling you while fucking your sister and saying "I'm running"
Sorry for selling your used underwear to guys on Craigslist
Sorry for drugging you and using you like a toy
Sorry for fucking your daughter while you where sleeping next to us
Sorry for never paying rent and making you pay my World Of Warcraft Subscription
Sorry for wasting your money on stupid shit
Sorry for spending a few years of my life cuckolding your at the time boyfriend by suckin ya tits
Soz mom
>>681440983
I was just kidding, it is in mexico indeed bro
>>681440983
I was just a bit scared you knew her in rl
>>681441113
so you fucked our aunt and your sister?
>>681441210
Don't worry, even if I knew her I respect the internet unwritten rules(I'm talking about that one who says "what happens on internet stays on internet")
Sorry for being a bad noodle
>>681441641
oh, that's good to know bud
I'm sorry I didn't get to spend your last Christmas with you, Mom.
Sorry for being born
>>681421578
I'm sorry for wasting myself dad
>>681427738
sorry for not being a self contradicting cunt
>>681442476
Did you kill yourself?
>>681427739
Go to community college you can go for free, also get a job anywhere trust me it makes you get your life together, it all comes with a little work.
>>681437702
how did you know she was really shaved?
>>681421578
Sorry for not paying attention to the road. I will always love you.
sorry for strangling you until you passed out than walking out of my room like nothing happened because i was blacked out and didnt remember a fucking thing.
Sorry Mrs. Jackson for making you lose your job
>>681435393
>>681435980
>>681436805
>>681437702
shit's pretty fucking sweet, I wouldn't be sorry for that
>>681443821
wut
Sorry for not being able to see you for the last time, and I'm especially sorry for not saying anything to help you when you needed it most.
>>681443620
Ouch
>>681444143
Damn, what happened?
Sorry that I trusted you
>>681443482
well shit, now that I think about it... I don't know, I just trusted her that she shaved, but maybe she just couldn't grow hair there yet... I distinctly remember that she was missing some baby teeth though, that really made me realize the age she really was
>>681444133
well, I am sorry soooo... :I
Sorry for not loving you back P, you look so beautiful now
>>681445094
Shouldn't you be apologizing to yourself?
>>681441941
>>681443620
>>681444143
/b/s been through some shit
>>681445212
Anon, stop, you're switching on my curiosity about young girls, too bad that I made 18 1 month ago.
I'm sorry that I told her friend that you tried to kill yourself. I was in a rough place and I couldn't sit on how that made me feel about my best friend. I didn't know her autistic bitch friend would tell her and fuck up your relationship from the beginning. I can never apologize for violating your trust like that in a real way and even though we don't talk anymore I still wake up some nights so fucking angry at myself that things had to be this way. I'm shit.
>>681444840
My brother OD'd a couple days after I blew him off because I wanted to meet some chick. I always felt like I could have done or said something to help him, but instead of helping him I went with some girl who forgot about me 2 weeks later.
Sorry bro
>>681428069
Was it good?
Hey, mom. And grandma. I'm sorry for leaving the church you love so much, and breaking your heart. I'm sorry for the pain I've caused.
Bailey, I'm sorry I wasn't good enough for you. The one thing you asked of me is the only thing I couldn't do.
Dad. I'm sorry for not being the son you wanted. I'm not athletic. I didn't serve a Mormon mission. I'm sorry you're disappointed.
Self: I'm sorry I let you down again and again, day after day. I don't ask too much of me, but I constantly fall short.
Sorry to my best friend for sleeping with your Thai wife 50+ times and getting her pregnant. I know you think it's your but it's not. I wish I could tell you this as your daughter starts to look more and more like me.
>>681445593
well, what can I tell you? I really did enjoy the whole thing, she had braces, really soft lips, she smelt wonderful, her skirt made her legs and butt look amazing, all her skin was flwaless, smooth and her shapes were all perky and bouncy.
Being in a band I've done my fair share of girls but she was the best by far. Compared to her they all seem so saggy, hard, fake, used...
>>681446487
Damn, I live at 100 meters from a school, you corrupted me anon. From now on you are guilty for whatever happens.
>>681446946
it's just the way it was meant to be
>>681446487
The only part of the story I find hard to believe is the dad catching you. If you got caught naked in an 11 year olds room her dad would fucking murder you. And if he didn't he would call the police, he had your phone number after all.
2/10 bullshit story try harder faggot
>>681437851
>To corey, im sorry i drunk texted you a picture of my dick that one night, i understand why you kicked me out of the club man but i thought that shit was funny at the time
Corey sounds like a faggot, he doesn't deserve an apology
I'm sorry for getting really into space jam when I was 6 and trying to imitate daffy duck's scene when he says "it's gut check (shack?) time" which I accomplished by crouching and then running full force towards you, a tiny Mexican girl, and then plowing right through you, causing you to loose several teeth and bleed everywhere. I've hated violence ever since.
>>681447391
we weren't naked, we were already done fucking and were just chilling as usual on her room. Why he did not involve the police was killing me on the inside since I thought I was done for for a good while... either I was going to jail or I was going to get killed by him, but neither happened
I'm sorry I'm going to kill myself soon.
>>681421578
I'm sorry I stopped talking to my 2 best friends (10+ years) for no real reason. I just was drinking myself to death and wanted to be left alone. I hate that I did it, and now I can't bring myself to reach out cause I know I wouldn't want anything to do with me if the roles were flipped. They still snapchat and text occasionally.
I'm sorry guys. It was nothing you did. I fucked up.
>>681447880
don't do it
come here
*hugs you*
everything is going to be okay
>>681447852
>"picked up all my shit and clothes"
>we weren't naked
So you had the clothes on that you weren't wearing
I'm sorry for making her the grave in the arizona desert
I'm sorry for not realizing I hurt your feelings for some whore that hurt mine.
I'm sorry that I didn't notice you likes me and put it off.
I'm sorry that my life is so shit.
>>681447594
That's because he is a faggot.
Sorry for sharing your nude photos to your family, the fucker you cheated on me, all your friends, your mother friends, your anothet ex, sorry but you deserved it
>>681448236
Share them here anon
>>681448312
Supported.
I apologize for nothing. I am in a painful peace.
I'm sorry for raping you, it's not like you remembered anyways.
>>681448103
my flannel shirt, my jacket and my satchel bag that I used to take to college. Jeez
I'm sorry I cheated on you.
I'm sorry I peed in your bathtub.
I'm sorry I stole your weed.
I'm sorry I tried to hurt myself.
I'm sorry for not being there when your mom died.
I'm sorry for existing
Sorry I chose drugs over you, but at least they make me feel good
>>681421578
I broke the dam
I'm sorry
Sorry for cheating on you
Jk he has a bigger dick than you
>>681448743
I broke the dam
>>681421578
Aka Canada general thread
>>681421578
>sorry for breaking your dildo mom
happened years and years ago but i'm still sorry
>>681421578
im sorry i took your virginity, and told you you took mine too, it was wrong of me and i was young. doesnt make it any better. that was a special thing that we shared but i was never apart of it.
>>681448798
what a fucking piece of shit you are
>>681448894
How tf do you break a dildo.
Is your ass that tight?
>>681448876
no, really, I broke the dam
I was born
I'm sorry for ever pushing any of you away, i will continue to remain single for the time being until i feel like i could honestly commit to the next.
>>681449211
it's time to stop
>>681449043
while using it and i guess it is, it was a plastic dildo and the tip broke off and got stuck inside me. panic level over 9000 but i got it out.
I'm sorry for giving in to the pain of my suicide attempt seven years ago.
>>681421578
Behaved outrageously autisticly that one time.
Kinda sorry for letting my neighbor die.
>>681427739
Good luck mate, hope u get ur shit together
I chatted up a girl on tinder for quarter of a summer while I had a job in a different state. When I went back to the state I realized I didn't find her attractive beyond nudes she sent me. I went on one date and never responded to her again. Then I got horny a few months later and messaged her about how I got back into an abusive relationship and I wanted her help getting back to normal. I did the same thing. One date, and another blowjob, and then nothing.
Sorry for accidentally killing your dog and throwing its body in a lake then telling you it ran away.
more confessions like these guys
>>681437851
>>681437702
>>681436805
>>681435980
>>681435393
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>>681446487
Sorry about 9/11
>>681427739
I feel you, anon
I pushed some guy out of my way and he got hit by a car
>>681421578
I'm sorry I stole your wife from you because you don't ever give her sex at all. Not even once. If I'd take a gander, I'd probably say that you're only using her because her parents are rich. But yeah, besides that, even though I know I'm a beta fag at best when it comes to 4chan's criteria, I'm sorry for being more alpha than you.
>>681421578
this
Sorry I proposed and worked my ass off to allow you to spend your time doing whatever you wanted, only to be told I was 'holding you back' as you left me
it's been almost a year, when do I stop spending every moment in agony?
Sorry for OD'ing on cocaine and causing all the trouble and getting you and dad to get divorced and sorry for causing you to quit your job so you could recover from stress while I was in rehab
I'm sorry for trying to move too fast after we decided to start again.
I'm sorry you had to put up with me while we grew up together.
I'm sorry I was too stupid to let you go.
I'm especially sorry I couldn't be there for you when your dad died,
I know you made choices you regret while grieving but I would give anything to go back and just be there for you.
I'm sorry that there's nothing I can say to you to express how I feel.
I'm sorry there's no way it can work out.
I'm sorry Paula. I never meant to hurt you. I fantasized too much on what you would be, and I never saw that coming. That problem, it was on both of us... but it was unecessary that I've said those things and done those things. I regret so, so much, I hurt for so long, I got depressed by the fact that I purposedly hurt the one I loved, a pure fucking love, in my whole life. i wish I could say sorry to you, your mother your sister. I can't admitthat you were right about those things, But I didn't have the right to hurt you in any ways like I did with my words
>be me
>2013 depression post relationship
>first time in life
>probable first real love, really intense, really special
>can't define in words
>how to deal with depression? meet /b/
>newfag since sept/2013
> /b/ saved me from killing myself
>I love you guys
>I really do, no kidding
>haven't skipped a day here since I first entered
> feels thread
>>681452010
I've had a similar experience. It never stops man, I think about her every day and about what I could've done differently.
I'm sorry.
>>681452228
>forgot my feels image...
>>681452298
only thing I could've done would have been to dump her before I fell for her in the first place. Learned from several 'friends' after the fact that she used to hit on them. Glad nobody ever told me
suicide pact, anon?
Sorry for lying to you and sorry for always thinking with my dick rather than my head.
>>681421578
>>681452104
I feel you bro.
Sorry, mom, for being such a disappointment.
>>681452536
I'm down man. It's been 6 years and I feel as though there's less and less light in my life.
>>681452708
pretty much just want to beat Dark Souls III and I'm ready to end it. kinda figured traveling would do something, maybe fucking other girls would fill the void, nope x2.
unfortunately, I'm on Nameless King and then the final fight, so the end is nigh
I apologize for posting in this thread
>>681452228
>haven't skipped a day here since I first entered
>/b/ saved me from killing myself
Glad a few people still feel this way, ive been here for 10 years i genuinely wish i never found this place and someone would shoot me but /b/ is a different place now doesn't have nearly the psychological effect like it used to.
Sorry for hurting the best woman I ever met because I've got mommy issues, trust issues, self esteem issues and now stuck with a lying, cheating little girl who gave me an STD and then preggo as I was about to dump her. karma is real anons
>>681452010
Went through a similar situation. Stop living your life for her. Go buy a tent and go to the middle of nowhere and camp out, go to a museum, go to a baseball game and start a fight, go buy a bunch of fireworks. Seriously, once you learn to enjoy your life things get pretty fucking good.
>>681423450
He's a member of the ATF
Kate, I'm sorry you were going through a hard time and decided to break up with me. I should have been there for you when I wasn't, but you pushed me away. I'm so fucking sorry
>>681421578
Sorry for hacking your runescape account to buy a dlong with your shit
I'm sorry that I made you feel as empty as I am
>>681452945
Travelling helped when I had the money to, but I'm a slave to my job. I almost hooked up with a few people but I couldn't pull through because for whatever reason I still have the glinting hope that I'll still get my happy ending with her. feelsbadman.jpg
After breaking up with my last girlfriend, her new boyfriend threatened to fight me a lot. I decided started to talk to her a lot more as just friends while she had a bf. I ended up fucking her on the reg behind his back and when he found out and confronted me i winked and told him he couldnt fuck me up as bad as i fucked his life. ruined a relationship he lost his home (lived in her apartment) and made him an emotional cripple for a while. i got a black eye out of it. I feel sorry for doing it to her cause she was authentically a sweet very nice girl and i did that to her cause im a manipulative fuck
sorry you cheated and left me, sorry your family disowned you and your life went to shit. I tried to help you but its your won fucking fault.
>>681452945
If you're who I think you are, then we should talk.
>>681453483
>she was authentically a sweet very nice girl
right, that's why she was cheating on him with you.
I'm sorry for fucking my own daughter after years of having abandoned her and her mom
>>681453705
that sounds hot
>>681421578
Person 1
>Sorry i indirectly killed your dad
Person 2
>Sorry i stole your nudes (not really)
Person 3
>Sorry for wrongfully blaming my dissatisfaction with life on you
>>681453664
like i said, im an asshole. always did everything to lead the conversation to "the good old times"
but hey you're right on that lol
To my best friend:
Im sorry for taking advantage of your vulnerability. I really didnt know what to say to you when you professed your love for me that night, I remember shaking, I was really scared. I remember calling you a few nights later
"Josh, I think were more important to each other as friends, Ive known you for so long. If anything were to happen, it would be while Im on drugs"
Thus followed a drug binge, MDMA xanax and gabapetin, not to mention alcohol, and low and behold I had sex with my best friend. I remember leaving right after the bang sesh to go wash my hands, and when I came back he was crying because I hadnt given him a hug. My best bro, friends for 5 years, I wonder how long he had actually liked me for
Disgusted with how I minipulated my friend, I shut down on him emotionally, and for a second I thought my entire friend group was going to fall apart
luckily my friend and I were able to have retribution and continue our platonic bromance
I guess im sorry that I played with your feelings, I just wish I had known earlier, you keep whats bothering you inside
anyway yeah, im not proofreading this because im trashed right now
>>681453128
tried that. when she first left I spiraled, picked myself back up and actually was doing better, making money and 'enjoying life.' only I never really smiled or laughed anymore. eventually I ended up homeless, stayed that way for a few months, now I'm just kind of wasting away.
hard to enjoy life when you can't go a single moment without thinking of how bad it hurts, and I'm saying that as someone with chronic depression before she left. at least back then I could laugh and shit.
rambling who cares. i should start doing drugs again, sobriety only makes this all worse
>>681453834
She was in a relationship she knew what she was doing, its really not your fault I did the same thing with an ex a few years ago.
>>681453008
Why would you wish that? and why is it a different place now? I'm curious about the previous psychological effect
>I'm the guy from the post
So, I feel very frustrated in my life for having found out about led zeppelin only when I was 27 (31 now) AS I AM about having found /b/ only in 2013.. it's like if I had found WOW in 2015 or something (glad I'm in since vanilla and I've lived some good stuff there)
>>681453638
who do you think I am anon
I highly doubt it, nobody knows me. I'm a ghost
>>681453987
Damn man, I went through about a year of the self loathing/drug abuse. Its fucking hard man, It will all work out for you though just try to keep your head up.
Sorry that i'm no good at helping. Sorry that i'm not smart. Sorry that I can't change your life like I want to. I fucking love so many but I can't do anything for any. I'm sorry.
>>681454274
it was cooler during the drug abuse. i've been sober for like 6 months, not even weed, and this has been the hardest. at least weed forces me to laugh, and coke motivated me to get shit done. now I'm just a cold, angry person who barely speaks.
seriously, I've not said one word aloud today
>>681454061
Is that by choice? I guarantee there's someone out there that knows you as more than that.
>>681454591
Sometimes it's easier to keep it all in, huh?
>>681421578
sorry that I wasn't a good enough friend
sorry we didn't meet sooner
maybe if I did, I could have saved you from
your selfdestruction...
sorry I couldn't save you from yourself Sebastian
Your memory will go on with me, and
I will forever tell the story
I'm sorry I couldn't figure it out in time...
>>681454740
I guarantee you're wrong. the only person who knows me as more decided to leave me and move to another state entirely to get away.
no, it isn't by choice. I'm a depressing person to be around, even when I'm trying to be fun or whatever.
>>681454845
not really. there's nobody to tell it all to, and the few that have asked generally don't actually give a shit. standard 'ahh just start enjoying life bruh' platitudes followed by circling back to talking about their shit. I've stopped attempting to become the focal point for even a moment
I'm gonna play some rocket league since I'm godly at it and people tend to compliment me on there, which is about the only form of communication/nice things said about me I experience these days.
the only takeaway from my life has been that happiness is fleeting.
cheers.
I'm sorry for being a disappointment and not being like my siblings and sorry for being a miserable asshole who only calls when I need money or if I'm into trouble. I'm so sorry mom
>>681455034
>> meet fellow car enthusiast who loves his car(s)
>> meet up with him at his spot that he does his own repair work
>> team up with 6 times to work on vehicles
>> disaster every time (run out of time or weather gets bad)
>> he works 85 hours a week
>> one day stops working on cars alltogether
>> starts inquiring on my thoughts of the meaning of life and what it is to live, die, and love
>> couple months go bye
>> stop calling
>> quits job we both used to have w/out explanation
>> To be continued...
I'm sorry for not being the man you wanted, Breanna.
I'm sorry for being such a bad child mother.
I'm sorry for not trying in life mother.
I'm sorry for giving up at only 19.
I'm sorry to myself for not being better than I am.
I'm sorry I'm not the best I can be.
>>681455034
>>681455446
>> find out he actually quit all 3 jobs he had
>> try to contact him to find out what he's been up to
>> told he's been "busy"
>> March starts and I'm by him to take care of his first vehicle he purchased
>> started to really understand what was happening
>> he brings over title to car, doesn't want to talk doesn't want money for it, doesn't listen
>> call his mom, find out true intentions
>> corner him at his house
To be continued.
>>681455703
>>681455446
>>681455034
>> He takes shower
>> he tries to claim that he left his clothes and asks me to move to the corner
>> He bolts out the door
>> I chase him
>> run after him all the way to (1 of) his car(s)
>> as he starts engine jump on trunk so he can't back up without hurting me.
>> get threatened to be stabbed and beaten with a baseball bat
>> TBC...
Dude, I'll return your DVD's when I figure out where you moved to. I think I remember your name too.
>>681455900
>>681455703
>>681455446
>>681455034
>> finally spills guts after a ton of inquiring
>> finds society to be disgusting with our technology how it's overly used
>> (he uses it too (fucking hypocrite))
>> complains about how fake everyone in the world is
>> and here I am trying to save him.
>> after many more threats eventually asks me to nicely get off his vehicle
>> do this
>> unsure and uneasy the whole night and the next day hadn't slept more than 3 hours in 3 days
>> finally crack before Calculus...
>> see counselor
>>TBC...
>>681455260
>the only person who knows me as more decided to leave me and move to another state entirely to get away
Has anyone ever been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
>>681456145
>>681455703
>>681455446
>>681455034
>> police get involved due to counselor informing police
>> police demand information
>> gives information...
>> tell them he's a nice guy and that he wouldn't hurt anyone
>> they treat him like he's a criminal
>> they take his gun away that specifically bought for what he was planning
>> he gets taken to a rehab institution
>> begs his mother that he be let out
>> mom lets him out, I was there to pick him up
>> gives me the dirtiest look
>> doesn't talk to me the whole ride home
>> tried to explain self
>> denied...
>> give title to vehicle back as I didn't want a car that was going to belong to a dead man
>> weeks go by.
TBC
Sorry I quit teaching. It's been a decade and I just needed a break for a while.
>>681456260
What the fuck?
That's not even english as far as I'm familiar with it.
>>681456665
kek
>>681456411
>>681456145
>>681455900
>>681455703
>>681455446
>>681455034
>> he contacts me telling me that he's going to be going to california to find himself
>> I'm in california
>> (wasn't told when he was going)
>> call him mom when I get back
>> he's gone to find self
>> call him
>> he ignores my calls all 5 of them
>> he gets denied by his own blood and told he is worthless and should just kill himself
>> get contacted by him 4 days later
>> told that he need me to take of his car, that the title was already signed and ready for me to take
>> was given a storage unit number and combination
>> told to take care of things for him
>> says he's staying in california permanently
>> (calling me from arizona area code)
>> says he's made friends
>> question his lies and tone as it is a facade
>> he denies and says he really is fine
>> Thanks me for always being a good friend
>> except for cop thing
>> wished me well that I take care of Sari (the car)
>>681456821
nobody cares
>>681456821
>>681456411
>>681456145
>>681455900
>>681455703
>>681455446
>>681455034
>> Didn't think about calling the police to have the number traced
>> didn't call his mom
>> didn't know what to do
>> panic
>> do nothing
>> get a phone call at 12AM
>> car was driven through a brick building
>> while on fire
>> driver shot himself in the face
>> it was him
>> guilty ever since
>> have his prized car
>> forever living with burden of a friend I could have saved.
I'm sorry for lying to you
>>681421578
Had a sneaky fap at work. I'm Sorry.
>>681456665
You almost got quadruple delectable detestable devil-digit dopple bopples.
>>681456666
>>681456667
>Sorry for leaving you for drugs
>Sorry for coming home high went you needed me
>Sorry for only being concerned about me
>Sorry for letting myself become your biggest support
>Sorry for letting you down
>Thank you
>Thank you for encouraging me to become better
>Thank you for letting me love you
>Thank you for not giving up on us
>Thank you for being the person I never deserved
>Thank you for taking me back
I was supposed to have a twin. I killed him before I was even born. I am the reason he never existed.
>>681434427
Its ok
Sorry for spreading aids around
Sorry for befriending some chicks husband so I could fuck her more often without him getting suspicious.
I actually like hanging out with him now but his wife hates me now so I can't. Not to mention the guilt I feel when I'm with him.
>>681457745
I'm sorry for bullying a fat Egyptian kid for 2 years.
>sorry for molesting you while you sleep
Sorry for everyone i bullied in school
Sorry for cheating on you and leaving you twice for no apparent reason
Sorry for treating you like shit when I was in puberty, mom
Sorry for making out with your mom
>sorry for stealing your saved passwords from google chrome
>sorry for getting into your facebook
>sorry for saving all of your nudes
I'm sorry for murdering your cat
>>681421578
Sorry for killing you but they wont ever find the body.
>>681458156
Holy shit I did the same thing.
I was only like 10 years old though.
>>681453638
if the only correspondence you allowed me was e-mail, then I suppose you should e-mail me if you want to talk. then again, I'm probably not who you think I am.
>>681454061
that's not me.
Sorry for getting myself obese
Sorry for being a disappointment mom and dad. Sorry for not being understandable in our relationship. Sorry for not having work ethic. Sorry for being born. Sorry for everything...
>>681458646
I was around that age as well. Maybe a little older tho.
Sorry for stealing your wedding night lingerie, dressing in it and masturbating in your bed.
You were just the hottest milf I knew.
I'm sorry for the one time I hit my wife. :c
>>681427739
atleast youre not a nigger
>>681429233
im sorry for your excistence
