Sit on this chair and poorly describe games, see if others can guess. I'll start:
>want to scream but I lack a mouth
>cortana please let me win so I can die
>don't wanna be in hell no more
>even though I don't technically physically exist anymore
It's way easier than it looks
>>681406926
Halo.
>Jason.
>>681407197
splatter house
>two aliens
>many jars
>more aliens
>>681407197
Heavy rain
>>681407197
Heavy Precipitation
>burn
>burn to the ground
>>681407197
How could it be Halo!?
>league of legends, now with guns
>look at a character
>see orange tights
>turn around
>datasswasfat.jpeg
>>681406926
>*drums*
>*drums*
>*maracas*
>>681408081
second hint
>"WOLOLOLWOWLWOWLO"
>>681407758
Overwatch
So youre a robot that is fighting the other robot faction. You can get alot of guns and upgrade them. Vehicles and even a robot dog. You are yellow
>>681408136
Shit i have this game but cant remember the nae.. Like Old Medieval Times with castles n shit? AOE 2 Hd editon?
>>681406926
>weird deformed guy
>treasure get
>robots
>super robtots
>wake up
>meet lesbo and snarky brit
>inception
>dad dies
>mom goes full on Helen Keller
>it's a me, mario
>series goes downhill after this
>wow this game is awesome, so many people to play with
>wow, the community here is great
>wait, where is the content going?
>why is everybody leaving?
>why am I still playing this anymore?
Last hint
>rehash of previous expansion: Demons 2 Electric Boogaloo
>>681409990
Destiny
>>681409141
Haze?
>>681409507
Assassin's Creed 2, Ezio Auditore di Firenze
the whole series fucking sucks
>>681409990
WoW
Crash on a planet. The miner won't do dumb labor, and the janitor is scared of fire. Guess we'll build this colony and fight off raiders until we are eventually overwhelmed and all die.
you move the thing into the other things and it gets bigger and you have to be careful
>>681408081
Patapon?
>numbers everywhere
>exploding is bad
>I got some sick as fuck shades
>>681411472
Katamari damacy?
>>681412184
no
you go around and around as well but you cant touch anything except the specific things you have to touch
>>681406926
>get betrayed
>sent out into wasteland
>girls have 10/10 bodys
>green haired ones that hottest
>save the world
>>681411015
Never said it was good, just said it got worse
>>681412943
i just had to make sure everyone knew how i felt about it
it sucks
>>681413099
Yea well no one asked for your opinion fag, this is a poorly describe video games thread not an autist convention.
>>681413348
well if you want to get all buttmad about a game that you apparently don't think is that great then that's your prerogative
AC sucks bruh sorry
I have no mouth and I must scream
>be mailman
>shot in head
>try to find bastard who shot me
>get stuck in poison casino
>meet mexican tribals in zion
>get lobotomized
>stop 2nd apocalypse
>>681406926
>enemies are either niggers or firemen
>last boss has the chance to escape but decides to stay and fight you for no reason
>beanie is love, beanie is life
>>681413641
fnv
>>681409506
rayman?
>>681413543
Dude your opinion is somthing called subjective... Now I'm sorry for using big words but just so you know.. That means it cannot be proven wrong or right, it can only be supported by the objective, are there any objective reasons you dislike the game? Well I didn't see you post Any. Maybe your just a troll but I am honestly picking up a huge lack of intellect on your side, honestly I think your a nigger, cause you used "bruh".
>Donald trump was elected 2 years ago
>you are sent into the city to kill the black people
Hint: 2016 release
>>681414032
>using big words
>your a nigger
got me bud
if i knew insulting your favorite game would make you write a book I would've spared myself the reeeeeee
>>681413724
Plants vs Zombies
>>681414298
Honestly i liked the series up until revelations (black flag as well) it's by far not my favorite. I just want a better argument than "it sucks bruuuuuuuuuuh" also I knew you were a nigger.
>kill an eye
>kill a worm
>kill a skeleton
>kill a wall
>kill all of that shit again
>kill a flower
>kill a stone
>kill space
>kill the moon
>you win
Should be easy.
>>681414203
Fnaf 2
>>681413611
Finally, after all these months, someone got it
my dad owns a company of robots that are supposed to replace humans
>>681414392
not even close bby
>>681414621
Terraria
>>681414692
Yep.
>two bitches get murdered in front of you
>kill some gangsters
>darkness
>emo qt3.14 gf got killed or something
>kill some faggot wants to be dark too
>you mom dies
>kill faggot
>emo gf is now enemy
>No new game to finish story
>>681414621
Undertale
>>681414203
The Division
>your mom is an asshole
>cry about it
>win
>>681414808
Darkness II
>>681414873
binding of isaac
>>681414613
>i knew you were a nigger
Gotta get it where you can get it, eh?
>i want a better argument
>no one asked for your opinion fag
you must function well in normal conversations
>>681414870
Winrar
Jak 3
>>681414873
The Binder of Isaac
>>681414899
Correct and checked
>>681414993
>>681414953
Indeed fellows.
>crash you car in the woods
>talk to your imaginary friend
>find body parts at the park
>read your coffee
>>681409507
Ass Creed
>>681414621
Terraria
>2 furry's fight to the death
>High Tec lasers and equipment
>sometimes other characters show up to fight
>steal shit
>get shot
>do other nigger things
>floppy discs
>>681406926
I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream. You're right, that was easy
>>681415155
Deadly Premonition?
What do you think, Zach?
>like to hurt people
>kill Russians
>rich kid knows karate
>school bully is in detention
>gf sneaks him out of detention
>karate kid chases bully throughout the school
>karate kid ends up fighting a few other bullies along the way
>end of game, main bully is juicing but karate kid still kicks his ass
>>681412545
Snake brah
>>681408136
Age of Empires?
>>681415280
F... K, in the coffee.
>>681414961
Ok so from what I'm picking up you are indeed a nigger. Also, it's true that no one really asked for your opinion, but in the case of you spewing it continuously, I asked for a argument to hold it up. My guess is you've never really played the games at all, your probably the type of person that's opening a new browser right now and typing "why assassins creed sucks" just to find a couple flaws. If you've played more than half a game I'd be impressed. You also seem to hate somthing that a lot of people once liked for no reasons
>i'm still in a dream
>>681408136
I miss the music for AOE 2's main screen.
BUM BUM, BUM BUM BUH-BUM-BUM-BUUUUUUUM
>>681411071
Planetbase
>>681415348
Hotline Miami
I can't sit on that chair
I don't know where that chair was when the picture was taken, but it's almost certainly not there anymore
>>681415234
Yep, you just have to be culturized
>>681406926
For I have no Mouth and I Must Scream.
>steal jewelry
>steal money
>steal cocaine
>make meth
>kill cops
>burn money
>steal paintings
>2 faggots from movies are here
>so is some chicken man
>>681415506
>never played the game
>immediately recognize ezio's backstory
>anyone who talks different is a nigger
You've proven yourself so capable of understanding simple concepts, of course I'll regale you with my personal experience in a video game.
>You are at work
>Follow instructions.
>....Or don't.
>>681415749
Payday II
>>681415564
Correct
>>681415749
Payday?
>>681406926
I have no mouth and i must scream
>>681415849
>>681415853
Ding ding ding
>Shoot bullets
>no you shoot at bullets
>do it again
>>681415805
Stanley Parable
>>681413724
Division?
>>681415852
Fantastic soundtrack, along with Hotline Miami 2.
>not a spy anymore dude
>please please please do it
>okay if you insist
>daughter gets killed by employer
>not really dead lol xddd
>Asian girl
>hardcore Parkour
>>681415366
Kung-Fu
>>681416024
Mirror's Edge
>>681415199
San Andreas
>>681416024
Mirror's edgy
>Mute
>Scientist that does jack shit
>Push cart
>Explosions
>Nigger you already knew what it was
>>681415965
Correct sir!
>>681416024
Edgy Mirror
>>681415774
>implying regonizing a extremely well know characters backstory is proof you played the game
>still won't come up with any actual examples of things he didn't like in the game series
>charming, cute on the surface
>dark subtext
>coming of age story.
>nanomachines
>>681416190
RULES OF NATURE
metal gear rising revengance
>>681416092
Yep.
>>681416175
Well at least I'm a nigger, right?
>>681406926
Is Dante the lead character?
>>681416190
Deus Ex
>let asian girl die or black man die at the end
>let asian girl die because p-90
>>681416175
Would you be just a dear and quit nigging him on?
>Have an eating disorder
>Hallucinations chase me
>comfort food makes the >hallucinations go away
>>681406926
I Have No Dick and I Must Fuck
>Your cousin enjoys regularly participating in a particular activity with you
>>681416335
Close.
>>681416432
Negatory.
>>681416535
gta 4
>>681416535
Gta4
>>681416454
To be fair, as he pointed out I'm the nigger.
>you end the world
>pretty sure you get raped at one point by a trap, too.
>voted best game of all time by /v/ at one point, aparently.
>>681416674
>>681416691
Eyyyyyyy
I'll make this easy for you
>AAGROOOOOOOOOOOOO
You won't guess this underground masterpiece
-pizza guy
-local rapist escapes from jail
-gotta recover pages all over the world
-last level is on space
>a kid
>a squid
>both kid and squid
>>681416782
Army of two?
>>681416853
Splat 'squid yiff' toon
>>681416817
Paperboy
>>681416853
Splataroon
>>681416535
>>681416730
Yes, but while you sir are a nigger, he is the one partaking in the act of nigging.
>>681416853
Splatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatat
>>681416447
Bf4
>>681416782
Shadow of the colossus
>climb shit
>sneak around
>steal shit
>kinda the bad guy
>furries
>attempt assassination on your bff
>fails and bff goes into hiding
>young man steals your shit
>Mexicans steal your shit
>bff seeks revenge
>steal some shit with bff and a fine gentleman
>kill some billionaire (if you aren't a nigger)
Fin
>Exploding sheep.
>Furry James Bond
>>681416782
Shadow of the Colossus
;-; agro don't die
>>681416376
>>681416454
I don't know who's who. Your now focusing on a minor part of my original argument that I didn't base it around. Me calling you nigger because of the use of "bruh" I have a negative connotation with that word, and associate it when blacks. Now can you please pay attention to the bulk of my argument, that being, give me actual reasons you dislike the game other than the uneducated "it sucks bruh"
>shoot up and airport
>>681412545
SNEK
>>681417079
Forgot something for this
>your family is pretty much the same way
>>681416504
Don't Starve?
>>681417079
Sly cooper
>>681417160
Gex
>>681417153
Any Worms game, though I'd prefer Worms ARMAGEDDON
>>681417256
Nope.
>>681416175
>>681415774
WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP ALREADY
>>681417188
cod mw2
>Be descendant of convicts
>Need moar blue minerals
>Shit aliens
>Shit more aliens
>Its a 3-way race clusterfuck of a war
>>681417244
Nope.
>>681417138
Gtav
>>681417188
Columbine 2: electric boogaloo
>>681417282
Armageddon was the best IMHO.
>>681417160
sly cooper again
>>681416504
Pacman
>>681416921
nope
>>681417079
>>681417171
You both got it right, +1 internetz to you
>>681417395
Nope.
>>681417282
Correct! Armageddon is the best game in the franchise.
>>681417373
World Party was also awesome
>>681417153
Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando or the reboot
>>681406926
I have no mouth and must scream
>>681417461
Correct!
>>681417177
your parents fucked up raising you
>negative connotation with that word
>so i make generalizations with it
even if I was a nigger I wouldn't be insulted by a spastic like you
>gets buttmad at someone's opinion
>starts insulting them
>backpedals
>begs for someone's explanation of why a game sucks
>AFTER saying that opinions are subjective
>continues to insult people, asking for "objective opinions about games sucking"
fucking wew you're a special kind of retarded
>ugly graphics
>leader of some guys
>houses
>>681417506
Oh yeah, for sure. But Armageddon was best aged don
>stupid bitch won't give cake unless you pick her up from her ex-boyfriend's house
>won't tell you which castle is actually his
>generic ancient evil antagonist
>muh crystals
>fuck nightmare difficulty
Ride on paper airplane
>Play as white trash.
>1 week
>Gary coleman
>>681411071
Rimworld!
>U wake up
>A bunch of religious fanatics are fucking shit up
>Escape
>Crash in old ruins
>Tinkerbell almost makes you eliminate the whole galaxy
>Nigger yells at you a whole bunch
>be a god
>some how have a daughter
>daughter gets stolen
>kill other gods
>find daughter
>pay for ending
>kill creator of everything
>>681417767
postal 2
>>681417704
Daisy's Destruction simulator 2k16?
>>681407758
how is overwatch like league of legends AT ALL
>Slav immigration simulator 2013!
>>681417827
Azura's Mash
>Rip and tear guts
>Huge guts
>>681409141
metal arms
>>681417884
correct!
>me and my fam get bullied at school
>load them guns
>bleach was too expensive
Hint: not a videogame
>Aliens
>Special powers
>Grinding
>>681417959
Papers ples, kon boi.
>visit this crazy old fucker in a wheelchair
>he killed your old man
>kill some people
>kill Osama bin laden (or do you?)
>>681417796
Halo
> reverse Taken
>>681418039
correct
>>681418035
Super Columbine Massacre RPG
>>681413724
Division, bruh
Never enough beanie
>foot ball coach, nigger lady, redneck, and fancy man kill zombies
>>681417907
Close
>be me, badass marshal
>meet qt3.14 redhead
>oh shit she's left for ded
>tfw no gf
>White Phosporous
>Do you feel like a hero yet?
>>681418165
Left 5 Dead
>>681418074
Yup
>>681418133
Indeed
>>681418292
Homefront
>>681412710
Jak and daxter
>look around corners
>throw knives
>Flying tank simulator 2001!
>>681417353
Correct
>>681418439
Gta sa or 3 I forget which
>Game starts, and you're a detective man
>Crazy niggas in the spooky house
>Dude gets shot and shit gets real
>Find some creepy weirdo shit
>Get molested by aliens
>Spend next 5 years in insane asylum
>Can't remember shit
>Rest of the game you're trying to figure out what happened to you all those years, at the same time, crazy niggas want you dead, and a god plays with your head.
>running packages across the rooftops
>megacorps don't like it
>do running martial arts on rooftops
>>681418439
Vice city
>executing order 66
>find boy
>train boy
>boy almost kills you
>clone him anyway
>>681417796
Cant wake up
>>681418358
hell no, dude those are HUGE fucking hints, get it right
>>681418593
Memers Edge?
>>681418586
The Suffering?
>fall down a hole
>kill everything or don't kill everything
>fight a goat
>fight a skeleton
>fight a fish
>fight a sexy robot
>fight another goat
>>681418685
Nope. Try again.
>>681418593
Mormons Age: Capitalist
>>681418662
bing-bong
>>681418133
That game was too easy
>>681418571
GTA 3, Got it!
>>681406926
>let me guess someone stole your sweetroll?
>You've got this ball
>This little ball
>Collect shit with this ball
>Reignite it all
>>681418650
No
>>681418586
Evil within
>>681418630
The Force Unleashed?
>>681417160
Conker's Bad Fur Day?
>>681418743
Below Story
>destroy the fucking world by rolling everything into a ball
>Delelelewhoooop
>>681418810
Me sitting on the toilet trying to strike a match off my testicle
>>681417982
Doom!
>>681418743
Undertale
>>681418783
Skrim
>>681418810
Katamari
>>681418392
Hitman
>build medieval machines with modern-day physics
>breaks anyway
>>681418934
Nope.
>>681418941
Kalamari Delicacy
>>681418863
Nope.
>>681418868
Yup
>>681419015
And the berserker box goes to....
>Tony hawk but with roller blades and Cel shading.
>>681418266
Hint:
>turns out she got abducted by aliens
>eventually rescue her in the sequel
>>681418292
Spec ops the line
>>681419147
Jet Set Radio
>LET MOM SLEEP
>teleport everywhere for science
>robot physically and mentally abuses you for science
>you never get cake
>>681419147
Jet Set RadiOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>681419202
Ding ding ding.
>>681418845
You missed the joke
>>681419040
The seige
>Everyone in village dies
>Get taken by magic man
>Train in guild
>Become hero or villian
>>681419147
Jet Set Radio.
>>681419038
Guess again.
No guns in this game.
>It's a me, Mario!
>>681419248
Portal
>>681419224
>>681419261
Got it!
>on indian reservation
>idgaf about indians
>indian family gets sucked up my aliens
>fight aliens with indian spirit magic
>>681419248
portal
>>681418586
This one is still unsolved, anyone else want to take a crack at it?
>>681419248
Porthole
>>681419248
Super Battletank: War in the Gulf
>>681419374
Sanic the Hegdehog
>>681415957
Enter the Gungeon
>>681419374
Definitely Dark Souls.
>a yoga instructor, an eletric mouse, a robot boy, and a blue hedgehog fight for no reason.
>>681419147
JET SET RADIOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>681419440
Condemned?
>>681419398
Prey
>fight yourself, but different colors
>hats
>Yes, I'm cooking for my son and his wife
>It's his 30th birthday
>SHUT UP AND LET ME EAT
>TOO BAD NO BON APPETTIT
>SHUT UP AND LET ME EAT
>YOU KNOW MY LOVE IS SWEET
>"Wait, I Know You!"
>>681419584
smash bros
>>681419584
Ssb4
>>681406926
>Faggot goes swimming then stops terrorists
>>681419677
Tf2
>>681407758
You mean tf2 but w/o hats?
>>681419313
Fable?
>>681419584
Smash
>have a whip
>hearts are currency
>"WHAT A HORRIBLE NIGHT TO HAVE A CURSE"
>>681419693
Skairum
>>681419398
Beyond two souls
>>681419677
Seam Fortess II
>>681419593
Nope.
>>681419677
Tf2
>>681419754
yep
>>681419677
Overseas
>wipe out world with anti-matter weapons
>everyone lives in midgard
>pray to Aesir to stop sentient machines
>diablo loot
>>681419608
correct-o
>>681406926
Windows 10?
>>681419765
Cuckslevakia 2: Simon Says
>wipe out world with anti-matter weapons
>everyone lives in midgard
>pray to Aesir to stop sentient machines
>diablo loot
>>681419608
correct-o
>>681419802
super wrong
>>681419765
Castlevania, Symphony of the night
>>681419765
Simon's Quest.
>>681419313
III Reich
>>681419374
Is it metroid?
>>681419775
Yep.
>kill some fucking heretics
>>681418392
This one is still unsolved.
>>681419144
ME?!
>>681419950
Yep
>>681418586
Still looking for someone to guess this one correctly.
>bald
>kill
>>681419993
Autistic child trying to be a ninja?
>>681419970
40k
2 ez
>kill monsters
>fuck girls
>fight gods
>repeat
>lol its gonna be 4 games with really expensive prices
>lots of secrets
>lol we only released 3 games
>who cares It's atari
>Dying light on an island.
>>681420181
Hitman
>>681420260
God Of War
>>681420162
Man hunt?
>what if she was a girl
>>681420260
God of war
> no content
> broken crafting
> 2 person shield lets you exploit and glitch walls
> tons of hackers
> game is ruined by exploiters geared out after latest update