ITT: /b/ storms Omaha.
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ITT: /b/ storms Omaha.
30 SECONDS MEN. GOD BE WITH YOU.
Zee statue ov liberty is kaput
Bunkers are too OP, pls nerf!!
>>681390728
what did you just say to me you communist faggot?
LOOK! ENEMY REINFORCEMENTS!
>>681391050
good...god
FUCK KRAUT BASTARDS HIT ME
*gets shot before saying anything*
>>681390507
wtf russian bias pls fix
Are we there yet?
>>681390507
Private OP, you go first.
Pupper reporting for duty
>>681392376
Yeah, only a few more feet to the b- *shot in face*
>landing craft door opens
>anons storm out into the beach
>anons in front instantly banned by mods
>>681392716
Oh shit sniper! Get do-
Betty Boop. What a dish
>>681392610
I'm pushing up to the fourth blockade on the left. PUT SOME FIRE ON THOSE FUCKING GERMANS
>>681392859
Oh god, it's candlejac
FOR KHAZ MODAN !!!
5 PIZZA'S, TAFEL 4, NU OPHALEN
>>681393018
Quit being retarde
CONTACT LEFT
>>681392633
lol you called the shit doody
I dont want to come out of this boat....
SUPPRESSING FIRE
I'm scared
>>681390728
The statue is liberty is kaput?
That's disconcerting.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE GONNA D
>>681393232
GET ON THE BEACH SOLDIER HERE ONLY DEATH AWAITS US
>>681392953
Fire coming in.
FUCKING JESUS, WALDO'S DEAD
>>681393232
you better get your ass up on that rige
>>681390507
CAN I GET SOMEONE OVER HERE, I NEED A MEDIC! ANON IS BLEEDING.
guys i like the germans, theyre cool. imma sit in the bunker with them and have a few pints and chill out. you can either join me or storm the beach your choice
>>681393232
DO YOU WANT TO DIE IN THIS BOAT?
>>681393440
NO HE IS OVER THERE HE FOUND A WEEKSPOT IN THE HENRMY LINES. GO!GO!GO!
>>681393378
I didn't sign up for this.
AAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>anon goes into shock
>sees piles of bodies of anons
>sees hundreds of anons being mowed down by mods
>sees anons leaving landing crafts getting v&
>>681393582
>doctor fuckface reporting in
>>681390507
Be right back. I gotta take a piss.
>>681393582
LEAVE HIM HEËS DEA- *SPLUT*
Im glad I was not eligible in the draft...
Air support inbound
ETA 30 seconds
>>681393615
You don't want to bring the freedom to those people ?
>>681393881
GIVE US A FUCKING CHANCE
>>681393770
kek
>>681393770
*pew pew pew*
GET BACK IN THE FIGHT SOLDIER!!
Hey, my knee is hurting a little bit. I think I'll sit this one out. Go on with out me. I'll catch up with you later
GRANDPA DIED SO I COULD POST THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCUpvTMis-Y
Am I in the right place?
>>681393953
>ding dong
SOMEONE GET ME SOME BANGELORS!!!!!
Call you're hits!
>>681393831
NOT NOW SIR. WE ARE ALMOST ON TOP OF EM' *uuuUUHHHHHHHH* STUKA IN CUMMING
>>681394138
I FUCKING LEFT THEM ON THE SHIP MAN.... FUCKING FUCK
>>681394138
HERE ARE THE BANGALORES
AHHHHHHHHHH STOP STOP NO MORE NOOOO--- *splok*
>>681394301
Stop dicking around Marines, get back into the fight right now
>>681394404
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
Tank battalion pushing up
HAS ANYONE SEEN MY ARM?
>>681394301
Eh, its fine. I'm back now.
Why hasnt someone launched Photon torpedoes yet?
>>681394514
lmao nice 404 faggot
Capt. America Ashore and ready to taste German Blood.
>>681390507
Nebraska was never so exciting.
>>681394514
Here dude, got you a batter one
Willkommen in Verteidigungsbereich Bayeux
>>681393989
i like the idea of krumping some jews more, also i get the feeling western society will degenerate into a near un-saveable state in about 80 years if we defeat the germans. wierd i know, but i cant shake the feeling
Guys....
What if... hear me out....
what if we seduce the Germans?
huh? Blonde hair, blue eyes, super manly.... we got this yeah?
You men grab a weapon and follow me
>anons try to push further with no result
>war is hell
MEEEDICCC!!! GET THE FUCK OVER HERE, WE LOSING OP!!
>>681394121
Yes, but you're there at the wrong time.
Try a couple years later. The rum runners are tasty and the bikini girls are everywhere.
>>681394791
My God...it's worse than I thought
>>681394040
dude... is your m1 fully automatic? what the fuck? it has way more ammo too, where did you get that???
and why does it say m14 on it??
My god, Hitler himself has come to stop our advance.
>>681394791
DONT YOU DIE ON ME OP!!!
>>681394791
Herr comrades, I am fully charged!
>>681394791
Shit anon, we're losing everyone. We're in a fucking shit show. Leave him get your ass to safety. I can't do anything for him anyways.
What do you see SGT.
MOMMA!
I think I'm on the wrong front guise
>>681394999
HE'S RIDING A FUCKING T-REX!!
>leaves the draw bridge up
>fuck this noise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUCmr9YfGv0
Grab some cover and put some fire on that group
>>681394999
Triple 9's, this fucking Hitler is FULL FUCKING POWER!
HOLY FUCKING GOD, FUCK
Mama i just killed a man..
>>681395204
CARRY THE WOUNDED, WE NEED TO GET FALL BACK
"Don't worry guys Commander Has a good reason for this blind attack, I mean it was the right tactical decision, right? RIGHT?!?"
>tell my wife
>TELL HER YOURSELF JONES
>tell my wife i - i
>DON'T DO THIS TO ME
>i love he- *heughh* *gurgle*
> ...
> FUCKING KRAUTS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>681394967
What is this supposed to be? A chickens anus?
>>681395112
JUST KILLED A MAN!
>>681390507
Blessed be our Fathers who came before, so I may carry forth Gods almighty conviction.
>lines up a headshot on a pillbox MG
>>681394999
trips. Good god, we are all doomed
> gets to a bunker
> bring more ammo to mown down some more amerifags
>>681395324
>I mean it was the right tactical decision,
absolutely , this beach will make a great spot to build a resort for rich people.
>>681395314
WE AIN'T FALLING BACK
>>681395427
Guys this way! Anon just got us a way through.
Air support arrived
>>681394690
Thanks dude, but I did not ask for a fucking better one
>>681394999
Only quads can defeat rave Hitler
GUYS WE'RE FUCKING IN
>>681395644
Air support missed the beach for a cuple 1000 miles and fucked up some goatfickers instead
>>681395560
Anon! Suppressing fire on left flank, we need to move before they get back on that thing GO GO GO
GO TO THE SEA WALL, BUT BEFORE YOU DO, REMEMBER THAT OP IS A FAGGOT AND ALWAYS WILL BE.
REINFORCEMENTS HAVE ARRIVED BOYS, LETS TEACH THESE KRAUTS SOME AMERICAN VALUES
COVER LEFT! Baker squad flank right. Get the torch an0ns up here! SUPPRESSING FIRE!!!
>>681395644
Sir, a message from air command
>Air support, vector for strafing run >againsy enemy stronghold. Configure >for danger close. Weapons free. Happy >shooting.
>in the boat
"So this guy, right? This guy says 'fuck nort' Africa I'm gonna get some japs on my dick'. So he buys a ticket to LA only to get on the boat and realise that it's headed for a place with no action, he says to his officer that-
" THIRTY SECONDS "
>ten minutes later you have a bullet in you leg and you hear a bodie fall beside you
"So he says to his officer..."
>>681395396
PUT A GUN AGAINST HIS HEAD!
>>681393268
Cyril FUCK OFF AND STOP WASTING AMMO
>>681395949
Genuinely keked
Alright everyone. Stand back. I got this
Ive come from the future to help you guys out.
>>681395754
We've Breached the wall, We're sending puppers in!
>>681395810
Understood sir.
BANGALORE!
>pointing
AIM THERE!
>>681390507
OMAHA!
SET!
>>681395998
PULLED MY TRIGGER, NOW HE"S DEAD!
>>681396153
>purposely miss the shot
HAHA YOU FOOL I VAS GERMAN SPY ALL ALONG >:3
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!! MOMMYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
>>681395533
>FUCKING DIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
SUICIDE RUN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AMMO AMMO!!! I NEED FUCKING AMMO!
>>681396153
WHERE?
>turns and knocks a guy out, turns to check on first guy only to knock you out too
>>681396353
Hero
FLAME. TORCH 'EM.
HOLD THE FUCK UP YOU ARE SPREADING PATRIACHY ALL ACROSS THE BE-
>sniper fire makes a new ass hole where his face was
>two infantry look at each other, shrug, and press on
>>681391050
I have never laughed harder at anything on /b/ than this
>>681396298
> trains gun on you and pulls the trigger.
> does the fucking job myself
>>681396310
let 'em burn
>>681396353
Hero>>681396436
Somebody get this pice of shit corpse of my battlefield
Can I get a medic over here. Please? I've been waiting patiently for quite sometime. This is absurd.
>>681395468
Elite ops reporting fer dooty!
>>681396511
>with my dying breath
vhy vould I say zat.....ugh
I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE, AM I ALRIGHT GUYS?!
>>681396458
lurk moar
You'd think with all this shootin and fightin they'd at least take us to dinner first
RUSH B CYKA
>>681396692
dont worry thats just the morphine kicking in
>>681393799
>Agent Dubs McCheckem ready to roll
>>681396689
>pisses on this piece of shit kraut
>>681396707
Kek
>>681396458
SHUT THE FUCK UP SHOOT FUCKING KRAUTS
>>681396855
Chekd
>>681393989
Stupid asshole got in the way of the shot.
Oh shit, i was supposed to save the nuke for Hiroshima.
TELL 'EM WE'VE SECURED THE BEACH
I RANK 5TH ON TEH SERVER!!!!
>>681396665
hey Greg.
looks like some one defeated you
can someone cover me?
trying to game here ffs
Is it over? H..have we won?
>>681395874
KRAUTS? WHY ARE THE NIPS SHOOTING AT US THEN? WHO'S THE GODDAM ENEMY!
AND WHERE IN THE FUCK ARE THE GODDAM BANGALORES I ASKED FOR!
>>681396665
QUIT YOUR BITCHIN SOLDIER AND ACT LIKE A DAMN MAN FOR ONCE
WHICH ONE OF YOU WASTED PIECES OF FUCK IS IN CHARGE OF AIR SUPPORT!
>>681397100
> mistake you for the enemy.
>i throw a grenade at your feet
>>681397100
yeah. We have some surrendered krauts with us though. WHAT'LL WE DO TO THEM /B/?
THESE KRAUTS ARE SURRENDERING. WHAT I DO WITH EM?
>>681397283
Put em down, soldier.
>>681397043
>RIP in Peace 5th on the server
>>681397204
Hes dead. I'm trying to coordinate but not having much luck.
>>681397236
OH FUCK WHERE ARE MY FUCKING LEGS... MEEEDIC!!!
IVE COME WITH ONE OF THE VARIOUS DIFFERENT SNAKES! HES SO FUCKIN CRAZY HES USING THE MEN THAT HAVE DIED'S ASHES AS FACE PAINT
Canuuks to the rescue!
FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! PLEASE YOU GOTTA DO SOMETHING.... HE'S BLEEDIN' OUT DOC. GOD DAMN IT ANON'S MY BROTHER PLEASE! Please.....
>>681397481
Whoops my bad
>>681397100
IT'S JUST BEGINNING.
>>681397280
>>681397283
KILL 'EM ALL. NO ONE SURRENDERS ON MY WATCH.
BRITISH REFINFORCEMENTS HAVE ARRIVED (PIC RELATED), SHOULD WE KILL 'EM OR SEND 'EM HOME?
>>681397601
This is retarded, a canadian would have a yacht but no gun (all that money saved on healthcare, you know?)
>>681397601
I get the joke but Canada did do really well in WW2
>>681396436
Soldier... You are the bravest man I have had the the honor of serving with
>lays gun down at feet
I'm presenting you with the Silver Star.
>*salutes*
>>681397676
Lemme see some insurance papers first
>mortar shell blew up half of my arm
Someone help me
>looking for his arm
SIR!
MORE TANKS INBOUND!
>>681397772
Your grandma did well in WW2 as hitlers personal piece of ass, you fuck
Together men!!
Charge!!!!!!!!
>>681397838
>hey buddy, need a hand?
>>681397838
>fists himself with your severed arm
Enemy Sniper Spot-
MEDIC!
Finally a response for the Airborne. More supplies are in route. They say to take out the anti-aircraft. 10 minute e.t.a. everyone move move move
>>681397929
LETS TRUMPLE THEM INTO THE GROUND
Since im a Germanfag:
"Haha Ja get som ju dirty little amerikaner AHAHAHAHAHAHA" *Ratatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatazatatatatatatatatatatheilhitlertatatatatatatazatazazatatatazazatatatatatazazazazazazazazaza......*
>>681397872
CONSIDER EM DEALT WITH
Omaha belongs to the nords
>>681397729
With pleasure.
Anon where the fuck are you
>>681396855
Chekt
>>681398532
I need dubs
>>681398532
2 spooky
>>681398049
5 minute eta. What the fuck is going on with the anti-aircraft?!
>>681398532
>too scared to help you
>>681398662
Just having a drink. Hang in there. You got this
I-IS IT BAD I CANT FEEL MY LEGS I CANT FEEL MY LE- IS IT BAD? I CANT FEEL MY LEGS
>>681398662
I GIVE YOU DUBS.. MAKE IT TRIPS
>>681394753
>african armies in ww2
>>681398662
Dubs here to help, CHECK EM
>>681399023
ARE YOU EVEN A FUCKIN MEDIC ?
1 E.K.I.A. in the A.O. - over!
>>681398999
nice NEIN trips
caught you red handed Hitler!
>>681398999
>Muh trips
>>681398999
>>681399120
MOST OF THE MEDICS DIED MAN. WE'RE JUST WORKIN OFF OF BASIC TRAININ'. GIVE ME DOUBLES. STAT
>>681394677
you know, its ironic. I know they meant Omaha beach. But Omaha has lots of storms tonight too. thunderstorm weather :D
>>681399120
>Claims dubs
> doesn't get
Probably not
>JonTron after dday
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
>>681394999
>>681398887
Upham !!
>>681399120
Maybe ;)
HITLER'S DEAD.
>>681397838
>shell shocked
>charges towards the Kraut bunker with one working arm
Do not fucking die, do not fucking die, DO NOT FUCKING DIE!
Alright chaps lets get going Germans wont gonna kill themselves
>>681399109
I WANNA GO HOME MAN, WE WAS JUS KIDS MAN WE WAS JUS KIDs, CLEVELANDS DEAD MAN, WE WERE GONNA GO CRUISING MAN, WE WERE GONNA GO CRUISING IN HIS CADILLAC WHEN WE GOT HOME MAN
GIVE ME SOME COVER, IM BLOWING THE FENCES!
>>681398933
>>681394067
Our forefathers would be proud. I'm glad I can jack it to mai waifu and furries for good old peepop
>>681397054
CARLOS, HOW THE FUCK DID YOU END UP IN NORMANDY?!
>>681399565
IM GONNA GET YOU BACK TO CLEVELAND, BUT FIRST IM GONNA MAKE YOU LOOK BETTER FOR YOUR FAMILY
>>681399243
Here these are my last ones. Tell my mother to check'em !
>>681399565
Shhhh...
I know
> rocking you
I know. It'll be over soon.
> fighting back tears
Don't speak anon. Shhhhhh....
>>681399446
It is now clear to me that we're fucked...Right?
>>681394561
11/10 would fire on.
OUR ONLY MEDIC'S BEEN SHOT. WHAT DO WE DO?
>>681399911
Trips and dubs
>>681399837
Not yet! I will clear the way, brothers!
ALLAHU ACKBAR!
>>681399837
We've been fucked since we arrived
No, Doc, I'm back from the future.
>>681399911
One, chek'd
Two, eat his corpse
Three, tell his wife he had dubs
>>681399911
Dubs say youre the medic now private Anon!
>>681394967
Dear god. Is that a baby mouse in the anus?
>>681400055
C'mon jim it takes just a sec to check these !
>>681390507
>alright faggots round up. We may have won Omaha, And Hitler may be dead,>>681399518 but the war's far from over. Gather warm clothes, ammo, anything you can get your hands on. We're moving to Bastogne.
>>681399911
I WAS A NURSE BEFORE BEING DRAFTED, LET ME SEE WHAT I CAN DO!
>>681400055
Impressive Ji- *SPUT*
i just got shot in my ass by a fucking kraut i need a medic!
>>681400225
Nah i dont want to play war anymore. Lets go home guys its getting cold.
>>681400020
Welp, if you can't beat em'; join em'
>Readies baseball bat
FOR AMERICA!
>>681399833
>Bursts into tears
>bleeding out life fading from eyes
I'm gonna see Cleveland ima see Cleveland and my mama and we're gonna go cruising in his Cadillac man
>>681399911
holy shit post number ends in 911
if dubs I kill gooks with hand grenade.
trips I kill myself with it
singles I forget to pull the pin
>>681400225
Sir new intelligence from the Airborne says we have an entire division heading towards us. We're not finished here yet.
>>681395468
Ah, good. The Special Forces have arrived.
>>681399690
I took the bus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3g0a0YKm5yI
>>681400407
Ayy wanna have a beer after battle?
im ready for duty sir
>>681400583
im going to need somethin' stronger den a beer
>>681400583
First rounds on me
>>681400437
> gets your note to your parents
> puts it in my pocket
> tears freely falling now
Fucking krauts....
>>681390507
Dig yourselves a foxhole, and get on duty (whatever that means to you) Gerry might attack when you least expect it.
>>681400528
Alright, keep the puns rolling when we reach Carentan, the airborne boys are gonna need a morale boost.
I NEED HELP! KRAUTS FLANKING FROM THE LEFT!
>>681400437
no words... only dreams now.
>>681400793
No shit...
See
>>681400478
SHIT IM ALL OUTTA AMMO
>>681390507
You butt plugs still havent taken the beach yet.
>We're truly in the shit now, gentlemen.
Sir! I think something hit me! How bad is the damage!? I think my eyes are swollen!
>>681400437
>places blanket on over body
>>681400734
>hand on shoulder
>tears in eyes
Let's go man, he's cruising with Cleveland now.
>>681401015
Nah you are fine soldier, pick up your tomson and shoot some damn germans
>>681400913
MY RADIO MAN IS OUT, I DIDNT GET THE MESSAGE
>>681390507
>>681401007
We took the fuckin beach.
Anybody know the wifi password? Want to upload my vines and update Facebook...
>>681401116
>sniffs
>wipes eyes...
Yeah, Cleveland... And his caddy...
Alright, maggots! We need trips to win this battle!
>>681401265
Yeah sure its J3GO BACK AND FIGHT SOLDIER
I need some help clearing the pillboxes
>>681401187
Fuck
I didn't think about the radiomen being gone. Hurry up and spread the word.
I'VE SPOTTED A LEGION OF KRAUTS HEADING THIS WAY!
THE FUCK DO WE DO?
>>681401371
You heard the commander roll faggs
>>681401148
>Patches myself up
SIR, YES SIR!
>Runs off with bat ready
AMERICA!!!
>>681401447
Just sent runners. The call is "Fire; wood"
>>681401531
Fuck. This early? SOMEONE SET UP AN MG AND RUIN THOSE FUCKHEADS
>>681401371
im almost outta ammo. lets make this shot count
>>681401531
Airborne is out of commission for rearm and refuel. Hunker down and do what you can
>>681401239
Touche
>>681391050
filename got me good
>>681401672
WE AINT GOT THE AMMO FOR THE MGs!
>>681401672
ON IT! I WHATEVER ROUNDS WE CAN MUSTER UP!
>>681401399
Case sensitive? Also you got a battery for my laptop?
>>681401666
Trips of Truth
>>681401281
>looks out into the distance
>desperately trying to hold back tears
>voice cracking
we're going home
>>681401666
SATAN WANTS FIRE
>>681400478
SHIT I JUST GOT THE GODDAMN MESSAGE
THIS IS IT BOYS. BUMP LIMIT REACHED
WE'RE ON OUR LAST ROUNDS SO MAKE 'EM COUNT!
>>681401789
GIVE THE BARS GARAND AMMO, THEY USE THE SAME ROUNDS! LEAVE THE BELT-FEDs BEHIND!
>>681401893
> sniffs again
Don't you start. Don't you fucking start. You'll get everybody going.
Sorry, overslept. What we doing agaOH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT IS GOING ON?! SUPER MAGIC ATTACK, GO!
Lets win this lads
>>681401911
>>681401979
FOR MOMMA AND MY LITTLE BROTHER! FOR AMERICA
Sir! I found a phone from a Kraut! Should I call for backup!?
Someone start a new thread and Link it hurry up
>>681402155
Yeah bitch, science!
Damnit Steve, this isn't Armageddon.
Fuck it, let's kill those bastards with the bent crosses on their clothes.
IM ALL OUT!
>>681390507
>EVERYONE GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. EITHER WE DIE, OR THE KRAUTS DIE. IT AIN'T GONNA BE US. GET TO YOUR POSITIONS.
>>681402276
Do it, Lieutenant chicken
>>681396665
Are you sitting down while there's a battle going on soldier?
>>681402090
>grabs shoulders
>throws into dirt
don't you get it, DONT YOU GET IT MAN WE'RE GOING HOME, these kraut bastards don't got any more fight in them THIS ISNT RIGHT AND YOU KNOW ANON WOULD AGREE WITH ME
Here we go, another wave
>>681402420
Backup is on the way, sir!
>Ducks into cover with blood running down my face
>>681402520
Home?
friendly nortar support sheeling on the krauts sir were saved!
>>681402420
Blaze it man
>>681397283
we dont have time for prisoners
THE LEGION IS RETREATING WE'RE SAVED!
New report from Airborne they're in the air.
>>681402652
Home man
>tears in eyes
Far away from this hell we still have a home
>>681400924
HERE'S SOME DUBS PRIVATE!!!
>>681402813
You fool they are attacking from ather direction!
>>681390507
Do you guys wonder why we are invading Nebraska?
REINFORCEMENTS HAVE LANDED ON THE BEACH WE'VE SECURED OMAHA
WE FUCKING DID IT BOYS!
>>681402777
Hostiles are retreating over!
>>681402941
I forgot all about home.... I haven't seen it in years
>>681402839
Not anymore boys! Yeeeeee Haw! *gunfire erupts from planes overhead*
>>681402777
We wone trips wooon
