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I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>681391278
Nice copy & paste.
Too long, didn't read.
>>681391278
don't get your tits in a knot
>>681391047
https://gifsound.com/?gfycat=LinearSimilarAndeancat&v=PGNiXGX2nLU&s=61
bump
>>681391659
savage lmao
>>681391892
https://gifsound.com/?gfycat=LonelyTenderErne&v=A_sY2rjxq6M&s=35
>>681392063
is that real?
>>681390043
Old and fake.
>>681392063
God I wanna know if the kid died
>>681392985
no idea
sure hope so, right pal?! >>681391278
>>681391047
3,2,1 LET EM' RIP!!!
>>681393785
Wtf
Come in Falcon, you there?
>>681391713
This one makes my neck feel a weird feeling. I dont know I can't describe it but I hate it.
>>681394106
i always feel sorry for the kid until the gif restarts and i see his stupid fuckin face
>>681394085
Is she paralyzed?
>>681394285
LOL!
Most of you are so fucked up,
>>681390043
that's fucked up. not gonna sit here and scream mods like some other individuals on /b/ but just thought i'd share my thoughts
>>681394305
Something like that.
>>681393950
did he just blow the teeth out of his mouth?
>>681393565
my... liver...
>>681394221
wtf happened?
>>681394371
its fake you artard
>>681394221
damn, one moment youre playing video games, the next you know you only have a few minutes to live
>>681392985
it was part of an ad, so no. shame it wasn't real and shame it wasn't you under that ball right.
>>681394285
you cant even see his face
>>681394221
Damn. Gaming is hard work.
>>681390043
yfw you don't want to be hit but you really don't want to have a kid either
>>681393565
I can't watch this
Just cum inside and it will balance out. New baby in, old baby out.
>>681394492
stabbed
>>681394493
b8 m9?
>>681390043
>>681393182
How'd they fake the stomach. I must see...
>>681394683
crazy shit
>>681394221
when you say cyka blayt to the only russian speaking korean.
>>681391713
new to me!
FINISH HIM, finish himself.
>>681394731
leave troll.
>>681393565
green poop kek
>>681391278
Dont feel empathy and those clips are funny idk i just like gore
Call me sick or crazy idc
>>681395225
>>681395052
nigga wot
>>681395225
you can tell it's old bc it's not a nutri bullet. more old shit from an oldfag...
>>681394221
Makes me mad that no one tried to help him
>>681393785
congrats, you actually made my gut lurch. kudos to you
>>681390043
Fake and gay
>>681395494
nerve gas affects the shelf life of old shit so i'm still speculative.
Good material to fap, I need more you bastards
>>681395817
>>681393950
sauce?
bumpin. need more for my rekt folder cmon faggots
>>681395976
Thank you
>>681391659
What is it?
где треш блядь
>>681391278
old pasta is old
>>681393565
enough 4chan today
or this week
>>681394007
lol dumbass
>>681393270
I know that 'juggler' would have died if that had been my kid.
Mongoose where you at
>>681391278
tl;dr
WOW
>>681396578
LOL wtf man?
>>681396747
I'm here Falcon
Good to hear from you buddy
Explosive diarrea.. Dynamita and chili dont mix
biddump
>>681393565
Brb im gonna kill myself
>>681395225
Takes me back about ten years. Kudos oldfriend.
>>681391713
>>681394106
>>681394902
He actually survives.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_mkJt7VS2s
>>681396122
Is that real????
>>681394790
funny how extreme pregnancy fetish porn always has the woman wearing a shirt and skirt to cover the straps/latex/join/seam
>>681397177
No, it's from a movie
>>681397177
yes
its the most glorious thing to happen to jackass bikers ever
i smile every time i watch it
I think it was a critical mass in spain
>>681397271
The sunglasses are the best part of this
>>681395225
>>681391278
I smell a summer fag :^}
>>681397423
Brazil
>>681397389
>that filename
That's epic for the win bro
>>681396961
Thats mah boy
>>681397599
Yea, it's you. Stale copypasta.
>Inb4: I was only pretending to be retarded.
>>681397389
story?
>>681397767
kek
>>681397599
It's pasta. You got trolled.
Welcome to 4chan.
>>681397817
>>681397899
>>681397271
Did he hit another plane?
>>681397599
You're responding to stale pasta that gets posted in at least half of the rekt/gore threads here. Maybe you shouldn't be implying other people are tourists. Just a heads up so you don't look so fucking jackassy next time, friendo.
>>681391278
DRINK FUCKING BLEACH BRO
>>681398032
It is YOU who has been trolled
>>681397837
The 2 girls were evil demons and the guy is sir Top Kek, a paladin of the light and justice, who works for eliminate depravity of demons of the world face
>>681398215
won't watch that.
>>681398215
I'd die if that was my kid.
I think I've grown intolerant of these posts since dadhood.
>>681398178
I'm not your friend, buddy.
God damn you, /b/. I fucking hate you. I've been noticing how you've been fucking with my head, making me see memes everywhere, and now it cost me my job.
I used to work at a pizza joint called Papa Gino's, which is a chain here in New England. Today, two guys came in, and they were very obviously a couple. Never in my life have I seen people this blatantly gay. Now, I'll be the first to admit that I'm a bleeding heart liberal hippie treehugger commie bastard, and I'm even bisexual myself, but DAMN these two were gay. Everything was going fine, right up until I served them their food. Instead of the usual "enjoy your meal" bit that I usually say, /b/ seized control of my brain.
"There you are, guys. Enjoy your AIDS." As soon as that A passed my lips, alarm bells went nuts in my head. But it was too late. I didn't realize what I had just done until I had finished speaking. The two guys just stared at me in shock for a momment, and I went pale. I knew that my days of free pizza and all the Mountain Dew I could drink were over in that one instant.
The two dudes go DIPSHIT. My manager comes over, and there's screaming about hate crimes, bigotry, lawsuits, and one of them even stood up and threatened to beat the shit out of me. We got into a fight, and my manager got scared, and said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air.
I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!"
I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
>>681397837
Dude killed his wife (who he was forced to marry and hated) and her mother. He later told police it felt as if a weight was lifted off his shoulders.
>>681397817
I saw it today fuck boi and respect the dubs mother fucker
>>681398158
nerve gas
>>681395663
not even a team of medical professionals fully prepared for this guy could help. usually when someones bleeding like that from the neck, theyre fucked.
>>681396430
gif synced with song.
>>681398032
Haha I GOT YOUUUUU, I was taking the baits bait to bait UOUUUU HAGAHAH XXXDD
>>681397767
poor Tyrion...
>>681393785
should have fed the other one with the poop
who doesn't love seeing this bitch get hit?
>>681398470
haaahahaha! i havent seen that one before
>>681398207
>2010
Footage looks like early 90's
200% mad
>>681398343
fuck you and your wife's child
>>681397378
that fucking boils my blood
>>681398567
I love it. I had the non-stop punch gif, but lost it.
>>681393946
Birds do this by instinct to keep their babies slightly cleaner.
>>681393565
She sucked a dick with shit on it. I wonder how much money she got
>>681398567
that guy is/was my hero.
>>681393590
Kek'd, lel'd and zoz'd.
>>681394492
china took a starcraft game WAY too far again
>>681392063
Absolutly shit
>>681398802
she did it for love baby
its the best way of getting it done
>>681397378
This is just pisses me the fuck off.
>>681398719
really doesnt look too bad. nigga fuckin tarzaned that shit like a pro
>>681398567
>who doesn't love seeing this bitch get hit?
>>681398719
>AFTER TWO THOUSAND YEARS IM FREEEEE
>TIME TO TAKE OVER EARTH
>>681394492
Exploit glitches get stitches.
>>681393565
why
>>681396122
Is there footage anywhere on that guy's cellphone?
>>681398032
Trelled again! LEL KEK 10/10
>>681398698
if he had stopped instead of swerving he probably would have missed em
>>681393565
>>681398567
Every time.
>>681394221
That gush of blood means nothing more than DEAD MAN WALKING
Its a sickening feeling with all that blood loss you are just losing pressure to function and your body goes into shock
You know when your hurt badly and this guy knew that about .75 seconds in
>>681398304
go back to rebbit
>>681398567
Love a girl with an attitude
>>681398698
what a fucking idiot.
>>681395663
help XDDDDDDDDDD
Boy you cant really be more silly than this can you ... wait I better not say that
>>681396578
The pressure change would kill that man before the fall did...at least he did not suffer. If you do frame by frame you can see he is broken bone jelly encased in skin in mid air before he hits the tiles.
>>681399132
kekek
>>681399070
Well, if it's a true re-enactment of the Crucifixion then they would've actually nailed his hands and feet to the cross... And then his hands were ripped off of the wood... think about them apples.
>>681396122
Anyone that cycles on the road deserves to die.
>>681397423
nope, this was on brazil, happend on Sao Paulo. the driver was from the government, so as usual, nobody gave a shit 1 year later.
>>681398347
Religion of pieces.
>>681396618
Actually your kid would have died if that had been your kid.
>>681400142
>this
>>681398966
She must have a lot of love to give, Mr Dubs
>>681400029
he died later in the hospital
>>681398470
What hit him? Loose pipe?
>>681400029
At least his kicks didn't get scuffed.
>>681391659
I laughed way to hard at that
>>681400029
Syrian? Is it not the kid eaten by piranhas?
>>681400531
the polar express conductor had his leg out.
>>681399154
underrated posting
>>681400474
Nice dubs fagget.
Oh and also quadruple keked.
>>681393565
why is his shit green
>>681398470
This made me smile.
>>681400029
Fuck the most disgusting thing I ever seen
>>681398347
That's horrifying. They should call those guys horrorists
>>681400742
Too much fruit
>>681399132
Underrated
>>681399411
woman driver, no doubt
>>681399435
And if the dad has stopped instead of running to push those children in to the path of a speeding car, he probably would have missed em.
>>681398698
Dude checks his car first. What a ledg.
>>681400029
>that salute at the end
>>681400669
yes it is
>>681398719
I remember a long time ago seeing a doco about phillipino guy who would let some friends nail him to a cross every year to thank Christ for his sacrifice. It was exceptionally grosume but with a bit of searching u mght find it.
>>681401141
well fuck me sideways
reminds me of the amnesia monster lol
>>681399411
>female drivers
>>681400729
There's a special place in hell for people like you.
>>681400710
WTF DUDE WHOEVER DID THAT TO THE DOG SHOULD DIE... dUBS
>>681394085
The show was okay, but those commentators were always fucking annoying.
>>681397599
Please, smaller image next time
>>681398698
This is murder, He turns the wheel and accelerates when he sees to the family, and his performance before camera is disappointing
>>681401490
Yes, anyone who moves the seat forward enough to not allow the dog to run around the car... is such a bad person.
>>681401381
instant karma... dubs
>>681391278
B8, copy & paste, whatever. This is /b/ we do what we want
>>681398349
I'm not your buddy, guy.
>>681395225
thanks for emotionally scaring me anon
>>681400729
This is a rekt thread. Not a place for sick shit like that
>>681399895
Go go power rangers.
>>681401834
I'm not your guy, dude.
>>681401603
>This is murder
For a murder case you need to show intent or premeditation of some kind. A shit driver for sure, but murder this is not.
>>681400827
ʇı ǝʞɐɯ ʇou pıp ǝɥs
>>681401603
But the dude actively exerts himself to push those kids in to the path of the car. If he had done literally nothing those kids would be fine.
>>681395663
When an incident like this happens, no one wants to risk involvement by helping someone. It sounds selfish but it's an instinctual thing. It's too shocking to think through, and very few can handle the pressure to act when it happens.
>>681397378
Jeses fuck, they go and do that, i am so goddamn angry, my GRANDFATHER BUILT ROADS ALL HIS FUCKING LIVE, AND SOME SON OF BITCH HAS THE NERVE TO FUCKING BLOW THIS BEAUTIFUL ROAD UP, GOD FUCKING DAMN IT.
>>681401834
Im not your guy, buddeh
>>681397767
WTF IS IT WITH FUCKING ASIANS LEAVING THEIR KIDS UNATTENDED?
>>681400029
What is happening? Is this a ritual or something? Too clean and hollowed to have recently happened.
>>681402408
We live in a comfort bubble that stop us from react in extreme situations man
>>681400729
Fucking lost it.
>>681398207
Fucking Mexicans
i like this thread they put something new this time
>>681402640
I'm not your buddy, friend.
>>681399411
Why do so many dumb fucks wait until the last second to get into the correct lane?
>Hurr I have to get in front of the semi no mattah wut.
>>681400827
thats really sad actually
>>681398343
agreed - dadhood made a total pussy when it comes to kids now.
>>681400895
'cause backing up in the sames direction with surely get you outta the way of bullets
>>681401843
"scarring" you stupid fuck
>>681399678
That little spin
>>681398698
Source on this. Cocksucker was doing nearly twice the speed limit. Kids lived, thank Christ.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=586_1438008977
>>681393950
fucking retard
>>681403392
PUAHAHAHAAHHA
>>681400729
I'm fine with this. Chocolate milk is for faggot kids and inbreds.
>>681390043
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP, Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>681403052
i'm not your friend guy
>>681402752
This is why I chose to become a paramedic. So families don't have to do this.
>>681398470
Someone that bad-ass doesn't need a connected spinal cord.
>>681403486
Fortunately, fucking dumb driver
>>681403392
Wut?
There's always a special kind of feeling that's waiting for you at the end of a good rekt/gore thread.
>>681403629
>>681403821
Yeah it's like
>>681401834
I'm not your guy friend.>>681402073
>>681402073 needs to get his/her shit straight!!
Fuckin numbskull...
>>681403722
Read the file name
>>681402529
scalding hot sulfuric acid.
>>681398207
A wild mudslide occurred
>>681393565
I wanna know if she got sick afterwards from getting infected with fecal bacteria like e.coli.
>>681401603
Have you ever drived in your fucking life??
>>681403629
This is probably bait.
However, I consider myself a fairly normal individual. I work 2 jobs, am a full time student, have a girlfriend, come from a decent family, play sports, etc.
I dont find these things "funny". Moreso just interesting. It also puts things in perspective for me. Makes me realize that we take life for granted.
>>681400827
it looks so much like balls
>>681393950
I'd subscribe, thats one hell of a dude
>>681394221
did he die?
>>681402752
what happened?
>>681403392
Fuckin'-a did any of the women finish the race? lol
>>681391278
It blows my fucking mind every time that this still gets people
>>681398215
why the fuck is he just filming and doesn't grab her...those gooks are fuckin crazy
>>681396618
>That 'juggler'
I support you dreams well just child murder, but shit or not, hes still a juggler
>>681398178
Don't tell him that, he might be the police.
>>681400914
THIS. thank you. As a dad with a little kid, I don't even understand why he crossed when they did. Wait in the middle it's safer if car speeds up.
>>681404065
More than you fucking retarded
>>681397378
rip in peace John, Michael, Adam, Tommy and Tyrone. They were going to celebrate Tommy 23th birthday coming back from their tour. Adam was engaged and his fiancée was expecting him eagerly.
>>681404570
Obviously not more than anyone.
It's fucking retard
NOT
fucking retarded.
I'm not the guy you're talking to, but I still know you're dumb.
>>681398158
dumb as faggot, they are on a boat not a plane.
>>681404562
10\10 tits... shame to see them go.
>>681404562
That's infinite/10 fap material, god bless you anon
>>681404853
Stop being fucking retarded
>>681399411
she lived btw
>>681404217
>>681405096
Stop posting shit you know nothing of.
>>681402529
Holy shit is he ok?
>>681404853
>twice the speed limit
>turns the wheel and accelerates exactly when he sees the guy
Le fucking retarded, also the dad is pretty retarded like you but the driver is a psycho
>>681405325
Stay mad retarded
>>681395225
Sorry to hear you were molested by daddy bro
>>681405194
wut
>>681405780
>>681403629
Jesus fucking Christ, twice in the same thread and it's STILL GETTING PEOPLE. Y'all have destroyed my faith in humanity. Newfags.
>>681394221
Alright /b/ answer me this though. is it hard to do something like that to someone? precision wise?
I'm seeing a small object in his hand so did he hit that guy in the right place through sheer dumb luck or did is it rather easy to just stab anywhere in the general area and hit gold?
I can't help but feel like the dude just stabbed him and happened to hit a major vital area but I could be wrong I don't know medical stuff.
>>681394325
Awww shit... Looks like GTA V fail
>>681404217
She died in her sleep, and had to be carried out to the car by her father.
>>681405946
>>681405267
>About to cross tracks
>Hmm trains have to drive on the tracks, so they can only come from one of two directions
>I've already looked in one direction. Should be good enough.
>>681403718
Fucking dumb parent
>>681403486
Guy driving car on road. Idiot pushes mistakes into road. Guy driving hits pram. Driver is in the wrong.
You are genuinely a fucking idiot. I hope you don't procreate
>>681403486
but its ok for the parent to push the kid in front of the car
>>681406199
>nigger charging cops with gun and stolen goods
>police brutality
>>681392985
Yeah, she later died from eternal bleeding
>>681406212
MODS
>>681405325
>>681405497
Your both dumb fuck off
>>681406646
Why you calling mods bitchboi?
>>681406557
good job! you took the bait!
>>681399486
STAMPY NO!
>>681396561
pussy.
>>681405550
nigga plz
>>681405986
What are you a cop?
>>681406878
nope
>>681405946
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerillas in the mist warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for hell, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You lost the game, kiddo.
>>681406802
*you're
>>681405497
I'm not mad, probably because I'm not 14 little guy.
>>681406933
Are you new?
>>681399582
Love "to punch" a girl with an attitude
>>681406802
You're I'll correct myself
>>681407010
Wouldn't a cop know the answer to my question and why would I ask it if I didn't?
i just fucking send a link from here to my work group jesus christ kill me now
>>681407080
Just run it off
>>681404915
>falling for the b8
>>681406931
>>681407220
rip famalam
>>681407209
Looks like you can't go far wrong m8
>>681394325
Most of these are a bit gnarly but I lolled with this one
>>681407011
The driver's balls are as big as that tank.
>>681407011
>>681398426
nah, its happened in the nhl at least twice and the medics saved the players
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plvKlnguJVE
>>681407220
>>681402252
Same could be said for the driver, if he never turned the guy rushing through would have been fine.
But honestly I see 2 morons in this case. The dad that didn't look before rushing, and the driver that reacted the wrong way to the dad being a moron.
>>681407674
Interesting.
I'm gonna stick with that kid took a stab in the dark and just happen to do that damage
>>681405510
Are you fucking kidding me? Did you think you could slip that little nugget of hatred in and not offend anybody? FUCK YOU. There is nothing more offensive than some micro-aggression bullshit like that. STOP FUCKING OPRESSING MY PEOPLE
