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What is your ideal body type for a girl
Post pics
this
Short, mildly anorexic, not too feminine jawline, resting bitch face.
Would post pics if I could ever find that.
>>681298511
>>681298402
10/10
all my friends like thick curvy bitches
>>681298564
Sounds like a friend of yours lol
p much this
taylor momsen
>>681298402
whatever the shits sitting in my lap
Curvy.
>>681298402
Call me picky
>pic related
>>681299071
Sauce on this?
>>681299071
thats a man nigga
>>681299071
I agree, i think she's perfect
Basicly this
>>681299071
when she started swinging side to side I immediately expected a dick to be swinging under that skirt too. Got proof it's a gal?
>>681298606
your a low test faggot hipster
>>681298402
>>681299347
>>681299373
Shakira's
>>681298402
Well I can see you like the body type of children.
>>681299251
moar
>>681299277
>>681299232
Kek jesus christ we're so damaged by /b/
>>681299435
Fuck, she's my favorite. Too bad she doesn't have any new stuff.
>>681298402
fat girls disgust me
>>681299606
>>681299604
>>681299373
>>681298511
>>681298402
Your all low test faggots
skinny master race.
enjoy your stretch marked wives faggots
>>681299490
yeah... but... I can't risk it... I must not be trapped...
I like pussy so much I'd rather have been born a girl then I'd have my own to play with
>>681299682
>low test meme
>actually just ugly and socially retarded so settles for fatties.
kekkle
>>681298402
Its not Asian for sure
>>681299682
this... is... fucking... repulsing
>>681299802
You want to know, between races, why asians choose boy stick figure girls?
Before you answer, tell me who has the biggest dick between races / testosterone.
Pro tip : Asians are cuck race with low testosterone / muscle. You fit right in with that preference.
>>681299277
I'm not that picky
And yea she is a girl
https://youtu.be/Z96n9A9v7T4
>>681298402
>>681298511
I'd hit that like Paul Walker hit that lamppost.
>>681299431
that's not fair on OP, the best body type is the child body type.
I appreciate the pleasure my dick gives me but it's still an annoying third leg that sticks out perpendicular to me and sometimes shows up at weird times.
Nor do I want boobs because back strain etc
Therefore the best is a lithe flatchested girl. Boobs and dicks are so damn hard to control...
>>681299682
Look at those stretch marks, gonna be awesome when she blows up during menopause.
>>681299902
Correct
ITT: Men that are closet homosexuals
>>681298493
hey, its the mittani
>>681300002
HNNNNNNNNNNG
>>681300150
no gusta tatas and dem curls
this for me
>>681300017
A real man would jump head first into that smelly ass crack and lick it up before sticking hes 8 inch cock deep into her warm pussy. Fuck off gayboy.
>>681298511
Holy shit muh dick.
>>681299891
>generalise an entire race
>then from that generalisation makes another
>ignores biology
>uses the word cuck
>logic = flawless
You dont really believe this stuff do you anon? cmon now... Stop being so aspie.
>>681299897
Muh dick
>>681299176
that neck though
>>681299897
Well that's a shame, no feminine penis no fun
>>681300273
Not OP but are you actually saying asians do not have below average penis size?
>>681300234
>implying I wouldn't fuck her
>implying I wouldn't eat out her ass
>implying I'm gay
I'd use her like the fat slut she is, and get rid of the bitch.
Then I'd marry a nice skinny woman who'll stay skinny and good looking.
Youre just a fucking idiot.
>>681299902
second that
>>681299071
I could masturbate to this, and actually I think I will
>>681299897
>>681299071
Holy shit
She is perfect
>>681300150
Pretty natural and not a alot above average. shouldnt be too hard finding that. Good for you
>>681300393
I'm saying that sweeping generalisations dont equal sound logic.
Why'd you guys care about others dicks so much anyway?
>>681300519
Check out her slutty schoolgirl outfit video bud
Came buckets
even standing still this bitch is a wonder.
Feared her face was fuckt cause they dont show it properly in the video but god damn its perfect too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6vinrXWxls
this
>>681300607
Generalizations are confounded from mass data not individual basis. Its pretty sound to me.
Also
>muh soy causes estrogen build up and lowers testosterone
>muh 2/3 male / female ratio per capita in china
>muh introvertism in japan
>muh women running off to foreign men
>muh hentai culture
>muh asian pop culture dressing like girls / gays
Could go on. but yeah asian men are cucked to fuck, have low testosterone due partly to nutrition and ideal body shape are 10 year old boy figure. Naturally a man wants a motherly body that can produce a healthy offspring ( hence attraction ) you pick the most healthiest. How you confused men are attracted to boy hip ratio bodies i will never know.
TBH
>>681301057
Why are you going through the effort of saying all of this you sperg?
>cucked
(are you 14?)
Sounds like youre trying real hard to convince yourself that your own tastes are okay.
Like, it's cool if you wanna date fat chicks man. Means more skinny girls for guys like me. You just have to learn to be confident enough to say it anon.
>almost like sexual attraction is subjective to the individual, fucking crazy right?!
Anyone want nude? Hit dubs.
>>681301079
Still reppin that renaissance body ideal i see
>>681301537
no thanks
>>681301589
They're perfect to me, imo. I love curvy, full figured woman. I've posted all the curvy pics actually.
>>681299277
yeah I had the same thoughts but then I saw the shape of her waist and felt better
>>681301693
Hmm take it anyway
>>681301057
>I read an article once
>unrelated
>unrelated
>unrelated
>unrelated
>Cultural differences make me see them as gay.
You proved absolutely nothing with your statements.
>>681301693
Dat ass
I still stand by my decision
>no dick poking out at the waist
>no boobs sticking out of the chests
>minor storage space in pussy if you really need to
The body of a lithe young girl is the best
>>the streamlined body of the future
tits are nice but undeniably a hassle
>>681301847
perfectish more
Big boobs, flat abs.
>>681302091
Also, this kind of ass
She's taller than me
>>681302514
>>681299176
who's that ?
>>681299802
Bitch clean your fucking room
>>681302214
op delivered!!
Crossfit girls are so hot
>>681302841
yeah okay i will sorry
the perfect body for a female is the one thats attached to a head that wont cheat on you
that won't be disloyal
that won't lead you on for years then just fall for some skinny twink faggot
>>681298402
Those without a penis
>>681298402
>>681302926
bait maybe, but sounds like you got parred off m8
>>681302509
Thats a dude
>>681301735
"curvy"
>fat
>>681302091
moar
>>681302399
so much this. Amerifats enjoy your lard and leave this for the master race men
>>681299071
All you niggas that are too stupid to reverse image search what is it, your first time on the internet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dmm_HN
next time you wont get a link so be thankful this time ass monkeys.
>>681302926
this thread is only about body type but yeah you're right otherwise.
As much as I like a lithe little girl >>681301967
I'd still rather have a faithful girl... a girl I could invest my life in, and she'd invest her life in me too
>>681302988
not bait mate i wish it was
eveytime i look at a girl now i just think it doesn't matter you won't stay
>>681303145
your complaining that people don't know how to use the reverse image search option on a photo (click the little arrow) but you can't post a fucking embedded link
fucking aspie faggot
>>681303145
you can rev img search webms? That's new to me.
Also your link error'd.
>>681303064
Is this fat? Or curvy?
This. So much this
>>681300832
underrated post.
>>681303064
Forgot to reply pic... Here.
>>681303329
fatties:
>>681300002
>>681300195
>>681300326
>>681300451
>>681300828
>>681301079
>>681301349
>>681302096
>>681302224
>>681302258
>>681302352
>>681302514
>>681302590
that level of body fat is not curvy. its just fat. know the difference
>>681299902
Yeah I miss her, that body is something serious.
>>681303041
You wish
>>681303460
superior in everyway
>>681299682
Would cum with the force of a thousand suns on that ass.
Way more erotic than those skinny babes.
>>681303460
also fat. i feel sorry for americans. hard working people who have to settle for fat gross chicks
Keep it curvy
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUNvTA5KVxk
>>681303615
Dude you're out of your mind Bruh. She isn't fat. Give me an example of curvy then.
>>681303617
fat
you mean fat
This goddess
>>681298402
Roll up niggahs
>>681298402
Accept no substitutes.
>>681303728
dude, can you honestly tell yourself and any of your friends that you think that girl isn't fat? anywhere outside of Amerifat/the UK that's not normal man, it's just fat. go ahead and like what you like, that's not my problem, but if she's pushing 200+ lbs like in the pic, she's a fattie.
here is an example of curvy from the thread, it's a bit a stretch tho (lol) :
>>681300166
p.s. I just want to re-emphasize that damn, that shit really sucks if that is like the standard where you live, i feel bad for you anon
>>681303853
That's a dude or a chick with too much testosterone
>>681299682
moar now
>>681303732
No I say what I mean. I meant curvy or full figured. If you like chicks who are muscle bound with too much testosterone or chicks who nvr reach womanhood and look like prepubescent children then say so.
>>681304141
>delusion
They're fat anon.
I'm comfortable with saying my preference is skinny. Just say yours is fat.
>>681303975
That's a pic I posted lol. Give me a body type you like. I bet it's pedo or a chick with too much testosterone.
Fuck yea
This
>>681299682
sauce
>>681301847
I believe the gentleman said no thanks
>>681304016
Its called dedication and hard work
Something you would know little about
>>681304272
for the third time, if you leave amerifat/the UK and go to literally anywhere else in the world, you will see that what you're being told is skinny in USA is actually just normal. and what's "normal" in USA is fat.
"curvy", "full figured", these are all terms that your nation created because you don't know how to cook or eat unprocessed food on a regular basis...
i'm not into muscle or overly fit chicks, i like skinny/worldly normal.
;)
>>681304220
You mean flat chested with no hips pedo you can be petite and still have womanly hip and bust ratio. You're bullshit. Sorry I fucked up your pedo thread with woman.
>>681300832
Gonna use this for gym motivation. This is god tier shit
>>681304416
I believe idc
>>681299891
micropenis shitskin detected
>>681304513
That's manly. Fucking looks like trap.
>>681298402
http://getthelube.com
stupid american, so surrounded by fat bitches that you don't know what normal looks like any more
>>681304554
Again reply to me a pic of "skinny" or gtfo you're full of shit.
>>681300393
That's not even how the math works.
It's a median that's below-average, you silly fucknugget.
There could be 2- asians with 9 inch limpers sticking it in your gaping maw and you'd still be spouting your retarded memes to make your own micropenis feel bigger.
>>681299604
>nostalgia faps
>>681304762
Some extra chub is fine, too
>>681304762
>>681304762
>>681298402
>>681304876
Post a pic with the body or are you ashamed to post nudity or the female. You can't even see her body asshole. I'm not talking about average looking brods bruh. I dig full figured.
>>681304946
Again asshole that looks manly. You're not gonna convince me of your closet trap fetish.
>>681304762
not wanting a capable woman to work out with
Not wanting mad gains and joocy glutes
>>681305015
She's got the hips of a 12 yr old boy. I'm not for that shit.
>>681305322
kek
ITT: Fat Americans are fat
>>681305335
The only difference between this "chick" and a man is she probably has a womb.
>>681305425
She suffers from the disease no-ass-at-all; chicken butt
>>681300166
Something along those lines, even more curvy i'll take that too
And i honestly believe that if you're into skeletons/girls with generally boyish body types you're either a closet homosexual or pedophile.
>>681305541
nogains
>>681305642
>>681298511
MAH DICK!
slim but with curves, medium boobs
>>681305734
She literally had to arc her back to maximum lvl just to get a hint that she has some kind of ass. That's false advertising. Smh.
>>681298511
My girl is like this. 10/10 feels like a virgin every time. Even after two years. Fun to throw around too.
>>681305771
I can actually see her skeletal system bruh.
>>681298511
>>681304876
I can hear her stomach growling from here
>>681306009
fat female detected
>>681305771
She needs to add calories to her run wtf
>>681305985
never gonna make it
>>681306080
>white male
>6'2"
>185lb
>wish we used metric though
You even posted her diet
>>681306040
That's the first petite or skinny chick I think is acceptable and not too extreme. I dig full figured woman but I would hit that. Not too skinny and not too muscular and she doesn't look like a boy.
>>681299705
Amen
HEIL!!!
>>681306268
wow I bet he could conceal a weapon under there
>>681301888
Trips have fucking spoken!
>>681306139
Okay see now you done it. I wanted to enjoy sharing full figured beauty but you asshole want post me manly men. Well two can play that game. Now this is fat.
>>681303579
I'm with ya man.
>>681298402
>>681306626
mah niggah
>>681306831
wut
This
>>681303830
YES
>>681299251
I'd fuck quick don't get me wrong but she looks like she may have hypothyroidism
>>681299682
Winrar
>>681299902
Wife / baby momma material right there
>>681305015
>>681305335
>>681305425
>>681305734
>>681306139
>>681306626
These are disgusting. Just go fuck a man, faggots.
>>681299705
Look at the replies this got compared to the goddess above it. You are on the wrong side of history brother
>>681305541
lol, you think muscles are the only thing that makes someone a man? what a faggot
>>681305205
could you reply in something closer to english, you're not making any sense
>>681306009
lol, enjoy your HAES
>>681307104
Lumpy people are disgusting.
>>681307113
>i'm threatened by strong women and I externalise my self-loathing
>>681306268
All of the above except these
>>681304577
>>681303705
>>681298493
Some good choices here but I pick this
>>681307326
>>681307113
These are impressive. Just go to the gym, faggots.
>>681307418
All the same girl. Smallish tits with wide hips big ass
>>681299802
Hottest girl I've ever seen
>>681307267
>I'm so butthurt over someone else's opinion that I have to pretend there's something wrong with them and not myself or the object of my desire
No faggot, muscular people look disgusting, most people feel the same way.
this.
>>681299767
damn..
>>681307426
There's no way you don't have impressive and sickening mixed up.
this
>>681302318
Holy damn!
>>681298402
This.
>>681307426
Why the fuck would I want to be a gym obsessed meathead?
>>681299923
To death?
>>681299682
seriously, who the fuck is this? i need her now
sauce and moar!!
>>681301496
Like, it's cool
Pfffffft this nigga a valley girl
>>681299431
>Well I can see you like the body type of children
Most guys that prefer short girls do. It's just hard for most of them to admit that they're closet pedos. Short=child-like. It's as simple as that.
>>681307598
moar!
>>681307761
Because she wants you to be healthy anon
To take care of your body
>>681298402
My ideal body type is that she has to have a penis.
>>681308011
was for >>681307941
>>681299902
this. basically what all my exes and my current gf look like.
beautiful hair.
thick lower body. great breasts.
she's also fit.
/thread
>>681300369
bitch remind me of a periscope
>>681303732
>fat
Are you retarded? Out of all the pictures in this thread you chose to call this girl fat? I like thin and thick so i'm not one of the faggots that feels the need to prove how one size is superior and the girl you just called fat is not more than chubby.
>>681308377
Holy shit a quick shave and id hit that like a freight train
short
>>681298402
NONE OF THE ABOVE
what the fuck is wrong with you?
you are basically a pedo if you like girls like this
this.
>>681299705
>>681299403
>>681298511
>>681302399
Skinny and fit girls are the fucking best. I want to pound my 20 year old spin instructor so badly.
>>681306570
anyone have the rest of this set?
>>681307566
>most people feel the same way
this is what every deviant criminal convinces themselves
look around, you're the only one
>>681308839
unf
>>681308445
the girl who's relying on a chair to hold up her massive lumpy frame? yes, she's fat
>>681302318
trap
>>681298402
Rangiku
>>681308793
it has a price. Tell me about you.
>>681308720
WTF? Is the same as: If you light the fire place for cozy, you are an arsonist. So, fuck you.
>>681307638
Any more of her?
>>681309174
nope sorry.
>>681309112
nice bewbs
>>681302972
SOURCE ;_;
Big ass, basically
>>681308766
I would say this, but they always tend to have really flat asses which makes the big tits look like thier bodies off balance n shit..
>thats why i became an ass man
>>681303579
That would be like fucking a man
>>681303579
Haha, gross
>>681307483
>>681307418
>>681307326
Surprised nobody agrees. Must be a low test thread for faggots I guess.
>>681299071
You're not picky, OP asked for ideal body. You can't be picky.
>>681309659
This IS perfect.
Probly shooped, but perfect.
>big hips
>big ass
>good size tits
>>681306040
this is actually perfect
>>681299251
>>681299682
>>681300002
>>681300166
>>681300195
>>681300326
>>681300451
>>681300828
>>681301079
>>681301349
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>>681301918
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>>681302352
>681302352
>>681302514
>>681303441
>>681303460
>>681304284
>>681306581
>>681307620
Fucking niggers kill yourselves
Missalice has the perfect body type. Anyone who thinks otherwise is either retarded or a faggot.
>>681307483
>>681307418
>smallish tits
>smallish
good luck ever getting laid, you idiot
>>681309659
dumb and obvious shop
the original is so much better
why do ppl ruin pics of near flawless girls with this bullshit
>>681299251
>>681299682
>>681300002
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>>681304284
>>681306581
>>681307620
>OOGA BOOGA WERE DA FAT BOOTIES AT?
>>681309983
epic xD
>>681299251
>>681299682
>>681300002
>>681300166
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>>681307620
Niggers
>>681309904
>>681309904
>What is your ideal body type for a girl
please learn to read
>>681299251
>>681299682
>>681300002
>>681300166
>>681300195
>>681300326
>>681300451
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>>681307620
>Niggers
>Human
>>681310073
>hurrr i spam ur thraed
>>681308377
fucking gorgeous. I love me a good bush
>>681299071
I don't fuck girls with bigger dicks than me
>>681299251
>>681299682
>>681300002
>>681300166
>>681300195
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>>681307620
Fat dumb violent ugly niggers OOGA BOOGA
>>681308839
>>681310062
lmao you actually bothered to post that
autism at its finest
>>681308011
>>681307598
Allie?
>>681310112
It's a shit thread anyway
>>681310199
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>>681308447
Has science gone too far?
Pretty much this
wow
the butthurt spam squad suddenly arrived wtf
>>681300126
Kek. Hes not greasy enough to be him
>>681310272
its some girl who use to post on /soc/. I cant remember her name now but I dont think it was allie
>>681310658
milena is awesome
>>681307113
Afraid to date a girl who could kick your ass huh
>>681300002
What's wrong with her back? Scoliosis?
