Secrets thread? Secrets thread.
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Secrets thread? Secrets thread.
I shit myself in 3rd grade. I was basically shitting myself all the way to 5th grade.
my wife has worn my daughters panties while we fuck.
>>681271906
Once in highschool, we were playing dodgeball in the gym. I nailed a bitch right in the face, drew blood, and made her cry, and I then let my best friend take the fall for it. I was too much of an asset to be let go, so my team members and myself made him confess to it. It keeps me up at night sometimes. We won the game but at what cost?
>>681271906
I have over twenty social media platforms dedicated to catfishing my family members. It took time, but I've managed to swing all of my sisters' nudes, along with several aunts, my step-mother, and four cousins.
I've recently started to question my sexuality though, and I've been debating whether or not to try and swing my brother's too.
>>681272907
That's pretty hot tbh
>>681272975
Very fucking hot.
I wanna fuck my asshole with a dildo till I can cum without touching my dick. But no homo
>>681272944
How do you introduce yourself?
>>681271906
I don't read the terms and agreements.
>>681273190
I'm not gay but would like get fucked by a strap on
>>681273273
Monster
>>681272944
you should post m8T. share the love.
>>681272944
you have issues
maybe leave the house for a while...
I like the taste of oj juice after brushing my teeth
>>681272907
That's really fucking sick, dude
>>681273474
the j in oj stands for juice
so oj juice would actually be like saying orange juice juice
>>681273634
That's the joke
I want to fuck the shit out of my friend's mom. Once when I was high as shit, we talked about it, she was considering it for a while, but decided not to. Would do anything to fuck her just once.
>>681273634
Because it's super juicy retard fag
I've created very intricate fantasies of killing almost everyone I know. I'd never implement any of them because I'm typically a very passive person, but thinking about it relieves stress.
I masterbate in public pools regularly
Aka the FBI dragline.
Ghosting around women's social accounts...
It get boring really...
>pic related
>>681272874
i still shit myself. i sometimes worry i was drugged in my sleep and raped by a black guy.
>>681273769
Maybe you should confront these people in your life? Not good to let something like that build, or stagnate for that matter.
When I was around seven or eight, I drank my own piss just to see what it'd taste like.
>>681274044
making me feel good /b/ro
Julia still pisses her bed
I'm a white male who faps to BBC porn, but I think it's hilarious that we all care about our skin color.
>>681271906
I watch porn and fap while I have a girlfriend of 3 years.
I fucked my female cousin when I was high as fuck. It was some grade A shit. 10/10, would do again.
I never bought the winrar licence
>>681274242
You monster!
>>681274393
Go fuck yourself
I peel the warranty tags off my mattresses.
When my gf gets drunk, she gets angry.
Usually ends up with her attacking me in some way physically and verbally.
I just take it.
>>681273575
are you aware of what website you're on?
I've technically lowkey sexually molested two of my female friends, i hate it. makes me sad tbh
For the past ten years I've been compulsively posting nudes of my ex online... People are starting to recognize her, but we're still friends and she has no idea.
>>681274587
Let him think what he wants. Wife came harder than I did.
>>681272944
How old are your aunts and step-mother that they are online posting nudes?
i seed my torrents
>>681274497
Same. But mine apologizes like crazy the next day. Doesn't stop it from happening again. Tell her i'm cool, but every time it chips away at us bit by bit
i dont wipe
I drew fluffy pony pictures on fluffybooru. Some really explicit and awful ones that still get posted here in their threads on /b/. I might make some more someday. I should get help.
My mom's friend tried to finger me in the back of my mom's car.
>>681274097
I did that in my 20s...and 30s...and 40s
>>681274704
Still fucking sick, just because you can doesn't mean you should, faggot.
>>681274837
Feels bro.
Mine then argues with me about why I'm distant.
I kinda like the couch :-)
I am nosy as shot, both online and even at someone's house.
Have to constantly check myself that I don't lake out something I'm "not supposed to know" about somebody.
But, this is 4chan, where I guess most of us are Grade A nosies.
>>681274927
As in your ass or puss?
>>681272907
how old is the daughter?
>>681271906
I want to fuck my gf's best friend. Again.
I don't have any feelings for her beyond friendship and lust though. Also, I love my gf more than anyone else, but on a physical level I just can't stop thinking of having sex with her best friend every once a while too.
>>681271906
i farted in church and blamed it some old lady on deaths door
I fucked my gf of 5 years sister who's 7 years older than her. In the same room while she was asleep. She's forever single and I creampie her every time because she wants kids but no husband.
>>681271906
father beat me senseless constantly and broke bones- friends think I just was a huge klutz
i also have developed a kind of stockholm syndrome relating to that where I really hate him for what he has done to me but at the same time he's still my dad
not sure if /b/ give a shit, but it is something I keep secret
>>681272928
Those interstate dodge championships are brutal
>>681275682
Just make sure You put in the work to not continue his legacy the same /b/ro.
>>681275236
That's her in the pic. Sooo 18.
>>681275960
That's fucking disgusting, anon.
>>681275938
even though I don't think I would
not having kids bc of this
>>681275960
got any more of your daughter?
>>681275960
I thought maybe you just had a very young looking wife
going to need more pics of either of them anon
>>681271906
I don't seed torrents
I love the smell of shit. I can only cum if I fuck a girl doggy-style or anal, and I can smell their shit
>>681275682
Fathers are complicated beast, we are naturally wired to love them and look up to them, that's why it is so disheartening to be hurt by them. We will almost always subconsciously love them
while driving alone, I imagine myself as a serial killer.
Looking for a good spot to dump the body and how I'd get rid of it.
I have sex with our black lab for my husband.
>>681276591
Damn, I thought I was the only one!
>>681276214
>>681276244
Dont have many good ones and I'm not giving you guys family photos.
>>681276591
I... drive
>>681276591
when I'm driving along I sometimes imagine I have a remote controlled car driving along next to me.
>>681276726
Ever fuck a nigger?
>>681276726
Wow. I wish I had a wife like that.
>>681276795
solid choice.
Either way 10/10 secret and hot as fuck.
>>681276726
You don't enjoy it?
>>681276884
No
>>681276969
Thanks lol
>>681277006
I do but it was his idea and I only do it when he's around
>>681272944
i don't believe you, and if this is true, your family is literally nothing but idiots,
and so are you.
>>681275031
Mine uses the word "aloof". And says that whether or not she's being rational, to treat her like she is and she'll apologize in the morning. And that's not a system I can get behind, aha. But yeah, good to know someone understands
>>681277006
Does it matter?
>>681276977
Wife took that one when I was out of town. Sent it to me in a text that said "guess what she's doing tonight"
it's been 3 years that my wife lets me fuck her once a month.
She's not cheating because each time it's just as tight as before, and I only have a 5 inch penis.
or she lets other guys fuck her ass ?
>>681277211
>no
So you're not a degenerate. That's good. How did you get started?
>>681277211
>dog cuckolding,
even when i jack off to this, i imagine i'm the dog,
holy shit i just can't even,
>>681277418
Do you play with her at all?
>>681277563
It's not cucking its more that it requires two people to go well.
>>681277418
your wife seems to be a woman of interesting taste.
>>681271906
Me and my cousin used to jerk off together when we were younger. Mostly just giving each other handys, fucking each others asscheeks (no actual anal, although tried once just wouldn't go in). He's a year younger than me, went on from when I was 11 til I was like 14.
>>681277741
My daughter? No. But wife uses her to tease me.
Tried to rape my two ex GF
They thought I was "playing"
Still miss them tho
>>681277856
She's down for anything except beast.
>>681277812
>its more that it requires two people to go well.
your brain ain't firing on all cylinders is it?
it's more what? romantic? retarded? fucked up?
>>681277302
Slap her back?? I never understood this battered spouse thing. Fucking smack the bitch a new hilltop.
>>681271906
sometimes i think dogs are hot, like huskies...
>>681277888
u ghey,
>>681278016
>>681277906
ah, perfect. Love an open minded girl who gets off on the taboo.
>>681271906
I pretend to be a girl in order to get some of the hottestlesbian chicks in my college and most of them being retarded send me nudes in snapchat and i just save em and dump em on my dick
>>681278089
Logistics, but it seems you have cuck on your mind and want to keep it that way.
i think i might be a decent man,
not good,
i doubt i'm bad,
just decent,
jury is still out on whether i'm going to hell or not.
>>681271906
Sometimes I imagine what its like to fuck my sister in law
>>681278393
We have a good time.
>>681272944
I have two identies in my snapchat bro one is Drey and the other is Diana lmfao and i got nudes omg and i even get my friends to think im actually banging those chicks
>>681278189
Nah bro all about the pussy currently, he still gets me hard when I see him at family shit though, he's the only guy I've ever thought about that way. FYI: We're in our 20s now.
>>681278501
>i just save em and dump em on my dick
>dump em on my dick
>>681273769
You are literally mentally ill please seek help
>>681278575
no, i am trying to understand what the fuck you are saying, your previous post didn't make any sense,
how is it not cucking?
For the last two and a half years I've been dating a woman who I am madly in love with and she feels the same. I am married with two kids and neither woman knows about each other. Recently my girlfriend has broken up with me, and I am completely devastated. Even my wife has noticed and it's been effecting me. My girlfriend required more commitment (it was a long distance relationship) that I could provide. The only reason I am with my wife is because I want to be with my kids, my father abandoned my family at a young age and I know what it feels like to grow up without a dad. I can't put them through it. I deserve every bad emotion I feel, and both women deserve better than me...
Had a friend who I used to feel up a lot. We're a close knit group of friends and it wouldn't be unusual for 5+ of us to cram into one double bed, with more on floors, to crash after partying. This one friend, I always used to grope his butt in his sleep whilst I was awake. Feel kinda guilty and gross about it now, even though we're still friends, he never treated me any different (dunno if he even knew) and we live together now with other friends.
had a 12 year old gf when i was 21.
>it was alright.
>>681279306
Eh don't beat yourself up anon, you're better than either of our dads by the sounds of things. And even if you do leave your wife to patch things up with your gf, you can still be around for your kids.
>>681279448
you know they can touch you and give you handies/bj's but you can't fuck'em
/b/ secretly makes me a worse person every day.
>>681278920
Like my wiggity wiggity wiggity wack rap
>>681273190
Plenty of homo in that desire, actually.
>>681279847
>but you can't fuck'em
eh, i got news for you buddy...
I often fantasize about torturing my girlfriends little yorkie. A few times I've held her mouth and nose shut and watch her struggle for breath, and pinched her really hard and hear her cry. I wish I could take it further but I'm hardly alone with her and I don't want it to be noticed by the family. I have a dog and I love animals, I don't have any desire to hurt any other animal besides this little yorkie, I know it's fucked up but I really don't care
>>681279611
Due to my job the distance would be too great both women would live on opposite ends of the country. And my job would have me moving every 3 years.
The thing is I've sacrificed my own happiness ever since I was a child. My mother was kind of crazy with mental issues, so when my dad left when I was like 5 it was hard for me to have friends so I just accepted it and never bothered for her sake. Throughout the years in every relationship, friend or family or gf/wife, I'd put them before me. Even joined the military because self sacrifice was just natural lol. My girlfriend was the one person who, other than my kids, made me truely happy. Something I hadn't get in a long time. As hurt as I am I'm kind of happy that now she can find someone else. Me and her have been going back and forth and she has a recently new boyfriend so it hurts. But time heals everything, and letting her move on even though she still loves me is best for her...
It just sucks knowing that if I die tomorrow, every moment I've spent on the earth has been spent focusing on other people's happiness. Some would say that's noble, but when you think about it that just means I've lived my whole life for other people...
>>681280201
worst than the pedofags.
kill yourself nigger. seriously.
>>681277526
>She's not cheating because each time it's just as tight as before
>being this ignorant
>>681274497
my friend in college used to be a cuck in this situation, i tried everything to get him to stop dating her, i told him how she was cheating on him and got nothin, even later on when i lost all hope even macked on her to try and piss him off enough to leave her, nothing
ridiculous
I'm 21 years old and the most I have done with a girl is hug her.
Basically, when I was 12 my best friend was diagnosed with cancer, And instead of running away like every single other friend he had, I made sure I was there for him. Pretty much all of my free time was spent either at his house (when he was home) or on Runescape with him (only thing he really did when he was stuck in a hospital bed). Now that he finally has a normal life again, I started looking after my own and I realized that I kind of put everything else on hold. So now I'm a 21 year old kissless virgin with no idea how to tell if a girl is interested.
>>681280489
So you're saying if I molested little girls it would be better than torturing a useless yorkie?
>>681274393
pls by me :^)
>fucked my friends girl that he met in facebook ina bathroom and in public…
>>>>Later in the alley( at night) she got pregnant from the broken condom....not long after she later decided if she was prego she would blame my friend. She was later in fact pregnant. He paid for abortion
>>>even though I hit it first.
>>681280632
I had a late start too anon, now girls are easy for me. Talking and figuring them out is the easy part, that initial course is the tough one. Best advice: as soon as I stopped caring or fearing rejection the better I did. Most of the chicks I meet up with or hook up with are online, a lot easier to talk there good for practice too. Just remember this: Pretry girls want to be told they are smart, and smart girls want to be told they are pretty. If they are a 50/50 combo just laugh at everything they say and tell them they're funny.
My gf is the nicest girl on earth
But I'm barely attracted to her, she's a bit chubby and sometimes its hard for me to have a solid boner
>>681274640
ten years nigga? christ almighty
i dont even have nudes of the chick i dated for like 5 years and its been 5 year since and i wouldnt even do some gay shit like that
i never understood the type of revenge shit some guys are after, you have to think bigger, and understand that all women are absolutely retarded and emotionally driven... once you understand that, it all makes sense
>>681280725
yes.
>morality really is that relative.
kill yourself nigger. please.
>>681280725
I would honestly prefer that. torturing the yorkie feels worse.
>>681274812
you sir, are a hero
>>681281151
I miss my ex wish i got her nudes so i can pull that shit off
>>681281004
Kys u fucking asshole
>>681281004
Wow wtf thats such a dick move
>>681281004
What a friend u are
>>681281004
What does she look like mate? Was it worth it?
>>681281004
Kek nice pic
>>681281004
Your worse then all these fuckers here
>>681281004
Your a god
I'm going to cheat on my gf with this girl. She says she's a virgin and I can't tell what ethnicity she is
im secretly a neet
>be me, cs fag
>find new tech in 2010 called bitcoin
>want to play around with it, but some fag wont sell me any unless i give him 100 dollars worth at the price (something like 0.10$)
>fuck it. i really want to play around with it
>mess around. don't really do anything useful with it.
>mfw i hear on the news about bitcoin price hike in 2013
>made a shitload of mone like 400k
haven't told anyone
graduated school and had no idea what i wanted to do with my life
>told parents i got a job
>moved out
>living off the earnings
no one has any idea i'm secretly a rich neet
>>681281133
I had a chubby gf who I thought was the nicest, most loving person ever. Would hit that shit for hours. Turns out she was a cunt but I dont know if im over it. Fuck that bitch find a hotter girl to fuck and eventually break up with.
>>681281885
Nice lol i lie to every girl.on my snapchat and tell.them how beautiful they are when they look like shit and theni ignore them for awhile get snapped back repeat amd eventually get nudes... and i did this while having a gf
>>681278128
Mine rarely gets physical. And as funny as it is, she ain't a t.v. can't just smack her until it's fixed.
>>681282057
Chubby girls feel great when ur inside there pussy. How does ur girl look like?
>>681282108
Just realized that analogy doesn't work anymore :/
I masturbated in the bed i share with my grandma who has alzheimers and i share a room with my mom who sleeps on the floor.. i only did this twice and i have no interest in incest i dont have a room of my own....
>>681271906
I have a concealed carry license and carry a gun regularly, because of my fear of gun nuts.
>>681278154
Try yiff
>>681282083
Dude this girl was so easy to talk to though. She literally sent me that today and we just started talking today. I just want to take her long hair into my fist as I pound her from behind
>>681281983
lmao i found out about it in 2k10 too... didnt buy it
graduated uni too, but working shit jobs to pay for car insurance
once i get that hopefully ill get a good jerb
>living in block of apartments
>other block next door, ours is slightly higher
>windows are slightly offset so none directly opposite
>apartment across from mine has cute blonde wife move in
>install bamboo blinds
these blinds are see thorough because the little gaps never close right up, from inside they look closed
>this blonde cutie showers and changes every night at 9
>I become permanent fixture in my window because it can see into hers from an angle
>angle is perfect, can see all of bed
>one night watch her masturbate, I cum, no hands
>a few nights later see her on bed, feet high in air, white socks going up and down, legs apart
>husband comes up for air a minute later
>his dick is hard and curved, fucks her
>he lasts less than 30 seconds
>she rolls over, looks disappointed
>he goes out to watch TV
For a muinute I seriously consider trying to get her attention to see if she wants me to fuck her
> cum no hands
>flatmate (girl) catches me running to bathroom, cum dripping from dick
>later apologise, she says please don't watch porn in the living room
OK, if that's what you think I was doing.
>>681280632
That was good of you man.
>>681280632
You're a good person anon
>>681282762
same bro. Thought it was an interesting idea but doomed to failure, so didn't put any money in.
Kicking myself for it now.
>>681282447
protect my ass when shit goes down fam
>libtard here
When I'm driving back from work I look for fresh road kill to fuck
>>681282917
the mistakes were made fam
I gave daddy a bj
I realized 2 days ago that my fiance is into kids, while we were having sex she said it would be awesome that once we have our own kids we should either let her join us if its a girl so she (my fiance) can watch while i fuck her (our girl), or if its a boy we both should double team her.
I just answered with a shitty "oh, you like that?" since i didnt really know if it was some kind of trap to know she is marrying a pedo or if she actually likes that.
Either way, i have no idea how to react to this, especially if its the latter one.
I fantasize about a childhood friend from when I was 10, I'm 24 now.
My favourite to masterbate too is thinking about him fucking me secretly when we had a sleep over.
>>681272944
>>>681271906 (OP)
>I have over twenty social media platforms dedicated to catfishing my family members. It took time, but I've managed to swing all of my sisters' nudes, along with several aunts, my step-mother, and four cousins.
>I've recently started to question my sexuality though, and I've been debating whether or not to try and swing my brother's too.
Post there nudes we need proof
>>681274628
>I've technically lowkey sexually molested two of my female friends, i hate it. makes me sad tbh
How, explain in detail
>>681283838
Role with it. I've been with a few pedo chicks. It's a wild ride. She know you're into kids?
>>681278636
>i think i might be a decent man,
>not good,
>i doubt i'm bad,
>just decent,
>jury is still out on whether i'm going to hell or not.
This is me. Though I have taken pictures of game activation codes and put them back on the shelf. Not taking from store=not stealing. Maybe. Idk, far cry primal is better off free.
>>681284466
>She know you're into kids?
Thats the issue, not even i know if im into that.
The idea itself sounds pretty weird, even fucked up, but i actually dont know if i would say "no" to it.
>>681284662
Where is she now?
>>681284795
Sleeping right next to me.
>>681284662
If she talked about it while you were fucking the likelihood of it being a trap is extremely low. But it might just be a fantasy and not something she wants to make a reality. Me being me, I would push it for all its worth. Only talk about it when your sick is in her tho.
>>681285114
*dick
>>681281983
Mofo, I think I know who you are. I've always had my hunch...
I started talking to my best friends rapist again. We were friends with him before, but we all dropped him after what happened. I had feels for him but didn't talk to him anyway. Lately we've been talking and I think I'm going to arrange to see him. He said he's bi now and implied he would be interested in sextimes. Really really want to but not sure what to do?
>>681285114
>If she talked about it while you were fucking the likelihood of it being a trap is extremely low. But it might just be a fantasy and not something she wants to make a reality.
Makes sense, thank you.
I guess the smart move be would talk about it next time im fucking her, right? if its just a fantasy, then it would be triggered whenever she is horny.
>>681284662
some girls get off on the fantasy but not necessarily reality. If you find the dirty talk hot you can just roll with it.
If she starts suggesting it outside the bedroom that's when you have to consider what to do. but as long as it's just while fucking, don't worry too much.
>>681285594
This>>681285617
If it was me, and I don't think you're as bold as me, I'd wait until we were decently fucking with my cock balls deep, then ask how young she thinks we should start teaching our kids.
How did she bring it up?
When I was in high school my younger brothers and I were playing Star Wars Battlefront. I was letting them win because I was older. Eventually they lost anyways because one of my brothers was just fucking around and the other one got really really mad at him.
I ran to the store to grab some food for dinner and when I came back my youngest brother had "fallen" off of our second floor and broken his neck. My other brother was frantically shaking him and trying to wake him up.
I'm like 99% sure my brother killed my youngest brother over a fucking video game but I didn't let the police know.
>>681285063
Sneak a pic of her
I bullshitted my way into being a child prodigy and have spent the past fifteen years living in isolation officially writing a critique of socioeconomic
Really I'm just cultivating a small farm and slowly contemplating burning myself alive with all of my "work"
>>681286031
Have you confronted your brother?
I helped my ex gf get fucked by a friends dog
Saw a buddies girl at work sucking two black dudes off haven't said anything.
I've been planning to blow my brains out for a while now but don't want to cause i know there will be so many people who don't give a shit about me on any normal day saying how they were my best friend and how they'll miss me
>>681287146
Greentext
The only reason i come on /b/ is for feels threads and shit like this. it makes me feel significantly less lonely to see other people who are going through shit. "I might be lonely but at least im not alone" i guess
I dress my daughter up skanky and take her out in public.
>>681274858
Holy shit! I have no words. Why not?
>>681288094
age?
>>681288094
>>681288643
I think we need examples of clothes and what you do.
I fapped to this
>>681288887
As skimpy as I can get and just take her out and around. Maybe the skankiest outfit was when I had her wear one of my lace camis as a dress.
>>681285259
kek i'll tell you if you guess my first name correctly
>>681272928
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AT WHAT COOOST
>>681288094
Hey, me too! Loved shopping with her. Some incredibly sexy clothing for girls these days.
>>681280632
I kissed a girl just once and if i get 21 and still virgin i will pay me a slut or search for a desperate milf in some contact site.
>>681289862
Uh huh. How bad did you get her done up?
>>681289862
>>681289374
please tell me one of you is a femanon
>>681287844
Checked. I know how you feel anon. I'm the same way.
>>681290077
Checked. I am.
I'm stuck in an endless cycle of worthlessness. I can't get a job bevayse no hs diploma( not my fault), and Cant get a diploma cause i can't pay for classes. At this point i may have to settle for G.E.D and only get half of max fafsa for school.
I have a huge crush on my best friends sister, and I have a wedgie fetish
>>681290189
fantasy scenario fulfilled
thankyou for existing
I suck money for dick.
>>681290302
Lol. If you see a mom walking her loli daughter around and she looks like a whore, it's ok to look.
I've done bad things
>>681289978
She worked as a professional child model, so we even had a lot of clothing given to us free. As far as kid's clothing she had some very short miniskirts, spandex biking shorts, and you would not believe how sexy some kids swimwear can be, one GapKids bikini I remember well. She had Victoria's Secret "Very Sexy String Bikini" by the time she was eleven. Also, some tank top shirts came with "shrugs" to be worn over them that were rather sheer, so I let her just wear the sheer shrug.
>>681290077
I am male, first poster apparently female.
I really wanna be a Sissy but am too scared to do it I'm looking for a master or Mistress
>>681290189
If she is a cutie, I would love to photograph her in a couple years.
>>681290776
Oh nice. You went the professional looking route. I'm just going trashy lol.
>>681290947
Oh wouldn't that be exciting. How would you photograph her?
>>681273634
>tfw when
>>681281116
smooth
i was a heroin addict for 5 years who did a lot of fucked up shit like arranging sex for my dope dealer with unsuspecting dope fiends when they were sick and desperate. I never tell people i was a junkie until im backed into a corner. A lot of shame.
I never graduated from university, but I lied and told everyone I did and with amazing grades. I work in a totally unrelated field to my degree and make decent money, but I got really lucky with this.
I paid an escort to pretend to be my girlfriend to make this one girl who rejected me at work feel jealous. The escort was a 9/10 and the girl at work was a 7/10. The escort would come in, bring me lunch, kiss me, sit and chat for 5 minutes and then kiss me, hug me, be very touchy-feely. I paid the escort $500 to do this every second day for a month. The escort eventually asked me to fuck her cause she was interested in sleeping with me (she wanted more money). I couldn't get an erection and she started crying. She knew I wanted to make a girl jealous. In the end the girl I tried making jealous got a boyfriend who was like 6'6", skinny, shaved head, smelled like weed 24/7, and had a 2015 mustang gt. Clearly he wasn't only doing weed. Her family would come to work and constantly tell in public how much of a piece of shit her boyfriend is and she would ignore it and kept seeing him. Eventually everyone found out his parents are rich and she ended up marrying him. I was pretty depressed, but I dodged a bullet cause I found out her work permit was going to expire.
On my 22nd birthday my friends made a big party for me happen and all my friends from highschool came. A 50/50 ratios of guys to girls. It was a good time. I drank a lot and one of the girls who was designated driver said we should all head out to the bar. I got in her car. I was pretty drunk and the girl in the back seat was drunk. I started making out with her and fingerbanging her. When we got to the clubs the girl was too drunk to get out of the car. I found out it was a the girl who was driving older sister who was in a 5 year relationship. Her sister snitched and her boyfriend dumped her and she ended up jumping from her bedroom window and breaking her leg. She walks with a limp now...
>>681291045
I still have some of the clothing my daughter wore as a model and would love to shoot her in "unposed" candid-looking photos. Like dressing/undressing, trying on mom's high heels (in a short miniskirt so a glimpse of panties). A pretty, sheer slip works well, and she can twirl around dancing and make it fly out, makes for interesting pics.
>>681290434
sounds great. where should I look to find that?
>>681291395
>she walks with a limp now...
>>681290189
bbq mom?
i am a motherfucker.
literally.
>>681291543
I would be very ok with any of that. Did you do any private photoshoots?
>>681291658
Shhhh
>>681291775
Sure. I have photographed hundreds of people, mostly girls though, since my kid was a model. Some rather famous ones in fact (who won't be named here). Unfortunately 100% of people on line tend to live thousands of miles away from me.
>>681291827
Got any interesting stories from the last...4,5 months? It's been a long time.
>>681292131
Lol true. I'd be ok with anything you suggested.
>>681292315
Been hiding. Got out of control at Christmas.
>>681292437
I recall. things more under control now?
i am going to kill my ex gf just for fun she isint my oneitis i just think she would make a great victim for my first time
>>681292437
stop implying and tell these fuckers what happened you stupid bitch.
>also, impying you're a woman on /b/.
>kek
>>681292700
i believe you we believe you
>>681292333
I also like dance leotards and cheerleader uniforms with spankies (or without) can be fun. Prefer 8 to 11 though, when they have longer legs, more proportioned body. Are you in US? What general area?
>>681292601
Yes. Ty
My biggest secret:
I was seeing a woman who was 11 years older than me. She has two kids and she's a single mother. She had an older woman live with her who would watch her kids when she worked. I guess a live-in nanny, but she has always lived in ghetto apartments.
So I would have sex with this older lady for years. Eventually I stopped using condoms with her. I would never bust inside her and everytime I would cum I would go pee and wash my around my dick to make sure to clean up well.
I never felt any emotions for her, just excited to fuck. In all the years we were fucking we only went out to eat once. She would constantly bug me to go out to eat or to watch movies. I didn't want to at all.
So on my birthday I call her up and she comes over (I live alone, but before we would get motels or wait for my roommates to go to work). We know it's just fucking. So I just fuck her and I notice she's on her period cause I see blood. She says it's ok to cum in her. I would never ever do that. When she would get mad drunk she always wanted me to cum in her. NEVER in my life would I want to.
So I just fuck her while she's on her period and I pull out and don't even cum. I go to clean up in the shower and come back to my bed. She sucks me off until I cum and she goes to the bathroom and cleans up. I pass out and she leaves. The next month she's telling me she didn't get her period and that she's pregnant. NO fucking way. Not mine. She's telling everyone I got her pregnant now.
So all those years where I never wore a condom and fucked her and never came in her either period or no period. And now she gets pregnant. It's not mine. I know she's probably seeing her ex husband cause she mentioned it once cause I told her I didn't want a relationship with her and she's way older than me.
I haven't told my family. It's probably not mine. I spoke with a friend who said don't take a paternity test cause it might be rigged and might get you in trouble with child support later on.
Hey /b/ im in a bit of fucked up trip of confusion here... okay okay okay so this one chick who i liked to death and we liked eachother became close friends her and me right... i fucked up the friendship... we argued alot i fucked up the friendship cuz of my ego of the past.... her bf logged into her facebook and blocked me never to be seen again for three whole years... i go in facebook now amd i find out she unblocked me... what should i do or say? Couldnt stop thinking about her everyday
gonna see what they bring and then find out who they work for :D
>>681292960
Without is fine. Yes in the south.
>>681293201
Idk dude is her bf still with her?
>>681293201
Wow hmmm idk what to say to that at all
>>681292333
I have also had the somewhat surreal experience of watching my daughter pose for other photographers.
>>681293389
How exciting was that?
>>681293319
I heard he got kicked out, by her closest friend last semester he lives in his car
>>681293201
Maybe the other anons know?
>>681292975
anytime.
now tell me stories.
I love asian massage parlors. I regularly have sex and I am not in a relationship. I'm pretty sure I just like the exhibitionism part of it. Haven't blown a shitload of money, but happy endings are worth every dollar
>>681293201
Curse her out right now anon shes just a piece of shit u dont need her in your life...
>>681293570
Lol can u read my story
>>681293173
Pay for your own paternity test, that way it wont be rigged. Or go on Springer, whatever
>>681293201
Get nudes and post?
>>681293655
I can once you tell it.
>>681293250
Those glorious steaming hot summers when girls wear as little as possible. Me, too. Would love to see a pic of her in your cami, but of course that can't be done here.
my niece is my daughter.
>not even trolling.
>>681293570
Lol greedy. I found out she likes to dance when she drinks my "juice". And my sisters husband definitely liked that. Guess my moms instincts were right.
>>681293201
Don't waste your time. It's not fair to your self that she got into a relationship with a guy and didn't give a shit about you. She was dating and happy with this guy. Think about it. She was fucking him not thinking about you one bit. She was sucking his dick and not thinking about you one bit. She would make him breakfast and kiss him and not give a fuck about you cause you were nonexistant. She probably picked up a couple of his mannerisms that she'll remember when she does something he used to do. She didn't give a shit. Girls don't reminisce. They forget and go forward.
She didn't have the same strong emotions you felt for her. She was wasting your time. If she wanted something to happen it would have happened and you would have been fucking and getting you dick sucked by her. Wake up bro. It's not worth it.
>>681293928
Hot AF anon.
I have gay sex with one of my best friends behind his gf's back because he feels bad that he can't sexually satisfy her.
>>681293949
very nice. But I'm sure you've done more than that since christmas.
>>681293476
Once a photographer in Florida was shooting her in a woman's little SunNSport bikini, and he turns to me and remarks, "She's a freak." I understood what he meant: a ten-year-old just doesn't have a body like that. Actually, not offensive, sorta flattering.
I possess information that, if applied correctly to one's perspective, will provide growth.
>yup
>>681294008
Wow holy fucking shit your so right damn i feel so weird as fuck...but...why would she unblock me what purpose would she have?
>>681294008
Bro i honestly need to.get some pussy so she just dissapears from my mind forever.
>>681294188
Anything else happen?
>>681294147
I did more at Christmas lol. They were inseparable day and night. Became movie buddies after everyone went to bed.
>>681293928
My step-daughter is my wife.
Inb4 Woody Allen
I used to "enjoy" pink dumpster diapers
>>681294406
tell me more about christmas and the 'more' you did.
I'm part of a group of cops who is ordered to mess with people on the outer rungs of society. Medicaid, junkies, felons, etc. any of the sponges. It's a for profit industry for the prison welfare complex and we get to keep the stuff we confiscate. IA and the press might be on to us, but we're good thanks to the DA and the chief. Doubt anything bad will happen to us.
>>681294321
She did some Gary Gross style photos with him. He appreciated her beauty.
>>681294207
LIES PROVE IT
>>681275201
>681275201
In his pussy
>>681294621
googled 'gary gross' to figure out what you meant
now scrubbing computer before I get v&
thanks a lot anon.
>>681294426
lol. good one faggot.
also, good for you. i aint even moralfag.
how many years you got on her?
>>681294616
You sound like someone who should be dragged out to the curb and shot because you're preying on the most vulnerable people possible. You disgust me and hope one of your victims takes justice into their own hands.
>>681294044
Hot, pics please
>>681294886
Ruled completely legal by US courts.
In Kindergarten I threw a large stick at the back of a girls head she started to bleed and cry. Told the teacher I didn't do it and got off scot free.
>>681294224
>>681294302
Anon. I've been in the EXACT same boat.
I started to think about all the shitty excuses. She probably told you a lot of shitty excuses and since you were in love with her you probably believed them. Now that you're slowly opening your eyes think for a second about those shitty excuses you didn't think twice about. Now is the time. This is how you'll get over her.
Like I said if she wanted to be in a relationship with you it would have happened and you would have seen it coming a mile away. She would have more than likely told you to your face "I really really like you Anon" or "Anon I think about us being together". Or she would have been coy and wanted to drink with you and seduce you into her bed so you can fuck her. How would she seduce you, you're asking. She would have literally kiss and touch your thighs/dick. It would have been so obvious. Trust me on this.
Now think about it. She told her ex "I want to be with you ex" or "I think about us being together ex." And she probably seduced him or let him have his way with her. Clearly this girl wasn't into you and was wasting your time.
I think you probably fell deep in love and really wanted something to happen. And she was immature about it. She didn't know how to reject you. She just used you as a "friend". She knew that you liked her. She knows anon trust me, but she disregarded it completely cause girls just love to fucking talk talk talk. They don't care with who, they talk talk talk.
You honestly need to start hitting on other women. Eventually you'll find someone to suck your dick and you'll forget about that girl.
>>681294621
That must have been extremely exciting. Did he keep it professional or was he able to coax more lewd photographs out of her?
>>681294588
After everyone went to bed the three of us stayed up. I'd loose track of my juice and she always seemed to find it lol. The first two days after she fell asleep on the couch id get sleepy and put a light blanket on her. The third night I pretended to fall asleep on the couch too.
>>681295289
I like where this is going.
>>681295385
did you hit it pretty early on or had to wait?
>>681295055
Completely professional. No lewd, just beauty.
>>681294672
Focal point(s), realizing three outcomes (+, -, neutral) for any choices, understanding you control your surroundings, there's a lot ;)
>>681295506
Lol. I scooted to get comfy and my nightshirt moved up. He had his choice. He didn't choose me ;(
>>681271906
To be hired in that firm, during the interviews I gave multiple slight hints to pretend to be a closet gay.
Man, I got that job, and even a better wage I was expecting.
Damn gays.
>>681295728
knew it was lies, shekenbruckler >:(
>>681295553
She used to sleep in bed with her mom and I sometimes when she was 8 or 9, but we didn't get together until she was 23 and I was long divorced from her mother.
>>681295647
I suppose that's good if you're a professional. How was it watching him pose her like that?
>>681295920
something tells me her mother wants you dead for having tasted a slice of heaven.
is heaven as awesome as the prophets say?
>>681272944
you supreme faggot, first got all those nudes, and then question your imperial gayness
>>681295909
Fucking negatives haahah
>>681295881
naughty girl, behaving in such a way.
So what did him choosing her involve?
>>681274242
a 3 year old girlfriend? you'll be v& in a minute
>>681274393
WINRAR
>>681295909
Fuck does shekenbruckler mean?
>>681295968
Actually very exciting to get her beauty documented. Unfortunately, females don't stay young and beautiful forever, but photos can capture timelessly. For many years before that it was very common for random strangers to ask her if she knew how beautiful she was, or ask to take a photo with her, or ask to put her on their blog or website. It's amazing how normal and unassuming she has turned out.
>>681296059
Even better.
>>681296671
>>681296671
>>681296671
share some of those sensations with a mere mortal sir. whats it like?
I sent my ex gfs nudes to a bunch of her friends out of spite, I turned into a bitch not caring what she had done to me i even told her i wanted to kill myself which caused her to break up with me, i did all the work im the relationship and at the end of it her friends choose her side and realize shes a manipulative cunt. But I still got to give her tits hickeys and whenever she wanted something from me (sexually) I treated her like my cumdump rubbing her slut pussy around her friends.
>pic not related it's just a reward for you anons reading
>>681274939
piss is meant to expel uric acid and other toxic stuff.
drinking it, means that you uselessly stress your blood system and kidneys, easily getting to hyperuricemia (can lead to gout), insulin resistance (type2 diabetes), metabolic syndrome...
it's somewhat funny to read on /b/ all sorts of self-harming people like you, who crave to get some Darwin Prize.
>>681291658
Who the fuck is that?
>>681296365
iunno am doggo
>>681297241
Urine therapy is very good for you
>>681297451
its a fat neckbeard who claims to be a woman who dresses her daughter slutty to show her off to men in public places.
for obvious reasons, she has never posted time stamped tits to dispel any suspicion that she is a fat neckbeard who claims to be a woman who....
you get the point.
>>681297237
as in bitch I mean pussy whipped until I got a grip on reality and noticed how shitty the person I said I love you to actually is.
>another non related pic cause I apologize on my shit spelling I'm kinda tired
>>681297451
newfag
>>681297653
I'm aware of that, still a nice fantasy
>>681296219
Hi lifted her night gently and beat off.
I'm a born again christian.
Every secrets thread......descends into pedo stories. Then question guy shows up and that's where the thread stays
>>681281983
>be me, poor NEET
>bought six bitcoins for some 20 bucks
>a while later, forgot it
>when bitcoin raced around a grand (Nov. 2013) bought a $4000 pc, paying directly in btc
>mfw still regretting spending only 20 buck worth then
>>681287180
pics or it didn't happen
