Waifu Claiming Thread
>We All Float Down Here
The rules are simple
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Or 3D waifu, or whatever the fuck you want
>The rules don't matter
>Worship all Spike Spiegel waifu's
>Insult all other waifu's
>Discuss stuff while posting your waifu in a fitting manner
>Naps and Alcohol recommended by 10/10 Spiegel's
>Keep RP to a minimum
>Ignore the RP
>Keep lewd to a minimum
>All lewd must be directed at a Spiegel
Most important and only rule that actually matters: Have fun!
Spike Spiegel
>>681238851
early claim!!
>>681238595
>it's not good
I bet its pretty good but you suffer from the same problem a lot of amateur artists have... always feeling like their work isn't as good as it is.
Can I beat the fastest waifu on no legs
Miho claimed
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>>681239076
Yes, your last pic threw me off!
Miia claim
>>681238762
I wish I could replay Kingdom Hearts, too bad I lost the game..
Megumin claimed
Best girlie claim!
Fucking mobile.
Fucking image limit.
Fucking Muslims.
Thinking about getting a new snake.
NOT ALL HEROES WEAR CAPES
I haven't played an FPS in a long time,
got a lil rusty
>>681239322
Fuck muslims
>>681239241
!!!
>>681239313
KH2 is my favourite game for speedruns. Its just so perfectly balanced and combat is very fluid.
>>681239014
Fastest claim!
>>681239322
You got a problem with over the border folk?
>>681238786
Don't think the box says any specific flavours other than "Black tea".
>>681239185
I did for all the sweet, sweet paronomasia
>>681238851
Thanks for hosting, handsome.
Obligatory claim.
>>681239149
*hugs tightly*
I worry easily. I'm sorry that you feel that way, I hope you find someone/something that makes you feel special.
>>681239322
I agree with all.
>>681239322
Fuck muslims.
>>681239733
That pic is very unsettling.
>>681239033
maybe....all of my stuff is really cliched though...do you play any instruments homu???
>>681239355
What kind of snake?
>Not like I know a lot about them
>[Insert dick joke here]
<3
>>681239632
There's only two anons who I post tiddies with.
>>681239689
>I'll probably name it Miia
>>681239355
>Checked
What kind of snake you already have?
>>681239517
Only played the first one, unfortunately,
nip slip
Oh no, the tittie monster has been summoned!
All you busty babes have unleashed untold terror unto /waifu/ yet again.
Only trips can quell the beast this time!
Ultraviolence.
>>681240157
that really caught me off guard, I need a moment
>>681239486
>>681239512
>>681239557
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>>681239801
Thanks kind hands. I'll just keep searching I guess.
>>681239733
Mkay.
Doing well?
>>681240142
Dick pic
>>681240157
Interesting gif you've get there, Sir
>>681240157
Why would I want to stop that monster?
I'm back again to claim my reason to stay alive, desu!
>>681240157
Strange. When I see trips I show tits.
Now if we get tripls we vanquish the tity monster?
Either way tits will be posted
>>681239921
Only flute lol. Tried to learn guitar but I gave up after getting a string blown (not sure if this is how u call it in english).
I tried to do experimental music for a while, mostly playing with basses with synthetizers and stuff... nothing special but it was fun.
If I could learn an instrument now it would be the piano.
Juri claimed.
Fucking hate ragequitters in ranked. Hurry the fuck up with the April update, Crapcom.
>>681238757
Sick I stream MKX and SFV and some other stuff
>>681238826
Aw how sweet of you that super nice and I respect that man
>>681240692
Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu
>>681239932
A honduran milksnake.
>this one, specifically
http://www.reptilesbymack.com/tangerine-honduran-milk-snake.aspx
>>681240089
She's an albino banded kingsnake.
>>681240157
K.
>Atago still has more tiddy
>>681240799
Ayyyy mkx is one of my favourite games. What platform do you play on
>>681240157
Trips I summon thee.
>>681240794
How goes it Juri?
>>681239313
Thighjob! Thighjob!
>>681240395
No thanks are needed. I just hope you feel better sooner or later.
>>681240281
Heyo, friendo. How are ya?
>>681240382
Who needs magazines.
>>681240794
Heyo, Ruri. Ragequitters are annoying.
>>681240689
>>681240698
It has teeth and will eat you and assimilate you into another boob!
>>681240089
Really? If you have a decent computer you can emulate KH2, and trust me, its really good.
Compared to the first game the gameplay and depth of story is on a whole new level.
>>681240676
>>681240794
I'm chillin hardcore since the day I was born.
Sup niggas?
Its about time I hit the sack. Have a good night/day everyone, hope to see you tomorrow.
>>681241184
Sleep tight Homu.
Well I guess i'll pop in again
how you guys been?
>>681241184
Night.
>>681241184
nighty night
>>681240731
ditto with piano, i need to focus on the ones i play right now though lol, i've heard flute is hard to play...i could never play a woodwind
that does sound fun....i bet you made a lot of cool stuff
>>681241184
Sleep tight
>>681241300
Heeyo!
>>681241019
Need more firepower!
>>681240799
I gotta do something, some time. She's helped me out a lot
Now help me out and move that butt a little more center. Perfect for tucking things.
>>681241014
>I need cigs, booze, handgrenades and more ammo!
>>681241184
Goodnight.
Sleep well.
>>681240676
2/3
>>681241300
Heyo, pretty good, what about you?
>>681241184
Goodnight, sleep warm and well.
>>681241300
Doing well, hope you're the same.
>>681241492
All things that help kill you faster in large doses. I like that. Ask and you shall receive.
Oh, god. It's turned into a space station.
Someone kill it!
>>681241014
Woke up in the middle of the night to a headache, nothing else really.
You?
>>681240057
>boobies
>>681241437
>>681241600
>>681241708
Pretty good, chill day, got to sit back and relax, play some vidya
>>681240898
I never thought I'd say this, but that is a really damn cute snake
>>681241019
Rolling then!
>I want a titjob from that thing
>>681241184
Good night Homu!
>>681241714
KEK
>>681241003
Greetings. It goes well, taking a small break from SFV as I proceed through the night. No clear intention of sleep any time soon. How about yourself?
>>681241013
This is a wonderful image, truly.
>>681241014
>Ruri
>Not calling me Juri
Oh Hand, you're a wonderful appendage but we already have a Ruri. In any case, yes they are annoying and suck ass, I don't get any LP for my earned victories, blegh. This is why I stick to Battle Lounge.
>>681241086
Just trying not to kill myself before the August update.
going into lurker mode
>>681241714
Need the Swordfish for this one.
>>681241759
>All lewds must be directed at a Spiegel
>>681241708
This better be the good stuff
>>681240692
Welcome back :)
>>681240898
Never seen an albino snake before
>>681241184
Goodnight!
>>681241022
I'll download tonight
>>681241013
My fetish has been awakened
>>681240057
FUCK YEAH
>>681241086
Just working on a project of mine.
Nothing interesting
>>681241591
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threads moving fast
>>681241924
do not cry pls
>>681241861
I'm doing good, thanks for asking.
>No clear intention of sleep any time soon.
That sounds like a common problem here.
It's not working. We need more firepower!
>>681240996
I play on PS4 but yeah its one of my favorites too who do you play as?
>>681241492
>Moves for you
I..is that better for ya?
>>681238851
Hello. It is monster-anon here. I heard there is a way to view names on threads like this. Can somebody help me out?
>sandworm a cute
>>681242061
>Nothing interesting
Sure...
>>681241857
All snakes are cute!
>>681241997
Here you go.
>>681242032
I'll be sure to post pics if this happens.
>which it probably will
>Galko
>>681242247
Damnit, waifu's.. If you were so busty and sexy, this wouldn't be happening!
>>681242285
Aw yeah. This could turn into a greentext story, darlin
>>681242285
Oh shit son. I play on ps4 too. I play Mileena
5am claim
>>681239216
Hello fellow Monster Musume fan.
>>681242522
>>681242061
3/3
Gang's all here
>>681241989
>better then faye's
>>681241714
Readying Halcyon class cruiser for frontal assault, we'll have drifting withing a planets gravity well as slag in no time.
>>681241727
Sorry to hear that, man. Glad you decided to hang out with us, don't wanna try and take some painkillers to help with it?
Just ate, might eat some more. Really hungry right now. Thanks for asking.
>>681241786
Glad to hear it, man. Hope you're enjoying your vidya.
>>681241861
>DAMMIT
>I KNEW I WOULD DO IT SOONER OR LATER
>NAME'S TOO SIMILAR
God dammit, I'm sorry to you and Ruri.
They rob you of a worthy victory, that's enough to piss me off that's for sure. Hope they piss off.
>>681241924
>pats softly
>>681241989
Only the best for the a humble bounty hunter.
>>681242631
Still not sleeping?
>inb4 already slept
>>681242512
Awww cute! I love sneks~ <3 I want a snek and a few leopard gecks but I also love kitties and kitties tend to be little assholes to reptiles so I don't think it's a good idea for me to mix...
>>681242512
What a cute snake!
>>681242789
A shame that Seaport isn't around enough to be part of your gang.
It's too late, waifu. You will be assimilated into the boobie.
Good posting.
looking for a waifu that has light blue/silver hair and redish eyes. There was gifs of her in a thread a few days ago and everyone kept claiming her.
She was wearing a nightgown and had some smirk on her face!
>>681242340
NOTICE ME
>>681242622
Sick whats your PSN name? I play Sub Zero
>>681242565
But will the story end well for you or will it end horribly wrong. Guess were gonna have to find out
My Waifu
>>681241997
Thanks, desu.
I keep falling asleep and missing threads, bleh.
>>681243307
Enormous_dingo
>>681242061
>project
Come on, what is it?
>>681242945
I dont sleep
>>681243210
Was there a claw involved?
>>681242522
bestbro
How was the work out?
>>681242512
>Snek
>cute
>yay!
Miia will be the cutest
>>681242811
Is today /waifu/'s Titty day? Dayum
>>681243209
We tried, we had some dubs, but... It wasn't enough
>>681242811
Everything of mine is better than Faye's
>>681242877
Fucking trips.
I suck at getting trips
Where are my trips?
>>681243209
Fuck you, boobie monster!
You're not a real waifu
>>681243307
It always ends horribly.. but the ride is still fun
>>681242877
Well, I was trying to go to sleep earlier in order to tend to some business later on during the day.
But that might have just caused the headache, not sure why I woke up though.
Remember to stay hydrated though.
>>681243313
Amazing claim.
>>681243492
No I don't believe so. She was wearing a nightgown, and smirking.
>>681242163
>You must practice every non working waking hour practicing for your waifu
>>681242877
Kek, all is well. Eh, shit happens.. hoping Crapcom's April update will thin down the amount of people ragequitting. How have you been?
>>681243665
Did her hair also look like a bunch of strands of paper glued together?
It was probably her.
>>681243494
>it can be
>>681243509
>hehe
>>681243021
I have a leopard gecko, too.
If you ever have the chance, get a snek, though. She is by far the best pet I've ever had.
>>681243072
Thanks.
>>681243077
It is a shame.
>>681243494
Hopefully I can get her soon!
>>681243307
Are you penguin ----?
>>681243831
No. She looked much younger than the character you posted.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW93CV6m-JU
>>681242789
Ayy.
>>681243494
Kicked my ass like always.
>>681244003
I bet she was a ship girl or the one who asks for smugs
>>681242340
>>681243268
Sorry, I missed it! Sometimes these move so fast.
No, no viewing names. We just know eachother by waifu.
Try not to share waifu's either, or steal others. It gets confusing and others get butthurt
>>681243867
It's people like you that get us assimilated by giant boob monsters
>>681243831
It was also from an anime. She was looking at someone while next to a river. Smirking, wearing that nightgown.
>>681243307
It's been a while since I played so I'm probably going to be shit
>>681243332
You almost got quads
>>681244003
It's a wild guess, could it be her?
>Megumin
>>681243313
the things i've done to your waifu~
>>681243750
Damn, you got them crazy eyes, girl.
I'm sure it's been asked time and time again, but how is everyone else this morning/afternoon/night/etc, desu?
>>681243509
You'll get them sooner or later, I'm sure.
>>681243574
Of course, I should probably drink some water, heh. Same to you, friend.
Up to much right now?
>>681243750
Yeah, seems like you've been waiting a while for that update. Wish they would release it sooner for ya.
I've been okay, some things have been keeping me busy but aside from that I'm stable going. Thank you for asking, hope you've been well.
>>681244128
Breast friend.
>>681244172
Well she had a name and everyone in the Waifu thread was trying to claim her. She was really popular with /b/ a few days ago.
>>681243665
Hmmm
Well, only thing that does pop into my mind is the claw (Kazuki Kazami)
If thats not it, try searching trough the archives of you have a rough idea about the time you saw it.
>>681244286
>flop
>>681243976
Oh I bet, every time I've been around them they've always been super curious and cuddly. And about a month ago I was at a friends house for a concert and I got to interact with his two leopard gecks and omg they were cuties <3
Fufufu~ Claiming Kuma, kuma!
>>681243492
>I dont sleep
Right, I forgot no one here actually sleeps.
>>681243750
>You must practice every non working waking hour practicing for your waifu
Hey, that's some dedication you got there.
>>681243867
>>681244128
Tiddies.
>>681244054
Great song, even if it sounds like the most depressing shit ever.
>>681244054
If the world is mad, you might as well be mad yourself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4irXQhgMqg
>>681244345
Just going through different songs and contemplating on going for round 2 at sleeping.
>>681244054
Gotcha! Sup?
>>681243867
I like it
>>681244128
You are doing it the right way then!
>>681244422
WEW LAD
>Can I save that for... Scientific reasons?
>>681244054
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSntdG7M9Ew
ayyyyy DESU
>>681244338
Hello Suiseski... seisuskei... or something like that.
It is well and dandy
minus being a boob, now
>>681244345
Always never when I need them most, though...
>mfw Spike wasn't fast enough... again
>>681244370
It was probuably just the one guy.
For example, i dont tink there is another anom that claims Syndra and makes the threads.
>>681244728
Desu drsu desu !
How are you desu?
>>681244296
Sounds like a sandnigger
>>681244338
It's been good, was working out with my dad, son/father bounding. How was yours?
>>681244422
>dem tiddies
You're welcome guys.
>>681244347
Booby brother.
>>681244485
Milkjugs.
>>681244582
I sure hope so.
>>681244286
Maybe. I'm not sure :(. She was so popular a few days ago, and not a single post on this thread. I should have saved the picture while I had a chance.
The hairstyle looks the same as the character you posted. The anime she is from doesn't sound familiar.
>>681244489
>Pic
>>681244582
Bored as fuck
>>681244616
k?
>>681244972
i thought we were posting sad songs
>>681244489
Mmm, alright. Sounds relaxing, aside from the headache.
Might wanna try sleeping some more, might help ease that headache.
>>681244338
Heyo, friendo. My night's been well. Hope I can say the same for you, man.
>>681244766
At least you got dubs, handsome.
>>681244904
Very nice. Thank you.
>>681244972
are we going to 'Nam now?
>>681244858
a nigger alright guess who
>>681244246
Yeah I am penguin sorry I was away from my ps4 for a second lets play and dont worry I havent played in a while.
>>681243509
True true, I was only teasing I wont ruin this night for you <3
>>681245064
:)
IM HUNGRY BUT I DONT FEEL LIKE GETTING UP
>Mugi
>>681244463
I meant that snakes are the best pets. My gecko once bit my friend so hard he still has a scar. She's really nice to me, though.
>>681244906
Mammaries.
>>681245178
Gl;hf!
>>681245251
Kys then
>>681245219
Now there's a smile I love to see.
>>681245251
Made me kek with that picture.
Get up, Mugi. Kick lazy's ass.
>>681245251
Everytime.
>>681245226
Hypnotic.
>>681245226
Didn't think your character was like that... she seemed fairly innocent
>>681245251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZLq37BZilM&ab_channel=FamilyGuyFanatic800
>>681245412
oh...well heres a happy song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kXRpVcC2pA
>>681245064
Watch me get 7mil get this post
Riiiiight...
7mil get!
>>681245178
You couldnt pissibly
>>681245533
>>681245533
>>681244972
Great picture, we 'Nam now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLV4_xaYynY
"There must be some kind of way out of here."
>>681245064
Yeah, probs taking some painkillers per advice.
>>681245144
Yes.
>>681245315
Yeah I knew what you meant, I was just bringing up that I got to hold a geck. And really they can bite that hard? That's a lot of jaw strength for such a tiny head
>>681245594
I swear to gawd Kagami
>>681245150
>Guess who?
I have no idea
>Megumin
>>681245226
I don't know why you do this, but a certain part of me likes it.
>Emi
>>681245685
>Miia
>>681244766
Suiseiseki... well, you did get close, desu.
>>681244858
I've been having a usual day, and just hoping I can make it to the next. See you in the next thread I hope, desu!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgOaT4xzdvo
>making a war face edition
>not posting this
no one's baking?
>>681241861
>>681241997
Thanks anons!
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