News truck outside my house right now, trips decides what I yell when they start interviewing people
Pic related
>>681227805
Yell the lyrics to the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic theme.
im gay
Yell, "Mexico loves Trump!"
hitler did nothing wrong
Yell, "I caca'd my pants. Me so stinky!"
TRUMP 2016
>>681227805
Spit your donut out and yell slammin
>>681228509
no please not this, instead ask out the the mic lady or if it's a guy tell him you want to suck his cock.
"I touch my butthole everyday!"
I eat caca!!!!
>>681228509
This.
I like old men caca!!!
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
Trump for Mexico!!!!
Worldstar
I'm gay
niggers tongue my anus
>>681229217
motherfucker.. aside from memorizing that wall of text how do you propose he shit that out live given limited time?
It's on global national so if you want to see it love go there
I'm a gay!!!!
>>681227805
CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT
>>681229403
Live*
I lick my own anus!!!
I'm gay!
>>681229441
This
GOD DAMMIT MOM I TOLD YOU NOT TO BITE THE TIP OF MY COCK
Trump is my lover!!!
>>681227805
CHRISTOPHER POOLE FOR PRESIDENT 2016
I'm gay for pay
fuck her right in the pussy!!!
I feel the bern!
Right in my ass! Oh, it berns! Oh god help!
>>681228509
cant go wrong wit a classic
Someone finger my butt! Please! I beg you!!!
You can't stump the trump
>>681229656
rolling
>>681227805
Make America great again!
>>681228737
Cut your nails you dirty fuck
I eat gay guys caca!!!
>>681229561
roll
My ass is leaking!
Tell them a murder lives there, you saw him rape and murder 6-8 year olds. (point at the house they're at)
>>681227805
ALLAHU AKBAR!!!
>>681229862
rol
Just conduct a good interview
I eat gay guys caca!
I lika do da chacha
I masturbate to pictures of dead animals!
Allah hu Akbar
just yell YES FIST ME DADDY
>>681229695
Reroll
get a better angle of the car in the foreground with the do fast antenna. I have a theory.
>>681229922
fucking waste winrar
I think about Hillary Clinton naked!
>>681227805
steal all the cones
I'm a gay stalker!
Fuck her right in the bung hole. Teeepeeee for my bunghole
canadian? FHRITP
>>681229983
Roll for this
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
niggers tongue my anus
My penis is capable of arc welding!
>>681227805
SIEG HEIL
>>681229441
Roll
Black Lives don't matter
>>681227805
Canadian news station? Trudeau is a cocksucker!
Tell them "I'm coming out as a pedophile, I can't stop downloading CP plz halp".
>>681230021
He said trips, not dubs
>>681227805
Trucks remind me of a mystery that I used to fuck.
She never actually showed me her pussy but damn did she let me feel it.
It was a little further up her ass crack then I expected tho. (virginfags won't understand what that means, but alphas will)
She had to wear a wig some days because of the cancer and sounded kind of like Kat Von D. (a bit deeper voice though, just a tad)
But when she came she squealed like babs bro http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k
your a fat cunt
fuck her right in the glory hole
TURN DOWN FOR WHAT
>>681229922
I likah.. Doo-ah....... Dah cha-cha
ALLAH AKBAR
nigger lives splatter
>>681230066
Reroll
>>681228509
roll
I'm the Ranal Ape and I'm here to Ranally Ape you!!
can you put your feet on my face
Trump is an alien imposter.
FEMINISM IS A JOKE
DONALD TRUMP FOR FÜHRER #2016
>>681227805
Death to all infidels!!! ALLAHU ACKBAR! AYALAALYALYALYALYLAYA
BANANA IN MY PANTS
I drink horse cum
ITS A PRANK ITS A PRANK
yell im going to rape your family
Fuck Canada
I WANT TO FIST YOUR PROLAPSED RECTUM
I have a micropenis.
ISLAM IS A JOKE
MUDSLIMS NEED TO DIE
FEMINISM IS THE CANCER OF THE WORLD AND ITS GONNA BE OUR DOWNFALL WAKE UP PEOPLE AND STAND AGAINST EQUALITY
fuck you and the horse you came out of. ya birthed by a horse type bitch
>>681227805
OP IS A FAGGOT
I'M ETHAN BRADBERRY
MY SIDES
>>681230522
WINRAR
>>681230313
rolling
ASfhpaishfiahsdfihasoidh
i have aids
>>681230522
roll
I POODED MY PANTS
>>681230578
rolling
Trump fingered my tight asshole when I was a child. He promised free candy but never paid up
Hail satan
>>681230176
this
>>681227805
IM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN
>>681230575
Trips, not dubs
I poop asphalt for midgets to eat.
>>681230575
trips not dubs faggot
Satan rocks my socks
>>681230518
roll 4 this
>>681227805
hitler did nothing wrong
>>681230522
ROLLING
OP don't shout anything just stand behind them looking like a serial killer for a while, then go full fight club.
>>681230250
rolling
D'oh
I like illegal immigrants and welcome them to the united states of America.
>>681227805
"ALLAHU AKBAR" over and over
Use your speakers on full with your mic.
Practice it first so you dont fuck it up with distorted shit.
>>681230522
rolling for this
Hurry up faggots, they're about to start.
"BUTTHOLE"
FREE FOOD FOR ALL NEWS STATION EMPLOYEES IN MY HOUSE
Gas the kikes
>>681230791
Rolling.
Threaten them
>>681230665
So close
Penis
CisWhiteMaelstrom, moderator of /r/The_Donald, is a rapist.
Trap thread
I haven't wiped my ass in 3 years.
>>681230889
SO FUCKING CLOSE GODDAMMIT
"fuck me in the ass cause I love jesus"
>>681230791
roll
>>681229441
Reroll
>>681230889
ROLL
>>681230791
Rolling on down.
I eat nigger pussy
>>681230844
"BUTTHOLE"
>>681230999
Winrar
>>681230999
WINRAR
>>681227805
Oh yes Daddy...fuck me harder! Shoot your grandbabies deep in my ass!
>>681230999
really, this is what wins?
you're pathetic, God of Chance.
>>681230999
WINRAR
My little pony
>>681230999
rip
>>681231052
"BUTTHOLE"
>>681230999
he aint gonna do that shit, nigga
>>681230999
WINRAR
>>681230176
pl0x this OPee
>>681230999
WONRAAAAAR
>>681230791
>>681230999
Winrar
>>681230999
lol
>>681230999
Fucking win op must deliver
>>681230999
winrar
>>681230999
Oh fucking win.
OP, you know what you have to do.
>>681228509
This.
>>681230999
If quads, allahu akbar
>>681230999
Winrar!
>>681230999
Winrar
>>681230522
rollingh
Op here, I'll stand behind them like some kind of rapist and then start flipping my shit
Not sure if they're going to go live tho, they were recording some. Stuff earlier
Record it
>>681229402
Just memorize the beginning and roll with the rest like a crazy bastard
>>681227805
You live in North Vancouver, don't you anon? This place looks very familiar
Hey Op, I can see your house from here!
>>681227805
where is that OP ? Looks beautiful. Got any pics of the view from outside your town?
>>681231308
Yeah, 4th street
>>681231277
Make webm
>>681231277
If you actually do it, I promise it will end up on tv. Tell them the internet told you to do it.
>>681231357
rip
Nigger. Faggot. Paki. Jew.
>>681231357
inb4 raep
I'll do it if they start shooting live, not sure if they are though
Allahu Akbar! ALALALALALALA
>>681230250
Rolling Stones!
Allahu Ackbar, but in an Australian Accent
They're all dead! ... what have I done?!
>>681230842
IM ROLLING AS FAST AS I CAN CAP'N
Guys there was already a winrar
>>681227805
my boyfriend is bleeding out of his ass pls send help
>>681232251
fucking roll
>>681232251
and roll again
>>681232251
Plz d00bs
>>681232355
Checked
>>681232534
tr00ps i meant
131 W 4th St
North Vancouver, BC V7M 3C8
Canada
I feel bad for you OP, you're fucked
SHIT'S GOIN DOWN ON THE 26TH, ASK RICARDO!
>>681232591
meep
>>681232591
implying anyone cares
implying we have his apt #
u dumb af
also yell meep the down
>>681232591
implying someone living in Canada is fucked in any way
Trudeau will literally walk over and stand in the way if anyone tries to break into OP's house
>>681232251
rollando
allerhu ackbar
just interrupt the interview and answer the questions yourself
>>681232928
kek, roll
>>681232591
So is someone gonna kill OP? if you do take the cock out of his mouth beforehand.
>>681232355
winrar winrar
>>681233022
nah ya gotta get the trips not the dubs
>>681233111
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
>>681233111
MEEEEP NICE TRIPS
>>681233111
Wasted trips, fucking an hero.
>>681233111
OH LAWDIE
>>681233111
I WOULD LIKE TO USE THIS AS ANOTHER REROLL PLS OP FOR MY BOYFRIEND IS BLEEDING OUT OF ANUS PLS SEND HELP
is there a way to stream
>>681233288
kek wasted a dubs there too, i'm the goddamn thread destroyer
Poorfag OP lives in apartments, I'd an hero just because of that.
131 W 4th St
North Vancouver, BC V7M 3C8
Canada
>>681233111
Go scream this anyway
>>681233388
DUBS AGAIN JESUS
>>681233455
FUCKING SHIT, 5 consecutive dubs
>>681233364
yes pls
>>681233455
SHIT NIGGA
>>681233388
trip dubs get
in murrika it goes "fuk me right nt he pussy"
Dude i live so close to you.
allerhu ackber
>>681233598
Drive over here then, we need to group fuckup the jnterveiw
>>681233288
Doesn't count, you had your moment and blew. I'm sure this isn't the first time.
>>681233752
i read that as "jewterview"
>>681233554
close anon, but don't worry I'll get'em for u
This bread can die, too much incompetence in this bread.
131 W 4th St
North Vancouver, BC V7M 3C8
Canada
>>681233801
well then you've gotta say "nah ya gotta get the trips not the dubs"
OH SHIT THE NEWS STORY IS UP NEXT
>>681233944
NICE DUBS
also yell meep the down
pennis
and also dicke and bals
HOW DO WE STREAM
>>681234111
mother fucker
>>681234060
the fuck does meep the down mean
say "DINGUS" if trips
>>681227805
OP u should make sure geotagging is turned off on your phone. Make sure u don't use location services or the coords of the pic will be in the exif data.
>>681234111
ANOTHER FUCKING 111 WASTED
>>681234194
I honestly couldn't care less if people know where I live
yell meep the down
how the fuck do we stream
OP pls.
>>681234572
There's nobody outside the van. Rn
>>681232928
roll
Honk your car horn yelling rape
OP DIDNT DELIVER
ALSO THE NEWS STORY WAS ABOUT DOG SHIT, REMINDS ME OF OP
>>681234655
reroll
>>681234655
WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR
>>681232251
reroll for anal bleeding
>>681234747
rereroll
Oh shit, I can see a guy with a camera
>>681233752
My #1 fear is meeting another person from b in real life. sorry bud. did someone die there?
>>681227805
>FUCK HIM RIGHT IN THE ASS
Fuck they're leaving
Say "News? I AM the news"
>>681234832
just start screaming AYY LMAO at him and say that you've been probed by aliens
>>681234976
well grab on the back skateboard back to the future style then you dingus
>>681234355
Implying these are people. These aren't people. They're monsters.
>>681234976
jump in front of their car and scream MY BOYFRIEND IS BLEEDING OUT OF HIS ASS PLS HELP
>>681235111
FUCKING 111S ON MY SIDE THIS TIME
>>681232591
>>681233416
those appartments look pretty neat? how is that poorfag? compared to what?
Hillarys cunt stinks
>>681234976
i need a man to hug and kiss
OP didnt deliver, I watched the whole news story, it was about dog shit
>>681235210
Vancouvers hugely expensive. This is nice compared to alternatives.
>>681227805
now we know where you live
>>681235462
must be a slow day in hongcouver eh?
>>681235462
explain? you're the second person who said this
>>681236405
.>implying they will search through my entire. Building
>>681236415
This guy got trips trips in one thread. U must honor his wishes.
Run naked yelling "I hate niggers 14/88"
>>681236619
yeah, at least give us a video of you yelling something just in the street
Baba Booey
>>681236405
They'll find u there's 1000 ways to do it. If b wants u b will have u.
someone order OP's building pizza or something
>>681235601
it was about how people were throwing bags of dog shit on some guys roof and in parks
>>681233111
WITNESSED
>>681237075
lol
so nothin OP?
>>681228509
this
>>681237075
Probably op the one doing it. We should catch him for the greater good.
>>681237866
agreed, and checked
WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS MOTHER FUCKER
What a waste
>>681228963
This
>>681236064
Hurr durr /b/people Randomly kill other /b/ people imma oldfeg im cool hurr durr
gg OP
>>681240049
They won't try to kill u but they will ruin ur social life and probably drive u crazy to the point ull need to move to another country. I've heard of people getting escorts and pimps sent to their houses on a daily basis. Along with all sorts of really fucked up mail.
>>681238977
this
>>681229561
rolling
>>681227805
>>681227805
Fuck her right in the pussy
>>681228737
soap and nail cutters you fucking pig
fucking cunts!
>>681242570
rerolling
