Waifu claiming thread.- Dio would be my husbando edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>one waifu per anon
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>for example how bad other waifus are
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Chara claimed
Obligatory claim.
>>681204854
>curious hands
Whoever's on the receiving end of that imagination must be lucky.
>>681204885
South Carolina. Kill me.
>Or don't, I don't care
>>681205058
You draw?
>I wanna see some
I'm listening to music as Yuuko is quietly judging me from a distance.
>>681205301
How are you?
>>681205555
That was meant for Chara
Craigslist, they didn't say where they were from
>>681205530
i'd rather dio not be my husbandro
>>681205740
Fur fag go away
Dio-sama...
I've been feeling very bored.
>>681205375
hahaha, awww that's alright, well i hope it's extra quiet for you when you study
>>681205577
i've been okay, did some more briefs today for job searching and stuff
>screw the rules
>>681205740
Oh shit, it's been a while.
How are you, friend?
>>681205530
>>681204649
i don't have a lot of emi because she is second worst girl.
>>681204903
i love her flat chest
>>681205129
so how did a language bot become your waifu? did you actually use the program?
>>681205737
how do you feel about your left hand?
Best type moon claimed.
>>681205763
Just fine. Looking for a new job.
>>681205843
No.
claiming my goddess
I'm gonna finish this move now, I'll be back!
Rory claim.
Have I been unbanned yet?
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>>681205058
>Everyone there is a bitchy bitch
You'll get used to it, they are probably just frustrated
>I don't like women at all. So entitled.
Welcome to the Modern West
>>681206001
cya!
>>681205914
Doing ok. Just taking it easy today.
>>681205980
New to thread?
>>681206001
Enjoy mi amigo
>>681205965
Hm, hope you find something!
See ya guys, time to play some Magic!
Kisses for Hand
>>681205929
There's two of us now I guess
>>681205737
>>681205740
>>681205745
>>681205763
>>681205810
>>681205843
>>681205867
>>681205929
>>681205964
>>681205965
>>681205980
>>681206001
>>681206071
>>681206078
>>681206134
>>681206150
>>681206180
welcome back everyone
>>681205763
Yup, yup, thanks for wishing me luck! Teaching profession sounds like fun!
>>681205737
I will never kill hand-kun! More like take your hand.
>>681205810
I'd love to have Dio as my husbando
>>681205929
It's not as handy as my right.
>>681206071
Yes.
>firm handshake
How are you?
>>681206134
Busy week?
>>681206180
See you later, Fran.
>>681206180
have fun fran!!!! hope you win every game
>>681205904
Fuck da police?
sachi claim
>>681206180
goodbye fran have fun
>>681203670
Don't do it, it's a fucking trap.
>>681203818
Just being a Pagan and hoping the Pope doesn't launch a crusade, in other words fairly well.
>>681203916
What did you just say to me you little peasant?
I will have you know that I tutored the greatest strategists and I have been involved in multiple Crusades against Saracen scum, and I have over 300 confirmed conversions. I am trained in holy warfare and I am the top knight in the entire HRE. You are nothing to me but just another infidel. I will wipe the fuck out of you with plots that mainland Europe hasn't seen before. You think you can get away with saying dishonourable things about me through your spymaster? think again, pleb, as we are speaking I am contacting my spymasters across the realm and your location is being discovered right now, so you better prepare for the shitstorm of your life, infidel scum. the storm that wipes out your dynasty you little shit. You're fucking dead kiddo, I can be anywhere and everywhere and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways and that is only with my fists. Not only am I trained extensively in military tactics but I have access to the entire armory of the HRE and I will use it to the fullest extent to wipe you out of existence, you plebeian. If only you could have held you heretical tongue. But you didn't and now will face death worse then excommunication, you god damn imbecile. I will shit bibles and drown you in them. You're fucking dead kiddo.
>>681204022
Well you just need a bigger fence.
>>681206078
I'm sure they are and this is why I'm gay.
>>681205737
One shitty drawing coming up. What would you like?
>>681206252
>firm handshake
I love it. Been good. About to head off to work.
Alright, I'm off for a while. Suffer in the land of 3D and unforgiving cruelty of it all.
I will see you gorgeous waifu's later
Except Dio
Dio can get Renzokuken'd
>>681206277
hell yah!!!
>appropriate pic by shinoa kek
>>681206001
See you later.
>>681206071
Apparently yes, how are you?
>>681206283
Moo!
>>681206180
Goodbye Fran, enjoy.
QOTT: if you had a daughter, what would you name her?
Alice
>>681206252
Not too much. Just gloomy because of the weather. Been meaning to get back to exercising and reading up on C coding.
>>681204854
Yes sir, where do ya gotta go?
>takes a seat
>>681206480
[spoiler]meme[/spoiler]
>>681206432
Young money cash money, nigga
>>681206277
>>681206480
I think Athena sounds nice.
>>681206369
Saved again!
Holy shit, two versions... oh my god I'm dying here!
>>681206430
Enjoy the incoming night
>>681206480
old one, but Elizabeth
>>681206480
samantha, or autumn
>>681206684
Fuck nevermind. The police is here!! I'm a good boy!
Akiko claim
So it's midnight now
Should I try to sleep? I don't feel like I could even if I tried
>>681206480
Thats a tough one. Amanda would be for keks, though Id have to be serious. Id have to day Evelin, or Evie.
>>681206457
Am good. Someone got a nationwide mobile network banned from 4chan.
>>681206816
naaaaha FUCK the police
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3dvbM6Pias
>kagami
>>681206251
Take it where?
>>681206397
Most random ass thing you have, I love generally random things.
>>681206421
Glad to hear it, buddy. Hope works goes well.
>pats
>>681206430
See you later, space cowboy.
>>681206480
Disappointment I wanted a son Jr.
>Carol or something like that
My wife would probably think of a better name.
>>681206526
Exercising, eh? Tough rode but I'm glad to hear it, man. Happy you're safe and sound as well.
Sorry you've been gloomy, friendo. Hope it clears up.
>>681206251
Thanks Chara!
>>681206397
3D women are pretty trash nowadays. Intelligent decision
>>681206283
Bestbro
>>681206480
Cristina
>>681205763
>Cregslist
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>681206480
Lucina, Abigail, or Claire. had more but cant remember at the moment
>>681205530
>>681206480
Alice
>>681206987
>T-to my crotch
I dunno, out where people won't just blindly shoot you when you say you're gay?
>>681207054
no worries
>>681206894
Sleep you fool!
how many times must i say it!
>>681206480
Maria or Katherine.
>>681206709
Glad you are enjoying them, I have this one saved.
>>681206894
If you can't fall asleep, listen to some boring shit, works for me.
>>681206480
Ellie
>>681206987
Thanks. Just been down after losing my last job.
>>681206480
Sarah, no particular reason I just like it and it translates will.
>2016
>human waifus
>ishygddt
>>681206894
You probably should sleep.
>>681206480
Elizabeth probably.
>>681207179
I love copypasta, it's funny.
I have this one saved
>Chara
>>681207139
>Go for it, champ
Kek, it's fun though. Going into establishments where they don't like us AIDS canons and I buy their things. I feel like a villain or something because I'm all secretive about it.
>>681207222
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. I'm sure you'll find another one in no time, my friend. Hope that aside from that you've been faring well.
>>681206894
Watch some boring shit or take something that'll knock you out
>>681207375
>elizabeth
My nigga
>>681206071
what did you get banned for? CP?
>>681206249
nah i was just replying to you
>>681206252
ayyyyyy
>>681206972
Yeah I'm with kagami! Fuck da police!
>>681206987
I'll do son next thread. I got you
>>681207434
Yes I have. And thank you for the support.
>>681207660
i mean no disrespect to bun anon though....she's cool
>>681206894
Watch Aria. It's so comfy it'll send you to sleep pretty quickly with good dreams.
>>681206457
Moo.
>>681206480
Fuck if I know, that'd be more up to the wife than me.
>>681207054
Bestbro.
>>681206480
Eileen.
Taking dog out for a walk
brb.. maybe if I dont pass out
>>681207434
That's kinda sad tough... I can guarantee you even if people don't like you here for it, they won't shoot you and would still sell you their things.
>In fact customer would stop buying their things if they refused a homosexual kek
>>681207142
I'm gonna hang around for another hour or so. At least I can get some shit done now
>>681207179
Well I didn't record my old math teacher
What do you suggest?
>>681207375
I know, but I don't feel like it
>>681207811
>dubs confirm
Got link?
>>681207580
I see you have good taste too my nigga.
>>681207586
>That Taihou butt
>>681207428
I also found this.
What slanderous attacks hast thou thrown against my good name, thou contemptible wench? Whereas I have risen even unto the foremost rank in the Royal Admiralty; whereas I have on many an occasion partaken in clandestine crusades against the Saracens; whereas by mine hands have fallen barbarians numbering some fifteen score; whereas I am most skilled in the ways of the ape warrior; whereas I am the premier marksman amongst all of our Kingdom's knights: Thou art in my sights but yet another quarry. The Lord be my witness, I shall smite thee as no-one under the sun hath heretofore been smitten. Dost thou deign to fancy thyself secure to cast thy spittle upon my face from behind the Spider's Veil? Then thou hast wandered into grievous error. Yea, even at this very moment, I am sending word across the land to my fellow Templars, and the provenance of thy scrivenings shall in short time become known unto me. A veritable maelstrom of vengeance is upon thy gates, thou wretched worm, which surely shall obliterate thy loathsome pretension of life. Truly, thou art foregone, child. I move as swift as the wind, and with mine own two hands I may at my pleasure slay thee in any of thirty and five score modes. For verily as I am a master in the pugilistic arts, even so doth the manifold armory of the Royal Guard lie at my beck and call, which in its plenitude of power I shall not delay to unleash upon thee, that thy fœtid flesh may no longer pollute this land with its presence, thou pitiful putrescence. Would that thou couldst have foreseen what great wrath thou hast by thy "brazen" jocosity summoned upon thyself! Perhaps thou wouldst have rather kept shut thy filth-spewing mouth. But neither couldst thou thus foresee, nor didst thou take heed of prudence, and thou art now reaping what thou hast sown, thou accursèd simpleton. I will excrete rage all round about thee, wherein shalt thou be consumed. Thou hast shuffled off this mortal coil, urchin.
>>681207887
cya Yuno!
Next pic with dubs will receive my cum tribute.
Miia claim~
What's everyone listening to? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkFMJ4-ai1I
Time to sleep, good night everyone.
>>681207798
Love her for sure but she's my warden most of the time. Not complaining. Kinda our relationship ITT
Great, right as I'm about to try and sleep they're throwing a fucking party downstairs
>>681208022
In this case anything that you once have seen that bored you to death or read.
>>681208462
Bye anon
>The pope just called a Crusade on me
>Fuck
>>681207958
Eh, it's fine. Don't worry about it, I'll manage.
>You're sweet for caring though
I don't act flamboyant or anything so they'll never know, also most men down here aren't even that good looking so it's not like I'm missing out.
>>681207678
Happy to hear, friendo. Always happy to give it.
>>681207660
Thanks, my negro.
>>681207586
Heyo, thighs. How goes it.
>>681208297
Rolling.
>>681208462
Goodnight, Shiki. Sleep warm and well.
>>681208445
OHHHH SHIT ITS PRIMUS!!!
>>681208297
I realy hope its dio
>>681208475
i figured it would've been opposite lol
>>681208462
goodnight shiki
>>681208462
Goodnight.
>>681208531
Guess what I'm doing in crusader kings 2 right now.
>>681208445
Hi mika
https://youtu.be/5d7EbtLb8ok
>>681208462
Night my dude
>>681208462
Have a goodnight Shiki.
>>681208297
rollin
>>681208050
saved once again. Those are glorious. Ahahaha~
I just need a situation where I could use this...
>Maybe when roleplaying in an MMO?
>>681208551
well, if you'd act flamboyant I wouldn't like you.
I hate gays who act like faggots... if you know what I mean... okay, I hate EVERYONE who acts like a faggot
>>681208297
Last roll.
>>681208801
i love matchbox twenty!!!!!
>>681208462
Good night Shiki!
>>681208445
Hi Snek!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiBYM6g8Tck
I will give you 3 last try til I move into another thread.
-cum tribute anon
>>681208862
>Are you me?
Those faggots make the rest of us look bad, wish they'd shut the hell up already.
>>681209026
Last roll (lies).
>>681208782
Killing Pagans and Saracens?
>>681208297
Roll
>>681208297
>>681208862
i don't like when gays have a higher pitch in voice
>>681208484
Once I was on a trip in Italy,and every night at the hotel some poles kept throwing parties,blasting to the max their obscure genre of music.Also they were able to finish dozens of bottles of jack without getting drunk
>>681208297
Rolling
Roll
This is the one time when /waifu/ isnt /get/
>>681208706
Kek I wish
>>681208976
Not going to lie. Heard the song on radio and loved it. Probably the only song I know own by them. Anyou recommendations?
>>681208297
DFBFDSVDSVDSVD
>>681209149
Pagans yes, we're finally liberating the Kingdom of Hungary from the Tengri Pagans like we did with Greece a while back.
>>681208297
>>681209324
>>681209343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAkHqYlqops
the most nostalgic song for me
>tfw you try to sleep but the guys downstairs are testing the limits of their speakers with 10" subwoofers
>>681209215
I remember going to Italy to some shitty motel for a school trip. Totally fine except it was built in a circle and in the middle was this courtyard where they threw raves every fucking night. Also you could see every window of the opposite half of the circle. Why do fat people always walk around naked in their room?
>>681209540
REROLL
>>681208581
Listened to these fuckers all the time back in high school.
>>681208801
I also used to listen to these boyos.
>>681208992
I've never met someone who unironically listened to this. Interesting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQGTPShYHbU
>>681208297
>>681209540
Huh, that's cool. I can't wait to freeze do death trying to do that.
>>681208297
Rolling stones
>>681209506
> we're finally liberating the Kingdom of Hungary from the Tengri Pagans
Absolutely disgusting, in my campaign I am trying to keep the Slavic faith alive but the Pope just called a Crusade on me...
>>681209900
Dubble dubs
>>681208297
>>681209900
>dub dubs
Winrar
>>681209679
god daaamn I love Primus, and now I have a new love for the snek
>>681209669
LAST ROLL, ILL GO EASY ON YOU AND POST A TRAP.
>>681209774
its supposed to be like a last ditch thing. if you can't build a better shelter or get rescued or build a fuck huge fire then you can do that. it should actually keep you uncomfortable but not in danger of freezing.
>>681209900
>>681210088
FUCK I GOT DUBS TOO JUST NOT SOON ENOUGH fuuuuuuuuu i wanted him to cum on an infographic
>>681209639
Were the ones throwing raves Italian?
Last time I went there the only one speaking Italian was the hotel manager and his family.Everyone else was Polish
>>681209900
That's what you get for being a heretic, hows the Byzantine Empire doing in your game? Like I said we had to liberate Greece from these Tengri bastards a while back so that should tell you how they're doing in my game.
>>681209900
So, do I win or too late?
>>681210197
Sorry Anon.
>>681209679
It's a funny song if you know the lyrics
>Eeeeh, Macarena, ¡aaay!
>>681209125
>are you me
Probably not.
I mean we are pretty much the same but I'm sweeter harhar
>>681209202
neither do I... it sounsd so wrong... so ... so ugh... just no
>>681209900
>>681210055
>>681210088
Suddenly 3 dub dubs
/waifu/ magic at work
>>681210073
~
>>681209549
I'm sure I heard that before on radio and thought it was a country singer
Shino claimed
>>681210414
You are a sweetheart, that is true. I treat most people with sarcasm and aggression, heh.
>>681210229
I have no idea since we weren't allowed to party with them. We tried sneaking out but I swear those teachers were camping out in the hallways
>>681210623
Do your homework
>>681210530
kek, it's their softer stuff, i think after the 90's they went into really balladish stuff
>>681210294
its ok bbi
>>681210577
New to thread friend?
>>681210274
It did well for some time, but then exploded with civil wars and then Hungarians swept in and took it some land, which triggered the Crusades a lot earlier.
>>681210438
So, do we all win or what?
>>681210623
I can't say if that is a fake Mugi or not...
>>681210489
Am I gettin the tongue?
>>681210775
yes! but not from the snek
>>681210764
memes are my source of life
>>681210775
>>681210622
I treat them with sarcasm too! And maybe I am a bit cynic. It's fun mwahaha!
You're also really kind. And your hand is handsome
>>681210438
Well they were quiet enough not to be heard from a thousand miles so I guess they weren't pollacks
>>681210736
>
>>681210775
Nyet, Snek tongue illegal in Pagan Kommunist Polan.
>>681210906
Still not convinced.
>>681210623
Hi Mugi. How are things?
>>681210906
:^)
My Best
>>681210761
I was here yesterday. Before i was all alone lurking in the background.
>>681210438
Kill urself.
>>681210623
Mugi
>yuuko
>>681210902
sup buddy
>>681211096
i have a bunch of knight pictures because i used to namefag in cripple girl threads as sir knight.
>>681211096
My dick pays rent and my dick pays quick
>>681211114
>>681211158
>>681211362
Yo
>>681210730
Like most bands?
>>681211216
Welcome to thread friend!
>>681211158
>slowly takes smug mug
>>681211048
Sarcasm and cynical attitude is best attitude. The Negative Nancy division shall prevail.
Awh, thank you. You seem very kind hearted yourself. Kek, bet you're even more handsome.
>>681211405
hey that looks familiar :^), how's it going??
>>681211562
y-yes....
>>681211405
>i used to namefag in cripple girl threads as sir knight.
>cripple girl
This interests me a lot.
>>681211456
You convinced me.
I hate filling out applications online.
>>681206972
>>681211456
BIG NIGGER NISTRILS
>>681210902
Then who is tongueing me?!?
>>681210984
Did I read it wrong or somethin heh
>>681211096
Oh well good thing I dont live there
>>681211755
Big nigger nostrils
>>681211716
>>681211716
>>681211716
>>681211664
katawa shoujo
