Waifu claiming thread.- Deus Vult edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>one waifu per anon
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>for example how bad other waifus are
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Chara claimed
Megumin claimed
>>681211709
oh shi- it's the police!!! i swear officer that's not my burg
>>681211773
i dunno....whoever you want too, david bowie???
Obligatory claim.
>>681211591
good, i'm just chillin. i cashed my tax return today.
>>681211664
katawa shoujo threads man.
we had thread's every day 24/7 for two years.
>>681211664
That's what I thought
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>>681211773
Blyat, how to scam people now?
>>681211851
>>681212016
Oh, that explains it.
>>681212028
What did you just say to me you little peasant?
I will have you know that I tutored the greatest strategists and I have been involved in multiple Crusades against Saracen scum, and I have over 300 confirmed conversions. I am trained in holy warfare and I am the top knight in the entire HRE. You are nothing to me but just another infidel. I will wipe the fuck out of you with plots that mainland Europe hasn't seen before. You think you can get away with saying dishonourable things about me through your spymaster? think again, pleb, as we are speaking I am contacting my spymasters across the realm and your location is being discovered right now, so you better prepare for the shitstorm of your life, infidel scum. the storm that wipes out your dynasty you little shit. You're fucking dead kiddo, I can be anywhere and everywhere and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways and that is only with my fists. Not only am I trained extensively in military tactics but I have access to the entire armory of the HRE and I will use it to the fullest extent to wipe you out of existence, you plebeian. If only you could have held you heretical tongue. But you didn't and now will face death worse then excommunication, you god damn imbecile. I will shit bibles and drown you in them. You're fucking dead kiddo.
holy fuck haha https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QhwY2VLmQM&feature=youtu.be
>>681212134
rat pussy
>>681211941
>>681211948
Pic explosive bunny
>>681211659
;_;
>>681211989
;;_;;
>shinoa bro
>>681211941
>>681211948
>>681211989
>>681212006
>>681212015
>>681212016
>>681212028
>>681212134
>>681212144
>>681212202
>>681212209
>>681212281
>>681212298
>>681212375
welcome back everyone!
>>681211948
how was dark souls?
>>681211566
I'm not kind hearted!... well okay, that was a lie. I love people.
Negativity and black humor is great
I heard this was a katawa shoujo thread.
>>681212375
rip in peace bun anon....i wish i knew you better
QOTT: if you had a son, what would you name him?
Maxwell
>>681211989
Whoever I want to? Even you?
>>681212209
Scam people? I...Im not scamming anyone
Nig bigger bostrils
>>681212652
ashley
>>681212437
Hoho, yes you are.
>hand loves you as well
Dark humor is the best kind.
>>681212556
Kek'd.
>>681212456
Heyo, Mugi.
Shino claimed
>>681212652
either after me, or after my dad
when you see da big weenie
>>681211716
What did you say about my waifu you little Deus Vult?
>sachi claim
Yall motherfuckers keep away from my Misao.
>>681212694
!!! i-if that's what you want....i guess
>>681212945
>>681212652
Either Walter or Daniel. For um, personal reasons.
>>681212652
Idk, the mother would decide that one probably
>>681212652
General
>i have my reasons
>>681212437
Thanks Anon.
>>681212456
As once a wise man said ''Don't talk shit'' -hobo 1337
>>681212556
Nyet, is russian thread.
>>681212652
Deus Vult, no one can object to it.
>>681212694
Nyet, I scam.
>>681212747
I don't have that one, thanks anon.
>>681212945
>Implying she can defeat Gods followers or some shit.
>>681212652
Peter
Had trouble sleeping.
>>681212652
Sebastian.
>>681212298
She's a mouse.
>>681212652
Carter or something, I've never put thought into it.
>>681213140
Last name Caesar. That way you're just setting him up to be important.
>>681212375
>wat?
>>681212652
uhm...
Thomas
>>681212784
yup, it is. I think I'm going to bed now. Or in the general direction of it
>>681212556
you heard right!
>>681213226
yeah but she is a jew
Claimed in body and soul sadly rip
>>681212844
>Deus vult
DEUS VULT.exe not found.
>>681213289
I demand a giant cross in the backyard for no fucking reason.
>>681213289
Hell.
>>681213357
you!!!!!!
>>681212652
Probably Lucas
>captcha
>select all images with construction vehicles
>picture of a mosque in bottom left corner
Damned heretics
>>681213290
my last name already kinda is
>>681213289
people say a meet up would end in a giant orgy.
>>681213547
>orgy
>>681213434
Eyes.exe stopped working, Windows is trying to find a solution.
Close program? Wait?
>>681213547
>giant orgy
>>681213547
from first hand experience, this is true.
>>681213547
Ahhh, alright.
>>681213547
>>681213645
>>681213708
Same thing. >>681213461
>>681213289
Crowded af, you know how many waifufags come here daily?
A fuckton!
>>681213541
My brother is called that, grandmothers first reaction was supposedly "You can't call him that, Lucas is something you would call a horse, he'll be bullied!"
>>681213645
As long as you promise not to tell, we could do this like an orgy in the bowels hell.
>>681213414
nope.
>>681212973
P..please...it would make me happy
>>681213709
>go on
>>681213547
>Giant orgy
>>681213414
You made me wanna kill myself
Well the Crusade is going horribly wrong for the Catholics, gotta sacrifice a few people to the Gods for my luck or some shit.
>>681213881
sakura-con, room full of trannies, sexual activities and cucking.
I don't wanna say much more
>>681213865
u-umm sure, just don't tell me when your about to...well....
>>681213547
>giant orgy
>>681213833
What is the connection between those two
Also,nice dubs
>>681213395
Alright, beautiful. Hope you sleep warm and well.
>pats
>>681214153
>pats head
>>681213357
Your ears on the young explosive mage :D
>>681213289
What's the question? Can't read it on mobile
>>681214453
I live with 4 trannies from 4chan
We are going to anime expo and I hope it turns out differenty this time... I want to have fun, not a 3 day lewd trip.
>>681214021
what doesn't make you want to kill yourself.
>>681214653
Waifu fags all get a house together. what would it be like?
I want to give her a hug.
>>681214668
>least get a bj?
>>681212807
Welcome back. How's your day?
>>681214668
How can they even do that without feeling like a piece of shit afterwards? And I would never fuck with people I don't know
>>681214363
Or not.. but I don't wanna do any more threads... can you make them?
>I'm trans myself
>>681214911
>bun not lewd.
Hey guys, what's going on in this thre-
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>>681214182
I...I wont I promise..th..thanks ive been wanting this for a while...
>>681214708
Everything except memes about KS
>>681214911
tht isnt the issue. I wasn't the uck in this situation. A few 18 year old children got cucked.
I just wanted to have a good time with no lewd or drama.
>>681215052
They said it wil be different next time
I think they realized how dumb it was to spend that amount of ash and just stay in the hotel to do lewd things.
finna bust a nut tonight
>>681211716
I had a waifu for awhile
She never actually showed me her pussy but damn did she let me feel it.
It was a little further up her ass crack then I expected tho. (virginfags won't understand what that means, but alphas will)
She had to wear a wig some days because of the cancer and sounded kind of like Kat Von D. (a bit deeper voice though, just a tad)
But when she came she squealed like babs bro http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k
PS betafags, period blood is brown because it's not actually blood. It's fluid.
>>681215052
I never got the whole "fuck everything that moves" mentality. STDs and STIs are no fun.
Glad to have you here longer if that's the case, friend. Yeah, I'll take the hot seat. No worries.
>>681215173
I stole a man's smug mug.
>>681212652
Probably give him my name.
>>681213289
Lots and lots of gay sex. Just an absolute orgy.
>>681214140
Damn you.
But yeah what you said last thread is pretty much what happened in my game, I chose the 769 start as Bavaria and somehow the fucking Tengri pagans took over Hungary then Greece and Anatolia effectively wiping out the Byzantines, all the Byzantines had left was the island of Sicily, and some fringe territories in Georgia, Armenia, and those two counties they usually have in the Crimean Peninsula.
All but Sicily and the Crimean territories were eventually taken but after the Crusade for Greece and a muslim jihad for Anatolia the Tengri empire fell rapidly and the Byzantines are actually expanding up in Taurica and Alania, I formed the Holy Roman Empire however and have been steady taking their Sicilian stuff.
>>681215306
>>681214668
i laughed at this pretty hard sorry
>>681215217
you h-have?!?!
>>681214815
Oh it'll definitely be an orgy
>>681215400
Fucking hell.
>>681215577
can't lie with double dubs
>>681215004
Well, i think. But i'm getting a litte tired right now. And yours?
>>681215577
Double dubs confirm.
>>681215303
It's frigging dumb... I can't even have sex with someone I like without feeling like I raped them or robbed them or lied to them
>which I did not
Anyway, hope it turns out better
>>681215351
Thank you hand-kun
I like to lewd around and have fun with people... but only with very close friends. Not with random strangers I've never seen before.
>I mean if I know them 10 years from the internet that's something else too, but not even 1 year or only shitposting
>>681215303
>long as it wasnt rape why care
>>681215351
Pls give back
objectivly purple haired waifus are usually sub-par.
>>681215833
There was one rape, but we wont talk about that.
>>681215541
Y..Yes! Actually!
>>681215420
What makes a good wank?
>>681216028
>nothing personnel kid
>>681215400
It is glorious so far, most of Europe is distracted so only Minors really joined the Crusade, plus it helps that a Jihad was called on the Holy Land.
>>681213457
what about desu.exe?
>>681216094
when it feels super good
>>681215716
>>681215799
Pic
>>681215735
Same. Beven up since 4 and haven't napped other than that. It's pretty good
>>681216028
>There was one rape
now this just turned dark very fast
>>681215801
Don't mention it, Chara.
I only do it with someone I'm dating for a long period of time. That shit's a huge trust thing to me, basically in your most vulnerable state.
>>681215886
How much do you want it back?
>Holds above head
mine
>>681216258
does it not always feels super good?
Claiming, what this about rape?
>>681216307
Much.
>>681216064
b-but i thought you liked tsu!!!!
>>681216028
>There was one rape
>
>>681216494
Apparently it's dark, but i think they mean the ones doing it.
>>681216208
That is still functional.
>>681216293
Already had that one.
>>681216458
even better than usual :^)
>>681216307
Yup I can understand that. But I'm glad you accept people like me who don't do a long dating beforehand
>>681216666
cant argue with those quads
>>681216155
Have you at least reformed the religion?
So far only me and the Pope are in this crusade for Hungary, either nobody else gives a shit or they realize I'm strong enough to take it on my own, which I am but still. Also I only care because its right next to my homeland and would give me a hell of a lot more troops and income.
>>681216563
I-I do but I cant resist you Kagami!
>>681216666
Satanic quads confirm.
>>681216654
Oh fuck
Still going to try
>>681216646
So whose doing the rapage?
>>681216733
You sly dog
>>681216813
I'm so sorry I lured you here.
>>681216528
So much so that you'll crop it out?
O-okay, you can have it back. Sorry.
>>681216494
Nothing.
>Intense staring
>>681216733
Of course I would, everyone does things their own way. Whatever makes them happy is fine by me. Not really my place to dictate someone's sexual pursuits.
>>681211716
Claimed this little bitch
http://www.streamboobs.com/allissonhotbb/
>>681216666
>>681216995
Shockingly 4chan users
didn't see that coming
>>681217017
This is all YOUR FAULT!!
>>681216839
I only need one more holy site, fucking Russians own it and I have a truce with them.
>>681216956
Didn't have that one.
Self medication is nice.
My cold is dying
>>681216859
well..you don't have too anymore!!! im glad you feel that way....
>>681216995
>sly dog
W-what are you implying?
>>681217043
As long as me and my friends are happy that's a good thing!
Doesn't matter how
>>681217222
Holy shit, check those trips.
>>681217142
>>681217229
I know dembo, I know. It's a safer space than gfur at least.
>>681217278
>My cold is dying
That's good
>Self medication
Might be less good
Sup Kneesocks?
>>681217313
Indeed, just glad y'all can do that sort of thing and be happy with it.
>Sly dog
>What are you implying
Probably that you're hot.
>>681217330
>you
No problem, stairway creature. Can I still see one of your pieces?
People are yelling.
>>681217043
Out with it then, I aint got all day!
>>681217222
Chek'd! Im still confused though! This is all such a big mystery to me haha
>>681217313
I know you reel em in with the pictures of all your gets
>>681217579
it's a nice switchup in the type of people around here too.
>>681217265
I always hate that shit, its nice when you somehow beat a larger nation and have time to recover but when its two massive empires going to war I want to be able to take more than 1 county every 10+ years without having to waste money fabricating claims.
>>681217229
Oh yeah, I saw an old Benjamin doin a swurve today. This old dude was fucking dancing down a sidewalk as I was pulling out of a parking space, all clapping and shit.
>>681217690
Hey Galko. Tell them to stop yelling.
>>681217399
>>681217613
>>681217690
What race we dealing with?
>>681217762
Yeh. See >>681217794
>>681217690
Yell back.
>>681217690
Yell back
>>681217300
You are?!? S..sorry I didnt say anything earlier youre just so popular and I thought you would of just ignored me...
>>681217745
Oh shit koko you're real early to thread. Whats up?
>>681216654
good good, is navyseal.exe functional as well?
>>681217745
it's just from earlier in this thread.
>yuuko
mega meme super team
>>681217794
I'm too lazy...
>>681217869
Mexican/Negro most likely.
>>681217936
>>681217951
Then I'll lose my voice again.
>Galko
>>>681217690
Just yell allah ackbar at them.
>681217768
Agreed, it is really annoying and those fucking Russians are seriously pissing me off.
>>681218063
What in the Lord's name did you just fucking say about me, you little heathen? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my Catechism class in the one true holy catholic and apostolic church, and I’ve been involved in numerous crusades on the Mohammedans, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in medieval warfare and I’m the top paladin in the entire kingdom. You are nothing to me but just another infidel. I will wipe you the fuck out with purging the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, heretic. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of inquisitors across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Holy war, pagan. The Holy war that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, Saracen. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare guantlets. Not only am I extensively trained in mounted combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Swiss Guard and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what Holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking peace. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn cultist. I will the power of the Holy Spirit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, heathen.
In other words yes.
