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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Let's do this.
singles are truth
Toast is new diety!
in 2016, on the 2nd Wednesday of the 4th 30 day month, Russia will invade the US
OP is a fag.
Ummm 2nd try for toast is the greatest food!
>>681171803
TRUMP 2016
Well shucks, i r fag
Jews are the cancer of the world
US is fucked.
>>681172055
>>681172055
CHECK THESE DUBSSSS
>>681172177
Dubs have spoken
>>681171803
Teller of Untruths, your pants have combusted!
I'm lying
>>681172177
HAHAHAHA
I just want to be loved thats all I want and that makes me a bitch
Poland will invande Germany hence causing the 3rd World War.
Satan rules the earth.
>>681172055
Mark your calendars Nov. 9 guys
>>681172746
its going to happen
>>681172833
HOLY FUCK
>>681171803
Dane Cook is new meme
dont eat too much grass
Milhouse gets to be a meme from now on
Trump will be the next president.
meme magic is real
Confucius is wrong
>>681171803
so confucius was a liar
>>681174128
>>681173908
apparently not
>>681172055
There's no way this will not happen
>>681174265
well, you just proved he is
>>681174327
Really now
>>681174327
are you completely sure mr. no dubz?
If this post is doubles, I say Confucius is lying. Paradox, kids.
>>681174414
>>681174434
looks like he was, thanks for the proof
>>681174583
yeah great ''proof'' liar
>>681174657
said the liar
There's nothing wrong with being black.
>>681174705
said the liar
>>681174757
said the liar
>>681174722
You're right..
Boys are gross; they attack their siblings with sticks, are obsessed with toilets, casually murder local wildlife and turn into disgusting teenage boys and then boring, selfish men.
I'm gay.
>>681174827
yeah, great liar moves bro
Hitler was right
>>681174889
just stop lying bro, you're wrong
She'll marry me.
>>681174960
yeah sure, liar
I'm a balding, beardless guy in his 30's who wears normal jeans and t-shirts and runs a small business. I'm married and have a baby on the way. We have two dogs, though I also love cats. I drive a Hyundai. I listen to classical, classic rock, upbeat jazz, prog rock, prog metal. Roughly once a month I still get together with guys who've been friends since high school and do tabletop gaming. I went through a serious anime-nerd phase in my late teens. Most of what I eat is red meat, starch, and bread. I suck at every team sport you can name and was always picked near-last in gym class. My favorite authors are Robert Heinlein, Joe Haldeman, and Spider Robinson. I don't like going to bars or pubs. I jerk off to POV and lesbian porn. Also those "porn music videos". I buy clothes from department stores like Kohl's or J.C. Penney. I have no tattoos or piercings. Several of my friends have recently gotten tattoos, and I can't even think of what I'd get if I were to get one.
You are all faggots
>>681175020
He never lied
>>681175020
dude, you've literally lied 20 times in a row, just stop cause im telling the full truth
>>681175020
Stop fucking replying to yourself, newfag
>>681175122
looks like that dude was replying to himself, you busted him fellow oldfag
>>681175067
>>681175110
>>681175122
>>681175289
he's lying fools
This post doesn't say the truth.
>>681175372
yeah, nice lie
Trump will mass murder all Mexicans when he becomes president
I am a faggot
To hell with dubs.
>>681175478
ok, you caught me
>>681171803
silver is good investment long term
Loos are for poos
Jews are intelligent, industrious people with forward looking and democratic values.
Nazis and Moslems are envious inbred low-IQ hicks
>>681174722
That's a lie
Israel is America's greatest ally
In the third day of the twelfth month, the stocks will suffer one of the greatest economic depressions of all time, to which the USA will ask Portugal for money.
Bush did 911
Poland will become the dominant military force in Europe starting April 10th, 2017
There is literally nothing wrong with being Jewish
>>681172177
u wasted the dubbs on somthing we allready know
>>681173283
>>681173671
I see you, you fucking quad-getting bastard. Don't think I don't know it's you. I'm watching you.
all dubs are now lies
God is dead
>>681171803
ass is gut
All dubs are liars.
Ricardo says shit's gonna go down on the 26th.
>>681176571
reroll
>>681176588
First roll. Fuck yeah!
black master race
>>681176655
double dubs is double true
>>681176655
Double Fucking dubs after my first dubs. What the fuck is going on.
>>681176712
off by one
>>681171803
Hitler would have watched Pewdiepie
>>681172177
o rly
I will get back with my ex one day
>>681171803
Yer a fagit
im god
South "Korea" is False Korea, and the land belongs to the Kim Dynasty
Mohammad was under the influence when he flew to the moon by horse
>>681176759
TRIPPPLE DOUBBBLELESS
Trump will come out as a homosexual who browses tumblr on a daily basis.
/x/ is full of people with mental disorders
im god again
Hitler did nothing wrong
You infact CAN flim-flam the zim-zam
Isis completes it's goal of killing everyone except Donald Trump who defeats the false prophet Mohammed the Goat Fucker, which in turn makes all Muslim's kill themselves. Then Trump uses the Dragon Balls to being every American back from death, starting a better, more free world. It's new name is the United Planet of America.
Bernie Sanders will murder anti-feminists on the streets
>>681176994
That's true regardless, don't waste precious dubs.
this doesnt work
This post will be singles
Trump is a faggot leftist kike-lover. True fascists should ignore him
god doesnt exist
>>681177099
Kek
4chan is full of autistic retards who push their past experiences on others in forms of insult
>>681177099
I can't wait for Bernie to decuckify him self
im trying hard to be god
Trump will make America great again
>truth
>>681171803
OP didn't check the catalog.
everyone is this thread is faggot except me because im god
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
The fall of reddit will occur sometime this year
Op is a faggot
Enema is hot
>>681177244
Well I guess it's a fact that you can't wait for Bernie to decuckify himself
>>681177240
what's funny is that I'm the stereotypical NEET /pol/ster, watch animu, play vidya all day, fap to korean popstars, and yet I get all the 3D pussy I want, effortlessly.
Virtually every girl I hit on will fuck the very same day, often without even needing to be taken out. It's usually straight back to my place to smash.
Could be because I'm objectively naturally handsome, and have plenty of confidence, regardless the 'loser virgin weaboo' meme is false.
Do you want to know the number one reaction I get as I'm pumping sweet 18 year old pussy?
>y-you're not a p-player are you? *orgasm*
top kek, my friends.
t. white man
>>681177244
Apparently that wasn't a lie
>>681171803
Bush did 9/11
>>681177099
We already know he's going to be the next Mao
9gag is the funniest site on the internent
Donald Trump is the best candidate ever
/pol/ is for nazi retards
we CAN fuck the bunny
I will become king of /b/, and shall be remembered by the name Fagmanius Trapniggannabannana.
LeafyIsHere is a good comedian
I will fuck this year.
Death is near.
>>681177758
Reroll
God is real
>>681177758
>>681177832
Damn beta.
If there was a world without Jews, there wouldn't be nobody on planet earth! We are the original people on earth! The parents of humanity! Even though we are the oppressed people, we are the chosen people! We are very intelligent and unique people!
Everybody in this thread is now apart of a real Final Destination Situation, we are all going to die horrible deaths.
>>681177846
Satan is real.
>>681177758
You will fuck, but it'll be the family dog
>>681177733
Still not true
Confucius is a lying Ching Chong
>>681171803
lies, i said lies
God is fucking dead.
Bernie Sanders 2016
>>681178055
kek
>>681171803
I fucked my mom while my dad watched
>>681177912
Okay well how about a real Saw situation?
It's got to be true, everybody needs to die horrible deaths in this thread and it's happening tomorrow when all of us /b/tards wake up in a fucked up real saw death house.
men have pussies
>>681174722
Speaks truth.
Wrong to be a Nigger though
>>681178332
Anon actually fucked his dog as both his parents watched and groped each other
>>681178347
at least we can have a feels thread in real life
>>681178454
Kek
Mexico, be so salty after paying the wall. Invades the U.S
>>681171803
One day I will fuck a 10 on a huge pile of money while high on drugs.
>>681178385
women have penises
Trump will actually be beneficial for the U.S
>>681178502
Ur a witty lil cunt i'll give ya that m8
>>681178558
At least I'll marry my dreamgirl and become a successful novelist.
>>681178385
>>681178590
the opposite of this
>>681178521
No fuck you, I'm going to be Jigsaw and I'm going to kill everyone in a horrible game rather then be apart of it.
>>681178676
re roll
>>681178694
I give up......
The Bible doesn't speak of homosexuality very often. But when it does, it condemns it as sin. Homophobia is not a malfunction or an instinct to be beaten out of people but a deliberate feature of God's perfect design.
the dubs lie!
dragonball gt isn't that bad
>>681178385
>>681178590
REROLL
>>681175557
Trips. I can't wait!!
>>681178694
>>681178770
>tries this hard
>>681178844
Tis TWICE a fact
>>681172833
>>681172833
>>681172833
HHHHHHHHHH
Neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor homosexuals, nor thieves, nor the covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor nigger lovers, shall inherit the kingdom of God!
>>681178844
So if your post is true then it's a lie, but if it's a lie then your post is true
Paradox Post
>>681174722
Confuzius say that´s rie? Baka Conichiwa?
The normalization of homosexuality caused more than 22.8M to die of AIDS and it is leading people to think that pedophilia isn't that bad.
>>681179015
Fuckng newfags
>>681179025
I just wanted to see all you faggots die
One day I will...
checkem
Black cocks are a myth
911 was an inside job
>>681179240
>faggots
Apply lubrication, you are getting a too butthurt.
Every single post in this thread is true
>>681179188
wow.
confucius lie
You're all loosers.
>>681179444
SAVIOR
At least 1 person in this thread has been blacked and is male.
>>68117944 0.0
^
^ ^
I'll find someone better than my ex
Hitler did nothing wrong and should have killed romanians too.
>>681179444
Trips confirms this
>>681179666
Satanic trips speak the truth
>>681179665
seriously one off, guess I won't find someone better than my ex.
>>681179666
WITNESSED
>>681179444
Based niglet
>>681171803
Boxxy is recrowned queen of the internets!
niggers are bad
>>681179666
Thanks Satan. Always there for us when god isn't giving a single fuck.
hitler was an hero!!!
>>681171803
Milhouse turns into a meme
>>681171803
Penis.
niggers arent good
>>681171803
Vote Donald Trump
>>681179937
i too worship satan and hope he delivers me from lack of cock to the ass in return for my faithless service.
Trump will win
Summerfags won't bother us this year
>>681171803
Recette is a whore who cost 200 pix.
>>681179444
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>>681177912
>>681177912
>>681177912
These are not dubs , they are....
>>681179666
he is lying
>>681180433
Capitalism, ho(e)!
all posts in this thread are lies , except for quints
>>681180461
Nah bro, my dubs says thats shit is lies, and we all get Hookers
Guy below me is moot
everyone in this thread willnow go to sleep for atleast an hour , regardless of the time or what you have to do
to be or not to be
>>681181211
CHECK'EM
>>681181211
Fuck you
>>681181211
Your dubs lie, moot
>>681181211
you can't make me
>>681181211
well... dubs have spoken
lifes a bitch and then you die thats why we get high cause you never know when your gonna go
Everyone slap their dick on the nearest item. If at work just "air hump" for 5 seconds any obect.
these dubs are all lies check my singles ;)
Hillary Clinton will be elected. And assassinated on inauguration day.
>>681181211
Good night guys!
my dick will grow 2 inches
i will kill myself
Yall are faggots
Milhouse is a meme now.
I will die a virgin
i will run away and live homeless
Every thing Confucius says is a lie.
i will not fap for a week
I will be a virgin forever
2D beats 3D
911 did bush
ckeckm ill bcom scziphrenic
>>681181853
Dubs are trips.
osama did 711
niggers are not real people
>>681171803
Sanders will be caught sieg heiling
everyone hates me
everyone is a slut
i should kill my self
Dub here
satan will rise
there is no point to life its a bitch then you die
we shall spam reddit with YOTSUBA!
>>681172177
Not informative
autism speaks
this thread is bad
I'm secretly taylor swift
All previous dubs are false.
>>681182392
RE ROLL
>>681179015
You're an idiot
it wasn't a race war
>>681182640
it was an arms race
>>681171803
Poptarts can be used as an adhesive.
Life is not worth living
You will all die in 7 days
I AM THE BANANA KING
>>681182931
it is sadly
9gag is better than 4chan and has the most original meme even s4s cant compet
>>681171803
No matter who you vote for america is fucked because americans are too stupid to do anything correctly.
everyone in this post must jerk off and lick cum off of their handst
OP sucks more dicks than all pornstars that have ever lived combined.
We fought on the wrong side in WW2
op is a fag
>>681183755
kek
You should end it
Hitler did nothing wrong.
>>681171803
You fagg!
Minions are cancerous
Op is a faggot
the banana is the best meme to ever exist and it must be spammed everywhere
>>681183755
TRUTH!
>>681184311
I knew that was true already
Americans are crap
Moon man will become president
4chan is a shit site and always has been!
I am the cancer.
I have everything and everyone.
>>681184891
I knew you loved me anon!
an horse is a athlete.
>>681184547
Roll
>>681171803
Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past. - George Orwell
China will take over the world within 10 years
>>681171803
Trump wins the election.
>>681185195
I second that, this guy knows his shit!
King Jesus Christ is the one true Lord.
My penis is huge
>>681171803
The Tao is an empty vessel; it is used, but never filled.
Oh, unfathomable source of ten thousand things!
Blunt the sharpness,
Untangle the knot,
Soften the glare,
Merge with dust.
Oh, hidden deep but ever present!
I do not know from whence it comes.
It is the forefather of the gods.
>>681171803
The Holocaust never happened
