1. Your country 2. Your age 3. Are you happy?
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1. Your country
2. Your age
3. Are you happy?
US
23
No.
1. Romania
2 & 3. Doesn't matter age in Romania answer is always not happy
Portugal
20
What is happiness?
1. Norway
2. 23
3. No
BOSNIA
30
I life like up lightning motherfucker!
Canada
19
Happy people dont visit 4chan
TR
19
Fuck no
1.Australia
2.19
3.No
>>681126353
Canada
18
No
Turkey
19
:)
>>681126353
Australia
21 (nearly 22)
Yes but that doesn't really have to do with my country
>>681126353
>mars (no shit)
>164 (not fucking around here)
>vrills do not feel happiness
>>681127803
>lives in socialist paradise
>not happy
mfw
>>681128016
So.... The whole böhmermann / Erdogan shitstorm.... How to people in Turkey actually react to it?
>>681126353
Australia
30
no
>>681126353
Canada
21
Shoot me please
>>681126353
France
21
No
Uk
27
No
Sweden
20
no
Germany
18
I'm fine somehow
>>681126353
Finland
21
No, but something's gotta give
Russia
18
Nope, pls 'merica bomb this shithole.
>>681126559
US
21
Nahh bruh
Australia 20 yes
>>681126353
Italy
18
Hell no
South Africa.
28
No
>>681126353
Australia
47
im a grumpy old cunt
Australia. 18. Yes
>somalia
>24
>very happy
>>681126353
Germany
25
no
Australia
18
All right I guess
>>681126353
USA
20
I'm content in my discontent.
>>681126353
1.GERMANY
2.24
3.OFC not why else would i be on 4chan
Straya
22
Meh
>>681128320
What do you hate about Russia?
Netherlands
20
Recently got a gf so yeah
>>681128148
normal half of turkey react like how all ppl internatonally reacted
religous sheep pleb half of turkey are in "muh president" mode
Tho there are more anti-erdogan shit going on in turkey than you would think. makes me hopeful about the country somehow...
>>681126353
>Sweden
>20
>No
>>681126353
1 Germany
2 19
3 jo just bored too Mans One Night Stands
South Africa
19
No
Sweden
23
No
Australia
33
Yes
1. Russia
2. 26
3. NO
>>681126353
France
20
Not anymore.
>>681127928
Australia, 18 and no.
Where you from bro?
>>681128775
>>681128862
Aus meet up effective immediately. Brisbane here, wbu?
>mfw everyone on 4chan isn't happy.
>mfw i realize i go on 4chan more often when i'm depressed and don't know what to do with my life.
France
18
No.
German living on the AU Gold Coast here.
25.
Happy!
DK
24
No
>Argentina here
>20
>Happiness is subjective, right, right?
>>681130804
>Happy!
You don't belong here.
1. Sweden
2. 21
3. I'm fine. Not happy nor unhappy.
Australia
20
No
Croatia
21
No
>>681126353
26
USA
Not constantly, but I'm content and rarely unhappy
USA
32
yes... but happiness is overrated
>>681126353
Poland
27
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>681126353
>US
>18
>reasonably
>>681126353
Israel.
18.
No.
USA
29
indifferent.. bored af
>>681126353
Great Britain
27
I've never been so depressed in all my life and my drinking is getting out of hand.
>>681126353
United States
23
Yes
>>681131526
how does it feel knowing the whole world hates your country ?
uk
23
reasonably
>>681131583
wanna talk about it /b/ro?
>>681131437
I've seen this image a million times and I just noticed the thing in the background.
>ashamed
>>681131526
You just need to get a couple of gold records under your belt
>>681131583
can agree
usa
30
on the verge of being called suicidal
>>681131597
Not the whole world, the people who love Israel are biased, same applies to the haters.
Straya cunt
25
Living the dream; no work, free money
Spain
19
No
>>681131583
hang in there, mate... a few months ago, i was in your place. it's hard. but you'll get it together
>>681131526
How does it feel to know that your country is illegitimate?
>>681126353
USA
32
kms
11
usa
what is sucide?
United states
26
Nope, fuck our fiat economics
DPRK (North Korea)
24
our leader makes sure all of us are happy
>>681131856
>inb4 mods
>>681131865
Tell me more anon
>>681130517
Nah im in the west m8ty.
UK
24
Wouldn't be here if I were
>>681129432
Gay activists
>>681131896
>inb4 baited fagget
Italian living in Australia
25
I got my moments but mostly no
>>681131856
it's when you jump from a roof and you get wings fropm god if you were good boiy
try it
Italy
21
Fucking no
1. Norwegian living in UK
2. 24
3. Naaahhh
-IT
-24
-Lore
>>681131949
>inb4 baited your bait m8
>>681131865
>our leader
You didn't say dear leader. I'll have you hanged for treason.
Lithuania
18
No
UK
35
Fuck no.
21
Israel
Yeah.
>>681132037
>inb4 fuck me in the ass right now
>>681132039
there's loud knocking at my door
Australia
18
Mostly
>>681132057
There's no word for happyness in lithuanian
>>681128133
>socialist
Norway
19
No
>>681132113
>inb4 no thanks anon :^)
>>681126353
Sweden
19
No
Turkey
19
I hate my life
We roast Australia a lot but I notice most people from there said they're happy, anyways
Canada
21
Happy
Unhappy with Canada but happy with life. Canada is a fag fest
England
46
Sometimes
>>681131856
enjoy ban
>>681132163
Just free flowers from our dear leader, open up.
>>681131656
Was a successful manager up until 22 excellent wage then I had a nervous breakdown because of the pressure of work. I'm on an 8hr contract now (I'm going backwards) I can't hold down a relationship with women, men or traps (believe me I've tried). Living back at home which is unfair on my mum. Dad has cancer, mum has been made redundant from well paid job and it looks like we're going to lose the house (been in the family 4 generations). I drink to cope with all the shit that's happening I'm on a bottle of spirits a day and I just want to die. I don't want to do this anymore.
>22
>Canada
>Yes
>>681132105
>Lives in a small apartment in Tel Aviv
>Barely can pay anything because every step you make costs 100 shekels
>politicans shove how you should hate arabs while stealing your precious shekels.
>"Yeah."
>>681131948
>Russia
>worrying about gay activists
are you bothered that you cant beat up the gays openly enough?
New Zealand
25
Fuck yea
>>681132186
Thank your liberal government, enjoy your mudslimes
Canada
33
Yes!
>>681132223
>>681132221
>>681132166
There's no word for 'happyness' anywhere you goober
>>681132311
Had quads in a different thread having two in one day is just greedy.
>>681132186
well turn gay and go with it
>>681126353
US
30
Yea, but there are too many blacks, jews, spics and fags around where I live and they piss me off
>>681126748
>>681132221
You're still young enough to turn it around. As cliché as it is, I believe in you. You know you have the ability, quit drinking and push through for your parents, if not yourself.
>>681132285
Man its unbelievable. They're actually destroying the country and no one can tell because Trudeau keeps doing these fun PC things that make him look awesome. The economy hasn't been this bad for like half a century. The fuck is going on
Malaysia
18
What's happy?
>>681132388
Maybe you're just mad because you're a cuck and you let people step all over you.
>>681126353
Turkey
18
Yes, I'm mostly happy.
argentina
20
no
Brazil
24
No
>>681127803
Norway
20
Sort of
Which city, anon?
>>681126353
Russia
23
I just fucked a whore so hard she couldn't take it no more. Feels alright, tho i barely have any money left and can't find a job.
>>681132221
hey m8 don't give up it's not over till it's over.
>>681132615
Always wanted to fuck a whore. How much did she cost?
>>681126353
England
19
no
>>681132523
To add on to this, why are you guys all unhappy? Seems like you guys don't appreciate what you have. I'm from Turkey and I'm happy, if I lived in a country like the U.S. where you can do anything anytime, with nice weather and beautiful women, I'd be the happiest person in the world.
>>681126353
Moroccan living in the US
20
Gym and Zyzz are the only things keeping me alive
>>681132687
>of all the things in the world you can do
>"Always wanted to fuck a whore"
>>681132166
There is. Its called emigration
>>681126353
New Zealand
21
Enough
>>681132760
I fucking hate greasy Turkish cunts. You people are a disease.
>>681132221
Nothing like a depressant to chase the blues away!
>>681132233
Ohh look anothrr cry baby...
I dont live in tlv because it is fucking expensive. No one is makeing you live in tlv shithead. Move out. I bet you also go out drinking and wasteing your fucking perents money they gave your for school\rent\food.
Second. I dont hate arabs. I hate no good for nothing Muslims and if you got a probblem with it. Kiss ass.
The guv isnt stealing any thing stop leaveing in your left fantasiy kibotz themed world you closed minded peace of shit. I bet you voted for "avoda" or "מרץ"...
Pic related its you.
Iceland
18
somewhat content
>>681132760
I live in the Us thanks for helping me appreciate it more I hope you find a way to make it here or make your life better
>>681132864
So why are you so angry, anon?
Us
24
My dick is 15 cm when it's hard,it's impossible for me to be happy
>>681128269
>>681130279
>>681130412
>>681132182
I feel you guys
Sweden
18
No
-28
-currently in AUS going back to USA tomorrow
-fuck yes, have a perfect life.
Us
27
I'm obese like all Americans no way to be happy
>>681133000
fuck did it backwards...sorry guys
>>681132921
No worries man, life is really alright here, better than you'd expect, but I won't compare it to the U.S. Really, once I went through some very hard times in my life I now started appreciating the good times. There's so much to be happy about, and yet here we are, depressed and full of hate.
>>681133013
obese like all americans - i'm not obese and american.
>>681132797
Done most other things on the bucket list.
Swam with dolphins (it's shit)
Climbed Machu Pichu
Seen the Berlin Wall
Been to Paris
Been to a concentration camp
Slept with a Trap, man and woman (not simultaneously)
Travelled the world
Taken a wide variety of drugs
Fucked around
I'm bored as fuck now
Sweden
20
Yes, im in my prime, studying and partying.
1. Quebec
2. 25
3. Yes
Australia
18
no that why i am on /b/
Us
19
Nope
Germany
26
Fuck you.
>>681128794
Wow you a quite old to be somalian
>>681133118
You haven't been dolphin hunting yet; it's killer.
>>681132865
Fuck you! It calms me down and even makes me smile occasionally its legal and readily available.
>>681132221
Man. Im really sorry to hear that /b/ro. And like the other too anons have said, it may be cliche, but you will pull through it man. My family lost our house to the bank about 5 years ago. Owned the house through 6 generations. Just saw a week ago that it finally got sold. Really busts me up on the inside to know that strange people will be living in the house that my great grandparents bought back in 1931. I really do feel your pain friend, and i believe you can pull through this, if for nothing else than for your mom, and to spend all the time you can with your father. Did you think that in some strange way, this could be the cosmos telling you to spend what time you can with your father?
Just know, that even tho alot of evil happens in this place, some of us do care about decent people like you. Be strong /b/ro. Ill smoke a joint for you. =)
Canada
25
I try not to think about it
>>681132890
It's people like who make this place live unbearable, land of milk and honey comb, my ass.
No matter how hard you will work your chances of having a decent life because everything is so expensive, and everything is taxed to death.
>>681126353
US
19
When I get out and actually do shit, yes.
>>681133108
>>681133203
True.
Austria
19
Happy as fuck. More alive than ever.
USA
36
Very
>>681133118
Slept with a man and woman, you mean whores you paid for?
Egypt
19
No
I guess I am only really happy because I have money, that makes life really easy if you can keep healthy and make sure to maintain positive relationships.
It is only in moments like this, with a bit of weed, that I realise how much harder some people have it.
>>681126353
Germany
32y
Nope
It seems like most of the folks that come on here are 19. Same.
>>681133352
Von wo?
Kärntner reporting in
>>681132687
lets just say they earn atleast 4 times as much as experienced specialists with a degree
it depends, if you just want a quickie 1-2 hours will hardly hurt your budget
Philippines
23
Yes. Im getting closer to reaching my dreams yeah!
Australia
27
Not really
>>681131390
eyy brate
What states are you fags in?
Montana/19/yes
United States
29
Pretty happy, too busy with my baby to worry about anything else though
Russia
19
Yes
>>681133697
Bozeman Montanan reporting in. Where you at?
Russia
21
Yes
>>681133765
>>681133803
lies
>>681133250
Cheers man. God I wish I had some weed. That's pretty shit what happened to you man my sympathy. Me and dad don't have anything in common really. The only reason I don't kill myself is because of my mum and I look after my nan quite a bit so she relies on me. Take care fella.
>>681133779
I live 30 minutes from you, Livingston fag here
Us
43
No!
>>681126353
Italy
17
Pretty happy, i have a gf and lot of things to do but lifes short
>>681133697
Spokane Washington reporting.. Love Montana. Got to head to the Big Sky Brewery down in Missoula again for more Moose Drool..
>>681133852
Ну пошли выйдем поговорим ,пидр
>>681133296
It is expensive but not "that" expensive around here... I cant stand bitching, and that is what 90% of Israel's people are doing. What happend to working hard? The fact that you are bitching over the price of tlv show's you are financially more stable then me. I dont have the money. So i dont buy. Its like the first rule in the book. Just relax every thing is fine.
Plus you alot of Israelis sound like they want what thier perents worked for really hard when they are 21. Bitch go ask your dad and mom what they had when they wer 21. Nothing. They saved up. They worked for it. They got it in the end.
>>681133852
No.
>>681133399
I've never paid for it. I just flirt with people I like the look of in pubs.
No Indians here?
>>681126353
Germany
31
Very happy
>>681133868
You take care of yourself as well fam. And remember, there is ALWAYS someone that will miss you.
>>681133577
Yes but how much did she cost you?
>>681133926
noice! yeah montana is very nice. idaho reporting
27
Australia
no.. But the Valium and alcohol work for a little while.
1. New Zealand
2. 26
3. No, not really
Italy
21
Mmmmh...naaah
>>681133930
Ублюдок, мать твою, а ну иди сюда, говно собачье, а ну решил ко мне лезть, ты... засранец вонючий, мать твою. А?! ну иди сюда, попробуй меня трахнуть, я тебя сам трахну ублюдок, анонист чертов, будь ты проклят, иди идиот, трахать тебя за свою семью, говно собачье, жлоб вонючий, дерьмо, сука, падла, иди сюда мерзавец, негодяй, гад, иди сюда ты говно, жопа!
>>681132243
yeah, of course your fucking happy because your sheep love you I bet....(sorry it's ANZAC day we should be friends)
>>681126353
US
15
Every day gets better and better
>>681132594
Brazil here too
26
HELL NO.
>>681134179
underage b&
>>681133573
Bin ein Wiener Schnitzel.
>>681134037
can't you just literally google your city name + whores and get a list with price tags for your area you fucking retard ?
>>681126353
USA
25
No, I'm Matt motherfucker.
>>681134133
Да ты охуел?Мать твою ебал!Используешь недо-mems чтобы меня оскорбить?Ну ты и говно,чтоб ты сдох нахуй ,пидор гнойный
[spoiler]сам язык учил или ты русский или просто долбоеб? [/spoiler]
u.s.a
23 in like a week
no, more like constantly worried and stressed yet keeping it all suppressed.
>>681132221
>22
>still with rents
>How many GBPs does a fifth of whistkey cost you faggot
>>681133592
>>681132164
>>681132164
>>681131972
>>681131758
>>681131309
>>681130468
>>681130424
>>681128903
>>681128862
>>681128775
>>681128664
>>681128358
>>681128181
>>681128029
>>681127928
27
Australia
No mostly, but sometimes yes.
Cairns here, where you guys from?
Hungary
19
Yeah, i guess, tho it could be better
>>681134037
Why pay money to wear a bag over your dick?
>>681126353
>19
>South Africa
>happy but not content
ITT: eurofags bitching about living in 1st world countries
>>681134435
Cairns is so nice... at the right time of year.
Best place in Australia to visit imo.
Netherlands (originally from Baltics)
23
Yeah, quite happy
>>681126353
Canada
19
Reasonably
>>681133118
hoo boy my trust fund senses are tingling
uk
34
very unhappy
>>681134642
It's beautiful right now. 23 degrees & clear.
>>681130455
are you me?
>>681126353
italy
24
im trying to be
US
18
I don't know am I?
>>681126353
1.Sweden
2 .21
3. Not at all
>>681134179
See ya fgt
Romania
20
Its k i guees.
1. us
2. 15
3. not really tbh fam
>>681134301
I want a street hooker.
>>681134642
Meaning in winter. Its fucking horrible in summer.
>>681133765
>>681133803
>>681135207
Autumn and spring are good too.
>>681134677
Nope inherited from two Great aunts.
>>681134435
AUS
25
Yes (practically have the best life ever no jokes)
Manly --- Cairns isn't too bad. M
>>681135186
Enjoy your ban
1. Australia
2. 19
3. I'm honestly not sure
>>681134428
£7 it's not very expensive
>>681134508
I wouldn't and I never. Completely kills it for me.
>>681126353
1. Spain
2. 20
3. I'm waiting for that moment, I didn't lose hope yet.
Netherlands
18
Things aren't bad here but i feel like shit
>>681126353
30
USA
Yeah, I like it here. I wish I had more money though.
>>681132221
25 living with my mum, lost a job cuz of crisis and now can't find any in my sphere. i know i'll be stuck with another shitty job for years before i can afford a car let alone have enough free income to pay rent
never had a GF, just bang whores, started smoking recently, drinking(again), bought a 12 gauge tho dont have balls do quit it. whores kinda cheer me up every time, there nice, wish i could stay with them longer, i need a gf real bad
>>681135442
*I haven't lost hope yet
>>681126353
Australia
20
yes
>>681135550
Both sentences are correct.
>>681135533
Fuck man if I had a gun I'd be dead already.
1 U.S.
2 32
3 less depressed than usual
>ITT: the world is a pretty sad fucking place to live
AUS
32
Spent whole life getting into medical school. In medical school. Miserable.
>>681135648
thats what i thought, hence why i spent months to get all the papers for it, now all it does is collect dust
tho it's nice to have an ultimate escape plan, have of bit of got nothing to lose attitude now
2чаю
>>681135264
No autumn and spring here mate. Got wet and dry. Or in other words Summer and winter.
>>681126353
>USA
>26
>no
>>681126353
Australia
30
Meh
>>681126353
24
UK
No
>>681135713
Think about all the women who will cream themselves as soon as you utter the word "doctor". Say it slow and deep, exaggerate the syllable.
>>681135442
>I'm waiting for that moment, I didn't lose hope yet.
me too friend. i still hopes my life would turn around. even i am witnessing my life going downhill. and gets worse everyday. i'm on my way of that fateful day that things would go irreversible. i hope hell will treat me nicely
Norway
18
Can't really complain
Spain
18
Fuck yes Im happy, have enough monies to study what I want (software engenieering) and I have girls
of all the countries posted, USA is the least happiest place on Earth so far. Quite telling.
New Zealand
18
Yep, love life, awesome friends. maximum smiles.
26
Romania
Romania. So fuck no. I want to die.
Germany
19
Fine, wanna break up with gf and bang some btches but cant find the right moment
Brazil
34
Fucking NO
>>681133952
Bitch if you can bare living here go ahead.
There are people who can't afford, and I don't talk "buying because we're spoiled" but people who can't pay rent, arnona, taxes and shit. Fuck off.
USA, specifically Georgia
20
No.
>>681135713
I'm a doctor now anon, fuck school can be shit, but if you stick with it I swear to you that it is the biggest panty dropper you have ever seen.
>>681128320
Russia
21
Sometimes happy, but i hate my country. I hope, that i can be good IT specislist and emigrate in Canada or Australia in future.
Also how i heared Canada want to legalized a stuff soon. It will be cool, i hope.
>>681126353
Australia
18
Yes
>>681136804
Move to Australia man, chicks here will dig the accent.
i don't if any of did this. me and my family cumming together having a good time. going to places to have fun beaches, mall, fine dining establishment. my family and friends love me. my gf actually love me. but it was all in my imagination i spent half day laying in bed. fantasizing this over and over again for the last 3 years.
>>681126353
Hungary
20
Happiness abandoned me long time ago.
>>681134435
im in cairns bro
i just moved here i need mates haha
England. 20 Years old. I want to die immediately.
>>681136798
How hard IS med school, exactly?
Do you think an idiot like me who hates study has any chance of getting through? I MIGHT be able to study a few hours every night with some practice, but any more than that would be too much.
I want to feel like I'm doing something significant with my life.
Germany
23
No
Living in australia right now and life's better here imo - mostly because the people are way friendlier, openminded and are less politically correct
>>681136939
That's cool. Thx for advice
>>681137332
glad your enjoying it where you live?
>>681133476
How to get mpney some tip ?
>>681128133
Of course he's sad he's probably surrounded by loads of socialist retards.
>>681137265
Where do you live?
I see it mostly with this rule: If you're smart enough/dedicated enough to get in, you're good enough to finish it. Where you live can change this though.
>>681137410
No worries man, and I can promise you that the weather is better. If I could recommend a place to live, it would definitely be in Brisbane.
>>681137750
Australia. Bar would probably be pretty high here I imagine.
Sweden
21
Sometimes I guess
>>681137815
I'm an Aussie doctor and it was pretty hard to get in. I found that the people who were dedicated enough to fund their way through, to get themselves there in the first place, and not be pushed by mummy and daddy the whole time would finish. Where are you thinking of going? And straight out of highschool?
>>681127816
JEBEMTE PITCKA TI MATERNA
>Britain
>22
>relationship is a little complicated, but I'm feeling pretty good at the moment. Stopped drinking and smoking and lost a load of weight. Plus, my gf is way out of my league lol. I'll never know how I convinced her to be with me.
Australia
16
Im still in school guess if im happy.
>>681126353
England
31
Something like that
>>681138082
At this point in time it is only a thought, so I haven't thought too far ahead. I've been out of highschool for a while, working and doing nothing. It would certainly surprise everybody if I managed to complete med school, pretty sure they'd be thinking "he's going to drop out" the entire time.
>>681126353
Usa
23
I'm happy typically and then at other times, depressed. Stress can do that to you.
>>681135258
что за тупой мем. его правда постят на 4чане регулярно? и тогда знают ли Вестернеры про истинную суть "петушка" как сленг из зоновской говно"культуры". это очень унизительный мем. реально Я ненавижу всякий совков и ridf но такие мемы так же как и большинство ватников картинок это уровень ссаного либераста или как говорят мои коллеги с 4чан - libcuck.
Я так давно не был в рунете и мне лучше. это своего рода очередная форма эскапизма. Я итак каждый день вижу рашку, еще и в рунете читать тем более там только сплошной депрессив реалий, и телек тоже не смотрю, ну Я имею ввиду фед.каналы, "новости" и т.д.
>>681132474
you in Alberta if to move to Manitoba or more specifically Winnipeg
Germany
27
yes after it has bang so right on the world
>>681138303
Underaged B&
>>681126353
Hungary
20
no
Netherlands
18
Yes lonely but happy
>>681126353
1 Italy
2 25
3 aha
>>681126353
US
20
Meh
>>681138433
Then prove those fuckers wrong. Half of my motivation to finish my degree in medicine was all of the cunts in my life that thought I was worthless. It made 2 of my ex's try to come back to me, and it feels fucking amazing to turn those gold digging bitches away, especially now that I have a lovely girl that truly loves me. Going to medical school was the best decision I ever made.
>>681137813
Look very nice at photos. Hope somedays to see it.
>>681138303
>inb4 banned
>>681138829
Ha, that's awesome.
Germany
17
Yes.
>>681137172
I got a nice place in Stratford, got table tennis and a pool. You'd be welcome to come round for a beer. email is [email protected]
>>681138900
Then try man, I know you won't regret it.
Netherlands
19
Yes
>pic related this morning
>>681139058
Cheers anon. Good luck, you won't need it if you're driven enough.
>>681137172
housemates and I have a few drinks on the veranda most nights.
