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Dubs decide, I'm in Argentina using an app to be in Auss

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Dubs decide, I'm in Argentina using an app to be in Auss
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>>681102548
100%
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Send nudes
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>>681102548
Why haven't we fucked yet.
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Ask for nudes
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How's my princess?!
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>>681103625
roll
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I've been told that you're into Pokemon...I'll have you know I have an extensive collection of Pokemon cards in my mom's room. ;)
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>>681105061
Roll
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Okay dubs or 9 because you fags can't get dubs
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>>681103625
roll
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me. im diamonds
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was this enough pleasantries before i get to ram it up your arse, or would you prefer to continue with the niceties some more?
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querying parameter 'up'
compiling data
answer output: not much babe
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>>681106722
see me dubs, op?
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>>681106722
We got a 7zip
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I'm sorry...It's just the thought of running my tongue around your puckered pink hole is making me ad hard as diamonds right now
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Sent to another girl also
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Wanna come over and help me bleach my ass hold
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Negro tounge my anus
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One time i fucked a dead cat i found on the side of the road
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i was chained in the woods to a tree for 7 days. animals brought me the food and water i needed to survive.
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Waiting for the other to reply
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>>681107477
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>>681107501
if you get pussy out of this, you better post vid of it.
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What a boring whore
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Monkeys are fun
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Will you let me and my bros fuck you simultaneously? Like,not fuck in the sexual sense. But, fuck in the meme sense
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I always use chop sticks
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>>681107786
Typical bitch
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>>681108094
hard cold cash wrapped around my member
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whats that app?
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>>681107786
>>681107621
i want the kiks of both those chicks. send them to
Tomwantstosignup
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>>681108022
winrario
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>>681108200
Google it up, you need to mess with the developer settings
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>>681108022
She's into it, keep it up
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this is more boring then Humphrey Bogart's history as summed up by wikipedia
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>>681108913
replace 'history' with 'life story'
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How dank do you want it? Level one is Crunch Style, where I bring a plethora of Pepe memes that will get you so wet you'll need to wear adult diapers. I can bring it up to level two called the Rektilectric level where we exchange the dankes memes money can buy. And level 3....ohhh you don't want to know about level 3.
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>>681109015
Rollorini
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>>681108617
Great because all your base are belong to us
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>>681108617
youll have to show me what we are in for here. you might be sub-par.
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>>681109015
roll
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Gorda puta, nos vimo en disney, que me tengo que tomar el palo a chuparle la pija a carlitos.
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>>681109015
roll!!!
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>>681108405
how do you google something you know nothing of? lol just give the name god its not hard.
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tell that bitch to divide by 0
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>>681108617
you need to learn your place. show some subservience, and some pussy.
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>>681109015
ROLLING
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>>681109015
just rolling
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>>681109218
Google fake location on Google, told you you needed to fuck with the developer options. If you only install the app (fake gps) it won't work
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>>681108200
dubziezz
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>>681109015
rolll
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>>681109015
roolllll
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>>681109015
roll
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Now, life's a bowl of bagel dogs, but there are unpleasantries
Cold toilet seats, dentist chairs and trips to DMV-call it pointless
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>>681109015
FUCK ME. ROLL
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>>681108617
I guess?!?! This isn't a fucking game, Laura. I need a definite sign on concent, you indesicive bitch. Last time some one said "I guess," I ended up shoving my dick in my grandpas ass, when all he really wanted was for me to pass the popcorn
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>>681109015
>>681109015
>XD
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>>681109015
roll i guess
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>>681109676
Rolling
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>>681109676
roll
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>>681109478
no like whats the messaging app lol ik about location spoofing im not a new fag
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>>681109699
can you say something random enough to prove that your a human being not just this faggot talking to himself for the amusement of an anonymous image board
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>>681109699
Ecks dee
Traffic cone my penis whole
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>>681109801
That's what I'm trying to explain, Google it dude its not that hard
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>>681109918
>>681109902
Roll for both
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>>681109971
Retroll
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>>681109699
cut the shit. you want my dick and I'll give it to you
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>>681109939
You must not know the messenger name. haha so does ANYONE know the damn name. god damn it
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>>681109699
I want to skin you alive and fuck your eye sockets
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>>681110142
roll
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>>681109676
rollerino
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>>681110183
llor
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>>681110124
Sorry misunderstood, its tinder
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>>681110063
>cut
>my dick
>I'll give it to you
these are dangerous words so close together anon
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>>681110231
I'm laffin
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>>681110230
its kool. I dont trust tinder bc it uses FB.
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>>681109699
Seriously though, what are you down for? I could get my 13 year old sister in on this?
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The 3rd and final level is the 3xarmaniwarbearthunderclap that how now watch me CRANK THT SUPERMAN
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>>681110500
winrar
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>>681109699
Now seriously, you look nice though, wanna exchange nudes?
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>>681110548
roll
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>>681110500
Wasted dubs
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>>681110545
re-roll
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>>681110548
Rolleroni
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>>681110545
rollin again
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>>681110649
Make it happen b
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>>681107034

name?
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>>681110684
alright lets stop the dancing around. i want to see you twist your nipples and spread your pussy. then i will decide whether youre worth my time.
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>>681110548
oh so we playin this gamee again...ROLL
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>>681109902
>>681109676
Rollo
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>>681110847
you will if you want to choke on my dick tonight.
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>>681110548
ROLL BITCH ROLL!!
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>>681110847
Why won't you? Come on, we are both bored, it's like we have something else to do, just a bit of fun, haha.
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>>681110859
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>>681110847
Yeah? Theny why are you on Tinder, sweetheart? Come on, i'm just gonna post them all over the internet, ok? :)
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Is it cool if I we use one of my dogs as well? I have a pitbull and a retriever, which one would you like in your pussy?
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>>681110847
Roll
>I've never been in love before but there's something about niggers that makes me so hard, I think it's the smell. Are you free to meet this weekend?
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>>681111085
God damn it /b/ we fucked it up
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>>681111239
Roll
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You made it worse
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>>681111239
rollerioni pepperoni
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>>681111085
I wish I could cut your head and fuck your neckhole
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Its dubs or 9 remember
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>>681111445
And I am try;n to to get into you.
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>>681111445
dude you got no idea what youre doing. you need to push the demands, not change them every 5 seconds.
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Look, I'm going to square up with you. I've taken a whole lot of time to build up the courage to talk to you. Yeah I say some weird shit but I do it because I want you to come and see my dank memes. Yes, they are top quality, and yes I'm serious. I want to tell you that you are a girl I am willing to trust with my stash of memes and you have to promise me that you'll live up to what I thought if you. Send me a dank ass spiderman meme to that I know its real. Protect my swamp Laura.
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>>681111557
roll
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>>681111558
That's what you fags are rolling
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>>681111445
You're on /b/ nigger post some nudes for them or I'll fucking rape your youngest sibling/cousin in the ass with a knife
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>>681111445
> You're into some weid shiz lol

That doesn't sound like a no to me bby ;*
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>>681111630
>roll
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>>681111707
the last two things you posted werent dubs
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>>681111630
rollaroni
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Rollemos
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>>681111747
Winrar
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>>681111557
Rolling
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>>681111833
I said dubs or 9 because you weren't getting any dubs
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>>681111833
>Complains about not posting the dubs
>Gets dubs with rolling
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hey dont take any of this seriously as im just messing around
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>>681111630
Roll for the newfag
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>>681111896
Fail
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>>681111630
roll
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>>681111930
alright, i got free dubs. post this >>681109271
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not a dog person? I have a cat if that's what you like.
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>>681111833
Winrar

>>681111978
Yeah, was meant for another post... not sure what went wrong.
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Sometimes I fall asleep during foreplay, just give me a nice hard slap.
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>>681111630
re-roll
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>>681111630
Yw
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will you let me eat an sandwich out of your anus?
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>>681111630
Rollerino
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>>681112200
Win

Nice B)
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not a dog person? I have a cat if you'd like a pussy in your pussy haha
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>>681112075
Remember it dubs or 9 fags
Btw some other girl just said hey, 5 win.rars
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>>681111630
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>>681112372
Hey there :) I'm not the typical guy! If anything, i'll be the one in the kitchen making you a sandwich :) :)
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Kek
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>>681112372
Use the double dubs >>681112200
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Hello, I understand you are messaging me right now but I would like to ask you, Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ.
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>>681112372
you mean some other girl is up to the game? tell her to get her ass in here and show it.

if i get dubs or 9: "im starting to lose interest. if you want to get some, youll need to ask nicely."
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>>681112522
> post number

Do you have to post a screenshot now?

:O
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>>681111630
roll
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>>681112615
I mean this
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>>681112560
re rollo
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if you won't share nudes? how about you show a pic of your toes?
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>>681112560
rere rollio pollio
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>>681112560
rollerino
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>>681112726
I already posted for this and rolled a 9

>>681112469
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Look, I'm going to square up with you. I've taken a whole lot of time to build up the courage to talk to you. Yeah I say some weird shit but I do it because I want you to come and see my dank memes. Yes, they are top quality, and yes I'm serious. I want to tell you that you are a girl I am willing to trust with my stash of memes and you have to promise me that you'll live up to what I thought if you. Send me a dank ass spiderman meme to that I know its real. Protect my swamp Beth.
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>>681112805
For this girl is 5
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>>681112805
I really need need to get these dubs rollio pollio hollio sollio dubs memez ahhahah Cx
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>>681112726
let's get straight to the chase... can I cum inside?
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>>681112923
Roll
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>>681112965
mate, i got a 5 right here >>681112615
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>>681113067
he means 05 you degenerate.
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>>681112923
rollipolli
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>>681113104
he doesnt mean 09, so why would he mean 05.
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>>681112876
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>>681112923
roll
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>>681112923
re-roll
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>>681113196
Ok, cool OP. But that was meant for the other bitch. But thanks anyway
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>>681112923
last roll
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if dubs send this picture
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>>681113344
winrar
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>>681113344
Fucking finally
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FOR THE OTHER BITCH

I would like to stick my tongue up your private parts, I have a nice unmarked white van we can go in together.
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>>681113196
the bitch clappin as if she got a case of gonorrhea
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She's so autistic damn
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cant believe OP is delivering, thanks argentinian dude
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>>681113676
pictures of spider man? i want pictures of pussy, girl!
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This bitch is fucking retarded.
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Yes. Send me a spicy spiderman meme <3
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>>681112560
Lol
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>>681113864
roll
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>>681113676
Yes, I would enjoy a picture of spiderman from you. I would also like it if you could send me a picture of your webbed toes.
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>>681113864
Re-roll
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>>681113864
roll 4spocymeme
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>>681111630
get
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>>681113978
Rollin 4 this
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>>681114058
roll
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>>681113676
Yes. Send me spidey. And in return, I'll send you a pic of my dicc
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>>681113989
We getting memes tonight boys
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stop messing about ill send the first pic then u have to send me one
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>>681114158
I found a stale browny in my Christmas stocking, so I ate it.
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>>681114158
Yeah that's right baby keep them memes coming I'm gonna squirt some webs in a minute
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hold up, I got to be honest with you, I was planning to ram my cock in your mouth, but now I want to ram it in your pooper
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>>681114319
That made no sense bro wtf
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This is what she sent, fucking normie
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This is a thread on 4chan I actually really like you though I'll stop texting you what I'm told to, send nudes though for real
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>>681114677
OP MUST DELIVER
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>>681114677
That was really good ty
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>>681114677
you faggot
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Cunt
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What do i need to do to get your spicy meatball?
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>>681114950
Baby girl, ýou are the sexiest space robot I have seen in my life. Whatever you say, whatever you do, whomever you call - I WILL stick my magic stick in your chocolate bun pooper.
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Nah seriously though I wanna see some tits
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>>681114950
What app are you using to change your location? The one in your notification bar?
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tits or gtfo
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>>681115062
rell
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Send a dick pic and just wait
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>>681115225
Wondering this too
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>>681115225
The app its called fake gps, but to make it work you have to mess with the developer options. Next thread ill go to Africa
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>>681111630
Roll
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Sharpie in pooper
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can i actually have your snapchat coz this app is messed up...
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>>681115329
>>681115449
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Hahaha some bitch from earlier replied. Dubs or 5 decide
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>>681115576
> spicy meatball

I kek'd a little
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>>681115677
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Yo if you like that then you wanna skip the bullshit and send some nudes
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>>681115764
Youre a good lad OP, Gave me a good laugh
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>>681115794
I'm op and I'm rolling for this
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>>681115463
rolo
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>>681115794
rooollll
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>>681113676
oh my god she's the one :)
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>>681115794
Raul
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>>681115909
>>681115869
She doesn't even have time to reply with all this win.
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>>681115794
get?
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3 nines, I'm counting it
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look, i really dont want to see your nudes, what i rly want is you, i was trying to tell you that the whole time
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>>681116087
Rolololol
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like are you really not gonna send anything? like seriously chill out
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>>681116042
Ur 2kewl OP.

Why she isnt sucking your dick yet I cant fathom.

Total alpha. B)
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Idk why she hasn't blocked me yet
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send her this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FE0XcdM22Yo
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>>681116087
rolio
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>>681116335
Look, I'll send you some dickpics if you send me some nudes alright, I'm tired of this bullshit thread making me look like a bipolar trout
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>>681116172
roll
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id drag my nutsack through 30 miles of broken glass to see those tits
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>>681116087
>>681116558
roll for both
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>>681116643
cuck
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>>681116558
Fuckin roll
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What app are you using to talk
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>>681116558
kek roll
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>>681116643
rolll
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>>681116643
rallll
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>>681116643
cmon
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>>681116736
>>681116558
>samefaging in 2016
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>>681116852
Tinder
>>681116869
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>>681116335
She digs your shit op.

Roll for this >>681116643
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>>681116087
kek
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>>681117079
Winrar

Toasting to a coolio bread
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>>681117079
Counting that as a roll
Btw making a new thread stand by
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you know, under my clothes im allways naked
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>>681117039
Can you post more photos of her, OP?

Also, if dubs or 9:
"Call me Chad Thundercock"
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>>681117331
NEW THREAD BOYS
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>>681117277
Weak, but acceptably autismo

Alos underage b8
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>>681115676
persona? you need to get your ass here and i will introduce my persona into you.
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>>681116558
Rollerino
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what are you listening to on Spotify?
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