>Let's play a game, /b/ros.
Dungeons-and-Dragons-esque game, OP is the Dungeon Master.
Create your character and describe his weapons and abilities; you may have no more than 3 weapons and 4 abilities in total; power of your weapons must total 10 points.
Your character can be/have literally anything, go nuts; the more you describe your character, the more it will influence the game.
Each time you perform an action, OP will decide whether to roll the dice and what you need to roll to succeed; Last 2 digits of your roll will act as the "dice".
>First 8 players can play
>SETTING
You all wake up alone, all in separate dark tunnels shrouded in darkness, but you see a faint light up ahead. Your goal is to either reach the exit to the tunnel by any means, find and destroy all other players, or find and protect and escape with all players .
I stay asleep
Roll
>>681089214
need minimum of 20 to stay asleep
wake up faggot
>>681088940
Ma'name is Nigro i am 30 year old fat man from south africa i like wielding glocks and 2 handed weapons like my penis and steel pipes
My class is barbarian/wild animal and im 6.7ft tall
My skillset is
1- Last hope KFC: When below 10% health automatically eat chicken and regain 30% hp
2- Nigger experience: can easily lockpick and break into buildings
3- Loud nigra: Can shout really loud once a day stunning enemies except white policemen
>>681090055
Kek
What shall Nigro do?
>>681090313
Following my animalistic instincts I will approach the nearest village looking for watermelons to eat as im hungry from my travels
>>681090583
You find a nearby settlement of bandits. One is wielding a police baton, putting you at a disadvantage. They do not know of your presence. What do you do?
I get a cardboard sign and write "clack lives matter" on it
>>681090933
I unzip my pants and pull out my 20 inch flaccid penis, then proceed to charge at them while using my loud nigra yell and waving it around, ready to attack
black*
ok. I'll play a generic spellsword. Warrior with medium armour and a sword and shield who can cast fire magic.
-fireball
-light weapon on fire spell
-chance to counter attack on block
-a large outward explosion comes out of him in all directions when he takes serious damage. the explosion does not damage him.
-Riftis
>>681088940
Fuck off
I am PedoMc Stealyoshit I have the ability to carefully watch over homes and pick victims to rob. my only weakness is little kids who grow up to be meth addicts and shitty traps made from tinker toys.
My skillsets:
1-Wilhelm Scream- when attacked, i activate this and take 20% less damage
2-Boarderline Pedo- I activate this and all families within 20 miles of me are alerted of my living in the area. not really a skill, but just the law.
>>681091231
Most of the bandits are intimidated by your massive dark shaft and scamper off, dropping several items such as watermelons, chicken drumsticks, and brass knuckles for you to scavenge. However, the baton-wielding bandit is revealed to be a retired cop, rendering your nigra yell useless. What do you do?
Kremgor the Barbarian. short sword each 2 attack, battle axe-2, doof warrior guitar -6
abilities: body armor, stealth, immune to poison, on dubs insta kill.
*80's synth rock playing*
vaaalllhalllaa!
I make my way towards the light
-Riftis
>>681091416
>>681091624
>>681091909
OK. Keep in mind you'll have to keep track of these traits. What do you do?
>>681091711
As any other nigro would do I try to quickly grab the items on the ground and sprint like a coward, hoping that the cop doesn't shoot me in the nuts
>>681092014
Pedo here. I wish to enter the backdoor by lockpicking it
>>681091991
You come across a mostly abandoned bandit settlement, inhabitted by only a baton-wielding bandit and a fleeing Nigra. What do you do?
>>681092250
I light my sword on fire with my magic and approach the bandit. I try to bait out an attack so I can block and counter.
>>681092093
You successfully pick the lock due to your 93 roll and keep the lockpick. You find a room full of treasure. Wat do?
>>681092014
light? fuck light. kremgor like darkness. kremgor go deeper into cave.
>>681092381
The bandit attacks but you successfully counter, hitting him in the jugular. He is badly wounded. Wat do?
>>681092449
I skip the room because it is a obvious trap, those coins arent gold, theyre obviously chocolate coins. I go to open the next door.
I am a normal farmer named Mitch
>>681092022
You get away successfully but you drop the drumstick due to your 22 roll, glancing back to see the cop get sliced in the jugular. You slip into the darkness of the hallway, contemplating whether to go back. Wat do?
>>681092626
Finish him.
I'm a human
Abilities include barter, endurance, influence (possibly magic?), and luck
Weapons include iron dagger and special herbs.
I own nothing but an inventory of food.
My name is Zekintro
>>681092470
Kremgor find room full of gold along with a strangely Pedophilic looking man. Wat do?
>>681092848
You decapitate the bandit, finding gold and his baton on him, along with two healing potions, but you see Nigra watching from afar. Wat do?
>>681092969
>>681092810
K. Wat do?
>>681092831
mmm i remain hidden in the dark while equipping the brass knuckles and eating 1/4 of watermelon, and also rapping about being homeless and jesus. Can you tell me about my surroundings a little better?
>>681093157
I collect the items and fireball Nigra.
>>681093203
Zekintro wishes to aid and protect those he escapes with. We should like to seek civilization for rest and supplies.
>>681088940
I am Franz, the finest Aryan to walk the face of the Earth.
My class is jew cleansing and I am a perfect 6'6''
Skillset:
1. Zyklon B grenades. Use when hp is lower than 50%
2. Might of Germany: Call upon other Aryans in the vicinity, causes jews to be stunned for a minute
3. Schwanz: Proceeds to rape anything that moves causing anal distress and violent thrashing/screaming
Weapons:
1. MP40 for killin jews
2. Zyklon B
3. Swastika of Jew killin
>>681093239
You are just far enough from the settlement to see the cop get his mofuggin head get chopped awf nigga. Yall have three doors around you, a wood one, a steel one, and a titanium barred one. You see a fast approaching fireball from the settlement. Wat do?
>>681093203
i start to follow the strongest looking one in the group
>>681093436
You wander around your surroundings to find a settlement up ahead. You see a strange man with a sword firing fireballs down a hallway. A decapitated corpse is next to you. The man does not know you are there. Wat do?
>>681093436
should those around me wish to attack but roll a number lesser than this posts', I will escape with those who stand with me and proceed towards the tunnel with caution
>>681093007
gold? kremgor dont need gold. make kremgor slow. strange man? kremgor approach. sniff man. man smell of sweat and fear....plus pollen. *sneeze* man get scared. pictures of little boys fall out of mans pocket.....KREMGOR HITS MAN WITH AX
>>681093571
Aw shit nigga he out to kill me, I sprint towards the wooden door (holding the watermelons tightly) and try to pick the lock with a piece of my fingernail
>>681093953
>Implying there is a group
No one has even been introduced to one another yet. Try again.
>>681094024
>>681094024
Rolling odd - obtain head as evidence of crimes to nature, even - will take head for mummification magical rituals.
avoiding conflict with above 50
>>681094082
You pick the lock just in time to dodge the fireball and go into the safety of the room and lock the door behind you, but his fire sets the door ablaze. Around you is a heavy bookshelf, 2 dumbells, and a glock. Wat do?
>>681094514
You take the head in intent to mumify it, but the man notices you. Wait for man to react.
>>681094031
Attack misses due to roll of 31. Man is distracted trying to pick up his pictures. He is open. Wat do?
>>681094870
KREMGOR STOMP ON WICKED MAN.
>>681094870
what do i need to roll for attacks to hit?
>>681095123
>>681092698
Your stomp crashes the man to the ground, crippling him
>>681093439
Wat do?
>>681094532
(spellsword riftis here)
After missing the nigger with my fireball I run after him in pursuit, and cast another fireball (if/when) I see him.
>>681094532
Now we talkin boi, i grab the muhfuggin gun and check how many bullez i got, while aiming at the door ready to gun down this fuccboy
Farmer here ,i fuck my pig and my wife at the same time while my 11 year old daughter is watching
OP here. If another anon wants to help judge the rolls, be my guest.
>>681095284
I Pray to almighty Jared from subway one last time before i am ended. I start to go to the light at the end of the tunnel
>>681095320
Franz wakes up after cleansing a few villages and proceeds to head to another in search for supplies. Franz is running out of items to kill jews with.
>>681095341
>>681095366
The warrior bursts through the ablaze door, scattering ashes on the ground, but is immediately shot in the shoulder by Nigra, causing the warrior to drop his sword. The warrior casts a fireball at Nigra but only grazes his leg, but this slightly cripples him. Wat do?
>>681095966
(I had an ability that causes fire to explode outwards from me in all directions when I take critical damage)
- Riftis
>>681088940
Rimbo, halfing ranger
Weapons:
Bow - 7
dagger - 3
Skills:
Sharpshooter - good with bows and shit
extra attack - attacks twice
Beast companion - tamed a dire wolf
Trap expert - good at making traps
>>681095966
Ayo i ain't no fuggin fried chicken, i try and shoot the fuccboi in the head, and if it fails i kiss my watermelon goodbye, ready to die
>>681095284
Kremgor leave pedo man on ground. something for the rats. kremgor leave room. go back into darkness.
>>681095540
Kremgor walks away thinking Pedo is dead. But Pedo is alive if only by a thread, making his way to a bandit settlement. His praying pays off if only a little as he finds an amulet of child rape, causing him to have an apparition child-slave minion. Wat do?
Oh shit, I've been begging for a thread like this for such a long time, We used to call these - "Story progressive threads" they were amazing. Sadly I can't get anyone to play anymore because /b/ is nothing but porn.
>>681096122
K. Use it.
>>681096431
On getting shot, my defensive last resort spell triggers, causing an explosion in all directions. I also cast another fireball at the damn nigger
>>681096122
Zekintro evades conflict with Nigra and escapes Riftis' attention.
Along comes Rimbo
>>681095845
Franz comes across a bandit settlement and finds a bloodbath with a decapitated body and a bleeding out Pedo. Nothing is left to scavenge. There are trails of a battle going down one hallway. Wat do?
>>681096394
I like the concept, I'll probably try to make a few threads in the future
>PS: I'm not OP
>>681096377
I release the child for my near death experience has showed me the true way of life. I move to the midwest, and find a girl. We bond, and eventully i pop the question. she says yes. they ceromony was good, but her mom was a bit tough on me. we eventully decide to have a kid, and name her edith. one is good for us though, and we dont have any more. We raise edith to be a good person, and she grows up to be a strong, independant woman. we are proud of her. we grow old together and deiced to retire to flordia. one day i wake up do downstairs, and cant decide what i want for breakfast. roll for what i eat.
>>681096770
(K but only one action at a time) The last resort attack pays off as Nigra is badly wounded and burnt, but not at all dead. Wait for Nigra to move.
>>681097063
(he did, tried to shoot me in the head)
Name-Theodore Holstein
Class -Jewish survivor of holocost
Ability
1.penny pincher
Whenever money is spotted dmg reduced 50% as I rush to pick it up
2.wounds of the Jewish
causes 30% of all Jewish injury in the area to be added to my next attack
3.accounting
Am extremely good with numbers and can always make deals with traders/merchants etc.
Items include Jewish garbs
Throwing star of David
Satchel full of change
>>681097196
>>681097230
(Shit my bad) Nigra does shoot the warrior but misses his head, instead hitting his other arm, disabling him for the time being. Warrior is defenseless. Wait for Riftis to move.
>>681097493
K. Wat do?
>>681097533
(define defenseless)
>>681097727
(Unable to attack)
>>681096797
Franz slowly follows the bloodtrail to see what is all the commotion
>>681097787
I hobble around the corner of the doorway, bested by the niggers foul sorcery
>>681097052
kremgor here. holy shit that made me laugh.
>>681096797
Rimbo and Franz and Zekintro have yet to find conflict.
Two battles have concluded.
One head has been collected.
Nigra and Kremgor seem to be inactive
Shit son, all my life i been fantasizing bout eatin fried chicken till i die from a heart attack, but now, i become the fried chicken, i close my eyes in bliss knowing ill forever dream of kfc buckets filled with delicious nuggets, and on my last breath i shout:
> I DINDUNUFFIN!!1!
>>681097885
Franz comes across a badly wounded warrior, unable to attack, shambling down the hallway past you, away from a charred wooden door. Wat do?
>>681098066
i just want to know what im going to eat for god damn breakfast
>>681098176
Franz uses Schwanz to take down the wounded warrior. Franz then starts to observe the area
>>681098157
BUT HARK! Nigra is not yet dead! Nigra still has his watermelon, saved from the fire by its water essence, and his fried chicken, which was thrown out of the way of the fire blast. Nigra still has a bit of health left and enough strength to stand and bull the trigger of his glock. Wat do?
>>681097052
>>681098375
You eat some Topkek. Congratz.
>>681098069
kremgor searching in darkness. hear footsteps. stop. kremgor blends in....kremgor waits...
>>681098688
this thread gives so much giggles
>>681096774
(Enter Rimbo?)
I travel along river banks searching for some sort of civilization
>>681098688
i enjoy topkek and live out my days until i die of dysentary
>>681098571
HELL BOI IM BOUT TO DO EET
i activate my primal instincts, get on all fours and sprint towards the nazi kunt and fireball spamming faggot, i bite the faggot's balls and try to shoot the nazi somewhere
>>681098395
>>681098000
Wounded warrior is filled with poisonous Nazi semen, killing him. Riftis is on the brink of death. (You still have those potions, Riftis)
>>681099137
(Attack one or the other boi)
>>681099273
Correction: Didnt kill Riftis.
>>681099070
/Pedo
>>681099511
Aight my bad, i sprint as i said and get close to the nazi, recognizing he's a bigger threat i try to shoot him through the throat
>>681099273
(yeah I realized that after I made my last turn).
On the brink of death, I take one of my healing potions and chug like it's Saturday night at the tavern.
My bad I head toward the light looking for the exit of the tunnel
>>681099709
Roll of 09 determines that you miss your shot completely. Wait for Franz to respond.
>>681099831
Who the fuck are you? Use reference tags, newfag
>>681098859
Zekintro smells blood. With dagger in hand I try to sneak past you. If roll is higher than 60, I pass - if lower, I engage in offensive stance
>OP HERE
I have to go take a shit. Someone cover for me while I'm gone. Thanks.
>>681097493
Walks towards light looking for an exit
>>681100149
>>681098859
Kremgor is under attack, what'cha gonna do bro?
>>681100149
Kremgor spotted. kremgor leap into air and bring down ax upon stranger. above 50 hit, below miss, impaling ax into ground.
>>681100761
You exit through a cave near a bandit settlement, extremely loud roars of combat can be heard, it's daytime and you can see an alley through your left where the sounds seem to be coming from, wat do?
>>681101336
I move slowly forward while watching the alley
>>681101090
Your roll of 90 lands a big hit on Zekintro's head, cutting off one of his ears and leaving him with an open wound and severe bleeding, he loses his grip for a second but is enraged and back in position, wait for his move.
>>681101594
You hear a very loud scream of agony, care to investigate, head into town or go elsewhere?
>>681099752
K so wat do?
>>681101920
I cautiously walk towards the cries
>>681102018
Nigra here, is the nazi out? Waiting for him to make his move, he's in the mess too
>>681102132
Give him like 5 more minutes, then hes DQ
>>681102018
Healed by the potion I retreat, bumping into >>681102047 in a frightened hurry. "You there! Halt! Retreat! there is a dangerous black wizard and an incubus demon yonder!" I pause, and draw my sword. "You aren't one of them, are you?"
>>681102335
Alright, so >>681102047 how do you react?
>>681101090
Luck skill into play.
If post above 60 I use herbs to heal wound
Endurance post even I can retaliate with counter attack to arms
>>681102335
Putting space between us I ready my throwing star of David and answer no I am not are you?
>>681098395
>>681102132
Franz dies due to uknown causes and drops everything he has, including 2 random gas bombs, super effective against jews.
>>681102799
Your mighty 99 roll gets you enough time to heal and temporality stop the bleeding from your wound, and counterattack, how are you going to attack?
>>681102799
Dubs 99 causes invincibility from herbs. Noice one.
>>681103128
>>681103139
Aw shiet.
>>681102981
Left alone in the sinkhole, i nigra pocket the bombs and crawl towards the previously mentioned iron door, is it locked? If so i use my niggering skills to try and pick the lock
>>681102841
I sheath my sword and look back over my shoulder with a worried expression. "No. No, I was going to retreat, but perhaps together we could smite the demons. It would be risky, but I would much like to study the source of the black wizard's power."
>>681103459
I lower my throwing star of David still looking worried and reply "m...maybe that would be best we should head into town to see if anybody knows anything
>>681103459
>black wizard being the nignog kek
>>681103734
I got it
>>681103128
>>681103139
Zekintro attacks but then offers herbs to Kremgor as trade of aid for temporary protection in effort to exit cave (or dungeon) and reach civilization at which point Kremgor can battle me then.
>>681103359
Your 59 roll lets you unlock the door, but your nail breaks, making it harder to unlock other doors. You lock the door behind you. Inside you see a metal suit of armor which includes an iron helmet, chest plate, gauntlets. And boots. The chest plate and boots will slow you down, but the helmet and gauntlets not so much, plus the gauntlets would grant you additional strength. You also see a clip for your glock. Wat do?
>Pepe joins the battle
weapons
1: My own projectile shit 1 AR
2: Grandpa's suicide shotgun 5 AR
3: Memeblade 3 AR
Abilities:
1: Deafening Reee screech
2: Persuasion
3: Set traps
4: Massive penis, functions as a multi tool
>>681103911
Aight, i trust Kremgor to be a honorable fellow, let's wait for his turn.
>>681103825
(that anon wasn't me)
>>681103681
"R-right, of course, I wont force you to fight. Besides - I already smited one bandit today and look at this sack of gold I found, would be a shame to let it go to waste, eh? Let us make haste."
>>681103928
Hell yeah, now i go all saint seiya on these bitches, I equip every piece of the armor and reload my glock with the clip, but realize I'm retarded and locked myself there forever, so i start growling loudly in hopes that someone hears me
>>681103911
>>681104101
.....kremgor thinks. kremgor accepts. takes herbs. "ffffrrrriiiieeeennnddd" kremgor leads on.
>>681104280
Pepe's inate ears pick up the sound of another's ree, i find the door and attempt to re pick the lock with my cock-tool
>>681104280
(Actually, with your brass knuckles and iron gauntlets combined, along with maybe one of your abilities, you could be able to knock down the door with a roll above 60. Anything is possible in this game after all.)
>>681104473
Ok, you two successfully reach the exit, which leads to a small village where you catch a glimpse of a warrior and a jew walking together towards the local pub, wat do?
>>681104487
Lock is successfully picked. Wait for Nigra to respond.
>>681104570
does my cock set him free or not with that rool of 87 reee
>>681104570
Damn straight then, I'll roll for this if the lock isn't cracked open yet
>>681104719
hell yeah. pepe aproaches nigra, "what say you we travel together blacky?"
>>681104473
Zekintro follows
>>681104844
*grunting furiously* Damn boi u saved my life fam, those muhfuckes set me on fiya and took mah fukin chicken with em, one is stil alive, u wanna rape those kkk fuckheads in the boipussy? I can give u som watermelon and we can raid the town after, deal?
>>681105180
pepe reeee's in excitement "Hell yeah nigger-friend. With your brute black strength and my sheer anus force we can't be stopped" pepe and nigra proceed
>>681104707
>>681104865
kremgor stops. motions to zekintro, puts finger to lips "quiet". we sneak over....watching. maybe they have mead inside pub.
>>681104707
Zekintro proposes to Kremgor that we interrogate to see what they are up to.
>>681105621
Zekintro is almost 21 yrs old and is thinking of trying mead or his first time, but what if it doesn't exceed Black-Briar and Honningbrew expectations?
>>681105971
kek good reference
>>681105496
Aight thatz my boy, now we look round for them fam, tell me if u see some white trash warrior with a golden sword, aight? Imma look in the town.
(Is OP still around?)
>>681106094
OP here. Yes, i have concluded my shit.
I am Gyeerm Oakskin! Faithful gnome druid of Obad Hai. I hold only simple cloth robes, and a walking stick to aid me in my old age. I have the power to alter my form to that of any animal, be it magical or natural. I can controll the plants and animals of the world, and coexist with nature itself. I roll to greet the others with kindness
>>681105621
>>681105697
Alright you guys are in front of the pub, so, are you gonna approach them? If so, wait for them to react, if not, what is your next action?
We should start a skype group so we dont lose all this shit, dnd sessions aint easy to come by for me
entering the settlement pepe and nigra search for zeknitro and kremgor, pepe shits on the floor as he walks.
>>681106235
your roll of 35 merits pepe shitting in your general direction with a scoff
>>681106376
Riftis enters the tavern with his new friend, buying some mead for each of them. "It's been quite an adventure!" he says, sitting at the stool. "let me tell you, friend. the first bandit I encountered was no match, but that black wizard, evil as he was, was a startlingly strong opponent. I almost lost my life to his sorcery!"
>>681106380
I don't have skype :/
A discord server would be better, do you guys have it?
>>681106380
I feel it I'll get Skype on my phone right now just in case
>>681106235
You teleport in loudly right between the two groups of adventurers in front of the pub. They are startled by your entrance.
I am Alvor, the white
I'm trained in today's forbidden art of Niggermancy.
Equip:
I have a whip that allows me to control nigas minds and make them do my bidding.
Skills:
I have the ability to harvest entire crops extremely fast, carry stuff, steal a bunch of shit and fuk the police
>>681105971
>>681105697
kremgor thinks we should go inside, get some mead, and crush some puss
>>681106453
We're searching for Riftis dayum, so i assume everyone is at the tavern at this point?
>>681106634
pepe smells the scent of one who wises harm apon his companion, pepe reee's in fear and anger, regardless of how far away Alvor is from himself, therefor he appears to be having an autistic fit.
>>681106557
Oh um...hello! I am sorry for my entrance...spells go awry sometimes...heh. i see you are of the adventurous sort, may i perhaps join you? Roll for persuasion i guess
>>681106634
K but only control weak-state niggas with the whip, meaning a nigga with items that make him high-power is less affected
>>681106844
Your 44 roll makes you come off as persuasive, but a bit suspicious
>>681106481
As riftis buys Mead I use my accounting skill to lower the price as much as I can
>>681106634
Alright, you live in this same village which is yet to be named (Accepting suggestions)
From your home you hear a loud blast coming from the local tavern, what're you going to do?
>>681107048
"Village of The Headless Pig"
>>681106376
>>681106481
>>681105697
kremgor sees men drinking mead. kremgor want drink too. kremgor goes to bar, "2 meads!" goes into pocket for gold. SHIT, NO GOLD! KREMGOR ANGRY!
Gyeerm here, made a discord chat for us, if you wanna join
https://discord.gg/0yHEONTPJTZCnsZJ
>>681106987
Riftis turns to the gnome, startled. "Ho, gnome!" His hand goes to the hilt of his sword. "You don't happen to know a black wizard, do you?"
>>681106987
Quickly readying my star I ask who the person in front of us is
>>681107270
Stay calm my friend! We can search for gold in many other places, the lands are big and open, and one place will never harm such a vast horde as your own. Roll to pacify kremgor
>>681107388
Black wizard? No...i know of only my own kind, druids, thst is...i apologize
Ok since it's turning into complete chaos let me rearrange myself.
Nigra arrives at the tavern with pepe following behind, he immediately spots the warrior who attacked him earlier, calling pepe to his aid, but pepe seems distracted with some white supremacist. "AYO NIGGA WHAT ARE YOU DOING WE GOTTA GET THE FUCKBOY MAN GET YO ASS HERE"
pepe steps past nigra, as he picks riftis' scent
>>681107048
pepe aproaches the pub in the village of Titsorgtfo (pronounced tetsorgutfo) and reees queitly to himself as he witnessed nigra's target riftis buying mead.
>>681106667
Zekintro can not complain.
>>681107270
Zekintro uses barter to trade herbs for mead.
If post above 70, tavern wenches are buy one get one free
>>681107388
Your black wizard and his frog friendo are approaching quickly, eyes bloodshot, ready to kill, how do you react?
>>681107641
Observation check to see if I spot them
>>681107618
hearing the nigger's cries, Riftis jumps to his feet and draws his sword, shouting loud enough for the entire tavern to hear "That's him! The evil black wizard! Be wary everyone, and smite him!"
>>681107946
At his shouts, Gyeerm begins to morph, his body molding into a giant owlbear, shrieking, using its piercing psychic gaze on nigra
>>681107946
Everyone is alerted of the situation, the wenches run towards the back of the target, the plebs are screaming in panic as combat is about to start.
>>681107442
kremgor too angry. kremgor pulls out doof warrior guitar. shredds away. BURN THIS MOTHERFUCKER DOWN....and everybody inside. set myself on fire and die. goodbye....friend.
>>681108201
Tavern* not target
>>681108164
Also roll for attack with piercing gaze
>>681107946
>>681107618
"HEY FUCKERS"
*pepe readies his shotgun, begins REEEing using ability 'deafening ree' as to cause ear bleeding to all in vicinty, including nigra, and he begins spastically pointing his shot gun around 'SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHATS GOING ON REAL QUUICK BEFORE I GET TRIGGER HAPPY, WHOS SIDE AM I SUPPOSED TO BE ON HERE? WHAT DONT I KNOW??? EXPLAIN FUCKERS"
all while actively shitting on the floor
>>681108258
Before gremgor does this I throw change on the floor. Activating penny pincher
>>681107946
Nigra makes his move, rushing through the tavern's entrance he's holding a gas bomb in his hands, if 70+ Nigra throws the bomb at Rifitis, if 40+ he kamikazes himself into him, and if lower than that the bomb fails to detonate, rolling
>>681108381
newfag spotted
>>681108381
Nigra is deaf due to pepe's deadly screech, he sees that pepe is holding his shotgun and tries his best to tell him to shoot the bomb that's on the ground. "FUCKS SAKE YU RETARDED NIGG SHAT DA BOMB NIGA THEY GON KILL US"
>>681108381
i use my psychic powers as an owlbear to speak directly with pepe, attempting to tell him to aim for black magician currently holding a bomb, roll to communicate via telepathy
>>681108531
Taking. The brunt of kremgors attack I throw my star of David with wound of Jew's skills at pepe
>>681108258
Everybody gets high from my burning herbs if they even manage to survive the scorching heat and choking smoke.
My magical influence takes effect and the head in my inventory depletes all my food and gives me my life.
I awake outside the tavern with no leads to dungeons and no food or gold. Herbs wasted and clothes tattered. Nothing but a severed head and authorities are surrounding quickly. This won't look pretty. Can I escape?
>>681108783
You successfully penetrate Pepe's mind, whom is now confused and unable to take action, he must now roll with a response in order to free himself
>>681108759
pepe points weapon at himself while screeching
"LETS ALL CALM DOWN"
>>681108842
pepe is struck with jew star
"FUCK OUCH"
pepe reees
"WHY SHOULD I KILL THE WIZARD? WHY SHOULDNT I KILL YOU WIZARD? WHY ARE WE FIGHTING RIGHT NOW? I JUST FOUND THIS NIGGER I DONT KNOW OF HIS DEEDS"
>>681108842
Your roll of 42 manages to get your star to hit Pepe's right leg, leaving a bleeding cut and stunning him even more, however your star is now lost in the chaos
>>681109126
i attempt to soothe the autism within pepe, to make homeless volatile "dude, just aim for the black guy whose yelling, and the big bear bird guy will give you tendies"
>>681108922
shit roll to free mind, and question the group as to why i shouldn't kill nigger, if failed roll, go apeshit on nigger and fire all rounds into him while spewing shit
>>681108381
"Cease your m-" he was cut off by the nigger throwing something at him. setting his sword alight with his fire magic, Riftis charges forward and makes a stab at the niggers gut, attacking him and escaping the flames of the tavern.
>>681108904
With a tremendously strong headache and blurry/distorted vision, you have a chance to roll over 60 in order to escape, the local authorities will arrive in the next dubs
>>681109328
>>681109392
hell yeah 92, my mind is free'd and i still point gun at nigra "Is it true you have tendies, bearowl?"
>>681109447
At this point just start looking for my star 40+ find 70+ find loose change and star
>>681109393
The nigger falls to the ground after the impact, however his armor withstands the charge, making it impossible to penetrate his flesh with thy sword
>>681109517
I can make the tendies you so desire, nature itself bends to my will. Roll for some sort of diplomacy, since im telling the truth
>>681109517
FUCK OFF YO DUMB ASS BOOTLEG GRINCH I TOLD U TO SHOOT THE JEW GAS ITS THE ONLY WAY WE GET OUTTA THIS ALIVE, MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE BOI
The Niger remains down, squinting in pain
>>681109897
As I find my star I try and throw it into the chink of nigra's armor
>>681109973
overpowered by owlbears cuddliness and offer of tendies, pepe fires 2 rounds into nigra
(hey nigra get in here https://discordapp.com/channels/174053266542297089/174053266542297089)
>>681110197
Should I as well
>>681110276
All od you should, its much more convenient
>>681109897
>>681110159
Roll of 59 hits the chink, but not for much damage. Chink says "herro".
>>681110276
hell yeah
>>681109897
"I have knocked the wizard prone! Smite him, friends, good will prevail!" Riftis casts a fireball at the niggers face from point blank range.
>>681110360
I'll make an account
>>681110197
97 roll Immediately hits the back of nigga's head, making it EXPLODE INTO GORE
>>681110484
>>681110498
All attacks disintegrate Nigra into black dust. Sleep tight, Nigra.
>>681110484
The nigger's body starts cooking inside his iron armor, a strong smell of fried chicken is coming out of it
Actually I have to go, so lets just say nigger shoots me in the heart when he's on the ground as I fireball him and I die - Riftis
>>681110983
/Riftis
Can't join discord boys, invite expired fukk
Whoever is 2chainz in discord, you are offline, just so you know
>>681110369
I reply oh uh hi can I get my star back??
https://discordapp.com/channels/174053266542297089/174053266542297089
>>681111076
https://discord.gg/0yHEONTPJTZCnsZJ
>>681111290
that one
>>681111232
Chink says "ONREE IF YOU GET A IN CARCURUS, YOUNG ONE"
>>681111290
Still says it's invalid, I'm trying it on the app cuz no pc atm
>>681111290
Clicked it got redirected and it just says no one is playing. With Wumpus
>>681111778
Same
>>681111290
This is expired
https://discord.gg/0yHEONTPJTWcCfBm
try this
>>681111364
The the heck is a "IN CARCURAS"
>>681112109
"In calculus" in chink speak
>>681112056
Still nothing
Ching chong my peniru very small ching have to make sex robot ne ne
