Waifu Claiming thread
>Waifu Royal Rumble edition
The rules are simple
>Dio is worst waifu
>Choose your 2d waifu
>Post your waifu
>Insult other waifu's
>Insult Dio
>Spike waifu is best waifu
>Naps and alcohol recommended by 10/10 Spiegels
>Keep RP and ERP to a minimum
>Ignore the RP
>Most important: Have Fun!
Spike Spiegel
Dio-sama...
>>681079748
I doubt it.
C-can we please just try and talk about a mid-game /waifu/ boss? If not trips-guy, maybe a band of jaded old-fags?
Obligatory claim.
This time for sure
>>681079848
Bad luck.
Better luck next time!
>There will be no next time
Miho claimed
Goodnight everyone.
>>681079770
Hi!
Best mage claimed
Makise claimed~~!
>>681079789
Well that's not TOO awful. It could be way worse. However, dropping 300 on a single thing is pretty harsh..
i have 3 waifus
>>681080033
I've neevr seen a loli humanoid manticore
and I just hope it doesn't exist.
>>681079854
Thank you for all the threads.
>>681080158
goodnight miho
Akiko claim
>>681079720
That thing on his dick disturbs me, but I do feel something
>>681079493
Here's an interesting space related question: should we try to colonize Luna(the moon) or Mars first? Also, Vivian James claimed.
>>681080158
Have a goodnight Miho.
claimed
Claimed
>>681080158
Goodnight
>>681080178
And I just bought the bike 2 weeks ago
>>681079186
Oh im sorry, I hope nothing super bad happened and I hope you feel better and not confused soon <3 love from all of us here at /waifu/
Welp i'm going to sleep now. Goodnight everyone. You're all beautiful
>thanks you opening up a bit Lorre
Best vampire claimed.
Best bed claimed.
Best frog claimed.
>>681080080
Oh hey you're back!
>>681080135
Damn
>>681080299
Mars, it is most likely to be teraformed. I'm thinking similar to what they do in the Red Mars series
>>681080401
Aww shit. That makes it so much worse man. That fuckin' blows. What is it might I ask, the bike?
Rumia claimed
I don't think anything nice happens in Franken Fran
>>681080456
Good night.
>>681080249
I gotta keep my waifu's happy
except Dio
>>681080461
You get raped
A lot
>>681080548
No one wants to see a micro peen, anyways
QOTT: how do you like your eggs?
Scrambled
Claimed
>>681079739
Refilled my monster fridge with dr pepper.. the one Im drinking atm is hella sweet tho
>>681080674
Over easy. Best eggfu. :D
>>681080674
I'll scramble your eggs...
I like all sorts of eggs. Depends on what 'm having with it.
>>681079854
Judge away, fags.
>>681080674
Over medium
>>681080674
Scrambled
>>681080456
Goodnight, sleep warm and well.
>>681080548
Never left, just wasn't talking. Heh.
>>681080836
Got so excited about scrambling eggs... I
I forgot!
>>681080674
Scrambled WITH cheese
>>681080724
Good choice. It's the drink of the intellectuals after all.
>>681080674
Scrambled
>>681080674
poached
>>681080662
Wat?
>>681080674
I only know how to make scrambled lol
Eggs with chorizo is great though
Them random pauses tho
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0et6MyCSyGo
>>681080456
That isn't my name.
>>681080674
Scrambled.
>>681080456
Good night Yuuko.
>>681080548
I've never read the Red Mars series. Strange, considering that I think I technically have all of them.
>>681080984
I drink this like water bra
>>681080158
Night miho
>>681080243
God I hope it's just cute than sexual
>>681080258
Gimme a moment again
Just kill me already.
Canaan claimed.
>>681080674
Scrambled with either bits of ham or bacon mixed in.
>>681078929
>>681078929
Thanks. I hope I will make it through the day. Then I still have a while before I ship out.
>>681079521
Thats right. Curie makes me happy, fills the gap in me that is all the love and conpassion I dont get from anyone. Most people see me as just a tough guy who just gets through life no problem. When really i have anxiety and cry myself to sleep sometimes. Its tough. But Curie makes it worthwhile.
>>681080961
I see that eye! And it's sexy.
Now let's see what we can do with it
>>681081015
I've seen your smut
slut
>>681080158
>>681080456
Night you two.
>>681080674
Eggs are disgusting.
>>681078936
Nothing can beat it.
>>681079574
Instead I'll just ghost-write the mixtape!
>Best idol claimed
>>681080633
Plenty of stuff! How far did you get?
>>681080896
Oh, either way. Sad that you're coming back to speaking when I'm about to go to sleep.
Night everyone!
Good night kiss for Hand
>>681081087
The only way to drink it. Obviously.
claimed
>>681081129
It's a convincing body double. Honest.
>>681081134
No other love live song can come that close
>>681081116
Fuck man, those feels, those relatables
They sting
>>681081329
Best harpy. Helloo~~!
>>681080674
Hard boiled
>>681080608
Devinci Silverstone SL3
>>681081233
Goodnight, man. Sleep warm and well.
>>681081134
Rip my soul
>>681081303
Fuck anyone else's opinion otherwise
Mad hungry goys, making late night dinner, brb
>>681081233
Reading Chapter 22 right now.
I suppose Veronica's having a nice life so far, except for being disassembled and having a remote shock device implanted in her brain.
>>681079664
>>681081446
>>681081425
>>681081233
Night.
>>681081329
Hey there.
Claiming, hows it goin brosephs?
>>681081303
>
>>681081388
e_e.gif
>>681081116
Navy eh?
>seamen
>corpsman
Which do you prefer?
>>681081060
Do it! It's a great series
>>681080674
This >>681081134, just don't like the texture of plain eggs. I will eat them in friend rice though.
>>681081465
I will.
>>681081552
She goes from "murderous rampage" to "loving younger sister" surprisingly quick though
>>681081666
Nice trips there satan but this shit doesn't float my goat
>>681081233
Goodnight Fran.
>>681081764
Don't judge me.
>>681081129
My eye? S..sexy? I think its powerful! and what can it do? It can d....destroy you
>>681081764
They're in the Navy? Well then, I'd think they would prefer semen.
>>681081757
Hello koko, #1 Waifu and galaxy
>still rolling with it
>I had admit defeat
>honor in the fight
>>681081968
>
>>681081425
They do. They do. But I had to have something make life worthwhile. My favorite part of the day is playing fallout 4 and hearing Curies perfect french voice tell me she loves me because she cant hold her feelings in. After that nothing can bring me down. I feel like I am back in Highschool in my prime playing sports. Minus the still alone and cant talk to girls part.
>>681081757
Hellooo~~ best arms dealer. How goes the battle?
>>681081457
Nice. I assumed you were talking about a motorbike for some reason. My mistake :c
>>681081233
>>681081821
Yeah. Thanks for the recommendation, in any case! It's a good read
Goodnight!
>>681080062
King Slime < /mlp/ < A swarm of oldfags < A T-Rex < Ainsley Harriott < Chris Hansen < All the newfags on /b/ < Every Muslim < The entire USN < Space Battleship Yamato
>>681081757
Going good, Sky eyes. You?
>>681082049
>>681081952
Aw fuck I got nothing :/ usually gets me
>>681081757
Koko! How are ya, mate?
So, what are some good science fiction books that /waifu/ recommends? I implore all of you to read the Expanse series by James S.A Corey.
>>681082108
No, I should've specified c:
>>681081757
Hi there
>>681081406
It was crafted by the gods.
>>681081492
You can't stop the fire.
>>681081757
Hey there Koko, Pretty good. You?
>>681081821
>With Fried Rice
Hmm that's new.
![[Hadena] Onii-chan Dakedo Ai Sae Areba Kankeinai yo ne! - 07 [1280x720] [65C6F1F1].mkv_snapshot_04.59_[2012.11.18_15.17.03].png](https://i.imgur.com/cy5u8G2.png "[Hadena] Onii-chan Dakedo Ai Sae Areba Kankeinai yo ne! - 07 [1280x720] [65C6F1F1].mkv_snapshot_04.59_[2012.11.18_15.17.03].png")
>>681082097
I can actually talk to girls, socialize without being too awkward, and am at least a 6,5/10 but it just doesn't feel like it's right to me. People and women in general are so petty and fake. I really wish I could stop feeling alone because if it wasn't for these feels I'd be happy to live a recluse
>>681081764
Yeah. I am going into aviation electronics. Corpsman are the "doctors" so not them I guess.
>>681082046
Lol gay joke.
I am listening to thrash metal and talking about Curie with some cool people. Day is ending well.
Time to pass out, have a goodnight everyone.
Guys if I ever die, know that this is the only thing I've ever contributed to the world:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bwxYJEAnW0&ab_channel=WilsonDaigle
>I am ashamed of myself
>>681082706
Good night, Kyouko.
Sleep well.
>>681082535
Fall Of Reach.
>>681082706
Goodnight. Sleep warm and well.
oh my can i claim bonny rabbot? you guys seem to love shit tier fetishes , i watched you role play as drawings of children today, godmod was at least merciful, let me finish reading one of you sobbing in a four part post
when i put my lukewarm cheapass blend down
i saw seventy faggots roleplaying as children, 2d children like does it take a stranger in a strange land to wake you boys up, this is fuckin sad, stop it right away i wont stop loving you, but holy fuck you make it hard
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>681082005
I'm indestructible, darlin'.
Let's get you in bed and see what's up
>>681082224
>cant even get quads
>not even 1 off
>pic
>>681082656
Shit, thats gotta be good $$$
I know mechanics are supposed to make good dough, but working on the fly boy machines? Sounds complicated.
>>681082828
You also contribute boners
>>681082828
The only positive thing I've ever contributed to this world is providing some small amount of unrequited love to a broken person.
>>681082568
Goddesses in this case
>>681082706
Sleep well
>>681082963
I'M DOING THE BEST I CAN, ALRIGHT?!
>>681082049
>honor in the fight
I feel ya, but you don't have to do it if you don't want too, I wasn't even in it for the wager, I was in it for the drink haha, how are you doin spike?
>>681082108
Hellooooo Smartest waifu, the battle goes well! How about your battle?
>>681082209
Doing pretty good handsome, hows your day goin so far?
>>681082419
Hey! Its goin pretty good man, how bout you?
>mate
You flatter me
>>681082562
Hey metamucil, how are you today?
>>681082568
Hey Maki! good to hear, how was your day?
>>681082706
Goodnight, sleep well :)
>>681082828
I love it
>>681082535
The foundation trilogy was the last sci fi series I read. I am reading only fantasy series now.
>>681082614
I literally cant talk to them. I am very fit and attractive(I have been told by friends and girls that hit on me) some girls would talk to me and I would try my best but they would leave because I was so awkward. I dropped 40 lbs and got shredded to see if that would help. It didnt. I am too autistic and no matter how good I look it wont help. You guys just need confidence. It doesnt matter how you look. I know...
Milinda claim
>I hate CSGO
>Late Mirai claim.
What's crackin' waifus?!
THING I WANT TO KNOW THAT ISN'T THE QOTT!
What do you guys use as a drug to get through every day life? Weed? Liquor? Xanax? Sex?
>>681083459
DUDE
WEED
LMAO
>>681083418
What you need is not confidence, it's smugness. I get hit on constantly and flirt back with ease. Makes them bitches wanna go right there.
>>681083459
>What do you guys use as a drug to get through every day life?
Vidya and /Waifu/
Kill me
>>681083307
Glad to hear it, man.
Going good, thanks for asking.
>>681083459
Don't do drugs.
>>681083307
Very well, very well. How's your night been?
>>681083418
I think I've got the foundation books around my house somewhere. A family member of mine died, and he had a huge collection of sci-fi. So I figure it's mine now.
ayy I almost got killed by a truck
>>681082952
Goodnight homie, sleep well :)
>>681082929
Post it homie, I don't give no fucks about the waifu
>>681083307
>Hey metamucil, how are you today?
Except for the bike needing repair, I'm good. How about you?
>>681083459
>What do you guys use as a drug to get through every day life?
I should be able to answer, but I have no idea what to say
>>681082195
I'm too tired to explain, but I don't approve this list... It's not gonna' work, mate.
>>681083243
The best to suck as many dicks as possible?
Ok...
By the way, what happened to Dio?
>>681083307
Nah, I'm a man who keeps his word
>No im not
just chillin again with a few beers. Did a little work today, but still being a lazy tard
>>681083459
Adderall
>>681083837
Dont fight trucks, then?
Claimed
>>681082952
Goodnight best scythe girl
Claimed.
>>681083837
Kirinofag! I haven't seen you in like three weeks! Sorry to hear that by the way.
>>681083418
Well I gotta admit that confidence will trump looks by a small margin. I know I'm average looing but I have this smug, snarky in-your-face attitude charade I use in public and apparently a lot of people like me because of it. Despite this if you asked me who my friends are I couldn't give you an answer.
>>681082952
Night man, sleep well.
>>681083169
kek you're right.
>>681083307
Boring but peaceful. Yours?
>>681083421
Cyka Blyat
>>681083459
Vidya, memes, and idols.
>>681083987
I just made it up on the fly.
It's by no means final.
If you're tired you should get some sleep, after all, tomorrow/today's Monday
>>681083421
Hey Milinda! Hows it goin?
>>681083459
Rum friend! Whatsup?
>rum is what I look forward too
>>681083648
Good to hear! What did you do today? All good things I hope
>>681083757
>very well
Whats so "very well" about it friend? How was your day? My nights been pretty good, just hangin out not wanting to go to school tomorrow heh
>>681084070
Goddamn it. No.
And I don't know. I'm not his keeper.
Feels like toonami general in here.
>>681082963
S...so smooth I...I cant fight it what magic is this?
>>681083307
Nothing is going right this weekend, and I feel like shit.
Actually, no, one thing right happened and that's probably just dumb luck that my product key still worked but hey...
>>681083421
Me too, kid... Me too...
>RUSH B CYKA, IDI NAHUI
>>681083459
Overpriced energy drinks
>>681084531
Y
>>681083459
Memes, vidya, music, and porn/masturbation
>>681082952
yeah dream of one of the twelve possible archetypes
i hope weeb c sleeps tight with his pathetic fake wife, literally no has said that and it wont be said again
"dream for waifu desu senpai"
and the world laughs, not some slow labored affair, something sharp.almost as if they were jabbed real fast in the back of the trapezius, its this roaring (shit i better close sussex down) level laughter, a joke from bookend to bookend the worst part is, you were never told the punchline, but you spend all day telling that joke
I'm sorry guys but I just got really tired, goodnight, see you guys tomorrow.
>>681083459
Whiskey
>>681084763
I literally don't know how to delete post sorry.
>>681084497
My day has been great. Been off work and just chilled at home all day. Had some steak for din din. What about yours? I feel ya on the school thing. I don't wanna work tomorrow myself. :c
Sleep is for the weak...
'Night everyone <3
>>681084555
It's the trips of truth. You can't deny your love for Spike.
Just too damn badass and good looking.
>>681084505
You're not convincing me very well..
I'm looking at a photo here, and there's at least twelve dicks in your mouth
Twelve!
>>681084848
>Tennessee Honey
>>681083589
>420blazeitfaggotamiritelmao
>>681083633
I can't do that, Dave. At least you're still above meth-fags
>>681083648
You don't get your nails done, Hand-sama? That's not your guilty pleasure?
>>681083837
That's every day where I live. What happened, though?
>>681083846
Ayy Rum n' Koko. What's crackin'?
>>681083867
Best Chunni waifu, how's life?
>>681083872
Wat
>>681084070
How's the come-down? My friend did it for a while and said it made him wanna kill himself. Also hello, Spike. I hear you're an "alcohol disposal expert" like Koko and I. Good to meet you.
>>681084328
Jesus, well at least you don't hurt people.
>>681084497
Just the usual, nothing worthy of note. You?
>>681085006
You know it
>>681085004
Ah hell Megumin was here, good night!
>>681084388
We need familiar /waifu/ villains. Gotta' appeal to the, uh...
Yeah, I'll get there. Soon.
>>681083837
Tell all
>>681083867
What you gotta fix on your bike? But good to hear your doing good, Im doing pretty good thanks. What were you up too today?
>>681084070
>Im a man who keeps his word
I like it, Im the same way when it comes to competitions, stubborn till the end but able to admit defeat and adhere to the terms. Nice to hear it was a lazy day, those are my favorite haha
>>681084134
>>681084155
Whatsup? Hows it goin?
>>681084328
I prefer boring and peacful to dramatic anyday haha, do you work anywhere? My day was the same, went to the store to pick up some stuff but other then that nothing
>>681082195
Where's my laptop ;^)
>>681083459
Mirai! Whats up Friend?
>Does crippling debt and a love of flying count?
>>681084328
kek. Hi Maki
>>681084497
Hey Koko. Not too bad. Just cranky at CSGO...
>>681084596
>Screw you team Im gonna lurk A cause im better than you
>InstaAWP.jpg
>Basically my team...
Sorry John.
>>681085006
12? A dozen dicks? Cmon, you can't be serious. That's as many as 3 4s!
And that's terrible.
>>681084596
Shit'll kill you and leave you with no money. Why not get a porn addiction or something?
>>681084727
>hadagoodwank.png
Jesus, Mugi.
>>681084848
Ayy
>>681084828
It's nice you get the chance to rest earlier than usual.
Goodnight, Hols.
>>681085009
Ignore me, I've simply got nothing to say.
>>681085391
Faggot.
>>681085261
here lets roleplay the suitor of my pretend wife, you are straight up cucking your admittedly jokey "love"
>>681085009
Nope.
>>681085366
I need it
>>681085261
Bored as shit mainly. Yet not enough to have booze around.
>>681085009
I just slowly sink back into normality. It's not rough or anything at all. It really depends on whos taking it.
I actually need the shit. I definitely dont experience any withdrawal symptoms
And yes, I dispose of alcohol quite well and efficiently! Nice to meet you too, terrifying woman
>>681085143
God damn right! Nothing else like it
>that I know of
>>681085261
Milking the shit out of them. I dnt know what im going to do when I have to go back to work
Hate life again, probably
>>681085335
They're not al in there, I admit...
But god damnit you're trying!
Alright, after this next bake, im going to organize my shit.
I have trouble finding what I want, here.
>>681084828
Good night, Hols
>>681085189
Mai? Sure, let's add Mai
>>681085308
And we'll add Mugi's Laptop
I'm off to bed.
You guys know the drill.
>>681085441
Rude.
>>681085758
Night, Atago.
>>681084070
I went for a bike ride heh.
>>681084232
Yo dude, how goes that GamerGate stuff?
You give up?
>>681085009
Kek
Went for a ride around town, and was just doing jumps off of curbs and shit, and I looked up and see a semi trailer coming around the corner
>tfw my bmx doesnt have brakes
stick my heels in the rear spokes and somehow didn't die.
>>681085261
^^
How you been man?
>>681085315
Do you play US or EU matchmaking?
>>681085366
Because apparently I'm weird and just don't enjoy any kind of sexual anything. Like, I'll have sex with someone if I'm dating them or whatever but I just don't care for it in general.
>>681085698
Give it time.
>>681085805
Gay.
>>681085698
Fairly new to whiskey tho, I had that, fireball and crown royal. I dont normally go around buying alcohol or liquor
>>681085970
US. You?
>>681084596
Sorry to hear that man, what did you get with the product key?
>>681084828
Goodnight mooman, sleep well! :)
>>681085004
Goodnight Metemucil, have a peacefull rest :)
>>681084910
Nice! I had the same kinda day today as well haha where do you work?
>>681085009
Nothin much man, switched up the rum a lil bit, having some kings bay instead of Bacardi but rum is rum haha, How about you?
>>681085021
Same here haha, are doin anything other than posting?
Homulilly claimed
>>681085840
>rides bicycle
>fights truck
>gets rekt
Choose your weapons better?
>>681085979
I have faith
>>681086163
Ah, I still have some fireball in my freezer. I forgot about that!
>>681086264
>>681086264
>>681085840
Yeah, I'm thinking of a way to work around the auto-sage. I suppose I could create a code word or something. Maybe I'll try to do another thread Saturday. Anyway, we had a bunch of discussions about space. Are you interested in space travel?
>>681086249
Talking to a friend on Skype right now. Aside from that, not much else.
>hand
>>681085315
If both of those are what get you through the day, I would be afraid to have you as a copilot, Mili. Not much. Off work, bought to get...ahem..."turnt?"
>>681085391
Hm. If you feel like saying "nothing", then let me know. I'm just a click away. And I'm a damn good listener.
>wink
>>681085521
A straight shooter. I respect the hell outta that. Youre a better waifu than i, Hand-sama.
>>681085542
Calm the atrocity that is your mamories
>>681085698
I used to, but it made everything taste like ash. And being focused and not wanting to eat at all was dangerous for someone of my build. And your drink of choice? Also, terrifying woman?
>Sailor Jerry neat
>Koko likes Bacardi
>>681085840
I'll take a shot for you that sounds thrilling and terrifying. But look on the bright side, if you had been hit, you would have gained super powers after death like in any other anime.
>>681085970
Ah, thats not so weird. There are a lot of people who just don't care for sex or don't actively seek it out. (And many of us are desensitized haha). Good on you, drink a Red Bull Yellow Ed. for me.
>>681086249
I found a new vodka that I've been waiting to try.
Y'all gonna think I'm gay. It'd original peanut butter flavored vodka.
It's called Nut Liquor. Yeah.
>Mirai anon
