Waifu Claiming thread
>The Never Ending Party edition
The rules are simple
>Dio is worst waifu
>Choose your 2d waifu
>Post your waifu
>Insult other waifu's
>Insult Dio
>Spike waifu is best waifu
>Naps and alcohol recommended by 10/10 Spiegels
>Keep RP and ERP to a minimum
>Ignore the RP
>Most important: Have Fun!
Spike Spiegel
>>681073768
Please don't die.
Kyouko claimed.
>Still alive
>>681074289
:^)
Obligatory claim.
>>681073852
They said they were good online. I'm demanding a refund
>>681074141
>>681074272
Damn it! Let me roll for you
>>681074078
But I get out of it with a boat load of cash. Or I could conjure whatever I need, but that would be boring
>>681073010
Goodnight!
>>681073335
Hope it'll satisfy me
>>681073677
Means of spacetravel will get more efficient over time. Plus Ion thrusters could get powerful enough to get into orbit by the time we finish building the elevator
Dio-sama...
>>681074447
If you got those quads, I couldn't argue.
But since you were off, nothing. ^_~
I'll let you guys roll for pics, but they have to be quads and you have roll for it in the post.
>>681072610
A lot of games
>>681072143
I know, I was there
Also Mugi add me on Steam nigga.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YhbpOir7Jn
Akiko claim
Probably won't get much done tonight. On another note, I seem to be having less and less need for sleep
Miho claimed
>>681074326
There is no report option.
If /Waifu/ had a video game, what would be the final boss?
>>681074803
I was just saying, not arguing. Seeing your face wouldn't change anything anyways.
>>681074947
The bun
>>681074462
What are your plans to gain new skills?
>>681074947
The police as they swarmed the school
>i'm sorry nano come back.
>>681074438
>>681074207
i'm still here. i'd never really leave
>>681074312
yesu hi! one more person added me too just dunno who else
>>681074104
Oh fuck that noise
>>681074441
Ah hell calm down with that hotness son
>>681074630
But are alive INSIDE??
>>681074742
Lawl have fun getting a refund from dead people!
Best anime 10/10
>>681074947
either 23 or the manticore realy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rU8Wc6a1r7o
>>681074744
I am one-off man.
One pump away from satisfaction.
Enjoy the regret and shame.
>>681074742
Get them quads and you can make requests
>>681075046
It would be a bit of separation. And unrelenting retching, vomit inducing sickness.
>>681074947
Bunny anon or the trips stealing waifu guy
>>681073852
The beef one with refried beans rice with a spite? Bro.
>>681074326
;_; pray milinda anon
>>681074441
Same but when I'm in the car alone, i sing the parts I know
>>681075143
None. I make few plans.
Seriously? Only one of you picked up on the pun last thread? Any way, here's a question for you: what's the next big step in space exploration?
Best vampire claimed.
Whatup everyone <3 back from work feet hurt time to /waifu/ it up.
Rikka claimed.
https://discord.gg/0y8uFjy8GFUceCGu
>>681074947
Something like this
>>681074666
>Satanic trips
Oh, you sexy satanic thing...
>>681075435
That's a mini-boss
Rumia claimed
>things
>>681074744
Or we could try the Orion drive, https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Orion_(nuclear_propulsion)
>>681074947
Hand, or the outside world complete with social interactions
>>681075171
I'll try their boss
>>681075337
Trying again
>>681075393
Hopefully Project orion
Milinda claim
>>681074923
Seriously? Thats kinda lame. I havent tried the online yet... Now im kinda hesitant about it...
>>681075435
... Thats terrifying...
>>681074625
I won't.
>>681075393
We start funding NASA again so there can be space exploration.
>>681075491
<3
>>681075591
>the outside world complete with social interactions
I think we have a winner
>>681075393
Next big step is traveling outside of our own solar system with humans aboard
>>681075528
That's a goomba
>>681075591
Gotta feel the numbers, darlin'. Deals only good this thread.
>>681075631
She isnt wrong...
>>681075528
I got you now nigga
>>681075342
Fuuuuck now Im hungry
>>681075591
Better hurry, might just kill him for shits n giggles
>>681074947
The fake Yuu and Atago.
When Yuu dies she summons Atago, kinda like a Majordomo Executus.
>Too soon
>>681075824
Over-rated trash
Dick waifu claimed
>>681075375
what about hopes? places you wish to do or visit before you die.
I think the galapagos would be fun to go to.
>>681075393
>uranus joke
>>681074871
Laptop is fucked right now but I'll try on mobile if I can remember
X jam:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zixEi84boF
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08kQKeGVaJn
>>681075393
>what's the next big step in space exploration?
Space Battleship Yamato
>>681075591
>>681075809
Gets only present themself to those who do not seek them
>>681075824
Better resolution/10
>>681075796
I try
>>681075809
Come on
>>681075926
Do you have any idea how much I payed?
>>681075809
Of course someone like you would side with the loli filth
>>681075171
Sorry mang, my mixtape got leaked.
>>681075342
>The chorus of Fuyu ga Kureta
Down pat
>>681075393
You tell me.
>Best idol claimed
>>681074947
Mugi's Laptop
>>681076047
Excellent taste brotha
>>681076147
Dont care, not my fault you tried having me killed
>>681076056
I've abandoned all hope. It only leads to disappointment.
>>681076015
If you can't take the heat get out of my house
>>681075435
>>681075528
>>681075719
>mfw I have the original and find it hot
>>681075847
Stop being mean to her
>>681075926
Sorry :(
>>681075425
Hey how's fixing the arcade machines?
>>681075719
Its only the FOB missions not the online PvP beta.
>>681075631
Take notes, sweetheart.
Asuna claim
>>681076125
I have terrible luck when rolling, here or dice
>>681076296
I thought you would enjoy the fight
Just keep rolling, and it will happen
Alright, so obviously we either have to start giving NASA appropriate funding to start making big strides again, or place our hopes in the private industry. Which one?
Sup guys. I'm back for a bit. Best girlie claimed.
>>681076276
+1, Subscribed, Liked, Shared, Pinned, Followed
>>681075337
Ya got me, space cowboy
>>681075591
Do we even have enough nukes to travel in space? What if the suspension thingy broke? Seems too risky for me
>>681075425
fellow kyoto
>>681076047
hello there
>>681076317
interesting i did so with people but never career. Wonder what the difference between us is.
>>681076105
I like your style Mugi.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yxLyQRaW9k
late claim
>>681076516
Fund NASA.
>>681076549
Kek
>>681076516
Funding NASA is the way to go
>>681076586
I'm a philosophical absurdist.
>>681076296
Only the best waifus have penises
>>681076147
Oooh, way off.
I'll give you a little help
Watch the last four digits, and whenever the page refreshes, see how quickly the numbers are going up.
You can estimate post speed and stand a better chance.
>>681076320
>
>>681076584
Pregnant, and that's it...
Damn, I present myself so well
>>681076600
I lie your repeating dubs
>>681076422
Post it you fuck
>>681076503
It's funny because I completely dominate the dice games, but I'm not that fortunate in gets
>>681076771
>>681076774
So an asshole?
>>681076731
NASA has made a lot of shit we use today that people dont even realise
Teflon and our cars tires for one
>>681076783
Got that right.
>>681076897
whats up bighat
Miiiiaaaa claim
>>681076662
Welcome back
What's up Konata?
>>681076800
>checked
>>681076913
>spooked
>>681074438
>not real
>>681076897
Hellooo~
>>681076921
You are nothing but a filthy loli mimic.
>>681076516
Private industry, that will actually get the funding it needs
>>681076584
That's the point, it's totally not going to backfire and engulf half the country in a nuclear fall out
>>681076774
Same, actually
>>681076847
Shit anytime
>>681077040
Hey snek
And rolling, purely out of spite at this point
>>681076600
That's a pretty chill groove you got there
Here maybe it will work now I just got it to
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00u2L99Vtze
>>681076944
I've been called much worse. I've called myself much worse.
>>681077021
THIS GUY GETS IT
>>681076422
Heya it was pretty good tonight, learned more and helped out a few people by myself today, also replaced a motor in one of the games? How s being the smug queen?
>>681076586
Hey my kyoto sis ho was your day today?
I'm going to sleep now, I'll try not to die.
Goodnight everyone.
>>681076274
>the part at 4:21 god that's so beautiful
>>681076847
Cant im being stared down by bunny anon ;_;
>>681076913
;_;
lucy dropping in
>>681077126
Is that so?
>>681076542
>choosing best show, but not best waifu
Pleb
>>681077126
hellooooo
>>681077263
Night Galky!
Well guys, time for me to go to bed
Have a great night/evening/whatever
And don't forget to eat healthy and exercise!
>>681077263
Night qt! <3
Don't die!
>>681077263
Good luck Galko, we'll pray for you.
I love Judy hopps
>>681077099
>checks with a check
>checked
>>681077193
I fucking love space
>>681077263
see you later, space cowgirl
>>681077099
Home from work. What are you up to?
>>681077263
sleep tight
>>681077183
not necessarily an insult.
what do you keep living?
>>681077220
just fine. A bit confusing but that just makes life interesting. you?
>>681077263
Have fun waking up dead
>>681077113
Mimic of what, exactly? You? Please. Don't be so hinjaku.
>>681076800
>Checked
Also, how can I resist best male character?
>>681077126
Fair enough
>>681077112
How have you been?
>>681077330
While I disagree with your opinion, I respect your right as a citizen to make it. Best show. However, Makise is best waifu.
>>681077263
>>681077374
goodbye beautifuls
>>681077021
Very true, that's the part of the war on science no one seems to get. Concepts we find today might not have a use at the moment, but someone is bound to find one
>>681077263
Night
>>681077326
And I ironically love explaining how it works to people
>>681077356
How are you?
Roll
>>681077583
>>681077330
You're both wrong
>>681077263
Stay alive Galko, I haven't annoyed you enough to let you die yet
>>681077272
Just throw a blanket over it
>>681077434
Pulling an all nighter without actually getting anything done, gonna regret it so hard.
>>681077514
Rephrase the question.
>>681077645
>>681077814
Why*
Two votes for NASA, one for private industry. I personally don't care which gets us to space, so long as we make it to space.
>>681077643
Night
Stay strong man, things will get better eventually, somehow
>>681076274
Dont make another.. you're about to melt antarctica with those hot beats
>>681076422
Was already hungry anyways lmao.. should lay off dark souls..
>>681076503
Nigga I was taking a walk
>>681076502
Asuna brotha! What up!
>>681076783
Only a few are good
>>681077645
Shoot me into space
I'd LOVE to see a fucking neutron star
Hell, i'd even drive into it for science
>>681077814
Gay waifu is gay
gay anon is gay
Maximum Gay Overload achieved.
Please kill yourself
Thank you, and have a nice day
>>681074947
Um. The mods? Fuck, I dunno.
>>681077516
You have a lot of nerve don't you?
You filthy cur
>zzzzzz
>>681077645
confused and nervous and other things for reasons, but good
you?
>>681077945
just saying goodnight to others, but i really do appreciate the support thank you really.
>yuuko
>>681078083
Shit, that's a good one
>>681076542
Hows it going m8?
>>681077263
Night you two.
>>681077272
Brings tears to my eyes.
>>681078000
Well can't argue with those trips.
>>681077814
Because suicide is losing.
>>681078028
Do not speak to me.
>>681077693
>>681077583
>watched the full series several times with friend
>never can remember her name, so call her "red haired chick"
Ruka better waifu
>>681077559
Pretty well. Yourself?
>>681078000
Hellooo~ Gasai. How're you?
>>681077924
I mislinked. >>681078305
>>681077167
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s00u2L99Vtze
Noice. That jam is actually a song called "my butthole"
A taste:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PwqiN9nhPN
>>681078422
I'm afraid I don't understand this new ebin maymay.
>>681078130
Got a problem with that?
Hello guys. I need some happy because I am going through meps tomorrow for the navy. Its gonna suck all day. Also how are you?
>>681077559
Pretty sad tbh, My bike's right shifter broke down yesterday, gonna be expensive to repair
>>681077514
Confused? Oh no why are you confused my friend?
>>681078748
wussup Kurry. You came to the right place
>>681077751
Lol k a moment then happy fapping
>>681078000
Trips confirms it
>>681078254
It hugs my heart warmly every time
>>681078230
Nah. I shouldn't say why not though.
How about a mid-game boss? Trips-guy could work.
>>681078669
To be disrespected by someone that value less than dirt...
>>681077559
The elevator is likely to be the safest, once it's set up
>>681077814
The idea is kinda silly. You can notice two facts about humans, they want to believe in a higher power/purpose, and the universe doesn't seem to work that way. One dude, can't remember his name, studied a bunch of philosophies and noticed they all focused on one and ignored or claimed the other as a lie. This lead to his depression until he had an epiphany; if you keep yourself busy and don't think about philosophy, your life is much easier. And that is absurdism
>>681078000
But did you enjoy it?
>>681078028
I will roll damn you!
>>681078177
What kind of reasons?
I'm good
>>681078805
>>681078336
I misslinked
>>681078305
it's ok to lose
makes you stronger. Just ask those whom killed themselves.
>>681078855
N-nothing...nothing at all.
Life is a social construct anyhow.
These threads are the cancer that is killing /b/
>>681078000
What's up Yuno? Good night so far?
>>681079082
uhhh reasons, I'll just leave it at that
>>681079084
It happens. Don't be embarrassed. What's the estimated cost? D:
>>681079082
Way too late, ouch. I dont think there'll be another chance in this thread.
Shame
>>681079219
k
>>681079044
Says someone who can't walk under sunlight.
It's 2016. Sunlight being lethal to vampires is so... 1800s.
>>681079082
Not quite, but whatever.
>>681079186
You're going to lose regardless, but the aim is to not lose for as long as possible.
>>681079219
>tfw wants snuggles gets struggles
>>681078208
Everyone needs a little push to stay up sometimes, can't avoid that. But that's why we're here I suppose. I think every single person on /waifu/ has something to deal with. Some gap or hole in their being that /waifu/ somehow fills
>>681078936
Fuck, now that you mention it, I haven't fapped in like a week. I didn't notice
>>681078254
Exactly!
>>681078336
Yo! Dr pepper science! What is up???
>>681078936
Shhhiiiiiiiiiiitttt
>>681079082
Eh.. yeah I'll admit I did
>>681079304
Pretty fun, Pvping with friends but now I'm mad hungry lel
>>681079402
What are you? Some sort of twilight fan? I bet you
sparkle in sunlight you child swine.
>>681079521
Happy fapping
>>681079574
Not much. As usual, same shit different night. You?
>>681079019
>Nah. I shouldn't say why not though
You know something that I don't
>>681078548
Bruh why the fuck aren't you signed yet :^)
I'm tired
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GTejuJohDo
Best catgirl claimed
>>681079381
Around 300$
>>681079044
Well, she IS following the rules
>>681079720
Now that's not right.
>>681079338
Hope what ever it is gets better
>>681079398
One last roll
>>681079402
It wasn't till Nosferatu that it was. Should be early 1900s
>>681079461
Isn't that it?
>>681079770
been a while and hello
>yuuko
>>681079848
Not quite, but whatever.
>>681079815
Be happy this is an adult woman
