Waifu Claiming thread
>Best of the Best edition
The rules are simple
>Choose your 2d waifu
>Post your waifu
>Insult other waifu's
>Spike waifu is best waifu
>Naps and alcohol recommended by 10/10 Spiegels
>Keep RP and ERP to a minimum
>Ignore the RP
>Most important: Have Fun!
Spike Spiegel
Dio-sama...
Still here.
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>>681061996
Good good....that is for the best.
>eagerly awaits
>>681061778
>Implying
Can't keep a good man down.
Neat.
>>681061961
kagami claimed...
>>681060705
babby killer inc, but i don't do the babby killing
NOT ALL HEROES WEAR CAPES
Not dead/asleep yet!
>>681062206
Lame, what do you do then?
>>681061961
hihihi
The last day of NEET life is coming to an end. I need to remember all of the frustration and anxiety it has caused and use that pain to des-CRAAAAAAAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIN
Obligatory claim.
>>681061961
Thank you kindly, Spiegel.
Claim
not sure why I'm even posting, but
I am
ill break yo dick
pineapple claimed
clmd
>>681061961
I beg to differ,
Najenda claim
How is everyone?
>>681062244
Nice double dubs, assassin
>>681060748
Favorite band then?
>>681060920
You sure we don't use all the same pics? We don't mind using each other's pic because we both have same taste
>>681060963
Wouldn't it? Imagine. In a suit same as color and decoration and just dancing and singing lol
>>681061248
You'll always be #1 biggest tiddies in my heart <3
>>681061426
Aw lucky you get to do cashier. When I worked at panera, they don't let guys do cashier
Rumia claimed
Lurking
>>681062302
kek! i thought you knew?
Sleep is for the weak
no one can beat the pine ass that my waifu has
>>681062365
Because you crave for Dio.
>>681062341
CRRAAAAAAAAAWLING IN MY CRAAAAAAWL
>>681060976
unfortunately
QOTT: Who let the dog out?
>>681062613
This guy gets it
>>681062447
Thank you <3
>still 3rd though
>>681062410
My nigga.
>>681062653
THESE CRAWL THEY WILL NOT CRAWL
>>681062341
Have fun being a functioning member of society!
>>681062410
I need that though
>>681062548
Oh yeah, military. Derp
>>681062428
>mfw I see Najenda
<3
>>681062697
not my beautiful pineapple
>>681062653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCiFO7qV54E
>>681062697
the cat
>sachi claim
Aight aight
I'm back fellas
How are y'all?
>>681062341
Good luck /b/ro i know you can be a cashier. Fucking anyone can be.
>>681062923
very good
>>681062170
My avatar currently is Herr Lorre, before my hard drive crashed I used Krazy Kat, Mark Linkous, Townes van Zandt, Pictures for Sad Children, and Albert Camus. I've gone by many names, but most commonly I am called the fool.
I win
>>681062428
Doing good, my friend.
How are you?
>>681062923
Welcome back.
Doing good, you?
>>681062613
Agreed.
>>681062341
Now you too can be a useful member of society.
Meanwhile I will be a NEET 5ever.
>>681062923
Welcome back Ren-chon
>>681062697
Mai.
>>681062923
Hi Renge.
>>681062952
It's pretty easy.
>>681062354
pls no
>>681062697
Explosions did
>>681062764
>>681062653
It was always too late.
>>681062784
Thank you frantastic, I will try.
>>681062341
Show'em who's boss NEET Tomoko!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0
>>681062697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qkuu0Lwb5EM
I'm feeling musical today and y'all aren't helping!
>>681062742
>still 3rd though
>
>>681062365
You'll be suckered in eventually
Then you won't be sure why you aren't posting
>>681062447
I've noticed a few are different. Not ALL the same.
>>681062316
This question is for you, but open to everyone
How many licks to a loli does it take to get to the center of a Maximum Security Detention Facility?
An hour of sleep boyz
>>681062923
>>681062428
>>681062419
White Hair Society
>>681062697
I do a lot, that dog loves playing fetch out back.
>>681062952
Even me!
>>681063183
You can do it!
>>681062428
Pretty good m8, how about yourself?
>>681062447
Ooh that sounds snazzy as fuck.
>>681062923
Same old same old. You?
>Best idol claimed
>>681062810
>>681062634
>>681062417
>tfw no one notices you, or your trips
>>681062999
>>681062447
whoa...so many, ummmm i dunno, i like the image!!! lol, i just didn't wanna disappoint you with my terrible knowledge of rap
>>681062784
i forgot to ask!! how are you doing fran???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D31D5KIkRpE&ab_channel=Toadmushroom95
Fuck meant to post this dankness.
>Tomocucumber
am I doing it right??
>>681063014
Well i don't pity this fool. You got some exotic taste, but i ask this to every anon posting a male, are you gay?
like 30% of the thread is
>>681062341
hey me too, it's ok though it'll be fun.
>>681062697
who who who
>>681062952
hihi
>>681062893
>>681062697
>>681062206
Purple Hair Club
>>681063262
>Chiaki
Y E S
E
S
I already like you
>>681063460
That is rather forward of you.
>>681063461
>>681063308
What do I do next? Buy things till I die?
>>681063204
depends on what you're licking and where
>>681063656
Worry about that after you've succeeded
>>681063656
actually....yes, it hasn't worked out yet though
>>681063604
indeed it is. Good thing non of us have any reason to lie.
>yuuko
>claimed
>>681063656
that or travel
or save up and buy really nice things till you die
just don't worry about dying
>>681063198
>feelsbadman
I know you see it differently...
>>681063460
You didn't ask me
>>681063460
Not gay, but I liked getting fucked in the ass by men. Also I fantasize about having a very pompous, sophisticated relationship with a qt boy like myself.
Okay I might be.
>>681063877
I choose not to answer.
>>681063656
BUY EVERYTHING
>>681063204
One really long one, like a few hours
>>681063394
I'm great as always, glad I could use the weekend to calm down, since I've been a bit high-strung with exams on the horizon. What about you?
>>681063460
This is actually true. hand, Tomo, chara, and I are at least bi. Not to sure about myself tbh
>>681063656
Basically, yes.
Practice buyers remorse
Hate bills
Buy more vices to drown the sad
>>681063749
I suppose it doesn't really matter.. lick a loli enough and the feds arent going to care where you lick.
brb knock at the door
>>681063930
Arent you on Trollpasta Wiki?
>>681063204
I don't see the point right now
I feel awful and nobody really replies to me anyway
>>681063604
Knowing Yuuko's track record, I don't blame him.
>>681063204
Drop a HAVOK nuke on the facility along with some MAC rounds and you won't need to even take your tongue out.
>>681064026
You sound straight to me.
>Sarcastic hands
>>681064083
>depending on country and age of loli
for nano i'm guessing its ok because technically she's not a human
however i just want to marry her
>>681064026
That's pretty straight if you ask me.
:^)
im so fucking bad at writing music lmaooo
>and by that i mean im just noodling and writing whatever sounds nice
>>681064083
>>681064044
>>681063972
>>681063837
>>681063834
I could adopt a child. Or kill a man. I dunno, I don't really like "things." I wanna live guys.
>>681064265
What mean you this?
>>681064031
alright. Maybe later then when we've gotten to know each other better.
I've never really confirmed my sexuality anyways.
>>681064013
i could tell from your text.
Faggot!
>>681064056
i have you down as bi mentally
>>681063460
Let me just clarify that I'm not gay
I just love Dio
Good night, see yah tomorrow
>>681064265
oh that's clever of you
Very well done sir
pat on the back
>yuuko
>>681064056
whew, im nervous for you....i believe in you though!!
i've been okay....not looking forward to all these briefs that's ahead of me...
>>681064367
is that a bad way of writing music??? that's what i do lol
Hail Satan
>>681064479
Goodnight Mako
>>681064443
It's meaningless to ask this question. I'm rather private about my sex life.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ket822DqiWE
>>681062742
You're welcome <3
>>681063204
Have fun then ok?
>>681063341
Right?! I want to see more male versions of them in different suits with the same styles of the female counterparts if that makes sense
>>681063394
Forget the whole rap thing lol. You got a band?
>>681062923
Feeling good. Gonna go to slop soon. You?
>>681063930
Welcome back Jenny
>>681064154
Aww :(
>>681064419
You could save to make a trip somewhere, travel. Or maybe donate to some charity
>>681064422
He has a tendency of attracting that sort of crowd. He's like a magnet for it, it's pretty funny if I'm honest.
>>681064479
Goodnight, sleep warm and well.
>>681064598
>confused hands
No implication was meant, you goof. Just saying you attract fags for some cosmic reason.
>>681064419
it's a bad idea to ask me kek, i definitely don't live my life to it's potential
>kagami
>>681064419
travel
get a puppy
get things to make art with
the world is your oyster now that you've stepped into the light and out of the NEET cave
feel free while you leave behind the echoing screams of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Jm_eUQSYAk
>>681064443
>never confirmed sexuality
same same
>as if you couldn't guess
>>681064795
Great to be back, been up to anything?
>>681064824
What sort of crowd?
>>681064981
>>681064479
Good night!
>>681064654
I need more Deadman Wonderland anime
>>681063656
Just be a good consumer whore and buy a bunch of shit. And don't ever think of throwing off the shackles of oppression and taking the means of production in to your own hands
>>681063930
Hey Jenny!
>>681064443
I think I've been leaning closer to gay recently, but this has been fairly recent. Or at least that I've noticed/realized it.
>>681064447
I mean, he is Dio
>>681064653
I'll be fine, I always manage
>>681064443
What am I?
>>681064767
Hi Ruri.
>>681064447
i knew that Dio, no worries.
>>681064479
goodnight beautiful
>>681064737
even on the internet? How odd.
>>681064824
i agree that was what i was referring too. Still good job.
>maybe the co-workers are right
>>681064367
Vocaroo jam sesh now.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IrOlVNm46a
>>681064653
I mean I'm sure that can work... I meant like the riffs themselves. Some end up just being a lot less shitty than others you know?
>>681065069
Don't we all?
Least the creator came back to finish the manga
>>681065030
Nah just studies is all and chilling. You?
>>681065068
DAMMIT IT DIDN'T MATCH UP
>>681065187
The people I have sex with or intend to have sex with are all the people who need to know.
>>681064767
Chill music best music.
>>681064795
uhhhmmmm....red hot chili peppers lol
>>681065245
i know what you mean...i haven't wrote one complete song yet....just a bunch of choruses and intros....
>>681065313
No much either, just trying to get used to Ubuntu
>>681064654
You. I like that smile. Wanna be friends?
>>681065208
>linkin park
WHYYYYYY kek
>>681064443
I-I like girls...
I just think my husbando looks cool
Also disbandon that word! Faggot? Do you kiss your pillow with that mouth?
>>681065023
that'll change soon when Qt sees that awesome sub you've got cooking.
>>681065090
Gay and bi tend to be the same from what i hear lately.
>>681065104
you're bubblegum
>>681065380
Oh so i'm not good enough for you?
>typical
>>681065037
Gays.
>Or bisexuals, but who's asking.
He didn't mean any offense by it or to intrude on your sex life. People on here are just more open about it, it seems.
>>681065187
Ooohhh, okay. That makes more sense.
>>681065208
I would join, but I have zero musical talent what so ever
>>681064654
Cute smile
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kcOpyM9cBg
This piece hypes me up like no other
>>681064056
I can only imagine what you're thinking..
and I like it
>>681064154
Hey, dont worry about it. Just keep at it. You'll get replies, even if not often or from everyone. You'll make some friends.
>>681064265
But.. that defeats the purpose!
>>681064321
CAUTION: Do not put body parts inside the android.
So long as she's anatomically correct and has that loli puss, it's all cool
>>681064419
First idea: Awful. Never
Second idea: Do it!
Buy hookers, drugs and alcohol
and video games
>>681064795
Oh, I do. Every day... bro e_e
>>681065435
>writing whole songs
Impossible
>>681065615
im confused
>>681065615
I'm afraid not.
>>681065676
Yes, it's how it always is everywhere.
>>681064443
oooo i bet you don't know my sexuality!!!!
>>681065544
Actually wrote this today. What do you think?
C'mon gimme some dank Mugi jams.
>>681065605
My pillow wasn't made to absorb saliva. It's only purpose is to absorb tears.
that said sorry i have yet to greet you to threads i have been preoccupied. I'm sure you're a fine fellow.
>>681065890
bitches love subs
>>681065901
it's okay i'm use to that response...
>grabs pillow
>>681066043
you wanna guess eachothers?
>>681065465
>forgot pic
>>681066049
Link:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mQ7j5zBkh8
>>681065826
i just wish i had people to jam with lol, it's easier to write like that...
>>681065510
Of course~
>>681065681
Smile game is on point
>>681065309
The manga is finished?! I'm so gonna read it!
>Is there any possibility of more anime coming? Or is the anime series beyond the shadow of a doubt kill?
>>681065716
One of the few things I like about the EU is that the Ode to joy is its official anthem
>>681064795
I get what you're saying. That's an intresting idea, but I'd want it to be official. Not like those "male versions" you see on YouTube
.
>>681065738
I'll just glass it instead and you can lick the reflective surface as if it's a loli. That way you don't get hurt.
>>681065901
People being open about their sexuality? It's common but not everyone has that mentality IF that's what you mean.
I'm horrible with semi-vague responses.
>Intensely stares at a specific anon
>You know who you are
Checkin in to see how my niggas are doin.
>>681065681
JUST DO IT
>>681065104
Hey there, Galko.
I'm glad you got to talk to Kirino again, he really missed you.
>>681065385
I'd love to think you enjoyed it, Kyouko.
Feel free to share anything you'd like.
>>681066157
this sounds like a weird sleepover game lol, i dunno....heterosexual??
>>681066141
Were you wanting something from this line of questioning?
>>681066258
I've never talked about my sexuality with anybody I wasn't having sex with or was going to have sex with.
>>681066141
you speak in riddles yuuko
>>681066258
But... id rather lick a real loli, not glass. That's no fun, doesnt taste as good and isnt even close to being as sexy or dirty.
>>681061961
Best android claimed
>>681066236
Most likely forever kill, but I will always hope for a season 2
Might be like FLCL and get another season years later
>>681066236
Same here, it got too PC for me
>>681066398
We didn't really talk much. It was nice seeing him again, though.
