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>>681061306
fuck?
Trump or Sanders?
i like your eyebrows
>>681061306
show me your dick
>>681061306
Hey Tiffany got any tits for me?
>>681061306
If you were a cactus I would still fuck you.
>>681062312
rollspeck
Man those fucking bush eyebrows
I just asked and my mom says it's okay if you want to sleep over but we have to have dinner with her first. She's making fish sticks.
i once saw some eyebrows thicker than my own cock
>>681061306
What to give me a rim job?
Are you an onion cus I could peel your layers right off
wanna fuck
>>681062312
rollin
>>681062312
this
>>681061306
Your eyebrows are as big as my cock is rn
>>681062312
Im not giving up OP fucking this
>>681062791
rolling
>>681062446
roll
>>681061306
tell her it was crazy that she popped up in your matches while you were buying an axe
>>681063077
win win baby
>>681062446
thith
>>681063077
>>681063166
>>681063177
deliver in series OP
>>681063166
Winrar fam
>>681063177
Winrar
>>681061306
my love for you is like a truck
would you like some making fuck?
my love for you is ticking clock
would you like to suck my cock
>>681063166
now we wait
>>681063077
this was first wtf OP
>>681063876
you faggot
>>681062312
was first
>>681063876
deliver all three trips or RIOT
>>681063470
Did he just say making fuck?
>>681064127
A-are you retarded?
>>681061306
Perhaps I can interest you in this product?
>>681064571
Well shit maybe I am
>>681064916
dis
>>681065065
nice dubs. im retarded too
Any other grills OP? keep the thread going faggot
>>681066001
let's move on shall we
>>681066351
if you were a cactus i'd still fuck you
>>681066351
cocaine and chill?
>>681066351
would you believe im still a virgin?
>>681066688
Nigga if you we're a cactus I would still fuck you
>>681066916
meep the down
>>681066990
roll
sharpie in pooper?
You wanna fuck my dad while I watch with my mom?
"Id rape you"
>>681061306
holy shit this bitch is one of my close friends
>>681066688
>cocaine
>chill
nigga, literally wat
>>681066916
I want your clam,Sam.
>>681066916
>Seriously tho we need to fuck like right now
Then do the clap emoji and the 100 emoji and a bunch of other retarded emoji shit. Bitches love emojis.
Wanna shit in my mouth?
Send nudes to /b/rothers hoe
>>681066916
just send her this
>>681067272
yea right you dont even know her last name
meep the down
>>681067422
waste
>>681067422
fuck
>>681067522
fuck
I eat ass
On the first date
these bitches need to hurry back with those replies
>>681067422
starts wit an M and ends with a
>>681067522
makes the both of us m8
>>681067422
Nigger faggot
YEAH BITCH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g5Hz17C4is
>>681061306
mc donals or burger king?
>>681067568
no way
>>681061306
app?
meep the down the meep
>>681067628
fuck
>>681067575
>7575
That counts as dubs right?
If not, reroll
>>681067756
let me be blunt, i just wanna fuck
>>681067732
Boku no pico
>>681067756
only if you roll my pubes into a blunt n smoke it :-)
>>681067756
How about just netflix and chill?
And then about 20 minutes in you have to give her 'that look'
>>681067422
molina molina molina molina
how about we just fuck instead?
>>681067756
good idea
>>681067626
Nah its K n I
>>681068099
winrar
>>681067756
can i eat the booty like groceries?
>>681068099
WINRAR
but u have to..be my girlfriend!! snickers nefariously /thinks to self/ 'man, if this works, i'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and i'll ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight!' crosses fingers and gulps s-so.. adjusts collar and looks firmly what do you say to my proposal? *waits patiently*
>>681068128
then shes lying to you dipshit. middle name faith
shit into your hand and come finger fuck me with your poopy fingers slut
>>681068333
trips DEMANDS
>>681068333
w3nrar
no dumb shit guys lets get some nudes lol
>>681068333
nice trips bro
>>681068473
agreed. no absolute fuckery until nudes are acquired
>>681068306
lol u dumb bitch
>>681068473
>no dumb shit
>"i eat ass on the first date"
>>681068473
I love you op kek
>>681068473
Lemme see dem tiddies bitch and then do a bunch of emojis
>>681068473
you're a fag and a huge pussy
>>681068691
bitches actually love that shit hahaha
>>681068473
Cock pics for tit pics?
>>681068832
you virgin
I can get us reservations for the Taco Bell
>>681068681
lol your funeral faggot ask her how her and Kris are doing
>>681068333
>>681068333
>>681068333
>>681068333
OP you virgin fag
how bout you eat mine? haven't shaved in a while, it's looking like the mozambique mabu down there ;)
>>681068473
lets cut the bullshit. Whats your snapchat? So we can get well acquainted *smirking emoji* *eggplant emoji*
>>681068919
this is great shes hot get ass pics
>>681068919
>>681068919
What a twist!
>>681068919
How bout you just taste this dick instead
>>681069040
>>681068958
samefag
>>681068919
You've obvs never had your ass eaten by me. What's your snapchat?
Say I'm going to destroy your pussy with my massive cock
>>681062312
Ill roll for that
>>681069027
lol nah im not a creep. didnt even search anything. idgaf.
>>681061306
what app is that?
That's what the last bitch said
I'll get my way whether you "let me" or not
>>681069125
roll
>>681068919
>You've obviously never had it done right then
meep the down
>>681069300
winrar
>>681068919
I wasn't asking your permission.
>>681069460
grindr
>>681068919
Why not? On the hole eating booty feels good. Let me take your butt cherry
>>681069300
oh boy how tasteful
>>681069606
Well, she is gone. Unless she is into it, then we can get some nudes.
>>681069606
>You've obvs never had your ass eaten by me. What's your snapchat?
>>681069125
rollin
>>681069125
rollinnn
>>681069606
anyone wanna attempt to salvage?
>>681069440
im talking about tiffany still btw idk if your walnut brain understood that
>>681069125
this
>>681069125
fuckin this
>>681069606
first get the pics to jack off too
then fuck it up
>>681069888
Sorry, that was my dad. When do you wanna chill?
>>681069888
Fucking noice
>>681069909
i know fuckface
>>681069888
i mean lets be honest, why else would we be on grindr
>>681069888
Sorry that was my mom
Tiffany is better
>>681069888
send dick pic
>>681070131
whatever, walnut brain
sorry lol i let my grandpa use my phone he's a silly one
>>681070085
this
>>681069888
At least she replied, she might even be into it.
You might as well send her a dick pic. If she's not into it, the conversation is already destroyed. If she is into it, it'll open her right up to you.
>>681069888
soooo boobs plz? XDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>681070231
lol u mad bro?
Hey sorry for being a sexual jerk. Wanna smoke a blunt and watch teen titans go illegally?
>>681070085
Roll
>>681070237
roll
>>681070227
yes
>>681070244
it's all ogre now
>>681070244
win
>>681070244
Winrarrrr!
>>681070244
Checked
>>681070331
>>681070465
If it wasnt dead before, it sure is now.
Send a dick pic, it's your only hope.
>>681070465
Kek
Send her a dick pic dumbass
>>681061306
Have fun fellas
>>681070585
DICK
PIC
>>681070585
God does not exist. Do you know about Richard Dawkins?
What happened to Tiffany? I wanted to see how tight her little brunette ass is
>>681070465
What de fuck
You gosh darn Mongoloid
>>681070792
hbhbkjbv this
Send her your dick in picture format
>>681070585
send dick pic
>>681070909
same fam :(
>>681070792
>>681070616
You cant send pics on tinder
>>681070678
whats that area code it looks familiar
>>681070591
why not try fuck her bro?
>>681070988
Win
>>681069888
Uh sorry i have autism
>>681071070
Texas, she's in Laredo
>>681070585
And as your god, I command you to send me tits
>>681071209
oh nevermind im socal
>>681061306
Op where do you live? That looks like my ex. Same name too.
>>681071077
i am 38 yrs old and virgin
>>681071440
id say cali probably
>>681070585
holy shit im so sorry
I literally have the biggest asshole friends fml
>>681071440
shes in my graduating class. troy high school fullerton california
>>681071547
Closer look it isn't her. So close though oh man. I didn't know whether to tell OP she's easy, and a big bang theory joked probably work, or to tell him to run like hell.
>>681071440
>>681071547
yeah Cali
>>681070585
holy shit im so sorry
I literally have the biggest asshole friends fml
>>681070678
> short back story on her. Im a truck driver. Been driving ten months. Met her in November. Started fucking in January. I'm Only in her town few days a month. After fucking several times she ask if I'm her bf. I agree thinking it will keep her from fucking other guys. Don't want to put my dick in someone elses cum. First two times we fucked I cane inside. She took plan b.
Cont
>>681071348
this monster cock
>>681071992
Pretype it, nigger
>>681071856
That shit never works
>>681071856
>>681071649
>>681071992
> She starts calling out of work to come stay with me in the truck. Tells me I can't come inside her anymore and to pull out. Told her I would but i still would put have my load in her and the other half on her ass or belly. She didn't know I was coming inside. Thought I wanted a half Mexican baby
Cont
OP here, shall we move on to another girl?
>>681061306
>>681070909
>tiffany's twitter
since op is a nondelivering cuck
>>681071441
I noticed from your first reply
>>681072928
pls
>>681073061
damn son
>>681073061
>lucifersdickwillrise
kek
>>681073061
He delivered plenty nigger
>>681072827
> one day my truck is in the shop so I'm in a hotel. She comes over and we fuck with my co-driver on the bed next to us. I blow a full load in her and she knows. She starts balling out in years. I convince her She should have my baby. Ten minutes later She Tells me she she's and She isn't going to take plan b. 30 minutes later She Tells me she's in love with me and I'm like no other guy.
Cont
Im,on my phone and trying to type as fastvas possible
>>681073865
Son of a bitch I'm retarded or my phone. I'm using swipe on the keypad
op is kill, faggot never delivered
>>681073061
does anyone want tiffany instagram ?
>>681073865
> after this She starts getting expensive. We go out to eat at decent places. Applebees, Texas road house, etc. She would always order a large appetizer or appetizer platter then she would chose the most expensive thing on the menu. I must tell you she's a short whale
Cont
you niggers don't know how to salvage properly, had to step in
I habba the autismo, b0ss
>>681076499
Dude you're such a virgin faggot what the fuck why would you say /btards are your friends even as a cover. You fucking loser.
>>681076499
what a huge fucking faggot cunt
>>681076499
my stepdad taught me how to kiss just so you know
>>681076844
WINWAR!
>>681070678
I'm just gonna wrap the story up.
She pees on a test cause she thinks she's pregnant. She's would Google indications of being pregnant then start telling me she's feeling all these ways.
P stick shows she's pregnant, i flip Shit and realize I fucked up. She take another it says she isn't.
Goes to the doctor two weeks later.
Spent two weeks of my life thinking she was pregnant. Doctor tells her it was her meds that made false positive. Bitxh takes meds to make her have her period regular.
Fast forward a month, she talks about other guys.
>One night she fall's asleep and I grab her phone.
> phone has password. My first guess was One guy she talked about most. Phone unlocks.
> I go through her text and fb messages. She was talking to and not exaggerating more than fifteen guys. She told them all she loved them and they were the only ones for her. Several of them She was exchanung nude photos with and talking about how they would Fuck eachother and how much they wanted each other. The bitch had a tinder account, didn't look through it.
>I wake her up, Fuck her then tell her after blowing my load in her I know about all the guys. She just kinda smerks.
>>681076844
Fuck yeah
>>681076499
Yeah right bro the damage is done. Can't believe you think it is salvageable.
>>681076739
am trying to get nudes not die alone like you beta cucks zozzle
>>681076499
>>681077050
I've been drinking and my phone is small so it's hard to type on
>>681077162
Ya 20yo married male working as a loan officer making more money than you'll ever see. I sure am beta staring at my 65" rn.
Kill yourself faggot.
>>681077551
So anyone hit her up?
>>681077917
>>681070678
Her phone password was Dorian which was One of the guys name. You all should text her and say you're Dorian. Would be awesome if she got text from like thirty people saying they are Dorian lol
>>681076499
"For the record that was all for shits and giggles ahaha I let my friends choose what to say omg"
> you niggers don't know how to salvage properly
LOLWUT I almost passed out you're such a fucking virgin iesus..
>>681070678
Since you all are fags, I'll post my dick with time stamp if ya hit her up saying you're Dorian. I have one of her puss but I know you queers would rather see sausage. I should of saved the titt pics
>>681061306
This thread is dead
>>681079281
>>681079488
It has been this entire time. If op wasn't such a faggot there would be a different outcome aside from piles of accumulated dogshit.
>>681079635
Kek, dic pic or her puss?
>>681080190
She's 24
Dont send this back to her cause she'll know it was me lol
>>681080651
Puke, but okay I'll play nice op.
I'm going to yes to this I assume?
>>681080863
She is short and pretty large, I get desperate since I don't have time to meet women driving
>>681081122
Lol is this your ex or something? Btw is this seriously you op?
>>681081409
Op pretty hot ;^)
>>681081409
That's the guy she was in love with while I was seeing her
>>681081541
That's her ex and I'm not op, just another person on his thread
>>681081605
You lying to me op?
>>681081808
Copy, someone give me a pic she wants one apparently. Actually I'll find a random on fb. Anyone know anyone named Daniel Thompson? Lol
>>681070585
>sorry that was my dad
Fucking Kek
>>681081897
No, apparently she's been lying to me.
She said they weren't talking anymore but guess she's still cheating on him
>>681076499
Cringe
>>681081897
He's in the army
>>681082243
I asked for a pic of her friend back.
I'm gonna start a new thread hang on
>>681082695
New thread so we can let this one die.
>>681082450
Im not gay but that's a attractive guy
>>681082853
I have bad news for you.
>>681082439
Dude that's fucking cold.
Whoever she's been cheating on him with should send me some evidence so I can ruin her fucking life and fix his.
New thread ~~>>681082695
>>681083014
Lol
>>681082853
I just picked the first dude with my character name.
Here's the friend
>>681083398
Fuck off randy
>>681083398
Fuck off Randy
>>681084168
>>681083858
>>681083398
Fuck off randy
>>681083037
I don't personally know any of the people other than myself but I don't have a fb. She said he stopped talking to her because he found out but she's a compulsive liar
