Marie
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Marie
Bump
Anne
Diane
>>681054012
Mom
McKayla
>>681054012
memaw
bumping with a new name ..?
Terhi
>>681054012
Simona
Siobhan
Kellie
Emily
>pic related, she sleep
>>681054012
lauren
Andrea
Yvonne. I miss you.
nigger
>>681055986
The fuck is this shit faggot
Miranda
Sasha Grey
>>681054012
Egan
Maria
My girlfriend. i kinda love her, and she tells me she loves me too. life is finally good.
Hatred
Alexis, i wanna eat you out for a long time until you cum #never
Maddy
Janice...
>>681056091
my girlfriend you cuck
Amanda
Chrystal
>>681054012
Mr. Tuxedo
Valerie
>>681055867
culca-te coaie, e 5 aproape
Brianna
Krista.
Shes been really warming up to me as the semester is almost over. I had to teach her the reproductive system and talk about semen and ejaculation for hours. She was definitely getting a little wet judging by the occasional tit rub or playing with her bra strap. She also rode the chair like a cock at one point. I initially came onto her earlier into this arrangement and she's really getting into me lately :^)
Gina Gerson
>"her"
Are you implying she's a he? Or xhe or whatever bullshit gender? jk
Maria
Here's a story, nothing special
>be me, end of high school
>realise I like a girl in my class, about 6.5/10
>my friends seem to think she's like sqrt(2)/10
>but they are wrong
>anyway, been good friends with her for a year
>start hanging out with her more
>we texting as often as a cheesy new couple
>I keep dropping hints, but she's freaking blind or something
>don't wanna confess yet because she'll make it awkward at school
>feels reach dangerous levels
>tell mutual female friend about it
>she's so shocked she just blinks and moves her mouth a bit for like 30 seconds
>she tells me my chances are slim
>she's being generous, I know by now I have no chance whatsoever
>I'm her best male friend
>and that's it
>feelsweird.gif
>I'm actually ok with being her friend
>...so long as she doesn't talk about her new love interest
Olivia
>>681056500
self-check
>guess what?
>but she does talk about him
>I get progressively annoyed
>tell her I'll send her pictures of me every time she mentions him
>and every time I'll have less clothing
>sexually speaking, to her I'm a fridge magnet
>I'm not remotely unattractive
>not beta, but not alpha either
>after a while, I find it not as fun as before to send her pictures
>to hang out with her too
>but feels are still there, and sometimes dreams
>stop replying to her texts if she mentions her boyfriend (yes, they got together)
>she is getting annoyed now
>one day I'm out with my friends drinking
>had a pretty bad day
>she texts me with some bs
>I send a short "I don't really care" kind of text back
>"What's wrong with you?! Why are you acting like this?"
snap.exe
>"Because you're too freaking blind to see that I am in love with you!"
>notice I said "in love" and not "like"
>dammit, how could I've lost my cool so easily?!
>she's crying, telling me I'm just a best friend
>I feel bad now
>tell her I'm sorry, we can be friends, I wouldn't mind
>like hell I don't mind, but don't wanna lose her
>she says no
>she's stressed, I'll talk to her in a few days
>be few days later
>she says no...
>ouch
>few weeks later
>same result
>she doesn't talk to friends about it, so they can't help me
>6 months later I ask again
>no
>that's the last I've heard of her, /b/
>haven't seen her since before she said no the first time
>>681056500
No one asked for the story faggot
Danniella
>>681056255
Looks like a fucking couch
Sue Ann
kate
>>681057154
Too bad, you got a story
Ellie
daniela
>>681054012
Minerals
Maggie
jackie
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Jessica
>>681057154
Just to piss off this ass, please continue.
Meredith
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Sarina
Taylor
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Aziza
Dakota and Persephone.
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Judy
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Violet
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Kaitlin
Takuyuisha
kerri ann
you got married and i'm all alone
natalie
Kira.
"We're all going to make it brah"
Monica
Money
>>681054012
nevada
Aimee
Soraia
Megan
Sierra
>>681057032
that genuinely made me sad
sorry man.
>>681058436
Ansaria?
Melisandre.
Her and her old lady cooter.
>>681057263
what
>mfw no name comes to mind
>mfw i don't put pussy on a pedestal
Meghen
Katharine
>>681054012
Shakquanduh. Bullshit weave boom ass booty
Lance.
Brittney
Pauline
>>681054012
gisela
Nothing, I'm fine alone.
Alejandra
Madaline
>>681057032
Obsessing over her is stopping you from getting other girls. You never had a chance with her, not even from the start. The sooner you realize this the sooner you realize you're better off.
Hannah, Hannan, Vanessa, Jess
>>681054012
Claudia
Randi.
I don't think I can get over this one.
First girl I said the three words to and meant it.
Screw that first person I meant it to.
She is sleeping with another guy right now and I am lying on my couch fucked up on cough medicine and a tupperware's worth of loud
>>681057032
Yea as much as it sucks (I know I've been there) you were pointlessly hurting yourself having feelings for this girl who will never be with you. Now you can move on. It's much better in the end.
bruce jenner
she used to be the hottest man that is a girl, now shes the ugliest girl that still is a man...
Sarah, take that baby of yours that isn't mine and shove it up my best friends ass you fucking lying cunt. And don't worry Dalton, I'm gonna kick your ass too.
>Dalton is Best friend
Andrea Vargas Vargas
Karen
Marina.
Stephanie
I have alot it's at least over 9000
>>681060776
Go listen to "Wasted Days and Wasted Nights" by Freddy Fender
Cynthia
Ashley
Annabeth
Camila
>>681054012
Elaina.
Jessica
Allison
hannah
>>681059694
>putting pussy on a pedestal by thinking of her
>>681059592
Thanks, man.
It actually felt better than the first time I was in love and didn't confess... ever...
>>681054012
Annalisa
>>681061482
oh shit son thanks
donald trump
Julia.
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kirsten
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Megumi
>>681056151
>kek
>>681054012
My cousin Laura, fuck I want her pussy so bad.
Bailey....
>>681054012
Adri.
>>681060431
Nah I'm not obsessing, she's the first girl I thought of when I read what OP wrote. I'm over her. Really.
As for the other girls, I'm really trying to see the appeal OTHER than sex. Haven't yet met a girl that made me stop, you know?
>>681060812
Yup, that was the first time I confessed my love for someone, it actually felt okay (excluding the fact that she'd been hurt).
>>681058214
I sincerely wish there was more, anon...
>>681054012
Cristina
Adolf Hitler
Miki
It's been a few years, and I'm married now, but I really did love her. I haven't talked to her since about a week after the breakup and now that she's over 18, I'd like to see how she's doing.
JOOOOOHN CENA
>>681063778
Funny, mine is Christina.
>>681054012
Who?
Rudolph
You talk about my mom one more time I will beat you off. >>681056283
Carolina you always gona be my life
-pic releated
>>681054012
kitten whiskers
Just a honeyBee
Michela
>>681056283
Second this (and I hope it's not the same Amanda)
>>681054012
Ashley
>>681054012
sandra and saskia
>>681064547
>those piercings
You dodged a fucking bullet, fool.
>>681054012
Mary
Bella
>>681064004
Soo deep
>>681063532
>I'm really trying to see the appeal OTHER than sex
Join the club.
>>681054012
Gabrielle CR.
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Lucy
Mallory
Kirsten
>>681064740
Why
shterna... and yes she is a kike
But im a nigger/spic
>>681063058
i swear to god this better not be who i think it is
Brooke
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Xenia Sarco
>>681064740
She died in 2013 I still remember she was my world
>>681062734
You're welcome. Freddy knows that feel.
Daniela
Amanda
>>681065690
I bet those piercings had something to do with it.
jennifer love hewitt
>>681065690
We'll that's fuck up
>>681064156
>kek
>>681064666
I'm thinking of an Ashley as well. Your satanic trips are a sign that she's the devil
william
pineapple fortress
BECCAAAAAAAAA
No replacements found
>>681054012
Felicity.
Mackenzie... it hurts so bad
>>681054012
Bella
silvertackle
Sky
None. No girl has ever shown outward attraction to me ever. I gave up years ago. Even if one did I would have no idea what to do about it. If I was born 500 years ago I would be a monk in a monastery and take a lifelong vow of celibacy.
habberdashie
Meg
Jocelyn she was so beautiful I can't believe I never dated her
unicorn rectum.
>>681066407
you can still do that, they still have monasteries
Sasha
chinease grundle sword
>>681065942
Yeah she love pircings and I see her working in a tatto shop soo we meet a we became a couple
>>681054012
Berenice
>>681063058
like i swear to fuck i will kill you
but if it isnt then im sorry its just i had a dude date my girl and well he was a piece of shit and seems to be interested in her, which isnt smart
>>681066592
I'm a protestant :(
>>681064570
Steam Powered Giraffe?
Helen
>>681066407
If it makes you feel any better, your comment put a smile on my face. God bless you, anon
>>681066407
Fucking at least once should be on everyone's bucket list. Just save up for one and be happy.
>>681066745
weekend at berenice's.
aka i kill her and fuck her lifeless corpse.
>put sunglasses on her and everything.
what a great movie.
i am, but i cant, and really need stop thinking about her, and is so hard :{
>>681066829
so convert
Nick
Todd
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Emily
>>681066982
I want some popcorn
Pic related.
Julianne
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Emilie
>>681066983
berenice? you can fuck her when I'm finished if you want. she don't care.
dead bodies don't usually say no.
You are now thinking of *him* (and it's Matthew by the way)
>>681054012
Tessa
>>681067002
That's not just something you do willy-nilly.
Eliza... Speaking to her right now. Shes asking me who I like... She will never like me. FML man
>>681067300
i'd fuck nikola tesla too
tabitha
>>681067351
willy-nilly is a weird name for a woman.
Samantha
>>681067351
start a protestant monastery then
>>681067232
I want to touch for last time her tits
A guy actually came to mind.
Noah.
Sucks, man.
>>681067453
what are you, fat and english?
>>681054012
Breanna
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Lizbeth
>>681067491
You're a real fuckin wise guy aren't you
Hillary
Trump
fuck. heather
>>681066912
Was she rape?
Bernie
>>681067590
you can touch for always last time, sergi.
you can touch for always.
>>681067864
who is she and where can i fuck her
>>681067593
Glad to know someone is thinking of me
>wait
Tiffany
Lisa
I love her so much
>>681056283
Thirded and hoping not the same. Anyone got a last name on the amanda
>>681066831
No, though I love them.
>>681067529
Once again, that's definitely not something that you do willy-nilly. Fuck you and your suggestions
>>681063318
Pics?
Mara
why you did that to me?
>>681068114
I just rediscovered them awhile ago, that song is haunting.
Erica
>>681068179
that's not a very christian thing to say, anon
Randi
>Be me, 22, last few months of college
>Just got an internship at fortune 500 company
>Making more money than I've ever had
>Somewhat prospect of a job after internship is over
>More likely contract work
>It is a networking position
>She was my manager at old minimum wage job
>25, 5 foot 110 lbs (if that), brunette
>Not supermodel gorgeous but definitely way better than average girl
>Girl next door look I guess
>Sweetest thing that can be
>We talked a good amount anytime I was at work
>She always smiling and being genuinely interested in what I've been up to
>Just thought she was being work friendly
>I still hang out at my old work fairly often since old friends work there
>See her fairly often, always say hey if not have a long conversation
>She is the only manager there that really does any work at this point
>Always really stressed, especially during night shifts
>Once time she is just on the verge and I can see it so I offer a hug
>Was expecting a curt work side hug
>Instead she tucks her arms under mine, allowing me to bear hug her and she tucks her face into my chest
>Stays for longer than standard hug
>Fast Forward
>Other day after going out drinking with buddies I show up there, still drunk
>I tell her what I've been up to, about the internship
>She is super happy and jumps into a hug
>Tells me to come see her again in the office before I leave
>After about 2 hours of goofing off with friends I knock on office door
>She is alone and seems happy to see me
>We talk for about 15 minutes about nothing really, past experiences, workplace drama, internet jokes
>She says, "Oh well, since you are definitely not going to work here anymore I guess we can start hanging out outside of work."
>Clearly throws me a little
More?
La-Sha
Prince
>>681064740
Oh god mine had the same piercings and was a train rek good kek
>>681054012
Jeannette
Judy Hopps
>>681068408
Did you like Vice Quadrant?
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Angela
>>681054012
Olivia
>>681054012
Desiree
Larissa, she was from Germany.
The most near to perfect woman Ive ever met.
>>681054012
Rylee
>>681068695
Have not heard of him. Worth a listen?
>>681054012
Jumbo Tits
>>681068766
Holy fuck. That's my name.
>>681067873
No, she was paid.
>>681068670
10/10
would fuck the bunny again
Araya Batmen
Chiara
>>681054012
Aubrey Plaza
Sophia
>>681068974
And I'm think of Patrick Bateman
>>681054012
Lydia
>>681068871
Did you just turn 31?
>>681068856
It's SPG new album, haha. It was alright, I like their first two the best.
>>681068904
Again?
rachel
Keq
Christopher Poole
Dany
Kea
>>681066491
Jocelyn... hmm, did her last name start with S?
>>681065964
Horses don't count
>>681068460
That's not the same anon, I'm the eternal virgin guy. I'm not charismatic enough to start a monastery because most men don't feel any respect towards me either. I just live in a motel and work in a manufacturing plant, a super ascetic life.
Frank
>>681069188
yeah? Who hasn't
>>681069181
I feel dumb. Thanks anon
>>681069536
oh.
>>681069257
>kek
>>681069668
No worries.
>>681068114
I love the shit out of steam powered giraffe. The spine is one balding sexy fucker.
>>681069152
Oh, nope. Back to lurking. Sorry, Anon, and good luck.
Sofia
Kylee. Don't date mega hot girls. Date normal looking girls. Mega hot girls get too much attention from other males and all it takes is the right combination of words or the right insecure mood to become unfaithful.
Leyla
>>681069536
How often do masturbate? Also, would you consider suicide if it wasn't a sin?
Arah. Arah Cho. And it sucks even more because I know it's impossible. We're too different of people. But goddamn it I think I want a fucking chance. I deserve a fucking chance.
Kate
Liz
>>681070116
Thanks.
Steph, Jackie, Ashley, and Jessica. might be one more too.
Ruby
>>681054012
Maddie
>>681069405
Nope
>>681056226
bruh
Tom
Noelle
>>681068462
Screw y'all, I'm bored and telling the story anyway so shut up and listen
>For perspective I am 5'6" and only 110 lbs, skin and bones, always have been
>Other than that, I'm moderately attractive, good hair, facial structure, clean shaven, no ache, I do wear glasses
>Only had like 2 girlfriends, only gone to 3rd base
>I say okay well we better make sure we have each others numbers then (was pretty sure we did already cause of work)
>While I'm standing there she texts me "Lame!!!"
>Still don't know what that meant
>Obviously analyzing this way to much but she is gorgeous
>That was Friday, weekend passes, fill my time with yard work
>Sunday night still can't get her our of my head, start texting my friend who use to work there, also still hangs out there
>Tell him what happened
>Was looking for him to talk me out of it
>Instead he says he always noticed how she acted around me and how she has never asked to hang out with someone outside of work (he has known her longer than I have)
>He tells me I should go for it and he will help if i want
Basically nothing has happened since, been about 2 weeks. Just trying to figure out where to go from here, something that doesn't come on too strong but also makes me look like something other than the scared shitless nerd I am.
>>681070243
Wong.
>>681070044
They are oddly attractive though.
>>681054012
Erika
Julia
I've always had problems with anxiety, but never with her. She's the panacea to this gay world, the antidote to my self pity. She died two days ago while attempting to swallow an entire bag of peanut M&Ms. Her name was Anna.
> webm related
>>681069152
Yes how did you know????
No one came to mind.
Francesca
Freddy
>>681054012
Angie
>>681070189
I only masturbate on the weekends because I have nothing better to do. I consider suicide everyday but I'm way too scared of death for that kind of thing.
riley
>>681070220
Nobody deserves anything but a chance at a chance. So take that and see what happens.
Go do it.
Right now.
>>681070789
she just told me she loves me about ten minutes ago.
i'm on fucking cloud nine.
Alex and Kalli
Thought of the movie
Andrea Vargas
First that came to mind, current GF
>Soledad
2nd my ex
>Florencia
>>681057834
What is the last initial?
Alyssa
Maurice
getting better maybe, but still miserable and compare everyone to you
These threads are fucking retarded. It's almost like some attention whore is searching through all these shitty threads hoping they'll see their name. No one gives a fuck about your exes and neither should you.
>>681071459
I am that attention whore. Spot on, anon. (;
>>681071190
Alyssa Rotz??
>>681071459
SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>681057727
jesus christ
>>681070517
They really are. Like its too good. I'm seeing them over the summer.
>>681071572
What's your ex's name, faggot? Caitlyn jenner?
>>681071459
the doctor called me sick
i was like tru
>>681071899
Nice one, famalamam
