Waifu claiming thread.
>taking control
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>one claim per anon
>stop shipping me
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>this family tree is weird
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra Claimed
Claimed from now until the end of time.
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>
>>681044845
>you ablsolute madman....
Rumia claimed, kinda lurking, kinda not
Mugi here
Yo
>>681044243
Its good to see you're alive.
Obligatory claim.
>>681044794
Hope you've been alright lately, considering I rarely ever ask.
>Was going to make it, but Syndra beat me to it.
QOTT: Bikini party?
Miho claimed
Kyouko claimed.
>>681044353
>feelsbadman
>>681044385
Nice.
>>681044547
Thanks.
>I'm still third
>>681044873
That's good. I keep getting sick, and it's really starting to get annoying.
>>681044993
!!!!
>>681045110
Yes
Want to REALLY claim your Waifu?
Visit facebook .c on / WaifuBank to make them YOURS, today!
AFK
>>681044993
bu
Akiko claim
Thinking of pulling another all nighter since I'm no good at programming and I still have to get some work finished
>>681045126
I was waiting for you.
<3
>>681045110
Sure.
>>681045110
>>681045110
But Dio will just scowl at me again
>>681045246
Done thanks dude!
>>681045110
Claiming Kurisu. However, I am leaving for now. Goobai everyone~~!
>>681045317
Didnt you just go to bed? <3
>>681045097
Sowry
>>681045110
Fine....
>>681045246
>>681045317
Its time Tat
>>681045110
close enough?
>>681045479
She's waiting for you, silly~
>>681045365
Dio is just worried for your safety as a big brother. He doesn't want you revealing too much. You can get unwanted attention is all
>>681045110
I'm down.
>>681045465
Goodnight.
Sleep well.
>>681045095
It's a miracle.
How have you been?
>>681045110
I've got the goods
>>681045509
It's fine.
>>681045291
>>681045074
papa?
iz dat u?
>>681045110
Hmph, just this once.
>>681045465
Good night dude.
>shinoa bro
So what's everyone up to tonight?
>>681045735
Ha!!!! it was just me, no hamburger
>>681045155
Noticed and checked
>>681045191
If you keep getting sick, maybe you should go to the doctor and get some blood tests. If everything's alright, your best option is...
Wait for it...
EXERCISE!
Exercising increases the effectivity of neutrophils, the most abundant type of white blood cell
>Yours are my fav
>>681045465
Good night!
>>681045110
Why not?
>>681045074
Papa Franku is the ultimate gentleman.
>>681045465
Sleep tight.
>>681044601
Oh its alright
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4BJDNw7o6so
>>681044831
:p Que sera my dude
If I hear one more black keys song...
Claim
>>681045110
Bikini party
>>681045870
>>681045735
>>681045479
No, I probably won't go to bed for a little while longer.
<3
I just want to savor this moment now.
>>681045870
>pizza then
claimed
>>681045870
>>681046012
Her wrath will be towards me! What have you done?! I must give offering!
>>681046098
I'm not ready for bed either. I am pretty tired though.
>>681045410
No new applications :(
>>681045110
yes
>sachi claim
>>681045949
:^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_426RiwST8
>Emi
Joseph Joestar claimed
>>681046138
...now i feel bad....just don't put ranch on your pizza please...
>>681045110
I guess so.
>>681045191
>>681045912
It actually does work like that, makes your body think its under attack so it works harder.
>>681045689
Same as usual, hope you haven't gotten any worse.
>>681045734
Wait a minute....
If im Tat's mother, does it make you my grandson?
>>681046098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXcGORjWte8
>>681046138
I don't think she can eat that, she already looks stuffed.
>>681046138
No no no no! A proper offering
>>681044807
time to lurk for a little bit
>>681046198
>performing weekly waifu roll
>>681046198
give her ranch....for her pizza!!!
>>681045074
My nigga.
>>681045912
Thanks for the advice. I would've ran more last week if it weren't for the flooding.
>thank you so much
>>681046291
I've been somewhat better, my I can speak now.
>>681046340
I suppose so.
>>681046275
>>681046419
>>681046495
>tiny kong
>>681046495
why do i even have thismonkey here ??
>>681046340
I need to confess something.
I'm in a lesbian relationship with Miho.
>>681046495
Rolleranus
>>681046442
>>681046256
Ughhh.
They arent horrible, but Pandora must have a boner for them!
>>681046495
Alot of low quality in there anon
>>681046620
that's cool, i kinda figured....
>>681046620
Can confirm, it's really annoying when I'm trying to get to bed.
>>681046482
>>681046503
>>681046419
She is satisfied
Allright I'm back with a delicious bag of lays salt and vinegar
tastes like the tears of an angel
>>681046260
JOSEPHU JOESTAR
>>681046820
MUDA MUDA MUDA? Dio Sama?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wvAnQqVJ3XQ
Peaches, this is much better
Millions of peaches, peaches for me...
>Best goth waifu claimed
>Gotta bounce, it was fun talking!
>See you tomorrow
Shoutout to Kneesocks for being so great!
>>681047040
PEACHES COME FROM A CAN
>>681046620
wait wait wait wait wait wait
this is too much
im going to sleep.
See you in about 30 minutes (or 15 days)
>>681047059
I like you too suicidalstocking
>>681047059
>>681047162
Have a good night both of you.
>>681046992
Why the hell would I go muda muda muda, I can't eat chips while going muda.
>>681045949
I've never heard them before. Are they bad?
>>681047059
Farewell.
A non-profit bank? Ever heard of that?
Well now there is one!
Claim your Waifu at Facebook .c on/ WaifuBank TODAY!
Have irrefutable proof in the form of a spreadsheet as to who has who~
>>681046820
MY NIGGA!
>>681047268
this is stupid
Pats are back, taking a break from Dark Souls III
>>681047040
Peaches are healthy, I approve
>>681047059
Good night Stocking!
>>681047162
Good night Syndra!
>>681047059
Night dude
>>681047229
Fair point
>>681047374
Probably just trying to dox some anons
I'm going as well, I do not expect anyone to care but I won't be here for the next 2 weeks or so, just letting you know I guess.
>>681047342
>>681047569
Goodnight Tats and love.
>>681047497
Not only that, but also provide a platform in which to claim Waifus
>>681046495
roller
>>681047569
>I won't be here for the next 2 weeks or so
see you tomorrow
>>681047673
I prefer >>>/b/waifu for that
>>681047569
I won't enjoy you being gone.
>>681047732
probably
>>681047268
Globular rule 11. Advertising (all forms) is not welcome—this includes any type of referral linking, "offers", soliciting, begging, stream threads, etc.
>>681047123
Damn straight they do
>>681047230
I wouldnt say that theyre bad.
I just cant handle that much of them
>>681047268
But permanent ownership is very rude
That more along the the lines of slavery, jot claim
>>681047457
And theyre free too~
>>681047569
Good night sweet prince, I will see you on the othrr side
>>681047569
See you Tats.
>>681047820
What link????????????????????????????
>>681047569
Good night Tats! cya!
>I care
>>681047744
That works too.
...if you only want your waifu for 20 minutes
Bai tats.
>>681047953
>not staying up and claiming it 24/7
please
Let me just say that these chips are fucking better than joestar blood mayne
anyone have sauce for this?
>>681048068
Time on /waifu/'s QOTT
Best girl coming through.
Arachne has henceforth been claimed, 24/7/365(6)
>>681047874
We have a loyalty plan! You have to renew your claim of your Waifu, so only those who care may have a Waifu.
>>681048068
That model really does not live up to Dio's fabulous image.
>>681047901
Let's see if I can remember this correctly.
>>>/rules/global/11/
I don't remember if this correct but there is a way to directly link to rules.
>>681048255
Ezra scarlet
>>681047581
:^(
Can anyone do me a huge favour and bump this thread just for a few minutes?
>>681048157
I would really appreciate it. Just wanna see if the guy is here.
>>681048391
I guess it wasn't then oh well.
>>681048404
ty bb
>>681048255
Might be Maki Nishikino
>>681047569
came out of lurk mode to let you know i care and will miss you <3
>>681047953
Maki from Love Live
>>681048451
i got you
Hi everyone
>>681048628
Oops
>>681048255
>>681047569
I am probably late, but I hope it goes well for you.
>>681048297
>Arachne
Fucking great choice tbh
>>681047874
Ah, yeah some variety would be nice.
>>681048404
kek
>>681048451
sure man
Oh I am down with this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u7aDstrDMf0
I think I banged their guittarist, but I may hbe mistaken
>>681048327
Hmm, fair. Fair plan
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H8Qp38qT-xI
Gorrillaz, the bass line is the first I ever learned...
>>681048278
>>681045110
Fine, I understand why you crave the bikini, Shinoa
>>681048696
Thanks bestMugi. How are you?
Also lint.
>>681048767
I'm sure the dud3 can image search
>>681048854
Oh fuck that's but I meant next time on /waifu/'s QOTT. But im,not complaining
>>681048863
ive been alright
ive been watching one of those bullshit ghost hunter shows for the past little while
>>681048926
Silly you
>>681048926
>>681048702
Explosions
Those are a lady's romance
>>681049100
Yo get the fuck out of here. Ghost Adventurers? On the Travel Channel? So fucking funny.
>>681048767
Definatly, it sucks because all their songs sound way too similar
>>681049253
Come on man, its real
Super real
Clues everywhere
>>681049166
Pretty sure there are more women afraid of explosions than women that love explosions.
>>681049391
"Aaron get in this bed with me. It's like, vibrating."
>"What? No dude that's weird."
"Just get in here and feel the vibrations"
They're so stupid it's great.
>>681049253
Ghost Asylum on Destination America
Too sleepy to do anything, have a good night/day everyone.
>>681049166
>
>>681049399
Explosions are awesome, therefore Megumin is awesome
>>681049634
Night
>>681049634
good night homu...sleep tight, and sweet dreams...
>>681049634
Good night!
>>681049564
Def mos
>>681049634
Goodnight
>>681048881
True that, it's an easy skill.
>>681049391
Huh now I want to hear it for myself.
>>681049634
Night.
>>681049399
>>681049708
Those women are just afraid of being hurt - to fall in love, you need to risk a little, explode a lot
>>681049602
Hello
>>681049708
I never said naything about explosions or megumin being bad.
I actually find Megumin's explosion magic to be pretty cool, the only issue I have with her is that she is
LOLI FILTH
>>681049634
Pleasant dreams, Homu - see you around!
>>681049564
I actually saw this earlier:
"Alright I'm going to light acigar, do you want to smoke one with me?"
>guy puts a CARD down
"Hey do you want to play some Poker?"
>>681050044
But that's our thing, Dio! You can't cheat on me with Megumin like that! I demand a threesome!
>>681049918
Mmhmm. I was gone when I asked this but usually, you'd come a bit later than this. So why visit tjis wonderful thread so early?
>shinoa bro
>>681050275
Of course
>shinoa bro
FUCK 1%
I guess I'll bake
>>681050244
I'm sorry to disapoint you, but I treat every disgusting lolis the same way, you just happened to be more filthy than some others.
>Dio
>>681049918
Thatz up to you, my cousin swears all their music is good.
>kneesocks