The bottom of the bottle is my only friend.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
The bottom of the bottle is my only friend.
Well that's depressing.
>>681008363
Hey, I don't talk shit about your best friend.
>>681008706
HAH, jokes on you! I don't have friends!!!
...oh...
how does namesync work ?
>>681008826
How're you?
>>681009046
install it and set the name field when you post
>>681009113
Really tired; took the dog for a walk earlier and went for like 5 miles. For some reason I've just been exhausted since then.
How about yourself? And don't drink to hide pain man, that shit doesn't work.
>>681009144
worth getting?
>>681009334
Not really
>>681009666
okay thanks for your 2cents
>>681009285
I don't even have any booze in the house. But you need a catchy thread opener.
I'm doing well, just got up not too long ago. Fuck the poison swamp at Farron's Keep, though.
>>681009791
That's true, you do need a good opener.
Oh man I don't mind the poison swamp too much, but the area after Crystal Sage? Man, FUCK THAT AREA. I seriously cannot get past the trash mobs in the graveyard. It's so fucking infuriating.
I think I'll slit my wrist again and I'm gone gone gone gone
>>681009978
Just run past them. The zombie are too slow to react, and they infinitely respawn. Just finished the Citadel, the boss is a push over. Had more trouble with the knights leading up to it.
>>681010280
Remember, down the road, not across the tracks.
>>681010280
do it
>>681010280
fag
>>681010391
>Had more trouble with the knights leading up to it.
That's the part I'm actually struggling with. I grabbed the ladder so I don't even have to go through the graveyard. But damn, those little thrall things and the grave watchers? Fuck me, I die or burn through my Estus every time.
>>681007377
>I THINK I'LL SLIT MY WRISTS AND I'M GONE GONE GONE
shit tier song, but catchy
Hey. Ive been looking for a picture of a male furry wearing a puppet on his penis destroying model buildings godzilla style. Anyone know the one? Have it??
I know you're lurking.
>>681010650
Use a bow to shoot the thralls down from their hiding spots.
>>681010280
>>681010832
I wrote it first faggot, also it's a great song.
>>681011204
I'll give it a try, I did pick up an arbalest from one of the ranged dudes at the bottom of that ramp.
>>681010940
Cmon im asking u furries to be useful for once.
hi
>>681011234
Its not.
>>681011383
You'll need it for the giant inside.
>>681011926
No.
>>681011234
it's edgy as shit familia
groden is SHIT because he posts SHIT anime BULLSHIT
>>681011958
>You'll need it for the giant inside.
Damn, good to know. I did manage to get the doors open last night, can I make the run from the bonfire through the doors?
>>681012049
this is my life now
>>681012090
True, but it's still good and catchy and I don't see the problem as long as you're not walking around in public singing it
>>681012179
Shit, thought that was you.
>>681011926
>>681012049
Sorry, Groden.
>>681012225
Yeah, there's like 3 different paths from the central bonfire that cut down on travel.
>>681012673
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
weeb trash
>>681012673
>there's like 3 different paths from the central bonfire that cut down on travel.
The two doors leading out from that church as well? I haven't found out how to open any of them yet. I'm assuming you don't find the first one till after the boss behind the big doors, right?
>>681012673
I'm hurt
BLAAAAAAAM
>>681013235
The big doors are deceptive, their are just another shortcut. Once you get up to the citadel, and you make your way across the rooftops and catwalks that take you around the rightside of the building, you'll make it inside, where there's an elevator, which takes you down and let's you open one of the doors to the bonfire.
>>681013372
Stop stealing his gayvatar, and this wouldn't be a problem.
>>681013723
>where there's an elevator, which takes you down and let's you open one of the doors to the bonfire.
Oh damn! I missed that, then. Fucking hell.
I got to the two doors last night, opened them, and then died trying to grab the item from the small mob off to the right of the door. Then I ragequit because I tried so hard to beat those fucking grave wardens.
>>681013723
I'm not, he uses the red one, and I use the purple one
>>681014030
Its right past the room with the 3 deacons.
>>681014073
That doesn't mean anything to me.
>>681014916
well git gud
>>681013441
Hello.
>>681015514
No.
>>681015614
Hi! How's goin?
>>681016267
It goes well. How're you?
>>681014916
>Its right past the room with the 3 deacons.
I'll explore it more tonight, but seriously, fuck that area.
>>681016434
Probably gonna go sleep in a couple of minutes. I've been doing stuff all day and now i'm tired as fuck.
Holy shit this faggots on 4chan too? Jesus Christ. Why can't I get away from his shitty art that he gets commissioned for
>>681016976
post more yordles
>>681016605
Fap first.
>>681016469
What build are you running with?
>>681017225
I can't. My brother is in my room right now, watching everything i do
>>681017541
Warrior with a ton of strength, and either a greatsword or a butcher's cleaver and shield (don't remember exactly which one it was)
>>681017139
>>681018754
idk i feel like lulu is cheating, cosplaying as another yordle
>>681018950
it's a male yordle and those have fur, so it's just as difficult probably
>>681019146
Besides, wouldn't it be awkward for her to dress up as Tristana's ex?
Should have gone as Vaegar instead
>>681019430
maybe they're into that sort of thing
>>681019554
>insert wet spaghetti picture here
>>681017582
Lock eyes with him and fap.
>>681017850
I use a similar build, but more sword and board.
gross thread
>>681019850
>>681019728
I am very disappointed that I didn't save that
the sun shines.. a little brighter
>>681019962
google, son
ha, cute
>>681019997
>>681020601
But Anzu is a man
>>681019832
>I use a similar build, but more sword and board.
I've been trying to get into using the greatsword, but there's a few sections where I just need the damn shield.
>>681020847
Shh let Anzu be sexy
ur cute
>>681020190
wow that is so much effort
no... you
you too
same
remember, it's not gay until there are balls touching
>>681021797
ur so much effort
i make sure the balls touch
>>681022179
i'm going to need some pics as evidence
>>681020847
You're a man.
>>681021107
The shield is so useful in this one.
>>681022072
Yawn.
>>681022420
all the shots are reverse cowgirl so you can't see it anyway
>>681022484
thanks
>>681022179
am not
>>681022124
I know
I dunno how you people put up with it
>>681022801
incredible patience
>>681022959
oh yes, monklike, etc
>>681023603
monks have terrible patience
>>681023924
the tibetan ones, though
>>681024069
If they were truly patient, they would have waited for china to collapse so they could secede instead of complaining all the time
if you would SHAVE
>>681022705
UGH
>>681024296
do they complain?
oh I suppose they go around setting themselves on fire all the time
>>681024524
Pretty sure that wasn't tibet, that was vietnam
it's a good test of willpower
I don't have any of that
>>681024832
same thing
>>681025067
vietnam has nicer food
>takle a 3 month break from drinking
>drink last night
>forgot how god awful being hungover feels
>vow to quit drinking forever
>>681024354
but i'm lazy
that's why you shave
>>681025502
yea you too, why am i the only one that shaves
>>681025562
I shave
it's a catch-22
>>681025312
don't think I've had food from either place
>>681025320
this occurs about twice a week for me
why is it that the only dude that ISNT GAY shaves
>>681025562
because you're the only one with a boyfriendo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDl0LLH4q7I
what scls said
>dom
>not gay
well you must practice for the inevitable day
>>681025716
Because they don't come in the form of microwave tacos
I will just practice then
>>681026081
hey man
I still, like, go out to eat sometimes
you are not even practicing
>>681025916
talking about nef
>>681026164
do you get foreign foods outside of really basic stuff like chinese/sushi/pasta?
no I meant I will practice on the inevitable day
>>681026326
i was unaware
i dont want no part of ya tight ass country club ya freak bitch!
>>681026397
you'll have a sudden sexual encounter and be embarrassed you haven't kept up form
>>681026426
do you wanna talk about how i make sure the balls touch when i get fucked up the ass
>>681025922
I am convinced that day does not exist
>>681026639
i'm sure that would be quite a pleasant conversation
>>681026386
yeah, there are korean and thai places I go to sometimes
there are a bajillion asian places around that are on the more authentic side of the spectrum because of all the asian students
>>681026639
I d-doubt it
>>681026708
not with that attitude.
>>681026753
probably.
>>681026758
>>681026784
dom
and others
>>681026820
maybe I don't want something like that
>>681026758
>korean
oh man
I have school on tuesday
I'm gonna go get some motherfucking korean
>>681027005
it's so good
>>681027173
They know me way too well now. They get everything ready for me as soon as they see me enter the restaurant.
bejg
>>681026900
well then go after the girl of your dreams as a hairy beast and fuck her right in the vagina
you could say anything on /b/ with furry porn and it will get like 200 something replies.
>>681027576
and all from the same six people!
>>681027440
is feeding you asian food some huge process or what
>>681027484
t-trying
except she doesn't have one of those, uh, yet
>>681027770
way to be LATE
>
>>681027791
have you ever been in a korean restaurant? There's like infinity bazillion sidedishes
They know what I like, and what I order, and so start getting it ready before I need to do anything
I was busy rewatching Starship Troopers.
i remember when this was a wholesome, family friendly community
i hate families and i hate god
No bf, what do?
still never seen that
>>681028023
I have but the menus are too in korean for me to feel comfortable ordering anything but beef bulgolgi or bibimbap
>>681028172
can I have some of whatever you were on at the time
>>681028172
it was worse
>>681028254
Masturbate to wolfmen and finger yourself.
>>681028257
>still never seen that
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
>>681028257
I usually get the spicy pork version of bulgolgi
>>681028257
no but i can teach you out to make it in an old bleach bottle for roughly 87 cents a serving, cheapest high you'll get anywhere
it's a scary movie, people get cut in half by bug aliens, but also i was 7 or 8
>Not enlisting and doing your part
>>681028402
Thanks
should I download it
>>681028449
beef a best
>>681028490
sounds like way too much effort
rather pay a premium for convenience
>>681026784
confidence is hard
>>681028727
you're a trash
>>681028615
>WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?
It would complement District 9 pretty well.
>>681007377
Gods of dubs like you too
oh right we still have that too
all these things to watch
>>681028682
No problem, alternatively you could become a cam whore and please lots of people.
soma when?
>Not getting bargain brand blasted off your ass and shirking all of your responsibilities for family friendly delusioning
1997 yes?
>>681029034
o-oh yeah
>>681029047
I can do that on my own though
Yes.
kinda wish I had dark souls 3
and a controller
>>681029866
I'll buy it for you, but only if you promise to stream the whole playthrough
>>681030983
no, I don't have a controller currently
>>681031130
>>681031452
I would if I did though
アイ ラーブ ダーウィン～
hi kiss
>>681031675
ai as in love or what is that?
ネフェルも好き
ai rabu yuu
I'd like someone to put it in my butt.
Could one of you take care of that for me?
ai as in I
engrish is hard
>>681031996
no, kill yourself
So he DID go maximum weeb.
shut up avery you were not included in this
I was just clarifying
>>681031996
Hang yourself promptly
>>681031926
and a ching chong nip nong to you too, young lady
I recognize Nefel but that is all
He says he also loves you.
What?
>>681032221
I love neffy too
it says
oh you were talking to nefel im an idiot
>>681032297
oh, nice
>>681032402
oh, nice
eh?
>>681032402
>>681032515
Sup?
ええええ？
>>681032617
You're on early today
>>681032660
No work today.
>>681032622
Not much, just being an orc in pathfinder.
>>681032742
I see, well your presence is much appreciated by me.
>>681032784
Orcs are cool, any interesting character quirks for this one?
>>681033423
The only appreciation I need.
>>681033423
He believes that the key to enlightenment is punching things super hard
He's a bit of an outcast among orcs though because he prefers to fight strong things rather than dominate weak ones.
I don't know what I want to do with my time
spec me
>>681033612
So every situation ends with him punching things?
>>681033539
How has your day off been?
Neither do I.
I was just invited to play
did you ever play hyper light drifter
oh am is deciding for us
>>681034118
Yes, pretty much.
>>681034118
I have only been watching some movies thus far. Zachary just invited us to play. Seeing as to how there is not much else to do, I will suffer through this game. Want to join?
>>681034430
Yes, let me log in
>>681034372
Sounds fun, I will go play video games and clean inbetween.
homework later maybe if I remember
>>681034972
okie doke
>>681031996
Put what in your butt?
luluco folder obtained
