YLYL
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YLYL
>>680921596
Lost
>>680921054
https://youtu.be/iH3uTYJ5vd0
>>680922223
damn son, dat garlic bread was off by one
>>680921596
This gets me every fucking time
>>680921219
>>680921054
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAaEw_EB7Ws
>>680921665
fuck, gg
>>680923917
This is too good to be true
>>680923977
Aww, man, this totally made me lose it.
>>680921665
fucking kekles
>>680921219
Not cringe thread
>>680922119
This is funny as shit, how does this guy have so few views. Is this you? Or a friend?
>>680924346
The effort put into this
>>680921219
Don't ever talk to me or my son again
>>680925428
where is that meme from?
>>680924346
lel
>>680925603
>>680923917
Please let this be real
>>680922052
Mitosis
>>680925603
Tumblr
>>680923917
If this is real I need sauce
>>680924346
You can see it from a distance without doing the puzzle.
>>680921334
made me lose
>>680928002
This is mostly a ripped off John Mulaney bit, you faggot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvOlaxIbH0o
>>680928002
Got me.
fucking christ this thread is shit
>>680930114
fucking christ, it's like humor is subjective
>>680929983
>>680929801
>>680929703
What is this shit?
>>680930405
If I was an ant, I think I would have lost
>>680922119
>*RECORD SCRATCH
>"so you're probably wondering how I got here"
>>680930488
underage b&
>>680922140
Fucking hell. Already?
>blarNEKNEK
>>680930641
too soon
>>680930087
Oh holy fuck!!
>be bored on Friday night.
>decide to drive around on the interstate.
>notice car in front of me and decide to follow it.
>pretend I'm an undercover FBI agent.
>eventually car notices and pulls into parking lot and I drive off
>do the same for other random cars.
>others try to evade me and make sharp turns but I end up catching up every single time.
>others pull over into streets and stop.
>I drive off every single time
>mfw cars try to run away and I catch up.
>mfw they can't see me in the dark
>>680922119
holy shit, this is gold
>>680931567
let's see if it works<
>>680931653
Holy shit it does<
kek<
>>680931653
Shit man, how?
>>680931745
Implying>
>>680925603
I think it started from Super Mario 64 where the big penguin lady says "Don't ever talk to me or my son ever again" and her kid looks exactly her but tiny.
>>680929801
just made this
>>680922140
this killed me and i am dead
>>680921054
why is there cum on his chin?
>>680928002
First half is ripped off from a John Mulaney bit.
Second half is tumblr-tier "I PUNCHED A GUY FOR SAYING "WOMEN R DUMB" AND THEN EVERYONE STARTED CLAPPING!!!!" fabricated horse shit.
>>680931567
moot is such a fucking boner
>>680930323
>> Portal theme playing
>>680931567
>tfw you just realized moot said newfigs instead of newfags because he's always been an sjw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaRoV8TYWvU
>>680923977
>hear she's in a wheelchair now cause of some crazy stranger
my sides
>>680932454
>not using Tomorrow
>>680924115
I remember that xD güt meme/10 I Rolf'd on my floor.
Man that's sum gud stuff.
Roll for dubs GET lol xDDDD
AM I FAMOUS YET
PLEASE LOVE ME
>>680924588
>>680925959
>>680926614
the real video doesn't have the skeleton in the kitchen, not a prank vid, just a shitty porn scene, not worth a fap
>>680929560
holy shit i went to this im pretty sure
(the music festival)
>>680926374
Your comment was the funny one
>>680931903
GHHHAAHAH HOLY NIGGER UR SO FUNNY XDDDD LE FUNNY LNIGEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>680925603
9gag
>>680933212
kek lost
>>680929801
>no toilet sign on door
>no doorknob
>actually just a board screwed down to block off doorway
Post cum rags
>>680929349
Picture this in vivid detail.
>My dick,
>is the shotgun.
>And she's,
>Cobain's fucking skull.
>>680921334
kek. lost
>>680921054
nigger
>>680933186
black man detected
>>680921219
Why wasn't this shooped infinitely smaller and smaller?
>>680933362
i feel the same way, that's why i couldnt' help memeing her
>>680930087
boom headshot
did the kid died
>>680933612
>this is probably real
castrate the black race
story time
>be sophomore in backwoods high school
>take construction class because why the fuck not
>go to construction site off-campus every day for an hour
>pretend to build house
>have class with guy named Estel
>Estel's bloodline has been pure for five generations
>His head looks like a strawberry
>Class walking inawoods to construction site one afternoon
>Totally unsupervised
>Deer eating leaves behind a tree
>Estel picks up rock
>Throws it at deer and hits its leg
>Deer's leg snaps
>It falls to the ground, starts bleating and shit
>Redneck kids freaking the fuck out
>Estel runs up to deer, crouches next to it and strokes its heaving chest
>Looks to group of redneck kids, seeking guidance from their alpha male
>"What're you gonna do, Estel?"
>Estel looks at deer, back to other kids
>"I'm gonna have to put it out of its misery"
And that's the actual story of the time I saw a guy hammerfist a deer to death in high school
>>680922058
That motherfucker can end his enemies rightly, God damn.
>>680933477
The niggereye fish?
>>680933730
not that funny but pretty cool if true
>>680921219
I kek'd
>>680933730
>bleating
Are you retarded or 9?
>>680931293
obscure reference
>>680922052
Technically meiosis as one has been halved
>>680933491
No I agree
Adding the inhale is too subtle and doesn't really work imo
>>680933914
>obscure
Everyone knows the activate almonds pasta
>>680930323
Sauce?
BlarNEKNEK is funny
>>680932371
Fucking lost, A++, Anon
>>680934134
Wtf do you mean sauce. It's a gif.
fuck a nigger<
>>680933877
Nice dubss
>>680933491
I hope not
Someone make this into the next meme
>>680932800
Too much le , a clear giveaway for a tryhard
>>680933913
Motherfucker, bleat is a word, it's a sound some animals make, are you retarded or 9?
>>680934472
Prove it buttwipe
>>680934350
That gif is beautiful
Ookaay<
>>680922140
I was in that fucking thread before I saw a movie with my girl
>>680934455
thats le joek dot jaypeg
>>680930919
this gif jsut changed my life
>>680922415
>big cums to his penis
>looks like thick mushroom
>he big one
>>680934740
dude stop, just stop.
>>680925181
lost
>>680922140
that fast? was in thread
>>680934682
>GRRRRR SOCIAL MEDIA TELLS ME TO HATE DONALD TRUMP SO I HATE HIM GRRRRR
>CONSERVATIVES ARE SO VIOLENT, BUT I'M JUSTIFIED FOR ASSUALTING A TODDLER BECAUSE TRUMP GRRRRRRR
Libs are so angry.
They're gonna lose their shit once supreme overlord Trump takes over.
>>680934596
>buttwipe
Yep, you're nine. Fucking google "bleat," double-nigger.
>>680934606
Kektus<
>>680930368
>Not Daisy'sDestruction.webm
>>680929983
As soon as I seen the Moon, I knew a 'your mom' joke was on the way... wasn't funny...
>>680924346
>>680924346
>>680924346
What is funny about this? :V
>>680935049
Kek<
>>680924346
I'm not getting it
Memes<
>>680935177
One of the terrorist was finally smart enough to bring a parachute.
>>680935140
Headbangers are my favorite wrestlers jerkbutt. That proves i'm not NEIN (get the joke?) i googled bleat and it it took me to did you mean bleed?
>>680924346
incredible
>>680921054
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5wUilJ0quU
>>680935300
>>680935327
goatse, newfigs
>>680935396
>trying this hard
get off the internet its past your bedtime
>>680930087
This can't be real
I am going to be 5 the book of Mormon the same thing for you guys are the most 11 to the bill for you guys think I am a cunt.
>>680935177
What movie us the explosion actually from??
>>680935491
topkek
>>680935493
oh holy shit it is wtf
>>680930194
lol swears are funny!!!
>>680927592
Who the fuck are you, the autistic kid from Prisoners?
>>680935507
What the duck roll does this mean? Past my bedtime pftt. You're mean. >:(
>>680924862
Sauce ?
>>680931567
Implying<
>>680931903
You sad fuck, no one cares how funny you're desperately trying to be
>>680934134
Portal
>>680933913
...........what?
>>680921665
Almost lost but not yet.
>>680934606
fucking hell.
nice daytona tho
>>680935396
My mistake, you're not nine, you're twelve. Billy, go to bed, it's far past your bed time.
>>680935614
Has nothing to do with swears....Are you autistic? WTF is a "swear"? Underage b&.
>>680930641
Lost hard
>>680935252
Aww poor baby, show me one joke that is funny to EVERYBODY you fucking idiot. Kill yourself.
>>680934712
really? me too, man
watched Star Wars Episode IV with my girl. we're going to watch the six old ones, then watch the new one for the first time together
>>680924346
Holy shit... That's subtle as fuck
>>680936066
Chopsticks looks like he is about to whoop some ass.
>>680934298
the next meme......
>>680936059
You could have photoshopped this, only (you) think that's what bleat means. Bleat is to bleed out, the deer in that pasta BLED OUT ya goof.
>>680936504
Yeah but why so autistic?
>>680936504
I have been b8'ed. gg
>>680922415
>>680922223
damn, April O'Neil is a FREAK!
>>680925865
you forgot the best one
>>680923917
Need sauce
>>680936850
Pfft, how many memes can you do in one pic, not this many.
Real men wear skirts
Get the reference?
>>680929983
0/10
>>680924346
Does anyone else start at the end?
>>680924170
I fucking love these "It was my priviledge" posts.
>>680932236
laughed so hard...
finnaly some good shit in this faggot ass thread...
>>680931293
ahhh, thank you for that
nothing like a good oldfag reference
>>680935083
shame shillary is going to win because she shilled to the right people
>>680931081
can't stop watching
>>680924115
I did the same thing anon.
>>680934926
kek
>>680930368
lost, omfg
>>680929983
Don't listen to the haters, that was fucking funny
>>680934060
that file name
>>680931567
snacks always delivered
>>680932250
mini kek
>>680932372
Don't you fucking dare speak ill of him, he's coming back just you wait
>>680929983
This would have been funny if only it weren't such a big lie. The earth is flat people, wake up sheep!
>>680935597
Fantastic Four maybe? I remember there was that Ferris wheel scene in it
>>680937810
This site was created from a sjw, let that sink in
>>680935083
I love how all my friends are fucking bernie supporters, they get visually angry when I praise Trump and tell em to build the wall.
>>680933349
>view of doorknob is blocked by the doorframe
>toilet sign has been stolen like everything else in that black school
>>680931160
I'd still fuck 'er
>>680931567
>2013
>Snacks
gr8 b8 m8
>>680935110
semen assassin
>>680938083
>friends
Normal detected
>>680932372
He's a fucking politically correct sellout. He knows the SJW agenda is factually bullshit but he's just trying to get laid like all the other white knights.
>>680930252
No, this thread is just objectively unfunny
>>680935597
>>680938026
negative ghostrider, it's GI Joe
>>680935558
At least not with standard bowling balls. I'm roughly the same build as that guy and wouldn't be able to juggle bowling balls like that.
>>680938202
>threatened by people having friends
Permavirgin detected.
>>680938202
>Normal
>lost
>>680938246
>autism
http://www.myaspergerschild.com/2010/12/aspies-and-impaired-humor-comprehension.html
>>680931903
typical uneducated nigger job.
>>680936059
dude, stop.
>>680938273
build =/= strength.... There is a little girl who is the record holder for weight lifting 3x her weight. She isn't muscular at all.
>>680938381
He already stopped faggot
>>680930087
rip in peace kid
>>680938453
3x 25 lbs isn't very much.
>>680938281
>>680938282
Fucking normals on this website is why the world is fucked up. Stop picking on me.
>>680932052
He's bisexual
found this gem earlier today in some random thread
save it, it's all yours, friends
>>680938466
nice damage control
and dubs
>>680938544
If everybody was a basement dweller how would shit get done? Faggot. Go tell your mom to make you a grilled cheese and eat it and cry in your safe space.
>>680937334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mn4f9VgVXs
OC, only posted once or twice
>>680930405
way to save the thumbnail, son
>>680924346
>>680938663
Nice insults buddy, you just go around assuming things about people for a living?
>>680923977
lost
>>680924346
Forgot this one. Much more lol than kek. Thanks oldfag.
>>680932846
you know that literally every fucking music festival has gates that look exactly like that, right? Are you autistic or have you only ever been to one music festival?
>>680931293
lost because of the effort someone put into something so little-known
>>680938899
If it wasn't true you wouldn't have replied. Move on faggot, were done here.
>>680935896
oh man, whats this from again?
>>680939029
who the fuck doesn't know about it
>>680938780
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7Hoz2ZHYZM
>>680931307
You're gonna get shot.
>>680938877
Maybe because the original person I copied it from uploaded a thumbnail. Cry more aspie.
>>680939086
Let's go dancing together hottie ;)
>>680936066
wheres the gay blowjob?
>>680939145
niggers
>>680924346
I'd love to pass this out at a kid's party
>MFW
>>680935977
When dat lemons too sour
>>680939198
Me and a friend did this as kids, we followed this weird van. They eventually pulled into an apartment complex and they got out with guns in hand, we noped the fuck out. It was funny as fuck, we were so high.
inb4 things that never happened.
>>680938676
Adults love that shit.
>>680939029
>>680939145
how old is the joke? i don't think it's THAT old; I only remember it from the past year or so
>>680939161
>posting the censored version
>>680931567
rip<
>>680939207
you saved a shitty thumbnail knowing that it was a shitty thumbnail. wow youre even more retarded than I thought, faggot.
>>680939207
Then why save it? You know people can't see it that well.
>>680939548
Yeah but I don't care. U mad?
>autism
>>680939636
Get eyes checked.
