Rekt thread
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>>680916176
wow
neat
>>680916386
ABSOLUTE
FUCKING
MADMAN
>>680916176
Holy shit. What a way to go. I wonder what type of machine that is, and why it didn't have any kind of safety barrier/shielding?
>>680917188
Are you on android
>>680917377
Why?
>>680917885
Two questions, why did the car catch on fire, and why did he get back in? Actually 3, what's with the retarded penguin move?
>>680917545
You took two screenshots just to zoom it further
Just asking mate don't be paranoid fucking hell I wanna know if im the only one
>>680917885
Explanation for this? Why'd he start spergin out when he got out of the car? Nerve gas perhaps?
>>680917283
>China
They don't know what safety is
>>680917160
KoRn
>>680918110
You know that dude is A. Drunk as shit. B. High as fuck. C. Both.
I'm really curious about the fire too though.
>>680918110
(just guessing)
1. Car Bomb
2. Suicide/maybe just so drunk he thought it wasn't a fire?
3. I think he was being tased
>>680918207
Fair enough.
>>680918504
>>680918374
It's at a gas station so maybe when the cop tased him there was gas or some shit and it caught on fire
>>680917283
>mfw I literally made that face
I think it is for flattening out out the chinks
>>680918114
No i'm also on android, not him btw
>>680918547
exterminate all niggers
>>680917160
G2G
>>680917699
wow new rekts. that shit is awesome. I love living with everyone has a phone camera.
>>680916176
Jesus Christ. First time I;ve seen this one and it's one of the most brutal machine accidents I've ever seen. These just are the worst for me for some reason. The one of the guy getting crushed by the press is horrible too, i'm not posting it, just too fucked up.
>>680918203
yep nerve gas
>>680918858
The second train got a laugh out of me
>>680918207
i wonder what he did to deserve that
>>680917475
Reminds me of those air tight folding clothing containers. She conveniently fits right under your car
>>680918738
I'm right there with you. Fucking savages.
>>680918728
>shattered concrete
>didnt die
what
>>680919030
maybe be a nigger
>>680918984
this one makes me sad
>biggest day of this retard's life
>he found the drug dealers gun, and will return it for many monies
>mom will be proud
>will be rich among street kids who live in trash and eat trash
>wait whats happening?!
that look in his eye when he goes from "I'm awesome" to "wait.. wut?"
>>680917353
Welp, that chink didnt have the chance to die from the electric stairs.
Damn blocks
>>680918850
then why bother lurking in a rekt thread pussy
>post it
>>680918692
Cheers mate, glad to know
>>680919083
what is happening here?
>>680919083
>what is momentum
>>680917353
fap fap fap
>>680916386
Son of a bitch even goes back for his knife....
>>680918850
Bro. That one with the press makes me sick to my stomach. I've worked in places with equipment like that. The shit is just too real.
>>680917699
niggers gonna nig
>>680918845
I don't think..... Nerve gas lights you on fire too? That's fucking brutal. That's what they get for trying to push around a giant pole thing
>>680919545
It was electricity, they ran that pole thing into a live wire or something
>>680916176
IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO
>>680918692
God that was so satisfying to watch.
>>680916386
"That knife was a gift, give it back!"
>>680919143
im no expert, and this could be totally retarded, but im assuming the rocket penetrates into/past the concrete right before exploding, or maybe goes into the door, which is why that dude sitting on the wall isnt instantly turned into a human ragdoll.
If you pause it right as the rocket hits you can see the explosion is mostly inside the room.
>>680919312
Looks like Russia, probably all drunk on vodka. Fucking retard thinks he can be suspended by the other retards weight. It may of worked if the retard holding the thing was bigger and the other retard didn't fucking run off of the cliff
>>680919221
You do realize this is fake as fuck right?
this is some stupid meme here in brazil.
Again, that shit is staged.
>>680919083
Tell me that's a prank and the dude has a chute. I know he doesn't, but tell me that anyway.
>>680919465
I bet that was in China
>>680918850
Anyone have the press video? I want to see it just once in my life.
>>680919667
You know what that makes a lot more sense. Thanks anon.
>>680919787
great meme dude
>>680919260
>women drivers
>>680919801
Slavs haven't figured that Newton shit out yet
>>680919787
>You do realize this is fake as fuck right?
no I don't. makes me happy actually.
>>680918850
Lol enjoy
Too late comrade
>>680919932
>>680920063
>>680919667
hello mcfly nerve gas
>>680920063
>dude leaning over the edge
>uh hey.. you uh.. ok there bro>
>>680919932
brutal
>>680919260
Boom baby !
>>680918067
fuckin rekt lmao holy shit
>>680919913
Don't tell me.
i have to hear the retards speweing it over the mic every time i pub in csgo.
>>680920047
wow man, laser bolt at 20 seconds really fucked them up
>>680919221
At least no one has to worry about any future dental bill any more.
>Silver linings
>>680920258
this is why labs are literally the worst dog ever!
>>680919143
maybe Call of Duty has been right all these years.
>>680920063
That unlucky motherfucker. Wow. Another unsafe machine from the land of rice.
>>680920047
Source?
>>680918984
So sad killed for his ivory
>"Wait, wait, wait, it's just a prank bro"
>>680918845
this one has really got me curious. searched on liveleak couldn't find it. backstory?
>>680919116
>>680918738
exterminate all whites
>>680916176
man. shit sucks but his dumbass shouldn't have been sticking his hand in retarded places. Probably make a good OSHA training video
>>680920641
no
fuck niggers
>>680920561
wow
>>680918067
>when the bass drops
>>680916386
"hey do you want an antennae?" "sure". "here you go"
>>680920683
That's from the aborted Silent Hill game that was gonna come out right? (Pun intended)
>>680920727
lol tht fucking babby
>>680920635
Seriously? They pushed a metal scaffold into a high voltage power line. The reason they start smoking is because the electricity is cooking them from the inside out.
>>680920641
Found the Hitler!
>>680917981
FUCKING LAST STAND EVERYTIME
>>680921062
That's why you always wear gloves on the job.
>>680920613
The guy at the end
Here let me help you up
>>680919143
>>680919733
It was a TOW missile, intended to penetrate armor. The warhead is a shaped charge that is specifically made for destroying tanks or other armored vehicles. Don't get me wrong - those dudes were probably a bit fucked up, but it isn't nearly the same as any sort of APERS round.
>>680918845
>>680920635
that giant metal thing they were pushing hit power lines above them or something. Unfortunately was direct current. Poor bastards didn't have a chance to convulse off of the metal. Just had to sit there until they fried
>>680919260
Allahu Ackbar
>>680918692
lmao it took 3 seconds for the driver to even realize he was being punced
>>680920047
light saber?
>>680918110
>why did the car catch on fire
Mix Tape
>>680921163
Unless those poor bastards were wearing 1000kv rated, insulated gloves they were pretty much fucked.
>>680921276
>when you're late for work but have to clean your car first
>>680917623
They rolled that burrito
>>680918858
i dont often say that someone deserves to die but...
>>680921276
I'm glad nice girl didn't get hurt
>>680917528
How many obese americans does it take to stop the new 2017 Ford Pick Up?
>>680916658
omg noooooo that is so gross, i can never get past the first couple posts in these threads without feeling so nautious and scared
>>680921671
>How to train your nigger
>>680918845
Pretty sure what actually happened (no background knowledge, mind) was that that was an electric train track that the one on the upper left tapped the metal pole thing onto and it electrocuted them all. Hence the sparks.
So I'm thinking, at any rate.
>>680921554
He'd only come back with snacks :(
>>680921773
pussy
>>680921810
god i can never handle this one
>>680921350
That guy in the red shirt no fucks given
>>680920957
yessir
>>680917699
How's he doing? I heard he survived but was in either serious or critical condition
>>680918207
>america
they don't know what preserving ones race really is
>>680919030
>>680919146
Maybe he was some kind of male nigger witch or something. You can really get rekt ion Africa if your neighbours believe that you practice magic
>>680919932
You can see someone walking around on the right at the end not giving a fuck.
This is what China has become. Brutal, horrible deaths don't even phase people.
>>680918110
this nigger was probs huffing to get high
>>680922137
Just like rekt threads on /b/
/thread
>>680921919
Was that a fucking armchair?
>>680921276
BIG JOHN"S SPEED WASH etc etc
>>680918547
I almost thought the one in the white shirt was going to be the rational one pulling guys off like * what the fuck are you niggas doing * but nope he ended up doing the same.
>>680918850
>most brutal machine accidents I've ever seen
Funny thing, isn't it? Most rekt shit I can watch without wincing, but when I see machines or equipment I work with doing horrible things to people, it's... eye opening.
>>680922113
and he lives
>>680918728
This is always satisfying. I make loud wham noises in my head as the driver pounds the hell out of that shitstain.
>>680921554
>noodle delivery man training
>>680917475
Id still hit that
>>680922317
niggers be crazy
>>680918728
"Don´t Bring a machine gun to a bazooka fight"
>>680917981
>livin in murca
fuck that country sucks.
>>680921773
>>>tumblr
>>680920683
Im so fucking bummed they canceled this game. i played the demo all the time. got outside only once
>>680922282
Was at the scene of an accident the other day, pretty sure this rekt thread helps me handle the situation calmly. I looked at a fractured skull and I thought, "pfft, I've seen worse"
>>680920047
retard with the AK on the left at 0:11 shoots the rail and kills the guy in black to the right of him.
>>680921554
>get shot once
>keep coming
>get shot again
>k...keeeeep coming
>get shot a third time
>...ffff
I gotta admit, I am impressed.
>>680916176
sauce on this pls
>>680918984
Rip in piece Steve Buscemi
>>680917792
mfw niggers
>>680921397
No, nerve gas
>>680917699
thats GTA shit.
>>680920683
PT!!!
>>680916176
Holy mother fucking shit, you can tell that guy shat his pants. At least he died painlessly
>>680922113
that camp looked comfy as fuck
too bad it got blowed up
>>680921350
guy just casually walks away like "k now im hungry"
>>680918110
Cops tazed him. Guy probably sprayed a fuck ton of cologne to hide the smell. Cologne caught fire with the tazer.
>>680922678
good spotting i didnt catch that
>>680920641
>>680920641
>>680922683
oh god, poor thing... is she like missing part of her ribcage or something?
>>680918984
we've all had that feeling, when some tard won't shut up.
>>680922456
but why
>>680919250
Im an Electrician walked in on the rekage of a shit foreman. Dude fucking fried himself. Didn't take picks out of respect, and well the stench of human back. Blew up a fucking transformer room somehow. After math was fantastic and gorey, and melty.
>>680919260
two idiots:
>i'll just veer into the wrong lane
>that's ok, i'll just go full speed without considering other traffic although i have literally nothing protecting me
>>680919932
did he die? i cant even see what the fuck is happening or phathom what the fuck that * machine * is
to the anon wondering if the girl is missing part of rib cage she isn't its a condition which places the heart on the outside of the ribs. Normally it is surgically fixed and placed on the inside.
>>680916176
O Shit, yo - I heard about that. It was a printing press accident that happened in my country, and the next day that guy was all over the papers.
>>680920683
this is from a game
>>680922818
I have stuff too but i'm busy watching your
Take a break i'll dump some
>>680921370
Nintendo World Cup
>>680921375
ragemode.exe was trying to load up
>>680923267
second gif?
>>680921276
fucking parks pretty good at the end there
>>680923353
I hate you. I admire you but I hate you.
>>680922321
Ffffffuuuuuuuccccckkkkk that
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>>680923353
what country?
>>680923357
>>680923422
Well then, the thread is yours
>>680922321
christ i just gagged like crazy
>>680919367
what is it with women not knowing how to punch. who the fuck extends their arm and then just throws it ?
>>680923504
what do you mean?
>>680920337
firm belief in killing every single last Muslim indiscriminately
>>680921671
Fuckin China, man. Those gooks are damn dumb
>>680923353
Clever.
>>680923357
Nigga doesn´t even know how to throw a fucking molo, what a perkin culiao
>>680922683
was totally waiting for the alien to burst out
>>680922282
This is like some fuckin matrix shit
>>680916386
>>680922016
>>680922113
where can i watch these with audio?
>>680923880
>firm belief in killing every single last sand nigger indiscriminately
There you go
>>680917188
>mpw (my pixel when)
>>680923880
i agree, and christians, jews, satanists, hell any religeous people, fuck it atheists too, you know what, let's just kill everyone, TRUMP 2016
>>680917885
sonstabitchs back was on far at first, maybe he was bein tazered the reason he was penguinin, lol
>>680920613
>woah woah woah, you're dirtying your tire with the faggot under them! you dont want that trust me i got faggot on my tires the other day he just kept screaming its a prank bro
>>680922282
And I'm hard
>>680923880
we will
>>680924272
>NOPE
>>680920727
>no one cares about the kids
>>680921370
One first one elbows her, the last one gives her a front wedgie. Those cunts got what they deserved.
>>680921725
Just one
>>680923353
>that guy was all over the papers
toppest of keks
>>680918984
Story?
>>680918067
talk bout gettin drummed
>>680924272
I'm actually amazed by those webms.. were those cockroaches?
Also can you dump more like this?
>>680920258
here take this towel lol
>>680923871
there was a second gif of the guy on the ground all bloody
>>680922439
nice pun bro
>>680922113
really ? couldn't he just use a sniper ?
>>680918692
thats great, he waited for the 3 hit legal move, WABAMB SELF DEFENSE
>>680924484
>not naming it leg oppressing machine
YOU HAD ONE JOB
>>680920486
ikr
>>680924520
tooth fairy got sick of all his bullshit
>>680924544
Botfly extraction
>>680919787
I'm right there with you anon. Can't believe people still think this is real. Everything about the video is fake as fuck, but I guess people are being distracted by the gentleman's teeth situation or something...
>>680920337
racoons 1
terrorists 0
>>680924570
seriously?iv never seen the 2nd part to it,or i might have and not connected the 2 im not too sure
>>680921276
lel this song goes good with this
https://youtu.be/yu_l-b_FtiA
>>680918728
i like how the missle casually destroys them
>>680921450
finally a bus being on time.
>>680921810
Was this a nanny or a mother?
If it's a nanny how can you be this dumb.
Even if you think child abuse is okay for vomiting, there's no way you'd get away with this even without a nanny cam.
>>680917981
story?
>>680920337
This one really says something about these fucking ungrateful savages
>>680924779
yeah i only saw that the first time i saw the other one
probably saved it but webms are a fucking mess of mac so idk
>>680921919
acme inc
>>680921350
how did she die? she's got a nice fat ass that shouldve prevented death
>>680925063
the ass wasn't fat enough
>>680919465
well these goes California...
>>680924915
It's the babysitter.
Only white folk have nannies.
>>680924915
it was a nanny. parents thought daughter was acting funny. this is the first thing they caught on camera. the original video is over a half hour long. fucking nuts. happened somewhere in the Caribbean. really old stuff though. if i can find links and stuff, i will share them
>>680922603
no, living around niggers suck.
Living in the white places are pretty sweet. Too bad those are now fewer and fewer becuase cuckbama is dumping 3rd world niggers into white areas.
>>680924915
nanny
dad saw vid and like killed her or something
>>680920251
One less nigger.
>>680924484
I can't stand this webm
>>680924006
Underated/10
Lost
>>680920063
how long do you think he lived after the machine started to press him down? imagine the final 10 seconds of your life there. hory shiet
>>680919801
find ful vid on jewtube; guy holds on and survives like a boss
>>680924802
Amazing that it survived
>>680924544
>were those cockroaches?
no, mango worms
>can you dump more like this?
I can but I won't. However, if you really like that sort of thing, search for "mango worm", "botfly", "chiggers", "chigoe flea", etc.
>>680922280
shame on you for thinking better of them
>>680923032
is that actually doing any damage to the vehicle ?
>>680920047
>you will never know the source for this
>>680921370
That number 15 is a cunt. I hope she got kicked off the team.
>>680923632
Alberta, Canada
>>680924484
>>680924668
she actually starts having an orgasm here, it is not a leg thing.
>>680920337
We need to put these refugees on ovens.
>>680922317
>oh i guess this is my stop
>>680922893
At least post the full video/.gif faggot. SHirtless guy was picking on the white kid and the white kid was just kinda cowering/afraid to fight and fat boy comes up and it is like"leave him alone, fight me" and rekts shirtless kid.
>>680917792
reminds me of my cat when i catch it on the kitchen counter
>>680925251
Should have named it "Just walking the dog"
>>680918738
slavery was probably the best thing to happen to them, gave them a free ride out of savage tribal warfare into civilized white man's accomplishments
>>680916176
Worst nightmare as a factory worker
>>680920561
Lol fucking beaners.
>>680919932
This setup would literally be illegal in western countries.
You have to make absolutely sure that a person/his arm/tool/whatever doesn't get inside deadly machinery and you use metal fences, plates, warning signs, automation etc. to make sure it works that way.
Why? Because when you don't THAT shit will happen accidentally sooner or later.
The concept of "automated crusher with no safety fence or required user input" is just wrong on so many levels.
>>680920901
Underrated
>>680919083
story? retarded bungee jumper? retarded instructor? did they died?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CnSAvOVifpU
>>680924019
True true
>>680920641
Jokes on you. Those are niggers hanging.
>>680923632
Did you just retard.
new bread when?
>>680925566
why did that river snake attack the gazelle? amazing that it can survive without those organs tho
>>680923693
>>680923674
>tried 360 noscope
>failed
>>680918670
gettin the kinks out of them chinks
>>680924889
fucking kek
>>680925206
Especially the moment when you see the crusher plate approaching and the tiny gap that you might escape through....just got too small.
>>680920561
M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL KILL KILL
>>680922456
>top left corner
>the guy goes flying
MY SIDES
>>680924272
i just threw up all over, beautiful
