How long should my showers be?
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How long should my showers be?
3 hours like mine
>>680910215
what exactly is happening in this picture?
>>680910215
Yum
5 to 10 minutes
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6-7 minutes, 12-15 if you planning on masturbating while showering.
2 mins
30 minutes or you're a pussy
Long enough to get lewd.
Anywhere between 2 to 48.2 minutes.
>>680910215
30-45 minutes are paramount for the optimal showering experience, undergraduate research shows.
>>680910634
miatas?
>>680910215
15-25 minutes
>>680910215
quite long
Shower Keith, standing by
>>680910336
Prostate stimulation
>>680910765
love em.
15 minutes for cleanliness, 45 minutes for getting dirty, then clean
>>680910215
you should need a chair
>>680910904
Supra?
I religiously took showers to the entirety of American Pie back when my hair was short. Now it takes longer to wash it thoroughly.
>>680910803
I'd like to be stretched and stuffed.
I usually go for 25 minutes
though when I lived in a dorm where I had unlimited hot water I would go for closer to an hour and a half
>>680911309
same, though i prefer stretching to stuffing nowadays. anything past 8 inches is sensation lost
>>680911166
fucking love those too
15 minutes cleaning, 30 minutes making hypothetical theories on life and the origins of everything.
>>680911436
skylines?
showers while high are an astral experience
>>680911671
r32 masterrace
>>680911679
kek i used to smoke weed in the shower
I almost never go under 15 mins if I'm not pressed for time. I love showers. But I'm also probably fucking up my skin or something so take that into account. 20-25 minutes on avg. I chill, listen to a podcast, brush my teeth, ect.
I'm a cutfag, so I don't understand how someone could comfortably jerk it in the shower. Too much water getting in the way.
High on LIFE?
but for real i take 10 mins max
>>680911679
hard time staying grounded while in there eh
>>680911572
> "hypothetical theory"
>>680911396
Anything passed the second sphincter is purely psychological indulgence. And I love to get D's in psyche.
It appears I have chosen an optimal shower time.
I want to avatar as the narrator from arrested development
>>680911907
that one's my favourite of the skylines
that's a little pathetic
>>680912004
15 != 30-45
>>680912088
its so good. second best is the r31
noooo
Recently while trying to save on my water bill I've been listening to Pitt bull while taking showers, I'm now down to 3 minutes
Don't worry, it's not more pathetic than I already viewed you as.
Everything matches up.
>>680912290
agreed, though jdm isn't really my thing
>>680912550
kiss me
>>680912809
Absolutely never
>>680910215
Vi bezonas ĉio la ankvoj de estas varma
>>680912735
all cars types are interesting
have a muscle car
>>680912476
Kek
>>680912924
I am crying
>>680913055
You knew the answer before you asked, why put yourself through this pain?
>>680911940
ne, cocaino
>>680912004
average time for urination is approx. 20 seconds, depending across species and size
thats not what you had in mind was it
>>680912980
I agree, but I personally prefer sports cars as my favourite
>>680913191
s-sometimes
I like to hope that you like me now
>>680913285
So how far into dark souls are you now?
>>680913377
I do like you, just not enough for a kiss
or eye contact
or a hug
or a deep conversation
>>680913285
i lied that was a 240 with the new rocketbunny kit
anyway
sports cars are ok. but they are my least favorite tbh
i like them if they are riced
>>680913285
Jes, la gremlin esatas bela.
o/ mugen
>>680913553
>>680913441
huh? I'm in Archdragon Peak
>>680913556
but the riced ones look the worst
>>680913584
what?
>>680913252
I usually take longer than that, but that's because when I pee. I PEE.
>>680913914
rice is nice
>>680913914
Cool place?
>>680914032
nah, not always
>>680914046
it's pretty cool, yes
>>680913668
Kio langvo estas via nomo?
>>680913914
ĉu vi malsprita?
>>680914160
Noice
>>680913920
Saluto Snarf. kiel vi fartas?
>>680913920
ive heard the stories. do you work out? sometimes its just the water you inhale while exercising. a lot of people dont notice this and wonder why they pee
>>680913668
*lingvo
>>680911940
All day every day
>>680914019
Not a lot, just fought off a bout of crippling depression.
You?
>>680913716
>
>>680914937
th-that's fine I suppose
>>680914376
Yup, those are words.
>>680914502
No, just can hold it for a long time.
>>680915011
It is improvement from disdain
>>680912980
That's not a muscle car, it's an S13 with a rocket bunny boss kit on it, it's just a sports car with a mean front end and a duck lip.
>>680915115
hooray!
>>680914937
rage quit dark souls again. it has been a pattern for the past few days.
what were you down about
>>680914937
Kio lingvo estas via nomo!?
>>680915028
Ĝi estas lingvo, vi piĉo!
>>680915227
Sounds rough, I could never get into those games, are you having fun regardless?
I had a misunderstanding with one of my parents, it's not a big deal but I spiral into sadness easily.
>>680915299
psot strait stuff
>>680915536
its fun. i just get to the point where i decide to settle for the progress ive made and call it a night.
i am sorry to hear that
>>680915834
vi nigra bastarda
>>680915901
I have more or less gotten over it, I talked it over with someone and it made me feel a bit better.
I should play more games that don't require me suffering having to deal with Avery on my team.
I usually give myself one song. Generally 3-4 minutes. I have a shaved head though so i don't really have that much to do in there. How the fuck do you stay in the shower for 15-30 minutes? that shits crazy
>>680916135
play any solo games?
As long as your dick, so, like 3 seconds in OP's
case.
>>680916242
if you shave
>>680916066
Vi havas malgrande kaco
>>680916293
Not currently, I need to finish dragon age: inquisition but always forget about it.
Might by stardew valley since I'm a big harvest moon fan.
>>680910215
15-20 min is pretty average for a shower.
>>680916489
i speak only english, are you familiar with any mathematics? we could perhaps communicate via chaos theory and diagrams
>>680916494
I played a gba one but i dont remember the kind. i could never get the right one to love me
>>680910215
How ever long it takes you to to rub one out
>>680916584
1+1 = use google translate dumbass.
>I give up. I was using Esperanto... the easiest language to pick up. God damn it.
>>680916919
you know i could easily just refuse google translate in a vain attempt to passive aggressively communicate. but that would be fruitless. such is life trying to copy and paste your text out of a binary translator like the good old days
>>680916838
I played the GC one all the time, after I got the 1 or two girls I wanted I would have to go to the walkthroughs to get the rest becuase I run out of patience.
How's the comic coming along?
>>680910215
want shorter showers?
spider shower curtain and stickies.
>>680917328
there is no progress
>>680915891
Sometimes, I wish you were a chick.
>>680917593
skype me
elizabeth.raw
>>680917464
Oh, fair enough.
I continue to wish you the best of luck on it then.
>>680915161
i know
its sexy as fuck
>>680917740
youre too kind
>>680918123
Only to people that aren't Avery or Zac
the shower ends when his bladder is empty...
why are you mean to avery
>>680917688
Fuck, do I even have Skype still installed?
Because Avery plays Vayne.
>>680918435
he gets off on it
>>680918470
are you a boy
>>680910400
>6-9 minutes to masturbate w/o any content to look at
Wow. I take a good couple hours with content.
Also shower for 30-50 minutes.
>>680918605
no massaging shower head?
>>680918557
Snarf is a man, bby.
>>680918938
A cruel man
>>680918789
<3
>>680918938
you should meet some of the freaks and goons i have met on there. lots of group chats on zero things in particular. some pretty bad memers and lusty newfriends
I will never cup your face like that
all I feel is pain
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darwin kissy is abusing me
hi you~
>>680919105
Don't be that way, bby.
>>680919117
There's too many elizabeth.raw's.
>>680919439
ay are you a quaternion sempai~
>>680919755
im the one with the 3d green mandelbrot sortathing.
What is wrong with that?
Hi~
>
h-he's being mean
>>>>>~
How are you this evening my dear?
>>680918802
Anal stimulation makes it harder for me to cum, so...
Unless you're implying I put it somewhere else, to which I say, where?
>>680919755
Don't play innocent. I've read SnarfplanforFrank.docx
>Kidnap Frank
>Turn Frank into twink
>Hooked up to machines
>Rent Frank to anons
>Put Frank back onto machines between uses
He is preparing you for life.
I am amused. We are watching Arrested Development again. How about you?
I don't wanna be prepared for life
O-oh. no one told me about this.
I'm alright, was pretty down earlier as was evident by my inability to carry Avery but feeling a bit better now.
You better be. Graduation soon.
>>680920157
Frank you fuck, why are you posting caged sissies?
can't I just be a neet
>>680920606
It's the dark future snarf has envisioned for me
What is with all this boypuccy
I usually invite you, but you decline!
League only makes matters worse, really.
No, you have to support me financially.
Have some benis to balance it out
Long enough for the expecting mother's vapid friends to get good and tanked.
I will just move to canada
they take care of their neets there
just look at luka
>they take care of their neets there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yx-cWx9e1os
Oh, my.
I often play league while feeling down and lose since I feel I don't deserve to win and just end up playing terribly. I might have joined if I had known. I've never seen arrested development so I'm not sure if I would enjoy it.
Avery you will have to take care of me too, get a good job.
We only have two episodes left.
>>680920849
Well if you get off on being denied, while being fucked 24/7 then go for it.
>>680921020
Well I do like benis.
this is so much responsibility
I am sorry I didn't invite you kiss
you just never came the other times
Are they 24 minute or 48 minute episodes?
>>680921502
Tell me about your benis preferences
24
>>680921502
Capped
What he said.
oh yeah I don't have you on steam any more
>>680921654
Good benis? I dunno im a simple man.
I did not come, but I always felt good to be offered.
You removed me?
I have not logged onto steam in 5 months anyway it does not matter.
we should play games later, cheeto will go to bed soon and then I will be lonely.
>>680910421
>2 mins
Mate are you even using soap and shampoo?
2 min appears too short to get you clean.
>>680921906
What about the booty?
>>680921479
I don't. Nor do I want to be a twink like snarf wants me to
oh I do still have you
I just didn't realize you never logged on I guess
I may or may not play games later
I played 11 games today and lost most of them
>>680922158
I like Twinkies
>>680922158
>>680922158
>Nor do I want to be a twink like snarf wants me to
We need to see some proof of said beef.
I will win you some games I promise
It is fine if you don't, I can always go to bed early or something.
>>680922131
Would "Gropeable" and "Humpable" be acceptable responses?
move to england, they put convicted terrorists on english welfare after long enough, you should get in easy
>>680919117
?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn3vMyopjXI
>>680921138
me too
>>680921477
:)
>>680922026
i shower 2x a day.
>>680922469
Both are desirable properties indeed
>>680922487
what do you mean, "?
>>680921906
Liek anthro benis = best benis?
>>680922158
Good. Don't post yourself here, snarf will shame you for all time.
Moving to England would be nice
for reasons
Though I am not sure how well I would adjust to all those silly names they have for things.
I will see how I feel
wanna come watch the last episode and a half of arrested development
i don't wanna spoil the laughs when i watch them with z eventually
>>680922675
would you rather me have used "qo"
>>680922577
Sharks boys have pretty great butts.
>>680922699
Well, it had potential to be pretty good benis.
afk AGAIN
I shall do that
nevermind I will go do something else
>>680923024
I am hopefully a good example of that fact
>>680923024
Tubular benis is boring. the more knots, barbs, ridges on benis makes for good feeling.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqcTVVUFnKQ
o-oh
okay
>>680910215
Sauce?
>>680922887
I am sorry to have given you false hope.
I bathe.
Star fox is fun
>>680923266
I can safely say, yes.
>>680923268
>Barbs
>Get butt ripped up.
it's okay
wnna be a cuntboy
i wanna feel a guy's tongue digging into me vangina
>>680923477
Says "trunchbull" in the bottom right
>>680923767
You should take it for a spin sometime
>>680923867
Walker sections are kinda meh but they're okay.
>>680910215
I always take at least 40 minutes. Hm.
>>680923914
A ride about town?
Did i do the names correctly
>>680922407
I'm pretty slim. Snarf wants me to stay slim, forever. Then post my ass to put in his folder
>>680922699
You never divulged your musical tastes last night. I'd like to know if my hunch was right
>>680923305
Good tastes.
>>680923767
someone yesterday was asking if bloody anus fucking was a fetish, he might like being fucked with barbs.
>>680910215
About 4-5 feet
what an awful everything I can't even post in it
>>680924581
I do not share such fetish.
>>680924328
That sounds nice to me
>>680924514
no bulk up with muscle.
nd no i did not induldge in it.
>>680925279
>>680925279
Everyone get in here
>>680924831
hi :) thanks for the help
