Waifu claiming thread. The rules are very simple: >claim
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Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>shit post
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Ignore the RP
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Dio-sama...
Gotta throw out the piss bottles now.
>>680884814
Oh shit, what did you do?
>>680884740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJObEaY6afg
Akiko
>>680884507
Probably because I'm not a barbaric asshole.
Just regular asshole
Kurumi claimed
Obligatory claim.
>>680885053
Get your fucking shit band out of here.
Kyouko claimed.
Tenryuu claimed
>>680885118
So, what do you want from me to eat?
I wanted to sleep, too.
Hello to all lurkers
C.C. Claim
I forgot, I actually do have one super power
>pic
>>680885047
Where r the rest of ur arms
>>680885281
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-_cjgTz7ZM
I am be Angerous now.
Well it's 4 am so I'm gonna try and hit the sheets
Bye guys, I'll be back tomorrow
>>680885393
So triggered.
>>680885418
Night night, sleep tite, don't let the demons devour your soul in your slumber.
>>680885418
Night night, are you lonely. Oh wait, thats 3 am
>>680885516
see you space cowboy
>>680885418
Goodnight Aki, sleep well.
>>680885418
Night!
>>680885530
I am the demon
I am the danger
I. Am. Akiko
>>680885531
>>680885628
>>680885723
Thanks, guys. Goodnight
i cant find a good quality wallpaper of my waifu :,c
>>680885267
A-ah, I don't know...
>>680885418
Goodnight beautiful
I'm back what I miss?
>>680885418
Night bro. Thanks for the tips
>>680885780
That sucks, here have one of mine
>>680885897
Welcome back Shinoabro, what's up?
>>680885479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PmL1q0y-G0
come on this ones good
>>680885775
>semon demon
Fix'd
>>680885780
who's that? I have zero problems with Spike. There's loads and loads, and not even that much trash.
Fan art is pretty solid
>>680885897
..... A-anon?
>>680885775
3spoopy5me
>>680885965
thanks dude
>>680885786
I can hook you up with tons of Chinese food
>>680885775
It's what friends are for
>>680885780
Who is she? Here have the highest quality of my waifu
alright im back...fingers bleeding and all
>>680885897
use 'em
I'm out, peace
>>680885897
Hello smug princess
>>680886300
kagami
This Target never has anything good.
Fuck the waifu/husbando thing, IT'S FUCKING STOCKING!!!!! I love Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt! It's one of my favourite animes >3<
>>680886300
Welcome back Kagami, did you rock too hard?
Lurking while watching the fight
Target is like a bad wallmart
>>680886122
Please do....I'd love to eat with you sometime.
>>680886504
Hello Stocking, how are you.
>>680886342
yuuko!!! how are you doing???
>>680886434
just a lil bit maybe, i haven't played in a while, my fingers aren't used to it!
>>680885983
Went out with friends and saw kids on their the hover board thing while clicking away on their phones or talking on their phones. Guess walking isn't enough. How about you?
>>680886029
You're trying
>>680886300
Same. Just got back
>>680886309
Gotcha
>>680886342
Hello gorgeous
>intense lurking
>>680886579
I like Target, but I like walmart as well. This Target os 5 minutes from my house so.
>>680886650
And I'd love to eat you
>>680886686
I'm sure they will callous up soon
>>680886831
Convenience trumps most other factors.
>>680886796
shhhh people might get suspicious and thing we're alter egos!!!! i mean our waifus look pretty similar!!!
>>680886346
What were you lookin' for?
>Tsuyu is safe and sound, by the way
>>680886796
I've been sitting here watching Jojo the whole time.
I'm a very productive individual.
>>680886686
Ah, I see. Try not to destroy your fingers too badly.
>>680886685
Good, yourself?
>>680886686
HELLOW!!!
I'm doing just fine thank you.
relaxing. How about you Qt?
>>680886839
hopefully!!! then ill have gross hands lol
>>680887046
okay....i mean my fingers are already pretty bad lol
>>680887187
pssh you're the cutie!!! im okay yuuko, im doing the same...
Just went out and bought need for speed underground 2 and a gamecube controller
Fucking game doesnt work
Now im gonna try an emulator
I want to die
Claim
What's new, pussycats?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBdSqk78nHw
>>680885999
Nope. Trips but nope. Fuck off Kagami.
>>680887218
Well, your hands will never be as pretty as a certain someone's, so you may as well destroy them
>>680887479
Moo
>>680886029
I also just want to mention something about the vampirism
Earlier there were mentions of demon killing weapons so I'd like to clarify that Dio's vampirism does not relate to demonology whatsoever as it simply unlocks the body's hidden abilitties, or at least most as it brings a weakness to sunlight. When using a stone mask linked with the red stone of aja, it completely unlocks the body's power, removing the weakness to sunlight and bringing complete control over life itself, wich is what happened to Kars.
>>680886964
Agreed. The last name and hair are pretty much the same
>>680887046
Need to get back to it but I love total war too much lol
>>680887436
I want to get an emulator for pokemang
>>680887445
Nothing. You?
>>680887479
Hello holstaur
>>680887436
>need for speed underground 2
Nostalgia, what a great game.
>>680887555
Checked.
>>680886963
I would say so, I don't mind taking the drive though but it is 10 at night and this Target is also now open till 12 for some reason.
>>680887025
Thank you. Just some things to neaten up our room.
>>680887099
Doing alright, just following the lady around Target. Also trying to figure out what else to do, for some reason I'm really enjoying the stupid little "role plays" but I don't want to bother other people or break the rules ya know. It's weird.
>>680886839
>immensely flustered
You would? Making me nervous over here a bit.
>I'd love to eat you as well
>computer blue screened
>scared the hell out of me
>>680887555
trips confirms!!! lemme get my cheese grater!!
QOTT
Whatcha eat for dinner guys?
>3 busches
>>680887430
That good to hear!!!
>>680887445
Woooowwowoowowwooooowwooooo
>>680887479
moonpie
>>680887677
Wrong way m8
>>680887555
HOLY SHIT IS THAT A MANCAT?
Anyone seen Renge lately?
>>680887555
Moo.
>>680887669
Hi.
>>680887778
Fluffy hair.
>1 off.
>>680887811
But I liked this way more...
>>680887705
I go to 7/11 too much because it's all hours and close to my house
things are more expensive there and they do not have everything a grocery store had but I do it anyway
hours open is a big factor for me since i have no control over my life and stay up at all hours
NOBODY MOVE. I'M GETTING DUBS AND THEN I'M EATING SOME ASS.
>>680887436
Emulators+usb controllers.+HDMI cable to hook up to your tv
Do it all the time, plus you wont have to buy the games or anything.
>>680887637
Let me see that mask.. I for science.
>>680887677
>>680887811
checkin checks with cheks
checked
>>680887904
>>680887849
More like a womandog
Waifu: Cory Baxter Claimed
Are you cory? Cos you can come into MY house
>>680887849
I know where this is going, leave.
>>680887917
Died in 'nam
>>680887772
a granola bar so far....
>>680887849
Works if you're into loli and bestiality.
>>680887772
I ate a small fern.
>>680887669
>>680887778
Tom Jones is the dreamy that makes me creamy.
>>680887964
I have to say that I spend waaay to much time at 711. There are at least 3 within 5 minutes of my house including this new one that just opened, and by 711 standards its massive.
>>680887970
ass goes un-eaten
>>680887705
Majority of people dont mind too much.
Hell, its kind of fun!
As for the RPolice, I think they left a while ago
>>680888031
More than me :(
>>680888070
Mmm, tasty?
>>680888179
I just go for arizona teas and hot chocolate
sometimes one of their pizzas
>>680887772
A pizza
>>680887917
Was on 2 days ago (Yurop time), pretty sure. Unless we're talking about a different Renge.
>>680888001
Sure, take a look.
>>680887669
>>680887677
>>680888001
Fucking emulator is missing files
Tonight might be the night boys
>>680888311
my role play partner left with them
>>680887721
Your hands at least look tasty. Maybe fry them up with some season salt, maybe bread them
So cute
>>680887727
No regrets
>>680887904
Yes, his name is Okita. He is a cutey
>>680888475
>kagami
Guess who's back?
Sorry I left. I'm a pilot and had to do a flight. Currently on my phone at a hotel in Memphis. Everyone having a good day? I have pics from my flight if anyone wants to see.
>Azusa claimed
>>680888311
Yes but still. It's more along the lines that this is making me want to do actual RP again. It's something I haven't done in a long while but these cute little things make me want to
>Shrug
>>680888348
I go for a lot.. Food, alcohol, pretty much everything. It's not good.
>>680887772
Just mcdonalds
>>680887917
He isn't online
>>680887923
What have you been up to my dude?
>>680887955
Aw ok
>>680888001
Sorry for stealing
>>680888159
Oh
>>680888467
:O
>>680888708
that sounds an exciting job.
>>680887772
pasta
>>680888708
Welcome back Azu-nyan, hope you had a good flight.
~
>>680888801
That does seem troublesome.
I buy their taquitos too, those are pretty good.
I have been doing a better job of buying food for home in advance so that I do not make frequent trips.
>>680889070
Here's a nice pic.
Tennessee is an interesting state
>Azusa
>>680888475
You seem even tastier, and cuter.
>S-steam?
>>680889077
Heyo, Ruri. Glad to see you chilling around.
>>680888467
Bios? Those can be a real pain
So many frustrates....
>>680888423
Let me see how it looks on me. I'm pretty, but damn, that could ice the cake.
>>680888989
almost had them dub trips.. but alas, not tonight.
I've already submit that I simply am not a get man
>>680889077
~you too~
>>680889140
It's usually little shit. A bag of chips here, bottle of soda or a monster there, 6 pack of redds or something.. But it all adds up. I haven't gone in a while though now that I think about it.
>>680889281
hmmm, that looks a lot like where live, oh wait!! it is lol
I forgot how much I love Foo Fighters.
>>680889140
Hi Kiss.
>>680888654
That's the spirit!
>>680887772
Cashew pork
>>680889281
Oh hey, Memphis! I was born there!
>>680889320
Oh my
Wind was awful but I managed to take a picture of the Gibson factory. I like guitars.
>Azusa
>>680889491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbpqZT_56Ns
>>680885530
>>680886051
>Uses an over glorify 3D printer
>Some how best Faunus
Sure buddy
>>680889560
Dave's voice is heaven.
>>680889333
Sure
All you gotta do is get some blood on the mask while wearing it, all so simple.
>>680889478
>>680889503
Memphis, Tennessee partner. After I landed my buddy let me take his Cessna 150 and fly around the pyramid.
Had a lot of fun, even though I'm weaboo trash.
I'll answer questions if you have any. What did you all do today? I'm trying to get more involved in these threads and make some friends. Being a pilot I'm never home so I don't get many people to talk to on a daily basis.
DUBS GET
WHICH WAIFU ASS SHOULD I EAT???
>>680889333
Nice
>>680889753
i like how he can do that voice crack whenever he wants, it sounds awesome!
>>680888989
>>680889333
It was an unstable version of dolphin
Got it working now but the game is a 1.2gb download and my downspeed is mb/s
Prolonging suicide until then
>checked
QOTT: what is love?
Baby don't hurt me
Miho claimed
>>680888473
Was he 3 days from retirement?
>>680888708
Superior bass enters the ring
>>680888801
Nature of the site freind. Rp is an antiquated art and few appreciate it.
I know your feel, and it hurts.
>>680888943
Not too shabby
>>680889042
Spaghetti?
>>680889503
Sounds so good~
>>680889491
Snakes are for eating.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1WnPZMNJqo
>>680889999
>No more
>>680889847
im a stone's throw from you, tennessee is a nice place...humidity sucks though, how long have you been flying??
>>680889999
>Checked
>>680889999
its those fucking dubs-to-quads
>>680884740
claiming, sorry im late
>>680889874
Anyone but Azusa, please. Her purity is
Precious to me.
Should I keep posting pictures I took while flying or my waifu?
>>680889333
>I simply am not a get man
>>680889893
Yes! What's your favorite by them?
>>680890081
This snake is for eating out.
>>680889999
>what is love?
Quads is love.
>>680890001
Hello again Miho, one off.
>>680889847
I'm sure being a pilot is super fun though
>>680890041
All I eat on the weekends is Chinese food, I love working at a restaurant
>>680890087
>>680889999
Ermagerd, the digits. They repeat.
>>680889999
This is love
<
>>680890001
Hello beautiful miho
>>680890041
no, but he did retire from threads
>>680890196
that one....or long road to ruin, what about you???
>>680889999
>>680889999
you and your quads shinoa!!
>>680890001
Hello miho mi amie
>>680890087
I'm actually happy to see you! Haven't sene you post all day
>>680889764
Blood? Check. That was easy...
>>680889878
It's not my first time, you knw.
>e_e.gif
>>680889906
1mb/s? That's bad... Get at least 60
>>680889999
Gets are gettin get
>>680890171
Well, it's true. Very rarely, yeah.
>>680890100
Couple years. Not a major airline pilot yet. I just do flights for small businesses and stuff. Usually fly a Beechcraft Baron or something by King air. I'm pretty inexperienced compared to some of the people in my field but I've been studying airplanes and playing flight sims since 2nd grade.
>>680890314
Seen*
>>680890136
oh hello nano
how are you enjoying your weekend thus far?
>>680890129
been a while
>>680889320
Heyo, Hand buddy.
I'm glad to see you as well, but I don't quite know if you're chilling.
>>680889335
~Ananas could get jealous~
>>680890129
Hey there!!
>>680890212
God bless.. here I flipped for you because my autism bothered me
>>680890388
nice...do you fly any rotary wing? or just fixed wing?
>>680890309
No Way Back is probably my favorite. I know it's overplayed but eh, still love it.
>>680890407
hihi, been ok i guess, been a little under the weather but i think it's just a cold
and yours?
>>680890309
Kagami was my old waifu but you made me switch.
Kagami was the OG waifu. I don't like starting a waifu war, though.
Also, who the fuck decided it was a good idea to deface the pyramid? Last time I was here this redneck sign wasn't here. Might as well say "Welcome to TN, we fuck our cousins!"
>>680884740
I had a waifu for awhile
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
>>680890382
Fuck that was supposed to be 5mb/s
Its still really shitty
>>680890212
>>680890264
>>680890314
Hello. How are you guys doing?
>>680890087
>
Baking?
Baking
>>680890448
I could've done it too but thank you anon. I will use the flipped ones from now on to save you from your OCD.
>>680890736
Doing good, what about you qt?
>>680890783
Get edition.
>>680890736
Today was good. You miho.... mi amigo?
Put shinoa's smug here
>>680890643
Fine easy day of work and school is winding down nicely.
sure it's not allergies? I'm trying to fight that off a bit now myself.
>yuuko
>>680890227
God I could go for some lo mein
>>680890783
Wow two gets, neet
>Stocking
ZAP
I add all your waifu to my harem. Deal with it.
