Good evening Anonymous. I'm feeling a little under the weather...
But still! Come in for advice, fortune-telling, or a friendly chat.
>>680875743
Heya.
Why so under the weather?
>>680875743
>>680875743
boobs
>>680875972
Dunno. I've been getting sick a lot lately...
>>680876065
I will. <4
>>680876223
Yes, I do have them.
>>680876891
show em off
>>680877169
...she's making my replacement. Great.
>>680877207
Nah, I might have, but suddenly I feel very grim.
>>680877663
Y-you'll need a vessel for your soul after y-you become a corpse. You w-wouldn't want to become a zombie,after all.
this thread shall soon join the ranks of the skeletons
Anonymous and Marisa, I leave you the last bit of my radiating love. . .
Please try to share!
>>680877962
>>680877962
>>680878151
seems legit
>>680878249
C-come along Shanghai, we h-have corpses to prepare for t-the binding.
>>680878474
You better clear the uncanny valley by a mile!
>>680878934
Y-you have a giant turtle for a guardian, no one is g-going to notice.
>>680879171
That does me no good if I can't ever get a date again!
>>680879366
>again
>>680877317
I dunno, seems like a nice enough thread.
OP: how long until my next blowjob? Take a swing at that ball.
>>680879807
バカとは話さない方が良い
I swear my thermostat wants me to die in my sleep.
Is this good or bad?
>>680877207
>>680877663
You don't ask Reimu for tits, you ask for glorious armpits ~desu!
Official spiderman thread
>>680879927
>Your dick has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Pink", "16".
16. Days? Weeks? Hours?
Who knows?
>>680879807
I guess Marisa will always come over, anyway.
>>680881076
That's more like it.
>>680880738
You and me both. Mine's probably a fever, though.
>>680881697
Oh, I'm s-still working on her vessel...
>>680881697
My thermostat seems to go down over the night. Woke up today and it was on like 45 degrees.
>>680881076
this anon knows whats up
>>680881978
When did you become a necromancer? I understand you make puppets but I didn't know you bound souls to them.
Are you doing fortune tellings? I'll take one if you are!
In return, is there anything you wanted to talk about or get advice on or get off your mind?
>>680881978
At least if she's a doll too, she can't complain.
>>680882214
Ugh, that's horrible. I just keep fluctuating between hot and cold.
>>680882547
If you can give me a name, I'll give you a luck reading really quick.
I can't think of anything to ask myself, maybe in a moment.
>>680882234
H-how else do you think I make t-them move?
>>680883055
Yes...t-then we will all be happy...
>>680881978
Why have a doll when you can have the real thing~?
>>680883055
Alex.
>>680883181
H-how silly. Marisa w-will die far before I do; if I bind h-her soul, we c-can remain together as long as w-we wish.
>>680875743
hey reimu, you helped me when i was down once and i just want to say thanks again for your kind words. whats up with you?
>>680883529
Thats... very foreboding..
>>680883869
F-forever and ever....
>>680875743
Hey, when do you feel I will get an opportunity to get a job and earn for myself?
>>680877663
>>680877207
Don't worry Rei Rei, I'll show them for you
>>680883848
Ya these are nice people here. Nice to visit.
>>680883138
>>680883181
Forev. . er. . happy. . .
>>680883466
>Alex has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Void", "54".
Congratulations!
>>680884346
Riemu you ok? Don't look like yourself. Do we need to test you for demonic possession? Or did you just crack a little?
>>680883848
Thank YOU for stopping back by! I'm a little sick, but other than that I've been doing well. I've been watching a lot of old TV shows lately.
>>680884074
>Jobhunter has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Social", "46".
Try plumbing your social networks for friends and acquaintances who might be able to throw you something.
Everybody's cousin's got a job somewhere.
>>680884135
Sh-show them? Who said anything about a "them'?
>>680884021
>>680884346
H-Hey now... lets all calm down a little..
>>680884346
sorry to ask, but what does void mean in this regards?
>>680884985
L-let's proceed....r-ready Reimu?
>>680884813
>>680884985
Oh, it's nothing, don't worry. Alice hasn't finished the dolls yet.
>>680884928
Re:>>680884074
May I get a bit of a psychic push in order to make this a reality soon, as in days? Thank you if it proves true.
>>680885271
>>680885271
Most of the time your keyword would be a hint about some possible way to avert bad luck or where your good luck will be focused.
Void is... kind of a placeholder that shows up sometimes. It means nothing.
>>680885307
Yeah... I'm tired of getting sick and sleepy and hungry all the time anyway. Plus Marisa didn't give me a hug. Gensokyo here I come.
>>680885554
Do I just...
...you know what, I'll figure it out. One sec.
>>680884928
You can't stop me now!
How is everyone today?
>>680883055
That's the worst.
>>680884928
i feel you, just take your vitamins and oj/water and youll be over it in no time ^_^
>>680886138
There goes the lactating again...
>>680886145
Yeah, I seriously hate fevers and I seem to have had a few in the last month alone.
>>680885307
Are you scared to be alone when you reach your goal of immortality Alice? Do you plan so far in the future you forget to enjoy the present? Do you just enjoy your small group of friends that it pains you to see them go?
I can't tell why you want to bind people to these cloth puppets exactly but it won't end well. I don't know how to stop you but I will try until everyone here can clear their head.
>>680886529
*laughs softly* My goal has n-never been immortality; it is m-my doll that is Hourai, n-not I.
Immortality is for fools and grudges, not humans. My blood may be changed, but a human I am, not an angel nor devil, till the day I die.
>>680887337
They're still human beings living on planet Earth with you. Most of them probably aren't even that far!
I'll be arriving on earth soon, everyone! Await my glorious armada- I mean arrival!
~ Reisen
>>680887758
I see your feet already!
>>680887925
Who's she?
>>680887925
>>680888328
That's me... although it's the least like myself I might have ever looked. I'm not even sure what the problem is, it's just... off.
Oh, wait.
>>680888328
according to a reverse search its kuroi makoto from a vn called Koi Suru Otome no Oshioki Jugyou
>>680888572
jesus christ why
>>680889093
Thanks. Was asking cause she looked a lot like another character I knew.
Seems like everything is slowing down now.
>yawns
Reisen will save us...
>>680889325
That's cuz I'm not on here yet!
~Reisen
>>680889611
What'd I tell you? They draw near...
>>680886145
Long day but you kept me company well <3
~Reisen
>>680886337
More lactating...
What'd I tell you? They draw near...
lmao, losers
>>680890143
Whyyyyy... it'd be one thing if I was pregnant but it doesn't just...
>>680890143
why must you give me this fetish
>>680890358
*woohooos with u*
>>680890045
whatever floats your boat I guess. I have no idea how or why though.
>>680890045
This is fucking gold, thank you.
~Reisen
>>680890424
You look hot! Don't be so shy.
>>680890473
You don't already have it? That's just me?
~reisen
>>680890424
I know, hentai can be pretty weird sometimes
>>680875743
sweet
>>680891175
i admit nothing
>>680890424
It's just the one aspect of it I don't get! Of course I know why you'd wanna see breasts.
A-Anonymous, they're kinda small...
>>680891610
Reimu, steam please
BOOBS ARE MAJESTIC CREATURES. NO MATTER THEIR SIZE, BIG OR SMALL, THEY SHOULD BE CHERISHED, TOUCHED AND LOVED.
>>680891362
I like tentacles but belly bulging is no for me. Can't help but think of the anatomy.
ITT
>>680891896
>>680891694
Steam:BadBatchAddiction
Let's see what Gabe has in store today!
I HAVE ARRIVED! Wahaha~
Dead silent again. We should come up with something we can do.
>>680891996
>>680892887
You show up the second I make my dead silence post. The universe is just out to show me wrong this week.
>>680892905
>>680893038
Well, I do think we should find something to do, though! Ideas? <3
>>680892974
spooky
>>680892887
>>680892905
I TOLD YOU REISEN WAS COMING! AHAHAHA!
>>680892912
What's weird is, that face wouldn't ruin it by itself. He's kinda femmy, in a way. Nope. It's the facial hair.
>>680893235
The only games I can think of is those stupid "dubs" games which I do not want this thread to devolve to in downtime.
I guess we can talk about possible defense strategy's when dealing with the supernatural or dragons.
>>680893269
You sure have the collection. Let me guess you use pixiv or the r34 site?
>>680893785
How about hunger games? Reisen-chan, would you be willing to host one? I know it's not finished yet, but...
>>680893324
Mmh~ You betcha. Tell me about your night, love.
>>680893785
That's simple! I'd use Insanity to make the dragon think I was somewhere else while I kill it with a hail of danmaku-! Simple~ Any dragon that challenges me is a fool! Ufufu..
This is why I'm gonna OD again.
>>680894248
Ah..? But... it wouldn't be that good.. Well, let's se how many people would want that. everyone! Reply with a yay or a nay!
>>680893785
I could try a CYOA, but those usually suck on /b/...
>>680894262
You seem sure that would work. Don't let your pride get in the way of your safety. Dragons have powerful minds.
>>680894497
Sure I guess we can try one game.
>>680894131
I actually just find them on google images
>>680875743
Hey OP, hold my hand while I jerk off, it will cheer you up, I promise.
>>680894262
Ah, it's been pretty quiet. I think I'm on the last missions of the Protoss campaign already, which is... disappointing. I've enjoyed it, but I wanted more choices and a longer story I guess.
>>680894486
...s-seriously? You must have some real passion for /b/, huh?
>>680894497
Yay!
I think it doesn't have to be amazing. We really should finish adding the custom content, but maybe we can outsource that to the thread instead!
>>680875743
>But still! Come in for advice, fortune-telling, or a friendly chat.
How much rice for a blowjob?
>>680895119
You know that grows here... for free, right?
>>680895119
Did some say blowjob?
>>680895431
He should of offered donations to your shrine eh? hahahaha.
>>680894859
Then I'll use point device mode to destroy him, no matter what! Again and again, I'll come back until he gives up and dies like a good earth-lizard!
>>680895098
Mmh, I see. I'm sorry to hear it but there's always coop missions! I have tomorrow off!
>>680895694
>>680895628
It might have helped his chances... by a few percent.
>>680895707
Cool! Will you be staying up with us for a while, then?
>>680895707
Oh bloody hell. We both know that point device magic of yours is completely OP. The only way to counter that is if you are put in a place that doesn't follow logic and rules.
I have yet to find a place like that I can stay in for long.
>>680896397
Yes yes~ Of course I will! This thread seems to be in vain tonight tho
dont make me fuck you with my interstate cock
>>680896536
Keep in mind that it is an off day. Nobody was expecting us. Would you like to host a game though? Maybe that'll pull some folks in.
>>680896536
Post~
>>680896951
Off day? You have a regular schedule?
>>680896496
It is! So I have no reason to worry~ Confidence is all!
>>680896951
Mmh, we didn't get any replies saying "yes" so I think that's a bad idea...
>>680896982
Why so sad, sadRisa? <3
*hugs*
>>680897045
Yeah, generally~
>>680896982
-mumbles-
Get out of here with that cute face if you're not even gonna...
>>680897045
I announced it in my last thread, but yes.
M - 8PM
T - ???
W 8PM
Th- ???
Fr- 8 PM
Weekends will be question marks too. On the off days, I'll post if I feel up to it but don't expect it necessarily.
>>680897400
It's just my neutral mood, but i'll take the hug anyways!
*hugs back*
>>680897825
>>680897746
Come on, Reimu. Get in here.
*gestures*
>>680897746
If i'm not gonna what~?
-leans in and gives Reimu a long stare-
>>680897992
>>680898124
Ah?
>looks nervous now that two people are staring at her
Uh-.. umm.. o-okay...
>cautiously approaches
>>680898124
>>680898752
*pulls the reimu in*
Now kiss! Kissss!
>>680875743
HOLY FUCKING SHIT AM I MAD
>>680899193
Ah? Why's that, dear?
>>680899361
I work retail, and lets just say I'm concerned for how some people function in day to day life
Plus I had to go out and push carts and ruined the only pair of boots I had
>>680899193
Why though?
>>680898926
-squirms around-
Hey! Hey! I'll kiss her when I'm good and r-
>>680898926
>>680898752
W-We can't deny the bunny now can we~?
Would you mind giving me a lucky read? What info do you need? Or can I ask something specific? I'm also feeling kind of bad, so some fun fortune telling can cheer me up.
In return, ask a stranger with no prejudice anything, fam.
>>680899558
>>680899567
>>680875743
i want a fortune
>>680899558
>>680899567
*watches intently*
Ufufufu...
>>680899609
You can have all of that. Just give us your name, anon <3
>>680899667
Oooooh~
Things were about to get yuri in here and now people start to show up.
>>680899609
For mine, I just need your name. Or a made up one, it really doesn't matter. But same names do get the same fortune.
You can ask me about anything you like. My luck reading is pretty simple and only covers vague areas, but more info means I might be able to give you practical advice too. Or someone will, I'm sure.
>>680899869
It won't stop being yuri just cuz of that <3
>>680899558
See
>>680899549
also, I did a bad thing kinda. I figured 2 days was enough and texted her again. still nothing. Not giving up though, no matter how painful it might get sometimes, I'll either be dead or have a restraining order before I give in
-yawn-
I'm tired...
But gotta sweep, y'know.
I wonder what happens if I play hot potato with a hand grenade in here...
>>680899850
>>680900079
My name is César Orlando. General luck reading sounds cool.
Some love reading could maybe get my mind off of some people tho'. Ex-gf broke up with me a couple of days ago, and yesterday I dreamed with another ex with whom I dated on/off for years, and things ended bitterly. I can't get her off of my head after almost 4 years of breaking up.
>>680875743
Hello again!
I want to know what the week ahead looks like.
My name is Gigabyte.
>>680900577
The worst memory's linger long. But every time they show up you grow stronger with mental resilience.
>>680899667
Ahn~ No need to be so rough.. i'm not going anywhere~<3
>>680899869
It was the bunny ladys plan all along!
>>680899549
>>680900333
Ah, that sucks... I work retail too. It's... hard.
As for the texting... I don't think you should push tings so far as to get a restraining order..!
>>680900457
Bad things! on't destroy he shriiiiine... (destroy the shrine <3)
>>680900577
... Ah.. I think this one's for you, Rei...
>>680875743
I'm feeling like shit too... My name is Rutayu. Wouldn't mind seeing my own forecast
>>680900905
You sound like a transformer!
>>680901471
Hello~ What's wrong, Rutayu?
>>680901083
>>680901356
Thanks for the read, fam. I hope you enjoy your weekend, as short as it remains.
>>680901923
Ah... Goodnight...
>>680901223
>>680899667
Nice
>>680901356
Well, you see, no one ever Plans a restraining order, it's something that just sorta happens heheheh
Also, there was a new girl at work, really tiny QT that was all over me. Then I found out she was 16 and nope'd the fuck out of there
>>680901782
Losses of vision and hearing, blaring migraines and general cold/flu symptoms. Currently hopped up on medication too. I can't sleep well though.
>>680901923
Well I was giving advice that wasn't a read. Our reader is being lazy right now
>>680900333
Hah... well, eventually she'll either reply or... that.
>>680900457
It goes up your ass. Now sweep harder!
>>680900577
>César Orlando has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Cyan", "22".
Ohh.. I'm so sorry.. though your breakup could have had to do with that...
Hmm... what's the other girl like? Why did you break up?
>>680889611
is that you?
>>680900905
>Gigabyte has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Study", "26".
>>680901471
>Rutayu has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Black", "27".
Normal is not good nor bad. Your fate is your own this time!
>>680902162
Ahem.
>>680902131
lol... Yeah but you should try not to get one!
>>680902152
Jeez... How terrible! Whats causing it? Any idea?
>>680902379
Yeah.
>>680902195
-pulls pin-
Try me.
>>680901356
Roger Roger.
>>680902908
EXPLOSION INTENSIFIES
>>680902806
why you wear that?
>>680902162
lol, thanks for the advice, then.
>>680902195
Which? The one from days ago or the one from years ago?
Thanks for the read. I haven't been feeling too lucky in the last couple of weeks, but overall, it has been a good year. I'll pull through.
Well its late here again. I'm heading off to sleep now. See ya. And good luck.
>>680902806
Well that's the Idea hopefully
>>680902195
Well, I'm going to give her a few more days and then if I don't get a reply I'm going to bypass her and talk to her friend, who even though she hates me it seems, knows I care about her, just to see if she's heard anything. I'm more worried than scared right now, I don't want anything to happen to her
>>680876741
fucking usagi even follows me to /b/
>>680903123
What kinda question is that?
>>680903428
Goodnight, okay?
>>680903587
Just... Keep us updated and don't d anything oo bad, okay?
>>680903150
You will! Keep that attitude. Anyway, the one from years ago.
Most likely your brain decided that since it can't have this thing, it'll just pine away for some other lost memory of the last time you felt uhh... in control, or something.
They're really bad about that. But I wouldn't think much of it. You probably don't still have feelings for that other girl after all this time, and there's probably nothing left in that relationship for you, depending on what happened.
>>680902908
You will regret that! Full attack!
>>680903794
Reimu's right. That's probably... nothing more than an illusion, really, that your brain is coming up with to try and ease your suffering.
~Reisen
New thread?
>>680903794
Here, hold this hand grenade!
(AAAAAHHH)
