A civilization killing asteroid will impact earth in 24 hours.
We only have enough room in the bomb shelter for 20 /b/tards.
What skills/resources do you posses, what are your other qualifications and WHY should we take you in?
>>680872999
Bonus points if you're a girl and pretty
I'm in the military I can get access to fire arms easily (from UK btw)
My dads a butcher so I'll get some big machetes. All this is for protection for the future of our own lives and stability.
Make sure nobody gets it of hand if you know what I mean.
>>680873519
Cool, you can come on board. Can you hunt with those fire arms too? Assuming there is anything alive on the surface bigger than a squirrel.
I'm white
>>680872999
I'm a renowned tactician, recognized for my battle strategies on and off the field of Vietnam and Iraq. I'm also good with children
>>680874111
Also he has trips, let him in
>>680874503
Cringe. Keep this delusional paedophile out.
>>680874111
Every white housemate I've ever lived with had unbelievable body odor
I have a great personality...that's jus about it really. But still first come first serve yeah?
>>680872999
I'll please everyone everynight
>>680874790
We can pack a few febreze and fragrant candles.
I have no special skills or traits. I am average in every way and will not put forth much effort for anything. I skim by doing the bare minimum.
Thus I am the /b/tard that must persist into the new world.
>>680872999
You should let me in because I would be the last /b/tard Chad Hybrid, in hopes of me teaching equilality to both sides to further the human race, teach one /b/tards how to do things like play football, shot and discus, and lift weights, and teach Chad's what's it like to be a beta male, by kicking the shit out of them and impregnating there women with my superior hybrid seed.
>>680875147
You're allowed to hang around the entrance topside after the impact, but that's it.
>>680875470
We will have the ruthlessness of a /b/tard and the alphaness of a Chad run through a new human race
I know basic first aid and wound care, im a team player, have an IQ in the 120-130 range, fairly fit and not autistic. Ive also worked in water/sewer treatment and have knowledge of water purification.
Let me in. I'm a b2 bomber pilot for the USAF
I'm 22 and a above average male
>pic related, I am a transgender.
>>680875990
We do not need mental illness to taint the future genetics of the bunker population
Im a >gril and a good cook.
I have prior survivalist training (Army veteran), and am an incredibly skilled archer and hunter.
I can accurately hit from 100 feet on a moving target.
I can trap and fish, too, making my own tools.
Hey, you gotta eat, right? I'm your huntsman.
>>680875990
Would still fuck
>>680872999
you have to take me in because of diversity quotas!
>>680875801
>>680876209
You two are in.
>>680876208
Maybe...are you a q t? Post pic first.
I jerk off alot. So if you need someone to just jerk off im your dude
Have hatchet have hunting knives, flint for fire, whetstones for cutting implements, have firearms and ammo, knowledge of hunting, trapping, fishing, cleaning animals, can weld, solid understanding of basic mechanical systems, have made makeshift shelters before, basic understanding of water purification
Tl;dr am a survivalist
>>680872999
Been in the army for 8 years. Nurse and now a med-student. I have years of practice in emergency medicine and have been on the NRBC emergency team at the hospital for two years
>>680872999
Trips checked.
You don't need to. I'm OK with being kill.
I was Hitler in my past life.
I possess extensive knowledge of political systems. Without me, you will not know how to prevent the new civilisation from becoming a corrupt dictatorship, as will inevitably happen without proper guidance. I can manage the academic side of things, including teaching the new generation, and you can use me to offer advice on things based on what I know of similar past situations.
I played semi-professional paintball for my country for 5 years, stopped due to taking a computer science degree.
I do not have actual 'military' experience, though as a young boy I spent many years in Air Cadets and hold a private pilots licence.
I have great firearms and hunting /fishing experience with knowledge on radio communication.
My family have all been in the military (South Africa) , with my grandfather spending 9 years killing niggers in Angola)
Im a professional mechanic and did constuction including wiring plumbing and the works for quite a while. also im a good shot and trained with firearms and can hunt proficiently
>>680877596
Nice you're in.
i can make over 160 pizzas an hour
>>680872999
Firearm experience, survival knowledge, scientific problem solving mind, best morale booster you'll find and an excellent jack of all trades. Very adaptable to new situations with a fuckton of know-how.
>>680872999
Mechanic/combat driver here.
When you want supplies, you'll need to drive far and fast. A car won't be worth much if it runs like shit and swallows fuel like an Irishman at happy hour.
Vehicle maintenance, repair, tuning and off road and on road "obstacle negation" is a talent I've excelled in.
I drive efficiently.
>>680874883
If that's really you then I've got a bomb shelter that needs your services
7+1 ch.net/
this board
/res/5664989.html#5665151
I'm the guy you send topside first to check everything out, give me a knife, machete and a gun and a week, I'd have a sustainable topside shelter and steady supply of food and water in that time.
I'm a handyman, I can repair and build as needed.
>>680877884
Come on let me in
>>680872999
Skilled programmer, rifleman, and musician. I also have a working knowledge of physics and medicine. I'm quiet, fairly selfless, and I keep to myself with my books and writing.
>>680872999
if you modify that food growing operation to an aquaponic system, im available to maintain it.
if you need a white guy to work as a myco farmer, im available for that as well
basically, if you need a non traditional farmer with capabilities to grow veg, fruits, fish, and mushrooms and also knows his memes, im available
>>680878453
gl with that fallout m8, we dont expect you to make it so heres an empty can you can smash and sharpen for a weapon
>>680877884
Rejected. You'll probably have bullshit intellectual argument with everyone while we’re trying to fix the toilet.
>>680876677
>>680877149
Mediocre!
>>680878308
>>680877340
>>680877158
You three are in
We’ve filled 6/20 spots. Anyone who doesn’t make the cut can still bum around on the surface and eat our scraps.
>>680878130
Also have proffessional driver training and am an excellent chef. Basically if you need to know how to do something, keep from stabbing each other from boredom, get somewhere fast or need to replace somebody who is sick/injured I'm the guy to call.
I have experience in agriculture, both plant and animal. I can perform shop processes such as welding (arc and mig), utilizing a cutting torch, various other tools. I have experience in gunsmithing and extensive use of firearms. I know how to make trot lines, use various nets, etc to gather fish. I know how to reload ammo, including the process of casting bullets. I can tell you how to find and kill nearly every animal in the Midwest United States. I know how to operate vessels and navigate large rivers safely. This is just off the top of my head.
I'm a feminist and if you dont let me in you're sexist and raping me.
I'm a biopharmacist, I know how to make drugs
I know chemistry
>>680878897
Found dinner. Does that mean I'm in?
>>680878873
Trying this hard
>>680872999
Trips I want to kill tai Lopez am I in?
>>680878897
You're in. You will be used for breeding.
>>680879252
Lol
>>680872999
I have an 8" long, 6" girth cock, I always blow huge loads, I will rape and impregnate every woman in the shelter, and then rip your cuck asses to shreds. None shall defeat the power of my nigger cock. I shall further the species; you dumb cucks will just sit there stroking your neck beards, fantasising about your Uncles.
>>680879348
Get off your phone
I'm a botanist, I'll bring a variety of seeds for crops, and we can recycle our shit into manure to grow them.
>>680872999
I'm really good at fuckin OPs mom
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
>>680879460
Nope
>>680872999
I'm a Syrian refugee
I have knowlege in bioengeneering alge and electrical engeneering knowlege focusing on generators and have had a hobby of making small engines and homemade guns and ammo all my life, fostered by generations of my famly doing so. Before i got into bioengeneering science i was a infectious desease physician.
I can feed you, provide you warmth and protection, keep you from getting sick, crush your enemies, and teach sustainability . If you chose to close me out i will be your enemy, if i survive i will eat your face and poison your children with sickness.
>>680879460
Get off your computer
I'm a bottom
>>680879764
Nice
>>680872999
Me; air quality and ventilation specialist, formerly worked with water purification and quality control.
My girlfriend; Botonist and nutritional expert, works to help schools and organizations maximize food usage
(Also kinky and dtf)
Both swingers..
Where is OP?
I am the fastest learner anyone I have met knows, this is not my own comment of my skill but one others have told me. I have the inate ability to become highly skilled in any job/trade, I am a very valuable asset with a wide skill range. Highly dependable and come complete almost any task with very little guidance.
>>680872999
I'm a vet, which means I can perform surgery, and perform post-mortem checks on animals before eating. I know all about zoonotic diseases and parasite treatment and prevention. I also have access to antibiotics, surgery kits and powerful drugs/painkillers. There's also the option of lethal injection (humane death) for anyone suffering from terminal injuries or illness.
I'm young, able-bodied, work out frequently, and have no illnesses physical or mental. Shotgun bottom bunk.
>>680872999
I can weld, blacksmith and other metalwork, as well as some basic woodworking and gardening
>pic unrelated
>>680872999
Im a good liar so you idiots would end up letting me live regardless.
I'm an atheist that will provide you with only the finest intellectual debate.
>>680879694
>>680879483
>>680878873
>>680878673
>>680878638
>>680880301
>>680879993
You and the gf both are in, but you must share
>>680880284
You're definitely staying on the surface.
14/20 spots filled. Only SIX left
>>680872999
I'm the token mixed guy, also a chef so I can cook everyone some pretty fucking tasty food
>>680880690
Meant to say
>>680879694
>>680879483
>>680878873
>>680878673
>>680878638
>>680880301
You guys are in
>>680880690
Thanks based OP
>>680872999
I'm pretty good at Civ V so if you need someone to organize the empire after emerging I've got you. Also I'll shit in the air vents
i can wear a wig and learn to take things in the butt.
>>680872999
Electrician
>mfw you won't survive without me
>>680877884
>>680878745
Fuck you! Enjoy your undemocratic, barbaric society! I'll make a democratic utopia on the surface. Then we will democratically bomb the shit out of you!
I am a dust mite, only feeding off the dead skin that drops off you, so no worry on food.
and im smol. wont take up much room.
pic related at a party. lost weight since then
I know how to suck dick and turn the cum into food
>>680872999
I'm fairly good with computers.
also I'll suck your dick.
im underage and will trade anal for shelter
>pic related
>>680881429
>>680881432
>680881429's poster here...
Well I guess I can't compete with that.
I can provide a lifetime of spaghettis, I usually carry a lot around in my pockets
>>680872999
I'm a doctor. I've gone down the pathology route, but my basic training is still intact, as is my 4 years of medicine at university.
>>680872999
question. where are the fluffy clone vats?
I can cook. I have a degree in computer sciences and im white
I can cook, organize, clean and troubleshoot. I can help keep everything running smoothly, help overcome problems and I learn how to do new tasks quickly.
I can also shoot pretty well and know how to handle a range of weapons.
I hope you don't mind me bringing my life partner with me. Pic related
>>680872999
I have an ass
>>680872999
I'm Mexican
>>680872999
I'll bring the weed
>>680872999
im an expert in human behavior, great administring shit and good with words. i can make the stay there pleasant and organize the society inside it so we dont kill eachother, also i got a lot of weed
Itt: OP trying to hide the fact that he has no skill whatsoever and fantasising about being locked up with military dudes.
>>680872999
I will probably try my earnest best to kill everyone and then off myself. That way, Earth can finally be purged of us.
Former U.S. Marines. Infantry. I also have a black belt in jiujitsu and spent a year in Thailand and fought 28 times.
About to get my PhD in chemistry.
I can make any drug you want. I made meth.
>>680872999
I voted for donald
>>680881432
Enjoy your ban.
>>680874519
kek
I would pretend to be a girl. And all of you are my boyfriends.
I'm a jew, the new world is gonna need some cucks.
I'm a medfag AND in the army. That means I'm trained in combat, treatment of combat related wounds (gunshots and stabwounds) and normal med knowledge.
I can lead people but also can obey orders.
Sporty, young.
I have 10 years of quality memes stored on a 3 terabyte hard drive. Would you risk loosing world largest rare Pepe collection?
>>680872999
I can deep throat
I'm an annoying female. (;
>>680872999
I'm a clinical pharmacist with knowledge of natural product therapy which would be especially helpful if we are out of medications
>>680881429
You're out, computers would be mostly useless after the crash. We might trade with you every now and then.
>>680881641
>>680880309
You two are in
>>680881831
You're out, and we will take your weed at gun point.
>>680881745
You are in, but we are going to eat your dog.
>>680881918
We'll eat you too
17/20 spots filled
im a machinist and welder with some carpentry skills , also have knowledge of first aid and boy scout skills. im also great with counceling people.
I'll start my own bunker with blackjack and hookers
>>680872999
I've got some super dank weed
>>680878313
with exercise? he'd be a great punching bag.
i will provide protection being 6"4 and being a very big gun guy and will put myself in stutiation were i know i wont make it out
>>680882811
No they wouldn't you dumb shit. A meteor big enough to create that much damage takes the whole earth down.
>>680872999
i got the force awakens on blu-ray
Although an underachiever; my knowledge in chemistry is not to be taken lightly. You would be surprised how much falls under my area of expertise. Whether you need medicine, poisons for hunting/trapping, or resolve a matter of illumination or electricity, I can help.
While a bit older than many would feel a survivor should be, I have extensive experience in teaching, and can definitely pass on my knowledge before I die. About my death, it will probably be sooner rather than later; as sadly I have a terminal disease.
I've said all I needed to say. If you want me, just say my name, and I will knock on your door.
>>680881240
Perfect roommate 10/10
>>680882811
>i will provide protection being 6"4 and being a very big gun guy and will put myself in stutiation were i know i wont make it out
I am an extremely fit, 20yr old male. I'm sure you can find a use for that. Also I am really knowledgable with computers, farming, and can bring culture to the place with my writing
>>680883232
also hick can fix anything with nothing
I mean, I have mild autism but i can keep you all entertained
I am a 15y old male, live in australia and work on a large rural property, therefore i have basic-semi advanced knowledge on how to build shit, i can drive heavy machinery (not of much help but hey) i can study and become advanced in whatever occupation you want as i am still young. Basically a pretty handy youth who will study an occupation of your choosing to better the new world
>>680883246
Also the writing can be used to pass on the chronicals of the mighty fucking fag OP
>>680883441
Underage b&
>>680872999
-knocks on door- Hello, I'm totally not a mutant can you let me in
-deathclaw sounds being made on the door-
I have knowledge and practice in mechanics, welding, metal working, electricity both residential and industrial. I also can play a guitar.
>>680872999
im vegan
you're welcome
>>680883604
Im on with my parents permission ;)
I'm a sociopath. If you need someone killed, I'll do it for fun. Also, I know how to take my thumb off with magic tricks... so there's that.
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
read em and weep chads, i have been training for this day
>>680872999
I climax extremely quickly so I can help repopulate the world quickly and efficiently.
>>680883778
triggered.
>>680884254
Kek
>>680872999
I'm a mechanic and engineer. I also am working on a botany degree.
Three spots left, we need to get pickier.
>>680883163
You're out. I hope you don't write your cover letters like this.
>>680883150
You give up too easily, you’re out.
>>680883143
>>680883161
>>680883439
>>680883441
>>680883778
Mediocre
>>680883032
No thanks, we have some already.
C’MON WHERE ARE ALL THE CUTE GURLS, WE NEED TO REPOPULATE THE EARTH
I know how to build a basic 8bit computer so if evrrything is lost we can at least start over from there
I'm a priest, but an unbeliever. That means that I know the mass control game; but don't swallow the bullshit. How do you plan to lead a pack of survivors? What assures you they will not revel and each try to go on their own, or sacrifice the rest for their own gain? They need to be afraid of something greater than them; they need a reason to follow morals aside from just their goodness of their heart.
I will scare them to death, the fear of God. They will go to sleep praying and wake up thanking divinity for their mercy. They will work for free, they will work happy, they will value life, and whoever tries to change our way of life will be immediately killed. They will have a reason to live, a drive.
You need me.
I can supply us with banana pictures that I really really like
Geology student, and 4:07 miler
>>680883441
Also i am small so i can fit in tight places, ill be the front line, and i can be a good scout if needed
>>680884487
You kicked out fucking Walter White? Nigga u dumb.
>>680872999
I will be everyones butt slut
>>680884755
Agreed
>>680872999
Good at sailing gardening, therapy, and I work well with livestock. Not horrible with a gun but I have to aim for like te n seconds to get a good shot, no good in a firefight. Premed so probably more of a stitch-em-up type.
>>680872999
I'm a motherfucking GOD.
>>680883441
Being able to learn things would be fucking useless if everyone who could teach you things is dead
Fucking retard
>>680884768
The botanist is taking this one elsewhere because we are lacking butt sluts.
>>680885082
Hnnnng can i have some seed first master?
>>680872999
I give free blowjobs and I love to swallow cum
I have extensive knowledge of have to fly a plane, as i have been a military pilot and a commercial pilot. I also know how to fly Whats the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
A hippo is heavy but a zippo is a little lighter (including double rotor helicopters) i also know how to work on all of these helicopter and planes and am currently studying to become an engineer, namely an aeronautical engineer, which will be helpful for building aerofoils when needed
>>680882753
How about you let me in so you don't die of infection you son of a bitch
>>680885354
Apparently i also paste random jokes in my posts...
I can make hipster coffee.
>>680885346
Lets be cum sluts together anon?
>>680885319
What kind do you want? I got tomato, corn, onion, wheat, and my seed. I'll be generous and give the dirty slut a choice.
>bringing my whip, lube and rope in my apocalypse bag.
>>680885346
The botanist takes this one too.
>>680885645
HNNNNNNG coooorn
>>680885757
Very wise choice, but you have to beg on your knees like a proper slave.
i hate black people, now let me in.
>>680885944
Pleaaaase master can this little slut have some seed?
>>680884509
>>680885354
Useless. We are not that ambitious. Are priorities are to scavange enough rat carcasses to feed everyone, not rebuild a high technology civilization.
>>680884574
No we don’t
>>680884921
Surface
>>680885366
Say please
>>680875990
fake
>>680886088
-runs a bag of corn seed across your lips and slaps your ass hard- beg little slut, beg!
Because I am a transcomache AH-64 attack helicopter with 30mm nose cannon and hellfire rocket pods.
Plz let me in.
>>680886330
Harder please slap me harder master i love it when your rough
>>680879694
I also have a hot cousin with no skill who wants in, female 28. No skill. If you let er in you can attempt to impregnate her first.
Im australian, I dont eat much, I was ex army and retired police officer
Do it
will be cum slut for hardcore drugs, let me in
I CAN PLAY FLUTE WITH MY NOSE
>>680886450
-shoves the bag of seed in your mouth and pushes your head to the ground, raising your ass level to my cock, slapping it and firmly grabbing your ass- that's it show me what a filthy whore you are.
im a legendary memer, known as one of the best around the world. I help dying people with sick mays mays
>>680872999
Check'd
I know accounting
>>680886163
So you don't need a GOD..........I could help you so much........Guess its time for Operation 0...enjoy a death worst than being reincarnated
I'm a pretty good musician and I can fish, sail, construct canoes, and also I'm a dank memelord
>>680886871
Fuck me master make me your little cum slut im worthless i was made to pleasure your cock
>>680887008
go to bed kid.
I know how to grow high grade marijuana indoors.
Plus I got a bag of chips
I'm a navy seal with over 300 confirmed kills and i have training in gorilla warfare
>>680872999
Mechanic, welder, precision machinist.
>>680887117
Hmmmm a kid telling a god to go to bed. Hmmmmmm you go to bed you tiny pimpsquichk, I'll just be creating my personal army.
>>680884048
awwww ssshhiiieeeeettt,,, dat nigguh gots a rings o powa!!!
>>680874790
that's because people sweat when they work.
not that you'd know anything about that worthless nigger kek
>>680886163
Please
>>680887111
-squirts a generous amount of lube across your ass and penetrates you with two fingers, working them deeper as I use the other hand to stroke lube onto my own cock, running the head slowly up your thigh- beg for it and you'll fucked like a cum slut deserves.
Fuck you OP, Caesar will come for your pitiful bomb shelter and turn your women into slaves for the praetorians.
Op do another set, I wanna see if I got in fagg
I would be the fuck toy. Anybody is welcome. As long as I don't have to do anything else.
I won't kill you. Probably.
>>680887609
Your in
>>680887609
The botanist claims this one as well.
You took like 6 army guys with the same skills and passed the first mechanic. I don't want to be in your shelter. You're not delegating seats very well.
>>680887509
Please fuck me i cant take it anymore i need that big thick cock inside me Master
>>680886570
Eh, why not.
>>680886669
> I was ex army and retired police officer
Sure If you look like the pic
>>680886456
We will take your hot cousin.
20/20 spots filled, including TWO women
EVERYONE GET OUT, WE HAVE TOO MANY MOUTHS TO FEED
Substitutions are still possible if your qualifications are better, or you are a woman of breeding age.
>>680887716
But what if you wanna fuck or get sucked and bot person is busy with plants and shit? Im open 24/7.
>>680887813
Forgot pic
>>680887739
Wanna join Caesar's legion? You can have your complimentary sex slaves and sword after you've survived a couple nights in the gladiator pits
>>680887841
Nah you can suck the botanist while I work. I'm always open. I never turn down a soul in need of cum.
>>680872999
I have military experience, now plumbing, welding, carpentry, and have some construction experience, and smithing in general. I have a small arsenal and can get access to more guns, supplies, and other necessary items.
I also, have a degree in biomedical engineering and some knowledge of technology both consumer and industrial.
I'll leave my application at the door.
>>680887813
> sure if yoy look like the pic
What? Also have fun with no enforcer faget
>>680872999
I am very good at brewing beer. We will need lots of this in order to retain our sanity in the bomb shelter.
Umm... I know how to survive on my own shit. Literally.
>>680887756
Such a good slave aren't you... -presses the head of my cock against your hole and slowly slides the length of my cock inside of you, until my balls are touching skin, cock throbbing inside of you as i lean forward and grasp your neck, and begin thrust hard and slow-
>>680887981
Know* although spell checking has always been a weakness of mine.
>>680888079
there's like 6 guys with military experience.
>>680888252
Hnnng hnnnng more i want more faster master fuck me fuck me!
>>680888297
Shhhhhh
Also theirs no cultural diversity, yous need an aussie.
come the apocalypse, I will ride on, Shiny and Chrome.
>>680872999
>running on diesel
No thanks, ill take my chances outside
>>680888434
We don't need a shitposter.
For all we know, you'll be in charge of communication and banter the last remaining bastions of humanity to death with your shit upload speed.
>>680888387
-begins slamming my cock into you as fast as i can while slapping your ass hard and squeezing your neck, using it as leverage to thrust deeper, my balls slapping hard against you each time- mmm you're such a filthy cum slut aren't you?
I am an old world Slav. I can make drugs out of almost anything, and I'm really good at Street poker. I can also squat for days on end so no need for my own room.
>Pic related is me
>>680888662
Hearty kek anon.
Rip me then
Former mil,trained in radiation protection ,currently working as a reactor operator. Degree in nursing. Can I come in?
>>680888556
fffffffffffffff,
almost doubletrips.jpg . . .
f
>>680888757
Yes im all yours master please cum for me i want a thick hot white load please master
>>680888841
You'll be honored with a toast to the gods of Australia.
>>680884608
Fuck you. I was going t post a banana.
Lmaoooooooo you plebs im gonna walk to the moon and count my days as I passby the now destroyed earth, mars, Jupiter, Saturn & ur anus
>>680889122
Aus gods?
So like the fags the abbos believe in?
Im fine thanks.
>>680889085
And where do you want my cum? -keeps thrusting as hard as i can while i try getting my cock as deep as it will go, slapping your ass even harder-
Im not autistic
>>680889220
Nah, the great kangaroo of the outback and the Aussie isps.
I grew up in the countryside. I can start a fire under the rain, find edible plants in most western environments and garden them.
I can track and hunt decently, set traps to capture animals, prepare and cook them.
I know how to cut trees efficiently without killing myself, build basic wooden structures and make charcoal out of the remains.
4 years in the Army, I am a decent shoot, self defense and martial art basics.
Actually you know what, fuck you I'll be better by myself than with a bunch of /b/tards.
I'm 350 lbs. you'd be able to survive off I'd me for years. My fat would be an excellent kindling
I can make PB&J samitches
>>680872999
I can post dank memes
>>680889193
Walk to the moon? Kid have you passed 8th grade yet? Fuck off /b/
>>680889395
> aussies isps
Kek
Funny thing to mention, I have the NBN which is meant to be fast, it gets like, 400kb down.
Kill me
>>680889348
All over my dirty whore face master
>>680872999
I make excellent coffee. And have excellent horticulture skills, could grow some dank weed for the apocalypse
>>680889556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzjtPtOH-Hg
>>680888832
>>680888123
>>680889406
You're in
>>680889374
Neither is Chad botonist
>>680889556
Again no computers
19/20 spots taken
>>680889643
>400kb down
Holy fucking kek. I wish I could give you some speed. I get upwards of 1.2gigs a second, thank you based Google.
I was a Boy Scout and I didn't get raped and I'm also proficient in shooting and can weld
>>680889804
Wonderful. I'll start by brewing up a nice oatmeal stout. Lots of vitamins, so we can keep our strength up.
>>680889686
-slides my cock out and moves to your face, firmly grabbing your jaw forcing your mouth open as i stroke my cock to climax, causing strings of thick cum to spread across your face and into your mouth- A cumslut who begs gets fucked like they deserve.
IT specialist with extended knowledge of air filtration systems. knows how to survive of the land and grow my own food can handle firearms
>>680889944
Thats like the norm down here.
Its an upgrade from the <30kb I had before nbn
Please anon.
>>680872999
I am a military veteran, as well as a well-rounded telecommunications expert. VHF/HF comms, cable installation, communication tower repair and maintenance, etc. I'm also a hunter. Oh, and I tend to be a cool head under pressure.
>>680872999
>Posses
Looks like the shit-speller won't be making the cut.
Nice trips tho.
>>680872999
thank god those diesel generators are quiet
>>680890053
Last spot goes to you
>>680889962
Everyone is good at welding in here
>>680890037
Already have air specialist
>>680889773
>>680889637
>>680889193
y no1 giv me attenshyun :(
>>680890043
Gay marriage is legal in the US, we could bro it up and you get a visa and I get a nice dependent for taxes. We don't even gotta interact, just tie the knot sign some documents and bam you're a legal citizen.
>>680889804
I was a corpsman in the military and studied meteorology in college.
>>680890031
Moans thank you for that big hot juicy load master anytime you want i will take care of that big fat hard cock.
I can fit my whole fist in my mouth
>>680890318
The botanist is taking this one too.
>>680890231
Hey fag chooser, you completely glossed over me.
>>680887981
>>680890270
plize giv attenshyun :(
trauma surgery fellowship rn
Degree in pre-hospital medicine. Degree in engineering. Military service. Extensive hands on skill in machining, fabrication, and prototyping.
>>680890273
Fucking kek.
You alright with no shoes, vegemite on toast, and my pet ferret
>>680872999
I can fix anything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8J5mImoq3U
>>680890295
I'll keep you up to that, I'll have need for my new butt slut again. Now clean off your master's cock like a good whore.
>>680890499
I live in southern Florida, no shoes is a lifestyle.
Vegemite is alright, too bitter for me but I don't have to eat it, and I love all animals of all kinds. I live on 30 acres and own a small self sufficient farm and livestock.
Clinical psychologist, useful for when the inevitable depression sets in and preventing us /b/tards from an heroing or going on homicidal killing sprees.
Also knowledgeable in hunting, fishing, fire arms. Limited but useful knowledge in construction and vehicle repair. Good physical condition
>>680890563
Mmmm its tastes so good master are you gonna fuck me again soon i love feeling you deep inside me.
>>680890715
Do you yell alot?
All the americans here yell, and on the imported tv shows they always go like.
'WHAT IS AUSTRALIA'
We also should chat somewhere else m9
>>680872999
I can clap with one hand
>>680890771
If you beg I might. It's hard to say no when you beg. But this time I might fuck that tight throat of yours.
>>680877149
I laughed
>>680890867
Only when I get completely blasted and decide to play Santana at 3 am. Other than that, I'm a fairly mellow dude and keep my chill, but I have been told my voice can boom and fill a room sometimes.
>>680890875
Oh yeah? Well I can clap with no hands. Fucking Aussie prick.
>>680890875
>>680891133
I can clap with both hands, I know it's fucking magical.
>>680891070
Sounds alright, thats the same with me. Im a pretty chill quiet dude. But my voice can go pretty loud.
Im gonna bring some Spider bros too
>>680872999
1. ill leave you alone if thats what you want
2. 1
>>680890955
Pleaaaase fuck my dirty whore throat master
>>680872999
I'm not a furry, weaboo, neet or any other kinds of shit.
I'm basically a normie.
>>680891274
Just keep them the fuck away from me, can't stand the things. Snakes and all other assorted crawlies I love and have owned. But snakes are a no no. I even owned a scorpion that have birth to young and raises those. All in separate cages of course, but it was pretty gnarly.
>asks for pretty girls
>gets men in skirts
32yo pretty good looking woman who loves to cook. can make clothing. I have a 7yo daughter with me
>>680872999
I can extract the square root of any integer, to an accuracy of two decimal places, in my head. Am I in?
>>680872999
my skill is to kill all btards that are more skilled than me in less than 24 hours
>>680891501
Spiders* wow my speel check is shite.
How big is the asteroid? Are other civilisation affected? if the asteroid is too big, will the re-entry burn the oxygen off the planet? What are the ripple effect of this asteroid? Did it ripped the Ozone too? Did it carried a strong radiation presence due to some unknown phenomena? Rule of thumb for asteroid, if its not the size of car, no matter where you are people will die and only the lucky one will survive. Its a roll of the dice, something out of our control and difficult to predict.
>>680891255
I can give out the clap.
I have no useful skills, but I learn quickly and I'm too beta to complain, so I will continue to work until told otherwise
>>680872999
>seismic joint
>>680891501
I love how this thread has turned into
> 2 fags corn rping
> 2 fags talking about god knows what
> dumb kid
>>680891785
Would you like some corn too? The botanist has plenty to share!
>>680872999
I am a font of random knowledge, good at teaching others and with any source of knowledge can pick things up fairly quickly. Additionally I'm fairly passive and willing to do dirty work that most hate if asked. Finally in a hostile situation when under attack I'm tenacious and willing to give my life to save others.
>>680891524
We'll record all known knowledge and further it in the bunker and accomplish cloning and gene splicing and create stinky roasties for breeding to sustain our trap population.
>>680872999
i can masturbate in 30 seconds
>>680891924
Im fine mate
>>680872999
i can sorta read as long as its not cursive
>>680891785
The 2 fags doing God knows what are discussing gay marriage and given a shitposter speeds he only dreamed about. If you wanna join our pseudo brokeback mountain property you're free too.
>>680892243
Those words are too big for my uneducated brain to understand
>>680891501
You have a kik or something mate. Your a pretty chill lad
Just look at my resume!!!!!! Plus im a hit with the kids im like a human coloring book
>>680874883
I don't care what's under those clothes, I need that person out of them.
>>680885487
Your in !
Dun die
>>680872999
I'm a maintenance expert. I can any machine on the face of the planet. I'm a problem solver to the core. Let me in and i'll keep your life support operational.
