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Hey /b/tards, guide me through a convo of a girl I literally just met today in College. She's 6/10 roughly, nice bod face is alright, idc much about her tho so holla with replies. Dubs decide.
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Before we start, i just wanted to say i have a vagina instead of a dick, i hope your ok with this.
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wanna suck my dick?
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>>680840866
Oh shit 2nd Post WINRAR
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Still there OP?

Filacio1 Checking In.
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>>680840866
Dubs demands.
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>>680840866
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What are you up to ?
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>>680841187
Pretty sure you're not gonna get your dick sucked op
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>>680840857
rollll
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>>680841187
I love you OP although you deserve to be fucked in your ear. Bumping
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>>680841187
sorry lol that was my little sister
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>>680841413
Rolling
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>>680840857
You're*, faggot
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>>680841187
Oh! I'm so excited for this.
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ballin 40 in my hand, bet this mothafucka wont nba jam
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>>680841413
ROLL
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>>680841187
Someone put this bitch in her place. She's becoming feminazi
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>>680841413
this
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Sorry I'm just asking because my cat is learning french and Im horny
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>>680841568
Suck me or ill rape you
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>>680841568
Im sorry, my cousin stole my phone. He is a total asshole.
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>>680841675
Roll
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>>680841568
So, just so we're clear, that's a no then?
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>>680841766
Winrar
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>>680841688
winna
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>>680841688
holy winrar
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dubs all up in this motherfucker
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Im so sad to hear so. Im in tears now...Maybe if you suck my dick I'll be happy again
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>>680841688
Oh shiiit, OP is gonna get arrested
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If she said yeah - Alright, also wanna fuck my ass like the little slut you are?

If she said no - Sorry, I was just jacking it too gay porn and it made me horny
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>>680841844
wat
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>>680841688
Winrar
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listen, even though i killed a pussy nigga i hope he go to heaven
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>>680841966
too many dubs
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>>680841688
inc police
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>>680841688
Haha enjoy prison OP
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>>680841688
>>680841766
>>680841844
POST BOTH
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>>680841766
Thanks for rolling for me and getting dubs. I like you anon
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>>680841985
Didn't see the one above, sorry
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Sorry I'm just asking because my cat is learning french and Im horny
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>>680841966
>>680842091
I'm not scared .
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>>680841966
Damn! Waste of dubs
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>>680842079
Sorry I'm just asking because my cat is learning french and Im horny
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>>680842134
nah it's because you got dubs too mang
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>>680842172
JUSTICE FOR THE FUCKING CAT! WE WANT IT NOW
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>>680842079
"omg sorry my friend chad took my phone, im very very sorry. let's bcome friends. :D do u like anime and manga?"
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you're so selfish you won't even suck my dick, unbelievable the kind of people in todays world. trash like you should be ashamed, i hope you get bed bugs you fucking whore
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"Sorry We got off a little rough, wanna meet tonight? Candle dinner? Anal sex?"
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Hitler did nothing wrong, you damn peasant!
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>>680841688
Haha enjoy prison OP>>680842277

Soooo many dubs
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>>680842277
Double dubs checked.
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>>680842133
Checked anon
You've got strange luck
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>>680842079
RIP in pepperoni OP
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Sorry I'm just asking because my cat is learning french and Im horny.
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>>680842277
get me a double wiinrar
i'm wasting so many dubs
oh and also
"may i stick it in your pooper?"
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I beat meat to scat porn, don't leave me please
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>>680842421
roll
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Just kidding. Sorry. Kidding about the blowjob part. Not kidding about the rape part.
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>>680842079
Only if you like small dick though
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If you call the police, I will kill your family
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>>680842469
Rolling
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sorry that was me gran pappy
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>>680842504
rerawl
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>>680842504
rollan
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>>680842079
I am just joking with you, happy late april's fools. :>
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>>680842312
Roll
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>>680842578
roll
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SAUK MEEEEHH
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>>680842588
Winrar
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>>680842631
Reroll
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>>680842577
WINRAR
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>>680842361
Rel
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I'll suck your dick
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>>680842744
xD xD
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>>680842744
What
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>>680842744
keke'd and checked
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>>680842792
Re
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>>680842877
>>680842744
ayy
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Sorry I'm just asking because my cat is learning french and Im horny.
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>>680842900
Winrar
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Sorry for the rape humour..Seriously though, my dick ain't gonna suck itself
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You suck me or ill come for your family, I know where they live
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>>680842744
>>680842877
>>680842900
check'd and or kek'd
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>>680842877
wtf
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I go ass to mouth
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>>680842312
roll
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>>680842900
Checked. Dubs thread confirmed.
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>>680843010
rolling
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it will be anal rape bitch
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So many, fucking, dubs
OP is ded doe :'(
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Op got arrested already ?
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>>680842992
stop, you're the only fucker in this tread not to get dubs.
I'm going to slit your throat and fuck the hole
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Fuckind deliver OP, you faggot!
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>>680843081
I want them dubs
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oi, bitch whats the gayest youve gayed
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Jesus fucking christ. here we go
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>>680843211
got iit
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>>680843233
Checked
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>>680843233
Oh well
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>>680842744
xdddddddddddddddddddd
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Guys, op here, too many dubs, lets restart the line from here.
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>>680843233
ty dude
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>>680843233
>>680843211
what is happening?! DUb madness
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>>680842312
roll
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If OP is not coming back bc arrested, at least we have a dubfest
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>>680843211
FUCKIN HELL BOI
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I'm sorry.... I get really nervous around cute girl. I blame my autism, can we start again? :)
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>>680842744
WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!?!!?/1/1/11
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Just a prank braaa
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>>680843349
I'm just kidding. Nudes?
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>>680843349
Ravioli Ravioli can I get the blow job-oli?
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it's just a prank bro, look, there's cameras
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Im hungry and scared...
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>>680843349
Just joshin', wanna go get a drink?
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>>680843349

i am secretly a cop though, gonna bang your whole family if you contact someone
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I'm on my way to rape you. If for some reason this song (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHs7vujRTk4) isn't playing by the time I enter your room, oh I will not just rape you sweetie.
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>>680843349
hey it me your cousin lets go bowling
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>>680843463
rolleroni.
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>>680843411
WINRAR
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>>680841675
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>>680843349
I'll pay you $250 cash for a blowjob
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>>680843600
winrar
>>680843613
and reroll
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How dare speak to me in this manor, bitch!
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>>680843411
WINRARRRR
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>>680843600
And there we fucking go again
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April Fools! Get memed on
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>>680840725
dubs confirm
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G.E.T.
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>>680843463
Ravioli Rolleroni
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"Listen bitch, i know where you live and if you dont fucking suck me i'll kill you and your family understand?"
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>>680843663
You almost get it this time man
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>>680843815
ROLLING FOR THIS SHIT
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>>680843463
rollllll
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Suck me, or ill kill you tonight, your decision
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>>680843815
Roll
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"Listen bitch, i know where you live and if you dont fucking suck me i'll kill you and your family understand?"
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>>680843463
rolllerininiii
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>>680843954
RRROOOLLL
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>>680842312
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>>680843815
RIOLLLLLL
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Say, "http://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/680840725/"
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>>680843650
roll
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>>680843815
Roll fgt
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I'll only say this once: peach is some sort of fish. It's up to you to live in ignorance or not, bitch. And now suck my dick
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>>680843463
Inb4 roll
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>>680843463
they see me rollin
Check em
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>>680844075
roll
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>>680843600
WINRAR
Well done anon
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>>680843463
This, it won't go anywhere, but this.
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>>680843600
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>>680843650
Definitely rerolling for this. This is beautiful.
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>>680844075
Fuck off faggot
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>>680844094
rollerino
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>>680844122
WINRAR
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>>680844122
>>680844155
well double win
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Type her the following "http://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/680840725/"
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>>680844155
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>>680844122
Winrar
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>>680844122
SO MANY FUCKING DUBS
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>>680844046
my favorite anime character is goku from one piece wii u featuring dante from the devil may cry series
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>>680844075
Rolling
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>>680843650
re-roll!
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>>680844222
FUCK RIGHT OFF
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okay bye
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>>680844194
no fuck you faggot, dubs were rolled
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>>680844222
Trips have spoken
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COMON GIVE ME DEM DUUUUUBS
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>>680844222
HOLY SHIT
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>>680844311
Winrar. Faggot.
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>>680844155
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>>680844222
JUSTICE TRIPS
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>>680844388
goooot them
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Don't mind me, just passing by to check'em
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>>680844404
delivered.
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>>680844187
sorry my brother took my phone. he's acoustic.
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Don't ignore me. Suck me, youll be fine my little sexual chocolate
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you turn me on so fucking much, i have my whole fist up my arse as i write this to you
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>>680844444
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>>680844509
Reroll
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>>680844046
>>680844187
Almost thought you were a faggot OP
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>>680842079

>mfw this will get reported to OPs college and he will be expelled
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>>680844311
>>680844075


I got dubs for you anon
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Diagnose yourself with severe autism and be sure to tell her you forgot your meds this morning
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>>680844509
reroll
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I mean, I respect you people that have the balls to do this kind of shit with people you know irl
>(if you actually do, for all I know this is a fake facebook account of yours and some girl you met on Omegle in actuality)

but it still beats me how you can do it. This girl is now gonna go tell everyone she knows what a creep you are, and how you threatened to rape her, she might actually follow through on her threat of calling the police, and at the very least you still have to face her again some day
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>>680844526
roll
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Thank you OP
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>>680844404
>>680844444
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I have eternal bleeding
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>>680843463
Rolling for this
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>>680840857
gonna need tits first
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>>680844338
droollling
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>>680844404
you're not going to get a restraining order on me XD XD XD faggot
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Holy shit whats going on in here. Checkem?
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>>680844673
Roll to send her this
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>>680844526
rolling
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do u want to netflix and anal
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>>680844526
this
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are you m00t? because you smell like m00t
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Op is a hero.
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>>680843650
please god
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>>680844222 obey the trips
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>>680844673
Remember Dante ?
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OP you absolute madman
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>>680844222
WILL OP DELIVER ?!?
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>>680841568
"Are you saying there's something wrong with sucking dick?"
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>>680844826
Rollin' yo
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>>680845000
do it op
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>>680845000
WINRAR
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>>680844510
rollin
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Every single of you are faggots
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>>680844526
Top roll
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>>680845000
WINRAR!!!!!!
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I LOVE YOU.
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>>680845000
trips of truth.
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>>680845000
Thow shall obey trips
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im going to use my own shit as lube while i rape you
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>>680843650
>>680845000

TRIPS HAVE SPOKENNN
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>>680845155
dubs!!!!!!
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>>680843650
Top fucking kek
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>>680844510
Rooollinngggg
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Shit on her windshield
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>>680845193
Rerollllll
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I want you to fart in my mouth and on my dick
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>>680845193
Rolling for this
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Is this a get thread or what
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>>680845288
Fucking
Kill
Yourself
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>>680843650
ROLL
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>>680845090
mediocre
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>>680840725


Can i get sucky sucky for five dola?
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Top zozzle XD
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>>680845383
What are you, fucking gay?
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I heard anal feels better when there is no consent from the receiver!
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>>680845193
I'm going to use my own lube as rape while i shit you
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I'm sure a lot of guys are interested in you, but you've never met someone like me...haha

>this should be reassuring
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Sri lanka is so overrated dont you agree bitch?
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>>680845527
roll
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>>680843650
Rolling for this.
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im going to stick my entire hand up your arse, and walk around making you talk about how much you love eating my shit. i am the best ventriloquist the world has ever seen.
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>>680845527
Rolled
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You were asking for it
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my favorite manga is mein kampf
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Let's see an update OP
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>>680845594
Roll
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Pretty sure OP is in jail
If not, send: "bush did the 7/11"
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fagget
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where did OP go? :(
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OP got arrested?
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>>680845834
Police, presumably
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op has gone to jail
>rip
you will be remembered for delivering
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>>680844550
it kill
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>>680845933
Winrar
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>>680844650
I know right? Holy shit.
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Where you at OP???
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This day OP was not a faggot
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Okay, okay I'm sorry for everything i said. Let's start over.

Hi, would you suck my penis
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OP asks for gore porn
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>>680846118
It will only get reported if it was actually him. He could easily say he was hacked.
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Sorry my autism is contagious, I'm sorry if it spreads to your vagina.
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>>680844404
Alright bitch, here is how its going to go, you either send me nudes or i am going to suck my package and send you the video , GOT IT ?
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I will suck your dick if you suck mine.
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answer OP
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>>680846289
rolling and op better do the video
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Please lord gaben. May I have dubs
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>>680846318
Roll
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RIP in peace OP. You will be remembered.
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>>680846116
Mother of get....
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>>680846163
Roll for this, but instead of "Hi, would you suck my penis" just copy and paste one by one the things you said earlier.
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>>680846116
I'm proud to be part of this
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rip OP
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>>680846116
This is a get thread
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>>680846382
no
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i'm coming over to your place
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>>680846382
REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>680846466
>mfw
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Quads get!!
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>>680846466
Oh shit
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>>680846466
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Also check'em
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Mfw OP delivered, but got fucked in the process
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MORE GETS
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Get thread!
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I'm so good at this game xd!!!
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>>680846466
Check-Kek
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>>680846503
rerolling
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>>680846678
Off by one, fag
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OP NO IS IT ALREADY OVER
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OP is at jail right now
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Can you please unlock the door? I can't get in like this.
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Im not even sure i want a blowjob from you... i think i'd much rather cave your face in with a hammer. DO YOU HAVE DENTAL?
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>>680846896
Mfw get is got
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>>680846902
THIS THIS THIS THIS HAHAHAHAAHA
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>>680846896
Actually OP was the Dubs Fairy
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>>680847050
op is kill
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This was a proud day for getters.
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>>680847021
>Im not even sure i want a blowjob from you... i think i'd much rather cave your face in with a hammer. DO YOU HAVE DENTAL?
Reroll
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>>680847166
>R.I.P. OP
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>>680846902
Roll
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Good Day
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op is being arrested
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>>680847166
dubs confirm
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RIP in gets
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>>680847166
My second dubs on this thread, it's the most exciting thing that has happened to me this week... This is sad
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>>680847021
Reroll
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OP is one fucking gay faggot.
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