Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>680833580
who even does that
>sachi claim
>claiming yume
Claiming best girlie. I was ignored in the last thread so I'll ask again. How is everyone today?
Best type moon claimed
UPDATE: munching pasta. One grill strayed into the kitchen when I was cooking. Got offered a magnum popsicle
>>680833971
I am more of an ass man than a leg man, but I can appreciate nice tighs. especially when they're wrapped around my neck
>>680834069
Yea I got you mang. I hope you make the best out of it and get lucky one day
>>680835049
It's forbidden
>>680834260
tell me more about eating a girl out. Virgin fag wants to know more so he doesn't fuck up
>>680834391
Lewder than thread
Claimed
>>680835170
Pretty good Kurisu, you?
I'm back!
>who wants a hug?
Obligatory claim.
>>680835130
Altmann be praised
>tfw massive fanboy for the DS series
>>680833503
I'm free whenever darling~!
>>680833528
I-I doubt that..
My waifu might be cute but I'm bleh ya silly snek poster.
Claim.
>>680835367
Welcome back Prinz!
I'll take the hug.
>>680835170
Pretty good, how about you?
>>680835322
Hey Yui, how's it going?
Best waifu
Don't deny it
>>680835237
thats the best place for them to be!
>>680835358
Can't complain. What're you up to?
>>680835367
>Hops on
>ribbit
>hugs
shiinarino claimerino
Claiming the Cardboard
As if Id choose anyone else...
>>680835170
Good Ms Sourpuss :p
>>680835495
Wonderful!
>>680835592
Homework! Finals are slowly creeping up so I'm getting all my homework out of the way.
>still alive
>>680835538
HEY YOU'RE HERE! GUYS THIS IS THE GUY I WAS TALKING ABOUT!!! Slow day on /lit/?
>>680835562
Pretty good, just waiting on Hearthston expansion, only 3 more days
>>680835700
It was worded very badly. I promise I'm not salty. :c
>>680835367
Only if you want to get shot
>>680835633
I'm hurt that you'd betray me like this
>>680835562
Thank you Kyouko!
>warm hugs
>>680835566
UMR YEAH UMR YEAH
>>680835595
Hehe~
Hi frog poster! How're you?
>anything you want me to call you specifically?
>hugs
>>680835804
>still sick?
>>680835730
As such is the college life, right?
Objectively best waifu claimed.
>>680835804
Hang in there Galko, don't die on us.
>>680835840
Ah, same. Did you pre-order the 50 packs?
I did same days ago, can't wait for new standard.
>>680835831
OH NICE NOW WHERE'S THE ONE I'M WAITING ON
>>680835866
Eh... Y.. You sure? No hugs at all?
>>680835940
Thread claim
>>680835804
>unfortunately
>>680835876
Prinz! This is the guy I'm talking about! The waifu with mint green hair and purple eyes. He's here!
Kagami, you lurking?
>>680835969
Haven't pre ordered, just saved up 1,500 gold
>>680835876
Yes
>>680835969
I don't plan on it.
>>680836072
Should've put that.
>>680835936
Yup. I have one more year until I graduate.
>>680836048
Let's hope he comes soon!
>>680835367
who doesn't ?
>hugs
>>680835866
where did the claw go?
>>680836072
>rude
>>680836129
Awesome! I'm glad they stopped by!
>>680836214
Damn it. Stop being sick!
Miiiaaa claim~
>>680835314
Oh my favorite!
>>680835495
Well your personality is cute af so <3
>>680835875
Unclaiming the Cardboard
>>680836272
Nice. What's your major?
>>680836314
Welcome back best snek.
>>680836282
Yeah same.
>>680836290
Apparently this guy >>680835866
>FeelsBadMan
>tight hugs
>>680836314
Hello Miia!
>slithery hugs
>>680836048
Done make me repeat it
>>680836290
The claw has transended reality
It apears when its needed
>>680836330
Thanks man
You never did tell me where the name cardboard came from
>>680836432
Hi!
>>680836513
Slithery hugs r best hugs~
>>680835700
Tea time <3
I promise there will be nothing lewd about it~
>>680836314
Hnnnng. Don't say that x////x
>>680835876
Tsuyu, froggo, whatever you'd like!
>yoshi tongue noise
>boops your nose with tongue
>>680836339
Computer Science major and Cyber Security minor.
GUESS WHOS EMPLOYED NIGGERS
>>680835859
Your fine, youre just unlucky that I prefer sweets
>>680836299
I wish I could.
>>680836762
Wew, congratz my friend.
>>680836653
How're you today?
>>680836734
Noice. I decided against college myself.
>>680836557
>takes a step forward
You suuure? You wouldn't shoot~
>>680836653
All hugs are the best hugs! How're you doing?
>>680836732
Froggo it is!
>tighter hugs
>>680836762
NOT ME
>>680836864
Just walk up to the virus and be like "Stop!"
Works every time
>>680836732
>
>>680835170
I didn't respond to you? Sorry. Great because the guy I was talking about is here in thread. How are you?
>>680835218
Hey
>>680836314
You'll love every single one of it
>>680836762
FUCK YEAH! THIS DAY GETS BETTER AND BETTER!!!
>>680836985
>Warning shot
Ya tink this is a game pal?
claiming
>>680836957
looks like somebody stole my waifu. you won this time but I will be back!
>>680834959
back from the shower
>>680836732
Well lets not be too hasty~
QOTT
Shoes! Shoes. Whatre you wearing /waifu/?
>>680837193
So hostile... Why don't you want a hug?
>>680837319
Kagamiiiiii~
>warm hugs
>>680836957
I'm gooood, waiting on a mattress delivery, hanging out here with you guys. You?
>>680836985
This is true yeah. And I'm good! See above, still kinda sleepy also but eh, I'll shake it off.
>>680837319
Welcome back Kagami.
>>680835831
You seem lively today, haha. In a good mood, I hope. Yep. I'm here. It's good to see you again. And no, it's not too slow today, but there was a McCarthy bashing thread today, and he's one of my favorites, so I'm rather cross. I've escaped to /b/ once again.
>>680837319
The guy I was talking about is here!
>>680837198
Hello
>>680837339
House shoes
>>680837339
My old running shoes because they're incredibly confortable.
Maybe Ayame? Seeing as she's not a nutcase like Anna
>>680836957
That's totally fine, shit's expensive.
>>680837302
You have excellent taste, my friend.
>>680837159
It's okay~. I'm not salty, I just worded that very badly. What's up with you?
Homura claimed
>>680836762
Sheit man good luck with it and say goodbye to your life as NEET.
>>680837391
I only accept hugs from few persons,and they aint here
>>680837302
these legs!
>>680837730
more legs!
>>680837159
Hello, what are you up to?
>>680837339
I'm wearing ugly as fuck slippers.
They're warm atleast.
>>680837730
Homu!
>>680837391
hi prinz!!!!! >warm hugs!!
>>680837339
a towel
>>680837413
thanks kyo
>>680837645
i see it!!! seems a bit early for that though...
>>680837662
Good choice. She is best girl in that show.
>>680837401
Killing time. Doodling and chatting here.
>>680836985
>Best hugs ever
What should I call you? Hugfu? <3
>>680837146
Hissssss x_x
>>680837339
Hmmm~? My tongue is definitely long enough to slip under the table <3
>>680837319
Welcome back
How ya been
>>680837401
Aw okay! Hang in there pal!
>>680837425
Its good to have you here! So how long have ya been browsing the threads for?
>mind if I just hug you real quick
>>680837825
B.. But..
>I gulp
Please?
>>680837936
>nice green text lmao
How was the shower?
>>680837827
>>680836886
Thanks nigga
>>680836985
Get job'd
>>680837159
WHAT ELSE HAPPENED
>>680837730
Fuck being a NEET. I'm so done with it.
I start training on Monday. Also the job is Arby's. Wage slavery here I come!
>>680837827
Enjoy weird looking fanart.
>>680837646
>>680837645
>>680837933
>>680837936
Damn straight, comfort is key.
Converse on my soles
>>680837978
Oof, you vexing little froggy
>>680838022
Piss off
if Emi isn't the best waifu
then I guess I have no laifu
>>680838207
Woah, little missy. You know how to use that?
Nice to see that most of you guys are back
Now back to lurking
>>680837978
Oh come on, I love my froggo <3
>>680838022
I'll be good, just need to sate my crippling caffeine addiction. How're you?
>>680837933
Kyo!
>>680838113
Yea its shitty feeling useless to society day after day.
>>680837978
Ah I go by Prinz, Eugen-san, onee-chan, Prinzie, a lot of things. Most of the time it's Prinz though
>>680838113
;~;
>>680838207
N.. No!
>I rush in for a hug
Howdy guys I posted yesterday but didn't really get an answer. Kind of an anime pleb here, only watch whatever I find on Hulu. What are some good shows I should start watching? I've watched shit like
>one punch man
>prison school
>shimoneta
>>680838020
i've been good yui!!! how about you???
>>680838022
y-yeah...it happens lol, it was great!
OH HEY EXAMS HAVENT KILLED ME YET
HELLO
claim.
>>680838458
I dont think you should have a gun, either.
>>680834959
>>680838458
Death Note and Code Geass are my favourite "begginer" animes if you want something more serious.
If you want to follow the path of comedy just watch Kill la Kill.
>>680838441
you can hug me if you want
>>680838063
>>680838123
can't get enough of it!
>>680838555
>checked
how are you doing little one?
>>680837425
I am and you feel like coming back to us? Well you're stuck now dude lol. Join in on the convo!
>>680837724
Great as you can tell. What's up with you?
>>680837881
Playing SR4. Great game because you can get a robot to suck your dick
>>680837936
Never too early or top late in /waifu/
>>680838113
The dude I was talking about a few threads before is here. Want him to meet the more active members of the thread
>>680838190
Hell yeah!
>>680838401
I'm good! I'll probably go back to modding skyrim soon. Maybe an hour tops.
>>680838458
Ah that depends. What anime genres do you like?
>>680838461
Good. I'm glad to hear you didn't die in the shower
>>680838555
Oh hi Shimakaze! I haven't seen you here in a while. How're you?
>warm hugs
>>680838651
Hello Yume!
>upside down hugs
>>680838435
>That filename
Wrong magical girl.
>>680838555
Hi Buttkaze, how's it going?
Nice trips.
>>680838355
Want me to show ye
>>680838441
Ya gonna get claw in your gut
>>680838651
Y-yume... Your buttcrack is showing.
>>680838586
You're not my real dad you can't tell me what to do
>>680838649
I'll give them a go
>>680838290
New here?
>>680838387
Awww
>>680838722
Shinoa.. bro?
anyway, I need some breakfast and morning ritual shit. Just wanted to claim and disarm a few plebs.
>>680838831
>
>>680838879
>
Away for food.
>>680838764
God, modding that game is so fun. I'm waiting on the creation kit to come out for Fallout 4 so that we'll get some ultra-zany shit on there.
>>680838805
I didn't brainfart this hard for a while.
>>680838722
true lol, how are you doing shinoa???
>>680838764
i know you worried me when you fell lol, don't do that ever again!!!
>tight hugs
>>680838953
yes, this is my first claim-your-waifu thread ever.
>>680838764
little prince with a penguin...
can't take this so much cuteness
>>680838853
so what?
>>680838722
Who? And I'm active? Hello new friend.
>>680838441
NEET hug
>>680838435
Arby's isn't very useful but it is delicious.
>>680838651
>little one
ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF MY WAIFUS BOOB SIZE ?
>>680838764
Hugsies!~
I'm good lots of studying is killing me, but im holding on.
>>680838805
Hey, im hanging on, exams kind of killing me, but im doing my best.
Also, i hope i made trips guy proud, wherever he is.
>>680838980
>
>>680839112
Welcome to hell
>>680838990
It's ok, happens to the best of us.
>>680838651
>>680839157
Nice butt.
>>680838458
The Devil is a Part-Timer is a good one that's easy to get into, not very long (sadly), and manages to have a good balance between seriousness and goofiness.
I really hope they make a season two someday.
>>680838831
>I make it to you, hugging you tightly
So? If I got to hug you it'd worth it~
>>680838987
Skyrim is so much fun to mod, especially when it turns out like really well.
>>680839050
I'll try not to!
>slightly spooked hugs
>>680839157
Its really cute I agree. I wish I had more like that
>>680839162
Of course!
>NEET hugs
>>680839168
Studying has always sucked dude. Take a break for now, you deserve it
>>680839270
I don't recognize most of the waifus here, I'm just a simple pleb
>>680839157
I just thought you should know.
>>680839162
Working there is certainly more useful than eating, shitting, sleeping and not winning any money.
So what exactly are you going to do there?
>>680839168
no not really I like smaller boobs I mean your height
>>680839457
go get more!
more penguins for all of us!
>>680838555
My favorite little Destroyer
>>680838190
You know you love it <3
>>680838401
And I love you too snek & snek poster /)w(\
>>680838441
PRINZZZZZ.
Love ya prinzy-poo~~~
>>680839293
>It's ok, happens to the best of us.
Certainly something you learn at high level of competitive crap.
>Nice butt.
Yume is best anime butt 2016.
>>680838980
Oh shit spike you're here too?!
>>680839050
As you can tell, I'm great
>>680839162
Nigga yes you are and see
>>680837425
>>680839112
Welcome
>>680839157
Booty
>>680839840
Forgot how are you kagami
>>680839629
Ive looked! There's no more that I could find!
>>680839654
Hi Atago!
>suffocating hugs
>>680839673
Ooh that's a cute name. Heh, I love ya too
>I already have an anon waifu sorry
>>680838022
Counting last week? Exactly one week. Shinoa bro invited me. I had been throwing out a claim every now and then, because it was frequently on /b/s first page. I don't browse /b/ for obvious reasons, but this thread isn't so bad.
>>680838722
You guys are like a nice little safety net. You're all quirky and funny. I still consider myself a /lit/ fanatic, though. And I'd love to, but I was just dropping by for the claim. This thread is crazy fast right now, and I'm not that available for posts.
I'll talk with you both later, hopefully!
>>680839457
I warned you about the claw
Now prepare your anus
>>680839834
Hey, I don't have that gif, saved.
>Yume is best anime butt 2016.
Truly one of the best.
Cant believe no one claimed
>>680839607
Front line. Cashier/drive thru/mopping up piss. Glamorous.
>>680837425
Hello
>>680838764
I like anything with a good story. Mostly ones that can be serious but still crack a joke as well
Tenryuu claimed
Claimed <3
>>680838461
Doing alright, just been chilling all day.
>mfw
>Got a call from my dad for the first time since the new year
>He's making me build a swing set for my niece and newphews
I haven't actually built anything that requires actual work since my Junior Year of Highschool
Also late Kurumi Claimed
>>680840123
There is always a first time for everything, in this case me being the one sharing KyoHomu pics instead of you.
>>680840157
Considering its a start doesn't sound bad at all. Were you nervous on the interview?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJILhqIJ0S4
>>680839629
Oh, noiceee
>>680839654
Oh, how are ya milkjugs ?
>>680840161
Elfen Lied might be a good choice for that if you don't mind gore.
>>680840426
pretty much the same here lol....gotta love that no life, life
>>680840075
I'm just an affectionate waifu, don't worry I'm not trying anything <3
>>680840095
Aw I'm glad you're here! Welcome to the threads dude! I hope you enjoy them
>warm welcoming hugs
>>680840097
E.. Eeeh? A.. Are you gonna stick it up my ass?
>hugs continue
>>680840161
To list some right off the bat I'd say Gakkou Gurahsi, The IDOLM@STER, KanColle (for the grils), and Himouto! Umaru-chan
Hey niggaz
>>680840666
Ah that's nice. I enjoy people like you
>satanic hugs
>>680840161
Kara no Kyoukai, Monster or Space battleship Yamato 2199.
>>680839673
>snek and snek poster
Heh, I forgot you guys sometimes separate the waifu from the poster.
>>680840666
>hop lel
>dark lord trips
F U G G
>>680840648
As I say
>NEET life, sweet life
>>680840630
damn these fine legs!
>>680840459
me neither thats why I am not gonna build anything in my life
>feelsbadman.png
>>680840685
Opem wide,this might hurt a lot
>>680840928
>NEET life, sweet life
Well said.
>>680840470
I guess so!
>>680840641
>>680840685
>>680840904
Thanks I'll check them out
>>680840095
>dropping by for the claim
Nah you'll be conversing with us real soon
>moving crazy fast
Yeah it's noon-afternoon. Happens nut you take care man. Hope you can come a bit earlier!
>>680840715
Hey mugi
>>680841166
Also check out rokka no yuusha
>>680841112
>gulps
O.. Okay go for it..
>one off ;-;
>sad hugs
>>680841166
You're welcome!
>>680841147
Btw how the fuck am I supposed to get a Murakumo? Her design beats all other DDs easily but I could never get one...
>>680839673
Of course I do!
>>680840928
>>680841147
Theif. But I have no use for that phrase anymore.
>>680840470
Yeah I have anxiety issues but I guess I did good. Now I just have to not freak out on the job.
>>680841241
I ain't mugi!
Can't you do this somewhere else?
>>680843455
where else would you suggest?
