Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra Claimed
And the ride continues!
Dio-sama...
Kurumi Claimed
Obligatory claim.
>>680826292
You're a quick one.
I'm feeling as lewd as ever today.
Tenryuu claimed
Fap till you puke
>>680826259
Nice, I love that series. Which one's your favorite?
>hugging intensifies
>>680826425
~
claimed
>>680826339
At least the Necrons didn't get the worst, unlike the Space Marines
>>680826408
I try
pet sounds
Akiko claim
>>680825836
Well you didn't miss much, but I can provide some of the good moments that have been screencapped
>>680825885
Taste is actually not that bad after you get used to it, not fishy or salty unless the girl has poor hygiene or a condition. It has its own kind of taste that you start associating ith good times. Every girl is slightly different, but some have stronger taste/smell than others of course.
As for the clitoris, you gotta understand it's a very delicate part. Some girls like it when you lick it directly, while for others this might be too sensitive. Then you're better off making circles around it. however you should know that the inner lips are also very sensitive. It all depends on the girl in the end, every vag is unique. Just playing around and figuring stuff out is the best way to go. Just don't use teeth.
Pro tip: When going down and not knowing what to do, spell the alphabet with your tongue. I have found the O, Z and Y to be the most responsive
>>680826541
>Lewd licking and rubbing
claimerino
>>680826860
Wacha lookin at
>>680826626
a bit too bright
>>680826447
Führer.
>>680826425
Contain yourself.
>>680826845
oh no that's not necessary at all. thanks for the thought though.
what music do you like mister
>>680826637
Heh, I can tell.
>>680826541
Also Borderlands 2, like pretty much everyone else I believe.
I did have fun with presequel but.. eh.
Borderlands 2, 1, Presequel.
<3
>>680826845
hmmm interesting, hopefully i can use that in the future....thanks akiko!
>claiming yume
>>680826845
Thanks homie
>>680826966
I am, I am. Dont worry your pretty little head off. <3
>>680827043
Don't worry, I'm not fast with other things. Like running
>God tier waifu
I need to start hanging out in these threads.
Azusa claimed, even though she's probably a lesbian.
>>680827301
K-on overload.
>>680827301
A small word that starts with R and ends with ape can fix all of your problems.
>>680826908
Easy there tiger~
>>680827084
Oh for me Presequel is my favorite, mainly for the classes because playing Athena made me feel like Wonder Woman. 2 wins best story though.
Alright guys, I'm off for the interview, wish me luck.
>>680826990
I don't really have a specific genre that I like above all others. When I like something, I like it, be it country or death metal. However I have noticed I have a preference for energetic music such as for example percussion and electro
>>680827134
>>680827149
Always happy to help. The eating out is a reward unto itself. Oh and don't be scared if she doesn't cum, that only rarely happens from the eating out. It's more of an 'enjoy the moment' thing. Only time I actually managed it was when we went at it for an hour and a half (it was my birthday and I still had a gf then). My jaw hurt like fuck
actually hold that thought sorry
bbl
>>680827301
Damn straight you do
Only in saints row 4 is where you can get you dick suck by a robot ball thing
>>680827301
Welcome to the thread
>>680827432
Good luck , hope it goes well!
>>680827276
I'm a fairly fast runner, I bet you're fast at a few things.
>>680827239
Heyo, Stocking.
Sup
>>680827432
Break a leg, figuratively.
>>680827432
Hope you get the job! And stop being a filthy NEET
>>680827301
We don't bite, though Chara might stab you
>>680827432
You got this!
>>680827439
Eating her for an hour? Holy shit. Time must've flew by right?
I'm dying...
>>680827432
Good luck and be confident!
>>680827550
Well, don't forget about Fisto from Fallout New Vegas
>>680827673
Hey hand kun, hows it hangin?
>>680827432
May the gods watch over your battles, friend
>>680827301
Feel free to hang around. Sometimes things get interesting but mostly it's just casual fucking around
Is your waifu another one of the series Mugi is from. For a second I thought you were Chibi me
>>680827550
Cid 4 lif
>>680827678
Go away
>>680827752
I don't mind ending your suffering
>Dio
>>680827673
Finding ways beautiful ways to exploit mechanics in tabletop games is one of my talents.
>>680827684
Or literally
>>680827943
I would rather it be someone else.
>>680827716
Time flies when you're having fun. Those are some fapworthy memories. Too bad they also give me feels.
So why ask about this. Is it your time to shine anytime soon?
>>680827568
>>680827684
>>680827691
>>680827716
>>680827762
>>680827814
Thank you friends. Fuck being a NEET.
>>680827752
The salt gargling will take a bit to help. Maybe some cough drops in the meantime?
>>680828032
I can!
>>680828151
ONWARD TO VICTORY!
>>680828063
ohhhh hoooo, shinoa's gonna get some!!!!
>>680827752
One thing I always did for a sore throat was drink camomille tea with honey. That soothed really well. Might be some merit to it since honey kills bacteria. Dunno if it'll work if your problem is viral
>>680828328
Tell me all the gossip
>>680827752
This is gonna sound retarded but sucking on a popsicle works at least a little. The cold+the juice coats your throat and soothes it. That's really short term though and also sugar usually makes sore throats worse in the long run. This next one is really painful but damn it works: gargle listerine.
>>680827807
Going good, just hanging out right now. Hope you're feeling better.
>>680827967
Huh, that sounds interesting. Love to test out that talent sometime, get my ass handed to me.
>>680828151
Meh, it has its positives. As with anything I suppose...
>>680828576
lol, i was just playing, hopefully it's true though
>>680828246
I'm already using cough drops.
>what methods can you use
>>680828576
I have honey...
>>680828624
>no popsicles
>no listerine
>>680827752
Drink a teaspoon of warm honey
>>680827846
Love how when you romance kinzie, she knocks you in the faece then you fuck. Will you ever fuck keith?
>>680828063
Can't wait! Thanks again akiko
>>680828151
It's really boring being one
>>680828328
And so are you ;)
>>680827846
Oh dont be like that <3
What is everyone lissening to?
Shiki claimed again
>>680828624
>gargle listerine
Do this only as a last resort. You will gargle hellfire. Doesn't it even specifically tell you not to gargle or swallow, only use as mouthwash
>>680827429
>Lewd snek on frog action
>>680828755
Ohhhh Stockiiiing~
>>680828635
I mostly just make silly gimmicky janky commander decks now. Or fucking terrifying characters in role-playing games. One of the crowning achievements of breaking a game is that /tg/ made a character that, 85% of the time, could kill the biggest enemy in the game the day before the official release of the 4th edition of DnD. I helped
>>680828891
The honey does help. Also hot tea, if you have any.
>>680829037
Breast friend.
>>680828902
Ok.
>>680828907
go to hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKIzQXvP8O4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyCtfd8w6JQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZxLlirprF0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0trGRJs_IU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJUJ4zIs0kA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urV8MIcLDFk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crzjv4KjHtk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpE1lYBCeEk
>>680828974
i do it...barely, my gag reflex is hypersensitive...i can hardly brush my tongue...
>>680828891
Well fuck
>>680828974
Embrace the pain and use it as fuel on your journey lol
But yeah idk, definitely don't swallow, but I would think gargling is fine because you just spit it back out. And it's always helped my sore throats, kills a lot of the bacteria.
>>680829105
I love that picture ;~;
>>680829134
Booby brother.
Please don't die.
>>680828759
>pray4Shinoa
>>680828891
Just a teaspoon of honey will do. drink it with any hot drink and it should work at least somewhat soothing
>>680828902
I hope you make the best out of it Shinaobro. I'm way into it and apparently that's rare for guys
Also if you got the chance, try facesitting. Way better than you'd expect
>>680829037
Moo!
>>680828907
My favorite song
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
>>680829609
Noooo
Still trying to figure out what is life.
>lurking
>>680829509
Galko probably has cancer
>>680829690
trying to enjoy it....and mostly wasting time
>>680827752
You could always try mine. Its a little strange though.
Melt a jello cup in the microwave for half a minute.
Mix in some honey and drink it down.
Coats the throat to make using it vastly easier.
>>680829105
Oh tsu, you minx. Always with the dirty thoughts~
>>680828907
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cXWbMu4PtpE
Spin Doctors have a very special place in my heart
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BfOdWSiyWoc
And then more Peppers!
>>680829609
i actually like that song.
>>680829690
Time, spend it in the way you wish. Be it good or bad.
>>680829609
Fair choice, I raise you one...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8iwmdq_clSQ
>>680829774
Breast cancer?
>>680829359
>>680829442
Yea well I don't actually use it anymore but I remember it being some kind of alcoholic desinfectant that seriously stung you if you even had the slightest cut in your mouth
>>680829690
Well, that's easy, Akiko has the answer for you
>Life ru is love ru
https://youtu.be/R2kBkNbPsdk
>second stop
Tired, been driving for the past couple of hours. My last one probably.
I need good road music. I have like 3 and half more hours, give me something good at least.
what did I miss?
Hunger has driven me to take radical action
I'm gonna go and scope the scene, see if the kitchen is clear
>>680829442
It's super cute <3
>>680829825
Not always dirty! I like to think about cute little tea parties filled with sweets. Let's have one <3
>>680830342
If you want a speeding ticket or it's the night: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0luryR5uvU
Otherwise I like the Drive soundtrack.
>>680830443
Some tips on how to give oral, some medical advice
>>680829536
Its rare for guys to like to go down in girls? Thought every guy would like it. But then again, friend said that he hates it because he was eating and then he smelled shit because the chick wanted to take a shit but waited to be eaten out first. And face sitting sounds amazing!
>>680830443
The most important meal of the day
>>680830480
Be safe, don't die!
>>680830290
Hell, it stings even if you have no cuts in your mouth.
>>680830539
I-it matches the poster
>>680829509
I'm still alive.
>for now
>>680829774
>>680830178
Ovarian.
>>680829536
I had some, I might be able to speak now.
>>680829825
Where did you come up with that?
>>680829907
>>680830168
It's actually pretty catchy
>>680829774
Probably
>>680829690
Pain
>>680830342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-6tKOQR3Hc
>>680830443
Nothing. Go away
>>680830570
what? explain
as far as I got told I am quite good at that on girls
>>680830629
no i already ate
>>680830789
i missed you too
>>680829127
Oooh, nice.
>I've never played these games before
>Clueless hands
My girlfriend cosplays Azusa when we have sex sometimes.
She's really cool.
Want to meet a girl? Welcome to >>> http://flirti.cf
the Best adult Dating site!
,
>>680830991
wow!!!! you don't say!!!!
>i fucking hate dating sites
>>680830550
>night
It will definitely help me not fall asleep.
>Drive soundtrack
I'll use both of them. Hopefully I won't die or something, or even worse get a speeding ticket.
>>680830789
No.
>>680826153
i used to have a waifu
she'd come over every once in awhile while her kid was staying at college.
she'd get naked as soon as she came in, put on her favorite song and start fucking me while crying. she said the song reminded her of raising her child, and motherhood. she told me it reminded her of how much she missed her child. it made her and me cum buckets.
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
>>680831156
Gibe de pusi b0ss
>>680830672
Oh really~?
>>680830672
I like this pic
>>680830710
Do get well soon
>>680830939
Hehe
>>680830980
So she dresses up as a 9th grader so you can enjoy your fantasy?
>>680831156
Good luck and stay safe.
>YEAH YEAH YEAH I'M GONNA STEP ON THE GAS
>>680830629
Say 6/10 guys will do it, and 3/10 actually enjoy it
Sounds like your friends chick didn't wash her before they went at it. A bad first experience can really hurt. Facesitting and 69 are by far my favorite non-pentrative sex acts.
>>680830672
I am leaving the safety perimetre of my room. If I dont return by monday, organize a rescue party with some cans of peaches
>>680830939
For my eating out tips refer to >>680826845 and >>680827439
For my advice on sore throat, see >>680828576 and >>680829536
>>680830539
Yay! I am super down for this. Ive got some boxed maple honey from canada ive had sitting under me for ages!
>>680830629
Is it? I felt that it was treated tit for tat.
Dont expect to recieve if you dontvgive
>>680830710
Old school remedy, passed down a couple times.
Wasnt always jello cups though, that was my addition. Perfect quantity.
>>680830711
I know right?
The one by Jermaine Stewart was better tbh, but the only link I found was on dailymotion
>>680830953
That's fine. Just know that everything is bullshit
πΣÖ░▐BB╖╒╜ïV*jÜÜBj○╥╘y
We can all agree K-On has some serious yuri subtext, right? Like, it's worse than Lucky Star and that was all over the place.
>need more pics of waifu on phone. I try to appear normalfag in real life. This doesn't count as lewd.
>>680831350
Yes, definitely yes
>>680831395
Me too! I've been trying to figure out who the other two girls are because they're really cute
>>680831501
Aye captain!
>>680831395
after reading you dialog this is now really really really weird....
>>680831501
why is it strange to like that kind of stuff?
I think its the best thing you can do
>facesitting is the best
Hello everyone,I'm back at last
Did I miss something interesting?
>>680831595
A-alright...
>>680831625
ARE YOU SPEAKING NAZI OR SOMETHING YOU COMMIE SACK OF SHIT?
>>680831710
It has subtext but that's because yuri subtext sells really well, while actual yuri gives mediocre sales.
>>680831625
You don't say
>>680831535
Catchy doesn't always mean good though
>>680831803
We have been giving out medical advise and talking about cunnilingus, you know, the usual
>>680831803
Welcome back, you missed Akiko giving advice on how to eat out pussee.
>>680831710
it's extremely subtle in lucky star, except the ova which, the whole ova is just a dream....i've never seen k-on though
>>680831710
Azunyaa makes me so hard.
>>680831535
Ayyyyy what's up st(alk)ocking? Long time no see. Suicide stream when?
>>680832017
Back off fag. She's mine.
>>680831395
I'll try.
>>680831535
Ok.
>>680832064
>different Stocking
>>680832146
We can share her, it's not like I love her or anything.
What's up everyone?
>>680831839
And I do mean everything.
I'll have to teach you about /tg/ one of these days, my darling
>>680832207
Ah. What happened to the other stocking?
>>680832017
That sandwich is making me want some
>>680831976
Best smug bobblehead tbh
>>680831878
True. They place yuri subtext so everyone who has yuri vision will go write fanfics and keep the show alive.
Mugi and Yui/Azu is pretty obvious. I don't really see Mitsu that much.
>>680831501
One day. One day.
>>680831535
What?
>>680831729
The black one is a gazer and the other jabberwok
>>680831735
Kek
>>680832207
I believe in you
>>680831935
Fair. Im a sucker for a good ear worm
>>680832064
I think Im a different Stocking, was the the last one super depressing orvsomething?
I get asked this a lot.
Im good, how bout you?
>>680832207
Best practices are learned that way, right?
>>680832265
No. Mine alone. You can have the others.
>>680832326
Hey Asuna, how are you?
>>680832326
Hey you're here early
ill be back, im gonna take a shower....
>>680832331
Yeah, I'd like for that.
>my darling
>flustered hands
>>680832642
Just woke up actually, stayed up until around 6am EST...how're you doing?
>>680832659
I decided to pop in a bit early and say hi. How goes things Shinoa?
Im gonna go to sleep.
Ill be back somewere between 30 minutes and 80 hours
>>680832578
Some are actually good though, like Country Road
>>680832794
Every time you type blushing hands or flustered hands I imagine the hand from The Adams Family with a moe anime blush, and it makes me giggle.
>I can show you the world!
>>680832472
He's still around, he just doesn't post here much anymore.
>>680832555
Thank you.
>>680832578
I guess so.
>>680832790
Bye Kagami.
>>680832985
Good night
>>680832985
I hope you die in your sleep
>>680832555
Thank you!
>>680832932
Doing good, thanks, just watching some Jojo.
>stayed up until around 6am EST
Eh I was up until 8AM, CEST for me tho.
>>680832985
See you in 30.
>>680831535
Stocking Froggo tea party when?
I love honey!! <3
>>680831729
Is that a bad thing though?
>>680832990
Glad to make you giggle, heh. Bet it's cute.
>I can show you an acre!
>>680832555
I suppose Im just an oddity then, oh well.
Not the first time I was outside the norm
>>680832326
Nothin, nothin but a good time.
>>680832990
True, or maybe...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9f16Fw_K45s
>>680833275
Set the date, itd be fantastic!
>>680833275
Nuh uh! It's a great thing that you're just as cute!
Is it too late to claim guys?
How often do you wank to your waifu?
Makise claimed. How is everyone today?
UPDATE: kitchen is clear, pasta is cooking. Can hear bass tunes. Possibly party in basement but can't tell because deaf. Waiting out pasta incubation time.
>>680831735
This guy gets it
But according to statistic only about 60% of men give oral, and only half of that says they do it because they enjoy it
>>680832555
Trips confirm one day Shinoa will strike lucky
In all seriousness, you're better off waiting for a girl you're really into. I did it a few times with rando's and those memories are either supressed or regret.
>>680833580
Not at all. Though I have tons of "lewd" pics
>>680833580
Never, that shit is rude
>>680833580
Never, fapping to your waifu is heresy
>>680833840
those tits have like 10 polygons
>>680833697
as you stated those two postitions are just the best
for me it also has a unique flavor because i am so addicted to legs
its just perfect for me!
>>680832932
Every thing is good. Learning more about oral and playing some saints row 4. What's up with you?
>>680833013
You're welcome
>>680833133
Read them and theyre quite something
>>680833503
Talking about the eating out thing?
>>680833697
Thanks once again homie
>>680833580
Never, she is sacred. Other waifus on the other hand....
>Stocking
>>680833950
Yes.
>>680833580
I fuck an Azusa cosplayer. I wank everyday.
She's been my waifu for 9 years so I'd say she's alright with having sex.
>>680834069
Yes.
>Stocking
>>680833321
You don't even know how happy it makes me
>>680833906
>>680833912
Same
Anyway, I'm going to take a shower and get ready for work, love you all!
Especially you Hand!
Fran
>>680834069
I'll definitely check them out.
>Miia
>>680826153
oh, hey laz
>>680834329
Bet you got a cute smile too.
Alright, enjoy your shower. Hope work goes well, buddy.
how about u make a new thread u lazy fuks
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