You can't leave this thread until you find someone with the same first name.
Amerifag named Ian, here. Britfags get in here or I will be here for a while.
>>680797162
Andrew
Derek
>>680798210
I guess we should allow different spellings of the same name to count or you'll be here til 404
>>680797162
Klinger
Make way for the biggest faggoty name in this thread I unfortunately am William :(
>>680797162
Daniel
>>680798690
You may leave.
>>680798790
Ayy, you can leave fam
>>680798563
Hope you ain't got any plans faggot you're here for the duration.
>>680798840
Does that mean you can also leave or are just pulling my pisser here ? Am I really free to go ?
Alex, fuck sake.
Jack.
>>680797162
Landon
Any Sams in here?
Wallace
Muhamed
>>680799005
I mean I go by Bill but my legal name is William GTFO, anon.
Brad
Richard
>>680799115
Feel free to leave.
>>680799311
thanks, and checked
Deshawn any other bruvs out there?
Any Tom in here ?
Stoyan, any bulgarian faggots here? Or will die waiting ITT
>>680799215
Fuck it I'm lonely nigger I'm just gonna camp in here with Klinger.
I know you're reading this Chris. You can leave now.
>>680797162
Harun
>>680797162
another Americunt here named Ian
now go fuck off OP
>>680799131
You better hope another homosexual clicks into this thread by mistake.
>>680799468
I think if you get and De name you are good to leave Deshawn, Deandre, Demydaddyleftbecausehissonwasanigger...
>>680799184
90% of sandniggers can now leave the thread,
>>680798910
KEK
>>680799758
I kekd
>>680797162
Eris.
and im a guy.
>>680799666
also check my fucking satanic trips niggers
>>680799666
You would be a 666 post. I'm getting the fuck out of here. Checked!
>>680799866
and my fucking dubs
>>680799808
i guess i'll be here til 404. sigh.
>>680799906
now, check my fucking quints
Darren here
>>680799633
This was the first reply I saw.
I got out quick.
>>680799866
Checked. Fucking quit that shit I'm trying to leave.
>>680797162
What state u from
>>680797162
gg, another Edward where u at?
pic related
Amerifag with a Eurofag name, Connor.
>>680800026
Kansas.
>>680800003
I don't know if that is a common name, but lets see if anyone is named Darren on /b/
Cheros
Anybody called Eris ????? I'm only joking faggot sit back down and make yourself comfortable.
Billy
>>680800141
every and all Darren's are total faggots. sorry bruv
>>680800190
fuck man.
:^(
>>680800092
Nvm then. Worked with an Ian in AR recently.
>>680800231
A bill has checked in already, be on your way faggot.
Get the fuck out of here brian
>>680799215
I'm Billy, but I get called Bill... I'm outta here.
is there anyone named Eris here?
cuz if so, your parents fucking hated you. now wait patiently and keep your cock catcher closed.
Josh. Anyone?
Anyone named Elvis?
Aries here. named after the zodiac
ERIS LETS GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE ITS COOL ITS COOL
Klinger you better still be lurking fukwit or currently stabbing your mother to death for that name, you are going nowhere cunt. In fact Klinger meet Eris he can keep you company.
Shakil any1?
>>680800677
IM OUT BITCH
>checkd
>>680800745
found the niggre
>>680800766
No fucking way Aries ain't Eris you cunt!
neal
>>680800831
those niggers are going nowhere
>>680800791
Indian name ^^
>>680797162
I'll be here forever... My name is Kajetan
Michael.
>>680797162
tom
>>680800895
POO IN THE LOO YOU FUCKING SAVAGE
Jacob
Aidan here, fuck my fairly uncommon name
>>680799559
>>680800982
yerp, we're outta here
>>680797162
Thomas here
Noone named John??? WTF IS WRONG WITH U FAGGOTS
Anyone eurofag Thomas here ?
>>680801051
You need a Scottish Celtic fc fan and you will be on your road again.
>>680800987
Since there is a billion of us, I wont be here for long
I guess I never leave this place, Dion here
>>680800987
make toilet doors that don't have pervert peeping holes, fucking savage
>>680801071
Ah good, thanks bro
>>680801075
Lol right we have a fucking Eres Aries Kajetan Alejandrocicle and Garrinoceris but no John
Sean
Spelled the right way
>>680800066
conner is american
retard
>>680801071
>>680801064
>>680801140
jesus, how many of us are there?
>>680801236
yeah cuz thats the reason Indians shit in the middle of the street. lel
>>680800620
Right here
>>680801267
What's the odds on that ? I think I'm gonna need to see some documentation on that tbh.
>>680801267
Or George. I bet your parents hat ya faggots
Eric
>>680799696
<---------- your dick
>>680801334
no they do that because they're gross, but you lot also need to fix your doors
any other femanon called isis?
Tomas -uk/21
>>680797162
Sup, Amerifag named Ian aswell.
Any tims?
>>680801382
Dad....... Is that you ?
>>680801387
i shit squatting on the seat with the door propped open.
>>680800976
Let's goooooo
>>680801445
Polish cunt
>>680800906
You're free my nigga
Piotr
I'm staying here for a while.
>>680799141
Samuel here, not sure if that counts?
>>680801462
Fucing fuck off
>>680801403
notifying FBI
Louie.
>>680801502
slav spotted
>>680801525
nah fam. Born and raised in Southampton.
>>680801628
could your parents not afford the h?
>>680800623
He died
>>680801671
Nah, mum's probably a spastic.
>>680801293
Me, frenchfag named Tom. i don't even know why my parents gave me a murican name. I was the 1st Tom in the thread.
Paul
>>680798790
damn daniel
>>680797162
Ryan
>>680801567
How the fuck did you know
>>680801752
just change it to jean-paul or pierre
No one here named Tyler besides me?
LaMonte. I'm going to die here, aren't i?
>>680797162
Hi, I'm Mordecai Goldblatt.
I'm going to be here a while, Amerifag Noah.
>makes bad pun
>people ignore name
>>680801913
Or JB
>Jean Baptiste
>>680801526
no fucking way, thanks anon!
>>680797162
Really? Noone said Jeff?
You disappoint me b
Im a tyler
Артём
Brandon?
>>680800620
Bless u thanks familia
Harry
Barack
Coven represent!
are there really no David's here what the fuck is this Bullshit
>>680797162
SON OF A BITCH AMERICAN
AMERICAN IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER?
DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?
AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING
BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA IS A MURDERER
FUCKING U.S.A
>>680797162
Maëva.
>>680802276
You're free my dude
>>680802521
umm, Mohammed is a faggot that ate pork and fucking little blind boys. go suck a jew dick.
any pleuns? i guess i will be here forever
Andrea
Jeral
>>680797162
Luka, I guess I'll be in this thread forever
>>680802721
fellow Luca here!
Bosco, it's gonna be a while
>>680802791
jk, have a fucking seat little nigger.
>>680802518
David here. We're out!
>>680802716
show us your tits
Bosco
Selpamho going be here , long
>>680802672
>Let's give these members of the American elite their due: one has to work hard to make a mystery of anti-American (and anti-Western) terrorism emanating from the Middle East. It takes prodigious effort to maintain an air of innocence about San Bernardino and Paris, because no one who claims to be informed can plead ignorance of the long history of U.S. and Western imperialism in the Muslim world. This includes the CIA's subversion of Iranian democracy in 1953; the U.S. government's systematic support of compliant, autocratic, and corrupt Arab monarchies and dictatorships; its empowering of Iraqi Shi'ite Muslims; and its unconditional backing of Israel's brutal anti-Palestinian policies. (The savage 2014 war on Gaza killed many noncombatants.)
In the 10 years before the 9/11 attacks the administrations of George H. W. Bush and Bill Clinton bombed Iraq while maintaining an embargo, most especially on equipment for the water and sanitation infrastructure the U.S. Air Force had destroyed during the Gulf War. Half a million children died. This was also when U.S. officials promised, then reneged on the promise, to remove U.S. forces from the Islamic holy sites in Saudi Arabia.
Denis
>>680802813
Maybe a Russian bear is lurking.>>680802839
>>680802791
>>680802894
Fuck, every time this, I'm a guy.
I'm going to watch this thread die
Züna
>>680802839
slavnigger*
>>680802919
shit up ok
Ethan
>>680799633
Thank you.
Marty
>>680800257
I understand
>>680802970
Shit up yourself american
Wilmington, I'll just start setting my camp house
>>680803069
stupid fuckin g I not forom AMERIca SO SHITU P U loseRr
>>680802936
It's actually an Italian name, though I'm Spanish, my parents had to be that original
Anyone out there named Vance?
>>680802919
Muslims are filthy nigger scum. Muslims should not be allowed in the west. Muslims should be quarantined to you middle east shithole, then we should nuke it. Muslims are pathetic, honorees, dick sucking faggots. Every single Muslim on Earth should be killed. Now go fuck a goat Mohammed.
>>680803181
yup, lets go
Krsytalia
Ausfag named blade.
I'm fucked.
Hank
>>680803198
Yes it's Muslims who are faggots not America...
Seriously you can't make this shit up
>>680802919
Bang on the money. Fucking Ameritards
Scotfag named Fraser
>>680803468
all muslims need to die
islam is a disease
kill every single muslim
time for a new round of crusades
>>680803286
how edgy are your parents to have named you Blade?
>>680799141
>>680801539
Thanks for letting me leave!
>>680803267
show tits
>>680800066
You can leave another amerifag named connor
>>680802721
lukas.. rip
Hey /b/ my name is James, I enjoy long walks on the beach and avoiding trap threads. Here to make some new friends...and maybe more. I hope I can leave this thread soon, so anyone with the same God tier name I have please reply to this post it would be much appreciated.
>>680797162
Charles.
Looks like I'm going to be stuck here for a good while.
>>680803606
Stoned 24/7 early 90's wish it was the 70's-80's still type of edgy?
>>680802281
ты свободен, /б/рат
>>680799237
Out you go, go on now.
Roman ITT, am I stuck till 404?
fuck. my name is joe. like biden, like manganiello, like mauer, all of them. get in here joe, joey, joseph, jose, etc.
>>680804605
Than you so much man
>>680804531
pretty dank
Hi my name is
Hi my name is
Chikichikichi
Slim Shady
Hi kids
Do you like violence
Wanna see me stick 9 inch nails through each one of my eye lids?
Cont?
>>680800003
Again, anyone named Darren here?
Tyrone
>>680804744
stfu
>>680804744
wanna copy me and do exactly like i did
try it and get fucked up worse than my life is?
my brain's dead weight, i'm trying to get my head straight
but i can't figure out which spice girl i wanna impregnate
Looks like I'm in this thread forever.
Why did my parents name me Reuben, family isn't even Jewish for fucks sake.
french lads unite! Lucien is mon nom
>>680804864
look a fucking FAGGOT
Devi....
>>680804686
SON OF A BITCH ROMAN
ROMAN IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A SOME CRUSTULA?
DO YOU WANT SOME DENARII?
ROMAN IS PIG DISGUSTING
CASSIUS IS A MURDERER
FUCKING ROMA
>>680804895
because they loved sandwiches
esmaeil
>>680797162
Hi! I'm Anonymous, just like your father.
>>680804994
>kek
>>680805146
SHOTS FIRED
SHOTS FIRED
Bubbles
Krystian ayy lmao
>>680805195
fucking redditfag
>>680802919
What's your point?
>>680797162
Jakub....
>still waiting
>>680797162
I'm probably the only person with my name on 4skin.
>>680804898
lol "is mon nom"
>>680797162
>ctrl f dave
fml
>>680804994
That was good, thank you anon. My parents didn't consider it because of any imperial origins tho, named me in some ancestor's honor, no idea whom exactly.
Claudio
>>inb4 mexifag
>>680805307
O kurwa, ja pierdole...
>>680802716
Do you go by Andy? Also how are you tits? I knew an Andrea who had the best pair of tits ever.
Frank here can I leave now
Matthew
>>680805291
Faggot Americans hate Muslims for defending their country against imperialists and Zionists.
How far US has fallen from its foundation :/
>>680805473
to dobrze
Jorden
>>680801779
You can leave my dude
...any cedrics?
>>680805672
>Faggot Americans hate Muslims
Don't fool yourself shitskin. Everyone hates muslims.
>>680802518
Right here anon
Emma
Tommy here
>>680805819
Fairly certain youre stuck here for a while
any Adam's?
Guillermo.
I´m gonna be here forever, aren´t I?
>>680805906
dont hit on me you faggot
>>680797162
Dan
Nick
>>680805819
Let's see that anus baby.
>>680805949
Lol wasnt gonna
Glenn no one will have this
(what)
my name is
(who)
my name is
(waka waka)
Slim Shady
My actual name is Tanner
Mariam
>>680805949
Ill legally change my name to angela so we can both get out of here. Then we have sex. I slit your throat. I fuck airway. I shit on body. I make small oncisions on anus. Stick needle in clitoris. I pit u with natalee hollaway.
>>680805189
>>680805949
Check me out
Oliver
Niggus
kill me
>>680806451
Bullshit.
>>680806384
ur free my dood
Gregory Berrycone
>>680806086
Fuck you I think I know you. Fucking Tanner
>>680806500
I wish it was
magnus.... im stuck here.. pls 404
>>680797479
I was gonna check out this thread CTRL+F then leave and then found out you were first poster with no replies. :O
Andrew :D
>>680806570
Father of the Abyss
>>680797162
Jordan.
Michele
lol
>>680806564
Where is that name from?
Aaron my dudes
Ben
>>680801075
John is such a cliché name, faggit.
>>680806795
ITS NOT WEDNESDAY
>>680806750
>lol
show ass
>>680801075
Jhon here,
I'm bailing you out /b/ro.
>>680806570
Jeez dude, I wish being you.
The name literally says "Big guy"
Muhammad
Daryl
>>680801075
i'm john
let's get out of here, /b/ro
>>680797162
Amerifag Bobby here
I'll be here until Christmas my name is jesus
Austin
>>680806756
My parents thought it was hilarious. I'm still waiting on it to be changed
My name is Eymayjoo
Jon.
>>680807345
Why do you hate everyone so much?
Aliya, my guys
I'll be here for a while.
Adrian
>>680807323
How hard is living with that name for you?
George
>>680797162
Fuck you, momma: Jameis here. Imma go grab a soda.
Emil, how long will this take?
Chris
inb4 moot
>>680807420
Because I hate myself and I'm projecting.
>>680804018
Namesake identified.
All individuals named James may leave the thread.
>>680807534
Most people, after laughing when I tell them my real name, just call me Nigel. I still get tons of weird looks when I'm submitting paperwork with my name on it.
>>680797162
willi
eduard
Aku
>>680801970
I love you.
Any Thomasfags here?
>>680808019
very british
>>680801035
Thanks
Kim jong un
>>680800257
"ay white boy..."
"i'm sorry sir i thought you were daren."
Patrick ._.
>>680808019
im fucking free!
Sherlocks in here?
>>680798790
Yee, Daniel aryan race
wait i thought site was offline how does that work daren?
on the hunt for another seth
>>680808347
blonde hair and blue eyes, one would hope.
Amber.
Sigh.
>>680808435
i dont think jews like it here very much so....
good luck.
>>680808476
yo i heard your alert the other day.
>>680808476
show tits
nordic female name, not even giving it a try. I'll just wait.
>>680808476
amber is a hot girl name.
tits or gtfo?
>or are you one of those chubby girl ambers? its okay your name is amber you're still probably adorable.
>>680808540
Yeah, fucking thanks.
>>680808633
you good tho right gurl?
>>680808615
Not Solveig perchance?
>>680808615
now i want to know name....:[
Angel?
>>680808618
I don't think I'm chubby, no.
<33 Thanks, though, fag.
>>680808925
tits or gtfo then what are you even doing?
>>680801940
rofl
>>680808925
you know that no one will know its you, so why not give the boys a taste?
>>680809034
I don't have any fucking titties
>>680806561
Unless you live in Eastvale/Norco/Corona in Southern California then you don't know me.
>>680809129
even better
>>680809147
are you that tanner i fucked that one time?
>>680809242
you know...anally. like in your butt. there's really no way you could have possibly forgotten.
>>680797162
Adolf
