Waifu claiming thread.
>You're here forever
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>worship all Spike waifu's
>Naps and alcohol recommended by 10/10 Spiegels
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Spike Spiegel
Planting trees
Shinoa claim
Goddess Nonon Jakuzure claimed
still here
Yuno claim before I shower
>>680767155
dubs checked for the Goddess
Megmin claim
>>680767153
Two are couple months older, the other is 2 years younger
>>680767158
>implying you shower
>>680767211
and the dubs keep coming for the Goddess
>>680766904
I swear there was a number 2, but I can't seem to remember a source.
Probably not.. but it would be neat. I NG+'d it once, and played it so much I'm burned for now. Maybe I should up the difficulty, seeing as I plow through everything.
>>680766932
If you don't learn from your mistakes, you're doomed to repeat them.
Reminds me of my young brother...
>I'm smart
Nigga you got caught doin the same shit a dozen times this year.
He's so smart, too. Straight A, AP classes and all.. smh
Kongou claimed!
>>680766722
That is undisputed n_n
>>680766731
She's sleeping over at her boyfriends house so it's me myself and I haha :)
>>680766799
Aww >~< thanks anyways though :)
>>680766799
Do it, im interested
>>680766812
BUT WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN
>>680766904
Tell me what kinda boss you face man
>>680766962
Fuck, jersey mikes? I haven't been there in a while, im form cali btw and that shits good here. and yes you are lucky, my metabolism likes to take its sweet time and make me a fat fish face haha
>>680767153
Teach me your ways master, I wanna go on dates and stuff too haha
Also caliming
Miia claim
>>680767315
I know a dude that is really good in school but is pretty much a dumbshit in everything else. Happens alot.
>>680767439
I have no clue why I think this gif is really satisfying.
>>680767447
Heyo friendo
Claimed.
Winry Rockbell
Claimed
>>680767110
>>680767155
>>680767211
>>680767308
>>680767446
>>680767535
Needs sex appeal and dubs to be liked
>>680767315
If you want to play it more go for it
>>680767423
probably one that will kill me
>>680767240
Hey Metamucil
>>680767368
Ah I see, 3 of the best people IMO heh
>>680767439
Ayyyy snek
>>680767446
Lewd, but I dig
>>680767447
Hows it goin mooman?
>>680767556
Comrade! How goes it friend?
>>680767645
Nice claim, how are you?
>>680767758
Well yeah, its dark souls
>>680767423
Oh, shit, were we talking about locals earlier or was that with someone else? Cause I live in California too. But yeah nice, and yeah Mike's is pretty good imo, I love their cheese steak.
>>680767537
Heh, I really like it too.
>>680767729
hello
>>680767268
So you guys are really close in age, thats good. It's easy to understand each other when you are all close like that.
>>680767423
I can teach you somethings, but others you must learn just by going out and trying stuff!
>>680767645
Winry is underrated, good taste anon.
>>680767660
Nonon is pretty top-tier tbqhwyf
>>680767535
>>680767765
even Vlad bends the knee for the Goddess
>>680767796
>lewd
I remember you, man, what's up, bro?
>>680767535
Keep it goinh
>>680767423
My tastes have definitely changed since I was a young husbando.
Used to be hard into Mindless Self Indulgence, but now I've calmed considerably.
Ah, the days of youth and carefree wonder...
Fucking miss it
>>680767758
I have so many I need to finish, pick up or give and honest chance.
>>680767537
Book smart, street retarded. Like, literally fucking autistic when it comes to making sound decisions.
>>680767645
What's up, wrench?
>>680767893
Wuff ^_~
>>680767920
Yeah, but there's a lot of hentai goin' on with no substance. All fan service no story.
>>680767796
Oh stop it <3 that's so sweet of you haha
>>680767949
>>680767949
do you submit all glory to Goddess Nonon?
>>680768055
You're reminding me a lot of those flying enemies I fucking hate... Do I need to get my gun?
>>680768156
>>680767796
Still insomnia, its 4am where I am now.
>>680767893
>>680768055
Hello.
>>680768156
Maybe...
>>680767820
I think so haha, but I didn't know you were from cali! Thats awesome, not very many of us here I feel like. and I haven't tried their cheese steak yet, Illl have to get it next time
>>680767903
I get that, I just haven't tried much stuff haha
>>680767922
You remember me? You flatter me, but all goes well, just hangin out. How bout you?
>>680767729
How's it going?
>>680768016
Fuckin hell you know it. It actually amazes me that he doesn't understand alot of common sense but some how gets straight A's.
>>680767796
It's alright, got things to get completed. Then boom! I'm able to relax Sunday. How are ya?
>>680768399
Dubs don't lie
>>680768371
I'm alright, just another night making a shrine(thread) for the one true Goddess
>>680767796
yeah thats true
>>680768016
like what?
>>680768156
>>680768289
and this thread man
>>680768282
No maybe, the Goddess only deals with positive absolutes. A 'no' does not suffice
>>680768399
Only nigger who isint a nigger
>>680768135
Well its true <3 so what are you up too now?
>>680768055
A winged claim! How goes it friend?
>>680768257
Shit still? Im sorry to hear that man, are you at least having good days?
>>680768571
What do you have against the Goddess, you heretic?
>>680768371
Yeah, grew up in the far reaches of NorCal, and living in the bay area currently.
I'm heading off to bed everyone. Good night it was nice talking with you all, have a great day!
>>680768624
Okay then
As long as i can wank it to het
>>680768257
Central time zone best time zone.
>>680768571
Let me just finish the beer and use my brain for a fucking minute
Zelda.. one of them idr
I Am Alone
Phantom Pain
Blacklist
Fire Emblem... one of them
>>680768770
Sweet nightmares you strange ittle mage
>>680768671
Hmmph... I'm worrying. Right when I say my roommate won't be home she enters the door crying. I think she just broke up with her bf... idk yet..
>>680768742
How goes it fellow Cali snake :)
All this lewd in the thread
>>680768710
Just made her better
>>680768380
Insomnia.
>>680768671
They're not bad, nothing going on.
>>680768893
Yup.
>>680768016
>Mindless Self Indulgence
Not familiar with this band, please explain, but I feel ya. sometime I wanna rock out and get crazy and other times I wanna chill and be lazy
Nothin wrong wit that
>>680768465
What kinda things if your down to share? And yes, come sunday all will relax and share the waifu haha. Im doing good, just hangin out
>>680768500
Nice! Im sure she'll appreciate the dubs. I actually really enjoyed that character in the series
>>680768571
Go get em tiger
>>680768742
I really really like this gif
Best waifu
>>680769103
hey can you make this better
>pro tip: you can't
>>680768742
Oh nice, same here, shits expensive though!
>>680768959
Oh no! I hope its nothing too bad :( I wanna hear deets
>>680768971
What lewd?
>>680769103
>tail pussy
What in the fuck? At least your doing comfy, thats good to hear haha
>>680769187
I feel that, better to have nothing going on than bullshit going on in my opinion
Back from the shower!
>>680767308
>Implying implcations
>>680767315
unfortunately I was in a loop for these past 3 years with my ex, its only til last year I became so broken, I've gotten jaded over her
>>680767903
Yeah two of them I've been good buddies since highschool
>>680768666
Checked
>>680768959
It goes, mega mega tired, finishing the basis of my build on this new char in ds3, then gonna do some sleeps.
>>680768971
You should have been here earlier lol
>>680769197
Yeah it's great, probably one of my favorites of her <3
>>680769414
Ohhhh yeah, that and the traffic are two very very shitty things about the bay area. And most of CA in general is stupid expensive compared to the rest of the country.
>>680769195
Industrial grunge. Very lewd, crude, loud and strange. Check a few of their songs and you'll know
>I love my mommy because she fucked my dad
>I love mymmmy becaus ehse FUCKED THE SHIT OUT OF MY DAD
>>680768770
I forgot to say goodnight! Sleep well man :)
>>680768893
I have only played Phantom Pain and it was good till the second chapter but there is only 2 chapters so ya know
>>680768710
Nothing yet
>>680769195
This boss is a real big boy
>>680769552
>implicitly implying implications
>>680769414
I'll keep you updated.. something not right I think she's either drunk or something much worse.
>>680769557
Aww :( alright well enjoy your sleeps n_n
Tree
> you will never smoke a shit load of pot and laugh at bad jokes with your Cheshire cat waifu.
>feelsbad.jpg
>>680769552
I seem incapable of making connections with anyone worthwhile.
Self sabotage. Or they're just too.. now
>>680769612
I forget my pic a lot too
And.. wait..
yep
Just got hit by the drunk train
Woooo woooooo!
All aboard
>>680769724
No one's drunk you're not a cop
>>680769195
yeah, she was my favorite part of the show, ryuko was okay, and that little brat was annoying af, I refuse to mention her by name
>>680769311
Top this
>pro tip you cant
>>680769674
>Implying implcations that are implying implcations
>>680769838
Not alot of people are worth remembering.
That is why friends has "end" in it
>>680769849
I don't even remember coconut head's name. Edgy mcedge could have been better but she was decent enough to be likeable.
>>680769552
Welcome back, feeling pure?
>>680769557
Goddamn the fucking traffic, especially when you get that one asshat who goes all the way down the left turn lane just to cut in at the end
>>680769565
I see, I can feel some of those, but grunge isn't usually my scene heh
I'm gonna go to sleep now.
>>680769195
Got to look for a new desk, got to restock(though I have plenty of drinks left, but I want more!) and got to clean up/organize my room.
>>680769849
Asuka is mine
>>680769951
Woah.. deep
Is that why marriage has... age... init? i age... sage
>>680769994
yeah, I moved off from it
Sucks about thse quads, tho
>>680770028
gnight 2%. Sweet nightmares
aand im fuckin lost. Definitely lost my cool here
>>680769993
yeah, I guess
>>680769951
lol
Last one for the tonight
I'm out y'all, good night, i'm tired
>>680769724
Not going yet, gotta beat Rotted Greatwood first.
>>680769994
Or people that don't use their indicators and people who don't understand how dual turns work. What part of the bay are you in? Santa Clara here. Unless I misunderstood you and you were just talking about CA in general.
>>680769724
Damn, when alcohol is mixed its never a good sign
>>680769612
>a real big boy
Your gonna need a real big ween then friend
>>680769849
I liked her voice actually, it was unique and interesting, as well as her character and abilities
>refuse to mention her name
kek
>>680770229
>gotta beat Rotted Greatwood
That your penis?
>>680770067
go away, you fokin slag
>>680770191
forgot pic, anyway g'nite everyone
>>680769903
that is some top tier shoop
>>680769838
I would make one hella kawai cop!
>>680770229
Heh then I wish you the best of luck n_n
>>680769903
The quality of the picture is just...amazing
>>680769612
>This boss is a real big boy
4U
>>680770296
Skank!
>>680770439
Can you even fight?
>>680770443
>
>>680770665
pls kill yourself furfag
>>680770028
Goodnight mooman! Sleep well :)
>>680770047
I thought you got a new desk last sunday! What gives? and yes its always good to have more haha
>>680770079
A nice german claim, how goes it?
>>680770142
>sucks about those quads tho
Oh fuck you drunken bastard, don't forget Im still keeping up
>>680770229
Woah, Im Santa Clara as well! the traffic I usually see is from the fuckin Lawrence exp. So many douches not using their turn signals then cutting in when they see a chance
>>680769838
at least you are having fun
>>680770276
>>680770515
Nevermind the boss was retarded and kept the one thing that could kill him at the foot of his throne
>>680770777
>trips of truth
>jackpot
You win.
>>680770826
>santa clara
You cucks are a long ways away from me. RIP.
>>680770731
I will BANINGU RABU all over you.
>>680770826
You gotta keep goin since ike 13 hours ago, snowflake. I'm reachin my limit. This is where I get real stupid, then vomit and go pass out
>>680770915
It happens when I'm reaching my end. I just get really happy and everything's funny
>>680771056
Guess I'll be usin condos with you
>>680771116
NOT THAT KIND OF BURNING LOVE >/////<
>>680770826
Hah, nice! Pretty cool that I have a neighbor here in thread. Kinda weird too but still cool! My main commute is on Montague/San Tomas, and since it connects to the 101, my god 9am and 5pm traffic there is UGH.
>>680770826
That didn't go as planned, the place that has them close early on Sundays. But everything else went smoothly! Jaja
>>680769994
Pretty refreshed, yeh
>>680770142
There is no end in family
>ily "I love You"
>>680771272
>>680771221
https://youtu.be/zEJW_j8bjmg?list=RDkFm5H52NZiU
>>680771381
Blood of the covenant
I would like to.. probably not g down that road
>>680770915
Psh, I knew you had him, sounds like a tard
>>680770999
Trips of truth , we are a long ways away from the floods
>>680771116
Getting a little tired there bud? Just finished my 10th shot of 40%
>>680771312
>5pm on San Tomas
Fuckin gross! how do you manage?>>680771370
Oh I see haha, well at least you can you get it now! Good to know things went smoothly :D
>>680771381
Good, cus yous about to get it
>>680771494
Brotherhood of blood is better, they have a stadium to pvp in
>>680771584
Ohhh my~
>>680771584
Ain't no floods down here man. You mixing me up with Shinoa bro?
>>680771584
Yeah, I had about 15 shots throughout the day, then got down on two six packs.
So.. you..
are getting a little shut up
>>680771588
I mean blood of the covenant is stronger than water of the womb
Those you forge bonds with by choice are stronger than those made by birth.
My family gets this wrong all the time
>>680771494
God damnit stop making me wanna listen to the cowboy bebop soundtrack again...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf2VYAtqRe0
>>680771584
I mean, I kinda don't have a choice so eh. Kinda weird knowing that someone you met in a thread on /b/ just earlier in the afternoon lives maybe half an hour from you haha
>>680771116
Good or Bad?
>>680771584
oh well onto go find a lord lothric
>>680771879
Why would i stop sharing glory?
This ost is more magikarp than elvis.
But I got your message. ^_~
I'll turn the heat down so your loins can cool off.
>>680771908
It's been getting better since I went ot on my own, though. I've been a lot happier. They dont really bother me much, and I can just do me.
>>680772065
both. its a very, very fine line of pace between becoming too shitfaced to go on and losing the good buzz and crashing
It's easier when Im partying because im moving my body, but im just sittin here
>>680772244
>Trip dubs
Noice, wonder what's it like livig on your own.
>>680771645
Prepare yo'self
>>680771753
Fuck, I guess I did, I can't tell you guys apart haha
>>680771823
>throughout the day
Don't mean nothin. and don't think Im done just because im behind. We'll see who passes out first haha
>>680772000
Nice trips, and I feel the same haha, I was actually surprised as fuck when you said santa clara, too bad its crowded :/
>>680772065
You got a glasses pic! Rum friend will be pleased to see that. Kick Lord Lethargic ass!
>>680772518
Filename my nignog and well time of night. Shinoabro doesn't tend to be on this late
>>680772350
Peace. Relaxing. Free to do and be who you are without worrying about someone there to witness it.
Last place I lived was with my pops. Sort of crippled, couch potato. ALWAYS home, and you couldnt fart anywhere without the other hearing it.
It's really liberating just being free
>>680772518
guess ill get some pocket change and pick up a soda
remember, i aint got shiiiiiiiit to do until the 2nd. i got no problem waking my ass up to stay up for another several hours
This is now a /waifu/ tree
>>680772655
A waifu in MY waifu thread?
It's more likely than you think
>>680772732
get out of here, feels
feels no feeling!
feels no feeling!
feels no feeling!
>aww maaaan
>>680772244
Well I hope you manage to keep it on the good side
>>680772518
Rum friend?
>>680772518
Shiiiiitt
>>680772651
What about neighbors?
>>680772817
pics today for fucks sake
What'd I miss? Is Nonon still here?
>>680772817
Yeah, me too. Small things at a time. I work on what I can, when I can, and it just feels great to be ... me
feel like a person
>>680772852
>sticks butt out window and farts
be back in 5 or something. should be in time to bake
>>680771584
Yeah comrade! Unfortunately I have to go now, I got work today as well. It's a shame that it has affected my time here lately. I'll be on early though. (Hopefully.) Take care comrade and goodnight.
And take care everyone else.
>>680772991
Alrighty then
>>680772651
Do what you gotta do man, I aint got shit do either tomorrow haha
>>680772655
Dude I can only get so big of a boner, stop
>>680772607
Your are correct! Ill pay attention next time heh
>>680772817
Yeah, I forget the name of the girl but shes a cutie with glasses haha, I usually call him rum friend cus Im not good with the names here
>>680772852
Get ready for the insertion
Hai guise
What name should we give it?
(and i forgot to add who this is )
>Syndra
>>680772518
Yeah...You're not a student at Mission by any chance are you? I'm starting there this fall. Would have transferred in last year back when I first moved back to CA, but because I was out of state for over a year previously and had a DL from another state, they wanted to charge me out of state tuition so I said fuck no to that noise and decided to wait until I could get in-state tuition again, because why pay extra money.
>>680772944
She might be, dont remember them saying goodnight, also nothing much
>>680773063
Goodnight comrade! Sleep well :)
>>680773287
Welcome back Ayano chan
When i wake up everyone is going to sleep
Amazing timing
>>680773298
Stankass Zoosmell
>>680773157
Looks like we got ourselves a fight!
>grab two quarters
>walk across street to vending machine
>they're fucking nickles
>>680773414
Me n Koko got a good few hours in us. We's fightin for #1 drunk
>>680773577
Well good Luck to Both of you
>>680773215
YOU CANT JUST SAY NAH WTF?
>>680773287
Whatsup? hows it goin?
>>680773298
Call it Syndra
>>680773300
Nah Im at west valley, Im thinking about transferring to mission though, they seem more science oriented which is what im into
>>680772991
good stuff man
>>680773157
Alright I can deal
>>680773577
>they're fucking nickels
>>680773298
Call it Spike
>>680773843
Talk to any cute boys lately without choking?
>>680773837
AHAHAHA I TRICKED YOU AGAIN!
