Waifu claiming thread.
Greatest gif Edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>don't look away
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Dio claimed
Obligatory claim.
>don't look away
Dude's got a nice body, how could I not?
>>680749561
All is fair
>>680749577
It stopped asking for a while...
>>680748595
Hey welcome back
>>680749233
Looking at current pray...and playing live school idol project festival mobile game
Still waiting on csgo
Claim
>>680748547
Im down for a good spar, what are we doin now with the drinks? haha
>>680748595
Whatsup homie!
>>680748618
Who the fuck is Rutherford?
>>680748775
Oh yeah! The real reason for the OG Spartans was to fight the covenant right? Even though they publicly were meant to fight rebels/bandits/human bad guys?
>>680748974
Same, the late nights of trying to stealthily type "pornhub" on my mechanical keyboard and jerk off without waking up my parents
>>680749233
Just chillin, having a drink off with spike
>>680749837
Hey Mooman! How goes it?
Claiming
>>680749923
My dubs stains your honor.
Hello again fellow faggots
>Hamakaze claimed
I finally beat Aldrich!
>>680750008
Jesse Rutherford
He is singer in The Neighbourhood
>>680750085
Hows it goin smooth skin?
>>680750168
Hey! How are you doin?
>>680749986
I suck at pc fps
>>680750043
Honor? There is only honor for the fight, but when it's war..
There is no honor. There is only death.
And seems I'm digging my own grave.
>>680750008
I was too late to get more liquor, but I have 4 beers left. Sipping on them real slow like.
>>680750043
Dubs are a mere peck on the cheek.
>>680749487
Hmmm?
>>680749686
But I couldn't do that
>>680750008
And what's the drink of choice tonight?
>>680749953
Nice
>>680750298
Hey koko, I'm alright. Just got off dark souls so that I could join in some jolly conversations.
>>680750008
OG Spartans? Not familiar with the "OG".
Yeah, meant to quell rebels and etc. Was just a coincidence that the covenant showed up right around the time they get their signature armor (without shields at the time).
>>680750085
Heyo, friendo.
>>680750310
>suck at pc fps
Gaming skills are equal to your taste
Shit tier
>>680749923
Can I still sleep on your couch? e...even if i am a turtle
>>680750008
Insomnia.
>>680750404
Your grave was digged the moment you dared defy the glorious name of DIO.
>>680750406
Yes you could
>>680750310
Im not playing to be good i just like playing
>>680750573
Why dont you try asking me again in dark souls uh pal?
>>680750298
Pretty good. Feeding my face with peanut butter captain crunch before crashing out
>>680750578
My couch is a little small and not that great for sleeping. My bed is only slightly larger, but much more comfortable. You can keep me company.
Get's a little cold some times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPbBhvv6GI8&list=RDkFm5H52NZiU&index=9
>>680750676
I've come back from worse.
Hell, I love a challenge. Cant keep an idiot down.
>>680750404
Nice, just finishing my 8th shot now, you doing anything besides posting?
>>680750406
That would be Bacardi my friend! Do you drink at all?
>>680750452
Nice! Always good to see you join the convos :)
>>680750085
Hello
>>680750168
Wew!
>>680750406
What are you up to?
>>680750578
First you were tyrant's eye. Now yiure a turtle? You're a teenager about to be an adult come on rikka!
>>680750753
Ah well Im playing dark souls 3
>>680750772
>implying i own a copy of nigger souls
>>680751042
>shifting into maximum overcasul spotted
>>680750930
Staring at my constantly idling ps3. Working on the will to start my free PS+ dl, I Am Alone.
Know nothing about it, so that's good. I love a good unspoiled game.
>>680751042
I'm skeptical, too.
>>680751042
Pontiff Sulyvahn, password: TENDIESS
Let's go homo
>>680750930
Yeah but I just realized how tired I am and that I might pass out at any second.
>>680750981
Shinoa bro! I'm about to pass out.
>>680751168
If you have an xbox tomorrow at anor londo, password is poopcorn
>>680751270
Forgot the image
>>680750527
I meant OG as in original. And I only remember bits and pieces of the book (I was really young when I read it) but what your saying is bringing back some strong memories
>>680750668
That sucks, what time is it for you?
>>680750857
Fuck I haven't had captain crunch in years, have a bowl on me will ya?
>>680751270
>>>echbax
>>680751374
Never mind then
>>680750930
Not super often, but yeah. Making a bit of an exception last night and tonight, last night had some Hornsby's and tonight I'm idly sipping some Kraken.
>>680750750
nonoooo I could never
>>680750981
Starting a new build on ds3, gonna be a massive cock to people on pvp and use the estoc.
>>680751374
>>680751374
>>680751374
>>680751374
>>680751352
Actually, when they were made they had no idea the Covenant existed.
>OG as in original
Ahhh, alright.
>>680750897
I love the cold so that would be fantastic <
>>680750981
I still have the tyrants eye! And I think you missed a part of our conversation so you dont even get the turtle thing
>>680751449
Oh.. it was you, fuuuug
>>680751155
Nice dubs Ruri, whatsup?
>>680751166
Do it, get spooked
>>680751270
I see, I like that feeling of super sleepy (also love that pic)
>>680751592
Right eye? I was wondering about that..
Cybernetic right eye, here.
>>680751647
Ooo, spooky? I was hoping. I love scary games.
>First few levels of Doom 3
>Certain parts of The Evil Within
It's been a while since something got me intense.
>>680751468
Stop lying to yerself Harry
>>680751596
Yeah..
>>680751647
Right? And thank you
Alright I'm going to sleep. Night everyone
>>680751270
Why is that? 2 much gaming?
>>680751468
I need to get me a copy since all of this hype and shit
>>680751592
Yes I have and I'm assuming that your tyrant's eye made you into a turtle
>>680751168
I still dont have Ds3
>>680751968
Ahh one letter off
also that picture is cute
>>680752001
Yeah it's great, I've been in love with the Souls series ever since Demon's Souls.
>>680752130
Causal
>>680751468
Nice! Never had Kraken myself, heard it was good, what are you up too besides posting?
>>680751553
Shit really? I guess I got some details wrong haha, I wanna read those books again! I remember first assault blowing my tiny mind
>>680751801
I haven't played many spoopy games but the ones I did I kinda enjoyed heh, what other games ya got?
>>680751985
Goodnight! Sleep well <3
>>680752245
Nah just poor af
>>680752372
Ayano pls
>>680751985
Night
>shinoa bro
>>680752269
It's reeeaaaal gud. And just starting up a new char in ds3. What're you up to aside from having a drinkoff with Spike?
>>680752520
>fone flashlight on face
>3spoopy5me
>>680752269
... A lot. Nothing new aside from Phantom Pain and Blacklist. Haven't booted them up yet.
I stick mainly to my old games, the great classics.
Star Ocean 2, FF5-7+9, of course classic Mario. Earthbound.. pretty much any great SNES game, I guess. Still need to finish that one Zelda for the 3DS... um..
Like the remake of Link to the Past, I forget.
I forget which waifu, but I was going to play through Ninja Gaiden with them(not co-op)
I havent even touched steam in a few months, either.
Need new animu's though. Not much can hold me for more than halfway through.
>Keeping up the .gif edition
>>680752727
Good lord someone litterally redrew that
>>680753282
Mine is less gay tho
>>680752707
Nice! What kinda character you thinking of making? And aside from the drinkoff? Skyping with a friend and listening to music
>>680752755
Ah I see, for some reason when you mention Star Ocean im reminded of Fantasy Star Online, and it takes me back to scamming people out of credits pretending to be a girl on xbox haha
Hello
>>680753510
>Babby's first yandere
>Less gay
cute
>>680753282
Also whats up with the unbuckled belt and open fly, did she just rape somemone?
>>680751801
Its my tyrants eye it has mystical powers and gives me strength it also lets me cast spells on people so beware!
>>680752001
No no no no it cant turn me into a turtle unless I shape shift into one dummy, and I didnt turn into one I was just using a cute analogy
>>680753558
>pretending to be a girl
>pic
W-what?! This can't be!
Never did play PSO. I had none of the cool shit as a kid.
>>680753806
>You put a spell on me
You already cast one, darlin'. And that's fine by me.
>>680753750
Wow so original. Wherw did you get your waifu? At an autism store?
Gake and Fay
>>680753759
Stabbed herself outta pure insanity, goodie goodie tooshoe antagonist patched her up
>>680753670
Hai
>>680753750
>>680753510
Althou I have a personal hatred towards Yuno as a character, I don't consider "yandere chan" to be a real waifu since she's from a game far from finished.
>>680754141
Still doesn't explain why her pants were taken off
>>680753670
Tomoko, the strange tomato. What's up, weirdo?
>>680754159
>>680754103
>>680753750
>>680753510
>>680753282
>>680752727
>>680751151
>>680751042
>pic
>>680753558
Nice, I'm skyping with a friend too! And gonna make a really rood dood thrusting sword char. Saw how broken the estoc and rapier are in pvp, got motivated.
>>680754383
Fuck you that's why
>>680751647
Thank you, Koko, you're pretty nice.
I'm not up to much, I'm just still waiting until I pass out. I'd really like to sleep, even if just for a little.
Yourself?
>>680753670
Hey there, 3rd Tomokoposter I can remember.
>>680754440
Now, you're not fit to interfere in an argument between two people autistic enough to choose a yandere waifu, I known a lot of yandere characters, I know what I'm doing.
>>680749677
Claimed
>>680754051
Yes, I used my charm spell and it seemed to be super effective, soon you shall do as I ask and become my henchmen HAHAHAHAHA
>>680754670
I wouldn't call it interfering. Shitposting.
>>680754738
Wussup, crazyeyes?
>>680754624
>>680754159
>>680754624
Hi
>>680754440
Taking a little break from Dark Souls. Other than that not much
>>680754956
>I want to believe
Haruhi claimed
>>680754831
So long as I approve and it's in my favor, sure.
Or I get paid enough. I've learned my lesson with following my heart and women. Don't think it'll be so simple.
>>680754959
Lots of people goin for that, huh? I remember first week of DkS 2, the board said over 2million deaths world wide.. I wonder what this one is at.
I'll get it eventually. Probably too late for the online player hype, though... Just like Demon's Souls.
Won't get rekt enough in pvp.
>>680755206
I dont think I've seen a waifu I haven't found cute yet.
>>680753670
Hey tomoko! whatsup?
>>680754051
Yeah I got a weenus, I only ever played the demo too, still had good times fuckin with dudes who wanted to cyber sex little girls
>>680754494
>gonna make a rood dood
How roods he gonna be? Sounds like maximum rood haha
>>680754624
Thank you :) if you wanna sleep why don't you? And Im doing pretty good, just hangin out thanks
>>680755367
nigger wat
>>680755576
Don't worry about it, he's trying a bit hard.
>>680754738
Hows it goin spoopy?
>>680755206
Thats smug if ive ever seen it, hows it goin?
>>680755670
indeed
>>680755192
>>680754956
>>680754959
Wat?! Tomoko is grill?
>mindblown
>>680755576
I said you're cute
That's what, nigger.
Fuck.
If you could take a compliment as well as you take dick we'd be fine.
>>680755670
I gotta try for something... but I'm not sure you know what I'm trying for?
Fuck it, another beer here we go.
>>680755688
Im good as shit. Listening music and poting in waifu threads is like best thing i can do on weekends
>>680755367
We will see about that, we will see, now go my slave get me ice cream!
>>680755828
>mfw when i find out Tomoko is a grill
>>680752234
Would you recommend me to start with the third or very first?
>>680753806
So you're using an analogy to call yourself slow like a turtle? That is cute
>>680753670
Smug.
>>680755367
>>680755576
He's missing kongou. She's super cute!
>>680755858
I though you were talking shit sorry
>>680756097
Ty
>>680755861
>Im good as shit
There we fuckin go! Im pretty much doin the same, what music you listening too?
Allright enough Dio posting for now
You'll have to rely on pathetic inferior waifu threads now.
oK so basicaly its like this. youare at a friends house for like the night or watever and then you guys are making out on the couch (yeah!) and then like.. her dad calls on the phone and says "no i she likes it more if you use the other hand… yeah" and your alllike "oh dude your dad is trying to give me advice on how to diddle you" and then she's like… "i don't have a dad.." or whatever… but what!? WHO WAS PHONE?
>>680756443
Goodnight, sleep warm and well.
>>680756472
HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHO WAS PHONE??????
>>680756443
Haven't anyone with this much ego since Kanye West
>>680755473
Oh definitely maximum rood.
>>680756097
Start with the first, otherwise you're not gonna understand most of the lore. you don't have to play Demon's if you don't want, because it's ps3 only, but definitely play Dark1+2. 2 is pretty shitty because it wasn't directed by Miyazaki and it's more of a cookie cutter rpg than the others, but still.
>>680756236
You're very welcome
>>680756443
Could've gotten trips on your leave Dio
>>680756365
Currently Hip-Hop and Rock. Thats the stuff i prefer
>>680756718
So how you doing?
>>680755367
Pvp is kinda meh right now because 9 times out of 10 you fight more than one player
>>680755473
Ya know chillin
>>680755828
How did you not know?
>>680756097
S mug
How do people write this many responses
>>680755763
Say something.
>>680756873
pic
>>680756681
>Yanderechan
>>680756652
I am simply doing my best to be worthy of the name "Dio anon", I always put a lot of effort in delivering the best breads there are, quick and beautiful.
>>680756718
an omen to bad luck, be careful.
>>680756472
Obvi, phone was mom with voice changer
>>680756443
Later dio! Thanks for the threads :)
>>680756681
But what makes him so rood? Thats the question haha
>>680756901
Ananas.
I fucked up. I fell asleep at like 6pm and woke up at 1am.
>>680757128
Waaaaat?! Dat is grill 2?
>>680757000
w-what (checked)
>>680757128
Lots of poise damage because thrusting weapons are good at that, and rolling around really fast like a twat.
clmd
>>680755958
Ain't got none, sweetheart. And I'm not driving to get any. Waaay over the limit.. but you're welcome to come get some sugar.
>>680756097
I'm still learning everyone. There's just so many!
>>680756236
It's all good. No harm, no foul. Shit talkers talking shit.
>>680756365
I know its not directed at me, but a lot of jazz and classical. Mixing it up with Bebop OST, because that soundtrack is prime... aside from a few of them that is.
>>680756443
Seems my energy outmatches yours. Go, now. Flee at my sight!
Your fists must be tired
>>680756873
I've had bad past experiences...
But then again, I've triumphed quite well in overwhelming odds. Just keep reking them.
>>680756848
Nice, rocks always good, any band in particular?
>>680756873
Don't I know it, you kickin ass in DS3? You better be
>>680757283
When we fucking?
>>680757162
Ananas, indeed.
Were you supposed to wake up early?
1 am it's not too bad, I'll hang around until you feel like leaving, or when your data plan runs out.
I hope your night is going well.
>>680757312
>literally hercule satan
Allright, this is now my final post
>Dio
>>680757312
mein neger
>>680756718
Hello my friend
>>680757460
Um
we're not?
>>680757425
I hate when i dont update before i post
But I enjoy Nomy and AC/DC
>>680757256
God damn dude you are not on the ball today haha
>>680757283
Fuck that sound rood af! Whats his name gonna be?
>>680757284
Starting off with semi-lewd, I dig it. Hows it goin?
>>680757312
Sounds pretty comfy, I like my jazz/classical every now and then as well, any songs in particular?
>>680757565
No I wasn't. Was cleaning all day, decided to lay down for a second, and that turned into 7 hours.
If you are tired please rest. I don't want you all groggy and irritable during class.
Truly I was just checking in to say hello. I really gotta get back to cleaning, I've been over my data plan all week.
Im back
>>680757579
I can seriously take it all day and night. You think I care?
Well, I do, but I never know when to give up. One of these days, Dio.. You're going to break yourself on me.
>>680757603
I usually grin like a dumbass during shitpostings. Something about being a dumbass makes me feel all right.
>>680757812
I'm no offianado by any means. I can't quote lyrics, groups or names. I just know what I like, and it's all circumstantial.
I'm a fickle mother fucker.
>>680757941
Pantsu!
>>680756848
Doing well at 2 am watching jojo. I'm shinoa the smug of smug btw. Nice to meet you. How are you?
>>680756873
All day every day
>>680757002
Yes Dio Sama I will
>>680757312
Eh you get used to it. Just for other anons with the same waifus. Read the file names
>>680757701
SHINOA ANON
>>680757941
Had a good fap?
wifu
>much waifu
>such qt
>>680757742
>hate when I don't update
Same, I always miss somebody haha, and nice, thats some good taste. I don't really have any one genre I like best but Id say metal gets me the most pumped so AC/DC I fuck with heh
>>680757941
Welcome back, you fap yet today?
>>680758033
Im kinda the same, I can't think of one album where I like every song. Just a mess of songs from a mess of artists
>>680758060
Fukken saved. That made me drool a little bit. Pure, sexual carnage.
>>680757941
Had a nice fap?
>>680758060
Ah now it's a party!
>>680758060
ayyy, whatsup?
>>680758046
What's going on my dude
>>680758306
>much bad wifu
>>680757312
I don't know man maybe ill just wait for a pvp hot spot so I can 1v1
>>680757425
Nah dude been screwing around in pvp and not wanting to do the current area
>>680758046
Cant handle every day man
>>680757812
Fastboi
I almost never give dedicated pvp characters serious names lol
>>680758060
hey that's pretty good
>>680758046
I won't need file names. I consider myself a perceptive man. I'll learn without file names.
>>680758256
My pandora is a mess, too. All over the place. I'll put it on shuffle and people always
always
comment about the variety
Everything but nigger rap and country, really..
and hip hop
and r&b
and soul
but that's about it
>>680757834
You'll probably have trouble sleeping when you're done, I hope that turns out well.
I am not tired, and I haven't got classes tomorrow either, but I do have an immense amounts of paperwork for uni, still. Thanks for your concern.
I understand you've got to leave, don't worry. Make sure to do your best at cleaning.
>>680758046
Im doing good like almost always. Since its weekend i can just sit around and post on these threads
>>680758083
Nice waifu bro
>>680758256
cool man
>>680758493
I loved it when people would just pop out of nowhere, except when they're min/maxing faggots who go all out for pvp builds just looking to be efficient assholes.
Fuck you, guys.
>>680758541
bugged.gif
Ah, picked up my 3DS. Kirby Super Star is in there.
Gunna rek those campaigns.
>>680758690
kthnxbai
>>680758775
bye
>>680757312
Aw come on the spell cant be gone that fast can it?! Gee you must be powerful then. Fine I will go myself then hmf
>>680756097
No no no I am using the analogy as cute as a turtle not slow, why do you have to always take things out of context?
i think im done here. bye people. i had lots of fun.
see you around
>>680758493
Ah I see, whats keeping you from the current area?
>>680758536
>Fastboi
Fuck if I got beat by somebody with that name Id be heated, thats perfect haha
>>680758541
Sounds like mine, I like some rap but its pretty few
>>680758690
Fa sho, whats your waifu from?
>>680759066
Damnit, wasnt aware we had a haruhifag
Maybe next time
>>680759016
Alright, but you owe me some heat in the bed tonight.
>>680759206
I like a lot of Eminem. His shit is real, relatable.
None of this
Booty booty bitches hos
time is money so i went and got a rolex
bullshit. Fuck all of that.
Didnt even need all of my gifs for this bread
>>680758452
>nibble
>>680758644
I'll try to post some more tonight, but I am going to try to fall asleep again.
Ah ok. Don't procrastinate too much.
>>680759066
Later friend! Have a good one :)
>>680759359
Oh shit I feel that, not to mention that alot of the "booty bitches hoes" rappers actually suck at rapping anyways
>>680758452
Everything is good my dude. Just watchingot continuing some jojo cause I got sleep atm. What up with you?
>>680758493
Awww
>>680758541
Can you tell the shinoas apart?
>>680758690
You're new to thread? If so, welcome
>>680759016
Hmmm must've hit your head. Go to know you're back in reality and not that delusional world of your's
>>680759066
Peace dude
>shinoa bro
>>680759066
>>680759427
Naps are a good idea. Love the sleep. Even if you don't need the beauty rest, keep up with it.
>>680759513
Listening to a lot of lyric-less music right now. Great fo zoning.
>>680759545
Maybe? Probably not.. have both been posting a lot?
I feel like it's been one for the better part.
>>680759382
Wrong one
>>680759545
Can't wait for you to catch up on JoJo. Literally my favorite anime. As for me though I'm just doing homework that I should have done earlier. As long as I keep it to my plan for the week I'm fine.
>>680759545
>Mobile
>>680758758
Im a fashion souls kinda guy. no point in winning if I dont look good doing it
>>680759206
I just dont like the area to much. I just have to suck it up
>>680758033
>>680758046
>>680758256
>>680758306
>>680758306
You guys know me so well
No i am playing csgo
And being shit at it
>Moka
