Ask a therapist anything.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Ask a therapist anything.
pissing in ass?? what you think
https://www.reddit.com/r/GifsAndPhotosNSFW/comments/46z0j2/anal_and_pissing_webm_gif_sources/
How does it feel to have a job an inanimate object could do?
>>680733524
That's...strangely erotic.
Therapists are jokes. If you're not a neuroscientist your a man pulling around a wagon filled with snake oil.
>>680733524
neat
>>680733593
It pays well. And with everyone always claiming they have something like depression or anxiety because of something they read on the Internet, I'll never be out of work. I suppose I get a kick out of the easy money.
Do you like your job? What type of therapy do you do?
>>680733312
>Ask the rapist anything.
>>680733312
What are some tell-tale signs that a guy had an abusive father?
>>680733854
Your job is based so loosley on science it could be considered a religion.
In the last few weeks i have some sort of panic-attack every now and then, but i can't see why. everythings going pretty well.
Good relationship,
Going to get a better job soon.
Moving to a new place soon.
But sometimes, in the middle of the night, i wake up, feeling scared to shit and my entire body is shaky.
dafuq is wrong with me?
>>680733854
Please kill yourself. Stream suicide.
@OP
I wanna ask girls out but I'm a loser with light social anxiety and I cant do it man
any advice?
>>680734198
Eat oranges and potatoes. And exercise until the tip bleeds
Thoughts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY8tx4huoqM&feature=youtu.be
>>680733819
I don't think I'm benefiting society. I'm self-aware enough to realize that my occupation is generally useless. But every once in a while, somebody is able to reflect upon themselves and make positive changes in their lives. Most people can never reach that though.
>>680733869
Yes, behavioral.
>>680733972
From first glance, you can tell that he's different from a """normal""" person. The abused person generally has trouble admitting when they're wrong, has questionable emotional reactions, rebellious attitudes, etc. You can find a full list online somewhere.
Why does censorship exist? Shouldn't it be up to the individual if something is deemed inappropriate or disturbing?
>>680734415
Pee in a cup and drink it 2 mins before talking to her. The pheromones will be released when talking to her and she will become engorged
>>680733312
do you judge your patients
Do you deal with Asperger's? I'm almost certain that I have all the symptoms and I'm thinking about seeing a therapist in the next few weeks
>>680734415
Do it? Or guess you're shit outta luck. No magic words will give you enough courage that you couldnt just give yourself.
>>680734666
nice trips and thank you OP
>>680733312
why are you a therapist?
>>680734620
I respect that you can admit that. I have a cousin who is a therapist and she thinks she is a God at fixing people. But she is just a cunt.
How to be happy?
>>680735105
By suiciding your self
Any advice for a guy who dosen't have anything wrong with him physically but can't get it up when he's with a girl he's really into?I can sometimes but thats when im in the moment and not thinking about anything. It's weird but with her I get so fucking nervous it never happened to me before. I even saw my ex recently and no problem with her. But this current girl i don't know what happens and im pretty fucking attracted to her so i know its in my head. Any tips?
>>680733312
Why create such a useless thread?
Do you like Dr. Katz?
>>680733312
Why do I masturbate 4-8 times a day?
Why is it that no matter what I try do, I can never fully connect with people?
I have "friends", but I rarely ever see them. Only sometimes when they invite me to a party, which is rare, and usually just a big housewarming or going away party, where everyone is invited. I never get asked to be a part of small get togethers or one on one hanging out.
I try asking people to hang out, and sometimes it works, but then I never hear from them again. I feel like there must be something wrong with me that whether I reach out to people or not, they never reach out to me.
What do you think, doc?
>>680734044
I somewhat agree.
>>680734198
Think harder, is there anything else going on in your life that could be causing you worry? If not, it could be purely neurological. Don't make the mistake of undergoing a "self-fulfilling prophecy" though. It's possible that you could be convincing yourself into having these panic attacks.
>>680734231
lol
>>680734650
Yes, but many people believe that they should be able to control societal rules simply because it offends themselves as an individual. This seems like more of a political question.
>>680734745
I sort of have to, in order to help them through their problems.
>>680734749
Odds are, you don't. One therapist will tell you you do, and another will say you don't, and another will say you have something completely different. Here's some advice: Don't let some self-defeating thought pattern like "I have aspergers" turn you off from pursuing things you want in life.
>>680734415
just do it. the more you do it the easier it'll get. need to take the first step though
>>680735533
Stop masturbating. You don't need a therapist to tell you that you autistic erectile disfuntioned faggot nigger edge
Why haven't you combined your skills as analyst and therapist and become one of these?
>pic related
Severely depressed, want to make it end, own lots of guns, but love guns too much to give hippy lib anti gun fags (probably like you) to want to fuck it up for the rest... Any suggestions on how?
Why am I collecting pictures of Lord Dominator
what is your thoughts on paraphilas?
I had a dream that Bill Cosby was making me run the bases around a baseball field. He kept throwing baseballs at me as hard as he could, and everytime I round home base be would feed me a piece of chocolate from his sock.
Interpret that
>>680735648
Do drugs and become completely numb there is no hope for yoy
>>680735988
That doesn't help much either.
>>680735617
Eat more apples and pears and don't watch porn for a week
>>680733312
Why do you think Americans are so obsessed with placing every political idea into "left" and "right" categories.
>>680733312
Pain.
>>680733312
How do you not let it get to you?
My friends all come to me. They come to me when they're hurting, when they're sad, when they're suffering. They come to me because I always have a smile. I know how to lift them up.
But it's killing me to know how much everyone is hurting. It's all a mask. How do you do it and not completely lose all hope?
>>680736069
You must have missed the part where I typed no help for yoy
Why does my dick get hard?
>>680736084
I rarely watch porn as it is. Maybe once a week or so. And why the apples?
>>680735865
I'm severely depressed myself. There is nothing that will make you feel normal either kill yourself or live with the pain until you die of old age. Depression Medication is a scam
>>680735691
>Here's some advice: Don't let some self-defeating
>thought pattern like "I have aspergers" turn you off
>from pursuing things you want in life.
You see, that's the thing, I always thought that I was weird and worried about being different from other people, but since I discovered the Asperger's symptoms I actually feel a lot more confident, since now I know the cause, it's like "oh, so THAT'S why, now I can just stop worrying". Anyway I'm going to see a therapist just to have some advice. Thanks anon!
>>680736500
Lol question the apples and not the pears. When you wanna jerk it try and do something else. If you literally can't you tourettes faggot then you have a mental disability and should Hitler yourself
>>680734848
Money, not much you can do with a Psychology major, helps you learn about people and how they work.
>>680735105
Being happy takes effort. Just think of happiness as a bunch of chemicals in your brain, and when you do certain things, those chemicals are released. If you aren't happy with where you are in life, then list out the changes needed to be made. Once you figure out how to be happy, make it happen, because it won't just fall in your lap.
>>680735533
Sounds like performance anxiety. The night before you meet up with her, make sure you've gotten plenty of sleep, big meal, and you just feel good about yourself overall. Alcohol/marijuana may or may not make the situation worse, so I'm not recommending it.
And what somebody also replied with, yeah, you could try to stop masturbating.
>>680735550
boredom
>>680735617
Not sure, why?
>>680735648
You're over thinking the whole "connecting with people" concept.
Person A and Person B are attracted to each other. This attraction grows over time, until A and B have built a relationship to where they are fully comfortable with each other. No stress, no anxiety, and as you would put it, a full connection. If you have trouble reaching the comfortable stage, it's because the people you're interacting with just don't synchronize well with your personality. If you truly do care about this, then start by making small adjustments to yourself and seeing what works. It will take time. Another option is to just look for other people.
>>680736996
Weed will cure all the problems don't listen to this guy people.
>>680736996
You're a quack.
>>680737377
2016 and we got niggas throwin around the word quack smh fam
Accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior and all your problem will be sovle
>>680736996
Unhappy fag here. What about the time between the release of those chemicals? I've heard many say that you can be happy all the fucking time (and not only when good things are happening), but this seems really distant to me.
Ever have a pedophile patient?
>>680736996
I quit porn actually when i met her a few weeks ago, went trough that thing they called flatline which wrecked me mentally into thinking something was wrong, i been feeling good the last 2 days and getting more and more of that dank libido!
>>680733312
How does this make you feel? Who are you trying to convince, me or you?
>>680737893
Oranges and celery Nigga trust me it gets to dick hard and the hormones flowing
>>680733312
Are you aware of the therapeutic benefits of MDMA, 2CB, Ketamine and other "illegal" drugs?
>>680738108
Wow how does responding make you feel? Who are you trying to convince me or you?
Im a very happy guy and i love my life and living in general. I'm pursuing my dreams and doing what i love. I have a nice GF and keep a good amount of friends around. Family is ok too.
The thing is, i'm starting to feel as if im sad. Like, the physical representation of sadness in my body. That awkward stomach ache.
The thing is, i don't feel sad, but my body tells me i am.
What is going on? Am i deniying my sadness and have to look further inside me? Or maybe i'm just bored because people need drama?
How do I make my semen more chemically addictive?
>>680733312
How do I stop being so clingy with my GF, even though she treats me like shit sometimes, she's the first girl to ever genuinely want to spend time with me, and likes me for who I am
Hadmode: I have moderate OCD
>>680733312
Are you H-Here for us?
>>680738236
Please choke on a goat. Just do them if you want fuck benefits.
>>680738357
>maybe i'm just bored
Do more things. Doesn't matter what they are.
If you are still bored, repeat the above.
>>680735814
lol
>>680735865
If you were a patient, I'd milk you for every cent you had. "Depression" is the biggest fad of the 21st century.
>>680735921
As long as someone's sexual activities don't affect others that don't wish to be affected, then by all means, do whatever you want.
>>680736120
It's not their fault. They've been taught to think that way over the past several decades.
>>680736286
Have control over your emotions and don't let it get to you. Ignore your morals, humanity, or whatever other bull shit gets in the way of rational thought. If you don't want to ignore those things, then stop trying to be the nice guy who solves everybody's problems. There's no point in being altruistic if you're just going to self destruct in the process.
>>680737370
I pretty much said that with the whole chemicals thing.
>>680737849
For the most part, you can make yourself happy with your thoughts. This isn't easy and it takes practice. If you're willing to put in the effort (most aren't), then you can succeed in being happy all the time. Start by working towards what will make you happy, and ignoring/getting rid of everything that could prevent you from achieving that.
>>680737879
As far as I know, no.
>>680737893
Just don't over worry about impressing her. Be relaxed and it'll be fine.
>>680738108
lol
>>680738236
I'm aware of the potential benefits, yes. Too bad I can't do any experimenting or I'd be risking everything.
>>680738475
*whispers into Anonymouses ear* D-don't pay attention to low quality imitations, Anonymous...I only come on at 8AM and 8PM.
>>680738494
Whoa someone's a bit closed minded. Who are you trying to convince, me or you?
Anyway when you grow up maybe you'll stop blindly trusting everything that authority figures tell you.
>>680733312
I have a girlfriend who is 4 years older than me. I'm still in my 20's. Love her, had our ups and downs like anyone but overall good.
Been together 2.5 years. The longer the time goes on I find myself having strong urges to fuck a lot of other women. I have only slept with 4 women.
I have had 2 serious GF's before this. 4 yr, and 3 yr. Kinda felt the urge to fuck other women wit the second one, but not as much as I do with this one.
My current GF has no limits with sex, we have great sex, and she's super hot. So theres nothing specifically wrong.
What the hell is wrong with me?
>>680738385
Oil change some heroin into your urethra and when it enters her mouth or vagoo Lola Lola boa Lola valois veela Bellagio Spa
>>680738418
Dump her ass and start jerking off never look back.
>>680738538
I'm doing plenty of things. I actually have to call off some things because i run out of time.
Going to the gym, studying a lot, reading the books i like to read, learning how to program (to get a small edge and maybe do some small works while i go through college) and a little of Italian.
I like being around people, but i also like doing things by myself and find no problem with being alone
>>680738675
>webdeveloper
How the fuck do you even get that job? Seems so cake.
>>680738885
I did that for 6 years, I don't wanna be alone again
>>680733312
Explain bipolar then, faggot.
>>680738750
>find myself having strong urges to fuck a lot of other women
Maybe you're a man. Check for a penis, if you find one, you have nothing to worry about. When you grow up you'll realise that life isn't about having all of the things you want all the time.
>>680738357
Your body isn't telling you that you're sad, you're telling yourself that your body is telling you that you're sad. I think you've got the right idea, you might just be trying to start drama with yourself.
>>680738418
Takes some real self-reflection and self-improvement. If you don't tackle these negative traits early on, they'll set you up poorly for later in life. Start by not assuming that every girl is your wife, or your "one true love". In our society today, many girls don't take relationships seriously. Don't stress yourself out, because trust me, if that relationship ends, it's not the end of the world. Get that through your head and you'll be fine.
>>680738969
I'm actually not a web developer; I'm a systems dev. Though, I do have a cool little project up:
http://webmenco.de
>>680738713
Lol I never said they didn't have benefits ya dip. Stop projecting
>>680738916
So are you or aren't you bored?
It's easier to be happy if you actually know how you feel.
>>680739003
She is cheating on you
>>680735648
Wanted something like this outlined. Thanks
>>680739024
this is how dumb you sound
pic very related
Has anyone really been as far even as to decided to you even go want to do look more like?
Most psychologists spout unfounded pseudo-scientific bullshit. Still, that doesnt matter because
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>680739230
Oh sorry my bad.
Just go fuck a goat then.
>>680738713
Who cares if it has benefits it seems your trying to convince yourself it does. Do it and be happy.
>>680739108
Ha-ha. I know, but seriously. I think it might be the exact opposite. I've spent 9.5 years of my collective youth in monogamous relationships and always stayed faithful, and I'm starting to wonder if that was a mistake for longevity.
I guess ironically the girl I have now makes me consider marriage and REAL long-term commitment.... but then that's also saying goodbye to any chance of sewing oats while I'm young. I think I wish that I had already done it before I met her.
>>680739420
Then actually explain it.
>>680733312
My gf is dying of MS. The only 2 rational choices I have are leaving her to die alone or to watch her slowly lose her mind and body.
Wat do?
>>680738750
You might like this, I personally dislike most Ted Talks but this one might answer a few questions. Essentially, it's normal, and men/women aren't supposed to live together forever.
https://www.ted.com/talks/helen_fisher_tells_us_why_we_love_cheat/transcript?language=en
>>680739443
Certainly.
would you ever fuck any of your clients?
>>680733312
Are you the rapist?
>>680733312
exactly what horrible personal problem or demons where you trying to learn about/cover up/make sure nobody tried to cure when you became a therapist?
>>680739548
Tells me to stop listening to authority uses the term goat fucker. Your an idiot bruh. Think for yourself once in your life please. Thanks
>>680739624
>monogamous relationships
>makes me consider marriage
it's 2016 might be time to start evolving
>>680739881
Help her OD on psychedelics.
>>680739881
Fuck her as much as possible. Steal her pain meds. Buy life insurance. Profit.
>>680740152
This goy gets it.
>>680740084
Gee, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend you sir. Please have a happy life.
>>680735105
I want you to be happy bro. Just so you know.
>>680739317
Well, i have no idea. That's why i am posting right now, because i have no idea why i feel weird.
>>680739176 is probably right, though. Maybe i want to start drama with myself. But why, i mean i don't feel like i need attention and i don't like starting a "oh i'm special and have a soft side look at mee".
I mean, that's why i'm writing this in an anonymous imageboard instead of talking to a friend about it
>>680733312
Fellow shrink.
M.S. or PhD?
Do you think depression is clinical or just learned helplessness? It took me a couple years to see that its just learned helplessness reinforced by poor decisions in thought and behavior.
>>680733312
I hate socializing with people. I hide in my home whenever I can, not wanting to be around anybody, even the people that i genuinely like. I use opiates and benzos to completely disengage from reality. Lately I've been having homicidal and suicidal thoughts. What the fuck is wrong with me?
>>680735533
admit you're gay and make sure your next girl has a penis you can suck
I pissed my pants while I was asleep this morning. I wasn't drunk or anything. Just straight up pissed myself.
Whats wrong with me doc?
Do you have the Harriot Tubman meme talking about how the bill will now only be worth 14 now ?
>>680740294
Not offended just think your retarded. Have a good life
>>680740402
kind of odd that its clearly and obviously got a genetic component then, huh?
>>680740152
Would that honestly be a good way to die? I've been thinking about the assisted suicide I will most likely have set up for her and heroin was my go to drug for that
>>680733312
Some of you retards think this is actually a therapist
>>680733312
My life at home is depressing, i cant escape it until college. Whenever i try to talk to my parents about my problems with hem and eberything else they laugh. Ive asked out two girls who said no and that eeps distracting me from school. therefore lowering my grades and making mes sressed about that. I get a ton of suicidal thought but dont act on them because im not retarded. what do
>>680738538
I meant bored of things being good and happy (not easy, but great).
I'd hate to be that way but maybe i'm just that kind of fuck. So much people like drama, that's why there are soap operas and that's why i used to hang out with kids from fucked up families, because i always did just fine growing up
In your professional opinion, what controlled substances do you think should be legal, or at least less controlled?
>>680740402
you realise that relying on qualifications is just a learned helplessness right?
>>680740402
Interesting, do you have actual proof? Does the proof completely disprove the other side? Are you a giant flaming faggot? All question I would love for you to answer, although I already know the answers.
>>680740402
>"Shrink"
Implying there isn't M.D or Psy. D.
Also, depression can be both; every person is different and doesn't follow the exact same patterns, faggot
>>680739881
It's up to you. If you're a moral good guy or whatever, then you'll probably want to stay with her until she dies so you can tell yourself (and others) that you stayed with her until the end. But again, it's up to you. Just consider the future and what you'll want for yourself.
>>680739960
Absolutely not, and not because of how they look (I get plenty of fuckable clients). It's just a recipe for disaster.
>>680740066
I'm confused, can you elaborate?
>>680740402
M.S. For the most part, and in my experience with interacting with people in both therapy sessions and normal life, it's learned helplessness. Many people want to believe they're depressed because it's a great way to blame all of your problems on something other than yourself.
>>680740402
Chemical imbalance in the brain ya hmong. Not learned helplessness. Obvi troll is obvi
>>680740496
I'm sorry I didn't mean to imply I didn't think that you thought I was retarded. Maybe if you were less dumb you would have realised this too.
>>680740757
If you're really a "therapist", what book do you use, and what codes do you use for your diagnoses?
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Half of you niggers are probably taking advice from a professional refuse handler.
>>680735533
Same thing happens to me, but I'm getting over it. The key is to convince yourself that you don't HAVE to have sex with her, that it's her job to turn you on, and that sex isn't really a big deal. I find that fingering her while shes on her back and focused on that helps me get hard, as I have time where she's not focused on my penis to get hard
What do you think about no-fap, shrink?
Will it help me with the starting traits of ED?
The last 5 or 6 months i've gone on a spree of 2 to 3 times a day using deathgrip, and i think i screwed my dick for my girl
>>680740598
I expect there is a right way to do it to ensure a good time and the desired result.
>>680740882
It's OK I forgive you for implying like some thoughtless brain-dead vegitales autist. Have a good life
>>680740633
>can't escape it until college
>is distracted by something as easy as a girl
So I guess you're going to go to a community college, fail, and end up staying with your parents and contemplating suicide every night of your life from then onward? You under-agers act like you have it sooooo hard. Get a fucking job.
Post your certificates to prove you are an actual qualified psychologist with time stamp.
>>680740757
God damnit that's the advice everyone gives and it's useless. I need a 3rd option that doesn't end up with me mentally scarred or with.me being the biggest douche in the state for leaving her to die
>>680741187
Dat edge
>>680741171
>>680740882
I'll help solve this. You're both retarded.
Why is "swearing" considered offensive, first of all labeling it as "swearing" creates a negative stigma. It is not harming any one it is just a sound produced by humans, and the human meaning for any of the "swear" words are not offensive either.
I have terrible anxiety of social situations because my former job, which i quit.
How do i move forward without medicine?
>>680741314
Kill yourself..... Your welcome 7 billion people in the world and you care what 100 people might think of you. Die
>>680741314
3-way. You and another woman fuck her to death over a weekend. Best way to go.
>>680740757
What other genetic liabilities are there in depression apart from 5HTTLPR?
>>680740757
all the legit psychologists I know have some fucked up thing they want to understand or cover up when they first get interested in mental health as a science. like I'm horribly chronically depressed and I wanted to understand depression without going to the doctor and getting diagnosed. one of my favorite professors was phobic of cotton candy and, in the most simple terms, became a psychologist so nobody would ever have the power over him to "cure" him.
it's simple. what is wrong with you that got you interested in psychology.
How can we have animal cruelty laws, and be so kind to certain animals but slaughter and cause suffering to others in the billions and nobody cares? There is so much fucking complacency
>>680741187
The girl distracts me in the sense that she occupies my thoughts more than other things so ig et forgetful and forget to do my works. to much time thinking about her.
I will be getting into a 4-year, not my top choice at this point unless i get a music scholarship though.
I always have contemplated suicide, i may actually when im about 30, unless i get to do something i love for a living.
>>680741314
I'm actually in college to become a therapist, unlike OP. But in my opinion, I would say to stay with her. Truthfully, you'd look like the biggest asshole breaking up with a girl that is dying. I would say to stick it out and she dies..
>>680741132
Wow... that comic gave me feels... I'm sure I'll do more research into it when it gets closer to that time. I don't even think I'll tell her... guess that's 1st degree murder though
>>680741314
talk to her about it. be honest with yourself and her.
unless you're going with
>C) put a bullet in her brain and spend life in jail
you might actually wind up with a pretty decent life- together or not
>>680741425
Thanks for the input but your retarded. Have a good life
>>680741757
you're*
I've been recently diagnosed with generalized anxiety disorder but I'm wondering if I'm at risk for an eating disorder.
>Sometimes to cope with being a disappointment I starve myself
>I feel the urge to cry when I eat
Right now I'm sitting on the can with painful stomach cramps because I finally ate something in 12 hours.
I really need help. Do you have an idea what might be wrong?
>>680740402
>>680740757
For me, I had no fucking clue I was depressed until I was diagnosed with type 2 bipolar. I always figured people who were "really depressed" were people who must've felt something impossibly sad and never smiled a day in their life. Since I was bipolar, I had moments of both, so I figured depression was never ending to the point people just eventually killed themselves and the ones who didn't successfully kill themselves were just in it for the attention.
I learned a lot about depression since then. I take 300mg of wellbutrin, abilify, and lorazepam and life for me just seems tolerable, but I honestly wish I could feel nothing inside. No happiness nor sadness, I want to be a robotic drone completely apathetic to my surroundings. I told my psychiatrist that and he didn't really respond to it. The main feelings I get is wanting to be left alone and not wanting to be lonely. What do?
>>680741732
No, tell her idiot. Don't take the decision out of her hands before she's a potato.
>>680740757
Shrink again.
Yep you're for real my man. Good on you. Not surprised the board lit on fire with what I said.
Believe me /b/ it's not what we are taught, it's not what's in the papers and pop psychology, but it's the case. It's just a tough pill to swallow for downy people.
True "clinical" depression has never been proven in a single laboratory setting.
A schizo person on the other hand... they have my sympathies.
>>680741843
Correcting grammar means you lost. It feels so good
>>680741552
I'm not stupid enough to kill myself. Unlike her I have quite a bit of time left on this planet and I plan to keep it that way. That is an option I.guess so thanks
>>680741914
Go to a real psychologist instead of listening to a trucker pretend to be one.
>>680742012
>needing to win this bad
>>680739443
I almost did have
>>680733312
Coke or Pepsi?
>>680740757
Oh, and the PhD isn't worth it. Fucking waste.
The deeper you dive into this, the sadder it gets.
I think neuroscience would have been a better choice. Thats where the future of psych lies IMO.
>>680742126
Needing to win has nothing to do with it. It's a universal fact that I did win. Have a good life
>>680741585
http://www.sidesinspace.com/blog/ryan-phillipe-on-depression/
>>680742051
Your welcum
>>680733312
Is this Alice the psychologist in drag or something?
>>680741914
It sounds like you have generalized anxiety disorder and might be at risk for an eating disorder.
Stop being a faggot and realize there are other aspects of your life you can control besides food, then realize that the aspects of your life you cannot control ... well you can't fucking control them so get the fuck over it.
Or try a thin spread of mustard on a piece of over-toasted toast as your entire day.
>>680742333
Shit blog post that has no meaning. Nice trips though faggot.
>>680742176
Not your opinion it's fact.
>>680733312
How much do you make? Per session/annually
>>680741585
Most people in the psychology field have either faced or have a family member that suffers from something that could be diagnosed. This is what starts people to become interested in the field, usually to help people that were like them/their family.
>>680740757
Last question for you, then I gotta get to bed.
What state do you practice in? Ever almost fuck a client?
>>680742586
He makes 7.25$/hr at his job at McDonalds.
>>680742064
>implying OP is a trucker and not a NEET with a trucker cap
>>680742764
Kek
/thread
>>680742764
Kek
>>680741955
Well she already had told me I have to tell her when to give up trying to be semi normal. I have her power of attorney, everything she owns is signed over to me. She basically told me I decided when she dies and how long she has to keep fighting. It's a fucking impossible thing to do in reality though. I don't envy judges
>>680742333
written like a normalfag who has never had depression
>>680742792
Damn, gotta admit when your right.
>>680733312
since i missed the ask a psychologist anything thread today like i usually do
i guess this will suffice
do therapists deal with ticks?
like motor ticks?
do you know much about it op?
>>680733312
Do you enjoy your job?
>>680740412
Just a guess, but it sounds like you didn't have the best childhood. If you could name some things, what do you care about? Name anything.
>>680740633
Work towards escaping it. Focus on the idea that life will get better, and don't let the present negativeness ruin your positive future.
>>680740654
Legalize all drugs, and let Darwinism take over.
But to address how things could be changed in the present, I'd say marijuana should be legal if something like alcohol can be legal. I also think that research into certain hallucinogens should be more open to discussion.
>>680741025
DSM-5, look up the codes yourself, because I could look them up just as easily and me telling you them wouldn't prove anything. The question you just asked me could be answered from a high school Psychology course, lol.
>>680741124
Masturbation has been known to harm one's social abilities. I don't know though, if no-fap works for you then by all means continue.
>>680741193
lol
>>680741314
It's the same advice because the situation is a lot simpler than you're making it out to be.
>>680741457
It's simple conditioning, I think you've got a good grasp on it. Imagine saying the word "fuck" to a bunch of cavemen. They'd be confused, sure, but it won't provide the same effect that it does today.
>>680741485
By throwing yourself into situations that make you anxious and learning to cope with it one step at a time.
>>680741585
Ah, I see. I had an abusive father, which might be connected to it. I sprouted an interest in how people work when I was young, and pursued it in college in the way I thought was best.
>>680741632
Gotta love psychology
>>680741714
oh boy, lol
>>680742761
Colorado, and no. I avoid that like the plague.
>>680734198
haunting. sage your house and rebuke its presence
>>680743064
Not faggot OP, but what do you mean by "ticks" for the therapist?
>>680742386
OP, answer please.
>>680743034
There is a cause to sadness anon. Always. If the cause can be eliminated, so is the sadness.
This is never not true.
>>680743198
Like I thought, no proof. Anon is just a faggot who really like to roleplay.
>>680733312
Good shit OP.
Thanks for sharing.
>>680742413
But you want to control the things you can't so in order to compensate you control something like hunger or sex.
>>680743452
I like how he avoided my question about 5HTTLPR too
>>680741756
Being completely honest with someone who depends on you live doesn't seem fair to her. The truth is exceedingly shitty in this situation, she can't handle bad need at all. For example, she had a breakdown (crying, screaming, slamming doors) because I didn't refill her scripts when she wanted them filled. There where 3 days left and the stress was so much she broke down.
>>680733312
Did you know that if you put a space between the "e" and the "r" of therapist that it accurately describes your profession?
>>680743331
Wow much tell very smart. Gold ribbion for you.
>>680743228
ok well basically its like weird jerks or muscle cracks/actions that i receive very strong urges to complete for example, cracking my neck in a certain way
once i've started it gets harder to stop and i keep cracking my neck every 5 seconds
another one is shaking my head when i walk
idk why but it feels like i have hair in my eyes so when im walking, i do a small shake of my head every 5 seconds
thats sorta what it entails
>>680742914
Try to imagine future you cussing you out for each decision you could make. There's only a couple different ones. Which one would you hate to be the least?
>>680743198
Therapists do not use the codes in the DSM-V anymore. Most insurance companies now force you to use ICD-9 codes.
You claim to "know" psychology, yet don't explain about the actual diagnosis of Bipolar. There is Bipolar I and II, which Bipolar I is Mania and Depression while II is Hypomania, but I'm sure you knew that. And I'm SURE you know that I is much worse than II, faggot.
>>680743198
Well yes it is simple, there are only two fucking real, legal choices here. I was hoping someone trained in this type of shit would know more than me. This is /b/ though so it's my fault for expecting anything
How come you decided to be a the rapist
>>680741485
OP is a fucking idiot. DO NOT DO THAT! If you force yourself into those situations, you can seriously damage your psyche. You would want to gradually put yourself a bit out of your safe zone.
>>680744002
>>680743616
great minds think alike
>>680733312
Why don't you get a real job?
>>680744016
I agree. You need at least *some* kind of CBT in order to learn how to cope if you have any kind of disordered thinking
>>680733312
How long must a sexual "dry spell" for a male last before it begins to effect his mind/psyche? Will sexual dry spells cause a negative effect, positive effect, or no effect at all?
>>680743712
So stay with her till I decide 1st degree murder is ok... honestly seems like the best choice
>>680734749
Dude, everybody has "the symptoms"'. It depends on what degree you have them in. If it's ruining your life, seek help. If not, work with your problems yourself and get better.
>>680744016
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exposure_therapy
I might've been misleading by saying "throw yourself into the situation" or whatever, but we both agree on the general idea.
>>680743452
>>680743605
Hey, stop ruining the fun. :^)
>>680744272
What else would one do with a psychology major?
>>680744409
It depends on the person. Some are addicted, and can't go more than a few hours without getting agitated. Some have a very low libido, and never need to have sex to feel normal.
Do I want to be fucked by niggers if niggers are all I ever think about?
>>680743663
It sounds like you may have OCD. Ticks are extremely common in that disorder.
You have urges to do it, so that is one part of the disorder. Do you ever try to suppress these urges?
>>680744550
You could ask her while she's lucid if she'd like to die when the time comes. I don't think you should give her mind altering drugs without telling her while she's still a person.
>>680744701
Exposure Therapy is meant to be used by a therapist in a control setting. God damn you're an idiot.
>>680745004
I'm detecting an intelligence insecurity, and a desire to prove yourself right/better than everyone else all of the time using pedantic and pretentious behavior.
>>680743663
Also, a few other questions. How many hours a day do you spend doing these urges? Do these urges appear after you use some type of drug?
>>680744942
Ok I think you misunderstood me. If I stay I'm gonna wait till she isn't functioning before I kill.her (no way I'm going to put it lightly, it's a big deal to me). Now the issue is deciding what point that is I have no clue how to bring this up while she is lucid... any ideas on opening lines?
> so how do you want to die when the time comes?
>>680744942
I like the thought of incest but don't wanna fuck my family. am I cool?
>>680745936
You don't have sexual feelings towards family members, so you're good.
>>680744845
yes i try but basically once the thought is in my mind it is incredibly hard to resist
so i try not to think about it
i can resist some easier than others and i have a whole slew of different ticks apart from the two you mentioned
Alice seemed to think i could have some seizure condition but ocd seems more plausible
>>680745347
well im not sure about the hours a day
it varys alot but there are large portions of the day when im doing ticks frequently
>Do these urges appear after you use some type of drug?
no ive never done drugs and im not on any medication
im 18 atm and alice suggested i ask my doctor which im planning on doing :# not sure what it could be tho
If you put a space in your title, it spells 'The rapist'
How do you feel about this.
Do you ever wish you were your client?
>>680733312
Why are people in your line of work on drugs all the time?
>>680744409
What about those that never or rarely have it and want to have it?
>>680733312
How long do you consider it a bad time try to get back together with a significant other that broke up with you without giving a reason but still flirts with you
>>680733312
How do I accept death without beliving in any afterlife?
>>680746361
sic thanks doc....sooo can you write prescriptions? or whatever
Why did I have to see a therapist after my mom died
>>680746524
No, it'd be a ridiculous waste of money.
>>680746537
I haven't really run into this, but I'm assuming it's because of the inherent repetitive nature.
>>680746627
If she breaks up with you without a reason, then it's your responsibility to break things off and move on. You've probably heard that before, and you're groaning at the thought of it, but it's what needs to happen. She still has control over you because you're still attached, or to put it in other terms, addicted. She can manipulate you because whenever she flirts with you, she satisfies your withdrawal symptoms. I don't know if this is what she's doing, but I've seen it before, and she's definitely capable. Just move on.
I haven't been feeling right in a long time and the past year or two have been a struggle to get through. I'm easily irritated and I try to keep it to myself, but they last week or so has been really hard. I don't really trust anyone and it makes it difficult to talk to or relate to anyone. I stay at home most of the time and the only friend I have is leaving in a few months. I'm married, but our relationship has had a lot of problems. We're ok now, just kinda rocky at the moment. I worry about how it will last with my job and sometimes I wish I didn't take it, but we needed it. I don't know how to get better, what can I do?
whenever people invite me places even if its family I always feel like they're doing it out of pity and don't actually want me to come, is this cause of my depression or do they really hate me?
>>680746467
Granted, I'm not an expert in Psychology, but I would bet that if you go to a doctor they'll diagnosis you with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. You have the symptoms that are typical of people that have that disorder. They will probably give you a medication for it. Good luck!
>>680733524
Kill yourself.
>>680739224
>that fucking tea pour
>>680747281 nah you should get deep into debt to have sex with at lest 3 sexy prostitutes and stream that for us, so we can fap to it. Then do whatever you want that's fine.
>>6807472812
Yes you fucking idiot why would you be so stupid to risk everything like that. The military does random UAs, you knew that.
What time is it?
>>680746976
I'm not a therapist (yet). I am only a senior in undergrad with a psychology major. Next year I plan to go for Clinical Mental Health Psychology. Only Psychiatrists are able to write a presription, which I don't agree with.
>>680746955
Check out Albert Camus. Give his novel "The Stranger" and his essay "The Myth of Sisyphus" a read, I think you'll find them enlightening. Essentially, take your life into your own hands, give it meaning by yourself, while still understanding that life has no inherent meaning. You can accept death by realizing that your ability to accept anything at all is a miracle in the first place.
>>680747281
If you want to be remembered as a degenerate fuck whose last act on Earth was to get petty attention on the Internet, then go for it.
>>680747375
Identify some goals to work towards, and focus on how life will get better.
>>680747389
It's either insecurity or paranoia or a mixture of both. I don't see why you're asking me if they really hate you. How would I know?
>>680745658
It's not a date. She's your wife. How the hell am I gonna know better than you? Imagine her healthy, and helping you through this decision. She'll surely have some ideas.
>>680733312
is having multiple sexual relationships something you would describe as problematic? or wrong in the sense that most people are not interested in "sharing" their partner
>>680747725
>"degenerate fuck"
>is therapist
Kek.
>>680748092
Can you go into more detail?
>>680747725
>>680746955
I'll give it a try. My main problem being I don't want to cease existing. I have sleeping problems because I just remind myself every night that one day it's just over.
>>680733312
What year is it
One of my ex-gfs is sending me death threats under a false pretense and is also saying that she is going to kill herself. Basically, she is psycho and I dont know how to get rid of her because she knows where I live and I took her v-card and all of that mess. What do
>>680748295
When did you start having these sleeping problems?
>>680748446
Call 911. Her saying she'll kill herself will put her in an institution for at least 72 hours. They'll be able to give her the help she needs.
>>680748446
I would sit her down and talk about it, unless she's legitimately insane.
>>680748092
It's morally wrong in some places. And there's the risk of diseases and all that stuff. Just be safe and do what you want, as long as it doesn't hurt anyone else. It's a normal animalistic urge, but don't let that trick you into thinking it's morally acceptable.
>>680748451
when another pseudo-psychologist tries to hijack your thread
>>680748295
Think of your thoughts as a river or a stream. You need to put a big rock at the base of that stream. In other words, stop yourself from thinking and thinking about the inevitability of death. The moment you catch yourself, simply cut off all thought and pursue a more positive thought process.
>>680748446
>>680748616
what pseudo-psychologist number 2 said
>>680748616
is it wrong that i want a woman to just use and abuse for pleasure with my girlfriend?
>>680747946
She isn't my wife, never even planned on marrying her.
>>680748865
Somebody needs to give these people real answers to their questions.
>>680748451
Since I realised everything ends when you die, around when I was 8 or 9. It's not a sleeping problem per say, it's more of a long time (around 2-3h) to actually sleep. Sometimes I can just black out when I get to bed and I'm really tired, but on normal days I`ll have my mind reminding me that the clock is ticking and I just can't sleep until I black out.
>>680748971
Oh. Then give up power of attorney to the next of kin. Why are you being a whiny cunt when you have a free exit?
>>680748947
Actually kind of.. I can remember the name because it's 2 A.M, but whether you want to receive the pain or give it to somebody else is diagnosable. But just wanting to do it and actually doing it aren't the same thing.
>>680733312
Why can't I sleep at night?
>>680749548
I don't want to want to make women want to have sex with each other. How do I stop?
>>680749126
From reading your responses, you're no more of help to these people as I am. The only difference between us in this thread is the size of our egos.
Anyways, I've done a pretty decent job at proving how pathetic both a therapist and a client is. The therapist exploits, and the client is always wanting to be exploited. Any therapist claiming otherwise is kidding themselves or an ignorant altruist. I'll leave this thread to the college kiddies.
>>680749548
i would only do it with a women who is into being a slave to a couple. Is wrong if all parties consent?
>>680749548
where can I meet and how do i spot women with rough rape fantasies?
>>680749400
Her mom is a ward of the state, no dad, no siblings. Hence my two options, stay and watch her die or leave her to die alone.
>>680749400
Hey that's gettin' a little sexual
>>680749874
Just by saying that a therapist and client are "pathetic" makes you lack any credibility. Most people going for therapy want to receive help for their issues. If you're a therapist, you want to help people.
>>680749969
If they consent, legally you're allowed, so have at it! And if you aren't getting into legal trouble or it's causing you distress you're fine.
>>680750184
Then I guess see previous answer. What does imaginary healthy gf do to help you with this decision? Make it for you? Suck your dick? Cuddles and waffles?
>>680750262
Why shouldn't it?
>>680733312
My boyfriend is aware that I can't leave him financially and is forcing me into being part of a polyamorous relationship. Am I being emotionally abused? I think he gets off on the peer he has over me
>>680750562
I would never be in this situation. If I start to Lose my mind I'm going for a high score
I'm obsessed with a girl, to the point of stalking. She liked me briefly, and it felt like I beat the system because I am a loser and she is a 10/10 (physically and because of her ability to socially connect with me, an autist). Eventually I judged her (for liking cuck porn haha) and she wanted nothing to do with me any more cause I made her feel like shit. It's easier if you ask the questions
>>680751159
Suicide is a common outcome in aggressive MS, since waiting too long makes you increasingly unable to do basic things.
>>680751266
What exactly is the "issue"? Is it simply you're following her, messaging her, etc..? Why have you become obsessed?
>>680751469
Yeah. Doctors have told me the signs to look for. Pretty basic stuff though
Thinking about ending my life comforts me. It's as if knowing that there is a way out makes baring the pain easier.
>>680751662
well I've stopped for four months now, but I used to email her all the time. I never met her but we talked on the phone for hours during the small window where things were good. Never talked to someone who could make me open up like that. I have emailed her for years till 4 months ago. Now I have a girlfriend and things are going to shit. Thinking about other girl all the time. Feel like I'm using everyone else in my life
