Waifu claiming thread.
The stone mask's true power Edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>always eat healthy
>insult other waifus
>don't use sorceries with ridiculous names
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Dio claimed
Kyouko claimed.
Rumia claimed
Best girlie claimed!
>>680709830
mines favorite meal after chicken
Yuno claimed
>Lurk
Mindblown kuudere claimed
Sooooooo
QOTT:
Who had suspicions?
Dio Banando is on point with the bread baking
>>680709715
>>680709812
>mfw
Also Akiko claim
>>680709778
That's not right
that's not right at all
>>680709784
mmm yeah, i don't like 24 packs and stuff like that, just a flatish stomach...
>>680709627
Yeah the poise is very weird, with the focus on hyper armor, but I'm starting to see more varied builds as people learn to exploit SS and Katanafags, now we just need a nerf to estoc and everything is great.
Ah, what a beautiful duwang!
>>680710043
>>680710096
claimed
>>680709929
I think it's the idea of the womb that attracts me to bellies... I dunno.
>>680710079
Yo
they look the same
notice how i never talked to you once?
>>680710079
Im not sure if I want to share this info, I know its cringy but I actually got hurt from this.
>>680710244
not the eyedrops please!!!!!!
>>680710094
Any less from the proud owner of the title "Dio anon" would be improper.
>>680710079
I did not, I still have a little faith in everyone.
sachi claim
Miiiiia claim~
>>680709929
I think it's the snuggle factor, for me at least. If someone has a great tum, they're usually extremely comfortable to snuggle with.
>>680709715
>>680709812
>>680710096
>>680710043
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>>680710079
I never really spoke with the sub, but I didn't suspect. Never had reason to.
>>680709060
Nice claim! Hows it goin?
>>680709146
Nice, Id imagine that would be kickass. So what are you up too?
>>680709459
Then make the new one ultra lewd?
>>680709538
Banana hammock and a mesh wife beater ;) how bout you?
Claim
>>680710079
I actually thought they were the same character for a while, until I realised they were two different waifus.
>>680710055
What is with you and black people?
>>680710158
Jesus, Estoc is disgusting, plus everyone uses straight swords (read as Dark Sword) .
As always I went for strenght build on my first character, using lorian's greatsword with it. Awesome moveset imo.
Then again, the movesets in this game are really nice, can't really compare with the trash in DkS II.
>>680710079
Well I didn't, mostly because I've been around for a week by now, but I probably wouldn't have had suspicions anyways.
>>680710585
But one has tatas and the other one is completely flat!
>>680710637
wos wrong wit blak peopl u lil wite boi
>>680710444
Trips confirm belly pillow best pillow
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1443916
>>680710637
i'm resentful of the town i live next to.
That and i think ebonics is funny.
>>680710666
I did my first playthrough with the Dark Sword and now doing a claymore/Butcher's Knife playthrough.
>>680710302
S A V A G E
A
V
A
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>>680710358
How can you be if you're also me?
>>680710585
If you fail hard enough it becomes a win.
>>680710490
Jesus nonono. I meant PC part wise.
I claim Guy Manuel as my waifu.
>>680710838
I used Claymore for most of my first playthrough, since you get Lorian's at basically end game.
Butcher's Knife is great, a personal favourite from Dark Souls I.
>>680710079
I had.
Kinda busy with other stuff.
I think it's good Yuu doesn't reflect yourself.
>sounds like an insult
I just don't like huge tiddies very much...
zoop
>>680710938
Your waifu sold out.
>>680710867
You do have a point.
>>680710490
Waiting for dinner to arrive, watching a review of last week's Flash episode, probably gonna pester a friend to play dook soos with me soon. You?
>>680710747
hell yeah dude!
>>680710666
I thought it was just the artist who enjoyed drawing giant tits and disgusting flat chest on the same character.
>>680710867
Dio always wins one way or another.
>>680710938
fuk u spodermun bettr
this thread kicked up
>>680710995
>I had
No fucking way.
Let's hear em'
>>680711024
ahahaaha!!!!
It's 3 am, time for sleep. Good night.
I'm back. Did I miss anything?
>>680710079
I guess I did miss something by some of the replies
>>680711234
Goodnight beautiful
>>680711234
Night
>shinoa bro
>>680711234
good night sleepy burrito....sleep saucy.../
>>680711152
WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT I WILL SMACK YOUR OR AT LEAST REVENGE ON YOUR PANTIES BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE CHILD ABUSE
>a bit emotional right now
>>680711283
Yes you did.
>>680711234
sleep tight
>konata
>>680711283
Flay blue submarine was actually atago this whole time
bamboozled us good
>>680711234
Nini!
>>680711234
Goodnight!
>mfw everyone in this thread is actually Atago
>>680711234
Good night!
>>680711283
tl;dr Atago was Yuu all along
>>680710079
When Yuu brought up the accidental dick. Claiming to know us inside and out, but didn't catch why Sanya is called "Light", but DID catch the accidental dick? No.
>>680711392
flat*
>>680710079
Reading the other replies I'll tell you my suspicions, apparently I was the most on to you.
>breast expansion
>no out-of-thread contact
>retarded backstory
>file numbering
All rang my alarm bells.
You probably noticed I became less interested.
>>680711372
im sorry!!! i was just laughing at the daft punk comment, i didn't mean to laugh at you!!!!
>>680710079
>Who had suspicions?
Suspicions off what?
>>680710444
Best snek.
>>680711433
The only one we can trust is Dio, since he wouldn't be able to bump the thread
>>680711469
>backstory
Wait, are we supposed to have backstories?
Shit
>>680711538
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>>680710918
haha I see, well its not a custom or anything so pretty standard shit for a dell, I usually meet the requirements for games but the only thing that I feel is holding me back is the integrated graphics :(
>>680711061
Nice! Sounds comfy, Im just hangin out postin, might get some food soon as well
>>680711234
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
>>680711283
Yes you did, but I don't really know what went on, how you doin holmes?
>>680711648
Yeah, 'your life'.
So no...
>>680710977
Ayy claymore
>>680711493
Sorry... lets turn this into a hugbox for a while.
>hugs
>>680711805
REKTED
>>680711805
Aha! Saved by my inadequacy as a human being once again!
>>680711833
I'm jelly
>>680711951
Im pudding.
>>680711833
awww homu....
>hugs tighter
>>680711951
>>680712021
You should be careful what you claim to be
Menma claimed
>>680711372
>>680711392
>>680711433
Oh.
>>680711739
I'm all good had a sunny day and it feels hood outside
>>680712021
>
>>680712068
Hi Karen.
>>680711144
>Yuu was a test dummy to see how a new addition to the thread would be treated and other miscellaneous tests I had.
I hope you got something out of this.
I'm building a Haruna, fucking YES.
>sorry Kongou
I have a xute waifu, love me :(
>>680712357
Zebra pantsu incoming for Tsuzu.
>>680712446
whoa those legs :o
>>680711440
>When Yuu brought up the accidental dick
Worth it
>>680711469
>retarded backstory
Yeah, that was so I didn't have to pretend to be a mongoloid.
>>680711469
>breast expansion
Literally what I was hoping would seem out of place.
>>680711469
>no out-of-thread contact
Smart
>>680711469
>file numbering
Hey, it's a good system.
>>680711469
>You probably noticed I became less interested
I wanted to "Drop the bomb" as late as I could.
I also hinted at the whole thing a couple of times.
>>680712296
It started as science and ended in lulz
>>680712052
>keeps hugging
Not tighter than I will rope you. Btw how was that appointment you had earlier?
>>680712070
We need tats to do the "this is pretty good not cringe at all" thing.
>>680712068
Lebanese are actually cyborgs confirmed.
>thats where you're from right?
the fuck is with the flash cartoons?
>>680709830
never posted in an autism claim thread but
>whats the limit for our harem?
>>680712106
>feels hood outside
Where da hood, where da hood, where da hood at?
>>680712446
Welcome xeno-cutie
>>680712446
Some people don't like weird things.
I know I do
>>680712446
she's pretty cute, but in a i would wanna just give her pats kinda way
>>680712074
>Homu
>>680712199
Fine, I will post the full picture.
>or did you mean that you want to eat Homu pudding?
>>680712541
are you just gathering information to get better at this for next time?
>>680712566
1
Because only a filthy degenerate scum would have more than 1 waifu, or would share a waifu.
>>680711739
Yeah, that's probably it. Decent mid grade cards aren't expensive though. It's so worth the money in the long run.
>>680712566
one claim anon
>>680712446
If only the rest of them were this cute
>>680712558
it's funny, right as you posted that last post, dear agony started playing so it gave me the feels for some reason, my appointment was fine, just some pointers to when i get out...how was your day???
>>680712635
Hm. Rumia probably wouldn't eat a pad
>>680712357
I think I deserve a 238 and 1 night long of fingerboxing... I mean touching the metal thing.
And gratz on the ship.
>>680712446
Thick. Nice choice bro
>>680712561
Kids are out of school remember?
>>680712570
Oh shit I meant feels good out side
>>680712725
Nope.
One time deal.
If I really wanted to I wouldn't leave hints and shit.
>>680712199
ohayo kyoko, how are you doing?
>>680712558
yup yup, how are you?
what did I miss about atago?
>>680712722
It was mostly about the pudding joke, but hey, I'll pretend it was for the picture.
>>680712725
>next time
Let the witch hunt begin.
>>680712541
You could have kept up the act, I guess. That would have been easy enough. But I appreciate you saying it then.
It was pretty funny.
The joke might have died had this continued.
I also have to figure out how to not sound salty. I honestly think it's pretty hilarious.
Sounding salty comes with being German.
>>680712541
Only a handful of people were there to laugh at that. You found it the most amusing. Also, you were seemingly absent for a little while, but at the same time you were active on Telegram. A few odd posts here and there that had your filenames... And Yuu just spoke like you do.
Jimbles kongtronbo is only waifu necessary
>>680713016
I'm doing good thanks! How about you?
>>680713105
>Sounding salty comes with being German.
Every german I know sounds salty, spot on.
>>680712921
well imma get a shower and see if things get better, then
>Hamakaze claimed
I'm actually tenten
>>680712745
Thats true, Im not sure which one I should get though? So many choices haha
>>680712921
mmhmm, thats what a thug ass fool would try to say
>>680713205
Smart and strong, solid choice
>>680713226
Heya! Hows it goin?
>>680712857
A bit more shaked up than the usual but still pretty meh.
Had to take my cat into the vet and help my sis stealing furniture for her house, other than that was 1 whole day of procrastination and studying.
>>680712867
I hope she doesn't.
>just thought it was relevant because he wants to be a fucking pad
>>680713016
Im fine... read above if you want a resume on my average day. Yuu is Atago.
How are you?
I'm actually Rumia,
and a bit sad.
Gonna catch some anime, slay some bosses. Cya later, anons
>>680713396
I'm pretty good, kinda just walked in on finding out the Atago was Yuu. Also I'm not tenten, that was a terribly bad gag I tried to pull.
>>680713575
later
>konata
>>680713211
Lol k dude
>>680713226
Hello and welcome to shit post
>>680713396
Fuck you lol
>shinoa bro
>>680713575
Goodbye love, hope you feel better soon.
>yuuko
Peace dude
>shinoa bro
>>680713828
Meant to say this to
>>680713575
>>680709830
i used to cum inside a waifu
she'd push my load out her axe-wound and make music with the queefs
u ever heard cum queefs make sick beats bruh?
this was her favorite song to queef to me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
