4CHAN RISK
NASSAU IS BACK BITCHES
LET'S DOMINATE
The rules are very simple. In fact, they're all in the PNG to the left. I changed them from the last game so that things pick up a little quicker.
[Nation Name]
[Nation Color]
[Starting Location]
I'll start off - Nassau, Orange, Washington DC region
GigaNigasCottonPickers, Brown, Austin Texas area.
>>680699708
General Big McLarge-Huge, red, central western alabma (where tuscaloosa is if you know where it is)
The not so empty world thus far
Let's wait a little bit for a few more nations before we start expanding
self-bump
Well let's get started anyway
Rolling for Nassau - expand in general direction of Pittsburgh and Lake Erie
rolling for McLarge - expand eastward
>>680701810
Nassau - continue towards Erie and Cleveland
McLarge-Huge - expand towards mississippi
>>680701810
American Grunge Scene
Seattle, Washington
Aspara
>Chris Cornell, Kurt Cobain, & Layne Staley
Nassau - expand into the rest of Maryland and Delaware
>>680702472
American Grunge Scene > Washington
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNh-iw7gsuI
>Chris Cornell, Kurt Cobain, & Layne Staley
McLarge-Huge - continue westward
>>680703146
Nassau - finish off Delmarva, continue down VA and NC coast
McLarge-Huge - same as before
>>680703146
American Grunge Scene > Washington
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbckIuT_YDc
>Chris Cornell, Kurt Cobain, & Layne Staley
Faggots,Pink,Southernmost folrida
Faggots- Expand north
>>680703680
Nassau - head to Detroit
>>680703680
American Grunge Scene > Fill Washington, Spills go to Oregon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySzrJ4GRF7s
>Chris Cornell, Kurt Cobain, & Layne Staley
McLarge-Huge - west again
Faggots- north again
Nassau - though New Jersey to NY + long island
>>680704142
American Grunge Scene > Oregon
We're going to stop the West Coast Hipsters before they start!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0_zzCLLRvE
>Chris Cornell, Kurt Cobain, & Layne Staley
southwest towards the giganigas
>>680704542
good idea
>>680704669
sorry, it's McLarge-Huge
>>680704745
Yeah I figured
I'll let you use the first roll
Faggots- Expand all over Florida overflow into georgia if it happens
>>680704833
thanks
>>680704707
Either that or it's going to have adverse effects down the line as time goes on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbBbFH9fAg
>>680704968
American Grunge Scene > Oregon
>Chris Cornell, Kurt Cobain, & Layne Staley
McLargeHuge - attack the giganigas
>>680705337
fuck
Nassau - take West Virginia
Faggots- Florida expand , over into georgia
>>680705744
American Grunge Scene > Finish Oregon, then take Idaho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K913KVe3kH8
>Chris Cornell, Kurt Cobain, & Layne Staley
>>680705744
Nassau - continue into New Jersey and NY
McLargeHuge - attack the giganigas
Irish Retards- Central Massachusetts into Boston- Light Green
>>680705813
>>680706082
>>680706109
>>680706434
>>680706453
Giganigas destroyed, Gold Star awarded to McLargeHuge
>>680706777
Nassau - Fill in Pennsylvania from the south northward
Faggots- Expand west Florida overflow into georgia
>>680705744
>Colorado republic
>Colorado
>Any color
Irish Retards- expand into Rhode Island and Connecticut
Wieners- light blue Chicago spreading north
>Yellow Revolution
>Yellow
>Minnesota
McLargeHuge - expand south from alabama
>>680706777
American Grunge Scene > Idaho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBZs_Py-1_0
>Chris Cornell, Kurt Cobain, & Layne Staley
>>680707576
Fill colorado
>colorado republic
Faggots- West florida
Irish Retards- push westward onto Nassau's border
Expand trough Minnesota into North Dakota
>Yellow
>>680707711
Overflow into Georgia of course
McLargeHuge - expand southward and eastward
wieners:
> take northern portion of Illinois and southern portion of Wisconsin
>>680707576
American Grunge Scene > Fill Idaho, spills go to Northern California
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmIqIVxUuKs
>Chris Cornell, Kurt Cobain, & Layne Staley
Nassau: continue filling in Pennsylvania
> Desert
> Arizona
> Purple
>>680708211
You already sound fucking cool. We should be allies
>Chris Cornell, Kurt Cobain, & Layne Staley
>>680708319
gonna side with the dubs, I see...
>>680708319
> Desert
Alliance accepted
>>680708528
Forgot the file, sorry
McLargeHuge - i happen to love Ireland. i propose an alliance to the Irish retards. how does it sound?
>>680708211
Already requesting NAP with Arizona
>Colorado Republic
>>680707576
If it's not too late to join I'd like to join as
'49ers
Gold
SoCal
Faggots- Attack general big Mclarge
>>680708570
done
Fill up Minnesota
>Yellow
>>680708537
Desert / Grunge Scene alliance recognized and officiated
>>680708610
> Desert
Nap accepted
>>680708528
Fill colorado, begin moving into wyoming
Irish Retards- Fill the coast of MA in and push upward to NH and VT
> Desert
Fill Arizona and move to New Mexico
>>680708663
Irish / McLarge alliance recognized
Irish and McLargeHuge are allied
>>680708382
lmao, I didn't even notice them til now. I just liked how his faction name is simply "Desert"
>>680707695
We regional factions should stick together. Alliance? NAP maybe?
>>680708641
What about you? NAP? Maybe alliance?
>>680708563
American Grunge Scene > Fill Idaho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC2GjXMk7i4
>Chris Cornell, Kurt Cobain, & Layne Staley
>Allies: Desert
Nasty ass American grunge scene towards the ocean where they all belong.
>>680708563
Dibs on Gray, lizard Nation
Put me somewhere far from the other faggots
Wieners- keep same formation
Gen. McLargeHuge - can i attack the faggots the same turn they attacked me? if so, that's my action. if not, expand towards the northeast in aid of my irish allies
>>680708955
IDK who you are, but talking like that you must be prepared to die
>Chris Cornell, Kurt Cobain, & Layne Staley
>Allies: Desert
>>680708924
Alliance accepted
>colorado republic
>>680709207
You guys need to be the NCR
>>680708662
op here - Succesful Invasion
>>680709327
shit...
>>680709240
Fuck yeah, we got a Western Coalition forming!
The sun may rise in the East, but it sets in the fucking West! They may be the begining, but ewe are the inevitable end!
>Chris Cornell, Kurt Cobain, & Layne Staley
>Allies: Desert & Colorado Republic
Gen. McLargeHuge - i imagine i could just take back the land i lost if i roll well. i didn't however, so good job faggots. you will rue this day.
OP HERE - SORRY FOR THE DELAY GUYS, LOTS OF STUFF GOING ON
>>680709759
It's cool
>>680709759
Pick up the pace faggot
>>680709840
>>680709850
perfectly captures /b/ in 2 posts
>>680709759
It's cool, just stay cool, man. You want some weed? I'll mail it to you. I got Crictical Jack and some Sour Diesel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8nkHrv_4Mg
>Chris Cornell, Kurt Cobain, & Layne Staley
>Allies: Desert & Colorado Republic
>>680709850
Hey op isn't cool enough to join my homies ------------Faggots
>>680709037
Unsuccesful Invasion, expanding Northeast
>>680709974
Pretty close, all we need now is a post bitching about how threads are in the wrong places or how /b/ used to be better
>>680710012
I got me some Barry White
>>680709759
>>680708641
OP pls can I join or nah
Gen. McLargeHuge - alright, i have to go. i'm in europe and it's almost 3 am. goodnight faggots. if anyone wants to take over, go ahead. keep my empire in good condition while im gone.
Nassau - fill in Virginia
Looking for a copy of the Hans Dick Drunk script drawing
>>680710211
As the Irish Retards it is my duty to oversee his provinces.
Sorry for the delay
>>680710321
OP Here - Irish sovereignty over McLarge's nation recognized and officiated
Keep filling up Minnesota
>Yellow
Yo Weiners, wanna team up?
- Gray, Lizard Nation
>spread southwest
>>680710336
Nassau - continue through pennsylvania into NY
>>680710399
Aw man. Can't count as surrendering to faggots?
Expand along east coast
McLarge Irish- go eastward into Georgia while the Northeastern front pushes into Maine
> Desert
Finish off New Mexico and expand to Oklahoma
>>680710336
American Grunge Scene > Finish Idaho then on to Montana
>>680710446
Wise choice, grasshopper. I already got 2 allies!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEbYxEXM2cE
>Chris Cornell, Kurt Cobain, & Layne Staley
>Allies: Desert & Colorado Republic
>>680710336
Fill colorado, move into nebraska
>colorado republic
>allied with: Desert and American Grunge Scene
>>680709620
I would like to join your Western Coalition please :D
>'49ers
>^Also spread north
>>680710446
Wieners agrees and pushes SW to Lizards to join up
>>680710613
What are you on about. You wanna be allies? Whyn ot
>lizard nation
>>680710644
Lizard / Weiner alliance recognized and officiated
>>680710640
Alright, sounds cool
>>680710630
>>680710597
All in favor? If yes then say "hugbox!"
>Chris Cornell, Kurt Cobain, & Layne Staley
>Allies: Desert & Colorado Republic
>>680710446
We should join the Micks
>>680710512
Who is this?
>>680710854
Forgot to clarify this is Wieners
>>680699708
Cancer nation.
Color Aspara please.
Start in Texas okay thanks
>>680710854
True, what you say mcireland?
>lizard nation
>>680710797
Nah, I'm good. You should team up with all the midwest and Eastern guys.
>Chris Cornell, Kurt Cobain, & Layne Staley
>Allies: Desert & Colorado Republic
>>680710887
-Faggots, pink
> Desert
hugbox!
Lizard Nation this is Wieners, we should join the Micks
>>680711091
I agree, if they're in too
>>680710640
49'ers join Western Coalition, recognized and officiated
>>680711091
Micks here: a good idea
>>680711245
Confirmed McWienerLizard alliance
>>680710948
>Cancer nation.
Sorry, Aspara is taken. Ill just give you Dark.
I gotta go, someone take over playing Yellow
>>680711342
That's our name now
>>680711369
Thanks OP!
>>680710640
Sounds good to me
>colorado republic
> Trump<3
> Teal
> Left most part of North Carolina
>>680711412
dibs
>lizards
>>680711412
i can take -faggots
SKELLETONS
TEAL
DONT MIND
>>680711661
Already got teal mang <3
>>680711661
Already taken, but I'll give you Cyan instead
UPDATED MAP SO FAR
WHO'S ALL IN THE WESTERN ALLIANCE AGAIN? SAY SO WHEN YOU ROLL FOR TERRITORY
>>680711835
Nassau - commence invasion of the Retarded Irish
if unsuccesful, build along their border in NY
>>680711950
succesful invasion of 50 territories
>>680711835
> Teal
Move right through North Carolina
>SKELETONS
EXPAND EAST
Nassau this is McWienerLizard our spies confirm a Western Coalition: Perhaps we show those hippies what's what? Alliance I SAY!!!
Faggots- Attack western Florida, If not successful expand into georgia
>>680711835
Let's move, men! North
>'49ers
>Western Coalition
>>680710446
op you skipped my roll here
>>680711516
also, are you granting me this?
If yes, expand the two towards each other
If no, spread gray southwest again.
Irish here: Counterattack...I suppose into Pennsylvania
>>680711835
Fill kansas and nebraska
>colorado republic
Wieners overtake Illinois
< Desert
< Western Alliance
Take the last NM territory and start OK
Shit I got to go
some one take over
>>cancer nation
Sharpie in pooper
>>680712403
i can
Yo Irish here: Lizard, our leader has died heirless and has to adjourn to heaven above. I bequeath unto you all my titles and holdings
Signed:
President Shakies O'Houlihan
>>680712061
succesful attack recognized
>>680712465
Posted by faggots*
Weiners, expand south
>>680712121
Sorry, missed that
Ill give you extra
And yeah you get yellow
>>680712602
Wieners DON'T do that because he's not wieners. Mothafucka spelt it wrong
awesome thx bb
>SKELETONS
DECLARE WAR ON TRUMP
CUS HE STOLE MAH COLOUR
>>680712173
succesful attack recognized
LIZARD gets all Irish territories in case OP didn't catch it
>>680712689
>anons giving a fuck about spelling
>seriousbusiness.jpg
Wieners, expand south
>>680712798
Awesome
Nassau, are we at war?
>>680712787
I ACTUALLY WANTED TO TEAM UP
NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>680711835
American Grunge Scene > Northern border of Montana
>Chris Cornell, Kurt Cobain, & Layne Staley
>Allies: Desert & Colorado Republic
>>680712978
>SKELETONS
THE GREAT HIGH LORD DOOTER HAS CONSIDERED YOUR PROPOSAL AND ACCEPTS
>>680712987
Fuck, forgot to update my ally list.
>>680711835
Also yeah, I'm in the Western Coalition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUb450Alpps
>Chris Cornell, Kurt Cobain, & Layne Staley
>Allies: 49'ers, Desert. & Colorado Republic
>>680713179
MAY DOOT GUIDE US ALL
>Dooter's Kingdom?
>>680711835
join as Dick Twiddlers in west california
>>680711835
Forgot to say, im in the western alliance too
>colorado republic
>>680712787
So I guess you're going to NC now
>>680712928
Depends who you are, since I'm Nassau. If you're Lizards, I support an alliance.
Sorry if I missed anything
>>680713510
JOIN AS THE DICK TWIDDLERS IN WEST CALIFORNIA
>>680712038
Nassau responding to Lizard Kingdom: Nassau accepts alliance against Western Coalition
Also rolling to take Virginia and NC
>>680713510
Yup I'm triple lizard kingdom. Alliance is sealed
Wieners, expand west.
Greed, Petroleum and Ugly Politics
Dark Red
I'll start just anywhere, random, in Oklahoma.
>>680713510
Split my roll between filling in maine, and moving my other two territories towards one another
>lizards
> Desert
take NM and expand to Utah
Corn in indiana
>>680713510
Keep moving through kansas
FOR THE GLORY OF THE WESTERN ALLIANCE
>colorado republic
>>680713510
Move through western Tennessee
>>680713510
>Faggots Attack Red
>>680713510
>SKELETONS
LEAD THE LEGIONS OF THE UNDEAD TO EXPAND TO THE SOUTH
>ALLIES = TRUMP (?)
>>680713867
Unsucessful spread east
>>680713510
Rolling to move throughout Cali
>'49ers
>Western Coalition
>Allies: Desert, N.A. Grunge, and Colorado Repub
>>680713510
If Dual Sovereignty Do you recieve 2 turns?
>>680713510
American Grunge Scene > Montana
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAE6Il6OTcs
>Chris Cornell, Kurt Cobain, & Layne Staley
>Allies: 49'ers, Desert. & Colorado Republic
>>680713880
>>680713859
Sorry i didn't say who i was
>TEAL
Move through western Tennessee
YES GLORIOUS ALLY
>ALLIES = SKELETONS
>>680713749
>Greed, Petroleum and Ugly Politics
>Dark Red
Sorry, gave that color to Dick Twidlers
I'll give you Green ok
>>680713788
nice dubs, this is a good alliance
-op
>>680713949
counting this roll
>>680713510
DICK TWIDDLERS EXPAND EAST
>>680714031
Nope it's just all the territory you control, you can split it between regions
Here it is so far guys
sorry it's taking as long as it is
I got all night tbh
>>680715064
OP'S NOTE - THIS MAY BE ONE OF THE LAST ROUNDS BEFORE BUMP LIMIT; I WILL POST A NEW THREAD WHEN WE NEED TO MOVE
Also, Nassau - fill in Virginia and NC
>>680715064
DICK TWIDDLERS EXPAND NORTH
>Faggots
Main body spread eastward towards smaller
>>680715064
>Desert
Expand into Utah and then Nevada
>>680715064
>Teal
Just move up in general
>>680715064
>>680713880
OP YA MISSED MAH TURN
ALSO CONTINUS EXPANDING SOUTH
>SKELETONS
>>680715064
Fill kansas, not sure what to do about dick twiddlers and lizard nation
>colorado republic
>western alliance
>Wieners
Go to Kentucky
>>680714062
Hey, what should we do with the Dick Twiddlers?
I guess I'll just move up and around them for now
>'49ers
>Western Alliance
>>680715401
Shit sorry dude
I'll give you extra territories
>DICK TWIDDLERS
ALLY WITH ME 49ers I AM YOUNG BUT NAIVE BUT SPECIAL BUT NEED HELP PLEASE
>>680715663
CHEERS MAN
>SKELETONS
I ALSO PROPOSE A NON-AGRESSION PACT WITH THE COLARADO REPUBLIC
>SKELETONS
>>680715764
Ask what the rest of the Western Coalition want.
>'49ers
>Teal
Yo, Nassu, if you could like not kill me that would be great
>Faggots Request alliance with skeletons and trump
>>680716021
what does that mean
>am new to 4chan risk
>>680715764
>>680715530
>>680715370
>>680714062
Should we allow dick twiddlers to join the western alliance?
>colorado republic
>>680716141
YOU FIGHT TEAL YOU INCURE THE WRATH OF MY SKELEMANCING
>SKELETONS
>>680716174
It means more allies
>>680716191
>Desert
Might as well. The more, the merrier
>>680715530
>>680715764
>>680715431
I hear by declare myself a powerful enough entity where i no longer need the suppourt of the Western Coalition.
>>680715064
American Grunge Scene > Keep filling Montana
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODTv9Lt5WYs
>>680716191
Yes, by all means do. And take note of the song title, fuck off
>Chris Cornell, Kurt Cobain, & Layne Staley
>Faggots leaving all territory to trump
>>680716141
;)
>>680716171
>>680716302
Actually going with this I cordially request, representing Nassau, for a union between the Faggots, Skeletons, Trumps, and Lizards in a Glorious Eastern Colonial Empire
2 or 3 approval replies makes it official
-Nassau
>>680716355
yes please. all. (or no idgaf just ally with me and give me whatever you want)
>>680716373
Alliance vacancy acknowledged
>>680716370
Dick Twiddlers are now part of the Western Alliance
-OP
>>680716355
>>680716370
Just remember, I was the alliance;s founder. I'll accept peace with your group for now, but if any of you decide to invade me I'll fucking go apeshit and rape the shit out of all of you
>Chris Cornell, Kurt Cobain, & Layne Staley
>>680716417
YAAAAAR THE HIGH LORD DOOTER ACCEPTS
>SKELETONS
>>680716444
>>680715431
Well crap it looks like American Grunge is out..
Yeah you can join Dick Twids
>'49ers
>>680715963
Nap accepted
>>680716373
Oh fuck
>colorado republic
>western alliance
> Desert
Into Utah. Let's make America great again.
>>680716577
lol
>>680716417
>Teal
Accepted
>>680716701
You already own Utah dude
I'll just give you 5 in Texas
>>680716637
>>680716739
EASTERN ALLIANCE OFFICIATED
_
When you roll, remember to tell me what region you're invading, so I don't miss yours and just assume its replying to someone else.
>>680717184
NEW THREAD
DISREGARD EVERYTHING AFTER THE LAST MAP POST
MOVE HERE BEFORE WE LOSE EVERYTHING
>>680717338
>>680717422
- OP
>>680717184
HIGH LORD DOOTER REQUESTS A NON- AGRESSION PACT WITH THE WESTERN ALLIANCE
MARCH NORTH AND EXPAND
>>680717184
Sry man I didn't see the updated map. Thx 4 Tx.
>>680717184
Im done. Whoever wants to take my place go ahead
>colorado republic
>western alliance
